Synopsis: Karaoke should be banned, for no one should ever sing Beatles'
music in the way that sex-goddess did, that evening. Fortunately,
Christopher Walker was there, and he could sing their music in exactly
the same style as Princess Kristiana had done, back in 1963. Which gave
people ideas...
'TILL THERE WAS YOU
By Charlotte Dickles
1 PARTY
I'd never intended to go to my Aunt Sue's 60th birthday party. After
all, my father - my aunt's brother - had died some twenty years ago,
when I was a spotty faced teenager. We'd had no communication with my
father's side of the family ever since, other than the obligatory
exchange of Christmas and Birthday cards. But my mother wanted to re-
establish contact, and she asked me to accompany her.
'Chris,' she said, 'you know you'd enjoy it if you went. And, there are
hotel rooms booked and paid for in that posh, new hotel where the
party's being held, for people like you, who don't live locally.'
So, we went. I travelled up by train on the morning of the party, and
spent the afternoon with my mother, and then we shared a taxi to the
hotel that evening. Surprisingly enough, I really did enjoy it - or most
of it, anyway. The fact that a huge barrel of real ale was freely
flowing helped to push aside the twenty year rift between the two
families, and within a few minutes, my cousin Pete and I were chatting
about the quality of the beer (excellent), the chances of the local
rugby team winning the league cup (zero) and, of course, the
attractiveness of the women present (rather poor to start with, but they
did improve with the quantity of beer consumed). Since both Pete and
myself were divorcees, we had much in common, and spent most of the
evening talking about the advantages (few) and problems (many) with
women. After a few hours' debate, we'd really got it into perspective.
'I mean,' Pete said. 'Don't get me wrong. Sex is good, right? In fact,
it's absolutely fucking great. But women... who needs 'em, apart from
sex? I reckon that pretty soon someone will invent a really good sex
robot, where you can't tell the difference from a real woman, and then
we'll be able to get rid of women altogether. Apart from having babies,
of course, and they'll be making those in laboratories, anyway.'
'Absholutely right, Pete,' I said.
I paused a little then, because I hadn't realised I'd consumed so much
alcohol that I was already at the slurring stage. After all, there was a
time when I'd have consumed six pints simply as a warm up for serious
drinking later... but I was loosing track of what I'd been about to say.
I carried on quickly, vaguely along the lines I'd been about to spout.
'Absolutely right,' I made certain there was no slurring that time. 'You
know, I reckon this beer is twice as good as sex. I mean, if there was
an absolutely gorgeous woman came into the room right now, I'd just
ignore her, you know that.'
'This beer,' Pete looked through his glass, 'is three times as good as
sex. If a gorgeous woman came into the room right now, I'd pick up our
glasses and go over to the bar and fill them, because all the randy gits
waiting there to get served would go chasing after the woman.'
Just then, a really sexy woman came into the room. I don't simply mean a
sexy woman; I mean an absolutely drop-dead, gorgeous, sex-goddess. She
had long, straw-blond hair which flowed over her shoulders, big, round,
gold earrings pushing through the hair, and a really cute face with a
small upturned nose and pouting, kissable lips. She had on a little
black dress with a halter neck plunging down past her navel, which also
had a matching gold ring through it. There was a long slit up the side
of the dress, and as she walked past, I could see her left stocking from
stiletto heeled shoe, right the way up to the band at the top, where a
white, lacy suspender briefly appeared. From the rear, her dress was
backless all the way down to her buttocks, where it formed a cleavage
equally as exciting as the one at the front.
Great to look at, but... I sighed. Such women were untouchable. Pete was
absolutely right. Within ten seconds, every dickhead in the room would
be salivating over her. It had been a good idea of Pete's, and I turned
to remind him of it.
'Right, you're going to get the beer, Pete...'
But Pete had gone - not to the bar, but following in the wake of sex-
goddess, along with most of the male population in the room.
I sighed again, shaking my head slowly. 'No principles, these guys, no
principles. They swear an allegiance to beer, then the first sight of a
randy bird, and they're off.'
'Sorry, what did you say, dear?' It was my mother, calling across the
table, from where she had been talking incessantly with my Aunt Sue.
'Who was that, who just walked past?' I asked.
'That's Sir John,' my Aunt Sue replied. 'My old boss.'
'What!' I took another look at the departing back, almost hidden by the
gaggle of blokes surrounding her. Either cross dressing had reached
state of the art or... To the side of the sex-goddess was an elderly man
in a wheelchair, being pushed by one of the hotel staff.
'No,' I responded to my aunt. 'I was talking about the woman at his
side.'
My aunt looked across at the couple. 'Oh that's just one of his
floosies,' she said. 'I'd heard he'd got some poor little girl chasing
after him...
'...well, after his money, really, she added. 'Not that she'll do any
good. He's too hard-nosed for that, then he'll toss her aside. Randy old
git.'
But she said it without malice - indeed, almost with affection.
I sighed again. If you were rich, you simply had beautiful women falling
at your feet, whereas I...
'I worked for him for thirty years, in all,' my aunt was continuing. 'He
said I was absolutely invaluable. That's why he's paying for this
birthday bash, as part of my retirement present.'
So, it was Sir John who was paying, not only for the excellent beer, but
also for my room tonight. Perhaps he'd send his floozy over to keep me
company for the night.
'And pigs might fly,' I muttered, as I went over to the bar to top up
the glasses.
***
Some time later, the Karaoke started with a guy trying to do an Elvis
impression which was almost painful to listen to. After that, it
improved - mainly girls in twos and threes, but occasionally one on her
own - and they all sounded reasonable. Then Miss Sex-Goddess walked over
to the low staging, whispered her choice to the DJ, and turned to the
audience, microphone in her hand.
'Allo everybody.'
I've experienced it before - that surprise that the voice is completely
at odds with the looks, but never has it been so shocking. Here was this
beautiful sex-goddess - with a voice like an East End tart. Deepest
Cockney, and, as my mother was probably thinking right now, as common as
muck.
'Oiy must say it's reelly noice ta see ya all 'ere. Oiy'm delighted to
be 'ere meself. Course, this 'ole party fing is really all down to good
'ole Sir John 'ere, so Oiy think a roun' of applause for 'im, don' you?'
There was a moment's silence, whilst people translated her words into
English, followed by enthusiastic clapping for St John, who politely
inclined his head with a smile all round.
'Now, as it's Sue's birfday party, Oiy fink we should all sing 'Appy
Birfday, for 'er, don' you?'
She nodded to the DJ who started the music, and we all sang "Happy
Birthday", followed by a round of applause for Sue, who smiled at
everyone.
'Now, it's the moment ya've all bin watin' for - me singin'. As sum of
ya might know, Sir John is arrangin' for me ta record this very song. It
was a fantastic 'it once - Oiy'm sure it will be agen, when me record is
released.'
