This story utilizes characters owned by DC/Time Warner/Warner Bros., and
does so strictly in a not-for-profit, parody fanfic usage meant for the
enjoyment of comic fans everywhere.
Consider this a sort of Elseworlds type story, not really set in any of
the normal Bat realms. Our imaginations do not necessarily work within
the usual DC Comics realm.
From Eric - Ever since I read Steve's great story, "Batgirl: Who, me?",
I've been obsessed with it and he, kind and gracious as always, gave me
permission to add to it and re-write it like I did with his Wonder Woman
and Catwoman story. I hope both he and readers will like it! He of
course edited and rewrote it with me. Eric
About five years ago I wrote a story called, "Batgirl: Who, me?" which
had a plot copied almost exactly by the writers of DC's Batgirl: Year One
last year. It involved crossdressing, and after I posted it, Eric
suggested I do an alternate version where a scientific breakthrough had
resulted in a machine that could alter a person to match another as long
as their masses were similar. I did that one and like it a lot more than
the original.
Eric has been after me to do a sequel to that story ever since, but even
though I've had plots developed in my mind, I haven't yet been able to do
so.
A bit more than three weeks ago, Eric sent me a new story based upon that
earlier one which goes in an entirely different direction and results in
one of his favorites, a full body swap. I just finished my edit and
addition of my own material to this new story last night (read, well into
this morning!) and now that Eric has told me he has no problems with any
of the editing or additional material, I'm posting it for your hoped for
enjoyment.
Feedback is greatly desired, be it negative or positive.
Batgirl & Robin: Greener Grass by Steve Zink and Eric
Chapter 1 Who Is Batgirl?
Things were getting worse for Barbara Gordon. Her father the police
commissioner suspected she was Batgirl! The very pretty young redhead
felt she was walking a tightrope in her life, keeping him from finding
out her alter ego. The strain was telling and she was becoming more and
more desperate.
Babs was a petite redhead with a body to die for, or better still, to
live in! It gave her father great pride to see the way she had trained
her body to be fit and well toned. Her actual physique had probably been
inherited from her late mother, a silver medal Olympic fencer, who'd died
while Barbara was still a preschooler. The small frame with which she
was endowed was proportioned perfectly, with a tiny waist and nicely
rounded hips. It wasn't until she reached her junior year in high school
that puberty struck the developing girl hard, and it was at that time
that her chest started to blossom to match the rest of her gorgeous body.
By the time she'd become Batgirl, Miss Gordon was blessed with a 5' 1",
36D-21-35 figure, and her costume showed it off very nicely.
Living in the Gordon household, almost a mansion, with her dad made being
Batgirl very difficult. Finally getting her own apartment helped, since
Barbara no longer had to live under the same roof as her dad, but the
Dark Knight Damsel now had the problem of getting in and out of her
apartment without being discovered by her neighbors. One of the bedrooms
in her two bedroom flat was utilized as her computer center from which
she could tap into any system in Gotham City, or beyond if necessary.
The other bedroom had more than just her bed in it.
Its large walk-in closet had a huge unused space behind it, and very
conveniently, a ladder leading to ground level was only twelve feet to
the right along the inner wall. Barbara had a work permit drawn up in
her computer, with all the appropriate signatures in place, to have a
large enclosed room built in the blank area behind her closet. The
construction team were given the impression that the cute young redhead
merely wanted a bigger closet in which to store her seemingly huge
wardrobe. Little did they know just what kind of wardrobe their client's
actually was!
After construction, Barbara herself built a thin wall at the back of her
closet. A carefully hidden secret doorway was built into the back of the
actual closet. This led to young heroine's miniature Bat Cave. A large
rack was assembled upon which her costumes could be hung, a dressing
table with a brightly lit mirror on the wall above it was against the
outer wall, and a shelving unit was put in next to the costume rack for
her wig and cowl collection. Batman and Robin weren't the only disguise
specialists in Gotham City. Thanks to her taps into the Bat Computer,
Babs knew that their disguises went well beyond costumes, however. She
knew the identities of all the members of the Bat team, and other than
Tim, had been careful to make sure they did not know hers. Eventually,
though, she became familiar enough with Nightwing to let him know who she
really was, so that only Batman himself was left in the dark. Since he
was known as the greatest detective on Earth, she did wonder if the Dark
Knight really didn't know, and was just acting as if her identity was
still a secret to make it look good. But it was Tim she knew best among
all the bats.
She'd been thinking about that as she continued to worry about her dad
and his suspicions. Sometimes Babs would have to make a lame excuse to
depart from a dinner or other meeting with her father and then appear as
Batgirl elsewhere in the City. He was getting more and more ironic - his
deep voice now seemed to say 'Batgirl' with quotation marks and he'd look
at her very quizzically. More and more Barbara was wondering, 'What can
I do to get him off the track?'
The main reason that Barbara selected the apartment complex was that
there was a lockable shed big enough for her powerful motorcycle tucked
away in the blank space at ground level. All she would have to do when
Batgirl was needed was to get into her little lair, change into her
costume, open the door and lower the walkway, make her way to the ladder,
then climb down two stories and walk forty feet to the concrete shed.
There was a restricted access alleyway behind the complex, which had a
thin facing between it and the blank space, so a quick action set of
doors was built for the Batcycle to go in and out.
* * * * *
Bruce Wayne was what many young ladies in Gotham City, nay, all of New
York, well, maybe even the whole world, thought to be the ultimate catch.
He was still young at forty and in excellent health, and to top it off,
very handsome. Even more enticing, he was a multimillionaire with every
chance of eventually becoming a billionaire. From time immemorial,
females have known than any rich man must need a wife!
The side of Bruce's life that had to be hidden from his playboy admirers
was his dark side, the bane of villains everywhere, Batman. When the
hero was a youngster, his parents had been shot in front him by a young
hoodlum. The orphan was raised after their deaths by the family butler,
Alfred Pennyworth, who ended up being more of an elder adviser and
favorite uncle than a butler. The young man became inspired to put his
intelligence, money and rigorously trained muscular body into some way of
avenging them. He built his family fortune, old money on both sides, to
vast amounts by brilliant inventions and shrewd investments until he was
almost a billionaire. But that was only the means to his end. Of course
he used the money and political influence to do what he could against
crime, but the only emotional satisfaction he got was becoming Batman to
personally fight criminals.
Early on he had taken in Dick Grayson, a young acrobat who'd lost his
parents, out of pity in seeing how young Dick was and seeming set to go
through the same hell he had. Soon the young lad became Robin and joined
Batman in operating from the Bat Cave.
Dick Grayson eventually moved away from the Wayne estate to go to
University and also have privacy with women. It was shortly after
graduation that he adopted a newer, more adult identity, Nightwing. The
black haired young man stayed independent from Batman and the Wayne
estate, operating both solo and occasionally in partnership with his old
friend in fighting crime.
