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Prologue Captain Abrams looks out at the massive rolling cloud out the window of the ready room and rubs his eyes. He's been staring at this Hemmer Nebula one way or another for six days now. One of the crewmen referred to it as the Hellfire Nebula and it stuck. He walked out to the bridge and glanced around at his crew who were working hard not to miss a single bit of data on this phenomenon. Just as he sat in his chair the automatic alarms went off. "Captain three incoming ships, sir." the...
"I really love your perfume honey." I said that from the couch of my girlfriend's two room apartment. I have about an hour and a half waiting for her to get ready to party tonight. "You can't say that. You don't have the correct perspective Andrey" said Helen. Before I could reply, Helen was in front of me. She looked astonishing wearing only a white lacy bra, matching panties and stockings. She had a large frame, she was about 1.8 meters high in heels like the ones she...
Emma licked up Aaliyah’s body, her tongue swirling around her belly button. Aaliyah let out small whimpers as Emma made her way past her taut belly, and up to her large breasts. Taking one rosy nipple into her mouth, Emma sucked gently, relishing the feel of the pebbled nipple against her tongue. Her other hand squeezed the luscious mound of her other breast, not wanting it to feel neglected. Emma smiled up at Aaliyah, highly enjoying the little whimpers that escaped her mouth. Her love’s...
LesbianWhen flaccidly resting his mock impotence is taken for granted, lack of excitement showing in his diminished size. Where does his mass disappear to? He looks peaceful lying there silent, patient, waiting for a feeling that he is needed or some sign of interest from a female. Until then he will lie restfully limp. Then suddenly, as if to show that he is alive, he wakes. Rising tall and straight out of the surroundings. No slow waking, no delay. He springs to life. Nothing to everything in an...
Perfume by RubberWolf ? 2003 - RubberWolf - storycodes: M/f; latex; bondage; mummysack; cons/nc; X Perfume by RubberWolf
I know there has to be something wrong with this apartment. No one rents out a huge loft like this for one-tenth of the market value unless it's haunted or something. But since I haven't found a steady job yet, I don't really have a lot of options. This is all that I can afford.I search the place thoroughly, but I can't find anything obviously wrong with it -- no rats, no roaches, no bloodstains, and the plumbing and electricity both work. I go to bed feeling extremely lucky.When I wake up,...
Robyn thought about sex a lot. She craved sex. Robyn wanted to feel a man’s strong masculine hands all over her naked body, to hear him whisper dirty words in her ear and make her pussy sopping wet.She imagined his hands pulling her hair back and his tongue in her ear as his thick hard cock penetrated her wet cunt. She wanted to feel his bulging biceps caress her sides and the feel of his sweat mixing with hers on their warm wet bodies.Just then Robyn looked up and saw bright red brake lights...
MILFWhen we arrived at school, Major Johnson excused himself to use the restroom. He’d already witnessed a demonstration of my self-defense skills, so he knew I could take care of myself if the situation called for it. I assured him I’d be fine standing out in the hall for the few minutes it took him to “do his business.” My father had been training me in martial arts sparring for years and, even though I didn’t particularly enjoy it, I still learned how to defend myself well enough to keep him...
"I suppose you know what you're getting yourself into, Amanda" said Jeremy. "And you'll have to tell me what to do. I'm a bit new to this." "You are totally new to this! But it is in at the deep end for you! Just give me some water to swill my mouth with and the bucket to spit blood into at the end of each round. Clean up any cuts - and there will be lots! These gloves are lethal mon ami! You can't do much else. And wish me luck, because I fucking need it!" Jeremy sighed. This...
Just one more hour, Amber thought. The day had dragged on and on, and the longer it did, Amber felt more and more excited to the point where she was barely able to focus on her work.Brent was coming into town today and she was so, so excited to see him. The excitement had been building ever since he told her that he was able to get away to come and see her this weekend.Amber found that her excitement was not only emotional, it was also physical. She couldn’t remember ever being so physically...
