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“Black Lives Matter!” “Black Lives Matter!” “Black Lives Matter!” He looked over to his chief of staff. She looked nervous. “You called the capitol police?” She nodded, “They are all throwing down at the whip’s office.” “Not love for a junior senator eh?” The Senator looked over at his chief. She had been highly recommended. She was a local, a mover and a shaker. He had seen her unflappable in the face of a hostile press, opposition leadership, and captains of industry. She was...
On the last day of regular classes, I had a test. A test. I also had a final for that class two days later. Is that stupid or what? I can't tell you how tempted I was to correct that injustice. Granted, Political Science wasn't my favorite class. Whatever possessed me to take it, I didn't know, but I was determined to get an honest A in it. I guess I shouldn't have blamed myself for letting my guard drop so much that I fell victim to the most unique and unusual attack I had ever...
On the last day of regular classes, I had a test in my Political Science class, a class where the tests were more like essays than simple questions and answers. I also had a final for that class the following Tuesday requiring another set of short essays. Is that stupid or what? I can’t tell you how tempted I was to correct that injustice. Granted, Political Science wasn’t my favorite class. Why I thought it would be similar to the morals class I took four years ago at Crow Academy, I didn’t...
Philosopher: Goodday class. Welcome to Philosophy 410, Introduction to Shyster. I’m your instructor, Dr. Shyster. Realist: He’s teaching a class in his own philosophy? How innovative. I bet his book is required for the class. Philosopher: We will begin by passing out the syllabus. As you can see, we have seven books required for the class. ‘The Word that is Spoken’ by Shyster. . . Realist: I knew it. Philosopher: ‘The Word that is Not’ by Shyster. . . Realist: How wonderful. . . ...
Does size matter? I used to say it didn't, but in some circumstances it now does. I'm constantly being asked this question, both by random quickie hookups and from my couple of long term bitchholes, both of which love my biggest of strapons. Is it their size obsession with what goes in their slutholes that fascinates them with what I want in me? Maybe, but even before I was the man in one of these relationships, he was always worried I wanted more than he offered, despite my joy of his larger...
Hai friends, indru kathaiyil ilamaiyaana paiyan oru auntyai sexiyaaga iravil matter podugiraan. Eppadi auntyai usar seithu matter podugiraan endru kathaiyil paarkalam, vaarungal kama kathaikul selalaam. En peyar Guna, vayathu 26 aagugirathu, intha vayathil naan oru auntyai matter seithu viten. Auntyai eppadi seithen enbathai ungaludan pagirugiren. En pakathu veetil puthithaaga oru aunty vaadagaiku vanthaargal, avargal vaadagaiku vantha udan en veetirku vanthu inipu vazhanginaargal....
Mother Nature loves to trip women up all of the time. Just when we carefully plan and predict our periods, Mother Nature decides to fuck up our schedule by pushing it back a week or making it several days early. When it is supposed to rain [and we protect our hair], it shines, and on days it is supposed to shine, it rains, causing our hair to look not so pleasant. She makes our breasts too big on some bodies and too small for others, and just a random guessing game when it comes to the rest of...
To the readers: This is my second TG oriented story. I want to thank the reviewers' constructive criticism received on my first. This story is not particularly sexy, but really represents more of a general story with a major TG element or elements. As with Avarice, it has a strong scientific bent. I hope you enjoy the story. ESJr _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Mind over Matter ...
Hi friends, en peyar Vasanth, vayathu 22 aagugirathu. Naan adikadi kaama kathaigal padithukonde irupen, athil amma magan kama kathai athigamaaga padipen. En kalluriyil oru naal vidumurai vitargal, andru en nanban veetirku naan sendren. En nanbanuku amma matum thaan irunthargal avanuku appa illlai, amma thanimaiyil thaan irunthargal. En nanban Asif veetirku sendru irunthen, avan amma ilamaiyaaga irunthaargal. Naan ninaithu kuda parka villai, asif amma oru mallu penaaga irupaal endru. Iru...
