Like a Duck
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The view of the ocean was magnificent. I was sitting on a bench in
Perkin's Cove Maine looking at the waves crashing against the rocks
below. It was a warm late September afternoon and I was up for a few
days to relax and indulge in my favorite hobby, cross dressing. The
summer crowds were gone and the weather is still good, actually the
water is warmer than in June, although warm is a relative term when
referring to the ocean in Maine. Less cold would probably be a better
way to describe it.
A middle aged guy who I saw checking in earlier walked up and stopped,
he was about 5'7" a bit overweight and not what one would call handsome.
He checked me out and then looked out at the ocean, and said, "I so
admire natural beauty."
I replied, "Oh, I also do love the view from here."
He replied, "Oh the natural beauty I was speaking of is not out there,
its right in front of me."
I stifled a chuckle, not because it was so lame a pick up line but
because there is absolutely nothing natural about me.
I flashed a warm smile but said, "But the thing I most enjoy this time
of year is the quiet and the solitude."
He grimaced and replied, "Oh I just felt a chilly breeze, I think I'll
continue my walk, perhaps I'll run into you again, I believe we are
staying at the same inn."
I smiled and said, "Perhaps and do enjoy the rest of your walk."
That evening, I took a long relaxing shower, and shaved my body all
over. I put on my breast forms. Next I did my makeup; I used a moderate
amount of eyeliner and applied my false eyelashes. I had chosen a medium
red color for my lips and nails.
I used a lip liner to enhance the outline of my lips and achieved a very
full look.
I wore a sleek, straight shoulder length blonde wig with bangs. I put on
a black waist cincher with garters, and very sheer thigh high black
stockings.
I wore a black and white dotted, low cut dress with a short white jacket
with three quarter sleeves that came down just below my bust line.
I put on a pearl choker, and drop pearl earrings, slipped on a costume
jewelry wedding band, and large cubic zirconium diamond solitaire, and
slipped my feet into 3" pointed toe black pumps.
I walked across to my favorite restaurant, Barnacle Billy's.
There were no tables with a view of the inlet available when I arrived
so I sat in the bar in a small banquette and ordered a glass of merlot.
I was enjoying the wine when he came in. He stopped and ordered a beer
at the bar and then turned. He didn't register a look of surprise so I
assume he has seen me walk over from the inn.
He smiled as he walked over and as he sat down said, "Mind if I join
you?"
In a tone dripping with disdain I replied, "It seems you already have."
He smiled and replied, "I know that there are polite behaviors that many
people observe, but I really only pretend to subscribe to them since I
don't find them all that useful."
I replied, "Well I am sure that is true, had you paused to let me
respond I would have said I did not wish for you to join me. I doubt
that that would have been the first time you got such a response."
He laughed and said, "Exactly! You understand completely, I do however
enjoy conversations and actually I am quite a brilliant
conversationalist."
Drolly I responded, "How odd I would have thought you better at
monologues."
He laughed again and said, "You know what I like about you?"
I looked pensive and replied, "No I don't, but if you will tell me I'll
be sure to stop doing it."
He laughed again and replied, "That's it, you not only listen to me, you
talk to me, and you are funny in a sarcastic sort of way."
Damn I thought! He is feeding off my attempts to put him down; I
probably should just shut up and ignore him. To him any conversation is
better than being ignored.
Fortunately the Hostess came to my rescue, she said, "Your table is
ready Miss; will the gentleman be joining you?"
I smiled and replied, "No the gentleman will not be joining me."
I turned and said, "Please excuse me."
He got up and said, "Of course, enjoy you dinner, I certainly enjoined
our conversation."
The weather was a bit rainy the next day. I was touring the art
galleries when I saw him enter. He walked right up to me and said, "How
nice to run into you again."
I thought that I probably had talked to him too much already so merely
ignoring him wouldn't work. I replied, "Well it is a small area and
there is only so much to do on a rainy day."
He replied, "Actually there are many indoor activities that I really
enjoy."
Not wanting to go down that conversational path I merely responded,
"That's nice."
I was looking over a beautiful seascape that was quite expensive
He stood next to me and no doubt noted the price, and then said, "I am
wealthy and very generous to my friends."
I replied somewhat flippantly, "Good for you and even better for your
friends, however few they may be there should be a reward for spending
time with you .
He frowned and said, "Ouch."
I went on my way.
That evening I went to the Ogunquit Playhouse.
I decided to wear a linen white suit with a pastel blue top, the usual
blonde wig.
Underneath I had on wore white undergarments, a frilly bra, waist
cincher with garters straps, white thigh high hose and 3" white pumps..
