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Chat Night Guest: The Professor On Friday September 24, 11PM PST Edited by Anne-Mal You can contact the Professor at: [email protected] (*Anne-Mal) Hello! (Sir_Lee) It seems I'm the first to arrive today! (*Anne-Mal) So far. Chrissy did have a chat a couple of hours ago. (Sir_Lee) Yes, but I can't hang out before 3:00 GMT, the phone rates kill me! (*Anne-Mal) Ah, your a European too! (Sir_Lee) Not really, I'm from South America. The phone rates here drop sharply at midnight. (*Anne-Mal) Oh, the GMT thing threw me! (Sir_Lee) Well, I don't relate easily to American time zones, since I never know when it's DST or not, I get confused. Plus it's easy to find your local time relative to GMT. Windows and UNIX have a table built-in. (*Anne-Mal) Hi Mom! Well, what time is it now for you? + The has arrived. (Sir_Lee) 01:43. Hail to our glorious benefactress! - The just left. (Mindy) You still here Anne-Mal or better yet, are you awake? (*Anne-Mal) I am here, but being awake is another thing! + Professor has arrived. (*Anne-Mal) Hello Honored Guest! (Sir_Lee) Hail to the Master! (Professor) It looks as if I'll have to forego the "The" tonight. (*Anne-Mal) Oh, an informal chat! (Mindy) Professor, go back out and sign on as The_Professor, with an underline between the words if you like. (Sir_Lee) Yes, I found out I couldn't put a space inside my name either. - Professor just left. + The_Professor has arrived. (The_Professor) I'm a little new at this. + Bash_Julie has arrived. (*Anne-Mal) Bash_Julie? Gee something strange must have happened tonight! (Mindy) Look everybody free cookies tonight, the bakers are here! (Bash_Julie) Limited to one computer, so we are both here for a little while. (Regal) Bash and Julie are merged? Kinky! (Mindy) See Anne-Mal, you would not believe me when I said Bash and Julie were one and the same! (Bash_Julie) We have 2 dozen eclairs ready but they come with a price. (The_Professor) I'm on a diet (Sir_Lee) I'm on a diet. (Regal) Eclairs? Tempting, but not right now. (Bash_Julie) Wise choices! (Sir_Lee) Great minds think alike! (The_Professor) Great minds certainly do. (Sir_Lee) By the way, Anne. I miss your puzzles. If you start doing them again, I PROMISE to give everybody else a fair chance! (*Anne-Mal) I plan on doing more, just have to find the time! We still have 15 minutes until we start, so it is still open chat! Oh by the way Bash, Chrissy's wish was that all her friends be happy! (Bash_Julie) Chrissy really is the nicest person here! (Mindy) *Hee hee* After what Bash did in the bakery and since it was his question, I think both Julie and Bash are happy now combined! (Sir_Lee) Is there a ManiaChat genie giving wishes to guests now? (That takes me back to the IRC channel genie.) (Mindy) I have a chat bot, but never turned it on or messed with it! (*Anne-Mal) Chrissy said that she was going to try to stay up, but it is 6am for her! (Regal) Wow! (Sir_Lee) 6am? Where does she live, former USSR maybe? (*Anne-Mal) Nope, UK! (Michelle) 6AM would be England. (Regal) It's almost 1am, east coast! (Sir_Lee) Oh, right! I messed up on my 'rythmetic. :) It's 2am here in Brazil. (Lorna) It's only 10pm in Seattle and I'm wide awake!! *Grin* (The_Professor) I appreciate many of you being here at a very inconvenient hour. (*Anne-Mal) It reminds me Professor, Thomas Hassan of the TSA would like to post your Ovid stories on his site! (The_Professor) Thomas is very welcome to post my stories. (*Anne-Mal) Did you read his chat log, Professor? (The_Professor) No I'm sorry, I haven't read it yet. I saved it, though. (Mindy) All these time changes, is somebody hinting that we all should change before the night is over? (Michelle) Well, it's the middle of the day here, though my days and nights are swapped. *Hee hee* (Sir_Lee) *Groan* (Bash_Julie) Has anyone seen Honi Muffin? (Regal) Not recently. She must be on tour. (Bash_Julie) Tour of what? (Regal) Nightclubs, strip joints, you know! (Bash_Julie) You seem to know, why would we? (Regal) Well, she claims that she and Bash... Oh never mind, let's not start that again, it's too