Soon after Nightwing came into action in Gotham City however, a young,
brilliant computer hacker named Tim Drake found his way into the computer
in the Batcave. In short order, Batman once again had another Robin to
operate at his side. Tim was so young, only fourteen when he first
donned the red and green costume, and needed to make newer costumes as he
spurted up in height to just two inches shy of six feet. The age acquired
wisdom and worldly ways of Bruce became a much-needed inspiration for the
youngster. The new Robin was an overachieving font of energy that
absorbed all he could from his mentor.
So now, whenever the Bat Signal played upon the skies over Gotham City,
there were usually at least two heroes answering the call. Robin
sometimes could not get away from his home because of homework or some
other restriction caused by his father, but usually made his way out of
the house whenever the alert came from Batman. Sometimes Nightwing
happened upon the scene, either filling in for the missing Robin or
occasionally making it a three man operation. All three were more than a
bit astounded to find that they eventually had a fourth partner, but it
most definitely wasn't a four MAN operation.
Batgirl was looked upon by all three as a hindrance at first, just a
well-built young female groupie in a costume, trying to butt in like many
women. Her intelligence, agility and eagerness to help, along with her
good looks, of course, soon made Batgirl an accepted member of the Bat
team regardless of their prejudices. She proved her worth the most when
their opponent was Catwoman, Poison Ivy, or any one of the other femme
fatales that frequented the dark bowels of Gotham, a city old in history
and wickedness. It sometimes took the insight and instincts of a woman
to defeat the opposing woman, and the Dominoed Dare Doll proved to have
an uncanny ability to work out what the bad girls were up to. Even a
chauvinist like Batman eventually and reluctantly realized it took a
woman to figure out a woman!
* * * * *
Since both Barbara and Tim were computer hackers, it followed that
eventually the two would meet up in the line of their non-Bat work.
Robin inevitably gained the confidence of Batgirl, and the two seemed to
share some special understanding. Though the heroine was seven years
older than the hero, the two worked together easily and they had a
natural energy flow between them.
Barbara was on the computer one day accessing an 'impregnable' secret
weapons site when Tim hacked in with his traditional, Yo! Babs grinned,
and then put her data building on hold. She zapped back a Hey! to him.
Thirty minutes of idle computer chat then took place, with the redhead
laughing out loud and her end and teen having to stifle the laughter at
his house so that his dad didn't come checking on him. In the middle of
one guffaw, the heroine had an inspiration and asked him to meet her
later that night on top of the WayneTech Building, presuming that the
criminal element would cooperate by staying inactive.
Barbara was in luck that night, as the Bat Signal stayed dark and no
alarms were sounding anywhere in the city. When Robin bounded into view,
Batgirl raised her yellow gloved right hand to high five him. After
exchanging a few more ribald comments, the Dominoed Dare Doll took the
Boy Wonder by his shoulders and said, "Tim, I asked you to meet me here
because I have a very special favor to ask. I did not trust even our
secure computer lines for this. Let's sit down." An equipment locker on
the roof provided a bench, and the two crime fighters took a seat.
"Tim," smiled Barbara, "I know that you and Batman must have made a
breakthrough in some high tech disguises during the past year. I even
found references in the Bat Computer to Batman being able to go
undercover as a notorious, well known madam at a brothel once. Did you,
yourself, ever do any disguises as a female?"
Robin grinned wide. "About a year ago, after I hit sixteen and Batman
figured I was finally 'mature' enough, he let me join him in undercover
work," he told her. "Batman was that brothel madam you read about, and I
was one of her young whores! I really shouldn't be telling you this, but
this scientist dude at the Wayne Institute made a breakthrough discovery
in molecular memory."
"You're kidding!" Batgirl gasped. "You were able to pass yourself off as
a prostitute? How? And what's molecular memory?" With all her work in
tapping computers, Barbara had never heard of the term.
"Batman made sure I never got to the point where any sex was involved,"
Robin replied, "so while I looked the part, I didn't get to actually play
the part. As for the molecular memory, I'm not really sure I understand
it, but in the Bat Cave, we have the prototype machine. It kind of maps
a person's body down to the atomic level. It will only read living
tissue and with this data in memory, it can take another person and
transform them into a perfect copy, as long as they have a similar mass.
It wasn't a matter disguising ourselves so we could pass ourselves off;
we actually became physical copies of the women involved. I became the
identical twin of a teenage whore, and Batman, the Madam. The originals
were kept sedated at the Bat Cave. We found out which politicians were
behind the vice and drugs in Gotham." Tim chuckled, then added, "I wish
I had kept some of the pictures to show you. I got a kick out of them,
but Batman was too embarrassed to hear of it! You know how puritanical
he is!"
Barbara laughed. "Since you have done a female part, at least once
anyway, how would you like to do it one more time as a favor to me?"
Tim's eyes went wide. "What do you have in mind? If I have to go out on
my own, I'm not so sure." He reached with his left hand, and placed it
on her right thigh. "Would I be working with you?"
"No," she replied, "at least, not directly. I have a problem with my dad
suspecting that Batgirl might be a part of his family. I'm going to try
and show him that his suspicions are groundless. This invention sounds
like a godsend! How would you like to be Batgirl tomorrow evening, while
I'm at dinner with my father?"
"Gee, I don't know. Trying to fill in for you might call for a pretty
hefty acting job," he told her. "Before, I had Batman with me, and was
in a reasonably controlled situation. What you're calling for sounds a
bit more hairy!" He looked more than a little bit scared.
"Oh, come on!" Batgirl argued. "You could do it, I know you could.
You've got the balls...well, maybe for tomorrow night you wouldn't want
them, hee, hee," she giggled, "you know, you have the ability to pull
this off without a hitch! It's only for a couple of hours!"
A revelation suddenly dawned upon the young man. "Hey, we could do this!
I bet even though our heights are so different, we're close to the same
mass. But then," Tim snickered, "you do seem to be a bit bigger than me
in a few dimensions!" He was thinking, 'That young whore I became had a
small chest. How would it feel to have 'boobs' like Batgirl's, and
actually 'be' the fantastic looking crime fighter?'
Babs said between laughs, "I don't want anyone, even Batman to know
what's going down, so is there any way you could sneak me into the Bat
Cave to take my image, or whatever?"
Tim was now getting excited. It appealed to his adventurous spirit as
well as his deep desire to see Barbara naked! "Not a problem. Batman is
out of town for a few days, on some kind of mission with the Justice
League. We can go right now! I'd have to blindfold you, though, 'til we
get into the cave."
"That's great! I was worried that I'd have to somehow disguise you as
me, but now you'll actually be 'me'." She giggled and continued, "And
since you've had experience in heels, I guess you won't have any problem
in these boots." Batgirl lifted her own right foot, which had a four-
inch spike heel projecting from it. She hated being short, and wondered
how Tim would like it; Babs wished she was as tall as him.
