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Dharma and Greg, and the triumphant of SO THERE!
By Eric
A desperately serious story! Thanks to Caleb Jones for the idea, and
some suggestions. Also thanks to Steve Z for editing.
As our newlyweds were having a quiet dinner, Greg forced himself to
dismiss the oddly predatory gleam in Dharma's eyes. He figured, as usual,
that she just wanted to get laid. When Dharma led him upstairs to the
bedroom - he thought smugly - right again. The incredibly sexy, tall
blond was all over him. Her radiant pussy was the universe, and swallowed
him up as he merrily pumped away. Greg was in a state of bliss, but
somehow, that state abruptly changed, radically.
Suddenly, he wasn't the pumper, he was the holding tank. A hard dick
thrust into his - her - softness, and Greg cried out in awe. No wonder
Dharma loved him so much - he was really hung. He clasped his old body
eagerly to himself! His new tits were straining at the bit.
"Harder, more and more," he cried out, echoing Dharma's usual demands.
Just what the hell was in that vegetarian chili, anyway? He - no, SHE -
screamed with ecstasy! God, this new bod was so wonderful, so sensuous,
and his old body's dick felt so good, and Greg thought her new husband
was so hot! Satiated, she laid back luxuriantly in the feel of this
sexy, tall blond body she had somehow swapped for the old dull one. Greg
felt a burning kiss on the back of his - no, her - neck.
"How long before I'm up for another go around?" asked his old voice,
with Dharma in command.
Greg giggled, "About thirty minutes with anyone else - I really sucked
you dry, partner! But with me - say, five minutes." With the expertness
of knowing both her former body's atributes and Dharma's innate sexiness,
she set determinedly to work. She needed more sex. The former Greg did
not question this sudden body exchange with Dharma - after all - was this
not San Francisco - what could be more natural than a man and wife to
suddenly and amusingly switch bodies during sex. This kind of thing
happened all the time - right?
Soon he had the new Greg standing at attention, and the new Dharma
giggled.
"Prepare to stand and deliver!"
It was wonderful!
"Hey," she said afterwards, finally sated by five staright bouts in the
sack, "when do we go back to our own bods?"
"You don't!" said the voice of Finkelstein. The ponytail headed idiot
appeared behind the bed, along with Dharma's mothers, who looked
embarrassed. "Haven't you heard, five times a charm!?"
"I always heard," Greg said in Dharma's charming voice, "that seven
times was the charm."
"Did I say five?"
"Yes, you did, daddy," said the former Dharma.
"Did what?"
"Said five times was a charm."
"What's a charm?" asked Finkelstein.
"Please!" said Dharma's mother, Abby. "We could keep this up to next
Mikomass. The important thing to remember is that we are one step closer
to our goal!"
"Are we playing hockey?" asked Finkelstein.
They all ignored him.
"Will someone have the courtesy to tell me what's going on?" asked the
new Dharma, bored to tears. All she wanted to do, now that she had
escaped being the boring, serious Greg, was to have fun! To have fun
meant getting rid of her in-laws or parents or what ever these sub-human
creatures were, and fucking the brains out of her new husband. 'Can't
let a luscious bod like this go fallow!' she thought.
"Dharma - I mean, Greg - I mean, darling - let me explain," said the
new Greg.
"Could explanations wait? Why don't we just get rid of these retards.
Let me try on some of your clothes, especially the thigh high boots - you
know, the ones you like to drink Jack Daniel's out of."
The new Greg's eyes sparkled. "Sounds like fun. But wait a minute! Don't
you drink Jack Daniel's out of my boots?"
"Not any more, you hunky thing!" she said, her own eyes sparkling.
"LISTEN TO MOTHER!" Abby said. "'SO THERE' has triumphed again! Another
US attorney has succumbed - and has exchanged bodies with the daughters
(or often, their SONS, in San Francisco) of SO THERE."
The new Dharma flopped back on the bed, her pussy tingling. "What the
fuck is SO THERE?"
"Did anyone hear the doorbell?" asked Finkelstein.
They all ignored him.
A revolutionary light appeared in what's her name's eyes. "SO THERE
stands for Spotted Owl. The Heroes Excelsior Right Expedient."
"What?" asked the new Dharma, unenlightened.