She gave another nod to the DJ who commenced the backing for "It's Been
a Hard Day's Night".
No-one should ever do that to Beatles' music - it's like pissing in good
beer, or slashing a Van Gogh - a complete travesty. I've heard about a
banshee wailing, but never experienced it before. She sang (if that is
the right word) it all the way through, except that she got some of the
words wrong, and then got out of step with the backing. At the end, she
received a totally undeserving round of applause, that could only have
been due to her left breast popping out of the side of her halter
neckline, when she strained for the "Tight, Yeah!" bit.
Finally, the applause died, and there was an embarrassed silence, as no-
one knew what to say to her. After all, "Nice tit!" is hardly the kind
of encouragement one shouts at your aunt's sixtieth birthday party. But
the DJ eventually recovered and asked for more volunteers for the
Karaoke.
'The girls have done us proud, so far,' he said. 'How about some of the
fellers, this time?'
Another embarrassed silence, then before I realised it, I was walking
across the floor towards him. Shit! This was the beer walking, not me! I
only hoped the beer could also sing - but then, I could hardly do worse
than the last performance - and wasn't I really doing this, because I
knew I could do a damn sight better? I whispered my choice to the DJ,
took the microphone and then turned to the audience and spoke.
'Ladies and gentlemen. After such a remarkable rendering of a Beatles'
song by the beautiful young lady, I would like to sing another Beatles
song for you: "Till there was you". But instead of trying to imitate
Paul McCartney, who made this into such a tremendous hit, back in 1963,
I would like to sing it as recorded by another performer of that era. In
my opinion, and I think that of most people who heard this alternative,
this version was an even better recording than Paul McCartney's
original. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Till there was you", as
recorded by Princess Kristiana.'
The backing started, and I sang it, as she had sung it all those years
ago. For those of you who don't remember Princess Kristiana, that
fantastic pop star of the 1960s, let me recap. She always claimed her
title was genuine; maintaining that, had history worked out differently,
she would have been in line of succession to a Latvian Prince. She had
an incredibly beautiful, extremely high, haunting voice, that should
have been an instant hit. But she never really made it. Maybe it was a
weak manager or agent, or simply she had the wrong songs at the wrong
time. For example, "Till there was you" was one of her best recordings,
but she released it within a week of Paul McCartney's recording. As that
shot to instant success - hers was doomed to failure.
Not surprisingly, Princess Kristiana's soprano rendition is rarely
attempted by male performers. But it's all a matter of technique,
training and practice, and whilst I hadn't attempted it for years, I was
still bloody good - as good as the old days, I reckoned. Perhaps the six
pints of beer really helped. Whatever - as I sang those first lines, a
shocked silence hit the room:
"There were bells on a hill
But I never heard them ringing
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was you"
I glanced around the room. Mouths were open everywhere at my
performance. I took heart, and continued, giving it all I'd got, right
through to the last "Till there was you".
The backing died to be replaced by... Ongoing silence. After a two
seconds, a few people started enthusiastically clapping, with several
others politely joining in. I looked around the room. My mother and Aunt
Sue were two of the enthusiastic applauders, and the guy in the
wheelchair was the only other. I nodded and waited the few seconds until
the applause had died down before returning to my seat.
'Oh you were wonderful,' my aunt said.
'Your father would have loved that,' said my mother.
'Thanks,' I replied. 'I haven't song that for ages, so I'm pretty
rusty.'
I picked up my beer glass and finished off the contents, and held the
empty glass out to Pete.
'How about a top up then, Pete.'
'Christ,' he said. 'I think you've had enough alcohol for this evening,
don't you? I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. And I was seen
talking to you earlier! How am I going to face my mates after that?'
And he walked away from me without a backward glance. I looked around
the room, and noticed people hurriedly averting their shocked or jeering
faces away from me. I even strolled across to another group of relatives
who I'd been introduced to earlier in the evening, but as I approached,
they turned their backs on me and formed an impenetrable circle.
I walked back to my mother's table, where she was in the process of
getting ready to leave. I took her arm and helped her out of the room
and across the lobby, and waited for a taxi to arrive for her.
'Bye, love' she said as she got into the taxi. 'And don't be too
surprised at the reaction you got back there. People in this town are a
narrow-minded bunch of old farts.'
I'd never heard my mother swear before, and that was almost as shocking
as the reaction to my singing. I strolled back towards the party, but
decided I didn't really want to go back in. So, I went up to my bedroom
and had another couple of drinks from the mini bar, courtesy of Sir
John, before getting into bed.
2 BREAKFAST
'Do you mind if I sit here?'
I looked up from my newspaper, caught by surprise because I hadn't
expected anyone else to come into the breakfast room at 7 am, that
Sunday morning, after a party which had lasted well into the early
hours.
This morning she was wearing a white blouse, with a black shoestring bow
at her collar, and a black, tight, short skirt, this time with a slit
which ended well short of the top her stockings. But what made her look
absolutely stunning, was the black, peaked cap, out of which her long
blond hair cascaded around her pretty, smiling face.
I smiled back, pleased, but slightly puzzled, because there was
something different about her that I couldn't quite fathom.
'Of course not,' I said. 'Please join me.'
Within five seconds, the waiter was by her side taking her order - it
had taken him the best part of ten minutes to come to the table to take
mine, of course - and it was whilst she was reeling off her list of
cereal, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomato and fried bread, that I realised.
'Your voice is different,' I said when the waiter had departed.
'Wiy mista. Ya fort Oiy was a Cockney, did ya?'
'Yes,' I honestly replied.
'Well, that would never do for Sir John's chauffeur,' she said in her
little, debutante English voice.
'Chauffeur! But last night I thought you were his...'
'You thought I was his tart?'
'Well, yes,' I said.
'Good,' she said. 'That's exactly what you were meant to think.'
'But... Why?'
'Because that's my job. Last night, Sir John wanted a tart, so I was a
tart. This morning, he needs a chauffeur to take him home in his big
BMW, and no doubt, when he gets home, he'll want a parlour-maid to serve
him tea and scones in his drawing room. I am exactly what Sir John wants
me to be.'
'What a changeable job! How did you get into it?'
She threw back her head and laughed. 'Oh, that would be telling. Let's
just say that I saved his life.'
'I might have guessed it,' I responded. 'You're one of the beauties from
Baywatch.'
'No,' she said, 'nothing like that.' Then she added: 'Actually, I was
his nurse. He was quite poorly about six months ago - well, actually, he
was slowly dying. I managed to bring him back to life.'
'Fantastic! How did you do that?'
Another throaty laugh. 'You're really a nosy bugger, aren't you?'
'Sorry. It'll be in medical confidence, won't it? Just forget I asked.'