Hi nanbargale, en peyar Ashik, vayathu 19 aagugirathu, en udan padikum nanban udan avan veetirku sendru irunthen. Avan amma ilamaiyaaga irunthaargal avargal kanavan veli naatil velai paarthu irunthaar. Naan selum pozhuthu amma matum thaan irunthargal, naan en nanban udan veetirku sendren. Avargalai muthal murai paarkum pozhuthu ena neengal ilamaiyaaga irukareergal paarka miga azhagaga irukareergal endru solinen. Ennai pasamaaga ule vara vetraargal, aunty en idam nandraaga pesi...
Love Is The Only Thing That Matters By Troy When I first changed, love was the last thing on my mind. However, life has a strange way of showing you the right path. I'm getting ahead of my life. Let me tell you my story. Now when you see my body, you note an attractive, young, Hispanic female. That's not how I started. I was once a burly, white male who was at best average looking. Then I met Carrie. She would be responsible for changing my life forever. She was an angel come...
Private Matters by Gingerfred Man Chapter One ? Recruited Adults are often puzzled why teenagers are so surly and miserable. Fathers in particular look at their sons and say, "You?re so lucky to be young." What they?re thinking is, "You?re so lucky to be slim, have a hard cock with a quick reload, and be around all that pretty young pussy for you to boff." My dad was right about the slimness and hard cock, but the pussy didn?t seem to be yearning for my boffing. My name is...
October 13, 1983 It was late afternoon; I was through with classes for the day. I was on my way out of the apartment, bound for practice, when the phone rang. I considered ignoring it and continuing onward, but thought better of it. Upon answering, I was greeted by a most welcome voice. "So, Mr. O'Malley, what's this I hear about you? Someone else is calling you 'Dreamy' now?" "Patti!" I exclaimed. Then I laughed as I told her, "It sure sounds like you've been talking to a...
Altered Fates: Family Matters by Bashful bashful47"hotmail.com Jerry Fields was "baching" it tonight. His wife of 5 years was visiting her father for the next couple of days. Elizabeth's father, Harold Bigelow, was Jerry's boss. He owned the manufacturing plant that Jerry managed where they manufactured a variety of household cleaning products such as brooms and mops. Not very exciting but a solid, steady business. Jerry was very young to hold such a lofty position. He had...
Who am I? I'm in my 60's now, yet people say I look young, many think I'm in my 40's. My face always had childlike features. Lived in the Chicago area all my life. Tall(over 6'),thin(under 175), long legs, tiny cock (1 " thick, 1"-5"long,depending on stimulative state), blue eyes, hair that started blond, turned darker around 20 then all silver at 28. Sexual preference: heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual? I'd respond "obsexual". Even though I'm married (that sexual fire died...
18 year old Tessa snapped at 52 year old Rita “I said now. Go to the spare room and take your skirt and knickers off because I am going to thrash you.” The time had come for Tessa to give the older woman an Authority spanking, to show which of the two was in charge. The 18 year old or the 52 year old. Tessa stood with her hands on her hips, tapping one foot, waiting for the older woman’s response. Rita directed her comment at Janet, Tessa’s 43 year old Mother. Whilst she thought she...
Bikini Beach: A Private Matter By Bashful Anya called her grandmother and told her the bad news. "We've had another incident, someone sprayed 'Silly String' inside a locker and ruined a girls leather coat." "Damn it! Of course, no one saw anything, right?" the old woman said. "Nothing. I told the girl we would replace the jacket but she said she wasn't coming back. I'm sorry grandmother, I don't know what else we can do." Anya was near tears. There had been many incidents...
18 year old Tessa snapped at 52 year old Rita “I said now. Go to the spare room and take your skirt and knickers off because I am going to thrash you.” The time had come for Tessa to give the older woman an Authority spanking, to show which of the two was in charge. The 18 year old or the 52 year old. Tessa stood with her hands on her hips, tapping one foot, waiting for the older woman’s response. Rita directed her comment at Janet, Tessa’s 43 year old Mother. Whilst...
SpankingI am a 28 year old black Senior Software Engineer, at a pretty well-known Internet merchant, and own a fairly prestigious condo in downtown Seattle. Although some of the other condos that changed hands in this building in recent years are now also owned by young professionals such as myself, this is a historic, beautifully renovated structure, and most of the existing occupants are older, and of a privileged, conservative social-economic background.A few weeks ago, I was leaving the building...