CheatingCollege is referred by some as being the "best four years of your life" because of the freedoms associated with being on your own right after high school. Unfortunately, this is not the reality for most people who go through things like community college or just don't go to your typical party school. For a great number of people out there, the undergraduate years are full of stress and are actually some of the loneliest times of life. Such was the reality for Saidanar, better known as Sai, who...
SeductionJanuary 1st 2017Dear Diary,Well, I did it again. New Year’s resolution nailed within half an hour of the clock striking twelve. And why not, eh? Why set targets that take all year when you can get immediate results?It’s Saskia’s fault. This year, last year and the year before. All her. She’s a bad influence. She arranged things in advance this time - practically sold tickets. Brazen slut! She’s terrible but you’ve got to love her. You should have seen what she was wearing last night. Absolutely...
Oral SexTom lived alone in his first apartment since moving out of the family home. With no money to really furnish the place, it resembled more of a den than the bachelor pad he'd envisaged. Thankfully he didn't have many visitors and was left to his own devices. At weekends he'd go out drinking with the lads from the rugby team, and spend his hung over mornings watching porn and seeing how long he could hold off from cumming. Athletic in build and equipped with a solid 8 inches of cock, Tom...
I was stood facing Mistress Rosa’s assembled guests, not at all afraid, proud of my position as her slave, my leash held by the trembling little Spanish maid, Pilar, who certainly was scared. I had been ‘prepared’ to be presented to my Mistress’s guests, and wore a wholly transparent long white dress, which left my breasts and back completely exposed. My nipples were tightly clamped and the clamps connected by a weighted chain, a much smaller weight hung from the ring in my pierced clit, and...
My name is John. I once had a family, a wife and two kids, you know... your average American Family, but that time has passed. Would you like to know what happened to my family? Well, you'll find out soon enough. We all sat around the dinner table as usual, tonight we were having meatloaf, at least that's what they thought it was. I watched in complete bliss as my wife and sons shoveled the food down their greedy little throats. "If only they knew they were eating our next door...
Lee had been quite quiet the night before and both his mother and Kim had asked what was wrong. "Nothing's wrong" he lied. Well really it wasn't a lie, nothing was wrong, but it was strange, he had agreed to move out with April, leaving the family he was so close to behind and start afresh, but he knew deep down they had to tell their mother and sisters before they did. That was last night, today was a new day, the sun was out and so were everyone but April and her brother. "Hi...
The door bell rang and l rushed to answer it, he was there, standing in front of me, my brother, my ex lover. I felt the butterflies in my stomach like the old days when l saw him, my pussy was twitching, he came in dropped his bags and we hugged, kissed cheeks. God l wanted to kiss him properly, writing about him on Lush had made me ring him up and invite him to stay. I wanted to know if there were still feelings between us, we hadn’t done anything or even seen each other since we went our...
Incest"Dammit, I hate fucking waiting tables!" I said as I plopped down on a chair for an all too brief break during my shift at the diner.We weren't especially busy and that was the rub – whether we had one customer or one hundred, my boss and the owner of the diner wanted all her girls out circulating on the floor to make sure whatever customers we had got the quickest possible service. So on slow days like today, we had to work just as hard, but got shit for tips!I had been waitressing like this...
MoneyDON’T PUSH THE BUTTON When Susan came to, she was still wearing the long red dress from the party. The last thing she could remember was going out onto the hotel balcony due to the effects of one glass of champagne too many and now she was trapped in a padded room with no doors or windows. Susan’s mind regained clarity almost instantly after awaking and her first instinct was to feel around the walls, searching for a way out whilst screaming out for help. Help however, never came. Susan was...
Chapter 1: The Blessing of the GoddessThis is based upon my first love & I. I thought she was 'The One'. I have played this out in my mind for decades. This is how our story should have been, not the pain and unfaithfulness that happened in real life. I hope you enjoy this. All sexual situations involve persons over the age of 18.********** Patty and George had first met while still in high school. She had watched him for almost two years as they worked closely together in the drama...