Soon they were in the Bat Cave, after having made a short stop at
Barbara's apartment where she packed a small bag with some clothes that
Tim could wear. The young hero had alerted Alfred while they were on the
way that he was going to do some research, so the caretaker was not
alarmed when he saw the indications of activity down below. 'That boy,'
he thought. 'No matter what hour, always trying to learn more.'
Babs looked around in awe after the strap was removed from her eyes.
Though she'd heard tales and seen computer information, she'd never
before witnessed with her own eyes the marvels of modern technology
hidden away there. She could see where Bruce Wayne spent some of his
many millions. It made her a little envious - all she had was her tiny
little closet! After a brief tour, Tim led her to the machine. He went
around to the operator console as she stripped out of her costume,
wishing he had a monitor to watch. Feeling just a bit queasy, Barbara
stepped under the scanner and felt a tingle that seemed to penetrate
every fiber of her being. Tim then read the dials.
"It will work!" he called out. "Our masses are close enough, and the
machine can now make a copy of you." Barbara knew now how pointless it
was to worry about her nudity with a person that would soon share her
body, and just walked right around the unit to peck Tim with a light
kiss. He blustered, but then looking over her closely, thought it would
be weird; tomorrow, he would actually 'be' the red headed beauty standing
in front of him!
After putting her costume back on, Barbara handed Tim the sack which
she'd filled at her apartment before they went to the Bat Cave. "Here,
this is something for you to wear tomorrow. Tomorrow after school, get
to the Bat Cave to make your transformation, then come to my apartment.
Find some way to clear it with your dad to be out tomorrow night."
"Okay. I think I can work up some lame excuse like a club meeting or
something. I've had a lot of experience in coming up with reasons for
being out of the house!" he told her. "I can't wait! This is going to
be so cool!"
She laughed at his excitement.
Chapter 2 Changes in the Night
Since it was still early when Babs got back to her apartment after
leaving Tim, she changed out of her costume and decided to kill some time
by going over to the mall in a blue cotton pullover over figure hugging
jeans and sneakers. She hadn't intended to do any actual shopping, but
while eyeballing the window display in one of the shoe stores that
catered to the tastes of younger and more showy females, Babs spotted
some fantastic looking stretch PVC boots. They had heels much higher
than those of her costume boots and most of her other shoes, but looked
sexy as hell. Fifteen minutes later, after trying on a few pairs to get
exactly the right size, she was on her way back out to her car with her
eyes now six and a half inches higher than before. Babs found walking in
her new, sexy red boots to be much easier than she'd expected, and loved
the feeling of sexiness and stature they gave her.
Once she got home, Barbara started to think about what would be happening
the next evening. She started to feel nervous, and hoped she was doing
the right thing and wouldn't be getting Tim into any trouble. Since she
always wanted to be Batman's partner, the cute redhead knew how
devastated Tim would be if Batman dropped him as Robin!
Her phone's answering machine was blinking, and after checking the one
call which was from her dad, Babs figured she'd better call him to
confirm dinner!
"Hi, daddy! It's me, Babs."
"Are you still meeting me for dinner tomorrow night?"
"Yes. I wouldn't miss it for the world. I've made sure to arrange
everything else around it." She smiled, thinking about how she would
trick her father and smothered a giggle. Tim was right, it would be so
cool!
"Okay, great. I won't bother to ask where you were earlier when I
called. You're a woman with your own life to live, and I hope you were
having some fun, but like any father I hope it wasn't TOO much fun!" He
sure hoped his daughter wasn't having sex!
Thinking that he must have thought Batgirl was out in action again, Babs
then thought to herself, 'You don't want to know what kind of fun I was
having,' then said, "Oh, you worry too much. I can take care of myself!
I was just out shopping!"
Knowing just how well Batgirl could take care of herself, Jim said, "I
know, sweetheart. Forgive your old dad, I just worry sometimes that you
might be getting in over your head. See you tomorrow!"
"Good night, daddy! Love you!"
"Love you, too. Bye bye."
* * * * *
Tim Drake went directly home after the meeting with Batgirl. The next
day at school was typical and boring. None of the classes came close to
challenging him. He couldn't wait to kiss high school behind!
At home Tim changed into his costume. The red top with short, billowing
green sleeves over green tights, with a cape that was gold on the inside
and blue on the outside, was a big improvement over the old Robin
costume, in his opinion. He even considered his leg coverings as tight
fitting pants, not tights; after all, they were heavily lined with Kevlar
armor, along with the rest of the costume. How could anyone consider
Kevlar as tights?
Sneaking out of his house as easily as he'd snuck in, Tim made his way to
the hidden Redbird, his own personal Batcycle. On the way, Robin called
in to Alfred. He told Bruce's butler that he needed to come in to the
Cave and do some work in the Bat Computer. Alfred set the alarms to
watch for the Redbird, and then told Robin to have fun.
As soon as he was inside the Batcave, the first thing Tim did was to boot
up the computer, just in case Alfred came checking or Babs left a
message. Then he proceeded to the molecular modifier. He undressed,
then did a scan to store his own image in it; otherwise, he wouldn't be
able to switch back to himself. That had been impressed upon him by
Batman! When that was done, he set the controls for the memory of
Barbara's body stored the night before, and feeling both excited and
scared, he activated the machine. Every part of his body seemed alive
with excitement, and he trembled. The teen even passed out for just a
moment, then came to.
"That was weird!" Tim said - and she knew Barbara's voice well enough to
know that it was Barbara she'd just heard talking. Sure enough, a mirror
confirmed that for her. To cover her tracks, Tim then erased from the
computer's memory any reference to the actions she'd just taken. The
disc with Tim's physical makeup on it was hidden in the rack of computer
game discs.
Tim just couldn't help herself. She went back to the mirror, noticing
along the way the different aspects everything in the Batcave had now
that she was about as short as when 'he'd' first came there. At the
mirror, an impishly grinning Barbara Gordon stared back out at her. Her
magnificent tits were tingling and jiggling. Feeling guilty, Tim played
with them! She couldn't believe the sensations she felt as she tweaked
the nipples. That felt great! Babs would never know! She saw her
beautiful face filled with passion in the mirror. Could this really be
him?! Reluctantly, she stopped - she had to get to Barbara's place like
she'd promised. She grinned with luscious lips. She would have plenty
of time for that later, yes sir! She felt a strange pride in being so
beautiful!
Feeling silly, Tim started dressing in the clothes Babs had dropped off
the day before. She wished now that she'd looked at what was in the bag
at that time. Putting them on was awkward at first, but once she started
letting her new body use its natural functions, she soon got the hang of
it. Babs must have wanted to tease her, because she had picked out a
short, black leather miniskirt, a tight, provocative, low cut pink
blouse, and four-inch heeled black shoes with twin ankle straps. "I'll
get her for this," Tim vowed in laughing embarrassment.
