It was during Saturn, the Bringer of Old Age, that she finally snapped.
He was surprised it had taken that long. During Mars she had shaken her
head, and those bodily signs of anger had grown steadily throughout the
pieces. By the end of Venus she was twiddling her brown hair moodily.
During Mercury she had taken opening and closing the glove compartment,
and the mimicking the little locking noise it made. Half way through the
jollity of Jupiter, she had started to make that tutting noise that she
only made when she was really annoyed.
"How long does this shit last!" she roared, just as Saturn's march
began.
"What have you been told about swearing, young lady?" he said. "Now you
should be concentrating on the flow of the piece and what the march
signifies."
"As if." She rolled her eyes again. Of course, she'd wanted to listen to
Antonio, that irksome singer that she and her friends loved so much, the
one whose music he'd had to make her turn down on endless school nights,
when she should have been doing her homework. Louis couldn't see the
appeal, but then he knew he wasn't exactly the target market. He
particularly hated that one song where Antonio just seemed to say "Yeah
yeah yeah," over and over again, with some interminable drum noise
behind him. That was Imogen's favourite, naturally.
But it was his car and therefore his rules, so Holst it was. He knew it
wouldn't help her mood, which was already in a dark and morose place
because of their destination, but he also knew it was important not to
cave to her demands. That was what Caroline had spent her life doing,
and he wasn't going to make the same mistake.
Their first fight of the day had been about her outfit. "Why the hell
can't I wear what I want?" she had yelled when she'd seen the knee
length cord skirt and white blouse.
"We're not going over this again," Caroline had replied, but Louis
couldn't help wonder if the scorn in her voice was meant for Imogen or
for him. She had never been for sending her to Riverside and still
probably wasn't, although the arguments on the subject had died down
since the wedding.
"Yeah but look at this!" She picked the skirt up and threw it back on to
the bed. "I hate it!" There were tears in her eyes now. Indignant, angry
tears.
"You'll wear what your Mother tells you to wear," he had told her. It
was one of his favourite lines, and one that he knew she hated.
"Oh my God, this is so unfair!" She turned her attention back to
Caroline, "I don't want to go that school Mum. Why are you doing this to
me?"
"It's for the best darling."
"This is just what he wants," the girl continued, ignoring Caroline's
maternal arm around the shoulder and instead pointing in Louis's
direction, "he hates me and always has. He's just trying to get rid of
me! Look at him, he's trying to not to laugh!"
"Don't be silly," Louis replied, "your Mother and I both....."
"You're not my Dad!" she shouted. This one was of her favourite lines,
and one she obviously knew he hated.
"...decided that this is the best option. It's really very important
that you learn some better behaviour."
"It might be fun, sweetheart," Caroline offered, "like a long
sleepover."
But Imogen was too clever to believe that. She had read the brochures
and gone on the induction day. She had seen how the girls walked in
perfect lines and kept their uniforms immaculate. She had heard how posh
they all were. It wasn't her world, and he had decided she was more
scared about joining it than she'd ever admit.
She certainly looked scared as Louis pulled the Jaguar up to the
entrance and pressed the intercom button to gain the attention of the
snoozing guard in the gatehouse.
"Yes?" the guard asked, his half-asleep voice crackling through the
speakers.
"Louis Hardiker and my daughter Imogen," he replied, leaning a little
further out of the window to make sure he was heard.
"Stepdaughter," Imogen sneered, although even that sounded like it
pained her. He saw her wince as she read the sign next to the gatehouse
- "Riverside School for Girls" in bold purple script , and then below it
in green - Sapientia ducet ad astra. Wisdom leads to the stars.
The guard took an age to look down his clipboard, running a pencil
through his mop of curly black hair as he did so. "Oh, Hardiker!" he
said finally, as though remembering something important, "of course.
Imogen Hardiker."
"Brownlee," Imogen muttered. She hadn't yet accepted her new surname,
but Louis didn't mind. Three years at Riverside would sort that.