The tension of the day caused my mind to focus on getting to one place, and my body to be driven to keep my energy up until I could arrive there. The beach, even on a cold afternoon, was the only place I wanted to be. After several chilly visits I’d learned to layer my clothes and take clothes that kept the chill off. I went to walk on ‘my’ beach, to feel the water and sand on my feet, to sit and watch the waves in hopes of seeing ‘my’ seal, to watch ‘my’ sunset, hoping to bring a relief to my...
So, this guy had a camera memory disk full of photos of my wife brazenly naked and parading in our local woods. We should have been more careful and discrete. But the damage was done. Should she agree to meet with him? Quite a problem, but my wife didn’t want the exposure; if the photos were made public she might lose her college job. We both decided to play along. On the night of the meet we both knew she was going to get fucked by this guy but didn’t really feel comfortable to talk about it....
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I went to sleep with his fingers inside me and I slept soundly and only awakened after it had grown light outside. I could tell that it had cleared and the sun was shining. We were in the same position but his peter had shrunk and his fingers had slipped out. He was sleeping soundly, breathing deeply. I reached back and found his soft peter nearly touching me. I pulled on it and it began to grow. Visions of him licking my pussy flashed in my mind and I felt a tingle down there. I...
The sheen in her eyes only turned violet hues but her lips could talk beneath her wings. He wasn’t above her lips went 50 shades under below his Huh? He was spilling out blood from her lips of an angel but she was far from heaven to Betsy money and $ and more he couldn’t quite Brooklyn bridge the gap without her. If you believe that I will sell you the Brooklyn bridge lips were her asset. Please don’t cross the boss.He rides in a tinted dark car so no one can see him but he’s a sucker for...
Please leave a comment if you can think of one. This is just a quick story about something that happened several years ago. It was very erotic for me, I love remembering it and thought I'd share it here. I had just started dating Emmy for real. We'd had a summer fling when we were young, but now we were in a real relationship. Emmy was older and a mom now, she has a teenage daughter. She's 5'2" tall, with wavy black hair, and plump, about 220 lbs now, mostly in her ass. Her tits are kind of...
I had never had a more wonderful night than that first night with Megan. Well, outside of the whole 'restore the memories' part. It surpassed every night I had ever had in my life, with Victoria, Elizabeth, anyone. It scared me, as I knew I could never surpass that night again in my whole life. It was not possible. It was all downhill from there; wonderful as life would be with Megan, it could never surpass that night. Of course, being a woman, Megan showed me how wrong I was. Over, and...
Carol Danvers aka Ms Marvel is an Avenger and superhero known for many things, one of the mist well known things about her is that she wears a black latex suit that shows a lot of skin and a supposedly effective mask. She has a wide sex appeal that have fans and detractors alike wishing to be able to get a chance with her. Even some of her fellow heroes wish to have that chance with her. But the question is; which hero gets that chance?
One Wild NightGawaine C. Ross People call me Buck. I’m an artist in oil colors, and a sculptor. I run in marathons, so I’m in good shape. Most women smile when I walk by; I think it’s because I’m 6’6” and wear tight clothing. I have hazel eyes and brown hair. My parents were immigrants from Poland, and our whole family is very close. I have my own apartment and my own studio. I’d known about The Primeval Woman, an annual arts festival that takes place every year out in the Nevada desert. It...
(c) 2011 All Rights Reserved Author’s note: Happy New Year, everybody! Sorry for the delay, here’s ch 7. ======================================= Four weeks later, on a Friday in the middle of January, Ryan was at work but all of her attention was on Lara. ‘We got it?’ Ryan kept her voice down as she gripped the phone. ‘Are you sure? Are you serious?’ ‘I know! I know!’ Lara all but squeaked. ‘I’m sure, I’m so sure! I just talked to him and they mean it. Once we calm down, we need to find a...
