Cory kicked the door frame to Rob's new room twice before he crossed the
threshhold. Eli groaned. "It wasn't booby trapped the last three times
you walked into it. Why would it be booby trapped now?"
Cory rolled his eyes at Eli and spoke in his preachiest tone he could
muster. "The ninja girl lives in this room- she is a ninja. As in ninja-
ing into a room and booby trapping it in the the short time we went down
to Angela's car to get more stuff out is something she could do."
Eli shook his head as he followed his paranoid friend into the room.
"But why, pray tell, would she do that since she knows someone has to
move Rob in."
"She's a ninja," Cory continued to lecture. "Her ways are unknowable,
mysterious, and sharply metallic yet somehow they don't make a 'shink'
sound and... uh... we should be on our guard at all times in this
place."
Eli put his box down and rubbed his temples. "This was a bad idea."
"What was? Moving Rob?"
"No. Ever becoming friends with you. You've got a screw loose."
"Ha!" Cory snickered. "Don't delude yourself. You need me."
Angela walked into the room with another box and a grin. "You two are so
odd. Nothing like what I expected."
Eli could almost swear he saw Cory's ears perk up like a dog's at
Angela's last line. "Like what you expected? Pray tell, what did you
expect?"
Angela shrugged. "I'm not sure, I suppose. Mallory said that Elijah was
more responsible than herself. So that comes to mind."
Eli unboxed Rob's various computer peripherals, knelt down, and began
attaching them to Rob's gaming rig. He failed to hide his smirk; knowing
that Mallory couldn't help but admit that he was more responsible than
her made him happy. "Just call me Eli. Only my family calls me Elijah."
Cory chuckled. "I sometimes call him Elijah just to annoy him. Feel free
to do it as well. But more to the point Blondie, what did you expect of
me?"
Angela glanced up at the ceiling, racking her brain for an answer,
"Please call me Angela, and, sorry, not anything that I can recall
specifically."
"What?" Cory asked with the tone of a deflating balloon.
"I mean, I know she's said a thing or two about 'Eli's weird friend,'
but I guess I never associated that with you until now." Eli snickered
from under Rob's desk; Cory glared at him. "But I guess I just expected
less... banter. Your conversations, if I can say this without offending,
are really quite odd. You get sidetracked on the most mundane of issues
quite easily. And you make mountains out of molehills, though I think
you do it more for comedic effect than out of any seriousness."
Eli poked his head out from under Rob's desk. "Yeah. Sadly, that does
sound like us."
"The exaggerating for effect is mostly my bit, if I may defend Eli,"
Cory added. "And in my defence, even you have found it mildly amusing,
Blondie."
Angela opened her mouth to protest being called "Blondie" again, but the
words didn't come out. Eli figured she couldn't decide if Cory had
ignored her request just to bug her or if he hadn't heard.
"Don't take him too seriously," Eli reassured Angela as he finished
putting together Rob's computer. "I never do. It's the only way to
remain sane around him."
Cory nodded in support. "It is probably best if you follow his advice."
Angela kept silent for a moment before she shrugged with a resigned
smile. "So very, very odd. But if Robert can get used to you I'm sure I
can too."
Eli grinned and crawled out from under the desk. "Yeah, well... yeah."
Eli scanned the room for any other items to set up or pack away. "So
we've got his computer stuff set up, bed made, clothes put away--"
"For all the good that will do," Cory scoffed as he pulled another pair
of Robert's pants out of its box. "I have a feeling these won't really
fit anymore."
Eli shrugged. "Who knows, maybe Robert will be about the same height and
some of it will work."
Angela pushed her hair back behind her ear nervously. "Well, not
really... Robert's kind of on the short side now. Among other things."
Cory sighed and put the pants back into the box. "Really wish you had
mentioned that before I put most of his clothes in drawers."
Eli hadn't even thought about the fact Robert would need a new wardrobe.
Where was that money coming from? "Okay, well then, what else is there
left in the car then?"
"Nothing," Angela chirped. "I just put away the last bit of Robert's
food that we found at your place. We're all done."
"Really?" Eli asked.
Angela nodded. "Yes. Really."
"Huh, guess I'm just surprised." Eli scratched his head and tried to
figure out where all of Rob's possessions had gone. "Felt like Rob had
more stuff when we started."
Cory shrugged and dusted his hands off. "We spent a lot of time back at
our place assembling boxes. Much easier to unpack than pack, I guess."
"So," Angela said, "do you two want to head back to my apartment to
check on Mallory?"
Eli perked up at the mention of checking on his sister. "Really?"
Angela raised an eyebrow, "Of course. I mean, you're her brother and
her..." she trailed off as she looked at Cory.
"Basically brother," Cory announced.
Eli rolled his eyes. "Don't flatter yourself."
"Whatever. You know your dad totally has some piece of his vast fortune
carved out for me in his will."
Angela pushed past the banter, "Elijah, why did you seem surprised that
you could come by and see her?"
"I guess..." Eli trailed off as he tried to come up with a tactful way
of expressing himself. "I guess at this point we've been left out of the
loop for so long, got held at swordpoint by a ninja merely for trying to
help our friend out... I guess I'm just trying to say it's weird to
suddenly be in the loop."
"Well you have to understand that..." Angela trailed off and held up a
single finger, "Wait, did Noriko actually hold you at swordpoint?"
"Well, not technically," Eli admitted, "but she did brandish it and make
it very apparent that..." A blue light flashed in the living room.
"Hey!" Cory yelled with excitement, "we've got company!" Cory rushed
past Angela and practically knocked her down.
Angela steadied herself along the wall as Eli walked past her. "He's
rather excitable."
Eli shrugged. "Teleport rocks are kind of cool." Eli ran his finger
along the wall as he walked out of the room. The girls' dorm's walls
were smooth drywall as opposed to the rough brick of the boys' dorms. It
figured that they'd remodel the girls' dorms first.
Eli expected Vivian to walk through the stone. She had stated that she
was getting "feminine care products" for Rob, after all. The woman who
came through the portal instead had his friend's jaw nearly on the
floor.
She was a short scarlette with waves of red cascading hair that ended
just past her curvaceous ass. The scarlette was nearly as short as
Vivian, yet she had a figure that could have rivaled any of the girls
pictured on Eli's Invokers cards. Girls weren't supposed to be that hot
in real life unless they were super models or something. Her waist was
so tiny that Eli swore an appetizer tray might have a bigger
circumference. And her chest was...
This was Rob; Eli made eye contact and knew in an instant that this
short, stacked scarlette was Rob. The eyes were different to be sure:
Rob's eyes had been blue... or maybe a greenish-blue. Eli really had
never paid attention to the exact color of Rob's eyes, but this hottie,
despite having a deep, inviting shade of green, had the same firm,
piercing, always-observing gaze that Rob did.
This stone-cold fox that Eli had instinctually been checking out was his
friend. The guilt he had been pushing pushing bubbled up to the pit of
his stomach. What had he gotten Rob into?
