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Prologue Captain Abrams looks out at the massive rolling cloud out the window of the ready room and rubs his eyes. He's been staring at this Hemmer Nebula one way or another for six days now. One of the crewmen referred to it as the Hellfire Nebula and it stuck. He walked out to the bridge and glanced around at his crew who were working hard not to miss a single bit of data on this phenomenon. Just as he sat in his chair the automatic alarms went off. "Captain three incoming ships, sir." the...
"I really love your perfume honey." I said that from the couch of my girlfriend's two room apartment. I have about an hour and a half waiting for her to get ready to party tonight. "You can't say that. You don't have the correct perspective Andrey" said Helen. Before I could reply, Helen was in front of me. She looked astonishing wearing only a white lacy bra, matching panties and stockings. She had a large frame, she was about 1.8 meters high in heels like the ones she...
Emma licked up Aaliyah’s body, her tongue swirling around her belly button. Aaliyah let out small whimpers as Emma made her way past her taut belly, and up to her large breasts. Taking one rosy nipple into her mouth, Emma sucked gently, relishing the feel of the pebbled nipple against her tongue. Her other hand squeezed the luscious mound of her other breast, not wanting it to feel neglected. Emma smiled up at Aaliyah, highly enjoying the little whimpers that escaped her mouth. Her love’s...
LesbianWhen flaccidly resting his mock impotence is taken for granted, lack of excitement showing in his diminished size. Where does his mass disappear to? He looks peaceful lying there silent, patient, waiting for a feeling that he is needed or some sign of interest from a female. Until then he will lie restfully limp. Then suddenly, as if to show that he is alive, he wakes. Rising tall and straight out of the surroundings. No slow waking, no delay. He springs to life. Nothing to everything in an...
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I know there has to be something wrong with this apartment. No one rents out a huge loft like this for one-tenth of the market value unless it's haunted or something. But since I haven't found a steady job yet, I don't really have a lot of options. This is all that I can afford.I search the place thoroughly, but I can't find anything obviously wrong with it -- no rats, no roaches, no bloodstains, and the plumbing and electricity both work. I go to bed feeling extremely lucky.When I wake up,...
"Harry, Mate. Come join us we found this book of truth or dare and we need to have an even number of players." Ron said from the group that also consisted of George, Fred, Neville and.....Draco? Harry walked over to the group and sat down in the circle. "What is The Dragon doing here?" Harry asked Ron. "Well, we thought you would want to play and we needed to have an even number of players and I also couldn't miss the chance to either embarrass him or find some info on him that I can...
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Rachel watched in horror as she saw something unbelievable. Vlad was scared. His face was straight and stern, but she could see it. His eyes betrayed his true feelings. Vlad turned and marched towards Rachel. He pushed her towards the car. They climbed inside and drove away. "Vlad what's going on?" She asked. "Eckhart!" He said sharply. "300 hundred years ago when i gained my power, I used it to conquer my enemies. Eckhart's family. A family of thieves, murderers and rapists. The...
For some reason Literotica posted chapters 13, 14 & 15 of this story out of sequence. If you are reading this from the ‘new’ list you probably need to go to my profile page to read 13,14&15 before reading this. CHAPTER SIXTEEN There were so many ways he could have prevented this. If he hadn’t have pushed Grace to testify none of this would have happened. If he had have slept in the guest room with her he could have warned her and made her hide in the closet or something. If he had have gone...
Recap from part one, I met Jen an Asian Latin woman on tagged.com. She is a smoking hot little number, who over a course so weeks I got to mess around with. We had some great sex, but without the condom on the last great unload. Chance she got pregnant, and she is my mistress yikes.Well...after abit time apart, Jen called me, to meet at her place. I drove over, nervous as hell. Pregnant was not too bad, but it would fuck things with my life. Once I got there, I walked up the stairs as it was...