The guard looked down at his clipboard again. "You're to park in space
E, Mr. Hardiker. It's in the covered car park, next to the Mini." He
pressed a button under his desk that made the green and purple barrier
in front of them creak into life and start to rise slowly. There was
something about the way he stared at them that Louis didn't like as they
passed the gatehouse.
From the outside, Riverside didn't look all that impressive. More like a
country pile than a grand private school. The deception was in the
length of the building, which wasn't easily seen when approaching the
front entrance and was hidden at the sides by the large oak trees that
guarded the building on its flanks. When they'd visited in the summer
the trees had been full of life but now, in early September, their red
leaves and dark brown acorns were starting to fall from the ground. The
river that gave the school its name ran behind the building and Louis
could just about hear the rush from the man-made waterfall as he pulled
into his allotted parking space.
"I'll get your bags out of the boot," he said, watching as Imogen
flopped out of the car. She didn't even know how to do that with any
kind of feminine grace. She was very good at looking at herself in the
car window though - the girl seemed to spend most of her life looking at
herself in mirrors and the other half looking at her phone. "Blimey,
these are heavy," he picked up the first bag and put it over his
shoulder, "what on earth is in here?" But he knew the answer. It was the
mountain of equipment and clothing they'd had to buy for her, from floor
length gowns for the social "events" (he'd teased her mercilessly about
those) to the very precise shin pads for hockey. All in all it had cost
him well into five figures, as if that mattered. Compared to the school
fees and the "optional" donation, it was peanuts.
"Hockey will be good for you," he said, picking up a second bag, "my
Mother played hockey when she was a girl. Pretty well, actually. I think
she played for her school."
Imogen rolled her eyes again as she walked grumpily to the rear of the
car. "I bet Mum forgot to pack my face-wash," she groaned. He was amazed
at how tall she was getting, a fact brought home as she easily reached
into the boot to pull out the toiletry bag that Louis had been
struggling to reach. It was hard to believe she was the same girl as the
nervous 10 year old that had arrived with Caroline on that rainy
December evening. She was at least three inches taller than him now.
"Mr Hardiker, how wonderful to see you!" The woman seemed to come out of
nowhere, and the fright made him drop the two bags from his shoulder.
"Miss Taylor-Bannister," he said, waiting for his heart to return to his
normal rate, "you did give me a fright. How good to see you too though."
"Vince called from the gatehouse when you arrived," she continued, "I
always like to greet our new starters in person."
"No wonder you want to greet me in person after my donation," he
thought, wondering if he was the one paying for the men who were hard at
work rebuilding the tennis courts.
Louis had decided during his last visit that he'd never met anyone as
suited to being a private school headmaster as Miss Taylor-Bannister.
Some people are born to be doctors, some to be actors, some even to be
astronauts. She was definitely born to be a middle aged headteacher. She
was small and thin, with greyish-black hair cut into a short bob that
made her look almost boyish. Under her mid length cardigan and tweed
skirt she was wearing thick black tights, despite the warmish weather.
"A good drive, I hope?" she asked, pushing her small circular glasses
further up her face.
"Not bad," he replied, "a bit of traffic, but nothing out of the
ordinary. Where should I take these bags?"
"Oh don't bother yourself with that," she snapped her fingers at two
very tall girls behind her, "Emily, Billie, please take the bags to
Imogen's room please." The girls were dressed in cord skirts and blouses
like Imogen, and both kneeled over with perfect posture to pick up the
bags, keeping their knees together and back perfectly straight. He was a
little embarrassed to see them carry the bags so easily. In fact Billie,
the taller one with the black hair, managed to carry three bags without
a problem.
"Two of our final year students," Miss Taylor-Bannister explained,
before turning to Imogen, "so, Miss Hardiker. Are you excited about
starting with us?"
Imogen offered something that could be best described as a grunt.
"Imogen, answer Miss Taylor-Bannister more clearly please!" He found her
constant apathy infuriating at the best of times, but it really wouldn't
do now that she was a Hardiker in name.
