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Sexy And Funny! Welcome to a place that’s full of laughs and full of wanks. The site SexyAndFunny.com focuses on both the funny and sexy as the name would suggest and tries to bring it to your screen as authentically as possible. Now, I don’t know about you, but I love me a bit of banter when it comes to sex. It helps keep things fresh. I’ve gone through so many women that I would certainly have gotten bored with sex if I didn’t use a little bit of humor here and there to spice things up.

Want to jack off or laugh frantically? You can do both here

You’ll notice that Sexy And Funny has plenty of both types of content so entertainment is never too far away. A few clicks and you’ll be either jerking your dick off, or you’ll be laughing your ass off. Either way, you’re expected to have a good time here, so loosen up and enjoy yourself, because fun is what SexyAndFunny is all about. There’s always amazing content waiting for you around the corner here so let’s take a look at both the sexy and funny sides of this place.

The best way to find the separation between these two types of content is if you take a look at the submenu of the Videos tab. You’ll notice that you’ve got a choice between Sexy videos and Funny videos here. Now, depending on your mood you’ll choose one or the other and this will open up a whole entire new universe to you. I say universe cause the number of videos in both of these categories is absolutely MASSIVE. I’m not making this shit up, these repositories are just huge.

Sexy videos galore, over 500 pages of them

Let’s start with the Sexy videos tab which has over 500 pages of amazing porn videos. Here you’ll find all sorts of stuff, ready to suit any need that you might have. One thing stays the same though, this place is all about explicit content. You’ll find some safer for work videos in the Funny videos tab which we’ll talk about later. This place still has some amusing videos though, and they’re not all just regular porn either. These are some very amusing plots so you’ll definitely owe these videos a chuckle or two when you watch them.

One thing that’s specific and unique to this site is the inclusion of two rating systems. You can both rate the videos on the Sexy scale and rate the videos on a Funny scale. This way the users will know what they’re getting themselves into when they open the video up. Now if you’re like me, you’re going to want those ratings as high up as possible, and I mean both of them. There’s nothing The Porn Dude likes more than a good laugh while staring at the most amazing pair of titties I’ve ever seen.

Less funny videos, but they’re quality content

Alright, so what’s up with that Funny videos tab? Well, it’s a lot tamer than the Sexy tab. If all you could see in that other tab was naked chicks and porn, then here it’s going to be more concentrated on sexy joke videos. You’ll notice that there’s a lot less content on this tab as well. Just below 30 pages of videos is enough to get you by, but there’s obviously no balance between this place and the Sexy videos tab. So I think that this site requires a lot more Funny content in order to be balanced out.

You’ll also notice that most of these funny videos are up on YouTube and that these are just embedded links for the videos which means you’ll get the adequate speed for the video every single time. The other video player that’s made in this site can be a bit more sluggish, but it gets the job done and you can still enjoy all the content with no problem whatsoever. It would still be nicer if porn video players could match the speed of the YouTube player, but that’s still wishful thinking.

The design is iffy, but the colors are nice

Alright so let’s talk a bit about the design of SexyAndFunny.com. You guys know that I get off on the design when I like it. Sadly, I can’t say that I like the way this website looks. First of all, just take a look at that low-res logo. I mean, come on guys, you couldn’t even make your logo a high enough resolution? I can count the pixels just by looking at your site at the vanilla proportions, I don’t even have to zoom in. The whole presentation of the logo on SexyAndFunny.com is just messy and blurry and looks more like an art project that a 6th grader did for computer class than an actual logo made by a legit graphic designer.

Other than this, I don’t like the bad 3D effect that they went with then it comes to the look of the tabs. This look is so early 2000s that I don’t even know how it’s possible that anyone uses it still. Lose the gradient colors guys, we don’t need the thing to “pop” or anything, we just need it to be minimalistic. Remember the phrase: “less is more”. People should start using that phrase for more than just makeup tutorials I can tell you that much.

But okay, at least the color scheme is okay, and I like the overall neutral tone of the website. You’d expect that with a website called SexyAndFunny.com you’d see a lot more bullshit such as image backgrounds or even stupid color patterns and shapes. But luckily, at least they weren’t THAT dumb and went with a simpler theme. That’s always a plus in my book, so overall, I guess you could say that the design here gets a pass.