'Well, I'm not a nurse any more, so I guess it doesn't hurt to tell. You
see, I was brought in to nurse him whilst he died - that's what
everybody was expecting, especially the doctor. After I'd been with him
for a couple of days, I noticed him peeking down the front of my dress,
where I'd accidentally left a button undone. "Poor old sod," I thought.
"Well, why not, if it gives him a bit of pleasure." So the next day, I
went in with two buttons undone, and started giving him a blanket bath.
He only has an erection, doesn't he? I mean, what's the proper medical
treatment under those conditions?'
'What did you do,' I asked.
'Gave him a blow job,' she answered.
Somewhere behind me, a waiter dropped a tray of cereal bowls, but she
carried on without appearing to notice: 'Brought him to life like
nothing else could have done. I kept the treatment up - twice daily,
before meals - and three weeks later, he's cured and doesn't need a
nurse, at all. "Stay on," he says. "What as?" I ask him. "You're my
everything," he says. So I did, and I am.'
'You don't regret giving up nursing?' It was almost a tongue in cheek
comment, just to see her reaction.
'I realised almost as soon as I started the training course that I
wasn't cut out for it, but I was damned if I'd give it up, especially as
that's exactly what my mother had told me I'd do. So I passed my exams,
and nursed for a few months before I came to Sir John. I'm afraid you
need a calling for it, which I simply don't have.'
'Even worse than being a tart?' I asked.
'But this is FUN.' She laughed at my expression. 'Seeing all those
pathetic jerks, last night, all trying to chat up Sir John's little
Cockney bird, telling her what a fantastic voice she has, and how they
knew someone in the record industry that would give her a contract. We
both enjoy that kind of amusement. We laughed ourselves silly, over
that, last night.'
I'm all for having fun in life, but there seemed something rather cruel
about her idea of humour. On the other hand, the crowd last night had
hardly been kind to me.
She must have noticed a frown cross my face, because she said: 'Sir John
tremendously enjoyed your performance. He said you sang just like
Princess Kristiana. He closed his eyes and said he wouldn't have been
able to tell the difference.'
I was really pleased at that - the first unbiased comment I'd received.
She paused for a moment, as though hesitating about saying something,
then added: 'Look, pardon my ignorance, but exactly who was Princess
Kristiana? From what Sir John said last night, she must have been dead
before you were even born. Did you get interested in her because you had
similar names?'
So she'd found out my name, had she, and she'd realised the similarity
between Chris and Kristiana. I wondered who she had asked about me, and
what response she had received. But her comment reminded me that I still
didn't know her name.
'I'm sorry; you have the advantage over me. I'm Christopher Walker, as I
take it you already know.'
'Bridget Montague,' she said, and held out a hand for me to shake, her
fingernails protruding like talons. As I shook it, I had a momentary
vision of her digging those nails into my naked buttocks and pulling me
onto her like a frenzied, wild animal. I shook my head, and answered her
earlier question, before I let my imagination carry me away.
'No, it was the other way round, actually.'
She looked puzzled, so I explained.
'My father was her number one fan - he ran her fan club. When she died,
just a few months before I was born, it was inevitable I'd be called
Christopher - and no prizes for guessing my name if I'd been born a
girl.
'I think he probably idolised her more after her death than before. He
kept the fan club going as her memorial. It was inevitable that he
taught me all her songs, and with my mother being a music teacher, I
learned to sing them exactly as Princess Kristiana used to. That was, of
course, until my voice broke.'
'What happened then?'
I felt the nostalgic smile fade from my face. 'My father died. He was
killed in a car accident when I was fourteen.'
'Oh how dreadful! But you still continued with Princess Kristiana's
singing, after your voice had broken?'
'I'd been going through a rebellious period with my father, which I've
regretted ever since. When he died, that seemed the best way of trying
to make up for it. At his funeral, I sang the same song as I did last
night. I spent the whole week between his death and the funeral just
practising it, with my mother helping. It seemed fitting somehow.
Afterwards, we just carried on, with me relearning to sing all of
Princess Kristiana's songs, and somehow, it got us through those
dreadful months after his death.'
'I can see how that must have helped the two of you to cope with his
death, Chris. I think you should be proud of last night's performance.
I'm certain your father would have been.'
'That's what my mother said,' I told her.
Another slight hesitation from Bridget before: 'Chris, now I realise Sir
John has such an interest in Princess Kristiana, I'd rather like to find
out a little more about her. Do you have anything left over from your
father's fan club that I could read? Newspaper cuttings, or anything
like that?'
'I can do better than that,' I told her. 'My father wrote her biography.
He spent years trying to get it published. After he died, my mum and I
published it ourselves, and got it printed. We sold it to all the
members still in the fan club. Made a nice little sum out of that, which
at the time, helped to make ends meet. I think there are still a few
boxes of them left in my mother's house. It's not far away. If you
wanted, you could drive me over there now, and I could get one out for
you.'
She smiled at me, and I suddenly felt like standing up and singing "Till
there was you," all over again.
'That'd be great, Chris. But will you mother be up at 7:30 on a Sunday
morning? It was a bit of a surprise seeing you at this time, after last
night's party.'
'I'm always an early riser,' I said. Had I meant to make such a risqu?
statement? I hurriedly continued: 'But I've got a house key. We can go
in without disturbing her.'
'OK, that'll be great,' she said, with another huge smile, and we both
stood up and headed for the car park.
3 PHONE CALL
'Chris, it's Bridget.'
It was over two weeks later, and I'd pretty well given up waiting for
her to telephone.
'Great to hear from you. How are you?'
'OK. How are you? Did your mother suspect anything after I left?'
For the hundredth time, I re-lived those thirty minutes on that Sunday
morning, in my mother's lounge.
I'd called out as we entered, to let her know we weren't burglars, then
shown Bridget into the lounge whilst I went upstairs to tell her what I
was looking for. Two minutes later, I came back into the lounge with the
biography clutched in my hand.
My mother has one of those ridiculously low settees, which you just sink
into and can't get out of. Bridget was sitting on it, her knees
considerably higher than her bum, and with her short skirt ridden up so
that I could not only see her suspenders, I could also catch a glimpse
of her white knickers at the top of slim, brown thighs.
Rather than spend the next few minutes with my eyes popping out as I
stared at her knickers, I sat down next to her, and started to leaf
through the pages of the biography, and I explained a little of
Kristiana's life. As we examined the many photographs of Princess
Kristiana, we casually rubbed shoulders which sent a tingling all down
my right side, and aroused more than a flicker of interest from my
groin.
I couldn't help comparing Kristiana with Bridget. Bridget had a very
different type of beauty to Kristiana: Kristiana was big-boned and
voluptuous, whereas Bridget was skinny. Kristiana wore wonderful, filmy-
white, long dresses, whereas Bridget wore hardly anything at all. Given
a free choice, Kristiana would have won every time. However, Kristiana
was dead, and Bridget was sitting right beside me. The question was, how
did I take it further.