All That Matters By Cal Y. Pygia Thick and rigid, Jason's cock stood uptight against his belly. The sight of the smooth, firm-soft cheeks of her Violet's bare ass always excited him; he found her round, compact ass delightful. It was her best feature and, considering the rest of her, that was quite a compliment. Jason enjoyed massaging it. He'd spent the last half hour doing just that, making small circles over the sleek, lovely mounds with his palm and savoring the feel of...
“My name is Melissa and the reason I’m here is that I need a good fucking. I’m a lucky girl and I don’t mind being with anyone, a woman, a man, a shemale, I don’t have a preference. In fact, I’m really excited and on top of that I have come prepared,” she held up the rainbow banner with writing on it so that everyone could see. Her broad smile, wide eyes and sheer enthusiasm singled out the only colour that suited her if only everyone else was as perceptive as she.Melissa had introduced herself...
Group SexSize Matters By Cal Y. Pygia I like to shock people. If I had the talent, I'd be a horror writer or a director of horror movies, and I'd go for the jugular every time. But I'm not particularly talented. I can't write. I can't direct. I can't sculpt or paint. I can't act or sing or dance. When it comes to talent, I'm severely handicapped. God's gifts to me are of another kind. I am beautiful. Gorgeous, really. I say this with all humility, for it is God's gift to me; I did...
"Daddy what's a cuckold?"Debbie my gorgeous teenage step-daughter was sitting on my face - cum dribbling out of her arse.Arousing from a deep troubled sleep, I slowly thought back to the plan to insert chocolate covered profiteroles into her backside, but not actually cum inside her."Daddy - wake up - Mum and I have been reading your story about Paddy cleaning up the sex toys in his old barn, but she thinks he needs to actually suck someone else's ejaculation directly out of his wife or...
Not long ago, a lonely mind wandered the depths of space and time. It had lived beyond the need of physical form for eons beyond remembering. But it had no purpose. It found our world, only one in trillions of worlds with sentience. We looked interesting. It would live among humans, immersing itself in our world. It made itself into unborn children inside host females. This is the story of one child. She is Bo Fetcher. Her mother is Frey who is married to Jack. They live in a...
His laughter boomed out into the brisk breezes of the early morning. It wasn't the laugh of someone who had heard a jest they found amusing. It was a peal of triumph. He wasn't taking the news like I thought he would. I expected confusion, then comprehension. I expected to strike during that hesitation. This was supposed to be my chance I tried to twist vigorously against the grip he had on my throat ... but I couldn't move. My legs swung uselessly in the air. I wanted to scream, but I...
Let there be Light When your chamber grows cold, and your hearth grows wane, know that creatures abound who be most profane. Demon’s they be, the denizens of hell, heed my words lest you be taken by their spell.~ An excerpt from Alexander Morningstar’s ‘Celestial Matters.’ ——- (Paris 1623) -Devnik- The sun had set, and with it passed the pretense of nobility. The sin that its golden light held at bay … was now free to come out and play. The moon hung in the air … and the fresh smells of a...
Author’s Note: DG Hear, MistressLynn and myself are doing a mini writing invitational. We are each picking one song from Ray Price and using it as the basis for a story. I’ve picked ‘City Lights,’ DG Hear, ‘For the Good Times,’ and MistressLynn (aka MissLynn), ‘That’s All That Matters.’ I will also be doing ‘A Girl in the Night.’ We hope you enjoy the stories – Jake Rivers **** As he lay in a hospital bed, his wounded body trying to heal, Clay let his mind drift. It had been two weeks since...
Family Mattersby Miss AnonnaIt was a cold, dreary, miserable day but nonetheless I needed to get to work and finish some things before the weekend came along. When I got to work there were very few people in so I sat down at the computer to check my appointments. I had one mid morning full body massage to cover and the rest of the day was free. After the massage, I closed out my computer and headed home. It had been a long time since I had been home early and it was quite nice to enter an...
IncestLet there be LightWhen your chamber grows cold, and your hearth grows wane, know that creatures abound who be most profane. Demon's they be, the denizens of hell, heed my words lest you be taken by their spell. ~ An excerpt from Alexander Morningstar's 'Celestial Matters.'-------(Paris 1623)-Devnik-The sun had set, and with it passed the pretense of nobility.The sin that its golden light held at bay ... was now free to come out and play. The moon hung in the air ... and the fresh smells of a...
