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Poor Sonia Lion’s got a man with the classic lazy lover syndrome, but this horny Milf is determined to get her man off anyways by giving him the best blowjob he’s ever had despite his game of hard to get and extreme sexual laziness. The big-lipped brunette will do anything to satisfy her love and try to get his attention while he sits there with his panties in a twist and completely disconnected from what his hot wife is trying to accomplish. The curvy assed Spanish Mamacita...
xmoviesforyouHyperspermia The over production of sperm.Panty Boy, CD, Dick Girl, Upskirt, Flashing, Group Sex, KinkyHelen rode in their Luxury Coach RV with Pete at her side. Her idea and his business savvy had made them millionaires.Pete was a washed up, ex pro footballer nearing 50 and living from appearances at Football conventions. He was never outstanding but did have some fame in Super Bowl games. He was in better than average physical shape, yet too many broken bones ended his career leaving him with...
She gasped and then went limp, melting into the bed. It took me far too long to decide something was wrong. As I slowed to a stop, she took a shuddering breath, and her eyes popped open.There was surprise and delight in her eyes as she exclaimed, "Oh, don't stop!"Her hands slid to the small of my back and she started pushing with the tempo she wanted. My hips started thrusting again, and she moaned in pleasure. Her hands started to caress all over my back. She pulled my torso down closer and...
SupernaturalAfter fucking Mark the first time, I was feeling like I had crossed a line that I shouldn't have. I felt like I totally lost control and should not have ventured down the path that I did. I spoke with my husband, Dave, about how I was feeling. My husband is the love of my life, we have been married for 12 years and even though I had dreamed about fucking other men I have never acted on it. Dave told me that he was OK with what happened, he loved me, and stated that I shouldn't be concerned with...
JOSEPHINE (continued from part 1, file split in two because of size) A Novel by Miss Anthropy (c) 2000 Miss Anthropy. All rights reserved. This is an erotic work of fiction the setting of which is an alternative history of the United Kingdom. Any resemblance of the characters therein to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. The text contains strong language and depictions of persons engaged in violent, sexual and/or degrading acts that some people may...
A quick story of the big granny I met while putting an ad on Craigslist. Those ad do work. Just let them know your intentions and see how the respond. With this granny I told her straight out. I’m looking to have a FWB relationship. She agreed and here is the story. I got a response from my ad. Kathy was her name. Kathy asked me what I was looking for and I told her sex with a big woman. I described what type of woman I was after and she sent me a picture. It wasn’t a nude picture but she was...
“How old are you?” I asked within ten minutes of my first actual conversation with Y—. I’m just an asshole like that, asking personal questions prematurely and sometimes abruptly. The practice started as part of my self-esteem training, a way to prove to myself that others’ opinions of me didn’t matter. Now, I use it as a social tactic to subversively establish dominance by demonstrating that I don’t give a fuck.She feared this question. Her age was her least favorite topic of conversation, and...
I draped myself over Paul’s back, enjoying the play of his muscles as he lined up his next shot. His shoulder bunched, he let the cue slide, and the balls broke exactly as he’d called them.“Mine again,” Paul crowed. I wrapped my arms around him, pulling him close for a celebration. He kissed me messily, his tongue pushing perfectly against mine.“Good one, babe,” I whispered and bit at his bottom lip. He kissed me again, eager and wet, then his arm hooked me firmly against his side. I molded my...
Zane stormed into his hotel room. The meeting with his biggest client yet wasn't going well and he was pissed. This was the deal he had to close to finally lock in his promotion he was promised three months earlier, and had been working on for the last year. He had put more energy into earning this promotion since he met Bella and her two children. Though he didn't want to admit it to himself, they were the reason he was working so hard. Part of the delay for his promotion was due to the bad...
It happened when I was 20..... I was over at my mom's house and we were drinking. I was in my shorts and she was in her nightgown. I started getting hot because of the beer so I took my shorts off and just sat there in my boxers. I didn’t know my Mom was looking at me and that she could see him hanging in my boxers and could see the outline of him.Out of nowhere I hear her ask, "may I see him?" I told her, “you will have to wait because I have to pee.” I left and then came back a few minutes...