* - * - *
Rob tried to hide the stab of betrayal she felt. It was to be expected,
of course. Fate had cursed Rob with a body most women would diet,
exercise, and possibly kill for. Cory's and Eli's eyes did what any
healthy, heterosexual male's eyes would do when encountering such a
specimen. They examined it; they drank in her curves with a quick but
noticeable glance. It was completely normal for guys to do that to a
girl they had just met. Perfectly normal.
So why did Rob feel like someone had just stabbed her in the back?
Rob let go of the decorative rock and the glow disappeared. Angela
appeared from one of the bedrooms, stopped, and gave Rob an appraising
glance. Rob had seen girls give each other the once over before. Maybe
it had been sexist of her to think it, but Rob always thought girls
couldn't help but compare themselves to one another. Despite the fact
that Angela had seen Rob as Spirit Guard Serenity, the blonde seemed
surprised by the girl in front of her. Did the disconnection effect
extend somewhat to the Spirit Guards themselves? And was that a hint of
jealousy in her eyes?
Rob was thankful that Cory finally broke the awkward silence. "Wow...
Rob... uh... you're really short now."
Rob decided she wasn't that thankful Cory broke up the silence. "Yeah...
it's really weird looking up at everyone."
Eli cleared his throat. His eyes, once more, were full of guilt. "You're
a scarlette too. Guess it figures you end up with one of the hair colors
native to here, huh?"
Eli had to stop feeling guilty over this. None of it was his fault; the
blame rested at the feet of Fate... and maybe the Shrine Maiden if she
botched this reincarnation thing. Either way, Rob needed to put Eli at
ease and let him know she didn't blame him. If she could just get her
friends to act naturally around her, and they no longer checked her out
like she was some... babe, maybe she could have a shred of normalcy
"Yeah, well, my mom was a redhead. I guess maybe... I don't know. I
guess the shrine priestess emotion black magic brought this out, maybe?"
Angela tapped her cheek. "I don't remember my dreams perfectly, but I
think maybe the Shrine Maiden's hair was this color too."
Past life talk. So much for normalcy. "Of course it was." No. This
conversation wasn't relieving the tension. She had to change the subject
away from the insanity of changing genders and past lives. "Mallory is
going to be okay. I mean, she wasn't doing well, but Kara was able to do
some light show with her hands, and... it was really cool to see how she
healed her up."
That brought a small smile to Eli's face. "Yeah, Kara told us a little
bit before zonking out."
Rob raised an eyebrow. "Zonking out?"
Cory's impish grin returned. "Yeah!" He pointed to the couch in the
corner of the room. A short bluenette was curled up with a blanket over
her, sleeping peacefully. Short? Rob had to remind herself Kara was now
taller than she was. "She came in, said, like, maybe five sentences,
then was out like a spent light bulb."
Rob nodded, remembering how tired Spirit Guard Charity had been powered
up. Sounded like she hadn't been exaggerating how drained she'd feel
when powered down. "Wow. Just like that, huh?"
Cory nodded and huddled over Kara's sleeping body. "Yeah. Check this
out." Cory started clapping over her ear and whistling, "Hey sleeping
beauty. Wakey wakey. Hey! Can you heeeear me?" Kara didn't twitch a
muscle.
Eli and Angela both gave disapproving scowls. "Would you quit being
obnoxious and let her sleep?" Eli grunted.
"It really is quite unnecessary and sort of disrespectful of the effort
she just put forth to heal Mallory," Angela added.
Cory gave Rob a plaintive pout. "C'mon! It's like she's in a coma!
That's amazing! I wish I could sleep like that."
Rob shook her head but couldn't help but grin a little. "Let her sleep.
I need her later tomorrow."
Angela raised an eyebrow. "What will you need her for tomorrow?"
Rob sighed and pushed some stray strands of crimson out of her face. Her
hair wasn't as obnoxious powered down as it was powered up; it wasn't
like the hairs were actively trying to get into her vision's way. Yet
her hair was entirely too long and inconvenient. Why a girl would ever
want hair this length was beyond Rob. "Ms. Kuna suggested I take her
with me tomorrow to... get a wardrobe together."
"Oh," Angela said with a bit of disappointment. "Well, if she's not
feeling up to it tomorrow, I'd be happy to help."
It dawned on Rob that Angela was feeling excluded. Odd that amongst all
the chaos of the situation that Angela would feel isolated over
something as simple as skipping a shopping trip. Rob knew being forced
into shopping for women's clothing would make herself especially surly,
and she doubted Angela would be the best person to be around while her
sarcasm was on full blast. "Ms. Kuna figured you'd be busy enough
tomorrow caring for Mal. I mean, with as stubborn as she seems to be,
we'll need someone to be watching over her at all times to make sure she
doesn't try to overdo it and rips out her stitches... well, not stitches
since Charity used empathokinesis to put her back together, but...
someone should be watching her."
Angela squinted and considered Rob's words. "Oh. That's a good point."
Angela nodded her head and gave a small chuckle. "That would be just
like her."
Eli nodded with his own slight grin. "Yeah. I once saw her play nearly
an entire game on a high ankle sprain. Just gutted right through it. She
isn't the best at taking care of herself after an injury." Eli nodded
and turned to Angela. "If you need someone to tag out with while she's
bedridden, let me know. She's my sister after all."
"Thanks, Elijah. I know your sister will appreciate that, and I know
I'll appreciate some help."
Rob gave a sigh of relief. If she had to go shopping for clothes for her
new body, Rob didn't want a lot of people getting involved. It was
humiliating enough without a bunch of people offering their opinions.
Plus, Rob felt Kara would be the most understanding; her title was
Spirit Guard Charity after all.
Rob felt her stomach gurgle; she hadn't eaten a thing since the fight.
Everyone else seemed to notice the sound too. Angela giggled and pointed
to the fridge. "We moved all your food from your old place here, and
Vivian brought some Chinese food for us. There is still a bit left if
you'd like me to warm it up for you."
"Speaking of Vivian," Cory sighed, "I think we should give you fair
warning that she hurried off to get something else for you."
Rob didn't like the tone in Cory's voice. "What kind of something else?"
Cory and Eli exchanged nervous glances. "Well, she said she was getting
you some," Eli made finger quotation marks in the air, "feminine care
products."
Rob winced. That wasn't what she wanted to hear. Feminine hygiene was a
topic Rob had planned to put off as long as possible. Vivian didn't seem
the type who would let Rob just ignore the issue. "Well that's just
peachy."
Angela didn't seem to want to talk about feminine care products any more
than the boys or Rob, "So, did you want me to heat up that food for
you?"
Food sounded great, but Rob felt drained mentally. Between the fighting,
rescuing, conversations, cover-ups, and awkward socializing, Rob just
wanted to be alone, eat something unhealthy, and play some Aspect
Realms. "You know, thanks Angela, but I just kind of need to be alone
for a bit. I'll heat it up myself."
Angela leaned forward, locking her eyes with Rob. "You sure, Robert? I
don't know if it's the best time for you to be alone. It's a lot to take
in and..."
