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All in the Family By Jena Corso Edited By Angela Meyers Part Three "Come on, princess," said Kristen, coming over and taking his arm, posing in the mirror with him. "Mom says you're riding with me in the limo and at least now you look good enough for me to be seen with." "I am?" asked Johnny surprised. "Well I'm sure my cousin will think so," teased Kristen. "Try not to make him soil his tux before you even get those big bj lips on him. It's Dolce and it's rented you know." "I meant in the limo, you nasty bitch," Johnny told her as he struggled in his shoes as she dragged him out. "Yeah I know what you meant," giggled Kristen as she got in. "But you've still got some big luscious lips that look ready to blow a sailor. Don't cha blondie." He turned away, wanting to kill her but knew he had to stay calm. Immediately he noticed her new extreme dark to light hair was similar to his natural hair with the blonde pony he had walked in with earlier. Instead of the wheat colored pony, she had cascading blonde curls that streamed almost all the way down to her ass, but the coloring was identical. He had known something didn't seem right when Kristen made him switch chairs, now understanding she wanted the ombre dark to light style he had previously. "So you switched seats on purpose! Didn't you?" asked Johnny, looking her right in the eye as the limo drove off. "Oh whatever do you mean, Doreen?" Kristen flicked her wrist and then fluffed her curls, taunting him. "Do you not like how your hair turned out, and honestly the ombre looks better on me of course?" "Holy shit! Your mom said there was a mix up but... you wouldn't have... would you?" sighed Johnny, covering his mouth quivering as he realized the blonde tresses and stud in his nose must have also been meant for her as she didn't care about anything but getting her way. "You're unbelievable. You fucked me!" "Fucked you?" giggled Kristen, tapping her lip. "I'm not sure. I guess technically I almost fucked you? Or started fucking you? But my mother ruined it, didn't she? I mean she probably fucked you or maybe Donnie will? But I think technically I think I didn't although I know both of us could have used it?" "That's not what I mean and you know it!" screamed Johnny. "You really are unbelievable." "Me. I'm unbelievable?" said Kristen covering her chest. "No, see the thing is, now you're even more believable. I mean I'll give you credit that you were pretty before, but now you look more like the bimbo you really are. Funny part is that now you realize it was supposed to be me and if I knew my mom was surprising me with the stud and full bleaching... which I didn't... I would have been fine with it. But whatever?"?? "You are some piece of work, Kristen?" said Johnny, feeling his chest pounding with anger. "And now so are you, lovely Doreen. But I'd say more like a piece of ass especially now," smirked Kristen. "Thing is princess, I really don't care about my mom's fucking boy toy shit as long as she gives me what I want, and I mean every fucking thing I want. If not, I'll rat to my father in a fucking second. So listen up blondie. You better not cause me an ounce of grief or stress tonight, because it's my night! Understand sissy bitch?!" "Yes," replied Johnny meekly. "Good! Whatever she does with you later I could give a shit about, but when you're there you better act the part for all of our sakes," said Kristen, snapping closed her compact nastily. "In fact, everyone's already talking about Donnie's new girlfriend, so I expect you'll be all over my cousin like the cheap hoe you are. Fuck with me blondie and I'll pull out that little pecker of yours in the middle of the dance floor and hand you over to my dad. I guarantee that won't work out well for you sister, unless you intend to go home without that bitch prick you came with." Johnny just sighed now, slumping back in his seat as the limo pulled up at Kristen's house. She smiled as she stepped out, immediately being hugged and fussed over by the half dozen girls all dressed alike in short peach a-line dresses. As he exited, he noticed Donnie checking him out and not recognizing him at first, half stunned by the flash bulbs popping. He looked up, seeing the small team of professional photographers snapping away and then watched Donnie's jaw drop as he walked towards him. "Hi," said Johnny in his softest sweetest voice, looking into Donnie's eyes, taking his hand. "Hhhh iii," mumbled Donnie, stunned as he looked him up and down, feeling his heart pounding. "You ahhh... ahhh... made out pretty well with my aunt and cousin I guess." "You mean your girlfriend looks beautiful, right?" winked Heather, coming over nudging them and handing Donnie a small plastic container with an enclosed wrist corsage. "Yes, incredible actually," said Donnie, slipping the corsage over Johnny's wrist. "And so does my cousin, right?" said Kristen, elbowing Johnny as she walked by and gave him a stern look as she flipped her chin. "Yes, very handsome," said Johnny, avoiding eye contact as he adjusted Donnie's bow tie and then closed his eyes, initiating a soft kiss. He felt sick to his stomach hearing the flashes pop, realizing this was all being caught on film before quickly turning away as he broke the kiss, noticing Kristen's evil grin and Heather's brow lift. He couldn't look back at his friend, feeling his palms sweating as they stood hand in hand while the photographer took shot after shot of Kristen posing with family and friends. This seemed to last forever as he awkwardly watched, until finally it was their turn as Heather organized shot after shot. "Now you two pose for them and then Donnie get over there with the dais for the group shots," said Heather. He was numb to everything, now being positioned in shot after shot with Donnie's hands all over him, until finally they finished and he ran over with the main group. "You ok? You're doing just fine," whispered Heather, giving him a quick hug while Donnie was taking pictures with the group from the dais. "What do you think?" whined Johnny. "I just kissed a guy, and even worse it was with my best friend as his 'girlfriend'." "Oh please, that was just a peck," said Heather, squeezing his ass. "I hope you realize you'll need to do better than that later. His parents will definitely be watching, and you'll need to put on a good show, honey." "I was hoping I didn't, but I guess I already know the answer," gulped Johnny. "Trust me you'll be kissing much worse in your life." Heather gave him a playful slap on the ass before walking away. "But not tonight you sexy bitch... so keep up the good work being Donnie's pretty little girl, and when I'm done with you later, I'm pretty sure a peck here and there will be long forgotten." It really didn't take that long until finally he was back in the limo now, except this time it was packed as he was joined by everyone in the dais and their dates as he sat with his best