Taylor gripped the steering wheel, the skin of his knuckles turning white as he did his best to control his speed. His breathing ragged and inconsistent as the smell of cheap sausage and pepperoni filled his small hatchback. “Oh! Ohhh! F…fuck me…” he gasped, almost blacking out for a moment. The pressure behind his eyes was growing worse by the second. His nose scrunched as he did his best to relieve it, but it was no good as his nose began to darken.He glanced at his cracked phone,...
Fantasy & Sci-FiWednesday, September 9, 2005 It was my turn to drive. My Accord wasn't as cool as Bernie's Mustang, but it would get us there. I noticed that he was already barefoot, except for a loose hemp anklet on his right foot. "Are you going to the meeting this afternoon?" I asked. "Yeah, why?" "Quint's cousin suggested that we get local bands to do a benefit show, and I thought your band might want to play it. Also, he and Christine might try out." "What instruments do they...
Consent By Michele Nylons Chapter Six - The Verdict "You let them do that to you today in public. Those men, using their lawyer, dragged you through the gutter and exposed a past that few could understand." Celia's eyes were wet with tears. They had come home exhausted from the day in court and had taken off their suits and dropped onto Adele's big bed in their underwear sans heels. "I know. But I did it for a reason." Adele lovingly swept Celia's bangs out of her eyes...
The letter slipped out of his lifeless fingers and floated down to rest near his feet. The letter left very little for one's imagination. His wife of close to thirty years had had an affair with her boss back in Dallas. And he never ever suspected anything was amiss! An incident came floating back from distant memory. Harry and Martha had been quite the party-going types and used to throw parties every now and then. Like all the parties given before, this too was a grand success. It was getting...
A New friend! I met Jason in the spring; he was from my hometown. He and his wife Cathy were living off post and Jason began inviting me to dinner a couple of nights a week. I was beginning to spend a considerable amount of time with them on weekends. They had a two-year-old boy Terry who was a cute little kid and funny at times. We were sitting around the television one-night drinking coffee. Jason was getting up from the couch, accidentally spilling his hot coffee on Terry. We rushed him...
Becky Was Bad (1) She had worked on me for over two weeks to talk me into coming to this party and I had to admit that my reservations about meeting and getting along with her co-workers were groundless. I was getting along great with them although I did wonder why the women, especially those talking in groups, kept looking my way. I kept wondering if I'd left my fly open. The men there seemed to be mostly my age and in talking with them I found that we had a lot in common. Several were old...
My wife,s long time fantasy of sampling a big black man,s cock eventually became reality, but I never dreamed of such a thing happening to me. As I stated before I,m heterosexual and been married fifty plus years, but have enjoyed sucking cocks for most of my sexual life, but until 1987 had never had the pleasure of tasting a black man,s prick. At that time I worked as Night security supervisor at a centre in the city of London. Over the years due to the long hours my job took me away from wife...
Captain Vex’s hands knotted in the witch’s dark curls. Bella was a profoundly skilled lover. The Captain had a taste of what Bella could do on top of the lighthouse, but being the sole focus of-of a sex witch’s ministrations when there were no other distractions (and Bella was feeling particularly thankful) was to be given the best possible seat in a masterclass in how to pleasure a woman.Belita had already been turned on fiercely by helping Bella with her recharge ritual. The witch was so...
Fantasy & Sci-FiWent for my usual Steam and sauna last night and had a lovely time ;-)There were 2 lovely middle aged ladies in tonight. A Spanish looking lady with cute boobs wrapped in an orange see through boob tube style bikini top with a pair of flower pattern hotpants type bottoms on. She only around 5ft but what a sexy figure. She certainly looks after herself.The other lady from china possibly?. Great figure again and a peach of an assWell between hopping from the steam room to the sauna I was in...
Sidled up alongside the Galaxy Fleet hospital ship "Mercy", the scout ship "Gazelle" was a mere speck--a hundred-meter arrowhead docked to a bulbous cylinder ten times longer and displacing a hundred times more mass. Of course, the single pilot of the "Gazelle"--30-year old Galaxy Scout Galina Barding--was used to the gigantic ego of the Galaxy Fleet. All spit-and-polish, the Galaxy Fleet was responsible for defense of the Galactic Empire, while Galina's agency--the Galaxy Scout...