Rob waved her off. "No. I'm sure. I just, well, I don't recharge well
with others around me. I just... I just need some time to myself to try
and process all of this, you know?"
Angela nodded, seemingly placated by that answer. "Well, if you insist
then. But if you need anything, and I mean anything, don't hesitate to
give me a call. I can use the stones to be over in a few seconds if you
need anything, Robert."
Robert. It felt weird to be called Robert with the world feeling so much
bigger and so many red strands periodically invading her vision. "Oh,
just a heads up, we worked on my cover some, and Ms. Kuna and I decided
Robert probably isn't a good name for me to keep."
Cory and Eli stood up straight at that news. "Really?" Cory asked. "You
got a new name and all?"
Eli's guilt returned to his face. "Makes sense, but if you're not Robert
Dreese, then who are you?" Rob would have to find a way to cure Eli his
guilt. It made Rob feel guilty too. Emotions made no sense.
"Decided to keep it simple. I'm Robin Darling now." Cory's and Eli's
eyebrows furrowed and Rob could tell what they were thinking. "Darling
was my mom's maiden name. I didn't want to stray too far from family.
Robin was my grandma's name. It's close enough that it shouldn't bug me,
I think."
Eli scratched the back of his head and spoke with a careful tone, as if
he was dipping his toe in a pool to check its temperature, "So... do you
want us to call you Robyn now?"
Rob shrugged and tried to make it look like she didn't care. "Whatever
you want. I don't think it'll be too weird for you two to call me Rob
for short."
Angela put her hands behind her back nervously, masking her unease with
a helpful tone, "So do you want all of us to just call you Rob, Robert?"
Rob bit her thumb nail as she considered the question. "Maybe? I mean, I
guess I should get used to the new name. I suppose, for now, you girls
should call me Robin. You know, to adjust... or... something."
Angela nodded and visibly relaxed some. "Okay then. Robynn it is."
"I've gotta ask," Cory interjected, "You're not worried about the last
name Darling at all? It's sort, you know, comic book-y. You know,
attractive girl with a last name of Darling." Rob was glad Cory had used
comic books as the example and not something more crass.
Rob shrugged again. "I mean, yeah, it's a bit girly, but I've known a
few athletes with it. It can't be that bad. Plus, it's part of my
family. I'd like my name to have some tie back to my parents. Besides,
how often is my last name going to come up?"
Angela started counting on her fingers. "Well, every time you fill out a
form, introducing yourself, dealing with TA's, teachers in small classes
handing back papers, Spacelook profiles..."
Rob waved her off. "Okay. Okay. Yeah, a lot but not in any embarrassing
way. And I don't do Spacelook anyway but, yeah. Okay. I get your point.
A girl at my high school had the last name Titterington and another had
the last name Bootie. They didn't have the best time, but we're in
college now. How many people walking down the street will know my last
name?"
Cory stuck his tongue out. "Titterington? Seriously?"
Rob nodded with a smirk. "Yeah. Middle school wasn't fun for her." She
was at least proud to say that the teasing never came from Rob's
direction.
"I'll bet," Eli concurred. "So then, name is different. Anything else we
need to know about your cover story?"
Rob rubbed her eyes. She was getting tired of having to answer
questions. She just wanted to have some time to herself. "Just that I
was late arriving to school because I had to help my Uncle finish the
harvest, and you met me because you two know Kara and Vivian and I'm
their roommate. We then hit it off as friends."
Angela stood up straight. "Your Uncle owns a farm?"
"Not exactly," Rob snorted. "He does have a garden with corn in it, but
Ms. Kuna thinks with my accent people might buy it if they got curious.
Plus, farming is a boring topic, and I probably won't get asked too much
about it."
Cory grinned wickedly. Eli tensed up. "Whatever you're about to say,
don't."
Cory tried to hold in a chuckle and sound innocent. "What? I was just
going to say the key to this corn farming story is its 'kernel' of
truth."
Rob didn't want to dignify Cory's terrible pun with a laugh. She really
didn't. Had Angela herself not allowed a short, yet guilty, giggle to
escape, Rob was confident she could have resisted. But Angela did
giggle, and Rob, despite herself, started to laugh.
Rob knew what her laugh sounded like, but the sound that came out of her
mouth wasn't Rob's laugh. It was high pitched, nasally, and had a
staccato rhythm. Then again, Rob's laugh had always been somewhat high
pitched and nasally with a staccato rhythm. His uncle had always called
it the "baby walrus laugh." Not that Uncle Taylor had any clue what a
baby walrus sounded like. It was just what Uncle called the laugh.
But this laugh was even higher pitched. The nasally sound was accented
with a slightly sweet drawl. The staccato rhythm was even more
pronounced. It wasn't Robert's baby walrus laugh. It wasn't even a
laugh. It was a giggle.
That's why Rob realized it sounded so wrong. Guys could giggle as much
as girls could, but Rob's old laugh had definitely been a laugh. This
was unmistakably, undeniably, definitely a girl's giggle though.
To add insult to injury, Rob's giggle mixed with Angela's giggle
accentuated how girly this giggle was. Both of them had tried to hold
their giggles back to avoid giving Cory the satisfaction his horrendous
pun didn't deserve. The pair sounded like cheerleaders stifling chortles
as they walked down the high school's hallway and talked about which
football player was the cutest.
But of course it sounded like a pair of teenaged girls' giggling. That's
what Rob was now. A teenaged girl. Pompoms, skirts, twangy accent, new
name, long hair, new dorm, shortness, tight clothes, breasts... all
these things had hammered away at the point that Rob's life would never
be the same. Yet for some reason, at that moment, hearing her own, brand
new cheerleader giggle was the strike that finally drove the nail in his
masculinity.
Robin would never hear the baby walrus laugh again. It had been as much
a part of Rob's identity as his face. That was gone. Forever.
Eli shook his head and buried his face in his hands. "Awful. That one
was just awful."
"Come on," Cory pleaded. "Admit it! That one was good. Even Blondie
laughed at it!"
Angela tried to push her smile down, but her face betrayed her. "Wait a
minute! What does that mean?" They all laughed, unaware of Robin's
sudden existential crisis.
Had Robin felt anything close to normal, she would have participated in
the back-and-forth. But she didn't feel normal. Surrounded by smiling
friends, Robin felt as cold and lonely as an iceberg drifting at sea.
She had to get away from everyone. Robin needed to think. She couldn't
get emotional. Not in front of Eli. That'd make him feel guilty. She
didn't want that.
Fortunately, Robin was still smiling from the giggle. She tried to
freeze that expression on her face. "Okay. Yeah. That was bad. Thanks
Cory." Then she lied. "I needed that."
Cory smiled. "Always here to help."
Eli opened his mouth to protest but Robin pressed forward and kept her
frozen smile on. "Thanks again for moving my stuff, guys. I appreciate
it."
Eli squinted. Could he see through her act? "I... yeah, no problem,
Rob."
"It was our pleasure," Angela affirmed.