Tim put Robin's helmet back on over her now lush, thick red hair,
strapped herself onto the Redbird, then zipped out of the Batcave. It
felt really strange and erotic to ride in the body she now occupied,
dressed so sexily and provocatively and with vibrations affecting both
her chest and her lower regions!
* * * * *
Barbara's day at the library passed with agonizing slowness. She was at
a fever pitch waiting for the night. Could she and Tim pull it off?
Back at her apartment later in the day, Babs waited anxiously for Tim to
arrive. She figured on the time school got out, then added a bit for a
trip to the Bat Cave. But she had no idea how fast the machine worked -
or if it would work at all! Her ringing doorbell brought the redhead out
of her reverie. She went to answer it, and opened the door to see
'herself'! Intellectually, she had been expecting it, but it was still an
emotional jolt to come face to face with herself!
Tim grinned with her lips. "Hello, Avon calling. My name is Barbara
Gordon, miss. May I ask to see the lady of the house?"
Babs giggled. It was unreal. "My name is mud!" she answered. "Thanks
for such a fun surprise! My God, if I didn't know I was me, I would
swear that you were Barbara Gordon," she sighed, staring at her gaudily
and very sexily dressed double. "Well, then, let's get you into costume,
'girl'! We're sure cutting it close on time," she added.
Barbara's twin smiled and told her, "Not to worry! We can do it! The
team of Barbara and Barbara can do anything!"
Tim had never been to Barbara's apartment before and had no idea how she
could be Batgirl and operate out of the small apartment as she saw it.
There were many rooms in Stately Wayne Manor that were larger. Her
hostess led her into the bedroom. "Barbara, don't you think I'm a little
young for this?" Tim joked as Babs led her past her bed.
"Still a virgin?" Barbara asked. "I thought that with the rampant morals
in the high schools these days that you'd've been laid many times by
now!"
Tim was pretty sure Babs didn't know about Stephanie, his eager and sexy
girlfriend; she kept her mouth shut and just smiled with a shit eating
grin. "Why, you little..." Babs giggled, as she reached into the back of
her closet.
Tim was a bit surprised when she saw Barbara disappear into the darkness,
but recovered quickly and figured that she was supposed to follow.
Pushing some hanging blouses and jackets aside, she saw the hatchway and
stepped through. Once again, Tim's mouth took the shape of an 'O' as she
took in the sheer amount of costume supplies, weapons kits, and other
feminine paraphernalia in the miniature, female oriented Bat Cave.
"Welcome to my own little part of the Bat world!" she proclaimed.
Chapter 3 Fun and Games
"Wow, you really are well equipped here," Tim said. "I don't even want
to think of how you hid this in your dad's house before you moved."
Babs chuckled. "Believe me, you don't want to know. Now, let's get
going here. Go ahead and strip down to your, err..." she grinned, "MY
birthday suit."
Tim hesitated for just a second, then figured that, after all, it was her
body, and she saw it every day!
Barbara was doing a quick visual assessment as more and more of Tim's new
physique became apparent. It was true. Tim was exactly like her
physically. She wondered briefly if he had made any mental changes as
well. Anyway, right now Tim was one hell of a beautiful woman, if she
did say so herself!
Babs knew she'd be better to apply the makeup, since she did have the
experience her new twin didn't. She started with a basic foundation,
thankful that Tim's complexion was identical to her own. This was then
powdered, and blush applied to her cheeks. Babs worked the blush
carefully to blend the shapes of Tim's face into a beautiful vision.
Batgirl was going to look stunning, as usual.
When wearing her mask, Barbara almost always wore electric blue eye
shadow, so Tim's eyelids and the area below her eyebrows were worked
over. She did up her lashes with a black mascara, then used a black
pencil to line the lids. Her traditional fire engine red lipstick was
applied to Tim's new lips, lined with a maroon pencil, then sealed with a
lip gloss. When she was finished, Barbara was looking at a live version
of what she normally saw as a reflection while getting changed.
Barbara grabbed the nearest wig cap from the shelf and pulled it over
Tim's head. She tucked the loose strands of red hair up under it, then
pulled down her Batgirl wig from the shelf and placed it in position. It
was so different for her from putting it onto her own head. This wig was
the same color as her own hair, but fell in waves to just below her
shoulder blades. Knowing that Tim could handle the brushing, Babs gave
her the brush while she went to get the black batsuit from the rack in
the closet.
Barbara pulled down the zipper on back, then handed it to Tim, who slid
first her left leg, then her right, into the legs of the suit. Then the
new version of Babs pulled it up, smoothing the material on her legs as
she went. The material felt even more silky than the hose she'd worn the
year before and she asked, "What is this material? It feels awesome!"
Babs put on a wide grin, and said in reply, "That's a material that was
developed as a teasing device by Catwoman. It clings to the skin like
spandex, but massages and stimulates the skin to bring on a truly amazing
feeling. You're gonna love it when it is covering your whole body, and
not just your legs. I find that it makes me faster and keeps the
adrenaline up!"
Barbara was starting to reach behind Tim to pull up the zipper, when she
was surprised to find her doing it all by herself. Tim's arms seemed to
know what to do, she gathered. Tim sort of wiggled as she felt the
material working her skin, and said, "You mean you go into action with
this suit giving you a massage every time?"
"Yeah, don't you just love it?" Babs replied.
While Tim was straightening out her now longer hair over her back,
Barbara was struck by the fact that she was watching Batgirl get dressed.
The work they'd done had paid off. "Well then, Batgirl," she said, "what
would you like to put on next, your boots or your gloves?"
Tim picked up on the reference real quick, and said, "The boots, please.
I want the dexterity of my fingers to work with before putting on the
gloves."
"From here on, try to start thinking of yourself as the female you are,
not the male you were. You'll find it making the disguise that much
easier. No matter what happens, you have keep your mind on the fact that
YOU are Batgirl, and handle any situation that comes up just as I would.
Also, as you'll soon see, those gloves have all the dexterity of your own
fingertips," said the real Barbara to the pretend Batgirl.
'God, Tim is moving so much like myself - Batgirl! - it's unreal!' Babs
noted.
"Would you hand me my boots, please," Tim asked. Babs was still a bit
stunned, but handed the boots to her. She sat down on the seat and
slipped first one, then the other foot into the yellow boots. The
zippers were pulled closed, and the new Batgirl felt her calves fit into
their feminine shape perfectly, then stood without even thinking.
Barbara handed her the yellow gloves next, and these were pulled onto her
arms, with a moment spent in straightening out the bat scalloping on the
outer edges.
Babs was marveling at the way Tim was doing it just the way she normally
did, and also was moving about in the high heeled boots with no problem
at all. 'Tim must have all my reflexes and muscle memory in her copied
body!'
Barbara picked up the yellow utility belt and passed it to Batgirl. The
faux Dark Knight Damsel strung it around her hips, well below her tiny
waist. Babs sincerely hoped Tim would not find a use for the utility belt
that evening, and in her haste didn't even think to brief her replacement
on what the various compartments of the belt held.