Annabelle bustled around the house after her husband left for work, she had never felt so good in months Yesterday with Dave had restored her faith in her self. Her self esteem which had gradually been destroyed by her husband’s indifference and his insults had been given a tremendous boost by Dave’s attention and loving gentle ways. “I hope he wasn’t lying when he said he would help me to get to the maternal and child welfare clinic today,” she thought as she liberally applied her favourite...
. Rally Virgin utter humiliation! This happened in the mid-90's, when I was going out with a very beautiful little Goth chick. I was only just getting into the biker scene, and I was a bit young and naive, I suppose.My girlfriend of the time, Nici, was already a longtime rocker, into the rally scene too, and had friends in many clubs. I loved her madly; she was a part time model, and was really sexy and petite, with long dark hair and the prettiest face imaginable, plus perfect little round...
You walk in the door, having spent all night at work. I walk downstairs, wearing nothing but my satin dressing gown. I see you sat on the couch, starting to take your boots off and walk over to you. You look up, see how little I’m wearing, how perfect my hair is, I’m wearing your favourite lipstick and perfume.I kneel on the floor and finish taking your boots off, then your socks. I lift your pant legs up a little and gently kiss the bottom of your legs, giving you a taste of what’s to come, if...
You sit in the same dusty shop that you've worked in all your life, surrounded by artifacts, jewelry and other fancy goods that you could never even hope to buy. You stare mindlessly ahead, knowing that a long day of unending labor lies ahead of you. As an orphan, you're practically the lowest of all classes. The nobility and clergy wouldn't even waste the moisture to spit on you. The merchants use your kind as cheap labor to be used. The warriors bully and harass and abused and even the...
FantasyThe night was sweet torture. Gary held her breast while they slept. He woke to find himself pressed into the crack between those firm hips. But Caroline didn't stir. And, he knew, she wouldn't really respond until she had slept her exhaustion out. He slipped out of bed taking care to not wake her, care that looked unnecessary. She had spent two weeks in the field, living on coffee and adrenaline. Contract clinched, she'd flown over most of the continent Friday night. Having dozed on the...
This is story that happened about 10 years ago, and in that time of my life many bad things happened to me, so that period of my life is pushed back in my mind and only the good things flash back sometimes. I was 24 years old, I had passed heaven and hell so far and the story happens just when I ended long relationship with one girl. Maybe I will write this long and wide, and you are supposed to hear good porn story, but I hope you will forgive me that. I wanted to move out to live at my step...
My thanks to Constance Grant for her invaluable help in editing, and her constant support in my efforts. The Icon by Janet L. Stickney [email protected] Caldi the woodworker sanded the piece with the rough stone, making the icon smooth, almost as smooth as glass. The icon represented his devotion to his Queen. She had been good to him when others had made fun of his badly malformed leg, taking him in, feeding him, teaching him to read and write, and this icon...
Following my wife’s confession I found that I was getting suspicious of everyone. Looking back now I realize that I was not coping and was probably on the verge of a nervous breakdown. I even suspected my dad and my brother and my long term friend who just happened to be my cousin.None of it made any sense any more but I found that after a few drinks I felt a lot better about life and my troubles and concerns just disappeared.To make matters worse it was around this time that I caught my wife...
CuckoldThe Pick Up Erotic fiction by [email protected] The following contains descriptions of men having sex with transgender women (genetic men). If you find this offensive, or it's illegal in your locality or you're too young to be reading such fiction, stop now. For those of you, like me, who find the word "shemale" offensive. I'm sorry, but I need to use it for the beginning of the story because it is heavily in use by the porn industry. I promise, that after a few paragraphs,...
Aunty aur uski 18 saal ki Beti Hello! All the ISS fans. I’m Krissh from Mumbai. I’m one of the greatest fans of ISS and I have read almost 80% of its stories and now today I’m sharing my own experience with u people, which happened to me last month. Aunty Shriya is our neighbor’s believe that she is one of the sexiest women in the world with huge boobs and perfect round ass. My all friends and me were fond of her ass. She also has the daughter of 16 years and she too had grown like her Mom,...