Thursday August 4, We're on our way. Joy! Note I mean that sarcastically. I hate moving! Emily showed up to help. I miss her so much already! We had a big teary hug goodbye when we finished loading Henry and the U-haul trailer Grandpa rented. I still can't believe he did that for me. I think it was so great! Now all my valuables are safely locked away where Shelly can't reach them. Not that she's tried. She's been too busy bossing everyone around. I think the moving men would like to...
Well I had the most explosive start to the year with the most intense forced orgasm I have ever had. I was alone as my girlfriend was out with her friends, one of them being a right filthy whore I believe, as when they go out she always wants to be fucked when she comes home drunk. I am convinced she tells my girlfriend to go home to me and fuck me silly. This night though I wasn't expecting her home so was on xhamster looking at my fav vids, friends etc. This one finally did for...
Today I would like to share one of my sex experience from Malaysia when I had a visit at my client base. I was been deputed there for a period of 1 year and I had often got chance to hook up with the Asian girls over there. I have went out for clubbing one night at a pub, and it was a nice feeling to enjoy pub. Actually there was a party hosted by my client and all his employees have joined the party. From senior to junior all level people were there. I took a beer and enjoying the party. The...
Since I’m on my red Ps, I took the spare keys off the hook, said bye to my parents and drove to Hayley’s. I was there in less than 10 minutes, knocking on the door. “Hello Isabella, Hayley is in her room.” Hayley’s mother, Eliza, is beautiful. She has long blonde hair that falls in perfect waves around her waist and she almost always wore it down. She didn’t like cosmetics at all and her face is beautiful the way it is. She has bright blue eyes and small features, perfect hourglass figure,...
Chapter 1 Kari and I had married for 5 years and everything was going great. She and I were both teaching at the same university - Kari teaching History and me teaching Music. We were both 32 and things were right on track for us. Good jobs, good income, good marriage and good health - mostly. I had put on a few extra pounds since we got married - nothing serious - and Kari was having a few "women's" issues. The doctor had suggested that it may be related to her extensive exercise...
Do we live in a Busty World? Since the inception of the artificial tata, I think the answer is an easy yes, but honestly? The world was full of big naturals even long before silicone came along. You just had to know where to find them. In this day and age, with access to the internet, finding those giant jugs is easy as hell. In fact, this next website is a fucking paradise of flesh pillows, both real and synthetic, attached to some of the sexiest pornstars ever to walk the earth and get boned...
Premium Big Tits SitesZu Beginn meines Studiums schloss ich Freundschaft mit Dieter, einem Kommolitonen, der eine nette Freundin hatte. Sie hieß Anne und mit nett meine ich zunächst mal nett vom Wesen her. Sie war hübsch, auf eine sehr natürliche Art, und sie liebte es in Hippieklamotten rumzulaufen, was Ende der Siebziger eigentlich nicht mehr in war. Ihre Haare trug sie meist in mehreren ungleichmäßigen Zöpfen und sie band sich oft irgendwelchen Indianerkram rein. Wir sind zu Beginn des Sommers ein paarmal zu...
FetishNote: This story was commissioned by Ultrasound 7 and has allowed me to share it with you. This may contain scenarios and acts that I normally wouldn’t write. There will be a strong sex slave/domination theme. I will keep this from violating any cannon established in the world and I developed the mythology that drives this story. Kurtis – Coral Isle, Jyou Sea My dragon mother seized me by the shoulders and ripped me out of Mother Sianili’s pussy. I gasped as my pissed off mother threw me...
Tamed: Eyrecae and the Empress Prologue The head office of the Gold Eagle bank was visited by an average looking Eldorai woman on 32nd Kislev, IC696. The woman walked through the main entrance, past the large gold coloured statue of an eagle, and up to the counter. There, a cashier looked up at her without any interest.?Can I help you?? she stated in a flat voice befitting someone who was about to finish shift for the day.?Yes, I would like to make a deposit,? her visitor stated in a...