In fact, I had no need to deliberate, for after we'd spent ten minutes
or so looking through the book, Bridget took it off me and said: 'Thanks
for bringing me over here and showing me the book. How much is it?'
'Consider it a gift.'
'No! No! I insist on paying for it.' She looked on the rear and found
the price. 'Seven pounds fifty. That's a bargain. I'll just get my money
from the ca... Oh shit!' Bridget looked embarrassed, and then she added:
'After insisting I'm going to pay for the book, I've realised I left the
hotel without collecting my purse from the room.'
'Look, it's really no problem,' I said. 'You don't have to...'
'No,' she said. 'I've said I'm going to pay for it, and if I haven't got
cash, then I'll pay in kind.'
'You mean...' I didn't really know what she did mean, but she soon made
it clear, slipping her hand onto my thigh, and then sliding it up
towards the bulge which was rapidly growing inside my trousers.
'I mean,' she said, as she tugged at my zip, 'that Sir John thinks I'm
very good value for the huge salary he pays me, so I reckon you'll think
this worth much more than seven pounds fifty.'
It bloody well was!
She knelt in front of me, unzipped my fly, and then helped ease out my
cock, which stood excitedly to attention in front of her. She bent her
head to the side, and used her tongue to give me long, slow strokes, in
a way which drove me wild.
Before I could get too excited, she quickly bobbed her head over the
top, so all I could see was her peaked cap with the blond hair cascading
out, rising and falling above my groin, which felt like the centre of
heaven. Then, just before I was about to climax, she lifted her head and
sat back on her haunches, squeezing my prick with a grip like a navvy
holding a pickaxe, allowing not one throb of an orgasm to commence.
Seconds later, she was repeating the whole operation, over again - and
again and again. Finally, after ecstasy had been and gone so many times
that I'd lost count, I was spurting great gobs of spunk into her mouth,
and she was taking it like it was finest nectar she had ever tasted.
'Are you alright, dear?' My mother called from the top of the stairs, as
she started to descend.
I realised I'd been grunting like a pig - my mother must have thought
I'd been having a heart attack. Bridget was already standing up, pulling
down her skirt, and then demurely sitting down in an upright chair, over
by the window.
'I'm fine, Mum,' I called, as I looked down at my prick, which was still
standing up like a lamppost. There was no way I was going to be able to
zip that back in my trousers in its present state. I took the only cover
available - the biography - and pulled it across my lap, an instant
before my mother came into the room.
'This is Bridget, Mum,' I said, before she could look too closely at my
sweat covered face.
'Watcha, Mrs Walker,' Bridget said, in her Cockney accent. 'Chris was
just showin' me the Princess Kristiana biografee. It's reely
interesting, innit?' She turned to me, and added: 'Chris. Oiy gotta be
goin' now. Is there any chance Oiy could 'ave a glass a warta before Oiy
go?'
She left her mouth open after she had finished speaking, and I could see
the cum covering her tongue and hanging down from her teeth. I prayed my
mother was looking elsewhere.
'I'll get some,' I said, keeping the book by my side as I got off the
settee and dashed to the kitchen. Once there, I was able to shove my
prick back into my trousers and zip it up, before returning with a
glass.
'Fanks, Chris. You're a mate.' Bridget drank it down in great gulps, and
handed back the glass. 'Gotta go now. Oiy'll give ya a call, sometime.
Bye, Mrs Walker.' And she was gone.
'Well!' my mother said. 'She's certainly got a mouth on her, hasn't she,
Chris?'
To which I had no reply.
***
I realised I hadn't replied to Bridget's question, and said: 'I'm not
certain. Sometimes I think my mother knows far more than mothers are
supposed to.'
'Well, parents get like that. Anyone would think sex was invented before
we were born. Anyway, I was ringing to ask if you'd come and do a repeat
performance for Sir John. He really loved your Princess Kristiana
impression.'
Remembering the general reception I got last time I had song it, I was
embarrassed. 'He doesn't really want to listen to me. I can probably
find some cassette tape copies of the original disks, if he wants.'
'I've told you Chris, it's you he wants to hear. How about this Sunday
evening. Sir John's going to be away until then, so you could come over
after you finish work on Friday. I want to give you a little present,
that I know you would love to have more than anything else in the world.
We'd then have the whole weekend to play with it.'
It was a no-brainer decision.
***
'What's that?'
I pointed down to the shape lying on the bed, looking for all the world
like a deflated sex doll.
Bridget frowned. She was wearing her parlour maid's outfit today, and
she had greeted me at the front door of Sir John's enormous mansion, in
her eloquent English with no trace of recognition that the last time we
had met, her mouth had been full of my semen. After giving me a welcome
cup of tea, she had told me she wanted to give me my present
immediately.
Well that suited me, and she had led me to a guest suite, where this
shape was lying on the bed.
'That's your present. The one I think you've wanted for years.'
'But what is it? A sex doll, or... What?'
'It's not a sex doll. It's a suit - a bodysuit. To be more accurate,
it's a Princess Kristiana bodysuit.'
Why did I feel a surge of adrenaline shoot around my body, as though she
had suddenly suggested a round of sex. What the hell was a bodysuit,
anyway?
'I don't understand. What's it for?'
Why was my heart beating so loudly, I could barely hear her soft reply?
'I think you probably know the answer to that, Chris. What do you think
it is?'
'I don't...' My voice had come out all squeaky, and I stopped speaking
in order to regain my breath, before continuing. 'I presume that you
wear it, and it makes you look like someone else - in this case,
Princess Kristiana.
'But anyway,' I continued, 'you don't need this. I think you're perfect
the way you are.' That was hardly a lie, more a slight exaggeration.
'Thanks, Chris.' A pause, then the words I knew were going to follow:
'But it's not for me. It's for you, Chris.'
'For me?' I gave a silly laugh. 'Why would I want to wear this?'
'I think you told me the reason why at breakfast, two weeks ago. The
real question is, are you going to try it on?'
'Me? Try it on! Don't be silly. It... it wouldn't fit.' I was grasping
at straws, now.
'I had it made especially for you, Chris, from the photographs taken at
the party. It'll be a perfect fit.'
I said nothing. On the one hand, I knew I should tell her I wasn't at
all interested in her kinky bodysuit, and that we should get down to
some good, straight shagging. On the other hand, I knew that, if I
opened my mouth, instead of those words, I'd say the words my mind was
silently screaming at me. So I said nothing.
Seeing my dilemma, Bridget said: 'OK, let's see if I can convince you.'