Please email me at AngelJediGirl (at) gmail (dot) com before posting this story to any other site. Posting to a pay site is prohibited. Comments and suggestions are also welcome at the above email address. --- Sarah Carerra By AngelJedi (Released: May 10, 2010) Chapter 34 - It's What's on the Inside That Matters "I'm scared, Mom," I told her while we sat in the waiting room of Dr. Holbrook's office Friday morning. "It'll be okay, Megan," she said and pulled me closer. I...
The Wedding Party - Chapt 4 - Family Matters I stared at the panties that Natasha was handing me. "What are these for?" I said. They weren't the flashy bridal panties that she'd picked out for me previously. These were a simple pair of pink hipsters. "I think you should wear then when we're at your mom's house." I stared out the window. We were at 25,000 feet somewhere over Illinois. It was a cloudless day and I could see the fields laid out like a patchwork quilt. Natasha and I...
It didn't end well. But the journey wasn't without its highlights. I had dated Carol, the ex, for nearly five years before we married. We had met in high school. I had reservations about marrying her, which is, I suppose, common. But she had raised (practically) several nieces and nephews and, having come from a large family, could cook great for such a young woman. She deplored that her brothers cheated on her sister in laws. And she was HOT. Compact and curvy in all the right places,...
Cheating WifesI had met him several times before, and now that he and his new wife, June, had moved into our neighborhood, we interacted more frequently. I had actually dated her for a while before she and Jeff married, so I was aware of more intimate aspects of her as well as their relationship. I had always found it strange that they got married, as they seemed an odd pair. He was not particularly attractive, nor personable. Also, June complained a lot about him, in particular his tendency to be rude...
I had met him several times before, and now that he and his new wife,June, had moved into our neighborhood, we interacted more frequently. Ihad actually dated her for a while before she and Jeff married, so I wasaware of more intimate aspects of her as well as their relationship. Ihad always found it strange that they got married, as they seemed an oddpair. He was not particularly attractive, nor personable. Also, Junecomplained a lot about him, in particular his tendency to be rude to herand...
She explained that I was to watch her be slowly fucked, but that I was strictly forbidden to get an erection. If I were to defy orders and show any indication of arousal-a swift and harsh punishment would follow. Although of course I didn't say it, I knew that I was being ordered to do the impossible. She had ordered me to do something that ANY straight man in the world would fail at, that is not to become aroused in her presence. My punishment for not following her command involved...
Well most women would say no, but when you are my size I would have to say yes it does matter. You see I'm not exactly small, my cock is around 8 inches long and around an inch in diameter, a nice size I hear you say, but that's 8 inches before being erect. When I'm erect, it is usually around 10 - 12 inches, though when I'm super excited it can measure up to 14 inches and a diameter of around 2 1/2 inches.Now having a big cock may seem to be everyman's dream, but believe me it isn't. I don't...
I am a business manager with a foreign bank in Mumbai, travel half the time, now overseas too. I have two k**s, hail from Chennai and married to a south Indian belle born and brought up from Mumbai, smart female, hot figure, perfect pair of tits that fit her 38D, lovely large brown nipples, dark coffee brown cunt lips with that lovely bit of curl now clean shaven and a very conservative girl.We live in one of the hottest residential areas in bandra, both my c***dren go to school, the benefits...
Jack stepped away from the taxi and turned to watch his daughter in law climbing the short but steep steps to the hotel doors. It was hard not to notice the movements of her shapely bottom under the tight grey skirt. He cursed his son, Colin, under his breath. Suzy was tired; she had been on her feet all day at the trade exhibition while her lazy husband was away playing golf with his friends. He should have been there helping out in the family business. “He didn’t deserve her.” He thought to...
Wife LoversMind over Matter By Rachel Ann Cooper (c) 2002 "Hey Ken. Wanna go shoot some pool?" "How about some hoops instead, Ron?" Now, I have to tell ya, hoops are not my favorite thing. I mean, I'm okay at it but Ken's all over me like a blanket. He's just a little too big for me to handle. I'm only 5'7" and he's 6'2". Pool levels the playing field. So, maybe tomorrow we'll shoot some pool. After all, it's my pool table. Well, no, it's not MINE but it's in my house, okay? So, Ken...