buddy. There really wasn't much choice but to sit with Donnie's arm around him as it was tightly packed and he sat zoning out as the girls were loudly gossiping. It began getting crazy until the limo pulled up at a liquor store, and Kristen opened her purse and extended her hand with some cash. "Here's the list, Doreen," said Kristen ,handing it to Johnny. "Go get the booze as you're the only one old enough. Your ID's in your purse." Johnny looked around, seeing all the underage eyes on him and felt the intense peer pressure as he strolled into the liquor store. It was his first time attempting to buy anything like this himself as he strolled up and down the aisles collecting the bottles from the list. He waited in line behind a few middle aged guys, avoiding eye contact as he dug through his purse, having his ID and money ready. When it was his turn, he quickly put the bottles on the counter, awaiting the response as he rang them up. "$97.50 please miss," said the clerk smiling as he made eye contact. "Sure," said Johnny, giving a small smile handing the money and ID. The clerk only took a fake glance at it instead staring at his cleavage and making sure to softly rub his thumb as he handed him the change. "Thanks and come again," said the clerk as Johnny turned, heading towards the door. He felt so sickened as he took the bag, noticing the men behind him gawking at him as it was impossible to avoid complete eye contact as he walked away. "I know I'd come more than once if I tapped that shit," joked one guy to his buddy. "Me too," joked his friend. "And I expect to in a few hours, especially when I'm thinking of her instead of my wife tonight." He was completely grossed out as he hurried out the door, happily not overhearing anyone anymore as he scurried back to the limo. He knew now there would be no guy there that wouldn't be twisting their necks to gawk at him for at least moment and that if he left Donnie's side every single guy with a pulse would be all over him like a cheap suit. "Wow you were motoring pretty good in those skyscrapers," teased Kristen as Johnny quickly jumped into the car and handed her the bottles. "Now let's party everyone!" They opened the limo's bar now, pouring shots as the rounds were flying. It was impossible not to drink with the group as he downed a few shots, watching a few people including Kristen make out with their boyfriends as he tried staring out the window. Finally the limo pulled up at the catering hall as they all hurriedly fixed their faces and downed some breath mints before getting out to the awaiting photographers. Kristen was right that Heather and her father had absolutely spared no expense, as it was an event like none he had ever been to. He looked around, amazed at how elaborate the setting was, with ice sculptures, over a dozen stations of appetizers and multiple bars. There were mimes, jugglers, fire eaters and all kinds of individual entertainers wandering through the crows as there must have been close to three hundred people at this insane event. "Hey dad," said Johnny, seeing his father drinking. "Hey I'm so glad you two made it," said the Sheriff hugging Johnny. "Wow Doreen. You look fantastic. Certainly way too pretty for my son." "Thank you sir," said Johnny giving a small smile. "And thanks for having me invited." "You kidding! It's my pleasure!" said the Sheriff. "Plus I can't wait to see the look on my ex-wife's face when she sees such a beautiful young lady walking in with her baby boy. Just that alone should be worth the price of admission." "Oh dad. Gotta go," said Donnie, not amused as he dragged Johnny from the conversation and deeper into the party. As they wandered through the crowd, the slight buzz he had from the alcohol relaxed him just enough to not feel too uncomfortable holding hands as he was being introduced to so many of their friends and family as Donnie's girlfriend. Most of what was said went in one ear and out the other as he did his best smiling and hugging people he hoped he'd never see again, and figured if by chance he did there would be no chance they'd recognized him. Probably the hardest part was noticing the stray eyes looking him over as nervously he'd wiggle in closer to Donnie, making sure anyone that gawked knew he was unavailable. When guys looked at him, he made sure to avoid any eye contact, realizing he had become eye candy on his best friend's arm as he paraded him from group to group, proudly showing off his tasty catch. It seemed crazy but Donnie was actually getting more brazen, showing off for his cousins and Kristen's friends, touching Johnny's ass during some conversations and getting a bit more hand happy until Kristen walked by interrupting, pulling Johnny away. "Why don't you go get us a drink, cuz?" said Kristen, half snarling at Donnie. "I'll mind your woman for you and we need to catch up on a little girl chat." "Fine! Whatever?" said Donnie, annoyed she interrupted his boasting. "Thanks, I needed a break from all those idiot guys and your cousin," said Johnny, relieved to be away for a moment. "Yeah I can tell, but certainly you've made quite the impression on the fellas," said Kristen, biting her finger enjoying his anguish. "It's gross," said Johnny, looking over his shoulder. "I'm trying not to look." "Why not? You don't want to be popular with the under sixteen pimple faced demographic," teased Kristen. "As it is, I heard half the single teenage boys that are here have been shouting your name from the handicap stall with their pants around their ankles." "Not funny Kristen," said Johnny wanting to slug her. "I'd take it as a compliment if I were you blondie. I know I always do," smirked Kristen, staring at her nails ignoring his anger. "You may want to pay more attention to the other half of the idiots holding up their cell phones, pretending to text while you've been walking by. Whether you like it or not, you're probably already at least the screen saver for most of them and they'll be soiling their sheets when they stare at you tonight when they get home." "Please," Johnny now said self-consciously, looking all around noticing the guys with phones. "I'm about to puke right here." "Really, why would that bother you?" said Kristen smirking. "It certainly didn't bother my mom when she was on your wall, so now that the tables are turned I thought you'd be more understanding. My guess is at least a dozen of the horny little devils will have you on their wall by morning and I think this red dress on you will look amazing as a poster!" "Everything ok?" asked Donnie, coming back handing them each a cup of soda, seeing Johnny looking white as a ghost. "Everything's fabulous," said Kristen, turning sexily and sticking out her hip, planting a kiss on Johnny's lips and holding it for a moment. "Muuuuuggghh! I bet that'll give a nice boner for those horny peckers. You idiots all love girl on girl shit." "You're sick," grunted Johnny, gaining no amusement from her. "I know," giggled