(Adults Only. Copyright@Rama. 2013) Somewhere. The smell was sharp, cutting through to her brain and waking her up quickly. Carol jerked up and felt the soft blindfold around her eyes leaving her in the dark. Feeling the metal around her wrists, she realised she was handcuffed in a chair, and bare-foot, too. Still clothed but bare-foot. Her belt was gone. “What the hell--” she started to say then heard the voice. A deep and masculine male voice. “Bitch is awake.” the voice...
I had heard of this park just outside of Atlantic City. It appeared to be little used, and I was a bit skeptical that I would find anything really interesting about the place. There was a gate that kept any automobile traffic out. But there was a small side path that gave access to someone walking. It led down a couple hundred yards of winding sand road that eventually brought me out to a wide clearing along the bay. At one end of that clearing was a picnic table where a heavy old man, wearing...
I’d not seen Sam for over a week. She had taken a four-day work trip to Milan and when she had got back I was rostered on to a three-day shift. There was no doubt I was missing her and feeling restless that I wasn’t around her.We had been seeing each other and fucking for about two weeks. Two weeks in which there can be no doubt, I was getting the best sex of my life. Sam was confident, forward and unashamed of her sexuality. She knew what she wanted and knew how to get it.I still didn’t know...
MatureSheri, Sorry I didn’t call you back last night. My mouth was…busy. Last night was intense! My head is still spinning a bit, but let me see if I can remember everything that happened. Do you remember Amber Johnson from High School? She was going to be in town this weekend for a job interview, and since we haven’t seen each other since high school, we thought it would be a great idea to get together and have dinner. It would be a good opportunity to catch up and introduce our boyfriends. We...
"So what did you have in mind for today?" Jennifer asked Mark as they sat at breakfast the following morning. "I don't know, what do you suggest? You're the tour guide," he said chuckling. "Well I have a friend with a boat... care to go for a ride?" she suggested. "Sounds like fun," he said. So Jennifer packed them a picnic lunch and they stopped by the local store for some ice. Mark decided to pick up a bottle of wine and they made their way to her friend's house. After securing permission to...
Love StoriesSo I did. After about an hour Jenny said she was getting tired and needed to go. I was dissappointed until the other girls said they wanted to stay but Jenny needed a ride. So of course I volunteered. She lived fairly close in a little studio apartment. I was so happy when she invited me in. When I walked in there was an elderly woman and two little girls watching TV. The elderly lady got up and Jenny gave her some money and she left. The two girls Cinthia 10 and Lily 6 got up and hugged their...
I cannot explain how wonderful this year has been. Ever since that spring day when Anna began her sexual journey with me, I have been very happy. I discovered Anna sunbathing one early spring day, and a sexual relationship has blossomed. She loves to finger herself, and watching her brings out the lust in me. When her five foot seven, one hundred thirty five pound blonde haired body goes into orgasmic convulsions, my 8 inch cock can barely contain itself. Addicted to blowjobs, Anna constantly...
Life can be fun when shopping for the right nighty. I went to the mall the other day, going into the lingerie store to find the righty nighty for my new man. I had picked out a few to try on. The sales girl was real nice. She helped me find the right size. I went to try on the first nighty, the bra wasn't right. I called for the girl to come in and help me. She had her measuring tape and was ready to measure my tits. As she had me lift my breasts, she slipped the tape around my chest. ...
Robin had high card. She stood there a minute, then got up and came over to Gene and kissed him on the lips. It did look like she might be frenching him some but I couldn't really tell. Oh, well, boring if you ask me, I mean we already have all our clothes off. Then Marie pulled high card, came over to me and kissed me on the lips. I did stand up, at least, so when she was kissing me, we were pressed together, my cock pushing at her reminding her of its presence. My hands were down her...