IncestWhen an insurance company starts to get suspicious of fraud after a string of car thefts, they hire Detective Casey Calvert to help close the case. Casey’s been giving it her all but getting nothing in return, so she resorts to a backup plan: asking her informant, Kristen Scott, for help. Although Kristen’s been an informant for years, they’ve never met face-to-face… until today. After getting on a call with Kristen, Casey’s told to go to a shady warehouse. Once...
xmoviesforyouIntroduction: The continueing story of how my young wife and I began to share her. Sharing Cindy Chapter Two: After the experience with Rick, Cindy and I began to develop a different kind of relationship. I used to love having her wear short shorts and sexy tops, things that showed off her body to others. I loved watching other guys trying to sneak peeks down her tops or watch their mouths hang open as she walked by. I knew I had to take it a step further. I told her how hot it was for me...
For my next meeting with a prostitute, I played it a little safer. I´d enjoyed my outdoor encounter with my albanian girl, but this time I chose someone off the internet, who had her own apartment. I had been searching for girls in my area, but a certain amount of miles away as to be sure that we´d not cross each others paths too often. She had stood out from most of the other girls, and although there were probably better looking one´s, there was just something so sexy about her. Her name was...
Introduction: Part 3 of my meeting with Mr. Bill After a great time relaxing in the spa with Bill, he prepared a fantastic dinner for us. Grilled to perfection strip steaks, Caesar salad and a perfectly baked potato was set on the table and I hungrily devoured every bite. He even had a nice desert of homemade peach ice cream. Upon finishing dinner, Bill gave a hint of what was in store next on our sex filled weekend. Alright, baby doll, in the spare bedroom I have a selection of slutty...
Vous vous appelez Chloé, vous travaillez pour « l’Auvergnat » comme jeune journaliste depuis un an. Vous êtes responsable de la rubrique des chats écrasés et votre travail vous emmerde profondément. Heureusement, vous avez une amie au journal, Julie avec qui vous vous entendez très bien. Vous passez souvent des soirées ensemble, que ce soit en boîte ou chez vous autour d'un verre. Un jour, au détour d’une conversation, elle vous raconte qu’elle n'est pas loin de décrocher un super scoop, il est...
I went around to Mom's entrance after Roma left. Pat had stayed the night and was drinking coffee with mother. They both exclaimed over Roma's performance. I said I was attending again tonight. Mom got me coffee and as she set it before me, I said, "Let's talk about your problem, Pat. Did the mayor give you any hope as far as getting the time extended before closing the bridge to heavy traffic?" "He did, but not as much as I had hoped and he is working on it. He is a personal friend...
“Not exactly what a father expects to see when he goes to check on his only child.” Dad looked sternly at both Steven and Bree, “This isn’t the kind of thing you were planning on doing with Kyla on your date is it?” “No sir. I am just as surprised as you are with this,” Steven said. Bree had a grin on her face as she looked at my Dad and said, “Not on the first date.” Then she looked serious, “And not for a long time. Maybe if we were married.” Her face turned red, “Not that I’m saying I’m...
Then the three went off with King to have lunch, leaving Bobbie and Prince alone with Callaway. "So how is my favorite teenybopper?" John Callaway asked Bobbie with a grin. "Jack Callaway, you stop that this instant! I'm ... I'm a matron," Bobbie said with her nose in the air while desperately trying to suppress both her smile and her giggles. "I am about to have a baby — any day now." "Golly, what happened to the old-style pregnancies? You know — when the expectant mother looked...
This is Manish here from Bangalore, going to narrate a really true experience with my friend Sonia at my residence. I am basically from Mumbai, me and Sonia studied in the same college. We were good friends after our college I went to Bangalore for my studied and got information from my friends that Sonia is doing some airhostess course in Mumbai. I was very happy about her. One year passed I got along with the life in bangalore.And I got news again that she got through in one of the most...
