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Sexy And Funny! Welcome to a place that’s full of laughs and full of wanks. The site SexyAndFunny.com focuses on both the funny and sexy as the name would suggest and tries to bring it to your screen as authentically as possible. Now, I don’t know about you, but I love me a bit of banter when it comes to sex. It helps keep things fresh. I’ve gone through so many women that I would certainly have gotten bored with sex if I didn’t use a little bit of humor here and there to spice things up.

Want to jack off or laugh frantically? You can do both here

You’ll notice that Sexy And Funny has plenty of both types of content so entertainment is never too far away. A few clicks and you’ll be either jerking your dick off, or you’ll be laughing your ass off. Either way, you’re expected to have a good time here, so loosen up and enjoy yourself, because fun is what SexyAndFunny is all about. There’s always amazing content waiting for you around the corner here so let’s take a look at both the sexy and funny sides of this place.

The best way to find the separation between these two types of content is if you take a look at the submenu of the Videos tab. You’ll notice that you’ve got a choice between Sexy videos and Funny videos here. Now, depending on your mood you’ll choose one or the other and this will open up a whole entire new universe to you. I say universe cause the number of videos in both of these categories is absolutely MASSIVE. I’m not making this shit up, these repositories are just huge.

Sexy videos galore, over 500 pages of them

Let’s start with the Sexy videos tab which has over 500 pages of amazing porn videos. Here you’ll find all sorts of stuff, ready to suit any need that you might have. One thing stays the same though, this place is all about explicit content. You’ll find some safer for work videos in the Funny videos tab which we’ll talk about later. This place still has some amusing videos though, and they’re not all just regular porn either. These are some very amusing plots so you’ll definitely owe these videos a chuckle or two when you watch them.

One thing that’s specific and unique to this site is the inclusion of two rating systems. You can both rate the videos on the Sexy scale and rate the videos on a Funny scale. This way the users will know what they’re getting themselves into when they open the video up. Now if you’re like me, you’re going to want those ratings as high up as possible, and I mean both of them. There’s nothing The Porn Dude likes more than a good laugh while staring at the most amazing pair of titties I’ve ever seen.

Less funny videos, but they’re quality content

Alright, so what’s up with that Funny videos tab? Well, it’s a lot tamer than the Sexy tab. If all you could see in that other tab was naked chicks and porn, then here it’s going to be more concentrated on sexy joke videos. You’ll notice that there’s a lot less content on this tab as well. Just below 30 pages of videos is enough to get you by, but there’s obviously no balance between this place and the Sexy videos tab. So I think that this site requires a lot more Funny content in order to be balanced out.

You’ll also notice that most of these funny videos are up on YouTube and that these are just embedded links for the videos which means you’ll get the adequate speed for the video every single time. The other video player that’s made in this site can be a bit more sluggish, but it gets the job done and you can still enjoy all the content with no problem whatsoever. It would still be nicer if porn video players could match the speed of the YouTube player, but that’s still wishful thinking.

The design is iffy, but the colors are nice

Alright so let’s talk a bit about the design of SexyAndFunny.com. You guys know that I get off on the design when I like it. Sadly, I can’t say that I like the way this website looks. First of all, just take a look at that low-res logo. I mean, come on guys, you couldn’t even make your logo a high enough resolution? I can count the pixels just by looking at your site at the vanilla proportions, I don’t even have to zoom in. The whole presentation of the logo on SexyAndFunny.com is just messy and blurry and looks more like an art project that a 6th grader did for computer class than an actual logo made by a legit graphic designer.

Other than this, I don’t like the bad 3D effect that they went with then it comes to the look of the tabs. This look is so early 2000s that I don’t even know how it’s possible that anyone uses it still. Lose the gradient colors guys, we don’t need the thing to “pop” or anything, we just need it to be minimalistic. Remember the phrase: “less is more”. People should start using that phrase for more than just makeup tutorials I can tell you that much.

But okay, at least the color scheme is okay, and I like the overall neutral tone of the website. You’d expect that with a website called SexyAndFunny.com you’d see a lot more bullshit such as image backgrounds or even stupid color patterns and shapes. But luckily, at least they weren’t THAT dumb and went with a simpler theme. That’s always a plus in my book, so overall, I guess you could say that the design here gets a pass.

If you’ve used one porn site, you’ve used them all

The layout is similar to other porn websites with all of your tabs sharing a place along the navigation bar near the top of the screen, just under the banner. Every tab here has a submenu as well, so you can easily access the subset items of any tab on SexyAndFunny.com. This is great since there’s no point in buffering an entire page if you could finish all your business just be redirecting from a tab into a tab-specific link. I like this, and so should you since it will make your life on this website that much easier.

You’ve got the classic Home tab, but on SexyAndFunny.com it’s a bit more useful since it has a lot more in the submenu. When you hover over this tab you’ll find the options to Login, Register, Contact Us, Featured, Show All, Site Index, Site News, and also Best Of S&F. Needless to say, this place is packed. Then you’ve got the Videos tab which we went over, but you’ve also got the Most Viewed and Most Loved options under here. You can even sort the videos according to their Views, either one of the ratings, or even Favorites.