She walked over to the wardrobe, slid aside the door, pulled out a white
gown and placed it on the bed next to the bodysuit. It was made of
layers of lace so delicate, they almost floated; it had little butterfly
shaped bows around the waist; and a neckline scooped out so low that
only a full breasted woman could have worn it, without looking
ridiculous. I gasped at the sheer beauty of it, for it was one of the
most beautiful gowns I have ever seen in my life - except that I had
seen it before - in the photographs in my father's biography of Princess
Kristiana.
'It's one of Kristiana's original gowns,' Bridget said. 'It would be
only right that it should be worn by Kristiana, don't you agree?'
'Oh yes!' I slipped my hand under the hem of the gown and felt the filmy
material slide over my fingers. 'Kristiana, herself, must wear this
wonderful gown.'
'But Kristiana is dead, Chris.'
'But if I was to put on the suit, it would be obscene, me trying on this
dress, like...' I unsuccessfully struggled for words.
'You don't know what it would be like until you try it, Chris. It really
wouldn't do any harm, would it? If you do look obscene, then we give it
up and have a good shag instead. How does that sound?'
My mind silently screamed at me: 'Yes, but please, please, let it fit -
that would be a hundred times better than sex with you.'
To her, I said: 'I suppose I could try it. As you say, it wouldn't do
any harm, even if I look totally stupid.'
***
Bridget made me strip naked and take a shower in the en-suite. When I
came out, she was waiting with a bottle of cream, which she started to
rub all over me.
'It's a mixture of anti-perspirant and lubricant, so that you slip into
the suit more easily. The instructions also spout some crap about it
making the skin more sensitive, to overcome the loss of feeling through
the material, but I'd treat that with a pinch of salt.'
The suit actually came in two halves: leggings, with built in feet; and
a sleeved leotard top, with built in head and hands, which fastened
between the legs over the top of the leggings. It was made of a smooth
nylon type of material, wafer thin for the most part, but extremely
thick in places like the breasts and hips.
Bridget helped me into the leggings, locating each toe in the right
hole. When my feet were properly located, we pulled them up, and they
came all the way up to my rib cage. My legs were no longer hairy and
knobbly kneed, but were smooth and hairless.
I closed my eyes and ran my fingers down them, past my knees to my
calves - if I hadn't known they were my own, I'd have sworn they were
Bridget's, they felt so good. And despite Bridget's scepticism, the
cream really seemed to make my legs more sensitive, for I could feel my
legs being stroked, as though I was rubbing my hands directly over my
own skin, rather than the nylon material.
The leggings were fastened at the back, and hanging down the front, from
a point just above my genitals, was what appeared to be a long tail.
Unfortunately, I'd already guessed which bit was going in there and I
didn't fancy it! For one thing, with Bridget's manhandling over the last
few minutes, I had this enormous erection, and plainly it had no
intention of entering a tube clearly far too small for the purpose.
''That's alright,' Bridget said. 'I have a way of dealing with this
problem.'
Well, I knew that already, and I'd been hoping she was going to offer.
Bridget stepped in front of me, reached out towards my straining monster
and gave it a tremendous slap.
'A-a-a-gh!' I shrieked. 'What did you do that for?'
'We had a problem, and now I've solved it,' she said. 'Look.'
She pointed downwards, at two testicles frantically trying to make
themselves small enough to climb up inside my body, and a penis smaller
than my thumb.
'It worked, didn't it? And it didn't really hurt that much. Men are such
babies. Anyway, slip your bits into this tail.'
She was right. It was more the shock than the pain which had caused the
reaction. I fed my poor maltreated prick into a holster, and my balls
into little pockets behind it. Bridget then passed the tail between my
legs and pulled it up hard from behind with a tug which made me gasp.
'Right, all we have to do now is lace up the back.' She fumbled with the
laces and then started to heave in.
It was less of a constriction than I thought it would be. Bridget
explained: 'As you can clearly see from some of the photographs in your
father's biography, Kristiana was no lightweight, so this bodysuit is
simply replicating the size of her own body.'
'But surely,' I said, 'that gown you showed me earlier had a much
slimmer waist. I'm never going to fit into it.' I should have been
relieved that it wasn't going to work, but instead I was worried - a
point Bridget immediately picked upon.
'Don't worry about that,' she said. 'Kristiana was heavily corseted for
that dress, and we'll do the same for you.'
Another surge of adrenaline through my body. This was ridiculous - I
should be shocked at such a suggestion - not excited. Anyway, the mask
built into the leotard top would never fit properly. Bridget noticed me
looking it over.
'Shall we give that a try, now?'
I nodded, and sat down on the bed, whilst she picked up the bodysuit top
and rucked up the main body part of it, so that she was ready to slip
the stretchy material over my head.
'Take a deep breath,' she said. 'It may take me a few seconds to get the
mouth and nose located over the appropriate bits. After we've got your
breathing sorted, we can line up your eyes, properly. OK?'
I took a huge breath and nodded again. It took a lot of pulling and
stretching and twisting before the mask was located to her satisfaction.
After that, I stood up, and we pulled the top down, over my hairy chest
and stomach, and Bridget pulled the gusset, which was covered in pussy
hair, between my legs, and fastened it to the equivalent bit on the
rear. She gave the whole thing a bit more pulling and twisting before
she was finally satisfied, then she stood back and admired the effect.
'Are you ready to see Princess Kristiana - the first time she's been
able to look herself in a mirror for more than thirty years?'
I was so excited, I was almost wetting myself.
'Close your eyes,' she said, and took me by the hand and led me over to
a free-standing mirror, and shuffled me about in front of it until she
was satisfied with the view I would see when I opened my eyes.
'OK,' she said.
Princess Kristiana was truly beautiful. She was big boned and heavily
breasted, with wide hips. She had long black hair which fell straight
down from either side of her square fringe, to end in a straight edge,
cut with geometric precision one millimetre above her shoulders. Her jaw
was also square and her full lipped mouth was breaking into a wonderful
grin, and her eyes were shining with excitement.
'Oh,' Kristiana said. 'That's wonderful!'
Bridget nodded, as excited as I was. 'I simply never believed it would
turn out as successful as this. It was just like magic, as you turned
from Chris into Princess Kristiana.'
I turned and twisted in front of the mirror, and Princess Kristiana
moved in front of my eyes.
'Your Highness,' Bridget said, giving a little curtsey. 'I made an
offer, a little while ago, which I think you should now consider. Does
her Royal Highness, the Princess, desire to turn herself into a mere
commoner, a male called Chris Walker?'
She gave another little curtsey, and added: 'It can be so arranged, if
your Royal Highness desires it, my lady.'
'Turn into a commoner!' Princess Kristiana said. 'A male! Are you mad?
Why would I want to turn into a male, and a commoner at that?'
'Have you noticed,' Bridget asked, 'that you're talking with Kristiana's
voice.'