Hi all, this is avinash here from bangalore, writing this true incident happened years back, not the matter of 1-2 years back, story starts when i was a kid of 12-14 years. Sounds strange right? Yes i have been through iss from long back, tried to write my exp lots of time but could not complete most of the time (lazy in wrinting so long), sad. Now come to the point, it’s a story with my cousin sister (my mom’s known brother’s daughter) called amrita (obviously name changed), she was also in...
IncestIn a big family, I fucked the girls and aunties one by one.My friend and my sex advisor joined in that game. I am Ashok of 21. Going to College. Ours is a very big family.. My aunt Aishwarya, of 26 is a widow. Her beauty is exactly that of a film star. So I have an eye on her. I already fucked some 10 or 15 girls who are my college mates. Of course. My second advisor and my college mate Yasin only gave enough training to proceed with. It was a Friday. . I cut the college and she and I only were...
GroupChristine and Maria were driving to a house party Maria was invited to by one of her co-workers. Christine is an 18 year old white girl with long blond hair which she wore braided into pigtails. Maria is a couple of years older, Mexican, and on the thin side with shoulder length black hair. ‘Who’s party are we going to?’ Christine asked. ‘You don’t know them, it’s this guy Roberto’s apartment. Him and this other guy Juan live there, they’re cool. They work in the kitchen at the pizzeria. It’s...
Within a few miles it became apparent that she was heading towards the same hotel that we had first met , I said nothing yet hoped that I would not be expected to rent a room as it would cost half a week salary of a maintenance electrician such as I, we did not speak a lot in the half hour journey other than her filling me in on her recent break up and how her parents had been quite pleased with her decision, they thought her to young at 22 to settle down, I in turn wondered what they might...
We left Philadelphia the next day, headed for Baltimore and Annapolis. Greene and Von Steuben along with their aides, rode in front while Foster and our small company of scouts trailed the wagons as a afterguard, eating dust now and then. Two of our men were always a mile ahead, out on the flanks, just in case. Greene was a great believer in scouts and spies. Captain Foster and I rode in silence for several miles, getting accustomed to the rhythm of our mounts, enjoying the fine day. When we...
We were three drinks into the evening by the time we ordered food. So we were feeling pretty good. Despite Peter being in his upper 50s and about 10 years older than me, he could definitely hold his liquor. As a result, the conversation was flowing freely as I brought up his penchant for bedding married women. "It's great because they never want anything long term. That would definitely get in the way. Oh, a bunch come back for seconds and thirds... And hell, even fourths sometimes... but it's...
*************************************************** I am a simple man, carpenter by trade. I specialize in making furniture and especially beds. I never thought that the day I delivered a particular bed that I would be so thankful for the fruits of my labor. I pulled up to the house of 7777 Lucky Lane, an interesting address to say the least. I wondered if lady luck just so happened to live here as I rang the door bell. When the door opened I was happy to see that I hit the jackpot....
Natural ? Part 3 Note: Joe and Karen Lossin are having some marital difficulties. Karen thinks its because Joe is frustrated because he can?t dress around her. There is a problem with Joe?s dressing but its something inside Joe. Together Karen and Joe try to resolve the inner conflict that Joe is experiencing. The ride home from Mary?s that Sunday evening was a memorable experience for both Karen and Joe. Karen thought it was the most pleasant three hours she had ever spent...
As her laughter quieted, I kissed her deeply and slowly, a kiss she returned with fervor. Then I reached around her and turned off the water. "Now?" she asked, almost sounding surprised. "Mmmmmm," I answered, kissing her pert nipples, "as soon as I get you dried off. Can't have you catching cold, you know!" I opened the curtains and grabbed a towel and patted her body dry, while she dried her hair in another towel. Then she rubbed the same towel over me while I dried my hair. No word was said...