My TRUE-XXX Theatrical DE beau There won’t be sequels to this story as it happened once and if it happens again it will be another story in itself.This is not like my FANTASY series, ‘Internet Porn’ or ‘Doctor’s diagnosis’. These are pure fiction where the story I am about to relate to you just happened to me for real just a month ago, July 2014. To validate this to be a true story… I invite you to look up the Buford Highway Twin Cinema at 5805 Buford Highway NE, in Atlanta Georgia. This is...
Steve had promised Tyler Smith that he’d ride with him when he went to Stephanie’s home to pick her up. He was going to give her a ride to school for the first time. Tyler was surprisingly shy around Gwen’s cousin and he wanted Steve to carry the conversation during the ride. Steve found himself going up the walk with Tyler to ring her parents’ doorbell. ‘This is getting a little ridiculous,’ complained Steve as he stood behind Tyler waiting for the door to be answered. ‘You’ve met Diane a few...
Note: This story was commissioned by Ultrasound 7 and has allowed me to share it with you. This may contain scenarios and acts that I normally wouldn’t write. There will be a strong sex slave/domination theme. I will keep this from violating any cannon established in the world and I developed the mythology that drives this story. Kurtis – The Treasure Box, the Nimborgoth The crew of the Treasure Box leaped into action. Telesi barked her orders as she moved about. In the rigging, Foran and...
She followed us for a short distance then turned aside while we continued straight. The hall opened into a foyer and we took a wide stairway to the next level. In one direction was another narrower hall, in the other, beyond the landing, sunlight beaconed in the distance. We went in this direction and walked out onto a verandah. This platform overlooked the clefts farther south of those we had seen earlier. It was a breathtaking view. "Beautiful," I remarked. "Yes it is," said a...
“Molly, I have to go to town before the store closes. Mr. Simmons is still working on the pump for the well. See that he gets his check if he finishes before I get back.”“Okay, mom. I’ll see that he gets it.”Mom headed for town and I walked slowly out to the pump house to see how Mr. Simmons was coming along. He had been there most of the day working on our water pump for the well. The pump was in a small shed we referred to as the pump house. It was about ten feet square with just a door in...
TabooI wonder if they will ever learn to use the bathroom when the train is moving? The girls and women did finally get in sync with using the bathroom on the train when it was moving. Not having a shower and only a washcloth to clean up still didn’t go over well. For the guys, it wasn’t that big of a deal. Everyone stunk after the second day anyway, and no amount of perfume was going to cover that smell. Early on the fifth day, we arrived back at where we started. Unbeknownst to those who I...
217 A HEREDITARY PAIN SLUT.[a] if your squeemish about pain , bugger off... Sylvia, peered over her coffee cup, which she held poised delicately in her petite hand, while addressing Tim her husband of 20 years. She was a pretty, willowy, tall, dark-haired woman, her make up perfect, her hair, that long black hair he loved so much, in a neat bun. Tidily dressed in a dark skirt and a silky white blouse, with just a hint of a cream foundation bra showing through its thin materiel. Even the...
For several years, the sex life at home had been waning, it eventually got to the point of nonexistence. I managed for about a year but then the sexual urges just got too strong to ignore. I never thought of seeking out an affair or paying a prostitute. I had no wish to be unfaithful. However, the feeling of a woman’s touch began to overwhelm me. I finally succumbed to my feelings and visited a massage parlor. Having someone, a stranger, touching me all over and then stroking my dick at the...
TrueThat morning I woke and realized that Cecilia's fingers were massaging between my thighs, stroking through the soft cotton fabric of my panties. We had shared my bed from time to time; since we were in our first year.We were always snuggly, more than with my other friends. I was used to wake up and find Cecilia’s arm over me, her warm body fitting into the curves of my buttocks. But she had never touched me like this. I was surprised at first, but it felt so amazing that I did not resist. In...
So, I decided to treat myself for the weekend with a friend of mine, Luis, by spending it in Martha's Vineyard. Neither of us had been there and we decided it would be a fun place to go as two single guys at this time of the year. We rented a room for the weekend, two bedrooms, kitchen, living room with a fireplace (not that we would be using it during this weather) and a 4th floor balcony porch. So we spent most of the time at the beach, going around town, enjoying the bars. Its a remarkably...