Sunday, July 12, 2009, 10:00 PM “I’m in the moooood ... for love...”, Tricia sang quietly to herself as she primped in her bathroom getting ready for bed. “Simply because ... you’re near me!” She had already brushed her teeth and rinsed out her mouth with mouth wash, and was now just fluffing out her hair. She was wearing a loose red babydoll which was tight enough up top to give her some support and fabulous cleavage, and matching red panties. She normally didn’t wear makeup to bed, but...
It all started out in a bar, this older man came in and sat next to me at the bar and ordered a beer and said hello, youngster, I smiled and said hi. We started to talk and he told me had lost his wife a few years back and wanted to have fun, even at his age. While married he had sex certain days of the month or had to wear a rubber, as he put it. and that wasn't to much fun. I asked if he had a certain thing he wanted he told me yes and sarted to drink his beer and was quite for a while, I...
EroticI miss you. Do you remember how we were always together? When you were with me, we were both happy and free, liberated, enjoying life fully. You used to buy me things; remember? Last summer I got a nice white boatneck top with freshwater perals for the trimming. And white crop pants. Shoes, of course! White espadrilles, with a stacked heel, but not crazy high because I don't like that kind. Then last fall, you got me a raspberry crochet top. The fit was great! (Do you know...
In dieser Story sind die Texte aus der Perspektive einer Frau geschrieben, also mit weiblichem "Ich". "Du" ist ein Mann, mit dem "Ich" sich gerade einlässt. Wenn "Du" auf seine Rechnung gekommen ist, was spätestens im dritten Thread der Fall sein könnte, kann er durch einen anderen "Du" ersetzt werden - oder auch schon vorher - oder er kann in die nächste Runde gehen. Zeitform ist immer die Gegenwart. Direkte Rede vom 'Ich' in einfachen Anführungszeichen, vom "Du" in doppelten. Viel Spaß!
Parking Area by Sammy’s Guest House 5:28pm, Thursday, November 15, 1979 “Hi, Dr. Candi,” I said after my computer materialized with her call as I stopped behind Cano’s Chevy Nova. “I’m doing well, thanks ... Yes, I think I’ll only miss the first quarter of the game as Mr. Williamson, our vice-principal, arranged for us to play a half-hour earlier, as well as get me a police escort to our game ... I guess you can cheer for Todd until I get there, but then you better be one-hundred for the...
I was work as a counselor for people with gender identification. One day a beautiful lady, Pham, approached me for an assignment related to her doctoral work at an university nearby. Her work was related with gender identification issues. Our scientific bent of mind and approach to research enabled us to relate closely to each other. I would say that was an attraction. We met at least thrice a week for one year and all that we did was to talk and share notes on gender identification issues...
I pulled up my pants and exited the booth and noticed something. All the booths were open – no one was there except me and the guy in the next booth who had just sucked my cock. As I got to the end of the aisle, the booth door opened and Charley walked out! I was floored, never thinking a pussy hound like him would go both ways. Out in the dark parking lot I asked him, ‘was that you, man?’ ‘Yeah, he said, I wasn’t k**ding tonight when I said I’d do anything.’ ‘Sucking a cock is a great turn...
Jane and Mary, were sitting in their living room watching TV. They’d had a good meal and had decided to spend a relaxed evening in. After a while of companionable silence Jane spoke. “I meant to tell you Mary, that I’ve really, really come alive since we started our fun games. You’re such a good, good friend! Much better than any guy I’ve ever been with.” Mary agreed, “Same goes for me my love. Are you in the mood or something now?” “Well...
Winter was melting away to the new blossoms and fresh air of spring when the phone rang. It was my cousins wife, Mary. ‘Del it did not work. I am not pregnant,’ was all she could stammer between her emotional sobs. The line then went dead. I waited a few minutes and called her back. She told me she was so convinced our union at Christmas would get her pregnant and she was so hurt it had not worked. Mary shared with me that she had had multiple tests and she could, in fact, have a child. It...