"Look," Robin let the smile fade slightly, "it's been a long day and I'm
famished. I need to eat something." Robin walked over to the kitchen,
trying to ignore how weird it felt to walk with her much shorter legs.
She hoped to get used to them soon. "I also need to sort some things
out. Thanks for all the help again, but I just need some time to myself.
To think."
Robin pretended to not notice, but she could see Cory, Eli, and Angela
exchange confused and worried glances. Cory cleared his throat. "Yeah.
Sure. We can do that."
Eli stepped forward. "You sure, Rob? I mean..." Eli trailed off, the
guilt filling his eyes once more.
Angela stepped in. "We'll clear out if you need us to, Robe... I mean,
Robyn. But are you sure that's wise? I mean, when times are hard I find
the company of others to be..."
Robin turned away from the three of them and opened the fridge. She
didn't want to make eye contact with Eli at the moment. "Yeah. I'm
sure." She tried to project more confidence than she felt. "I just need
some me time. Haven't gotten any today."
Robin found the leftover chinese food in some tupperware. The girls'
fridge... her fridge was much cleaner than the one at the boys' dorm. It
also had more food. Eli had mentioned that Kara liked to cook stuff and
even shared some food with him. At least there was one silver lining to
having to change roommates.
"They keep their plates two cupboards over," Angela said.
"Thanks." Robin opened the cupboard keeping her eyes away from them.
Silence hung in the air while Robin spilled the contents of the
tupperware onto a plate. Angela's sigh broke the silence, and she heard
her shuffle away. A few soft taps to the beat of Lyric Victory's "You're
My Life" preceded the flash of a soft blue light in the corner of the
living room. "If you need anything Robyn, please don't hesitate... I'm
just a short teleport away, you know."
Robin nodded without looking back. "Thanks, Ang. I won't forget." She
could feel her eyes beginning to well up. Stupid emotions. Robin was
usually so much better and controlling stuff like this.
The glow disappeared, and she wiped her eyes with her thumb and index
finger as she attempted to feign simple fatigue. She finally chanced a
glanced in Cory's and Eli's direction. Both wore expressions of concern.
Robin tried to change the subject. "You know, she probably would have
let you two go through the rock with her. I mean, if you're going to go
see your sister, why not do it in style?"
Cory gave a casual nod. "That would be pretty snazzy." He was much
better at faking this stuff than Eli was.
Eli didn't seem interested in faking anything though. "You sure about
this, Rob? Like, really sure?" Gummi donut. Why did Eli have to make
this hard?
Robin fired up the microwave. "Maybe not," she admitted. "But I know
that I feel like being alone." Robin composed herself and risked eye
contact with Eli. "I'll be fine. Seriously. I killed a monster today. I
think I can handle a little dinner by myself."
Eli pursed his lips and met her gaze for a few seconds. After what felt
like an eternity, he nodded his head and looked down. "If you say so.
Okay. Just remember, even though you may be in Butterworth Hall now,"
Eli pointed out the window towards the field in between all the dorms,
"Burton Hall is just across the field. And we don't care where you're
sleeping. Cory and I still consider it your place as much as this one.
Come over whenever."
"Or just give us a call, and we'll be over," Cory added. "I mean, thanks
to Captain Casanova here, my GameStation is already here. Gives us an
excuse to play it and visit, right?"
Robin smiled. She still felt cold, but at least she didn't feel
abandoned. "Thanks guys. I won't forget." She turned back to her food
spinning in the microwave.
Her friends seemed to take that as their cue to leave. They pattered and
thumped their way to the door. It squeaked open, and Robin winced at how
shrill it sounded. She'd need to fix that. The door hung open for a few
seconds. "Remember," Eli said, "call us if you need anything."
"Anything," Cory echoed.
"I will." Robin didn't turn around. A few moments passed before the door
squeaked shut.
Robin stood in the kitchen with only the dull hum of a microwave and the
faint, spiced aroma of Chinese food as her company. She hunted around
for utensils and a paper towel. The microwave dinged right as she found
the utensil drawer. A few short moments later, she stood at the living
room window sating her grumbling stomach.
She watched Eli and Cory trudge across the field towards Burton Hall.
The setting sun cast a long shadow across the field. Sunset? Just how
long had sorting through her new life with the animal-woman taken? And
why were the blinds open anyway? Sure the teleport stone was out of view
of the window but wouldn't occasional flashes of light attract
attention?
As she watched them walk, neither Cory nor Eli were talking. Their
postures were that of tired men. Sure, her day had sucked the worst, but
it wasn't like it had been kind to them. They had nearly been drained by
monsters. They had nearly lost Mallory. They had, in some ways, lost
their roommate. Sober thoughts like that had a tendency to stress anyone
out.
It was just stupid. It was all so stupid. Monsters, questions, and rules
kicked her from where she wanted to be. The genesis of Robin's new life
would begin here in Butterworth Hall, room two-eighteen. Thanks to the
efforts of her friends and Angela, her stuff was here, but this wasn't
her home. She should have been walking with Eli and Cory. Instead, Robin
was watching the long shadow of night reach over campus from a foreign
window angry and alone.
Kara snored from the couch. Robin jumped slightly, having forgotten the
bluenette was in the room. Kara snored again. Could Kara, through her
slumber, sense Robin's melancholy? Their powers worked on an emotion-
based system. Did it work when you slept? Was Kara such a giving soul
she could feel the need to reassure Robin even in her sleep?
Probably not. The odds were much more likely that Kara had simply
snored, as many people do, in her sleep, and it just so happened to
correlate with Robin's feelings of loneliness. Reality was made of
matter, energy, cause, and effect. It was a dangerous path to start
ascribing mystical causes to every coincidence that happened in her
life. If she began doing that, who knew what else she might begin to
expect?
Robin shut the blinds. Staring at Eli and Cory didn't improve her mood,
but she knew something that would. She marched into the room she had
seen Eli and Angela emerge from figuring it was where they moved her
stuff. When she rounded the corner, she found her bed, desk, posters,
and pennants arranged just as they had been in Burton Hall. If it hadn't
been for the pastel yellow paint, Robin would have thought she had
stepped back into her old room. She smiled, happy to have this little
slice of familiarity.
Robin casually flipped the door shut behind her. Kara may have been
asleep, but she wanted to be completely alone and that, in her mind,
required a shut door. Robin took a step forward and was rewarded with
the sensation of something yanking her head backwards.
"Sugar!" Robin steadied herself and turned around to find her all-too-
long hair had been caught in the door. "Rrrg!" Robin retreated back to
the door, opened it, and extricated her crimson locks from its clutches.
Suddenly unconcerned with the napping Kara, Robin slammed the door shut.
"I hate this hair!" She was going in for a haircut first thing tomorrow.
With a huff, Robin stormed over to her desk, leaned over, and powered up
her computer. She inspected her monitors and peripherals; everything
turned on as it should have. Robin sighed; she was grateful Eli and Cory
had managed to reassemble her rig correctly.