"Doug, what is it that is so exciting you had me drop everything and rush right down here? I'm trying to get all the pictures set up for our subscribers to decide the contest winner for 'Hottest Amateur Picture'." "well, you don't have to now, because I have the mother of all contest winners right here. A video in fact, downloaded from this broad's computer, automatically it seems." "Well then, lets see it." "You'll love it, Dan," Doug said confidently as he clicked the...
Redhead Lola Fae plugs her asshole with a pink toy and exposes her heart-shaped nipples. Dominant Zac Wild chokes her as she masturbates. Lola drools all over his cock, giving him a spit-soaked blowjob. Zac plows her pink pussy doggie-style and shoves the sex toy up her eager asshole. He fingers her cunt aggressively, and she squirts girl cum like a fire hydrant! Zac slides his cock into her butthole, and Lola massages her clit. She gives him a tasty, ass-to-mouth blowjob. See pussy pounding,...
xmoviesforyouI got back to my apartment around 7:00 am after a long night of drinking. I'd actually stayed at a girl's apartment who was a friend and I had spent the last couple of hours trying to get into her pants to no avail. After I realized I was getting nowhere fast, I took a cab home.I was tired, but my hormones were acting like a 5-hour energy drink and I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep without watching some porn first. I searched my usual sites and even started a video or two. As I started to...
Holly and I have been married five years and our sex life is very vanilla. I know I have a smaller than average penis and I never made my wife cum with it. I think about her messing around with another guy all the time but it has never happened. So I mentioned to Holly and Jenna that Roger is coming over. Tom made a joke and said, "Just don't get too comfortable around him." We laughed. The girls asked what he meant by that and we explained that Roger has a new girl every other day and...
The first sense I got in the morning was the smell of sex that was still hanging around all of us in the tent. With the four of us in the tent, that indeed was designed to hold four, no one was able to lie in the middle unfortunately. The girls were still asleep, my cock was up before I was, I had noticed, which was a good sign for a middle aged man like me I guess. I was spooning with the girl next to me, because of the reasonable temperature, the sleeping-bags were not zipped up, anyway,...
Hi, mera naam hai rohan singh.I am really new here.Iss ka story main bohut din se padh raha hu.Bohut din se soch raha tha mere life me hua sorty v share karu. Main ek software engineer hu or mumbai me ek mnc me job karta hu.Aj mera first story likh raha hu batana kaisa laga. Kuch saal pahle ki hai jab main college me tha. Ye story meri mummy ki hai jinka umar 40 saal ki hai.Smita singh naam h. Mummy bohut tall hai,fair hai, uska breast aur ass v bohut bada aur khubsurat hai. Mummy ko sab log...
The true story of the time my wife wore her naughty nurse outfitNURSING DAVID Our regular visitor, David was due that weekend. Hazel always looked forward to his visits as he was a good friend as well as a very sexy partner for her. Although she always made a special effort to look sexy for his visits, this time she had something special planned. Earlier that week, while we had been shopping in a nearby supermarket, and surprisingly, we'd found some sexy outfits. One was a sexy nurse...
Penny globe was always shy and quiet but she got a lot of attention as she had curvy and a large ass and tits to go with her curvy. She got married straight out of high school to her sweetheart and had a son with him. After twenty years together she lost her sweetheart. She managed to find a new partner after couple of years even taking on a step daughter called sally Penny was a good house wife and mother. She was has put a little more weight over the years but most of it went to her ass and...
Good evening Frends. A true incident from the part of my bad character. My name is Deepak, At present my age is 26.I do job in LIC, an agent. I live with my mother/father/elder sister/younger brother. Father is a clerk at customs. Mom is a housewife. Elder sister completed Mba from Banglore & younger bro continuing his X11board.We are middle classed family living happily with each other. Father was trying a job for Deepti (Elder sister) as she hs completed her Mba in finance. Soon we were...