"We're trying to save the spotted owl from capitalistic, mindless
expansion!" said her newly acquired mom.
"Say again? - Look, you must realize - except for Finkelstein - that
capitalism is mindless - that the reason its so popular and successful
is that people don't like to think! They like to consume!"
They looked at him in amazement, except for Finkelstein, who asked,
"Who's Finkelstein?"
"That's beside the point. SO THERE has now gained control of the federal
courts - why else do you think the Spotted Owl has stopped billion dollar
developments?" asked Abby.
"Human stupidity?" answered the new Dharma, in a charming voice. God,
she loved her new body! Being Greg was so - so Greg! So fuckin' serious
and boring. She married Dharma because she wanted to be like her. Now -
well, now she was her! It was great!
"Only partly," answered the new Greg. "Its really because SO THERE
disciples are taking the place of key judges and Federal officials," he
giggled. "That one federal Judge was sure surprised when he switched
bodies with a twenty dollar hooker who was one of us."
"But the new hooker has now raised her price - price gouging, I call it!
The bitch charged me fifty dollars an hour, showing the encroachment of
capitalism on our very existence," said Finkelstein.
They all ignored him.
A tear formed the new Greg's eyes. "Sorry, sweetums, but now we must
drug you, and you will forget who you were - we can't risk any more
leaks after the Monica L. problems."
"Who's Monica L?" asked Finkelstein.
They all ignored him.
"Wait a minute, you're going about this all wrong!" said the new Dharma,
sitting up in bed. "The real power in this country lies not with judges
or prosecutors, but with rich swine like my parents. Didn't you know -
they own most of the lumber mills, mindlessly cutting down irreplaceable
forests?"
The new Greg and her new mother looked at the new Dharma.
Desperately, 'Dharma' went on. Her delightfully new and erotic pleasures
at being Dharma wouldn't be nearly as much fun if she thought she was
Dharma!. "Why don't we just invite them all over for a family dinner?"
All their faces lit up.
* * * * * *
"What's in this vegetarian chili, anyway?" gasped Mrs. Montgomery.
"Even Finkelstein looks attractive!"
Finkelstein blushed as Greg's mother leaned over to kiss him.
Mr. Montgomery was doing the same with a giggling Abby.
Kissing him, Mrs. M said, "I just know I am going to hate myself in the
morning!"
They all laughed knowingly. "I bet you will!" said 'Greg'. At last, her
bitchy mother-in-law was going to get it in the neck!
Suddenly, a strange look came over the two couples. Then Finkelstein
cried out in passion and triumphant, and a confused Kitty, in
Finkelstein's brain dead body said, "Didn't I used to be a woman?"
The new Mrs. M got up and strolled to the mirror. "Not bad, and it is
so strange to be able to think again!" She started dressing again, amid
the protests of what are you two doing in our bodies and we were robbed!
The new Kitty looked down in disdain at the dregs that were Finkelstein
and his common law wife and decided to have as little to do socially
with them as possible. She turned to 'Greg' and thought that her son had
certainly married beneath him!
She looked in her date book. "Dear, we are do at the art museum for a
benefit. We need to hurry," she said to her husband, who nodded
resignedly.
"Don't forget about the spotted owls," said 'Greg' worriedly.
"The spotted owl? Oh yes - we'll stop the cutting down of our track of
forest," said the new Mr. M.
"Well, lets all have desert!" said the now Dharma brightly, like a good
hostess.
After the orgy and desert, the new filthy rich people went out - the
new Finkelstein and Abby complained bitterly, especially the former
Kitty, who hated Finkelstein's ponytail - so sixties - but as soon as
their amnesia potions took hold, they soon became very left wing and
protested everything but free love. They were so active in this regard
that Dharma soon had a baby brother. 'Her' mother had a difficult time
with the delivery at her age - not much helped, but Finkelstein was
stoned out of his mind at the time.
The new Kitty spent more money on clothes than ever, and still tried to
break up her son's marriage to Dharma, who she considered unworthy
socially. The new Mr.M found out that he liked the mansion and servants,
and his mistress on the side. He just prayed his wife never found out -
she was such a bitch!
Dharma and Greg looked into each other's eyes (once their own) and said
together, "I thought they would never leave!"
They hopped into bed, and the rest, of course, is history.
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