Kristen, loving the wandering eyes. "But you know better than I do how right I am? Don't cha?" "What did I miss here?" said Donnie, confused as Johnny looked down seeing him get excited. "That was...." "Nothing, forget it please." Putting Donnie's arm around him and turning away from the stray eyes. "Please just calm yourself Donnie and maybe let's go for a walk." "Oh not just yet Doreen. Don't look now, but there's the future mother in law, princess," teased Kristen. "I expect you'll show her who's the boss of her little man. Won't you, Doreen?" "Again! Not funny Kristen," mumbled Johnny, seeing her approach. "Oh you must be Doreen! I've been dying to meet you, darling," said Donnie's mother, Lisa, as immediately she hugged him and then air kissed him on each cheek. "Wow Donnie! She's stunning and don't you look ravishing honey." "Thank you Mrs. Farmer," said Johnny, smiling with his hand over his chest. "And don't you look amazing too. Donnie, why didn't you tell me your mother had you so young. She could easily be your sister?" "Oh smart girl you've gotten here honey and It's Ms. Murphy now, as I've gone back to my maiden name," said Lisa giggling, loving the flattering words. "But that's awfully nice of you to say dear." "Of course ,and my apologies," said Johnny, playing stupid and softly tapping her wrist. "I love your hair Mrs. Murphy. It looks gorgeous with that dress." "Thank you dear," said Lisa. "And it seems my son has certainly surprised us all with someone that's not just beautiful, but also quite mature. Why don't you tell me all about your studies dear? I hear you're a graduate student?" "Mom, come on easy," Donnie interrupted. "Talk about school some other time. This is a party." "Ok, ok honey," said Lisa, patting her son's shoulder. "I was just making conversation and trying to get to know her. Would you rather we talk shoes? Those are fabulous Doreen!" "Thank you! Aren't they?" said Johnny twisting his leg, showing them off and then leaning in, kissing Donnie softly on the lips. "It's ok Donnie! You mother's a doll and I don't mind talking about anything. ." "See Donnie I like her already! So stop worrying." Lisa really studied Johnny. The three of them talked for about ten minutes, as Johnny answered all of her questions with his best bullshit lines, as Donnie stood there pretty dumbfounded. Finally when Lisa was done quizzing them she seemed more relaxed and then reached up and wiped the tiny smudge of lipstick from her son's face. "So why don't we go freshen up Doreen. It seems your lip gloss is worn off a touch," said Lisa, taking him from her son softly by the arm. "I'll get her back to you in a jiffy, honey." There was little they could do as Johnny was being guided away by Lisa. They entered the ladies room together, and then both stared into the mirror as Johnny followed along, fumbling through his purse. "So I hope you don't mind me asking, but how long will this little ruse of yours last?" said Lisa, holding back no punches. "What?" mumbled Johnny. "Oh don't pull the blonde shit with me sweetheart. I wasn't born yesterday, and you obviously weren't born blonde?" said Lisa, taking her mascara wand to her lashes, not even looking away from the mirror. "You know exactly what I mean. You think I can't see right through this dress and all that overdone makeup." "You can?" gulped Johnny, instinctively looking down and pushing at the skirt. "Oh please! Some others may not recognize you, but not me girlfriend," replied Lisa, touching up her eye shadow. "I know exactly who you are." "But.. But...!" sighed Johnny ready to spill everything. "But Mrs. Murphy it's just..." "Save it please," said Lisa, turning towards him and putting up her hand like a stop sign. "I'm his mother so don't you think I know him better than anyone. I gave birth to him and I know what he's got down there. I fucking wiped and cleaned it while you were probably getting your first period, honey. So just listen up and listen good. There was a time when I liked the younger sexy boys with the big dicks too, but now we're talking about my son here. You do seem like a nice girl, but obviously he's na?ve and only thinking about one thing and I'm betting that's all you're thinking about too isn't it?" "Well not exactly." Johnny exhaledwith relief. "Well then, either that or he's paying for it and obviously we both know the putz couldn't afford a girl like you, so apparently you're not a hooker, just a cradle robber!" said Lisa stopping him again. "My boyfriend's a bit younger than I am as well. so I'm not blaming you but I am warning you. Hurt my son or give him anything a skank like you has contracted over the years, and I'll fucking kill you." "But I'd never do that," shivered Johnny. "And I certainly don't have any..." "Enough, and I'm glad to hear you're disease free but use the good stuff please, because obviously you don't look like the type that can keep those legs together," said Lisa, coming forward stuffing some Trojans in Johnny's purse and hugging him again. "I'm sorry but now that all of that is off my chest, I feel better and we can both get back to enjoying some young hard bodies. Even if one of them is my son. Ok?" "Ok?" said Johnny totally mind blown. "Good, now go have fun and go easy on him please. He's still my baby in a way," said Lisa, stopping and staring at Johnny from the side. "Wait.... are you related to his friend, Johnny? Maybe a cousin?" "Ahhh yeah," said Johnny stuttering. "We're kind of related." "Now I see the resemblance, and that explains a lot," said Lisa with a smile. "Why didn't you tell me that earlier! Plus I should have known better, that no way could he meet a girl like you on his own. I'm sorry I put you through so much, I love Johnny and he comes from a wonderful family. You should have said something!" "Sorry. I guess I just didn't think about it," said Johnny, flicking his wrist. "But there's nothing wrong with protecting your son of course, so I think it's wonderful that he has a mother that cares so much." "Thanks honey. I'm glad you understand then," Lisa grinned. "Just do me a favor and go ask him what color eyes you have, because you certainly have beautiful ones." "Ok?" said Johnny confused. "If you want me too?" "I do! Because since I've been here I haven't seen him look at them yet," Lisa teased, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. "Maybe I was wrong and the age difference does mean nothing. I'm guessing you're book smart right?" "Well kinda?" said Johnny. "Good thing you're so pretty dear," said Lisa, patting his back and then leading him back to the party. She stopped talking to relatives now, doing some brief introductions and then happily Johnny got away from all the old people, heading back towards Donnie. "Everything cool?" asked Donnie, taking his hand. "I was getting worried. You were gone awhile." "Fine," answered Johnny, closing his eyes. "She wanted me to ask you if you knew what color eyes I have?" "Really?" said Donnie