IncestPlease note that this story is a sequel to Holly’s Winter, Cecee’s Spring and Jenny’s Summer. Cecee’s Spring has not been written as yet. I appreciate all votes, comments and feedback. I am looking for an editor. I I find I must begin my own story with someone else’s. Her name was Victoria Smart. She was a very beautiful woman of average height and slim, with long, dark hair, dark eyes with long lashes, full, pink lips and delicate facial features. Her body had an elegant and very female...
I writing about a fantasy that I have had for sometime now. I thought that it might be fun for others to read so please read below and let me know what you think.This story is about my “step mother” or as my siblings and I call her my dads wife. My parents were divorced about 20 years ago or so and my father remarried not to long afterwards. He married a woman about his same age and we will call her Florence for this story.When I met Florence about 20 years ago she was a very quiet woman who...
MatureVictor was going to fly away from town for a few days. I drove him to the airport and, when returning back home, I found the washing machine was not working anymore. So I called a repair man to come around and fix it.One hour later the doorbell rang and I found a muscled black guy, very tall, young, but not so handsome as I could wish…I showed him our small laundry room and, just less than an hour, the washing machine was working fine again.During the whole time, I had been there chatting with...
My name is Sue and I want to tell you a ture story. I'm a married women in my forties and I love my husdand fucking me. I love watching spunk pump out of his cock and rubbing it into my pussy. About 12 months ago a young couple, Tim and May moved in down the road from us and both of them seamed nice. Tim was nice looking and cycled to work everyday so he was quite fit. Tim and husband had been talking and Tim invited us round for drinks the following friday night. It got to Wednesday and as I...
Author’s note: This is a continuation of earlier reports. Please see Parts 1 - 3 to understand the purpose of this narrative. It’s taken a while to gather these cases and I appreciate readers sending me their stories. The first one in this part was emailed to me from someone who read the earlier reports. Case 15 – Current – Narration by a reader which I compiled from a series of emails. It is pretty much just as she mailed it to me: My name is Tess. I am married and 56 years old. Our two...
8PHE0041 word count 5082 ******** Day 41, Sunday Joi woke Chastity up by taking the baby away from her. She kissed Chastity on the forehead. "Off the couch, doofus. Go sleep in a real bed." Chastity wandered into the kitchen in her Gunderoo Bollocks tee. Chastity sat at the table and watched Joi with the baby. A short while later, she was asleep again. Joi nudged her awake. "Bed," she said. Chastity nodded. She stumbled into Joi's privacy bedroom. Then diverted for...
He quietly slipped out of the office and down the hall, checking around as he walked. He didn't necessarily think anything would go too far but nonetheless, he wasn't trying to get rejected in front of an audience. He knew he wasn't quite her type standing 5'11, light skinned built with light brown eyes and big lips...but he figured, hey...he wasn't ugly, and the worst that could happen is a "no." He stood in the door way of the lab and gazed in at her. She sat about 6 feet away,...
April 8, 1982, West Monroe, Ohio “Liz wanted me to talk to you,” I said to my mom on Thursday evening. “I assumed she’d put you up to this.” “I only promised to talk to you, and told Liz not to count on anything changing.” “Good call. We’ve given her as much freedom as your father and I think is reasonable. Has she talked to you about Paul Reynolds?” I nodded, “I know how she feels about him. But he’s in prison. Don’t forget she was raped before that, and anything that happened after the...
So there I was... Sitting at home watching TV. It was all beginning to feel a bit hopeless. As much as I'd have liked a relationship, it just didn't seem to be happening. As I lay there feeling sorry for myself, I began reminiscing about several girls I'd liked, and wished they could've given me a chance. A few months ago, I'd had a short little fling with this girl called Sophia. She had developed a crush on me, and I had one on her too. We went out a few times, but after only a couple of...
TeenI slowly undress you, trailing my hands with sweet, soft kisses all over your body. I'll start by kissing your lips and moving on to your neck. You feel my breath on your skin as my teeth lightly rake across your neck. I can feel the goose bumps as my hands slide along your arms. I lift your shirt and can see your erect nipples already looking forward to feeling my hands and lips. I kiss them through your bra as I slowly turn you around to unhook your bra. My kisses and nibbles move to the nape...