I went for dark red lipstick and nails to match and put on eyeglasses
that just screamed business woman. I added a chunky gold necklace, gold
hoop earrings, a knock off Rolex watch and my cubic zirconium diamond
ring.
The play was fine but, on the way back it occurred to me that I was
having a nice, relaxing, but dull time.
I couldn't say for sure I was passing; it was a pretty alternative
lifestyle friendly town.
No, in reality I was just not being noticed at all except of course for
one truly obnoxious individual. And I wasn't even positive he had read
me.
Now I know if I wanted to avoid him I should have retired to my room but
the rain had stopped and it was a warm sultry night, and I decided to
sit on the veranda and have a cigarette.
Predictably he appeared a short time later and said, "I find smoking to
be very sexy."
I smiled and said, "Well that's enough to make think about quitting."
He didn't take the hint, rather he sat down next to me and put his hand
on my knee looked into my eyes and said, "I was not joking before, I am
rich and I find you very attractive."
I smiled and said, "Your net worth can't be easily verified and as to my
attractiveness, well let's just say I am not all that I appear to be."
He replied, "You are a transvestite that's ok with me."
Somewhat disappointed I asked, "Yes I am what gave me away if I might
ask?"
He replied with a sly smile, "The Innkeeper."
I laughed and responded, "Well that's somewhat reassuring."
He continued, "I don't care what you are, I always say if it looks like
a duck and quacks like a duck, then what the fuck?"
I smiled and said, "In all your boasting you forgot to mention your keen
sense of rhyme"
He laughed and replied, "What I forgot to mention was that I have
extremely large sexual organs."
I let out a small gasp; I hadn't seen that one coming.
I composed myself and said, "Careful unlike your net worth that boast
can be verified."
He moved the hand that I should have removed moments ago, up my inner
thigh and said, "And wouldn't I love to have you check it out, I'll even
provide a ruler."
Now the sultry evening, the beautiful setting and having had a man's
hand, even this man's, between my legs was getting me a bit hot and
bothered.
I took a deep drag, turned away from him and let out a slow sexy exhale
and said, "Ruler, I would think I'd need a yardstick!"
For the first time he let down his guard, smiled broadly and convulsed
in a huge laugh.
He composed himself and said, "I know I'm obnoxious! it is who and what
I am, I can't change that anymore than you can change whatever it is
that makes you want to dress like a woman.
"So we are both a bit odd by society's standards and we are both here,
now and we are both lonely."
I took another drag and blew it in his face and said, "What would ever
make you think I'm lonely?"
He smiled broadly and replied, "Well for one thing you keep talking to
me, so I assumed you don't have any better alternatives."
I thought for a moment, he is obnoxious but not inaccurate.
I replied, "Look I didn't come up here looking for sex."
He smiled and said, "Well yes I am sure that is true, are you finding
what you did come here for?"
I paused and simply said, "Not really."
He continued, "So now that an opportunity has, shall we say arisen? Are
you going to let it slip away or are you going to let it slip in?"
I responded, "Well if the opportunity that has arisen is as big as you
say, I doubt that it will just slip in."
He laughed and replied, "A bit of lubrication is always a good idea"
I turned away from him, my face felt flush. He was getting a bit close
to home. I felt him take my right hand in his and he guided it over to
him.
He set it down on something warm and hard. .
I glanced down at his crotch; his fly was open and saw it. He hadn't
been exaggerating about this. It was long, longer than mine and it was
quite fat.
I felt empowered; even better I felt sexy!
He said, "Please stroke it! I want you to and you know you want to!"
He wasn't wrong about that.
My sexual encounters with men had all been quickies, devoid of emotions
other than lust, and my fantasies all featured male organs attached to
mute, faceless beings. But he wasn't mute or faceless, he was obnoxious.
Finally I replied, "Sorry but you really are such an ass!"
He smiled and said, "Yes I am but that doesn't mean I can't pleasure
yours."
A faint smile crossed my lips.
He looked at me plaintively and said, "You can put a bag over my head
and use me like a sex toy."
I shook my head No.
He looked crestfallen and said, "I won't bother you anymore."
I smiled and said, "I meant no to the bag over your head, I plan to tape
your mouth shut."
He laughed and said, "But then I won't be able to lick your ass pussy."
I looked at him sternly and said, "The thing that would most please me
would be for you to keep your mouth shut."
He replied, "I assume grunts and moans are acceptable."
I smiled and said, "If you open your mouth I am going to stick my hard
dick in it."
He moved his finger across his mouth as if to zip his lips.