thinking. "Brown right?" "No, blue moron," said Johnny with a smirk. "And she's looking at us right now. Wave to her and stop staring at my tits all night." "Fine," chuckled Donnie, waving to his mother as she gave him a wink. "And it's not like you know what mine are either." "I do now. They're green," smirked Johnny, looking and opening his purse. "And look what you mother gave me." "No way!" half screamed Donnie as Johnny covered his mouth to stop him from causing a scene. "Yes way," said Johnny laughing. "She thinks you're a stud. She should really know you're a..." "You're about to join the other couples on the dance floor," said Heather, interrupting and giving Johnny a little pinch on the ass. "Got it you studs." The both looked at each other, seeing all the couples now slow dancing and knowing they had to do the same. Neither one of them really knew how to slow dance as they looked at everyone else and then awkwardly kept moving their hands around until Kristen danced up close to them. "Closer cuz," said Kristen, fixing his arms. "And just let her fold her wrists around your neck." It only took a moment and then they found themselves really close to each other now. Johnny felt his eyes looking all around the room and all he could see was young people embracing and touching as they leisurely spun around. He noticed Heather with her husband and Lisa with Donnie's step father look over every so often, feeling their eyes staring through them. He looked back into Donnie's eyes every so often as he wasn't sure what he was thinking and then felt so uncomfortable watching Kristen make out with her boyfriend with her eyes open, glaring at him. Even worse, Donnie looked over seeing his father nursing a drink, seemingly observing them like he was on patrol. "I feel like they're staring at us, Donnie," whispered Johnny in his ear. "They are," said Donnie, softly playing with Johnny's hair. "My mom less so since you talked to her and now she's preoccupied with her idiot boy toy. But definitely my dad always makes me nervous, gawking." "I know we've both got pressure but I can't, Donnie." Johnny felt goosebumps as he touched his neck softly. "The sheriff, your cousin, Heather. Even your mom." "Don't be mad at me but we can't mess this up or we're both screwed. We're almost through this now," said Donnie rubbing his back. "Now just take a deep breath and think about something else. You're like one of the hottest girls I've ever seen and that's what I'll think about." "Donnie, please," said Johnny, feeling nauseous. "A peck was one thing and basically like a handshake but..." "But you know what," said Donnie interrupting. "You got beautiful blue eyes and now you can just close them and I'll do the rest." It was like time stopped as Donnie pulled him close and initiated their kiss. They both had very limited kissing experience, and Johnny wasn't even sure if Donnie had any, as he quickly found himself being manhandled by his best friend. He was struggling to keep his eyes closed, feeling sick to his stomach but each time he popped them open he saw nothing but smiles of others either enjoying their own kiss or peeking at his. After a few moments they both adjusted, moving their lips and it grew softer as Donnie twisted his neck. What seemed like an hour now was only ten seconds as Johnny noticed Kristen glaring over at him intently as he timidly let down his guard, feeling Donnie's tongue relentlessly pushing at his teeth. He tried imagining it was Heather's tongue entering as he peeked over at her now, until he noticed her husband's tongue in hers and then jerked back bashfully, breaking the kiss as he felt Donnie growing hard as he pressed against him. "I'm sorry," said Johnny, shaking as he broke the kiss and he hurried away visibly shaken. "I need some air." Quickly Donnie followed as they headed outside into the court yard. "You ok?" Donnie asked, feeling awkward. "I uuuhhh." "Please, let's just not even discuss it," said Johnny. "How the hell are we ever going to forget this! You stuck your tongue half way down my throat and I felt you get a fucking hard on." "Well I thought that's what we said we had to do," said Donnie. "And I can't help it if you're fucking hot! I'm not the one that did that to you! It's not my fault." "Well it kind of is your fault. Remember who got carried out last night right?" said Heather, running over and putting her arm around Johnny. "Aunt Heather. Yeah but..." "Yeah but nothing," said Heather. "Your friend here has been through a lot, but don't worry I'll make you forget it soon enough I promise. Here take this." "What's this?" said Johnny, seeing her put a card key in his purse. "It's the room to our private suite upstairs," said Heather. "They gave us one for the family to get ready in and another for the girls in the dais. I've got a plan and I want you to meet me there." "Really!" said Johnny happily. "I can leave and go up there." "Well not just yet, but soon," said Heather. "This is what we'll do, listen up." "Sure," said Johnny as his ears perked up. "So here's the deal. You're going to have a little fight and break up," Heather lectured. "You'll cause a little scene. Nothing major that will upstage my bitch of a daughter's special night, but just enough to turn a few heads and get noticed." "Oooohhh I like that!" said Donnie. "That could be fun." "For Johnny maybe," teased Heather. "Since you'll be the one getting dumped, moron." "Now that sounds better," said Johnny smiling. "Ok I'll all ears." Heather now took a few minutes explaining her idea and they both nodded in complete agreement. When she was sure they understood, they returned to the party doing just as she asked, acting as normal as they could and mingling like any other couple. Again they danced, ate and held hands as the series of family speeches about Kristen took place and then she lit her ceremonial candles one at a time. When she finally finished honoring friends and family, everyone returned to party mode, dancing as a slow song came on and Johnny knew it was time. He gave Donnie a look, nodding and they walked hand in hand to the center of the dance floor. When they stopped, Johnny then slid both his arms around Donnie's neck, as Donnie placed his hands on his lower back. They began slow dancing now as Johnny slid his nails through Donnie's hair on the back of his head while looked around seeing Heather give a little wink. He felt relieved now it would be his last time making contact with his buddy, pushing himself mentally to get this over with. He took a small breath, pulling Donnie's face in close, initiating a deep kiss, picturing it was Heather as he controlled the pace. For the first time he held nothing back, making sure the kiss appeared extremely passionate, trying not to think about them swirling tongues until he couldn't take it anymore pushing back. He did as he was instructed when the kiss broke, staring into Donnie's eyes as Donnie looked around the room. They stayed like