Babs took hold of the yellow inside and blue outside butt length cape
with dramatic bat scalloping along its bottom and passed it to Batgirl,
who noticed that her fingers had no problem handling it, just as Babs had
predicted. She clipped it to her shoulders, then swished her hair back
out over it.
"Now for the crowning touch!" Barbara exclaimed. "Your cowl, Batgirl!"
she said while handing the black headpiece over. Batgirl threaded her
hair through the slot in back, then pulled it up and over her head. The
bottom was pulled down to her throat, where Velcro attachments hooked it
to the back of the cowl. When the bottom was tucked into the top of the
suit, the new Dominoed Dare Doll was in full costume.
"My dear, you look outstanding!" Barbara said. "I could retire to the
easy life of a librarian and let you take over, as good as you look. But
then, I suppose Batman might want to have Robin around every now and
then, so I guess after tonight, I'll be back to doing my night job!"
"You may have to fight to get this costume back," Batgirl said, in a
voice that echoed her own. Then she giggled. "Just kidding! I'd hate
to think of having to learn how to fight all over again in this form."
Barbara led Batgirl to the doorway leading to the outer walkway, thinking
that if Tim had picked up her female reflexes for donning the costume,
she'd most likely have no problem with fighting in her body also, but let
it pass and then said, "Okay, here's the plan. My dad is treating me to
dinner at Maxie's. You know it, don't you, the steak house on route 3?"
"Sure do, I've been there with my dad on a number of occasions," Tim
replied. "Do you want me to make an appearance there, so that your dad
can see you and I together in the same spot, or did you have something
else in mind?"
"I doubt there could be any reason for you to show up at the restaurant,"
Barbara replied. "Just use the com gear on your Batcycle to monitor for
any activity, doing a casual patrol. If anything does come up, don't try
to get involved too much, since even though I'm betting you would have no
problem, you aren't used to fighting in that form. No matter what, I'm
sure that word will get to my dad that Batgirl was on the scene. Make
sure they take pictures. If nothing does come up, I'm pretty sure we're
due back at my apartment by 9. Try and drive by on your bike somewhere
between Maxie's and here so that dad can see you."
"Sounds good," Batgirl replied. "Have fun tonight!"
"I'll try, but having my dad watching over me is going to be tough, as
well as the excitement I'll feel as another me is roaming around, in my
costume, wearing my body and on my cycle," Barbara said. "Here, let me
show you how to get to the Batcycle."
Moments later, as Batgirl sped out of the hideaway, Barbara went back
inside to change into some dinner clothes. She had about twenty minutes
before her father was expected. Batgirl had been right. The team of
Barbara and Barbara had pulled it off! Babs was looking forward to
wearing her new red boots again.
Babs was maybe a bit overdressed for the occasion, her father thought.
After all, this was only dinner at a family steakhouse, not a banquet.
She was wearing a floor-length dress that almost qualified as a gown. It
was powder blue in color, with white lace trim. A wide white belt was
used, making it evident just how small a waist she had. While as
charming and pleasant as always, his lovely and he hoped virginal
daughter seemed like she had something else on her mind.
"Problems, Babs?" he asked.
She laughed and answered, "You're a worry wart. Relax. I am, despite my
size, a big girl now and can take care of myself."
"Touch?!"
But of course, she did have other things on her mind. Foremost of which
was, 'How will Tim do as me?' Then she started thinking, 'My replacement
sure adapted quickly to being me! And she certainly seemed to enjoy
being a female and wearing my body!' This got Babs herself wondering,
'What would it be like to be a man instead of a woman? I was always such
a tomboy when I was younger.'
After the meal, father and daughter chatted over coffee. Babs sincerely
hoped that Batgirl was going to make some kind of public showing to make
her dad know that his suspicions were groundless.
The night at Maxie's finally came to an end. They got back to the
apartment right at 9, but Babs never caught sight of Batgirl, so she was
sure her father hadn't either. She hoped nothing really dangerous had
developed for her replacement while on patrol.
Instead of parking, Jim pulled up in front of Barbara's first floor
hallway entrance. He watched as she lifted herself from the car,
catching a glimpse finally of the new red boots her gown had been hiding
all night, then watched as she pranced in quick, short steps to her
doorway. Babs turned to wave goodbye to him, saying, "Good night, daddy.
Thanks for the dinner. See you tomorrow!"
"You're welcome. Good night, and sleep tight." He waved, then drove
off.
Chapter 4 Batgirl in action!
Earlier, while Babs and her father were dining, Tim was navigating the
Batcycle in a squares pattern through downtown Gotham. So far, the faux
Batgirl had been lucky. No crimes had been reported calling for her
assistance. She checked in with Alfred and was told that all was quiet.
She giggled and thought, 'It's so funny that Alfred thought I was the
real Batgirl!'
This call had also been heard by other ears, and shortly after Batgirl
had made her call, Nightwing checked in and asked her to meet him in
front of his apartment. Curious, the new Dominoed Dare Doll sped over.
The hero waved at her from the side of the street to come that way. She
turned the Batcycle around and headed back to the spot where she'd seen
the young man.
After parking the Batcycle and setting it on the kick stand, Batgirl
swung a sexy leg up and over the seat to dismount her bike. "Nightwing?"
she called out, not seeing him in the shadows. Hearing no reply, she
walked over to the side of the building where she was pretty sure she'd
seen Grayson earlier. "Nightwing?" she called out again.
"Right here!" he exclaimed, then grabbed her by her left arm and swung
her into his arms. "You've got to know I've been waiting a long time to
see you in a situation where we weren't swinging and clawing our way
through a wall of crooks, and since nothing at all seems to be going on
this evening, do you think we could get more comfortable together?"
Before she could even reply, Tim felt her lips being locked by those of
her accoster, and his tongue shot through them to enter her mouth.
Tim remembered what Barbara had said about keeping in form, no matter
what, and put the experience from a year earlier as a prostitute to good
use. Also, this new body - Barbara's female body - seemed to be enjoying
the kiss! While Nightwing was flicking his tongue back and forth while
french kissing her, she felt her own tongue shoot forward to return fire.
The delicious taste of her lips excited him all the more, and Dick
reached down with his left hand to fondle her breasts. 'Boy, did that
feel great,' Batgirl thought, and moaned while snuggling closer. The
costume magnified the effect, and everything seemed so sexy and exciting!
The faux heroine knew she shouldn't be doing this, but...
She felt her unfamiliar equipment moistening below. The excitement did
increase Tim's sensitivity in her crotch, and the squirming intensified
it. What really got Batgirl's attention was when that left hand shot down
and copped a feel of her pussy. Nightwing felt the contours of her
feminine mound and was about to use one finger to rub the slit, but was
surprised when Batgirl drew back her tongue and body, then slapped him
hard across the face.