As her computer booted up, Robin surveyed the half of her room that
belonged to her new roommate: Yukimura Noriko, the ninja girl. Just
thinking about her left a sour taste in Robin's mouth. Ms. Kuna's claims
of her not being murderous did little to dissuade Robin from disliking
her, but, in the end, Robin would have rather roomed with her for better
internet and privacy than share a room with the supportive but
potentially intrusive Angela. That didn't exactly speak highly of
Robin's priorities or taste in people.
Noriko's side of the room had nearly zero personality. Her bed had a
single white pillow with plain black sheets that were folded so tightly
Robin would have sworn an army grunt had made it to pass the drill
sergeant's inspection. Her desk was so clean you could have used it for
an operating table. The only thing the desk had on it were a few
textbooks, a simple laptop, and a polished black stone the size of a
tangerine. Robin was tempted to pick up the rock and examine it, but
decided against it; if Robin expected privacy from her sword-wielding
roommate, then Robin needed to give her the same.
Most girls Robin knew had a collection of photos pasted to their wall
with pictures of their friends, family, and a sea of smiles that let the
world know how fun their life was. Noriko had no pictures or posters on
her wall. The only thing breaking up the soft yellow paint of the room
was a single black and white painting that depicted some sort of
mountain scene. The style of art looked Japanese. A few japanese symbols
adorned the side of the painting. A momento from home, maybe?
Robin shook her head and decided to leave that mystery for another day.
Still, it mystified Robin that Noriko would have so few things to
personalize her space. She had figured a ninja would at least have a
cool display of weapons or something. At this point, if Robin had told
someone she still didn't have a roommate, some people might believe her.
Robin turned back to her comparatively ostentatious side of the room.
She thought about how odd she thought it was that Noriko had no photos
like other girls did. Would other people find it odd that Robin had no
photos? Whatever. It wasn't like she was hosting parties, and heavens
knew she wasn't taking any boys back here. The question wouldn't likely
ever come up.
She typed in her password and logged into her computer. Out of habit she
opened up Aspect Realms and signed into the Mayhem Templar's GuildTalk
channel. A couple of rounds of PvP would be a great way to get her mind
off of... well, everything. In fact, if she remembered correctly,
Bluster was only seven more wins away from being able to afford the
Battletested upgrade for her off-hand--
GuildTalk flashed and the voice of Tantrall, the best healer in Mayhem
Templars, filled her speakers. "Heya Bluster. How goes it tonight?"
Robin grinned. Tantrall had been in the guild long before she even
joined. He was one of the few who was around Robin's age. Almost
everyone else was older. They had seen many a digital battlefield
together, were about the same age, and more than once vented about crap
in their lives to each other. Robin had never talked to Uncle Taylor
much about his friendships with his guildmates; he would have found it
odd that Rob considered them friends. Rob had, after all, never met
them. But when you shared battles, laughed at one anothers' jokes, and
complained about girl problems night after night you didn't need to see
someone to become their friend.
Robin pulled her headset on and lowered her mic to greet Tantrall. Her
mouth opened, but no words came out. What was she thinking? She couldn't
talk to her guildies. What would they think if they heard some chick
talking on Bluster's mic? They'd ask questions. Questions that had no
good answers. Monsters, rules, and questions. They were now even ruining
her hobbies!
She took off her headset and rubbed her eyes. There had to be a
solution. Fake a bad mic and just keep playing? Sure, that would remove
the fun part of being in a guild but at least she could play, right? But
the entire reason she had joined the Mayem Templar had been because they
were a good PvP guild with a GuildTalk channel. The conversing had been
the entire point.
Maybe she could get a character name change and just join as a
supposedly new guildie? But then she'd be starting over and... and she'd
be the first girl in the guild since ColderTurkey joined a year and a
half ago. Turkey left the guild within two months. It hadn't been
anything big as far as Rob had been able to tell. Just a lot of little
things. Poor jokes that were tasteless. Comments about her gender.
Picture requests. Well meaning individuals that acted like she needed
protection. A few jerks who'd stay idiotic sexual stuff to her and then
get their hands slapped by the guildmaster. And then there were the
dudes who wouldn't normally say a single word in GuildTalk who suddenly
got very chatty when she was around who seemed dead set on becoming her
best friend.
When she left, she kept the drama to a minimum but had talked about how
she always felt like an outsider to the boys' club that was the guild.
Rob had always felt she integrated fine, but the sausage fest and little
things just added up to her feeling isolated. If Robin attempted a name
change on Bluster and tried to rejoin as a girl, would she have to deal
with guildies making stupid comments? Would she get overly interested
lonely guys chatting her up? Would she get asked for pics? Would she...
"Bluster? Can you hear me? I'm not hearing anything on your end?" Robin
winced. She could figure out a long term plan later. For now, she
realized, Aspect Realms wouldn't be a chance for her to just hang out
with friends the way it used to be. She quickly typed a hurried excuse
about having mic problems then logged off.
What was she going to do? She hadn't realized until now how much she
used the Mayhem Templar's chat to just shoot the sugar with fellow
gamers and relieve stress. How much frustration had Rob vented across
GuildTalk? With her frustration level going through the roof, she needed
someone she could just...
Her phone rang. It was a classic rock tune. She knew exactly who was
calling. Dread overtook her. Uncle Taylor was calling. She knew she had
to let it ring and go to voicemail. It'd only be a month's time, and
then she could then explain everything to him in person. Ms. Kuna had
said that getting him close to the Standridge Stones would make him more
likely to believe this story. Her logic was sound. That was what "had to
happen."
But at that moment, Robin didn't give a rat's angelcake about what "had
to happen." She needed to talk to the only person who had been there for
her throughout her life. She couldn't go on with this charade. She
needed Uncle Taylor's help.
Robin tried to fish the phone out of her pockets. The skinny jeans'
pockets were far too small. Any normal girl Robin's age would be wearing
these style of jeans for how they look. Girls didn't put anything in
their way-too-small pockets because they had purses. But the
transformation had left Rob's phone in Robin's resized pocket, and now
she had to hurry to get to the phone before it rolled to voicemail.
With a frustrated grunt, Robin stood up and yanked the phone free from
its denim prison. Her finger hovered over the answer button. She wanted
to hit it so badly. Why was she hesitating?
A few more seconds passed. It rolled to voicemail. She collapsed back
into her chair. She had let it roll to voice mail. She couldn't answer.
She wanted to answer, but Robin knew she couldn't answer. She could
probably get him to believe her if he'd listen; she knew things that
only Robert could know after all, but there was a chance Uncle Taylor
might not believe her story. And the thought of him not believing her...
it would break her fraying composure.
The phone beeped and notified Robin that her Uncle's voicemail was
available. Against her better judgement, she hit play:
"Heya Robert. Jist callin' to find out how that project you were
stressin'bout with them girls went. Call me back when ya git a chance.
Real lonely here without ya. Love ya. Bye."
Robin placed her phone on the desk. Uncle Taylor missed her... him...
whatever. She didn't care about pronouns at this point. He was lonely.