this a good minute or so as he stared at his smeared lipstick on his buddies face, until finally wiping it with his thumb as he saw a waitress passing by them with a tray of champagne. He gulped, knowing it was the moment of truth as he reached out and clutched a glass as he did his best controlling the anxious small smirk across his face. "You fucking pig!" yelled Johnny, pushing him back forcefully, looking pissed. "You're unbelievable! How could you?" "But Doreen," Donnie said as he stopped speaking as Johnny tossed the champagne in his face. "You go fuck yourself, asshole," said Johnny before turning and smashing the glass on the floor. "I'm done with your immature bullshit. You don't deserve me!" A collective gasp filled the room as Johnny stormed from the room as everyone stood staring at Donnie's drenched face. They had perfectly created the scene and distraction that Heather was hoping for, as quickly Johnny scurried down the hall and out of sight, ducking into the kitchen. He followed Heather's instructions, finding the back stair case near the emergency exit and hurried upstairs before quickly dipping the cardkey in the lock, entering the suite. "Wow? Nice!" said Johnny impressed by the fancy suite. It was an incredible sense of relief realizing he had made it through this ridiculous series of events as he turned on some soft music and poured himself a drink from the mini-bar. It felt great to just dim the lights before plopping down on the big soft couch and enjoying a moment relaxing. He could hear some faint groaning from the room next door and realized there were people in the other suite as he tried listening in. It was actually quite erotic hearing the slight moans and whispers as he couldn't wait for Heather and his own moment as he could feel his manhood attempting to come alive from its tucked position. He was salivating now as he rubbed under his dress, barely waiting his turn as he downed some scotch. Finally, after a good ten minutes he heard the door handle jiggle, feeling the greatest sigh of relief and then stood reaching behind his back undoing his zipper. As he heard the door open, he closed his eyes and let it slide from his body, posing as he tried acting sexy. "So this may not be how I pictured things tonight being in lingerie like this, but I'm so fucking horny I don't care anymore," said Johnny, kicking away his dress and popping his rock hard member from above its gaff. "But I'm as ready as I'll ever be." "Well, this isn't how we pictured it either!" said a voice from behind him. "But I'm not complaining, are you Ian?" "Huuuhhh!" sighed Johnny, stunned as he spun around, realized they came out of the room behind him and not through the front. His eyes bulged, realizing it was Kristen's boyfriend Ian , and her father, Heather's husband Jake as they reeked of marijuana and had white powdery residue under their noses. "You kidding! This is way fucking better," said Ian as Johnny froze, releasing his grip. "I told you that wuss nephew of yours could never land a chick this hot. This freaking she-male looks like she's right off a porn site, don't you Doreen?" "You're not kidding! And I knew she looked so familiar, but I just couldn't place the face!" said Jake, pondering. "I know?" said Ian, approaching and circling him, touching his ass. "Were you ever a redhead in one of your movies because maybe that's how I remember you?" "Guys!! I think there's been a mistake here!" said Johnny, letting go of his rock hard member, panicking. "It's not like that! I.. I..!" "So whatever Donnie paid you, we'll double it because no fucking way should a sexy tramp as hot as you be wasted with a little thimble dick like him," said Jake, stepping up right into his face now. "Plus he won't be up here for at least another forty five minutes, so we've got time." "Oh you know I'd love to stay and chat, but since you guys are either married or taken, I'm just going to grab my dress and maybe some other time, ok guys!" said Johnny, turning and realizing Ian was right behind him now. "Nah, why don't you stay a bit and party with us, honey," said Ian, placing both his hands over Johnny's shoulders looking into his eyes. "Trust me we're the fun types." "I'm sure, but sneaking off and doing drugs really isn't my thing," said Johnny, trying to push away. "But don't worry I can keep a secret." "I would hope so, but we insist you stay, Doreen," said Ian, grabbing his wrist. "You see my potential future father in law doesn't get out much, and I've already promised him I'd keep my hands off his daughter until we're married. But you see that doesn't mean we both can't do some other things that won't break either of our promises." "Meaning what?" asked Johnny, shivering now. "Meaning I'm not violating any promises if I was just sitting here and somehow your lips happened to find their way across my lap," said Jake into Johnny's ear. "And I'm not married, so this obviously violates nothing," said Ian, leaning Johnny back and initiating a soft kiss. Immediately Johnny resisted, but Ian was a big strong muscle bound work out fiend, not allowing him even an inch as he soon found himself being easily manhandled. It was nothing like kissing Donnie, who had no experience, as Ian knew exactly how to maneuver his mouth and tongue as Donnie could taste his saliva rushing down his throat as he pushed his face free for a moment. "Ian please," cried Johnny. "This isn't what you think." "I never think," said Ian, grasping Johnny's hair and yanking pretty hard. "But I love a woman that wants to please." Before he could say another word, Ian's lips were again on his, amazed at how well his extensions were glued in and he was being manipulated. With each small breath, Johnny moaned to be freed yet Ian ignored his calls, knowing exactly where to caress his face and nibble on his neck, making sure Johnny had little choice but to become reluctantly invested in their passion. When Ian's hands held both sides of his face, Johnny heard a zipping sound now as Ian released him and spun him, sweeping his hair to one shoulder and sinking his teeth firmly into his neck. As the pain sparked down his spine, he was stunned as Ian pushed at the back of his knees, folding them forward as he instantly found himself bent over the coffee table, staring at Jake seated on the couch with his pants around his ankles. It didn't take but a moment to realize what the zipping sound was as he cringed, feeling Ian nastily grip his hair from behind and push his face forward toward Jake's hard on. Kissing was bad enough, but there was no way he would do that he told himself, only to be surprised by the sound of another zipper. He jerked back his neck, seeing Ian drop his boxers now, only to have him yank his hair even tighter now and push it forward. "Guys, no please," cried Johnny. "I can't do this. I'm not what you th- --!" Ian pushed down hard mid-sentence, as quickly Jake exchanged grips, holding the back of Johnny's head. "Nice and