I hadn't, and I said: 'I didn't realise I was actually speaking in her
voice. I learnt to do it as I developed her singing - you know, to make
the act more complete, but it just seems to come naturally, now, without
me thinking about it.'
I looked in the mirror, again. 'Are we going to try on the dress, now?
What were you saying about me having to wear a corset?'
'Patience, your Highness, patience, and no, we are definitely not going
to try on her dress, yet.' She plucked it off the bed, and carried it to
the wardrobe.
Seeing the look on my face, she said: 'Before you can wear the dress, we
need to visit a corsetiere, and get you properly fitted. I've guessed at
your size, and have got you some clothes to wear for now. As for the job
of fitting Princess Kristiana into that dress, it needs an expert. And
before we can visit her, we have to develop your stance, and get you
standing, moving and behaving like a woman.'
I gave myself a critical look in the mirror. She was right - I may have
a wonderful body, but I was slouched, standing like any man would.
'We have a busy weekend ahead of us,' Bridget said. 'I want to spend a
couple of hours, this evening, in getting basic stance and body
movements, and I then go onto even more fundamental things - eating,
drinking, and using the toilet. Tomorrow morning we'll carry on
developing walking and body stance.
'By midday, I think you'll be ready to be tested on the outside world,
so we'll go to a wine bar in the Town Centre for lunch, and then onto
the corsetiere. We can buy you some more clothes, as well, if you want.
We'll spend Sunday getting you ready for your performance in the evening
for Sir John. How does that sound?'
My mind was reeling, partly because I was only now comprehending the
enormity of the change that being a women entailed. Looking just like
one was only the very first step. But her penultimate sentence triggered
another thought.
'Does Sir John know it will be me singing on Sunday?'
She gave me a cheeky grin. 'He will, but there'll be a small audience,
as well. Obviously, they won't know.'
'Are you doing this just to give him a party piece?'
Bridget shook her head. 'No. I'm doing it because when I met you, I saw
someone else inside, trying to escape the physical body in which they
were trapped. That's why I'm doing it.'
I shook my head in puzzlement, at the same time thinking how nicely my
hair splayed out, as I did so.
'I don't understand, Bridget. One hour ago, I have said you were talking
rubbish. But I've experienced so many weird emotions in the last few
minutes, that I don't know who I am. Perhaps when I was conceived, my
father was really conceiving Princess Kristiana. Who knows? Anyway,
let's make a start. What's first?'
'Shoes.' Bridget bent down into the wardrobe, and picked up a pair of
stilettos with three inch heels.
I looked at the heels dubiously. 'Shouldn't I start with smaller heels,
and then work up to this size.
Another shake of her head. 'Shoes form the foundation of your stance, so
from now on, you wear heels at least this size, every moment when you're
not in bed. We haven't got time to work up to it, so slip these on, and
off we go.'
4 WEEKEND
The rest of that weekend was a whirlwind of events - a mixture of pain
and hard work, which should have been just miserable grind - but instead
was absolute ecstasy. Never before had I felt so at one with myself, and
so excited by every little task I accomplished.
To start with, Bridget made me practise stark naked, apart from the
shoes - and, of course, the bodysuit.
'You need to see how your body is moving,' Bridget said. 'Clothes will
only hide what you're doing wrong.'
Later on, she consented to me wearing a bra, to stop my breasts swinging
me off balance as I practised turning to right and left, but even before
we started the hard work, she made me think myself into my role.
'Actors look realistic because they believe they are the characters
they're portraying. I want you to be Kristiana, from this moment on. I
want you to remember your upbringing, and what you are, because it will
show through, in every stance you take and every movement you make.'
She had studied Kristiana's biography in minute detail, and recalled it
for me now. 'Your parents were killed in World War 2, shortly after you
were born in Latvia. You were then raised in a convent until the war
ended, when you were evacuated to another convent in England. It was a
very hard life in the convent. Remember, when you were thirteen, you
were upset because all the other girls had developed breasts and you
hadn't. So what did you do?'
I could vaguely remember the story from my father's biography. I closed
my eyes, willing myself to remember the story - not as written in the
book, but as though it had happened to me. 'I prayed to God for my
breasts to grow bigger than Elsie Fowler's.'
'That's right,' Bridget said, 'and next day, you woke up and thought a
miracle had occurred and that God had heard your prayers. Your breasts
were just a tiny bit larger, and they grew the next night also, and the
night after that. Soon they had grown bigger than Elsie Fowler's, and
still they grew. They grew so large, you thought they were going to
burst. Do you remember confessing to the Sister about your prayer to
God? What did she say?'
What had Sister said to me? Then I remembered: 'Sister said that large
breasts were a symbol of a woman's depravity. It had been wicked to ask
God for such a sign, and God had made them grow to such a size as a
punishment - to show the world how wicked I was.'
I looked at myself in the mirror, and tried to withdraw my breasts into
my chest. 'I used to stand in front of the mirror, just like this,
hoping that God would forgive me, and make them smaller again, but He
never did.'
Bridget had pulled a white sheet over the top of her head, and it draped
past her shoulders, just like a nun's habit. 'You're a very wicked
girl,' she said. 'How do you think you are going to hide those evil
breasts when you go into the world outside this convent? You must take
orders, and stay in this convent for ever.'
'No, Sister,' I cried. 'I'm so sorry I prayed for my breasts to grow,
but I didn't know it was sinful to have such large ones. I don't want to
take orders. I'll pray to God for my breasts to get smaller.'
'You'll do no such thing,' she said. 'God has given you those breasts as
a reminder of your depravity. You will see them, and recall God's words,
every time you look in a mirror. Go now, in disgrace.'
I looked in the mirror again. I wasn't really a depraved girl, was I? I
hunched my shoulders, the more to pull in my breasts.
'Young lady! Stand up straight and stop hunching.' Her words were like a
whiplash. Shoulders back, chest in, stomach in, chin up.'
I tried to contort my body to meet all of her conflicting demands.
'Stomach IN, I said! And STAND UP STRAIGHT!'
So it went on. After Bridget had got me standing more or less correctly,
I spent hours on Friday night and Saturday morning walking on a
treadmill in the gymnasium. There was a mirrored wall, and Bridget had
rigged up a TV camera behind me, with a huge monitor in front, so that I
could see both my front and rear views, as I walked.
By mid morning, I was mentally allowed to leave the confines of the
convent, and take on my first job, as a typist in London. Bridget now
took on the role of Mavis Sidebottom, a girl of my own age and fresh
down from Yorkshire, with whom I shared a room. Mavis gave me lots of
useful advice, but of a rather different nature.
'Push your bum right out, so I could use your buttocks as a book rest.
As you walk, keep your back straight but swing your hips from side to
side... No, further than that. Pull your Tummy in... Shoulders back and
push those breasts out as far as they will go...'