Knowing enough not to use his real name in a possibly public scene,
Batgirl yelled out, "Nightwing! How could you! Show some manners, you
cad! You never even gave me an opportunity to answer whether or not I
wanted to be here with you. I'm not sure if I would have before, but
your actions tell me that I definitely don't want to now."
She breathed heavily. It had taken all of her resolution to bring her
traitorous new body under control.
Dick backed off, and gathered his wits. "I'm sorry, I don't know what
came over me," he said softly in apology. "I just wanted to talk, but
seeing your enticing form come out of the glare and into the shadows made
me break. You are just too damned good looking, woman. And yes, I did
say 'woman', not 'girl'. You may call yourself BatGIRL, but you, my
dear, are all woman!" He had made his approach when he knew Batman was
out of town, for the original Robin knew his old guardian would not
approve of any relationship with Batgirl! A sit down session with the
Dark Knight would have to be arranged, and soon.
Tim couldn't help but feel flattered. It was also good to know that
apparently Babs and Dick knew each other. The situation was getting even
more personal, and since they were isolated to a degree and their voices
kept low, she decided to use his real name for emphasis. "Dick, you have
shown no manners whatsoever. Any true woman would have screamed rape for
what you did to me. But I do want to see you more, in the future. You
excite me in ways no man ever has before," she told him, thinking just
how true that statement really was. "I am more than a mere woman, I am a
sex machine. Just look at this body! Do you think I dress this way to
impress myself? So far, the only person who has shown me any interest
was Catwoman, and I must say, she knows how to please a woman. Do you?"
Tim found herself saying, almost without any control. Where had that
reference to Selina come from? From what Babs had said about what her
costume was made from, maybe? A lesbian scene? Had she somehow picked up
some of Babs' memories, too? She wondered if maybe that last statement
might have been a bit overboard, and found out she was right.
"This isn't the place for me to show you just how I can please a woman,"
Grayson said, "but I've had my own trysts with Selina, so I know what she
likes." Batgirl's eyes went wide at hearing this. "You and I have never
had sex before, but believe me, the last few weeks it's been about all I
can think of! Let's see if you like some of Selina's bedroom favorites!"
Batgirl's eyes went wide at hearing this. Then he kissed her again.
"Come on up to my apartment, and I'll show you how much I want and need
you!!"
That broke the dam on Tim's sexual drives, and panting, she said, "Lead
the way!"
Nightwing led Batgirl to the special hidden entrance to his own complex,
and they disappeared from view.
For the second time that evening, Tim found herself denuding. She even
decided to give Dick a bonus and did a bit of a strip show while taking
off her costume, including a sexy removal of the wig. The memories of
her short experience as a prostitute were coming in handy, and now it
sure was fun!
If Tim thought that her body had felt stimulated when she'd been playing
with it in the Bat Cave, she was in for a big surprise. Dick Grayson was
not a 'wham, bam, thank you, ma'am' lover. He knew the importance of
foreplay, and Tim found out just what he had meant about Selina's
favorites. Dick was showing her some really fancy sexual moves, and by
the time he eventually got around to mounting Barbara, or at least, who
he thought was Barbara, he was pretty sure she'd climaxed at least twice.
The shared orgasm they felt as he emptied himself into her took Tim over
the edge, and she screamed out her elation.
Afterward, Tim took a quick shower to rinse off, avoiding any splash to
ruin her makeup. She patted herself dry with the towel in a feminine
manner without even thinking about it, and turned to leave the bathroom.
She got to the doorway and then halted, stunned when she looked into
Dick's bedroom. Laid out on the bed was a VERY familiar black costume.
One which did NOT have yellow trim.
"I developed such a strong liking for Selina after joining with her a
while back when she was still acting more like a good friend and fighting
crime with us that I put together a copy of her costume," Dick said in
explanation. "Just for my sake, before you get back into your own
Batgirl costume and go back on patrol, would you dress up as Catwoman and
give me one last thrill for the night?"
Tim thought for just a moment before deepening her voice and replying
with seeming abandon, "So, Mr. Grayson, Batgirl wasn't good enough for
you. You should have known that no woman could give you loving the way
Catwoman can!" As soon as she finished, she reached for the shiny black
catsuit. It was much lighter than the material of Batgirl's own catsuit,
and Tim wondered if this was the same as what Selina really wore. She
glanced at Dick and said, "Can a girl have some privacy while dressing,
Mr. Grayson?" He scooted into the bathroom and closed the door. Eagerly
she pulled the catsuit on over her body, not noticing the attached tail
until she'd gotten it up past her waist. This brought a sly grin to her
face. When she finally had the top on and zipped up to her neck, she
noticed that her own breasts didn't stand out in Selina's costume as much
as the feline felon's did. She wondered if this mattered to Dick? The
green contacts then got popped in over her baby blue irises.
The next logical question was, what size were the boots that she'd found
with the costume? Looking at the sole of one of them, Tim noted it was
the same size as her Batgirl boots. 'Had Dick been planning this costume
session for Babs all along?' she wondered. No matter, she decided as
each black boot was pulled on and zipped up to her knees. Luckily the
heels were only a bit higher than those on the yellow boots, and proved
to be no real problem after trying to walk in them. With their claws,
Catwoman's gloves most definitely did not give the same dexterity as
Batgirl's, so she held off on those until pulling the black cowl over her
head and face and then tucking it into the top of the catsuit. That was
one advantage Selina had with her costume, no hair stuck out to worry
about. Now came the gloves, and Tim got a real thrill when she felt her
fingertips go into the claws of the gloves. These claws then reached for
the long whip and wrapped it around her waist and left shoulder.
Before calling for Dick, Tim had to see just how good a Catwoman she
made. She made her way over to the vertical mirror on his closet door
and struck a pose. "Meowwwwwrrrr!" was all she could think to say when
she saw her reflection. 'Watch out, Selina, your replacement is here!'
she thought with a wicked sneer on her face. Then she went over to the
bathroom door. "Mr. Grayson, it's not nice to keep cats waiting. Get
your ass out here NOW!"
As the door swung open and Dick saw what he had dreamed of, he heard,
"Now, just what should I do with my naughty Bat?"
"Wow, you have made my dreams come true! It's been so long since I was
with Selina, and now I can at least pretend that I was with her again. I
wouldn't dream of asking you to do another strip scene and then make love
to me as Catwoman, since I know you have to get back out on patrol. But
if you ever want to come here and play dress up again, I'll welcome you
with open arms! You look so good that you could easily take Selina's
place as Catwoman. It's a good thing you don't have her nefarious
personality and wicked mind!"
Catwoman walked up to Dick and hugged him fiercely, then reversed the
earlier scene by attacking his lips and mouth with her own. Then she
broke away and said, "Mmmm, it is too bad we can't have a purrrrrfectly
fine second scene on your bed. It is fun to disguise myself like this
and play act as being the feline felon. Now, I'd better do a quick
change act and turn Catwoman into Batgirl. Want another thrill? I'll
let you watch this time."