slow, gorgeous. Let's take it slow," said Jake as Johnny's freaking out only excited them more as Jake pushed his open mouth up and down slowly. It only took until the second time bobbing down as Johnny almost instantly forgot about his oral predicament as he felt the back of his panties being pulled from his bent over ass and then felt Ian's weight being positioned behind him pinning his legs. He was squirming to no avail as his cheeks were being parted and he dug his teeth into Jake's penis, felling the initial penetration. "Stop!" yelled Johnny, snapping back his neck as Jake reached in pain from the nasty love bite. "Holy shit, stop you fucking animals." "Shut the fuck up, slut," said Jake, slapping his face and then jamming his face back down. "Do what you're getting paid for! Do your job bitch!" Johnny was screaming now as he was being hammered from behind and had no control in front either, as his mouth was being fucked by Jake. With each thrust, his moans only got them even more excited as they enjoyed every moment of it until suddenly the pounding stopped as the door flew open. "Get off her you coked up assholes!" screamed a voice. "Are you ok, Doreen?" "Oh shit!" Jake said as he pushed Johnny's face off his dick, knocking him to the floor as he stood up, pissed off. As Johnny fell back sideways with Ian still inside him, he cracked his head on the coffee table, getting knocked out as suddenly everything went dark and silent. Three months later! "Congratulations Donnie!" His mother hugged and kissed Donnie after everyone threw their caps in the air at graduation. "I'm so proud of you. Go thank everyone and I'll see you later, sweetie." "Thanks mom," said Donnie, hugging a few of his relatives on her side and then walking over to his father and his side of the family, who were sitting separately in the back. "Hey dad," said Donnie, taking his father's stretched out hand and shaking it. "Well you did it buddy!" said the sheriff, shaking hands with his son. "We weren't sure there for a while that you would make it through but here we are!" "Oh stop it brother!" Heather hugged him. "I always knew he'd graduate and before you know it, school starts again in college." "Easy, Aunt Heather," said Donnie with a laugh. "I'd like to enjoy my last summer first before I have to think about hitting the books again. These last few months were a killer!" "Yeah I remember college like it was yesterday," said Heather with a wink. "But trust me, life's about to change for you for the better. These will be the years you'll never want to forget and to mold you into the incredible person we all know you'll be'." "Well we'll see about that!" said his father, jiggling a set of keys right in front of his face. "Here, it's around the corner in the lot!" "No fucking way, dad!" screamed Donnie, jumping and pumping his fist. "Holy shit! You really did get me a new car! I don't have to drive that piece of junk anymore?" "Well you're going to need something more reliable to get yourself around now, and I'm not having you crash up mine. I'll expect you to be more responsible, because now that you'll be eighteen soon and heading to college, a lot will be different!" said the sheriff with a smirk. "Life changes after high school, so I hope you're ready for it!" "Hell yeah I'm ready!" yelled Donnie. "Life... Bring it on!" "Ok then a lot will be different in college, and all this will be costing me a fortune, so I expect if you take these keys that you'll promise to work hard and follow my judgment," said his father, dropping the keys in his hand. "It's time to mature and change for the better. Deal?" "Of course dad!" said Donnie snatching the keys. "Deal!" "Go ahead, it's around the corner with the big red bow on top and I think you'll find another welcome surprise when you get there!" said his father giving him a quick hug.. "Now go ahead and we'll see you later for dinner!" Donnie practically ran out of his shoes, sprinting across the school lot and around the corner, searching for his car. He was clicking the remote over and over as he ran, anxiously awaiting a car's light's to blink and hear a chirp as he wondered through the parking lot. Finally as he turned down the furthermost lane, he saw the lights blink on a little red Ford with a bow on top and stopped dead in his tracks, seeing a leggy blonde puffing on a cigarette as she was leaning against his hood. "Congratulations, buddy." The girl tossed the cigarette to the ground as he stared at her stiletto putting it out. "I heard you just barely passed!" "Jjjj Johnny!" said Donnie stunned, staring at his best friend who was dressed as a woman. "Is that you?" "Yup!" said Johnny giving a meek little wave. "Surprise." Donnie shook his head a few times, flabbergasted as his best buddy sexily leaned against his new car. He could hardly believe he was still dressed as Doreen, and looking hotter than ever in a tight white mini dress. For the most part he looked similar to when he last saw him, except amazingly he looked even thinner and curvier now. He was in a figure hugging short white crinkled sweater dress, which was off the shoulder on top exposing his collar bones and neckline before diving to a rounded open v-shape, displaying some amazing cleavage. His fake boobs seemed even bigger than before, looking like they were at least double Ds now, and his legs rocked some ultra-spikey white stiletto sandals. Just like last time, he was perfectly made up with dark smokey eyes, big lashes and a flawless complexion. He wasn't sure if it was his eyes, or had he changed the stud in his nose to a slightly larger diamond? and he couldn't miss the huge gold hoops that protruded from his hair almost down to his shoulders. He had certainly refined his new look though, as his lips looker fuller and plumper in a glistening fuchsia pink gloss, and his square French tips appeared longer ,extended much further past his fingers. It was hard to believe his friend still made quite the woman, but now looking even more the vixen with his hair now lightened even more, having gone from golden to pure platinum blonde, and being completely reshaped into a long straight blunt bob from a side part that sat perfectly inside his collar bone. Donnie tried speaking as he struggled making eye contact and nothing came out, until finally he shook off his old thoughts about their kissing, feeling himself getting aroused. "I... I ahhh... I don't understand?" mumbled Donnie. "What are you still doing like this? I called you like a hundred times and you never answered. I was worried sick after everything. You dropped out of school and all your parents would tell me is that you needed time to get yourself back to normal." "Yeah, I know I got all the updates and I'm sorry about that," said Johnny. "But I'm hoping we could talk now and catch up. You might remember a lot happened that night, none of which really be called normal." "Sure," said Donnie confused. "How could I forget that night?" "It's ok, I