After being embarrassed by my breasts earlier, I shyly became rather
proud of them, especially as Mavis tried every trick offered by Playtex
to try to make hers look as large as mine.
By eleven am on Saturday, my feet and legs were hurting as though on
fire. Bridget said she was reasonably satisfied with my walk, and agreed
to my getting dressed. She produced a selection of clothes in different
sizes, to allow me to get the best fit.
To go to the wine bar, and for our shopping afterwards, we settled on a
dark green sweater, with a green, tartan pleated skirt - nothing too
sensational, which might pull me into a situation I wasn't yet ready
for. She helped me into the clothes, and applied a little make up to my
face. Then, we were off.
***
The wine bar was great - there were a group of about eight guys in one
corner. From the sports bags next to them, I guessed they were rugby
players, getting drunk before the game. They clocked us as we walked in,
and then made catcalls and whistled at us. Bridget gave me a happy,
excited smile, which I returned. I felt confident with myself, and good
at being ogled by the blokes.
'Bridget, hi. How are you?'
I looked around, taken by surprise at the man's voice at my shoulder,
which I recognised from somewhere, although I couldn't place it.
'Hiya, Pete.' Her cockney accent was back in place. 'D'ya enjoy Sue's
birfday party the ovva week?'
Fortunately, Bridget gave her reply before I'd swivelled all the way
round, and so I was partly prepared for the horrible sight of my
cousin's face leering only inches above my shoulder.
'Yeah, great party. Who's your friend?' He indicated me.
'This is Princess Kristiana. Ya remember, Chris imitated a song by 'er
mum at the party.'
'Don't I just! It was so...'
'...fantastic, wan't it,' Bridget interrupted. 'God, it was so terrific,
Oiy almost wet me knickers.'
'Blimey,' Pete said, 'I suppose it was er... quite good.'
'And sexy,' Bridget added. 'Oiy 'ad the 'ots for 'im all night long. Oiy
simply 'ad ta ring up Kristiana next mornin' and tell 'er all about 'im.
We all met up at 'is mum's house, an' Oiy gave him a blow job - sort of
as a thank you.'
This time there was no crash of crockery, as there had been when she
uttered those words in the breakfast room.
'You gave him a...' Pete's tongue was hanging out.
She turned to me. 'It reelly turned ya on, din't it?' I nodded my head
enthusiastically, and she turned back to Pete. 'She 'ad a fantastic
orgasm, right on the spot.'
I nodded again. 'Out of this world.'
'It was reelly funny,' Bridget continued, ''cause Chris's mum 'eard all
the noise, and came downstairs. Oiy 'ad a gobfull of cum, and Kristiana
'ad to crawl behind the settee, with 'er 'and up 'er twat still bringing
herself off.'
Pete's eyes were goggling so hard I thought they would pop out.
'Anyway, noice to meet ya again,' she turned back to me, dismissing him.
'They do fantastic salads 'ere - just right for slimmers like you.'
'But I'm not a...' my words faltered as I met her gaze.
'Remember that dress ya gotta get inta for ya performance,' she said.
'Oh, are you doing a performance?' Pete turned to me, desperately trying
to stay in the conversation.
'She sure is,' Bridget replied before I could get a word in, and then
turned back to me. 'Ey, why don' we invite Pete and 'is mates tomorra
night?'
Gulp!
'I don't think that's a very good idea. I mean...' I searched around for
some excuse, '...Sir John may not like it.'
'Cause 'e will. The more the merrier. Bring all ya mates, Pete.' She
wrote down the address on a serviette and handed it to him. 'Now, piss
off, so me and Kristiana can 'ave a good ol' chinwag, there's a luv.'
Pete went back to his mates, his mouth still wide open. I heard him say
to them, 'God, you'll never guess what she just said...'
'What a joke,' Bridget's voice was back into cultured mode. 'Last week
they thought you were queer - this week they'll all be lusting to get
inside your knickers.'
'Bridget, I can't sing in front of them. No way.'
'Well you did last week, so I don't see why you can't do it tomorrow.'
'But I was pissed last week.'
'That's no problem, then.'
'Bridget, I just can't do it - I won't do it, and that's flat.' My mind
was made up, and there was no way she was going to shift me.'
'Fair enough,' she said. 'Call Pete back and I'll explain why he can't
come tomorrow night.'
'You wouldn't...' My voice died as I looked at her. I knew she would.
'Two large glasses of dry white wine, and two of your slimmers' salads,
please,' she said to the waitress who'd appeared at her elbow.
************************
'She needs to get into this dress tomorrow evening,' Bridget said to
Marlene, the corsetiere.
Marlene measured my waistline and then measured the dress and slowly
shook her head.
'I'm afraid she needs to lose far too much.' She looked at me, 'You
haven't worn a corset before, have you love?' I shook my head, and she
shook hers again. 'No, it's just too much.'
'Isn't there anything you can do. We're really desperate.'
Marlene looked at the seam in the dress. 'I know a dressmaker who could
let the waist out as much as it will go. But even then, it would be the
most dreadful squeeze to get you into it.'
'That's no problem,' Bridget said. 'Kristiana will do it.'
I just wished she'd consulted me before answering.
********************
It was fortunate that Bridget was still driving Sir John's huge BMW, for
I was corseted so tightly I had to be virtually loaded sideways into the
rear seat. It was also fortunate that no-one told me I would have to
wear the thing for the next thirty-six hours, with Bridget pulling it
tighter still, at least every hour, as we continued to practice my
stance and movement. On Sunday morning, I actually started rehearsing my
singing. I thought the corset would have totally messed it up, but it
didn't. If anything, it made my voice even sweeter, so by the time the
dressmaker brought back the Princess Kristiana gown, just before lunch,
I felt more than ready for the part.
She had let the dress out to its fullest extent. Although it was
slightly too small, both dressmaker and Bridget were convinced that a
continual tightening of the corset throughout the rest of the day would
do the trick. I would be wearing it for my performance that evening!
*********************
I was.
My last tightening of the corset was sheer hell, but I'd have endured it
ten times over to get into that dress. With it on, I was no longer just
an imitation of Princess Kristiana - I was Princess Kristiana.
The dress was wonderful. Frothy lace on the shoulders, dropping down to
a cleavage to outshine the Grand Canyon, and the gown flowing over my
hips to within a inch of the ground. Each time I moved, it had a life of
its own, swirling around and floating out, and the swing of my hips,
which I'd perfected over the last two days, served to exploit it to the
full.
When I swept onto the minstrels' gallery above the dining hall, that
evening, it was as though the clock had been put back to 1963, and I was
making that same performance in which I had once appeared on Top of the
Pops. The fans, in the form of Pete and his mates shouted praise at me,
and I could see the lust in their eyes, for at that moment, not even
Bridget was more desirable than me.