late. + Da_Judge has arrived. (Da_Judge) Hear Ye Hear Ye, The Professors chat will be in session shortly, all males rise! :) (Michelle) (I thought that the court clerk was to say that.) (*Anne-Mal) That kind of makes Bash_Julie in a awkward position! (Regal) *Chuckle* (Bash_Julie) Ha ha, Anne. (Da_Judge) So Prof when you gonna drop in on Ovid again? Officer Mercer is waiting with a speed trap! All set up just for you! (The_Professor) I posted Ovid 9 last night. (Da_Judge) Yes, but Morpheus is nearing 100! You better get writing Prof, you only have about 91 to go to catch up! (Bash_Julie) Uh your Honor, it seems Officer Mercer picked up a dozen donuts and there was a mistake, or should I say a Miss take? (Da_Judge) Bashy maybe you should franchise and open a shop in Ovid! (Bash_Julie) Bashy, your honor? (Da_Judge) Yes. (Bash_Julie) Okay, sir! + Chrissy has arrived. (*Anne-Mal) Maybe the judge sampled the donuts! Let's start in 5 minutes! Wow, Chrissy you made it! (Chrissy) *Yawn* Just about 6am here! (The_Professor) Good morning, Chrissy! - Da_Judge just left. (*Anne-Mal) There go Da Judge! (The_Professor) You're dating yourself! (Bash_Julie) Is that who she dates? (Mindy) Kinky! (*Anne-Mal) Oh no! Sounds like a storyline! (Bash_Julie) Maybe, could be? Anne-Mal in My lover, myself! (Michelle) Apropos for a segment of this genre. (*Anne-Mal) Actually, Eric would star in that easier! Okay let's start! (The_Professor) I have no opening statement, so let the questioning begin! (*Anne-Mal) Tonight's Guest is The Professor! The second of the fan favorite chats! Let the questions begin, by the friendliest author on Fictionmania! (If you want to ask the professor a question, whisper to me now!) (No need to tell me the question.) (Please try to stay awake!) (Chrissy) Hiya Professor. I am a big fan of yours. If you were travelling the roads lost and suddenly found yourself in a town called Ovid. How would you react? (The_Professor) First of all, there is one, and I've been in it. It's in eastern Colorado! Seriously though, I'd love to visit Ovid. I'd take my chances with the Judge (Chrissy) How do you think he would judge you? (The_Professor) Since there's a little bit of me in each of my characters, I think he'd judge me about the same. God (or the Gods) know who I'd be, but I'm sure it would be interesting. (Sir_Lee) About your nom de plume. You see, although most of us probably think it's a justly deserved title in your case, since your tales are very well written and literate, it might seem a tad, pretentious. Why did you choose that name? Are you a real college professor? (The_Professor) Maybe. Maybe not. Let's just say I'm well educated. As for pretentious... Who, me? (Bash_Julie) Bashful says: Fred the Wizard has just appeared in front of you and will grant you a single wish. anything you want. What is your wish? (The_Professor) I would like the ability to instantly be whoever I wanted to be at any time, any place. I don't ask for much, do I? (Ellie) Ovid is probably the most complex universe we read about here. Where did you get the idea and how did you develop it? Is everything already worked out, or are you still making up the town as you go? (The_Professor) Ovid started forming in my mind several years ago. It began as a small California town ruled by a wealthy old man with magical powers. By the time I committed Ovid to print, I had most of the basic concepts worked out. It does, however continue to evolve. (Ellie) Can we ask about your latest story, or would that be a spoiler to many of the group? (The_Professor) Sure! (Ellie) Are the "Old Ones" Lovecraftian? (The_Professor) No. They are purely from Greek and Roman myths. With the exception of Deity Arms, I try not to mix mythologies. (Chrissy) Have you ever considered crossing Ovid over with the SRU or Altered Fates universes for a story? If so how do you think the Wizard and Judge get on? (The_Professor) Not really. I enjoy Bill and Jennifer's creations very much, but they stand well on their own. I would imagine the Judge and the Wizard would get along well. They both have a sense of poetic justice. (Mindy) You have to feel good