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I DONT THINK THIS IS TRUE BUT ITS SO FUNNY I NEARLY WET MYSELF LAUGHING

on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.


One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.


Anyway, here's how it all went down:


DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'


Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'


DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'


Contestant: 'Brian.'


DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'


Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'


DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'


Brian: 'Sara.'


DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'


Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'


DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'


DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'


Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'


DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'


Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'


DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'


Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'


DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'


DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'


Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'


DJ: 'Uh huh...'


Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'


DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.


[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
(Touch tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: 'Kinkos.'


DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'


Clerk: 'This is she.'


DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'


Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'


DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'


Sarah: 'No.'


DJ: 'Good!'


Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'


DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'


DJ: 'What time?'


Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'


DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'


Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'


DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'Where did you have it?'


Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'


Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'


DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Well...'


DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?


Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'


They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
Apparantly there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions




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1 year ago
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fucking my father in law and my hubbys frien

My name is Lynlee. I love writing stores about my true experiences, though I like to add a few things here and there to make the stories more naughty, for the most part it's real.My father in law, Eric. and I had been having sexual encounters for about 6 months. It all started when he caught me half naked in our shared laundry room and we ended up fucking on the washing machine. Then things got more intense after our second foray when we both learned that each was up for doing more. After our...

2 years ago
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Fucking at the theater

When Kenny turned 21, his father gave him the family owned movie theater for his birthday. A beautiful old building that had been around since the 1920's. It was really something in it's heyday. Since about 1960 the balcony had been closed to the public. It quickly became our favorite place for sex. We had been getting our nuts off together for about a year before he started running it. Right away we started playing around in the balcony. At first, when the theater was closed. But, later, we...

3 years ago
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Fucking the two hottest Indian TV stars pt2 Kav

This happened after a month of the first story when shooting had started for my show featuring Shweta Tiwari and Ragini Khanna. They were both rolling their eyes at me after that wonderful fuck fest a month ago. After that I had been busy and had not been able to meet them. On the set on a Saturday, they both came to me and said," Sid we are having a party at Shweta's place to celebrate our new show. You are invited too". I accepted the invitation and at night I went to Shweta's house and was...

2 years ago
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Fucking Teagan Part 2 Who says three is a crowd

I’d been replacing the hot tub filter and plumbing with a newer model and I was covered with dirt, plastic bits, and filter sand. I decided to go to the cabana and shower there, rather than drag all of the mess through the house. I had just lathered up my hair when I heard, “Need some help washing your back sailor?” I spun around and looked in the direction of the voice. Teagan was standing in the shower entrance unhooking her bra, having already stripped off her shirt and kicked off her...

4 years ago
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Fucking Sweaty Wife After Run

One day a few months back, my wife came home from work and said she had a bad day and just wanted to go for a run. I got excited because I love to smell her sweaty panties after her runs and that day was pretty hot so I was definitely going to get some really sweaty ones. She changed into some shorts and a sports bra and Tank top and told me she would be back soon. She had some lint on her sports bra and I brushed it off and playfully copped a feel on her titty. She said "Not now, I need some...

2 years ago
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Fucking The Sexy Mature Wife and Her Hot GF

My wife is a very sexy 52 y/o. Most think she is early 40's. When you are married to something that looks that good you need to make sure you fuck that pussy often and real good. Typically she gets it 3-4 times a week from me but lately she wants it every night. Last week in the middle of fucking her hard and fast about 3 in the morning she is screaming for me to fuck her harder and deeper, telling me fuck me like Tara's BF's fuck her. Well that explains it all. Tara is my wife's GF. Same age...

3 years ago
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Fucking my first Motherinlaw

This happened several years ago when I was married to my first wife (Second one was Jordan -first one was Janet). We both got married when we were 20 years old. After about a year of marriage, with help from my extended family, we managed a deposit for a house. My mother-in-law, Margaret had been widowed for about four years and asked us both if she sold her house and gave us some money for us to buy one, could she move in with us. This was most of the house deposit. For me it was really a...

4 years ago
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Fucking daddy while hating mom

What the Fuck? The bitch is once again fucking up everybody's day with her holier than thou shit. Who the fuck cares what I wear and if daddy approves, we are on holiday and hopefully she will contract some fucked up foreign disease and die. Yep, I am talking about mommy dearest. Mom married my much younger stepfather Ray when I was 15 years old. A real live 30 year old cowboy who made millions in oil. Ray and I hit it off immediately and because I never heard from my dad, he filled that role...

3 years ago
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Fucking my wife

Introduction: My beautiful wife and I have a fun day together ,) I wake up with my arms wrapped around my beautiful wifes naked body. I can feel her chest slowly rising and falling as she breathes. Shes still fast asleep and I cant help but admire how beautiful she looks. Her hair is a mess falling over her shoulders and across part of her face. It just makes her look so damn cute. I press my own naked body up a little tighter against her. I can feel my cock pressing up against her warm ass....

2 years ago
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Fucking my Roomate

Fucking my Roomate Part 1 I was 22 and I remember it was the day before my roommate's birthday. For the sake of the story let's call her Hillary. She is a lesbian (but I had heard stories of her fucking guys a couple of times). Good looking, great body (she was really athletic), and an admitted slut. But I had known her for so long it wasn't really a big deal. I did my thing, she did hers, and I never really thought about fucking her because she always talked about how sex with guys was "gross"...

1 year ago
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Fucking Indian Sex Stories Reader And Her Bestie

Friends, you are reading this sex story on indiansexstories dot net Hi, folks, this is Raj here. Hope all are super sexy. Most of my readers know me as I have received many emails from some girls and aunts to make them satisfied. Some for sex chat and mostly for sex encounters. I feel so honored and privileged that I made some of my female readers satisfy their sexual needs once they emailed me. Thanks for all your responses which I got for my previous story “Fucking A Cute Banglore Indian Sex...

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