She was lonely. Both of them wanted nothing more than to just talk and
she couldn't do a donut thing.
He was just checking on her. He wanted to see how she was doing. To
offer advice. And to just hear Robert's voice. To have contact with the
last family he had. Why hadn't she just listened to him and found a
closer college? Why did she have to insist on going somewhere halfway
across the country? Because she wanted to get away? Because Mom and Dad
met here? What had she been thinking?
Had she just listened to Uncle Taylor, they'd still be together. Neither
would be lonely. And Robin would have never had to do this. She would
have never moved in with Cory and Eli. She never would have walked into
that stupid arcade. She never would have had to deal with fudging
monsters and cheerleaders. She should have just listened to him, and she
could still be Robert and be free to talk to the only person she truly
loved.
Robin couldn't remember the last time she cried. As her eyes welled up,
she couldn't think of a time she had cried since her Grammy had died.
She was seven or eight back then, but that couldn't have been right.
That had been over ten years ago.
As the tears welled up, Robin wondered if the fact she hadn't cried in
ten years meant she was uncommonly composed or dead inside. Normal
people cried from time to time. She wasn't normal. She was a gender-
flipped super cheerleader sharing a room with a homicidal ninja and
couldn't even talk to her loved ones without being terrified what might
happen.
Robin pushed her keyboard aside and quit fighting the tidal wave of
emotion. She wallowed in her forsakenness and sobbed. What the honey was
she going to do? Eli and Cory were just as confused as she was. Ms. Kuna
was worthless. The other Spirit Guard had no idea what she was going
through. Uncle Taylor would be the only person who got her and
understood her, but she couldn't say a fudging word to him.
Robin hadn't been a girl for even half of a day, and she was already
bawling like a baby. How the honey was she going to last a month without
Uncle Taylor? Her sobbing deepened as her heart sank under the weight of
her isolation. One month had never seemed so impossibly far away.
* - * - *Cory kicked the door open to Burton Hall's entrance. Eli
rolled his eyes. He never understood why, his friend felt the need to
visibly demonstrate his anger. It was childish. The door, predictably,
slammed into the adjacent wall. Cory grimaced and gave Eli a sheepish
glance. Eli shook his head. "It leave a dent, moron?"
Cory examined the spot it hit. "There's a dent here, but... I think it
was there before. This building has been up for a few decades, after
all."
"Smooth." Eli shuffled past Cory in a huff.
"What's your problem?"
"Why do you need to show the world how pissed you are when crap like
this happens?" Eli huffed. "You always start banging doors open and
stomping around."
"Do not," Cory protested. Eli response was a flat, incredulous stare.
"Okay, so maybe I do a little. I just... this bites."
Eli shrugged. "It really does." He glanced around the Burton Hall
commons area. There wasn't much going on: just a few guys and girls
chatting around the pool table and lounging on couches. Eli doubted they
could hear the pair's conversation, but there were eyes on them after
Cory's demonstrative entrance. "But maybe we should talk about this
elsewhere."
Cory looked around and realized what Eli was hinting at. Cory nodded and
followed Eli through the door to the stairwell. "Hate that we have to
talk about all this in secret. I feel like we're drug dealers or
something."
"Yeah," Eli agreed. "I still can't believe that... this... is
happening." Eli paused as the stairwell door closed to be sure that he
couldn't hear anyone else's footsteps. "I mean... Rob."
"Yeah."
"Cheerleader warrior."
"I know."
"And my sister too! And the girls we have the hots for."
"It's kind of nutty."
Eli ran his hand through his short brown hair. "She was this close to
dying, Cory." Eli swallowed down the huge lump in his throat. "I mean, I
almost lost her."
Cory put his hand on Eli's shoulder. "But she didn't."
Eli leaned back and let gravity sit him down on one of the stairs. The
steps were cold cement slabs with chips pocking the surface. The Burton
building would be one of the last of the dorms on this side of campus to
be renovated. The building was really showing the wear and tear of the
years."Yeah. Only because of Rob. Nothing we did."
Cory followed Eli's lead and found a seat against the wall. "The way I
see it," Cory started, "our job was to become Rob's friend."
"Job?"
"I mean," Cory lifted his hands in the air as if weighing his words,
"you think about all this Fate stuff they talk about. I don't know about
all of it but, I mean, come on. It's more than a little convenient that
Rob happened to room with the guys who were related to one member of the
Spirit Guard and had some form of contact with the others."
"I guess," Eli muttered as he rested his chin on his knees.
"I mean, let's say everything unfolds as normal, but Rob has no idea who
we are. Does he ever go to Loose Change? Or the mall? Spirit Guard might
have died without him."
Eli snorted. "Counterpoint: Rob would have never woken up psycho-
mannequin. Spirit Guard find her and don't start the battle on
unfavorable ground. We have no clue what would have happened. Your
theory makes us sound more like the omen that preceded Rob's damnable
bad luck."
"Maybe," Cory capitulated, "but all this Fate stuff? I don't know. Rob
was feeling off on the walk to Loose Change. More of that emotion magic
stuff. I think Rob would have sniffed his way into trouble with or
without us. He's far too curious, and we've already seen that his self-
preservation instincts suck."
Eli gave a begrudged chuckle. "Yeah. The idiot keeps running towards the
danger."
Cory shrugged, "Though we ended up following his lead both times."
"Yeah. Guess we're not that bright either."
Cory rested his head against the wall and looked up the stairway. "No.
We're not. But, I guess my point is, I think Rob would have found his
way to the danger with or without us. So why put Rob with us?"
Eli leaned back, "we're assuming Fate took an active hand in this?"
"That's the assumption."
"How would she have done that? Did Fate herself go into the room
assignments for Burton Hall and..."
Cory waved him off, "Look, I don't pretend to know how all this stuff is
supposed to work. I'm just saying if Fate is using all this power to get
Rob here, she obviously wanted Rob to meet the Spirit Guard before
actually getting his skirt on."
Eli wretched, "Ugh. How much money do I have to give you to make sure
you never say 'get his skirt on' ever again?"
Cory grinned. "Regardless, I feel like Fate put us with Rob so that Rob
would become our friend. Not just to have an excuse to meet Mal.
Because, Rob could have met Mal any number of ways. I mean, apparently
Rob had a class with Blondie. So Fate didn't need us to arrange a
meeting."
Eli nodded. Cory had a point there. He started to try and work through
Cory's logic. "So, assuming Fate is taking an active interest in us,
which is a big if--"
Cory smiled, "Really big if. I mean, yeah, obviously I'm awesome, but
you're a nobody."
"Obviously," Eli chuckled, "but if Fate gives a crap then, we had to
become friends with Rob because, what? He needed to be emotionally
invested?"
Cory nodded. "That's my thought. I mean, maybe Rob could turn down
helping out some random strangers he met in class, but his friends'
sister? Much harder to turn down."
Eli's face hardened. "No."
Cory glanced back at Eli in confusion. "No what?"