that somebody would ask for an Ovid Fix in the Fictionmania Hyperboard! Do you see yourself writing Ovid 19, having a planned ending or loosing interest in Ovid? (The_Professor) I do see Ovid going on. I'm sorry it took so long, but it has been a very busy summer. Besides, I like to alternate Ovid tales with non-Ovid stories. I appreciate the interest in Ovid very much. It's what drives me to write the next one. As for losing interest, I don't know. It doesn't seem possible now. If I ever do, I'll tie up the series. Of course I'll leave a back door. Always make room for a sequel. (*Anne-Mal) How does it feel to be a fan favorite pick for a chat night? (The_Professor) As for being the fan favorite pick, I'm very gratified. Only now I can't find a large enough hat! (Chrissy) Who is your favourite published author? (The_Professor) Like many TG fans, I enjoy Jack Chalker. I'm also a big Tom Clancy fan. Come to think of it, I read a lot of books and enjoy quite a few authors. (Mindy) In the "Plantation" story, how much research did you do for the facts and dialog to sound so real for that time period? (The_Professor) I'm something of a student of history and particularly like the period leading up to the Civil War. I had just finished Shelby Foote's series and traveled down the Mississippi River by riverboat. So the story was a natural. (Bashful) Have you been published? (The_Professor) Yes, but non-fiction only. I don't have the time to write fiction for a living. It's strictly a hobby for now. But who knows? Maybe some day. (*Anne-Mal) Should violence have a place in TG stories? (The_Professor) It depends. Violence for violence's sake? No. Gratuitous violence like gratuitous sex weakens a story unless it is an integral part of the story. (Ellie) What stories are you working on now, Ovid or any others? Maybe another Deety Arms? (The_Professor) I started Deity Arms to allow others to use one of my settings. I may go back there some time but have no immediate plans to do so. I do have a couple of non-Ovid stories I'm working on. My next story will probably be one I haven't actually started writing. (Ellie) So tease us about them! (The_Professor) Ellie, my next one will probably be called "Kid Sister". (Sir_Lee) In your "Deety Arms" story, you seemed to imply that it happened in the same "universe" as Ovid. Do you intend to do a cross-over? (The_Professor) Maybe. I just left the door open. More than likely, I'd restrict myself to Greek Gods not mentioned in Ovid. (*Anne-Mal) Do you get much feedback for your stories? (The_Professor) Yes. I get quite a bit. It spurs me on to write more. I've been very pleased with the response to my stories. (*Anne-Mal) I'm a little sleepy, so let me turn it into a free-for-all now! (The_Professor) Okay by me. (*Anne-Mal) Ask away, just remember that The Professor is still in the spotlight! So you answered about violence, what about being erotic? How far should you go? (The_Professor) Tough one. There's nothing wrong with being erotic, but I find many "erotic" scenes in stories to be mechanical. "She took his throbbing..." You get the idea. Sex is beautiful if done right. Most writers should remember that when they write a sex scene. (Sir_Lee) Well, one of the most erotic scenes I can remember is at the end of your "Ovid: The Lawyer." And it was very understated... (The_Professor) Sir Lee, thanks. I liked that scene, too. (Michelle) Would you consider a limited open universe on Ovid if you had final go ahead on the finished story? (The_Professor) It would depend on the story, but I hate to see someone spend time and effort writing one and then have to give it thumbs down. (Ellie) How about "sidebar" stories set in Ovid after you finish off the main plot? (The_Professor) Sure. That would work. Of course, it may take me years to finish it. (BillHart) Or perhaps a visit from an old friend. (Chrissy) Have you ever considered a follow up too Former Boys Club? Which is my favourite story of yours by the way. Or will you just leave it as a stand alone story? (The_Professor) It will probably be a stand alone story. (Sir_Lee) By the way, as much as I like M2F TG, what