As we walked in silence to my room I was lost in thought.
Perhaps he was right, I was lonely and seeking a connection. I did keep
talking to him, I certainly could have responded to him with icy
silence.
Perhaps true, but more likely was the fact that I was still a male and
had a male view of sex. He was here and available and willing and for a
male little else is needed in a sex partner.
I could have easily removed his hand from between my thighs at any time
during our conversation. I didn't, and I didn't because I liked the feel
of it.
We entered my room and I went to my suitcase and after a moment found
the tape measure. I turned and said, "Just for the record."
It was 9 "long and quite thick. Even his balls were oversized. The best
I could do was staring wide eyed and open mouthed and say, "Oh My."
He smiled, gestured with his finger unzipping his lips and said, "Mother
Nature always compensates for deficiencies, I wasn't given height, a
lean body, a handsome face, or even a likeable personality, but I do
have this."
I laughed and said, "Clearly Mother Nature has a sense of humor, this is
like some perverted fairy tale version of the princess and the frog,
only in this case, my lack of virtue is being rewarded."
He said, "The only fairy tail I am interested in is yours."
In mock anger I said, "Shut your mouth you rude ugly man!"
I threw the tape measure back, and said, "Take all your clothes off."
I sat, crossed my legs and watched as he slowly disrobed. Then I slipped
out of my dress but left my bra, cincher and stockings on. He smiled
approvingly but did not utter a sound. I walked over to him took hold of
his cock and gave it a quick jerk.
He moaned.
I gestured for him to lie down on the bed.
As he did I squeezed his ass.
I slid onto the bed and took one of his over sized nuts in my mouth,
playfully biting it.
He squirmed and moaned again. Then I did the same with the other.
Then I licked the head of his cock like an ice cream cone. But my
patience soon ran short and I swallowed his huge cock whole, it was
covered in precum.
I loved the taste of it, and start sucking and sucking hard. He moaned
and his body gave an involuntary shudder, I kept at it, his hips were
wiggling, I loved the action, he yelled, "Yes! Oh yes!"
Finally his cock spewed a huge amount of cum, and I swallowed every bit
of it.
I went into the bathroom and rinsed out my mouth, fixed my lipstick, and
put some Vaseline in my ass pussy, and thought to myself that based on
the size of his piston, I would probably be better off with Quaker State
Motor Oil for a lubricant.
I and came out to find him standing by the foot of the bed.
I sat on the edge of the bed and said, "I'm not through with you". I
continued, "I want to feel you inside me; I want you to butt fuck me
now."
He stepped between my spread legs. I lifted my right leg up and rested
it on his left shoulder. Then, I lifted my left leg up and put it on his
right shoulder.
I leaned back on my elbows and arched my back lifting my ass momentarily
off the bed.
That seemed to do the trick, his cock was completely erect. I reached
down and guided the tip of his mega cock into my ass, and then he just
went for it, for a moment I was just floating with his cock just
slightly in my ass, then I started to sink into exquisite pleasure/pain,
I was just getting used to the feeling of something that huge inside me,
when I felt a blinding pain, he had started to thrust. It was so intense
it took my breath away, I let out a whimper.
He said, "Have I hurt you? Should I stop?"
I could only manage a breathless reply, "Shut up! And Don't Stop!"
He didn't and kept going with a ferocity that caused my legs to
repeatedly fly off his shoulders, fortunately his cock was so long I
couldn't fall off of it.
After what seemed like an eternity he came, as his cock shrunk inside me
he slid off and was seated next to me. I glanced at him; he looked as
though he was going to burst with pride as he no doubt expected praise
for his performance.
Somewhere in the throws of ecstasy I had concluded that his sexual
prowess more than made up for his personality flaws, however as I looked
in at him now I knew I needed to put him off guard. I didn't want more
sex now, I was too sore.
I pretended to yawn and said unconvincingly, "That was great, are you
interested in sucking mine?"
He looked aghast, shook his head, no.
I said, 'Well then thanks for a great time" and kissed him lightly and
patted his ass and said, "See you around."
I went into the bathroom and drew a tub full of hot water for a good
soak. I heard the door shut and smiled. After an hour of soaking in the
warm water I did manage to get up and get some sleep.
The next morning dawned a beautiful day. I got up early packed up my
stuff, checked out and got in my car and as I drove away I thought, what
a great getaway it had been and how I need to do this again real soon.
Maybe next time I'll find a tall, dark, and handsome guy with a charming
personality.
Then again as my pesty friend would say, "If it looks like a duck, and
quacks like a duck....."
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