Eli thought back to that shoe store. Rob wanted to be alone as he
transformed. Rob knew exactly what he was about to give up. Eli had to
push another lump of guilt down. "No. I don't think Rob only went
because Mal's my sister. Rob would have done that for anyone."
"I don't know," Cory waffled. "I mean, it's just so much to ask of..."
"That's just who Rob is," Eli stated. The discussion was no longer up
for debate. "He's that kind of guy." Eli stood up. "Furthermore, we
aren't Fate's pawns to push around the board. We became Rob's friend
because we get along with him and share a lot of interests. Pawns don't
make friends. People do." Eli winced the moment he let those words
escape his mouth.
"Thanks for that, Mr. Saturday Morning Cartoon Public Service
Announcer," Cory snickered. "You want me to go ahead and print that up
on a t-shirt for you?"
"Yeah. That came out way more schmaltzy than it was in my head," Eli
admitted.
Cory grinned, "You make a good point though with the pawn analogy,
though. After all, Fate's dealings with Rob shows she turns pawns into
queens."
Eli winced again. "Too soon."
"What? Queen is gender specific. Pawn is not. It's funny."
"Just... too soon."
Cory threw his hands up. "Fine, different awkward subject. Rob's new
body, or should I say Robin's new body. Go."
Eli buried his face in his hands. He simultaneously needed to vent and
never talk about this subject. Venting won out. "Ho-lee shit."
"I know. I mean... Fate's kind of a dick, right?"
Eli slapped his palm on his knees. "Exactly! Why would you do that to
poor Rob? I mean, dude, seriously. I checked her out! I didn't know it
was Rob when I started, but I checked her out! How messed up is that?"
"Completely messed up... but yeah, I kind of did that at the start too."
"We're horrible friends."
Cory held up a finger, "In our defense, we had no idea that was Rob when
we started."
Eli nodded, happy to have someone justify his mistake. "That's true."
?How were we supposed to know Rob, our Rob, would turn out to be a
smokin' hot scarlette with more curves than a math lecture about conic
sections?"
Eli's shoulders sagged. "Conic sections?"
"Yeah." Cory scratched his nose. "Because... curves?"
"Conic sections?" Eli asked again with more emphasis.
Cory stood firm. "Yeah. Conic sections. Math lectures. What? My humor
too sophisticated for you?"
"You know," Eli lamented as he shook his head, "you really used to be
one of the funniest people I knew."
Cory smirked, "That sounds like a compliment, but I kind of get the
feeling that it isn't."
"Nice catch. Nothing gets by you," Eli joked. His mind drifted back to
that short scarlette with the perfect figure. In his mind's eye, he
lingered on her shirt. It had been so tight and so thin. "Really isn't
fair. What was Fate thinking making her so... so..."
"Busty?" Cory offered.
Eli sighed. He didn't like how casually Cory used the word to describe
their friend but it wasn't like it was an improper descriptor. "Yeah. I
mean, I guess I just figured Rob would turn out a female version of
himself. Same reddish-brown hair. Same height. Same overall build. Just,
you know, with boobs and a thinner waist. Not that. That's just...
that's just cruel."
"It's almost like," Cory mused, "Fate's trying to make up for all the
years of Rob not being a girl by just shoving eighteen years worth of
femininity into his body all at once."
Eli squinted, trying to process Cory's point. After a few moments he
gave up. "Those clothes sure didn't help things either. I doubt Rob
picked them out himself. Herself." Eli groaned. "Whatever."
Cory snapped and nodded enthusiastically. "I know, right? Those jeans
were so tight that--" The door behind Cory creeped open and a black-
haired guy about their age staggered in walking backwards. Eli froze and
prayed Cory would do the same. Sadly, Cory had built up too much verbal
momentum. "--when she turned around you saw her ass was so..." Cory's
brain finally caught up to his senses and he turned to face the
interloper.
The guy continued to inch backwards through the doorway. On his back was
a backpack so full it looked ready to explode. In his left hand was a
guitar case. His right tugged on a large, rolling luggage bag, with
three boxes balancing precariously on top. His hair was a mess of black
that looked a little too perfectly messy to have not been intentionally
styled that way. He turned his head slightly and grinned at the pair.
"Hey man, don't let me end the story. I was really looking forward to
hearing the end. Her ass was so... what?"
Eli stood up, eager to change the subject. Why had they stopped in the
stairwell where they could be interrupted? Idiots. Mallory, Rob, and
Kara were depending on them to keep their identities secret! "You, uh,
need a hand with that buddy?"
"Huh?" the guy glanced at Eli, "Oh, yeah. Sure. That'd be a huge load
off."
Cory followed Eli's lead and snatched two of the wobbling boxes off from
the luggage. "Woah, these are heavier than I expected."
"Yeah," the guy handed Eli the other box and the luggage case. "Sorry
about that. Those are all my pots and pans and stuff. Thanks a bunch
guys."
Eli's box didn't seem nearly as heavy as Cory's. He carried it easily in
his left hand and rolled the luggage up the steps. "Pots and pans? Just
buy a set or something?"
"Naw man," the guy said with an easy smile, "just barely moving in. Was
in the Caribbean with my family, and we got stuck a few days heading
back because of that hurricane that rolled through."
"Just barely moving in?" As far as Eli could think, none of the other
people he knew in the dorm had any roommates that hadn't shown up. Just
their apartment. Cory glanced at Eli with a look that let Eli know Cory
was thinking the same thing.
Cory cleared his throat. "Your name wouldn't happen to be Dale, would
it?"
The guy stopped walking. "Woah. That's freaky. Yeah. How did you know
that?"
Eli grinded his teeth together. "Because we've had an empty room mate
slot for a while and we knew it was reserved for some guy named Dale."
Of course their mysterious fourth roommate would wait to show up mere
hours after Rob had tragically left. Why wouldn't he?
Dale lit up, "No way! You guys are seriously my roomies?"
Cory smiled back and extended his hand. "Name's Cory Frost."
Eli tried to muster up a smile but failed. "Eli Drake." Was this guy
getting stuck in a hurricane part of the plan to make sure there were
fewer complications with Rob's departure? Now that he was accepting that
Fate could intervene, Eli couldn't help but regard everything as a
possible Fate-driven ploy. Obviously he didn't agree with Platicore's
goals or methods, but he was really starting to see how the Spirit
Guard's enemy could have been driven mad.
Dale vigorously shook Cory's hand with a laugh. "Dale Bridges. Awesome
to meet you two!" Cory and Eli lead Dale up the stairs to the third
floor where they lived. "Can't believe I just happen to run into both of
you here in the stairwell. Must be, like, fate or something."
Eli clenched his fist. "Must be."
Cory gave a nervous chuckle. "So you play guitar, Dale?"
"Oh, yeah." Dale lifted his guitar case as if to demonstrate the point.
"I'm actually in a local band: Free Unsecured Network. Nothing big, of
course. Just playing in cafes and bars and stuff." Dale chuckled to
himself. "Maybe someday though we'll hit it big though. Play in arenas,
have roadies, and the sweet, sweet groupies. I'm not holding my breath
though."