about an Ovid story dealing with some other kind of transformation? (The_Professor) I've thought about it. Maybe if the right idea hits me. Of course, M2F TG is my favorite type, so that's what I tend to write. I won't rule F2M out though. (Chrissy) I have too go to bed before I fall unconscious. Thanks a lot for having a chat with us Professor. Byeeeee everybody. (The_Professor) Good night, Chrissy. (*Anne-Mal) Night Chrissy! You are one tough Ally! (Ellie) Have you heard from anybody else that they're doing a Deety Arms story? (I have one that's about fourth on my "to Do" list.) (The_Professor) Nope. Not yet. Any takers? (Bashful) Been a long week, I'm gone too, night all! (The_Professor) Nite Bashful. (*Anne-Mal) Night Bash! Do you plan on any collaborations? (The_Professor) No. Although I'd be willing to consider one. (*Anne-Mal) Any authors you would like to work with? (The_Professor) Experienced ones who have a good grasp of plotting and who, like me, see transformation as an opportunity to grow. (*Anne-Mal) So you don't want to pick anyone! *Grin* (ehayes) Don't ask the nice author horrible explosive questions, Anne. =) (The_Professor) Actually, I just don't have a good answer. (BillHart) I liked the idea of an SRU/Ovid crossover. It'd be a little work to keep from stepping on each others toes. (The_Professor) It has definite possibilities, Bill. (Ellie) How can there be an SRU crossover? Ovid doesn't have any malls. (*Anne-Mal) Not yet! (ehayes) *Scribbles headline* "PROF AND BILL HART TO COLLABORATE ON NEW SERIES!" (*Anne-Mal) Ah ha! A Carrie spy! (The_Professor) Actually, that's sort of a joke. I got tired of every transformed male romping off to the mall in stories. (BillHart) Maybe a mini-mall would suffice. (Ellie) It's a mall world after all. (ehayes) *Chokes at pun* (Michelle) A transformed tree on the edge of town, maybe? (BillHart) Maybe he could settle in under the lawyer's office? (The_Professor) Has the Wizard considered a storefront location? (TJMax) Perhaps a denizen of Ovid will visit a mall when outside of Ovid? (Sir_Lee) Malls are so damn convenient, because shops are always opening and closing! (The_Professor) There are malls in Tulsa. (Sir_Lee) I mean, in a mall a new store doesn't call as much attention as on a storefront. (Michelle) In a small town, ANYTHING calls attention. (Sir_Lee) That's the trouble! Maybe a booth in a street fair, like a flea market. (Michelle) Bill, would the Wizard go a wandering in a faire? (BillHart) I think the Wizard would settle in anywhere. (The_Professor) Let me think on that. Of course, the Gods do travel outside of Ovid. Have you noticed how nobody seems to know where they live? (Michelle) I figured they all had condos on Olympus. (The_Professor) Could be. (Ellie) The Wizard has been known to keep track of some of his transformees. What if one wandered into Ovid and was transformed? (Michelle) That would provide a male to female to male switch. (Sir_Lee) Does Ovid hold any kind of farm festivals, cattle expositions or such? That would be a good place for the Wizard to crop up! (Ugh! Unintended pun!) (*Anne-Mal) Do you feel your Ovid stories are a way of creating a Utopia? (The_Professor) In the Twilight Zone sense, yes. It's idyllic, that's for sure. (*Anne-Mal) So what prompted you to start posting your stories? (The_Professor) I got tired of all the Poof! I'm a girl. Tee-hee stories. If I were a woman, I'd want to be a strong, a real one. So I wrote about them. (ehayes) AMEN!! (Michelle) I agree, less fantasy, more reality. (TJMax) And that's a major reason I enjoy your stories so much. (*Anne-Mal) Sounds like Robert Heinlein's reason for writing SF! (Michelle) Um, the Gods ARE real aren't they? (The_Professor) Of course the Gods are real. (Ellie) Who wants to tell the Gods that they AREN'T real? (Michelle) Not me! (Sir_Lee) *I* won't bell the cat! (The_Professor) Or you might be a cat. (Ellie) Try it, and you should BE the cat! (BillHart) You mess around with the Gods and you won't be real very long. (Ellie) With all the M2F transformations, you certainly wouldn't be Sir Real. (The_Professor) Magic is fun to play