forgot some of it, especially when I accidentally got knocked out by your uncle," Johnny told him. "As you can imagine, when I woke up in the hospital I was even more confused, as things started coming back to me. It was a crazy weekend." "I bet," said Donnie, putting down his head. "I'm so embarrassed." "About what?" said Johnny, shaking his head. "What I put you through! Our kiss! My family! Everything, I guess," said Donnie. "Don't be, and trust me it's all behind us," replied Johnny, lighting another cigarette. "I mean at first I was bitter and it wasn't easy for me, but time heals all things. I took me a while to get over why all this was happening to me. To get over being in dresses. To get over being seduced. To get over being forced to do things I didn't want to. To get over the fact that I basically either made out or had some type of sexual encounter with half your family. All that took it's toll on me, and took a while to work through!" "I'm so sorry," said Donnie, quivering, feeling sick for his friend. "Don't be, but just recognize your father is a great man and I can't thank him enough," said Johnny, puffing away. "You probably know that luckily for me he walked in on Ian and Jake when they were all over me in their coked up rage. I can never thank him enough for knocking them out and saving my ass literally and figuratively." "Yeah I kind of heard about that from Aunt Heather." Donnie struggled to make eye contact with him. "But you said you're putting that behind you, and you're better now right?" "Yeah after some significant time in the psychiatrist's chair and some TLC," said Johnny nodding. "I did." "You did?" asked Donnie confused. "Yeah well mostly I guess," said Johnny. "I'm still a work in progress I guess, and my smoking desires have gotten worse. But I'm getting closer to a normal life again as each day passes." "That's great, then maybe I could help you get back to normal and we could be best friends again," said Donnie. "Wouldn't that be great, and I could maybe help you quit smoking too!" "As much as I'd love that, things just can't be the same anymore. Certainly things can't be like they were before either," said Johnny, blowing smoke and then again putting out his cigarette. "I think we both know that, don't we? I mean look at me right? Plus I'm not looking to stop smoking anytime soon. I kind of crave the oral sensation? Understand?" "I guess," said Donnie struggling to take his eyes off his boobs. "Good, then I'm glad we understand each other now," said Johnny, taking his hand. "Because understand it's still me under here, and no matter what has changed and will change, I'm still the same person, ok?" "Ok," replied Donnie, ready to explode as Johnny let go of his hand and hugged him, squeezing him tightly. "Thanks, that means the world to me," said Johnny, getting emotional and wiping a few tears. "I'm sorry. It didn't run did it? It's waterproof and I get so damn emotional these days." "No it didn't and even if it did, you'd still look unbelievable," said Donnie, getting closer and leaning in to kiss him. "I'm willing to try being more than friends too then." "Whoah... easy," said Johnny, pushing his hands off his breast and turning away from the kiss. "I think you got the wrong impression here." "Holy shit!" Donnie said as Johnny pushed him back. "I thought! I mean they felt! What the..." "Yeah they're real! I mean not real..real but really in me if you get that," Johnny composed himself. "Like they're not the fake ones glued on like before. I had them done about a month ago. They look amazing, right?" "Holy shit Johnny," said Donnie, shaking his head. "Then you're actually becoming a girl then. I'm so confused here." "Confused? You just tried to kiss me, right?" said Johnny, pulling at his dress, straightening it as he stood up straight. "You wanted to kiss a girl, not your best buddy right?" And you touched my boob!" "Of course I did?" said Donnie nervously. "Look at you! I'm sorry! You were talking all the oral stuff and I just got lost in the moment I guess? So are you a girl or not? I'm lost here?" "Well I go by Doreen full time now!" replied Johnny, pushing at his boobs, adjusting his bra. "I was trying to explain that but obviously we didn't get that far in our conversation yet." "Ok then I'm even more confused that I got the wrong impression," said Donnie, patting his brow sweating. "Me kissing you as a guy was fine, but me kissing you as a girl wasn't? And you dressed like this just to tease me?" "No that's not it, moron!" said Johnny, opening his compact and checking his makeup. "Unfortunately, I was never attracted to you nor was I to any guy that weekend. Plus I'm not dressed for you. In fact I never even knew this was who I should be or what I wanted until I went in to therapy. Thing is, out of all this craziness from that night until now I found my type and it's changed my life. Look, I promise we're going to have a wonderful relationship again and I'm going to do anything it takes for that to work, ok?" "Sure I guess," said Donnie, not even knowing what to say. "Thanks," said Johnny, putting out his right hand. "Because you're the second most important man in my life next to my boyfriend, ok?" "A boyfriend!" said Donnie, not sure whether to be jealous or relieved. "Yes I hope you're not upset," said Johnny. "No, relieved I think," said Donnie, taking a breath. "I guess I'm happy for you if that's what you really want." "Thanks!" said Johnny with a screech. "That means the world to me." "Is that a ring?" Donnie asked, taking his hand and looking bewildered. "Yes, isn't it gorgeous? I'm engaged," replied Johnny with a sparkle in his eye, flexing his nails showing it off. "I'm engaged to the most wonderful man I've ever met. He helped me through all this from the very beginning, and it'll be a fresh start for both of us." "Oh fantastic, I think?" said Donnie, twisting his neck. "Seems sudden, and I hope you're not rushing into anything but I'm happy for you I guess." "No we're not rushing, and the weddings not for six months," said Johnny. "I plan on getting my equivalency diploma this summer, and then just being a loving homemaker for now. I've been doing the cooking and cleaning for the two plus months we've been living together already anyway and everything's just perfect." "Wow, must be perfect then," said Donnie, turning around as a limo pulled up. "What this?" "Oh this is to take you to dinner to celebrate," said Johnny. "That's awesome," said Donnie. "I guess it's a big day then, with my graduation and your engagement so why not? So who's the lucky guy, do I know him?" "Yeah that's the thing, Donnie." Johnny smiled. "Even after all that's happened, I've grown pretty attached to your family and fallen in love with the guy that helped me through it all. Donnie, brace yourself, I'm going to be your new step mother." "Very funny!" said Donnie, laughing as Johnny just smiled back at him seriously, putting his hands on his hips. "Wait... no