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A Star Trek Plot Suggestion
By Ricky
Space... The Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise...
If you are a Trekkie I don't have to continue any farther,
you can hear Captain Kirk's voice reciting those famous
lines until, without a shred of political correctness, he
proclaims:
"To go where no MAN has gone before!"
I have just received a report from a Star Trek convention
held in Buffalo, NY where someone, perhaps one of our
sisters, brought a whole new meaning to those noble lines.
For those of you who don't go to Star Trek conventions, you
will find many of the participants attired in full,
Official Star Fleet Uniform. You will also find some member
of the original Star Trek cast making an appearance, and in
this case it was Scotty. Or actor James Doohan when out of
uniform. Scotty was happily posing for pictures with those
in attendance, for a fee of course; he's no dummy and at
almost over 70 has to think of retirement. So there he is,
kissing the girls for the camera when he was presented with
a dilemma.
A gentleman attired in Official Star Fleet Female Uniform
joined the line. Remember the female uniform was designed
in the 60s, and consists of a rather low neckline, mini
skirted tunic and pantyhose. Patterns and fleet specs are
available in the Official Star Fleet Technical Manual
published by Ballantine Books, by the way. My reporter did
not indicate if the person in question was wearing an
Official Star Fleet Brassiere, but there was an instant
wave of speculation as to what would happen when this
Trekkie TV reached the end of the line.
As I heard this story the plot for STAR TREK XXXVII - WHERE
NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE popped full blown into my head, and
you, lucky readers, will be the first to hear it.
We open with the standard shot of the bridge of the
Starship Enterprise, but every living soul on board is
garbed in the Official Female Uniform.
KIRK: Mr. Spock! (Pauses while Spock turns and does
double take) Green blush, Mr. Spock?
SPOCK: I am not a human, captain. My blood is green.
KIRK: (Recovering) Mr. Spock, I need answers. Why has
the laundry computer started producing only female
uniforms?
SPOCK: Captain, I have thus far been unable to obtain
an answer to your query. I am attempting to run a
diagnostic and will report further when it is
complete.
KIRK: Very good, Mr. Spock. (Pause) Oh, and Spock.
SPOCK: Yes, Captain?
KIRK: I want to know who programmed the replicators
to produce enough falsies for the entire crew of this
ship on such short notice.
UHURA: Captain, I have a report of a Klingon on Deck
B.
KIRK: Don't worry, that's just Sulu. He always had a
fondness for leather and spikes.
(Communicator beeps.)
McCOY: Jim, I have a problem here. I have a rash of
men coming into sickbay with 'female complaints'.
Can't you get that pointy eared freak to do something
with the blasted computers?
KIRK: We're working on it, Bones. Just be patient.
McCOY: Patient! I have too many patients. I already
have 6 candidates for reassignment surgery so far
this morning. Jim, I'm a doctor, but I'm not that
kind of doctor!
SPOCK: Captain, I have determined the source of the
programming came from outside this vessel.
KIRK: Curious. Keep working on it.
(Hits communicator button.)
KIRK: Scotty! I need more power up here!
SCOTTY: Power Captain? We're docked in a space
station for repairs. We aren't going anywhere!
KIRK: Not for the ship Scotty, for myself. The force
field on this damn corset is about to let go. If I
don't get more power the explosion will ruin my image
forever!
SPOCK: Captain, I have the answer. I have traced the
source of the problem to the master computers of a
giant entertainment company on planet Earth. It seems
the crew of STAR TREK - THE NEXT GENERATION is tired
of waiting for their chance to cash in on movies and
have devised a remarkable plan.
Since most of our plots revolve around you making
loud, macho noises and then seducing the female lead,
they decided that changing your image would do us in.
They programmed the laundry computer hoping to
destroy your macho image and replace it with a more
feminine one. If that didn't work (after all there
are some females who might find our current mode of
dress appealing) they planned to send the footage of
this movie to the Federation Armed Services Committee
and cash in on the current debate on gays in the
military.
KIRK: Fiendish, Mr. Spock, but to no avail. If they
succeed in canceling us we'll just start an afternoon
talk show and we'll clean up!
THE END
PS. By the way, Scotty did not pucker up.
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