Saturday, June 9, 2007 (Continued) My families and I discussed our next steps. I suggested my plan, making Mom decidedly unhappy because she's not big on evil ideas. The rest of us worked on her. Prof told her, "They may be Government employees but they're no better than criminals, Felicity. Worse in some ways because they don't have a fear of prosecution to restrain them. They deliberately planned to avoid the local police because they know what they're doing is illegal. Mark...
The Players: JuliAnne, 33 – black hair – 5"5' – 34c, 22, 32 (Mom) Daniel, 36 – brown hair – 5"10' – 195lbs (Dad) William, 15 – black hair – 5"8' – 166lbs (ME) The Setup: Mom and Dad met when she was still in high school, and he was visiting a friend who lived down the block from her. They met, had a whirlwind courtship, and were married all in about eight months. I was born seven months later. About eighteen months ago, Mom was pregnant again, but it wasn't to be....
She coulda said that she already had a boyfriend, since she is real pretty with long blonde hair, fair skin and a pair of perky tits on a nice little body. Or since she was looked no more than 18 she coulda said that her strict parents wouldn't let her date yet. Hell she coulda said that you're too old or big for her. But she told you she won't "date a black", even though it wasn't a date you were asking for! Other than turning a little red, you couldn't tell why. Maybe she was apologetic,...
Interracial1.“Guess what Thomas wants for Christmas.” Helen handed Gary a scotch then stood with her hands on her hips. She addressed my friend Gary but looked defiantly into my eyes.“Helen, don’t. Not now. Just cool your jets.” I tried to keep a flat and casual tone but I could tell that desperation tainted my comment.“Just guess Gary. What do you think my husband, your friend wants most of all for Christmas?”Gary looked back and forth from Helen to myself, trying to decipher the tension between us. “I...
June 1978 Saturday morning was tough because of the previous night’s dream. I took a long shower and ate breakfast. I tried to talk to Mom at breakfast but she was still not speaking to me. Something had to give. I’d go to church again the following day as a ‘peace offering’. Maybe that would help. Dad drove me to the deli because Joyce would be picking me up there for our date. Work was better because we were catering a Knights of Columbus lunch. That meant that I spent time doing things...
One day the next week, she took the afternoon off from work, so she could stop at the adult store on the way home, with the anticipation of getting off to some new movies. The same tall thin young black clerk leered at her as she came in and greeted her, "Nice ta see ya again. Let me know if I kin help ya!" He must have remembered her from her previous visit. She flashed him a perfunctory smile, and walked over to the racks with the CD's. She knew the clerk was inspecting her ass as it swayed...
Chad opened his eyes and felt a moment of panic. He couldn’t move, as if something was pinning him to the bed. He looked down at the mass of red curls laying on his chest and smiled. That something was a someone, Reina.He’d spent hours making love to her and realized they must have worn each other out and drifted off to sleep. Reina was clearly still dead to the world, so Chad just laid there and enjoyed the feeling of her in his arms. He couldn’t remember the last time he had actually slept...
Office Sex“Yessss, Chris, I have to clean up before we go to the beauty shop,” Kathy replied, “Grandad dumped a bigger load in me than he usually does. My panties are soaked and my car seat smells like a whore house.” “You’re shittin’ me, Kathy Davis. He didn’t really fuck his own granddaughter.” Kathy had already removed her shorts. She pulled off her panties and pitched them to her best friend, “Check ‘em out. They’re in a mess. He must have been saving it up.” “KATHY! He’s your fucking grandfather!...
Like keeping up with celebrities and their curvaceous glory without having to sort through a bunch of gossipy shit? Then celebrate and thank me for linking you to Nudography.com.(Technically, I suppose you should also thank the site’s webmaster, but if you’re reading this, how else would you know about it if it weren’t for me.)Anyway, this compilation is one of the best resources for those who like keeping tabs with the scandalous photos, public nipple slips, and nudie scenes of your favorite...