Hello ISS readers!! This story tells how i got lucky with my aunty who was sex deprived for a long time. Story tells you about the various foreplay we had.. Foreplay Foreplay Foreplay I am KrisNan from Kerala. Regular reader of ISS from my adolescent age.Loves mature women and foreplay. Just a normal guy..expert at foreplay.Anyone who want to have fun can mail me at available. Secrecy guaranteed.I am also available on all social messaging apps. I always had doubt about the authenticity of the...
Hi friends, en peyar Vickey naan kalluri iruthi aandu padithu varugiren. Enaku oru akka irunthaal aval peyar jaya parka olaiyaaga irupaal. Anal azhagaga irupaal, mundru varudam munbu naangal koviluku sendrom, appozhuthu akka udan naan nerungi pazhaguven. Akka en kaiyai nerukamaaga pidithu kondu irupaal. En paatiku naangal ondraaga irupathu pidikaathu, aanalum naangal ondraaga vanil amarnthu irupom. Enaku en akka endraal migavum pidikum, akka aval mulaiyai en muthugil vaithu theipaal, athu matum...
Indru tamil kama kathaiyil iravu nerathil karumbu thotathil divagar udan oothu en pundaiyai kizhithukondu veedu thirumbinen. Veetirku vanthathum neraga bathroom sendru dress kayati vitu en pundaiyai kazhuvinen, en pundaiyil lesaga ratham kasinthu irunthathu. Ennal kaiyai kuda pundaiyil vaika mudiya villai. Pengaluku periya sunniyai pundaiyil ookum pozhuthu ithu pondra prachanai ellam varum, naan manathil antha nerathil ini naam sex seiyave kudathu endru ninaithu irunthen. En pundaiyai divagar...
Hi friends, indru tamil kama kathaiyil ilamaiyaana oru pennai eppadi instagramil meet seithu oothen endra kama kathaiyai ungal idam pagirugiren. Enathu peyar Vishwa, vayathu 24 aagugirathu. Naan padithu mudithu vitu ipozhuthu velai paarthukondu irukiren, enaku kama kathai endraal migavum pidikum. Enaku 22 vayathu varai kai adipathu apadi endraal enane theiryaatha ondraaga thaan irunthathu. Aanal ipozhuthu naan niraiya kama padangalaiyum kama kathaigalaiyum paarthu padithu kai adipathai...
Prologue This isn’t a love story – it’s just about sex, about what perhaps was the most erotically and sensually charged experience I’ll ever have – and also the most painful and humiliating. The story has its roots in an observation I made some years ago, when Eddie was a student in my geometry class. He was a fairly nondescript boy, a little bit on the smallish size. He was a fairly nondescript student as well. I can’t remember a thing about how good he was in my class, which means he was...
It's been said that necessity is the mother of invention. That may be true, but in a lot of cases, it's just plain dumb luck, as in this case. I have, I think, inadvertently stumbled upon a new way to get laid. Granted it will never be one-hundred-per-cent effective but at least it worked once, and that's a hell of a lot higher success rate than most of things I`ve tried over the years. But first let me bore you with some background. The millions of dollars the government spent on AIDS...
Father, so I was told was still in town. Celebrating the sale of the Tyrannos at the Xchange. Greifen caught me right by the gate after the school flier had dropped me by the gate. He still looked sober and miserable but he grinned as he closed the gate. “Looks like even your Father could not find a bad world about you today. Word is they got a very good price for your Tyrannos and from what I heard they are celebrating at Hogun’s Inn. Many clan Chief and Elders are there. They will drink...
Dexter never did identify the time when he came to the realization that he was a multimillionaire. There wasn’t an ‘Aha!’ moment in which he suddenly realized that he was wealthy. He was considering a minor spending spree, until Charlie handed him a little report entitled, “Losing the Lottery.” It wasn’t about buying losing tickets, but about winning and then losing all of the winnings. The stories within the report were not pleasant. Relatives were hounding the winners for money. There were...
Mildred Kendrick was worried about her daughter. Deborah had gone far away and was about to marry there. Since the continent had been first settled, women had been marrying far from their families – though more of them married at home and then went west with their husbands. Probably, after the slaughter of eligible men in the recent war, Deborah’s generation would be doing even more moving and then marrying. Still, she had the traditional responsibility of telling her daughter of the facts...