with. Without Gods and wizards and magic necklaces, the world would be a boring place. (*Anne-Mal) But justice must play an important part in your stories. (The_Professor) It does. I think the Gods have to have a sense of justice. Without it, they'd be less Godly. (Sir_Lee) Maybe not a *human* sense of justice, but a sense of justice nonetheless. (Michelle) I agree with you about The Lawyer. It has a nice sense of completeness. (The_Professor) Susan Jager is one of my favorite characters. I hadn't planned on giving her such a prominent role, but I like her too much to put her in the background. (Sir_Lee) Being nearsighted myself, I could almost see her bargaining with the Judge at the end of the story to give her at least her 20/20 eyesight back. (*Anne-Mal) So do you have to believe in them or just respect them? (The_Professor) Believe or respect, you gotta love em! (Ellie) Is there anything important in the fact that Susan and Cindy will be having their babies sometime around the Spring Solstice, right between the Ides of March and Easter? (The_Professor) As far as the date of Susan and Cindy's deliveries, watch this space! By the way, most of us read very simple stories of the Gods as we grow up. The real stories are often quite adult. The Gods were a randy bunch. (Michelle) Randy is hardly the word! Or was that English understatement? (Sir_Lee) I remember an old MAD joke about the cuckolded husbands protesting against Zeus in Athens. (The_Professor) Zeus wasn't the only one. Ares was in there pitching, too. And the Gods had literally hundreds of little bastards. (*Anne-Mal) That's where all the Demi Gods came from! (Ellie) The closest a lot of us come to the "Adult" stories is probably Orpheus being torn apart by the Bacchae in a drunken frenzy. (The_Professor) Well, for gore, there's also Prometheus. (Sir_Lee) And what was that about Greek women and farm animals, that Zeus had to become everything from a bull to a swan to get laid? (*Anne-Mal) I guess Zeus was the first member of the TSA! (Michelle) He did a LOT of things to get laid! (BillHart) There's a Thorne Smith novel "The Night Life of the Gods" you all might like to read. (TJMax) Well, I must be off to bed. Thanks for all the great stories. (Ellie) I was thinking of the story of a group of naked women tearing a man apart because he won't join them in a drunken orgy. They're probably the house band at Randy Andy's now. (Sir_Lee) Ellie, that would be the death of Orpheus. (The_Professor) Zeus even became a woman on occasion. Unfortunately, probably the best TG story in Greeks myths was the story of Siproetes. He was transformed into a woman by Artemis. Unfortunately, the story of Siproetes has been lost. (Michelle) I was just going to say I missed that one. If lost how is it that you... Uh oh!! *Hee hee* (Sir_Lee) Oh, I just noticed that you brought that up originally. Foot lodged firmly in mouth. (The_Professor) The story of Siproetes is mentioned in the works of Liberalus, but it's only a sentence. It may be a variation of the story of Acteon. (Michelle) Do you read them in Greek and Latin? (The_Professor) Nope. Just plain old English. (Michelle) Just curious as to the depth of your passion. (AND if you WERE a professor!) *Hee hee* (The_Professor) I need to sign off in a few minutes. Any last questions? (Michelle) Are you going to use the entire Pantheon? (The_Professor) Major Gods, probably. Some may be in minor roles. Of course, there are literally hundreds of Greek and Roman Gods. (Michelle) Yeah, they kinda propagated at will. (*Anne-Mal) A good question may be, do you have a bibliography list of works on the Gods that people could seek out? (Like the public service announcements, *To read more on this subject, read...