fucking way... Seriously... you're shitting me... with my dad.. the Sheriff!" "Yes we love each other, and everyone except the few in the know thinks I'm an older grad student anyway. Hence my more sophisticated look, yet of course still sexy enough I hope," said Johnny, fluffing his hair and flicking his wrist. "I could tell when you saw me you noticed some things were different, but weren't even sure what they were. News flash Donnie... it was more than a chic haircut! Your daddy paid for my nose job, a brow lift and my new wardrobe is to die for! Plus unfortunately for you, he went a little overboard on the boob job and a few nips and tucks, so just an fyi you're not going to FSU with all our expenses! Community college suits you better anyway. I mean you barely got out of high school, right?" "Stop it," yelled Donnie. "You're just fucking with me. He got me a new car." "Yeah I made him get it for you now while he could afford to, but we've kind of redirected the majority of your college money to the redirecting we'll need to do down there if you know what I mean," said Johnny, making a snipping motion near his crotch and opening the limo door. "Now get in so you can go get ready for dinner. I know he's so proud of you and so am I, but obviously our relationship has changed. Now go because as your new mother, I won't be seen with you at dinner looking a wreck." "Wait, is that true?" said Donnie, feeling sick to his stomach, making the snipping motion with his fingers. "You're really doing that!" "Why not? I love him and yes it's true that someday I will be?" Johnny nodded. "Wait.... Did you actually finally ever...?" said Donnie inquisitively. "You know?" "Well you mean with a woman? In the sorta male role? Well almost.... Kinda....I had penetration... but," said Johnny, trying to explain and getting frustrated, stopping his explanation. "Technically no I guess." "Then you got engaged to my dad without..." Donnie asked surprised. "Ok..ok but this is not something for us to be discussing," said Johnny, stopping him. "Just know it sounds weird but I'm incredibly happy with where I'm at. If you must know we've got a wonderful sex life using the other options that are available to us, so yes I guess technically I'm still a virgin and I'll be that way until I can be with your dad the conventional way." "Ooohhh?" gulped Donnie, trying to shake the images of his father and Johnny from his mind. "Ok enough said." "Thanks." Johnny placed his hand over his chest relieved. "So I guess then technically we both still are, right? I mean I haven't heard about you with anyone right?" "Yeah but hopefully that'll change this summer before college," replied Donnie almost embarrassed. "I'm sure of it. I think more chicks are starting to dig me." "Oh I'm sure you'll find your way this summer, and don't worry I'll be here to help you," said Johnny as Donnie stepped into the limo. "In fact as your new step mom, I've already hired a consultant to help with your new image. Say hello to Sergio. He's an expert on makeovers so I'm looking forward to what he'll dress you in for dinner later. I guarantee it'll be an upgrade, and you'll look sexier than ever." "Oh hi?" said Donnie, surprised by Sergio being in the limo. "Hello Donnie. I'm so excited to finally meet you!" said Sergio, handing him a glass of champagne. "Doreen speaks glowingly of you. Congratulations and cheers, darling." "Oh thanks," said Donnie, taking a big sip. "Great so you two get to know each other and I'll see you later at dinner, Donnie," said Johnny, leaning in and giving Sergio a quick hug. "Wait, you're not coming?" Donnie asked nervously. "No, I drove your car here, so I'll be bringing it to the restaurant. He's fabulous and soon so will you be honey. Toodles!" said Johnny, slipping on his sun glasses and blowing kisses as he closed the door. "So that seemed to have gone better than you expected." The Sherriff came over as the limo pulled away. "Well, we'll see, but we both think it's for the best," said Johnny, initiating a soft deep kiss with him. "Right?" "Of course we do." The Sheriff squeezed Johnny's ass. "We both know he's useless the way he is now, and that's about the only thing my ex- wife and I agree on." "Hopefully once Sergio finishes with him, he won't be," said Johnny, running his fingers through his boyfriend's hair. "From all the pictures of Donnie I showed him, he thinks that'll he'll be quite attractive if he takes to the change." "Well we both know he's not a natural like you, Doreen," the Sheriff stated as they shared a long passionate kiss now. "I guess not, but I intend to be a good mother to him showing him the ropes," said Johnny as the kiss broke, looking lovingly at her boyfriend and dropping his hand down, softly rubbing his crotch. "But we also both know if we don't you'll be stuck with the lazy letch forever, and that could cut into some of our precise time, my love." "Oh that we can't have!" The Sheriff grinned and slid his finger between Johnny's breasts. "You train him while I'm at work, but when I'm home we'll be much too busy." "Oh I already have that covered, tiger," said Johnny, nibbling on his neck. "He'll be out and about quickly." "Really?" "So you really lined up a first date for him already?" "Of course! It's lined up for next weekend with Kristen's ex-boyfriend. He's pumped for it, and that'll give me all week to work on him while you're at work. Plus he'll have his first therapy consultation Tuesday, and I mailed in all the paperwork with his new name to the college," said Johnny, stroking his face. "I always thought Donna was a pretty name." "Me too," replied the Sheriff, with a kiss. "You're so efficient! You already make a wonderful woman and you're going to make an amazing step mom and perfect little wifey." "Thanks! But you can also thank your sister Heather, Kristen, and your ex-wife too, because they've helped so much already." Johnny kissed him back. "I've got all summer to get him ready for school, and they all want to help. Plus I broke the news he'll be going to the community college to him already." "Good, because we both know how much he hates studying and he's better with his hands anyway," said the Sheriff, wiggling his fingers between Johnny's. "Once he adjusts, you'll break the news to him about his major too, right?" "You mean telling him that he's enrolled in the school of beauty at his community college?" Johnny replied with a giggle. "Sure but by then he'll be ready to fully blossom." "Perfect, because beauty college is a lot cheaper than a real college, right?" The Sheriff kissed his girlfriend. "That'll give me more money to spend on you honey, and I guess a few bucks on Donna." "You're the best sweetie, and I love you." Johnny snuggled into the Sheriff as they started walking away. "But don't get crazy with that. Girls are expensive, and we've still got quite an investment ahead of us.... to marry him off." "I bet we do," said the Sheriff. "But the sooner the better!"