The Days After My Wedding 4 Lisa was on my bed bent over on her hands and knees, getting fucked by my husband in the doggy-style position. I stood their in disbelief, not because I was watching Jeff fuck another women in my bed, but because Lisa was wearing my wedding dress. As I watched them, I notice the sexy pink silk thong panties that Jeff bought me on our honeymoon were tied around the base of Jeffs dick and were rubbing against Lisas pussy and asshole with each thrust. Jeff and Lisa...
Today when I arrived home, my neighbor was in front of his house, saying goodbye to his wife, a nurse working the night shift. He glanced at me, gave me a wink then kissed his wife goodbye. I hurried inside my heart racing.I went to the basement and had a shower, but I didn't feel tired at all, I was really wound up. As I was cleaning my cock and balls, my cock started to get hard. I tried to will away the erection and eventually, it faded.I put on my old bathrobe, sat on the couch and turned...
Just a heads up: These next few chapters are relatively mild compared to the previous update. I most likely wont be able to update soon, at the soonest probably in august. I would like to ask any interested readers: What would you like to see happening in the 'scene' in the upcoming chapter 17? Let me know in the anonymous and register free comments at the bottom! Thanks for reading, Enjoy! Chapter 14) Cleaning up I knew I had gone too far. But I couldn’t help it. I had...
My name is Tiffany. I'm nearing fiffty, and recently a granma thanks to my eldest one who just had his first born. Despite all this, I still look amazing from head to toe and I actually feel more like thirty.My youngest one moved out just a few years back and I've been living by myself ever since. I divorced their dadd when my youngest was still in diapers, come to think of it so was my eldest, but it was only at night due to his compulsive bedwetting issue which took the poor boy over a decade...
After what seemed to be a lifetime hubby and I finally made our way to Italy. It was a fantastic trip starting in the south and working our way up some six weeks. I must say and doing so is a bit of a surprise, it was Venice that left the biggest impression on us. Rome has it’s history and Florence was so refined but it was the sexual energy we felt in Venice that had us dying to return to. Our first trip was taken with longtime friends, I’d call them our closest still today but what lacks is...
Wendy and Judy were sitting at a table on a Friday night at a local bar enjoying some Hors d'oeuvre. It was happy hour at the bar, and hot and cold Hors d'oeuvre were being served. Most of the patrons were from the local businesses that would stop in for a drink before heading home for the weekend. It was Wendy's first time at the bar. She normally would rush home to cook dinner for her husband but this morning he left for a weekend fishing trip and wouldn't be back till late Sunday. When...
This is my first attempt at a competition story and I believe it will most likely be my last. I started this damn thing for last year’s holiday competition, but didn’t get it finished in time. My pal has insisted that I finish it for this year’s competition. As usual I thank my LadyCibelle and Techsan for their patience, proof reading, editing skills and of course encouragement. As always I have to add that we don’t always see eye to eye with each other, I can be one cantankerous old bugger...
The Love Bug By Kyrie Hobson xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx This is a work of fiction. Any similarity between the characters in this story and any actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This story is copyright 2004-2010 by Kyrie Hobson. Permission is hereby given to share this story on the World Wide Web, provided that (a) no charge of any kind, including, but not limited to, subscription fees, is made in connection with access to the story, (b) the story is reprinted in its...
As my parents pulled out of the driveway, I knew it was going to be an interesting couple of weeks. While they were gone on vacation, they convinced my mom's sister (my aunt) to stay in the house with me. Sure, I am 18, and I could watch after myself, but i guess my parents wanted someone there. My Aunt Rachel is an awesome cook and extremely hot. She was never married, but usually had a guy friend. As I go into the house, I wonder what I should do first...
IncestKelly Culberson Grimes waited until all the hugging and crying and welcoming home was done before, in front of the family, friends, and servants, she slapped Harry so hard it knocked him back. Had Candy not been standing behind him, by Kelly's order, he would have hit the floor. Harry grimaced as he rubbed his cheek. "Love you too, honey." Kelly wasn't in the mood. She knew she was dangerously close to losing it and just starting in on him with a rage-fueled beatdown. "Harry, you...