Dick went over to the desk and did watch with a big grin on his face as
the Kriminal Kitty did a super sexy strip out of her costume, then pulled
on the red Batgirl wig followed by the heroic costume to become the
Dominoed Dare Doll. In only a matter of minutes he saw the wicked
villainess become the wholesome heroine. "Wow!" he said. "I sure hope
Selina never gets the idea to get a Batgirl costume and fool us the way
you just showed it can be done."
"That would make things pretty interesting, wouldn't it," Tim replied.
"Of course, Selina in the Batgirl costume would make it look like I'd
gotten some breast implants!" She giggled. "Someday I'll have to get
you to tell me just how and why you put together this Catwoman costume
with boots that just happened to be exactly my size. That does have to
wait for another day. I have to get going. By the way, this evening has
been so incredible! I can truthfully say that I have never felt so
ecstatic in all my life. You've made me feel so alive, so full of
energy! I hope I've made you feel at least half as vital as me."
A relaxed Nightwing said, "I think it's pretty obvious how good it was
for me. You know, you really should consider changing your name.
BatGIRL just doesn't seem appropriate."
"I'll consider that" Tim told him. "If you can graduate from Robin to
Nightwing, I suppose maybe I could advance also. We'll see. Now, would
you please show me how to get down to my bike? I've got places to be,
people to see..."
"Sure, follow me," he said. He led her back down to the street. There,
Nightwing said, "Really, I'm sorry about the way this got started. I
don't know what came over me, other than the intimate proximity of your
beautiful body in a non-hostile environment. Will you forgive me,
please?"
Batgirl looked Dick directly in the eyes, and said in almost a whisper,
"For now, you're forgiven. The sex and costume fun in your apartment
more than made up for any crudeness earlier. But I can't guarantee the
future. I have to think about this, and we'll have to see what
transpires."
Gently clasping her left hand, Nightwing said in an equally soft whisper,
"Thank you. I'll keep my fingers crossed. I want this to be the
beginning of something, not the end!"
Tim felt thrilled, but instinctively concealed it. "I'll see you later,
in one way or another." With that, she turned and walked seductively
back to her Batcycle. 'What am I going to tell Barbara?!'
The chronometer on the dash showed a digital time of 20:16, and Batgirl
knew she should try and get to the restaurant and tail the Gordons for a
9 o'clock rendezvous. Before she got anywhere near though, Tim heard an
alarm clanging loudly at a savings and loan she was passing. "Well,
looks like Batgirl is going to get some action tonight...other than
sex...after all." She grinned with a wickedly satisfied smile. "But I
doubt if a robbery will be as exciting as sex!"
Stopping her bike a block from the building, Batgirl got off and did a
quick check around the outer perimeter of the property. She saw two
figures darting about amongst the shadows inside the unlit offices, and
no sign of any accomplices outside. Their apparent getaway vehicle was
idling on the side street, so the first thing she did was to shut off the
engine and then rig it so that it couldn't be easily restarted. 'Hmmmph,
I bet this is a trick Babs wouldn't have known how to pull,' she thought
with another big grin.
Figuring that the door closest to the car would be the one they'd jimmied
open, Batgirl tested it and found that she'd guessed correctly. Having
watched the real Batgirl do so in the past, she knew where in the utility
belt her folded up batarangs were. Flipping open the lid, she reached in
and pulled out two. She also found the container with the ninja throwing
stars. She grabbed a few, and then stole into the building, careful to
make no sounds even in the high heel boots.
Wishing she had some of Robin's night vision goggles, and not realizing
that a pair were in one of her belt compartments, Batgirl waited until a
head was silhouetted against the window behind, and tossed a batarang
toward where his knees should be. Sure enough, the figure collapsed in a
heap, but yelled out while doing so. His partner was smart enough to not
come running toward an unknown threat, and inched his way toward where
the moans were coming from. Tim could make out a pistol in his right
hand, and flicked a star at it. The points of the star embedded in the
back of his hand, and at the same time that he screamed in agony, the
sound of the gun bouncing off the floor was heard.
Batgirl whipped out two pairs of Batcuffs, and before either crook could
recover, she had them trussed with their hands behind their backs. Within
moments of their immobilization, she saw Police strobes flashing next to
the ex-getaway car. They came into the building with guns at the ready,
but she yelled out, "This is Batgirl, the sitch is tight and I've got the
perps restrained," and they eased up. One of the cops found the switch
for the emergency lights, and suddenly every light in the complex came
on, flooding the scene in brilliant illumination. Only Batgirl had known
enough to shut her eyes at the first hint of light, and she was the only
person in the room not suffering from snow blindness for a few moments.
When the cops recovered their vision, they both took in the beautiful
vision in black and yellow standing before them. Each had heard of
Batgirl, but neither had seen her in person before. They got a quick
report from her so that no need would be had for her to come downtown,
and the two crooks were piled into their squad car. A tow truck showed
up before the squad car left, and took away the getaway car. The tow
truck driver couldn't figure out why the car refused to start.
Another Police car showed up at the same time, and they stood watch at
the building to prevent any further criminal activity there. Batgirl was
thanked by one and all, and then left to restart her trek. Newspaper
reporters showed up just as she was approaching her bike, and got a few
brief words and a number of pictures before she left. The Dark Knight
Damsel was glad to help them, because she had now provided Barbara with a
positive alibi. When she got to her bike, the clock told her it was
already 21:13. It was pointless to try and go by the restaurant, so the
faux heroine started heading toward Barbara's apartment. She figured
she'd get there around 2200.
Chapter 5 What a night!
Catwoman was bored. A little action wouldn't hurt. It would hardly be
dangerous as she knew Batman was out of town. She would only have to
really worry about Batgirl who was just a little girl compared to her,
and the new Robin was no match for her; in addition, she was sure Batman
had left instructions to Robin to stay out of trouble. And as for the
cops, most of them couldn't even make change. She hadn't been in the
papers in a while; Joker and his goofy henchwoman Harley Quinn were
stealing all the headlines. Why the press paid more attention to a
madman and his admittedly shapely partner than to the sexiest, most
brilliant criminal in the world was beyond her understanding!
So she got in her hopped up Catcar and sped away toward the Gotham Zoo.
The feline felon was more interested in creating mayhem than stealing
anything that night. Her first priority was the large cats, obviously,
and Selina lifted the gate, saying, "There you go, my pretties! Have
fun!" One of the night watchmen sounded the alarm, and a system wide
alert went out.
Batgirl heard the call for help, and did a quick analysis of where she
was relative to Barbara's apartment and to the zoo. It would take too
long to get to Babs and have her go to the zoo as Batgirl, so she decided
to make her second emergency run for the evening. 'After all, how
dangerous could a criminal at the zoo be, for God's sake?' As soon as
the update came through that it was Catwoman releasing the animals,
Batgirl thought immediately of how ironic it was that less than two hours
before, SHE had been Catwoman! She then realized, 'Damn! Bruce told me
not to risk myself with her, Joker or Penguin!' But she couldn't
disgrace Batgirl and increased her speed just a bit.