Christina had a lot of friends an some happen to be lesbians. Everyone thought this was strange but her. One of her friends was a lesbian named Bonnie. She was a boy-ish looking lesbian. She's about 5'5" tall, with short spiky dark burgundy hair and blue/grey eyes. She had her eyebrow and tongue pierced too. She was a butch type girl, but Christina loved that about her.They started hanging out more and more often as my luck with men was becoming a joke and it had been 6 month's without getting...
They had finished their second song. The crowd was in full chaos. I stood surrounded by thousands of noisy, young adults and teenagers. The arena was dark except for a sprinkle of cell phone lights, glowy bracelets, and the occasional flicker of stage lighting. It was getting warm and the beers I had earlier only made me that much hotter. The bass player started with a heavy riff and various people began to jump and raise their arms. More lights came on and they strobed colorful flashes across...
ExhibitionismThere was a railroad spike being driven into my forehead, and my stomach clenched with the sudden urge to vomit. I opened my eyes and regretted it instantly, squinting against the dim light in the room as my empty insides lurched violently. Gasping for air and straining against weakness, I rolled on one arm to the side of the bed and found the wastebasket lined with a plastic bag, not giving a thought to how I knew it would be there. My stomach heaved and I retched violently, expelling nothing...
ReluctanceThe phone rang, and Ruth fished in her apron pocket for it. “Yes?” “Mrs Kempe, ah, Ruth? This is the Personalia. Are you free to talk?” “Yes, I am at the moment. My baby is asleep.” “Oh, yes. You have a child now. I understand I should say congratulations.” “Thank you. Can you get to the point of this call, please?” “Apologies, Ruth. We wished to discuss some human facts that we have difficulty in understanding. That is to say, it is not facts that we have trouble with; it is the meanings...
Marilyn’s blitz of the talk shows did what we intended it to do. It put a human face, a very likeable human face, on the clusterfuck in Pittsburgh. Marilyn was polling in the low 90s, and across the country people were rallying to her side on this. Only the ACLU was defending them, and they had offered their services. (Westboro Baptist promptly condemned them as being part of the ‘Jewish power elite’, but with their assets frozen, it wasn’t like they could pay for lawyers; they couldn’t...
Riya played her eyes around the common room, noticing that one of the couches seemed to have been destroyed, as if something large had torn it up and crushed it. The vending machines were empty and had not been restocked, they appeared to have been unplugged from the wall, too. Everything looked old, not necessarily unkempt, but it was obvious that at some point the base had been left to decay for a long period of time without any kind of maintenance. There was old water damage on the walls,...
The glow in my genitals which had been slowly growing finally reached its peak and that wonderful pulsing of my penis throbbed out a small amount of man juice. Being in my 70s, I didn’t shoot too much anymore which made cleanup easier but didn’t give my partner as much of a thrill feeling it spraying on her insides. I removed my mouth from her nearest breast and gave her a long and tender kiss. She was on her back and I was on my side with my legs under hers. After about 10 minutes of...
The cargo ship returned to the port of Zafilk with Mark and Seth onboard, and the Zukari AC above as escort. The cargo ship was crowded for it carried not only a shipment of ore but the crew that would man it and the other crew for the new cargo ship as well. This additional crew quickly transferred to the new cargo ship. The new cargo vessel was already armed and the original would be on its next voyage so the escorts would no longer be necessary. Two days later the new cargo vessel sailed...
Location: 1 Div HQ, Briefing Room 2, Artemis Station Occasion: Conference and PLRB (look it up, MoFos) about several Gebel concubines Present: Lt Anderson CMC, Ens Gebel CN, Lt Capstan CN, Decurion Suarez CS ... while Anderson droned on about how far behind Private Leopold Gunter’s injuries were pushing his squad’s training schedule, Calix asked the base AI about the Lt’s history. “Any family members lost recently?” Calix sub-vocalized. “Both of the Lieutenant’s parents killed in an...
Veronica Carson had a rough afternoon. As a member of the Town Council, she had an important meeting with the Mayor and several committee chairs. A proposal for increasing the town's education budget was not well received by the Mayor. Her only ally at the meeting was the Chairman of the Board of Education. She felt like her head was in the proverbial vice, as her tension headache raged. She hoped that she could just hop into a warm bath. Instead, she was forced to wear a fake...