Cory raised an eyebrow and wedged open the door from the stairwell to
the third floor. "Free Unsecured Network?"
Dale shrugged. "We wanted a name that made for a good acronym and was
something that symbolized something everyone loves but doesn't think too
much about. Unsecured wifi hotspots are a reason a lot of people go to
the cafes we play at. Our drummer came up with the idea of adding 'free'
to the front of Unsecured Network so our acronym is 'fun.' So, you know,
there you go."
Eli shrugged, not really caring too much about band names. He had never
been too into music. "Not bad as far as band names go."
"So what about you guys?" Dale asked with a tinge of self-consciousness.
If Eli had to guess, he would have thought Dale felt uncomfortable with
how the conversation had been about him so far. "What are you all into?"
Cory opened his mouth but Eli cut him off at the pass, "We're gamers."
This was the true litmus test. Rob had lit up when he saw Cory's
GameStation for the first time and was eager to have a conversation
about the merits of consoles and computer gaming. It was time to see how
Not-Rob reacted.
"Gamers? Seriously? Cool!" Dale said it with a casualness that had Eli
guessing he didn't care. "What all do you play? Any Crosshair Eclipse by
chance?" Eli guessed wrong.
Cory put the boxes down in front of their apartment and hunted in his
pockets for his keys. "Crosshair Eclipse? I have it but we're not really
big on it. Too much no-scope twitch shooting for my tastes."
Eli smirked. "Whatever. Cory got big into it a few years back and just
got super frustrated with online play. He'd rage so hard."
Dale laughed. "I hear ya, man. I'm not very good either. I mean, I
thought I was good but you play online enough you'll find all the ten
year olds who do nothing but play the game and don't seem to understand
how not to shoot you in the head."
Cory wrestled the door open and nudged Dale's boxes in with his foot. "I
wouldn't rage that bad, Eli."
"Whatever," Eli scoffed. "You started referring to the laser sniper
rifle weapon as the douche cannon, and your mother took away your
headset so you'd stop getting in shouting matches with people."
Dale laughed hard at that. "The Parallax Rifle was pretty overpowered. I
was glad when they toned down the one-hit kill potential on the thing to
headshots only in CE 2."
Eli sighed and placed the boxes he'd been carrying on the table. Maybe
he had been too hard on Dale. Had he met this guy a week ago under
normal circumstances, Eli totally would have given him a fair shake. He
shouldn't hold it against him that he was Not-Rob. "I take it you play a
lot?"
Dale shook his head and removed his backpack. "Nah. Ever since I started
doing more band stuff I got away from playing. My buddies still invite
me to a few system linking parties every once in a while, but sadly I
only played the campaign for CE3." Dale glanced around the dorm with a
gleeful smile. "So this is the place, huh? Bit run down but not bad."
Cory frowned. He obviously wasn't happy about how Eli had characterized
him, though it was difficult for Eli to be certain if that was because
he implied Cory had difficulty keeping his cool or that he wasn't very
good. "It's been nice to us."
"So," Dale pointed to the two bedroom doors, "Which one am I in? And the
RA said I was living with a dude named Robert. He here? What's he like?"
Eli froze. He glanced at Cory who looked similarly panicked. They hadn't
discussed the reason for Rob's disappearance. They only had worked out
Robin's sudden appearance. This wasn't good. "Oh. Yeah. Rob."
Dale squinted. "Something wrong with Rob? Is he a real tool or
something?"
"No!" Eli exclaimed with a bit more anger than he intended. Dale backed
up and Eli cleared his throat, "I mean, no. It, uh, Rob is awesome. The
best really." Eli thought back to Rob standing in that shoe store,
holding his Spirit Stick. "You couldn't have asked for a better guy."
Cory thankfully was thinking clearer. "You actually just missed Rob. He
left for home earlier today."
"Home? Semester just started." Dale opened up his box of pots and pans
and began to put them away.
"Yeah, well," Cory continued, "Rob's dad sort of... died."
Dale stopped looking for places to fit his cookware and turned back to
the pair. "Say what? You serious, man?"
Eli nodded. It was a good idea. Rob's dad had died... fifteen or so
years ago. Still, it wasn't a lie and worked well for their purposes.
Why hadn't Rob used that excuse to explain why Robin was late arriving
to school? Seemed more plausible than the weird working on the harvest
excuse. "Yeah. Car accident. Rob went home to be with family and get
everything in order. We actually just got back from getting all his
stuff mailed back for him."
Dale shook his head. "Wow. That's... that just sucks."
Cory nodded. "It really does."
Dale let out a slow breath. "Feel bad for the guy. Don't even know him
but... damn. What a sucker punch!" Dale shook his head. "That's a
downer."
Eli nodded. "It's been a downer kind of day."
Dale sighed and went back to putting his stuff away. "And here I thought
the worst news I'd hear today would be that monster attack at the mall
downtown." Dale stuck his head in the cabinet and shuffled Cory's and
Eli's unorganized mess of pots and pans. "You two hear about that? I
mean, I guess you've probably been too busy helping this Rob-dude get
his stuff together, huh?"
Cory coughed, "Uh, yeah, we heard a little about it."
"I heard a little rumor," Dale's voice was muffled until he pulled his
back out of the cabinet, "that there may have been a new Spirit Guard
show up."
Eli bit down on his lip. How had that gotten out? "You don't say?"
Dale examined the space he cleared, nodded, then put his pots and pans
away. "Yeah. I mean, no one saw her but supposedly some cops said there
is a few seconds of security camera footage that showed one in a blue
uniform with really long scarlette hair that they had never seen before.
Really weird how these monsters seem to disrupt cameras, right?"
Eli almost chuckled. He and Cory had been in the poorly-named Hush Wagon
and watched as the Twins coordinated with the ninja to corrupt or delete
all but a few seconds of the security camera footage. He got an odd
thrill knowing something he shouldn't. "Yeah. Weird that."
"But, man, they maybe now they got a scarlette, huh?" Dale grabbed his
guitar and backpack and trudged to the too-empty room. Eli felt a stab
of anger. How could Not-Rob so casually walk into Rob's room like that?
Eli knew it was nonsensical to feel like that, but after all that Rob
had sacrificed, that room felt hallowed.
Dale smiled and, thankfully, put his stuff on the other bed. Eli really
would have had an awkward time explaining to Dale why he couldn't use
Rob's unoccupied bed. "Yeah. Maybe so."
"Hope that footage goes public at some point," Dale mused. "Would love
to get a look at her."
Cory grabbed the other boxes and followed Dale into Rob's room. "Yeah?
Why so?"
"Well, for one, every bit of video we've seen of the Spirit Guard shows
a group of very lovely ladies." Eli tensed up. His sister was one of
those lovely ladies. Dale gave a guilty grin. "Plus I kind of have a
thing for scarlettes."
Eli winced. He looked up and glared, as if to accuse Fate herself. "Of
course you do."
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