If you’ve used one porn site, you’ve used them all

The layout is similar to other porn websites with all of your tabs sharing a place along the navigation bar near the top of the screen, just under the banner. Every tab here has a submenu as well, so you can easily access the subset items of any tab on SexyAndFunny.com. This is great since there’s no point in buffering an entire page if you could finish all your business just be redirecting from a tab into a tab-specific link. I like this, and so should you since it will make your life on this website that much easier.

You’ve got the classic Home tab, but on SexyAndFunny.com it’s a bit more useful since it has a lot more in the submenu. When you hover over this tab you’ll find the options to Login, Register, Contact Us, Featured, Show All, Site Index, Site News, and also Best Of S&F. Needless to say, this place is packed. Then you’ve got the Videos tab which we went over, but you’ve also got the Most Viewed and Most Loved options under here. You can even sort the videos according to their Views, either one of the ratings, or even Favorites.

The photo battles can be really hot and entertaining

After that SexyAndFunny.com presents you with the Photos tab which has a few interesting options, but the most interesting one to me would have to be the Battles tab. Here you’ll see some of the hottest chicks in specific categories battling it out in order to claim the thrones as the sexiest pic in a specific category. Categories range from Shower to High Socks, to even School Girls. Plenty of stuff to see, and plenty of content to choose from here folks.

And with the addition of a few more tabs such as Models, More, Free Cams, and Forums, SexyAndFunny.com definitely has a lot of ways of keeping you occupied and it will definitely make you come back for more in the future. Every piece of content here is great, so there will always be something new and interesting to see here that will make you super horny, or super amused, or even both. Check this place out at SexyAndFunny.com.

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When I got home late Saturday night, Mom was sitting at the kitchen table. I said to her "Geez, Mom I'm 25 years old now, you don't have to wait up for me." "I know, son," she said. "I went to bed, but I had trouble sleeping. I couldn't relax" Judging from the half empty bottle of scotch in front of her, she was probably good and relaxed now. Mom looked sexy sitting there in her Chinese silk pajamas. The fabric was thin and as she stood up her large breasts swayed, causing the material to move....

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My Mum A porn model

Before you start reading... This is NOT an original story written by me. Another xhamster user posted this a few years ago, but for reasons I won't bore you with, they have restricted the access to this piece of prose and so the audience for it is much smaller than it once was.In my opinion, it's one of the best and most well-written stories I've ever read on xham, and for that reason I have decided to repost it in my stories for others to read.It's a bit long (it was originally in 4 or 5...

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Time Waits For No OneChapter 5

Rules, Rules, Rules Back on my side of the portal and tired. I remembered that I hadn’t been last time, but I had spent that night before sleeping on Crossroads before Helken told us she was pregnant. This time I had been up most of the night with Jessica and Beth. I had not had a restorative before I left and with little rest I was near dead on my feet. Looking at the clock and I guessed it was just fifteen minutes later, but I couldn’t recall. Everything was a weird sensation; on one hand...

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I opened the door as Kristy came up the driveway. She lived just a block or two away, so as usual, she just walked. Kristy was my babysitter, well, my baby sister’s baby sitter. Me, I’m 15 now, so I don’t need no babysitter! I had known Kristy for three years now, ever since mom first started hiring her back when I was just 12, and she was 15. My sister, well, half-sister, was only 6 months old then and now 3 (and a HALF she reminded us constantly). Kristy babysat for us loads of times over...

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The Hot Neighbor

Sandra stood on her driveway, trying not to stare at her neighbor, but to no avail. She loved how his body moved; the tan muscle of his sleek arms and chest drove her crazy. Kevin was cleaning out his garage, and she was able to watch his amazing movements furtively enough, or so Sandra thought. “Well lookie who it is, how long have you been standing there, staring at me?” Kevin sauntered over to her (that walk though, oh my lord that man could walk, she thought,) then took her hand and kissed...

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Mrs Cranes Fountain of Youth 5

Mrs. Crane’s Fountain of Youth By Don Abdul ©2011 Part Five : Eden in the Garden Shirley had awoken early the following morning blushing, she was almost in shock as she recalled how naughty she had been the previous night. She and Jamal had gone clubbing, and it had turned out to be even more fun than she ever thought it could be. She had downed quite a few drinks early enough for Dutch courage. As the alcohol began to take effect, her inhibitions plummeted paving the way for her to...