The FappeningWhen I was 15, I met the love of my life, Josh, and now, at 18, we’re still together. It started as a fling when my family was vacationing near Cape Cod. I was the strange sounding, tall, sexy southern girl and he was the super hot Dominician guy who just happened to find my accent crazy cute. I can understand why I got automatically wet seeing him, but what did he see in me? I wouldn’t really find out until I turned 18 and moved up to Boston. We had decided to drive down to Alabama, where my...
I decided a few moments alone with her thoughts would be helpful to Dominique. Stopping in the doorway and buckling my belt, I gazed back at her while she swung back and forth in her own world. Now, THAT is a beautiful sight. There was more for Dominique to learn, and much more she would discover, but for now she could relax. A smile played across my lips as I took one last look at her, then went to take a shower. It's strange how sometimes I have to remember to take a breath. As if not taking...
BDSMEver since I was young, I was treated differently. My mom's friends would always comment on how pretty I was with my slender body, long eyelashes and bright green eyes. I spent a lot of time on my own growing up. My father left when I was a teen and my mom and older sister were always out of the house, which meant I spent a lot of time playing by myself. When I was seventeen, I noticed that my body wasn't changing as much as my friends. I seemed to lack any manly characteristics and my penis...
TransA few weeks ago, the girls were still students and I was their coach. Man I am glad that situation has changed. My name is Brian Adams and I am 27, 6 feet tall and about 200 pounds with brown hair and eyes. I have been coaching our volleyball team for a couple years now and it is starting to show some results. We finished the season with a second place finish, so as I had promised, I chartered a boat for the 4 seniors on the team and myself. We had been out all morning and the weather had been...
Joe was an old fashioned guy, old fashioned in that he didn't subscribe to the modern and politically correct tenet that when a woman says no she means NO! In his antediluvian mind no usually meant "I want to but I don't want you to think I'm easy" or "I'm scared someone will find out" or any number of other phony reasons. His sexual trail was littered with the women (and girls) he'd used and discarded after they'd said no. Obviously Joe was not a nice person but once his conquest...
"Lose your balance, Ally?" Kaija teased. Ally blushed fiercely as the group giggled at the whole scene. If nothing else, at least her fall broke the ice a bit. Things definitely seemed less intense afterwards. "I should be going," Barclay finally said. "Class in the morning you know. I keep forgetting it's Sunday today. Seems so much like a Saturday," he babbled. "Anyway, catch ya later." Barclay was half way down the hall before either girl had a chance to reciprocate his...
“Are you ready for another go?” Emma asked, greeting Phil as he pulled into a parking spot. “Or rather, can you survive another one?” Ethan teased. “Yeah, though this time will be a little different,” Phil said, exiting his car. “Instead of the typical crowd scene, I told Melissa I was done with waiting room demonstrations. I insisted I’d only handle five of her worst cases. That way, the chances of complications are reduced, as are the number of observers. If I take out one creature each,...
Copyright© 2004 To my Dark Lady of the internet. What we had was good. Where it went, I don't know. Will it ever return? If you're looking for a piece of sex fiction, go away. This isn't fiction. It's what it says in the title. Don't believe me? Then maybe you're the one I've written it for. I'd given up expecting to get laid, too. This is about me and my wife. Though it would work just as well with a girlfriend, of course. The recipe isn't that precise. The whole thing is true....
I should probably mention the fiasco of the adoption process now. Let me explain about how big a circus any adoption process is, and how it was exacerbated in Sean's case. People wanting to adopt through the normal process were put on a waiting list in the State of Arizona. If someone wants to adopt, and they have a lot of money, they can go outside state channels; but that carries a whole different set of problems and risks but it is a faster process. When a baby becomes available for...
My name is Cuthbert Franks; yea I know I've heard them all; and I'm a 35 year old asteroid miner in the Trinity system. By the way I go by 'Cutty' so don't get to wise-assed about it. Now from time to time we have pirates raid us for our stockpiles and most of us miners have 'played' with our ships so that we aren't completely defenseless. Take mine for instance; it looks like just another old freighter converted to ore processer but, you would get a surprise if you tried to take...