Batgirl pulled up to the zoo entrance just as a Police car arrived,
lights flashing but without a siren blaring. "Glad to see you here,
Batgirl," the driver, an older looking cop, said as he stepped out of the
car. "From what we've heard, we might need your help here."
"I heard the call and was nearby," she answered, "so I figured I may as
well lend a hand. Do you guys have any idea how you want to go after
Catwoman?"
"Let's get our radios set for a distinct freq, so we don't get any
interfering calls from elsewhere, then split up to look for her. Let's
all go to PC6, the one reserved for field emergency use. If help arrives
while we're inside, they'll probably know to go to that channel."
Batgirl's earpiece was already in place within her cowl, and all she had
to do was reach down to her utility belt and key in PC6. She was
relieved to find night vision goggles there as well. The officers had to
unwind their earphones and hook them to their ears, the younger one
taking a bit longer than his older partner, so as Batgirl started to look
around for any roaming animals, she heard a, "Test, one, two."
"Batgirl here."
"Two here."
"Okay, let's go. Don't worry about loose animals. The zoo itself is
sealed off, so they can't go out into the city, but do take care with any
big or carnivorous beasts. Hopefully they've been recently fed! We're
primarily concerned with the criminal - especially if it's really
Catwoman and not some night watchman's fantasy. Fan out, and sing out if
you spot the feline witch."
"Check."
"Check."
Utilizing walkways wherever possible to keep her heels from sinking into
dirt, Batgirl fanned out from the large cat area, trying to think of what
kind of priorities the alleged villain might have. Hell, she didn't even
know if it was Catwoman they were chasing down; a night watchman thinking
it was her was hardly conclusive!
Batgirl found to her delight that she seemed to have the same natural
instincts that the real Batgirl had. Making note of the animals seen or
called out by the others as running free already, she made a quick
checklist in her mind and decided to check on the aviary. Her detective
skills paid off, for as the Dominoed Dare Doll approached the entrance to
the large hall, she saw in person the sexy image she'd seen in a mirror
earlier, Catwoman. She was in the process of reaching into a weapons kit
hanging from her belt, looking for something.
This moment of distraction was just the opportunity Batgirl was hoping
for, and because of her proximity to her target, she didn't dare call out
her sighting to the others. That would have to wait. Getting on her
toes to keep her heels off the pavement, which wasn't easy, Tim edged her
way to a spot directly behind the still unwary Catwoman. Getting a
Batarang out and ready, she raised her hand and threw it. But the feline
felon's instincts were equal to the threat and amazingly she jumped
quickly to the side and out of the way.
Batgirl took out a throwing star and said, "Freeze, Catwoman. I've got
you dead in your tracks and two cops are on the way. You can't get
away!"
Catwoman turned to face Batgirl, and said in a voice full of feline
sexiness, "I don't see your cop friends, or even the immature Robin!
Looks like I only have to deal with you, little girl. And how hard can
that be?" In a flash, her motion so quick as to stun Batgirl, Selina had
her whip snaking through the air at the upraised star.
It flew from Batgirl's hand to clatter uselessly to the ground. Before
she could fly at Catwoman, Tim had to dodge another lighting lash of her
whip! She had never fought Catwoman before, and she hesitated. Selina
didn't. Like lighting she reached to her weapons bag and in one motion
picked out and threw a knockout pellet, and Batgirl collapsed. She
crumpled in a heap. The villainess in gleaming black laughed. "I can't
stay to have some girl talk!" She didn't kill people. Batman wouldn't
like it. The pellet would only take the girl out for fifteen minutes at
the most, but that was more than what she would require. "Pleasant
dreams!"
Catwoman had no intention of running into any cops, either real or made
up by Batgirl to fool her, and very carefully worked her way back to her
car. The risk was not worth it. She had only done it out of boredom
waiting for Batman to return to Gotham. She thanked the stars that she'd
chosen black for a costume color, and not some bright color that would
stand out at night. Cursing to herself that none of the animals had made
it past the outer walls of the zoo, Selina pulled off her cowl and
climbed into her car and took off, carefully not toward her lair just in
case!
Back at the zoo, number two found the crumpled black and yellow form
heaped upon the ground in front of the aviary. He could only assume that
Batgirl had met up with their quarry, and been taken down before calling
for help. Calling out for number one's aid as he stooped, he put the
back of his hand to Batgirl's neck, and felt her pulse. At least she was
still alive. Not knowing how or why the avengerette was unconscious, he
decided to forgo rousing her until his teammate arrived. But as pangs of
guilt raced through him, he stooped and copped a feel of her magnificent
breasts!
Number one came running up in moments, and the first thing he asked was,
"Have you seen Catwoman anywhere?"
"I'm assuming Batgirl met up with her and the cat bitch took her out.
It's a safe bet that the perp took a powder as soon as she took out
Batgirl, and I never saw her anywhere while I was making my way here. I
found Batgirl by accident as I approached the aviary."
"Is she okay?"
"She's breathing," number two said, and at that, both looked down to see
the perfectly shaped chest rising and falling.
"Yes, I can see that, now. Any idea what took her out?" one asked.
"I did find the remains of a tiny pellet near her body," two answered,
"which probably held some kind of knockout gas."
"I've seen these pellets before," one said. "These are the kind that
Batman and company use in fighting crooks. I guess Catwoman is really a
'copy cat'!" He roared in appreciation of his wit while his partner
winced his distaste!
As they spoke, the woman at their feet started to stir. One crouched
down and put his hand behind her back to support her. "How are you
feeling, Batgirl? Can you hear me?" he asked.
She just groaned, her eyes still closed. "What was that you called me?
I'm not Batgirl, I'm..." she started to say, but faded out.
As her eyes fluttered open, the woman saw the shape she was in and the
costume she was wearing, and was puzzled for just a moment. Then she
remembered the events of the evening, and fell back into form. "Oooh,
does anybody have any aspirin? That stuff leaves a nasty reminder!" she
said, trying to put a bit of lightness in her voice as she clutched her
head.
"Sorry, we stopped carrying any nonprescription painkillers a long time
ago. Can you tell us what happened here? Here's what knocked you out,"
one said as he handed her the remains of the copy of the Bat gas pellet.
Batgirl sat up, drew her knees to her chest, and crossed her arms around
them. "I came upon Catwoman, and yes, that is who it was for your
report, but I was too close to risk making a call to you. I feared she
would hear my voice. I took a chance at trying to apprehend her on my
own, but she was too quick for me. You wouldn't believe the lightning
fast reflexes that woman has! Really, she is like a cat! And I can't
for the life of me remember how she knocked me out. I remember her
jarring a star