*) (The_Professor) Well, there's the standard books by Edith Hamilton and Bullfinch's Mythology. Robert Graves has a fine book on the subject. Just browse any large bookstore or university library. (Michelle) The big three! (*Anne-Mal) Robert Graves is a great author! Actually before I found SF & F, I used to read all the Mythology books I could find! (The_Professor) They're the basis of most modern fantasy. (Sir_Lee) At least you are not writing about the thousands of Gods from India! (The_Professor) I've thought about doing one on India. Shiva and Parvati has TG elements. Actually, there are dozens of TG stories in Hindu myths. (*Anne-Mal) What do you think of the modern versions, "Hercules" and "Xena"? (The_Professor) They're entertaining, but not very good renditions of the Greek myths. (Sir_Lee) Which Hercules? Disney's is pretty much as corrupted as it can get... (Ellie) Considering that Xena's adventures run from 1300 BC (the time of Hercules) to the time of Julius Caesar (44 BC), they're played pretty fast and loose. (The_Professor) Both Hercules. The Steve Reeves version was more accurate, and it wasn't very accurate either. I think everyone is pretty tired. Shall we call it a night? (ehayes) Oh, come on, Prof, one more! =) (*Anne-Mal) Okay, how about a closing statement? (The_Professor) Okay. Two more questions. (Michelle) DON'T listen to her Prof! She'll keep you here for another 6 hours! I know! *Long Pause* (*Anne-Mal) Gee, can't you come up with 2 questions? (ehayes) Nope! =) (*Anne-Mal) How about some thoughts about Fictionmania? (The_Professor) It's great. I check it every day. Speaking of Hercules, the labors of Hercules are nothing compared to what Mindy goes through to keep that site so great. (*Anne-Mal) Amen to that! (Michelle) She has stables?? *Hee hee* (BillHart) Yes, the Unending Labors of Mindy! (ehayes) I'M not cleaning them! (The_Professor) She has a stable web site. (*Anne-Mal) She has to go though a lot of .... (ehayes) She had a BBS, she knows what it's like! I'm just amazed (and glad) she hasn't burned out yet. (Ellie) Some of the nastier posts have a decided similarity to certain things found in a stable. Thanks for a great chat. I have an SCA demo in about 6 hours, so I'm heading out. G'night, all. (The_Professor) On that note, thanks for having me here tonight. I enjoyed it. (*Anne-Mal) Final question: Do you see anything creating Modern Myths? (The_Professor) Not in the classic sense. Myths were used to explain the unexplainable. We see ourselves as being too sophisticated for that now. (*Anne-Mal) We do, but what of our future descendants? (ehayes) UFO's, New Ageism,... You don't see these as being modern myths? (*Anne-Mal) Oops that is question 3 and 4! Kind of unfair of us! (ehayes) It's not my fault! Michelle made me ask that! (The_Professor) I suppose, but not in the classic sense. there are always urban myths, like the man with a hook for a hand and the choking Doberman, but none of them have staying power. (Michelle) (I use that line to dissuade the 'groupies' in the roller and hair chat rooms.) (The_Professor) Shall we say good night? (*Anne-Mal) Have a good night, honored guest! Thanks for showing up! (ehayes) Good night!!!!!! *Kisses The Professor on the cheek* (The_Professor) Good night to you all! - The_Professor just left. Now The Professor's chat was officially over, but now we see the beginning of another Urban Legend! (Michelle) Nite Prof, and thanks. (*Anne-Mal) GEE Ellen, is that what Bash got! (ehayes) *Smiles at Anne* Oh, Bash? *Giggles* No, he got something... else.... (*Anne-Mal) Oh my! You're a Pastry Girl! (ehayes) Eh? I've been called a lot of things in life... (*Anne-Mal) A Pastry Girl is one of Bash's female 'friends' who kiss and tell! You have to read the hyperboard! (BillHart) Good night all! (*Anne-Mal) Anyone want to leave a message about The Professors stories before I close the log! (ehayes) It's good to see someone else making the effort to write GOOD LITERATURE that has T* themes. (Sir_Lee) Well, I guess I'm going too. I'll be back tomorrow for the afternoon chat... (*Anne-Mal) See you then Sir Lee! (Sir_Lee) Bye! (ehayes) Good journey to you, Sir! *Kisses Sir Lee* (*Anne-Mal) Let me close the log! (Michelle) *Wonders* Would a chat on Christmas day be a Yule log? (ehayes) No! *Fights with Anne over the keyboard* (*Anne-Mal) *Huff* (Only kisses the guys!) (ehayes) *Grabs Anne, dips her, and frenches her until they are both out of breath* (*Anne-Mal) *Out of Breath* *Too weak to close the log* (Michelle) Stop it