At the head table sat Sir John, with Bridget, in her sexy little
parlour-maid outfit, attending to his every need. It was extra
stimulating that, when I looked closely at him, looking at me, I could
see the desire in his eyes also.
And I knew I had every one of them in the palm of my hand.
5 OFFER
Actually, as soon as I finished singing, I knew that the palm of my hand
wasn't going to be big enough. For one thing, my dress was likely to get
ripped to shreds by that bunch of louts as soon as I went down the
spiral staircase to the floor of the hall,. Even if it wasn't torn, it
was certainly going to get semen splattered all over it.
And I knew there'd be lots of semen flying about. For one thing, I'd
seen the bulges in their trousers whilst I'd been singing, and realised
this was due in no short measure to the fact that every time I moved,
the dress swirled outwards, and I wasn't wearing any knickers. ('Better
not wear knickers, or else the knicker-line will show through the
dress,' Bridget had said. 'The dress almost reaches your ankles, no-one
will see anything.') Of course, I hadn't counted on my elevated position
almost above their heads, giving them a worm's eye view; when I looked
at Bridget, smiling at their excitement, I reckoned that was exactly
what she had counted upon!
I suppose I should have been upset to be another cruel victim of her
humour - instead, I felt incredibly aroused. Those guys - the very same
ones who had scorned Chris at the party three weeks ago - were lusting
after me. So instead of keeping my legs tightly together, I spread them
well apart, and turned and twisted my body, so my dress soared outwards,
and they could see right up.
Oh, foolish woman! Most girls discover the results of sexual provocation
at a very early age. I had managed to arouse a whole rugby team, who
even as they applauded me, started to push their way to the bottom of
the spiral staircase - my only exit.
But Bridget had it all under control. She darted to the base of the
staircase ahead of the first of the mob, and went up a few steps so she
could make herself heard.
'OK guys. It's bin reely good listnin' to the Princess, 'ere. Now, Oiy
know many of ya 'll want to get 'er ortagraf, but for those wot don',
we've arranged some naked gals to look after your every need in the bar
down the corrida.'
Thirty seconds later, the dining room was empty, apart from me and Sir
John. And from the sheaf of papers on the table before Sir John, I knew
he was going to offer me the record contract that Bridget had told
everyone was hers.
*****************************************
I tottered down the tiny spiral staircase and walked over to Sir John
and gave him another bow, showing him all of my cleavage. He smiled, and
picked up the contract, and waved it slowly in front of me. My eyes
followed it, like a Wimbledon spectator watching the men's finals.
'It's all in here, Princess. Sign on the dotted line, and you become a
millionaire.'
'A millionaire?'
'Within six months, you'll reach the first million. By the end of the
year, you should have trebled that.'
'Sounds good. What's the catch?'
'Why should there be a catch?'
I didn't answer his question, but Bridget's comments two weeks ago had
convinced me I should trust Sir John a good deal less far than I could
throw him.
'Are we talking pounds sterling?'
He grunted, almost jeering at my naivety. 'No way, Princess.' I was
starting to hate the way he called me Princess.
'I'm quoting the number of recordings you'll sell,' he continued. 'CDs,
cassettes, videos. You'll get five pence royalty for every one.'
I did the sum in my head. It was a lot of money, compared to my current
earnings, but insignificant compared to the profit Sir John was going to
make out of me.
I shook my head. 'Fifty pence.'
'Take a run, loser.'
I started to turn away from him before he continued. 'But even if you're
not interested in stardom, consider the alternative.'
I already had. 'It's quite simple. I continue my nine till five job, and
make about one fifth of the money I would with you, but without any of
the hassle. I'll stick to that.'
'You work for IJK Ltd, don't you?'
'So what?'
'My company owns it, and we don't want perverts working there.'
'Pervert! I'm no...'
'It's all on videotape.' He waved towards the camera I'd seen Bridget
set up before the performance. 'You're a transvestite and have just
performed in public, to an unsuspecting audience. You made a number of
sexually provocative actions to the men present, and no doubt, would
have had sex with some, or all of them, if I hadn't been here to prevent
it.'
But he wasn't talking to a na?ve teenager, desperate for her first
recording contract. 'That's ridiculous! Even if I was that way inclined,
those guys would have discovered the limitations of the bodysuit pretty
quickly, and then they'd have beat the shit out of me.'
Sir John smiled again - I'd seen crocodiles with more sincerity. 'When
you have the money to pay for the best, there are no limitations. That
bodysuit allows you to have full heterosexual sex. You could have
totally fooled every one of those blokes - they wouldn't have been able
to tell the difference between you and the real thing.'
I gasped. 'Full sex! That's incredible. Why...' And then it all became
clear.
'That's what you want, isn't it? You want to have sex with Princess
Kristiana. Can't Bridget play the part for you? She told me she was
exactly what you want her to be.'
'You've heard her singing. Besides, I want to fuck Kristiana whilst
she's singing. No one else.'
'What was it? A teenage fantasy?' He inclined his head in
acknowledgement. 'And now you can afford to live the fantasy. That's
what the whole charade is about. That isn't a real contract, is it?'
He shrugged with a smile. 'Not worth the paper it's printed on. But the
offer of a contract usually works. So, you'd better name your price.'
'Not this time. I'll go and take off the dress...'
'No!' I'd wrong footed him, astonished that I could refuse his offer. He
recovered himself, and said more calmly, 'I want to have sex with you,
Kristiana. I'll pay you.'
I shook my head. 'Sorry, I'm no prostitute. Get someone else.'
'A thousand pounds.'
Hell, that was a lot of money, but there was no way I was interested. I
was going to say 'No' but, at the last minute, changed it to, 'Ten.'
Shit! Why had I said that? There was no way I was going to let him fuck
me, even for ten thousand pounds.
'Five.'
On the other hand, he'd simply be shoving his cock into an artificial
vagina in the bodysuit whilst I sang. He wouldn't really be fucking me.
He could see my hesitation. 'You can come and wear the dress again, and
I'll pay the same again, every time I fuck you.'
Jesus! The chance to wear this beautiful dress again. I'd have shagged
him for that alone, but I had the presence of mind to say, 'Cash.'
'Bridget.' He hardly raised his voice, but Bridget was there in an
instant. She must have been listening to every word we said. 'Go to the
safe, get out five thousand and give it to the Princess.'
Five minutes later, the largest pile of banknotes I had ever seen was
between my arms, as I bent over a table with my hands firmly holding the
far side. I started my favourite song again:
"There were bells on a HILL
But I never heard them RINGING
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was YOU"
The reason for the unevenness of my intonation was that, as I sang, Sir
John, his hands grasping my tits for leverage, rammed his cock as far up
my arse as it would go. For a man who was supposed to be bound to a
wheelchair, he seemed to have no problem rising to the occasion!