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Could That Have Been Her

Introduction: The following is an entry into the CALLING ALL WRITERS PT.5 challenge on the Sex Stories forum. See the following thread: http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=196466. Ill turn forty in a few months. Im not old, I know, but Im stagnant. My wife and I have been together for a while, but our marriage is more of a habit than a romance, at this point. Oh, its not all bad. Cindys a good woman. We have a comfortable life, the careers we always wanted, and enough vacation time and...

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Nat started at Annie’s shoulders. They were soft, but tense to the touch. Annie’s breathing started to steady, and Nat’s grip became tighter. Annie could feel herself start to relax.“I don’t what’s wrong with me” Annie sighed. Nat responded “It’s okay, we all get worked up sometimes, even the best of us.”Annie smiles “Thanks, Nat. I think I just really need some girl time. Wanna hang out after work today? Maybe go to a movie or shopping or something?”“Of course, anything for you. How about a...

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My StepMom

Jason woke up on the sofa at his father's house, and the first thing he realized was that he was desperately horny. He had been dreaming about sex again, and his eighteen year old cock was painfully erect. Idly, he listened for sounds in the house as he reached beneath the blanket covering him to stroke his bulge. The house was quiet, though Jason could tell it was already late in the morning. If he had been home, his mother would have dragged him out of bed already, whether it was Sunday or...

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Superstar Czech babes Kristy Black and Alexis Crystal show director Proxy Paige around their town, soon meeting up with leggy blonde Blanche Bradburry. The three hotties show off their bods through a sensational tease, and then they indulging in a graphic lesbian threesome. The girls stretch their assholes for the camera, rimming one another and stuffing large toys into rectums. See raunchy anal gaping, plus ass-to-mouth dildo sucking and tasty pussy eating. Alexis and Kristy take turns probing...

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I woke up later that night tired and sore, but I forced myself out of bed and got ready for work. Richard was off tonight so I knew it would be a nice quiet normal night. Just as I thought the night went by quickly and quietly, and by the time I got off work I'd almost forgot about the pervious nights events. After work I had a few errands to run and decided to get as much done before going to bed. I did some grocery shopping, paid some bills, and decided to stop at the mall for a...

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Varsha Mami Ki Maalish Part 2

Hi friends, this is second part of my story. Refer to first part for previous sex story part. Sonu ab bedroom me aa chuki thi. Hum dono abhi shock me the. Tabhi mami ne dimaag ladhaya. Abhi hum dono ne kapde pehne hue the. Mami ne khud ke kapde thik kiya. Maine bhi apni pant upar chadha di. Mami: Ram, dheere se injection de bahut dard hota hai. Aaj puri injection mere andar utar de aur mujhe is dard se bacha le. Main bhi ab acting karne laga. Main: Mami, shuruat me thoda dard hoga, par ek...

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New School Year

Boy's name = First Name Girl's name = Last Name Welcome back to Rivervalley Boarding School. Rivervalley Boarding School is a mixed school with an equal proportion of students of the opposite sex. Althought the school, unlike other schools in the region, takes a very light or even non-apparent stand against boy-girl relationships, few boy-girl relationships appears in this school. This partly due to the fact that students in this school are very close to their classmates. Today is the first...

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As I was waiting in the surgery waiting room, the doctor was running late as usual, in came this young woman, dressed in trackkie bottoms and a black T shirt, long black hair and very flabby. She smiled at me as I gave her the once over, I thought to myself 'she looks a right dirty bitch', she sat next to me and we made small talk until I was called in.When I came out of the surgery she was nowhere to be seen, so I made my way across to the chemist, which as usual was busy. Handing in my...

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A WellLived Life 2 Book 5 MichelleChapter 48 Three Square Meals

January 18, 1992, Chicago, Illinois “Breakfast with the guys, karate, a date with Kajri, and a date with Crystal? You have a full day, Tiger!” We were walking to the hospital just before 5:00am on Saturday morning. Kara was still home in bed, because she’d decided that -2°F was too cold to get out of a warm bed. Jessica sympathized and told her to stay there. “I figured because this was one of the days you traded for to get our time together at Christmas, it made sense. Kara had already...

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I was just an above average person in what I thought was a below average high school (My name’s Lucas by the way). Sure I had great friends, and I was thought to be cool by most of the people, but I just felt like that this school did not challenge me whatsoever. I started to lose inspiration to even go to school, and I started to hate the people I was around. I just felt like I was surrounded by the sea of stupidity. Most of you know what I mean, what it feels like to be the only genius,...

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