you two!! You're drawing a crowd! (Shannen) Oh my! (*Anne-Mal) Gasp! No wonder Julie got upset with Bash moderating Ellen! (Shannen) Nobody moderates Ellen! :) (ehayes) Hi Shannen! *Puts Anne upright, goes and grabs Shannen* (Shannen) Eek! (*Anne-Mal) *Anne falls in a heap to the floor* (ehayes) *Picks Shannen up off the floor and kisses her until steam comes out of her ears* Hi Rhonda! =) (Shannen) Not without cadmium damping rods :) *Giggle* (ehayes) I eat cadmium for breakfast! =) (*Anne-Mal) *Gasp* Hi Rhonda! (Shannen) *Sighs* (Michelle) With milk? (Rhonda__TV) Hi Anne! (Shannen) Cadmium crunches! (*Anne-Mal) Watch out Rhonda if Ellen comes to greet you! (Rhonda__TV) Ok, so what are we chatting about? (Michelle) Why do you think Rhonda came and left and came and left? Or was it the other way around? (Shannen) Rhonda, people have been responding to you but for some reason you have been bouncing in and out of the room and missed some of them! (ehayes) Nekkid Weeemen! (Shannen) Oh my! :) (Rhonda__TV) I had screen freeze. I couldn't see anything! (*Anne-Mal) Ellen was sneaking away with audience members? Oh my! (Shannen) You ate the cybernetic ice cream too fast! (ehayes) I had shrimp lo mein. Delicious. (Shannen) Dang, I'm hungry! :) (Rhonda__TV) I just had clam chowder soup! (ehayes) *Offers some lo mein to Shannen* (Shannen) I just got off work and I came home! My fiancee is playing on the puter! Thanks Ellen, but I think I will be hungry again in 60 seconds with noting but cyber-lo mein! :) (Rhonda__TV) But you are now... I think... LOL (ehayes) Bite him on the neck repeatedly, that'll get his attention. (Shannen) LOL Well, I'll take a shot! :) (Rhonda__TV) It sure would get mine! (ehayes) *Nods* Hi Weirdo! (*Anne-Mal) I think that Ellen is the modern reincarnation of Aphrodite! (Weirdo) Hi Hayes! (Rhonda__TV) *Smiling* (ehayes) Anne, send me a few doses of whatever you're taking! =) (Shannen) Oops, now I have to go cook, great! Well, I hope I'm back in half an hour or so! :) (ehayes) Good luck 'cooking', Shannen! (Rhonda__TV) I hope so too Shannen! (Shannen) Be good all or have fun, your choice! (ehayes) Don't get burns! =) (Shannen) Ellen, I really did mean cook, like flashing a pizza! :) Bye! (ehayes) Sure, that's what she meant. Uh huh!. (Michelle) I suppose by today's standards, flashing a pizza IS cooking! (*Anne-Mal) Ellen, Goddess of Love, can I close the log now? (Michelle) You mean we've been on candid log? (ehayes) Does that mean I have to put my clothes back on? (*Anne-Mal) No one can make you do anything you don't want! (Rhonda__TV) Ya mean everyone here is naked? Oh myyyy! (ehayes) You mean everyone in here ISN'T naked?!?! (Rhonda__TV) *Smiling at ehayes* (*Anne-Mal) Don't tell me Mindy has those cameras running again! (Rhonda__TV) Cameras? Are we in a movie.? (Michelle) Just a small one. Off, off, off, off, off Hollywood! (Rhonda__TV) Oh boy! I would love to be in a movie! (ehayes) *Smiles nervously at Rhonda* (Michelle) Is this the Author Chat equivalent of the Roller's 'Are you set'? (Rhonda__TV) The Roller's? Haven't been there. (Michelle) Rollermaniac chat. (*Anne-Mal) Let me check! Oh my! How did you manage to do that Ellen? (ehayes) Do what? *Pulls a towel out of her satchel* (*Anne-Mal) How did I get naked? (Rhonda__TV) Magic Anne! (*Anne-Mal) You have fast hands! (Michelle) During the kiss Anne. I saw it! (ehayes) *Wraps towel around self* No comment! (*Anne-Mal) No wonder your a legend! (ehayes) *Smiles demurely at Anne* (Rhonda__TV) *Likes ehayes' towel* (*Anne-Mal) (Or at least you will be after people read this log!) (Michelle) Watch it Ellen, the moderator gets to do the editing. (*Anne-Mal) Don't worry, I am very liberal! (Rhonda__TV) And am glad of that too! (Michelle) So we see! Do those juices always run down your legs? (Rhonda__TV) *Laughing* (*Anne-Mal) Um! Maybe I should get dressed? + Ernie has arrived. (*Anne-Mal) Eeek! (Ernie) Hello. (Rhonda__TV) Oh please don't Anne! You are such a lovely sight! (*Anne-Mal) I better close it! (Michelle) Maybe you'd better! *Hee hee* (Ernie) Am I too late, is the room closing? Log closed in the nick of time!