The photo battles can be really hot and entertaining

After that SexyAndFunny.com presents you with the Photos tab which has a few interesting options, but the most interesting one to me would have to be the Battles tab. Here you’ll see some of the hottest chicks in specific categories battling it out in order to claim the thrones as the sexiest pic in a specific category. Categories range from Shower to High Socks, to even School Girls. Plenty of stuff to see, and plenty of content to choose from here folks.

And with the addition of a few more tabs such as Models, More, Free Cams, and Forums, SexyAndFunny.com definitely has a lot of ways of keeping you occupied and it will definitely make you come back for more in the future. Every piece of content here is great, so there will always be something new and interesting to see here that will make you super horny, or super amused, or even both. Check this place out at SexyAndFunny.com.

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She stepped back to admire her quick handy work. Somehow, she had convinced him to lie on the bed and let her tie him up. For her birthday four years ago, some of her crazy swinger friends bought her a set of under-the-bed restraints – she silently thanked them as she ran a finger from his arm down to his leg as she walked to the end of the bed. He was lying spread eagle on the bed with absolutely nothing on his body. His arms and legs were stretched to each corner of the bed. As her finger...

The Foster Moms New Daughter Part Four

The Foster Mom's New Daughter - Part Four By Katherine Day (Copyright 2007 by Katherine Anne Day) (Dedicated to and inspired by Angelo, of Rome, Italy) Synopsis: Orphaned at age 14, Angelo is a delicate boy, and after a miserable year living with his aunt and her family, he is placed in foster care with a woman who has always wanted a daughter. Angelo finds comfort in often living and dressing as Angela, a lovely 15 year old girl...

Fucked Hot Sexy Married Aunty 8211 She Is Just A Bomb Shell

Hello friends and fans of this wonderful Indian sex stories site. This is Raj basically from Chennai but currently in Bangalore, India. I am 39 yrs, 5ft 11 inches and am sex deprive in my married life and looking for discreet extra marital relationship. I’m very good in massage and women find it erotic when someone who can satisfy them in bed as we as make their body dip with oil. You can mail me at The incident happened some 2 months back. “Kumar”, who was a good friend of mine. He was from a...

Sex With A Bouncer With Ice cream And Pussy Juice

Hi Friends this is (Chodo naam mai kya rakha hai) imagine my name whoever you like the most to sleep with from Pune Let me come back to the story and about myself. I like fat and chubby girls. I don’t like thin girls kyu Ki unka chodna kam our chilana jaada hota hai. I am a Team leader in an IT company but on part time basis work as Bouncer for Big events because my brother runs an event management company and he asks me to go to different events when he runs short of Bouncers. Chalo lets start...

The Proposal

The Proposal by Some Writer Leah arrived at Tom's house and knocked on the door.They had been going out together for a few years, but they still lived separately.At leastduring the week - usually they spent each weekend together, often at Tom's house because it was bigger.It was Saturday afternoon, and they alwaysmet up to buy lottery tickets together - a tradition begun early in their relationship that they always maintained. "Come in," said Tom as he answered the door."Almost ready."Tom...

Red Rock Canyon Day 01

Day One: the hike into the park Shelby and Paige had decided to go to Red Rock Canyon for the second weekend of their spring break. After spending Easter weekend with their families the two girls were ready to get back to nature, and to the solitude and tranquility of being without their parents and grandparents and pesky younger siblings that wouldn’t leave them be for 5 seconds at a time. Always asking about boys and college and are the college parties as fun as they say etc. They’d...

A Lovely Couple

It was another Friday night, and I had that feeling again, the feeling that could only be satisfied with a wet pussy on my dick. Being wrapped up in my career, I didn’t make time for a girlfriend so when I had to satisfy a sexual urge, I usually headed to the local adult theater. It was the best adult theater in town. It was a large locale with a big selection of videos, magazines and plenty of novelty items. It has numerous private video booths, some with glory holes, and a billiards room...

Moth Ch 006

Please forgive the redundant copyright messages, I’ve found that sometimes my stories are copypasted in part and used elsewhere. Copyright of Nanna Marker 2010. * On the last day of fall, Lei still lived in the spider’s tree and had reason to believe that, since the lizard, he had saved her from a couple more daytime predators. Her swiftly accumulated fat had rearranged itself, making it obvious that she was fall-chubby and not pregnant. She had pointed out her new appearance to ‘Black’,...

What is the Covid19 Virus Really Teaching us

I’m a strong believer that there is a spiritual purpose behind everything that happens, whether that is what we perceive as being good or being bad.As I meditate upon this, I want to share with you what I feel the Corona/ Covid-19 virus is really doing to us:1) It is reminding us that we are all equal, regardless of our culture, religion, occupation, financial situation or how famous we are. This disease treats us all equally, perhaps we should too. If you don’t believe me, just ask Tom...

VolleyballChapter 2

Lindsay showed up a half hour after my parents left for work and Gaby was with her. Lindsay had a large purse and Gaby carried a duffel bag. Lindsay headed straight to my bedroom. "Sit down," Lindsay said as if it was her room. She said to Gaby, "Show him." Gaby put the bag down and opened it. She pulled out several women's wigs. It turned out Gaby's mom was a hairdresser and used the wigs for demonstrations sometimes and also to sell though it was rare to sell one. Lindsay spoke...

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