"Whatever," the girl muttered.
"You'll have to excuse her," Louis said, "she's not all that
enthusiastic, as you can tell."
The teacher smiled. "Well, we'll change all that. A lot of the girls are
nervous when they start, but most end up loving it here. I'm sure you
will too, Imogen."
They walked slowly down the corridor towards her office, with a short
history of the school being offered by Miss Taylor-Bannister as they did
so. Louis had heard most it before when he and Caroline had visited -
how the school was started by two wealthy landowners who wanted to
ensure their daughters got the best possible education - quite a radical
idea at the time, Miss Taylor-Bannister explained, but a maxim that they
followed to this day. "Sapientia ducet ad astra," she said, her
pronunciation perfect.
They passed a number of progressively older photographs on the wall,
each one showing an overhead picture of the school with the current
batch of students standing in front of it. What struck Louis is how the
appearance of the girls didn't seem to change all that much as they went
back through time, which he liked very much. There were no faddy
haircuts or fashions on show. Good standards, as his Mother always used
to say. The younger girls always stood at the front in their bright
green blazers and pleated skirts, and always with the green and purple
ribbons tied into their hair spilling out from under their straw
boaters, while the older girls always stood behind them in their more
adult looking straight green skirts and white blouses. Only when the
photos turned black and white did it become really clear that they were
taking a trip back through time, and only when the photos ceased
altogether, replaced by portraits of stern looking old men with
handlebar moustaches and faces full of Victorian arrogance, did it
become clear just how old the school was.
"Our first headmasters," Miss Taylor-Bannister explained, "Mr Elphridge
was the very first," she pointed at a fat faced man wearing a
preposterous top hat, "a brilliant musician, too. Do you like music,
Imogen?"
"We listened to Holst's planets on the way here," Louis interjected,
hoping to answer before the girl professed her love for Antonio, "you
quite liked that, didn't you Imogen?"
The girl looked at him like he was mad.
"Mmm, I'm not a fan of Holst myself." She sat herself down behind her
large mahogany desk and waved for both of them to do the same. "Bit
modern for me. More of a Handel fan, myself."
"Oh yes, I enjoy Handel too," Louis replied, wondering why he felt like
he needed to impress her.
"Did you play any music at your old school Imogen?" she asked.
"No," Imogen replied, making even that answer sound like a huge effort.
She slumped down in her chair too, her legs stretched out in front of
her and her bottom half off the seat. It was how she sat at home, or at
least how she had sat at home, before Louis had started to moan at her
for it.
"Sit up," he hissed, nudging her on the arm. She ignored him.
"You know Imogen, you're very lucky to have a Mother and Father that can
afford to send you here," Miss Taylor-Bannister told her.
"Stepfather," Imogen murmured.
"What was that?" the teacher asked, her eyes narrowing as she glared at
Imogen.
"You said he was my Father," she replied, the 'he' coming out with such
venom that she made it sound like a swear word, "he's not my Father. My
real Dad would never send me to a place like this."
"No," Louis thought, "your real Dad is too busy spending all his dole
money at the bookies." He was constantly amazed at Imogen's unwavering
love for her worthless Dad, who hadn't even bothered to send her a
birthday card when she'd turned 15, never mind make the effort to come
to the garden party that Louis had thrown for her at great expense. And
yet, he was still the bad guy.
The headteacher was being surprisingly lenient, which Louis assumed was
just because it was Imogen's first day. He doubted she'd been given such
carte-blanch to say what she wanted once he left. "I understand how
you're feeling," she continued, looking kindly at Imogen, "you're upset
about leaving your old school and all your friends there. That's
perfectly normal. But you'll soon realise that Riverside is much more
than a school. We'll teach you a whole new way of life - one that you
didn't know even existed - and enable you to reach potential you didn't
even know you had." It sounded like a soundbyte from one of the glossy
brochures Louis and Caroline had spent so long reading, and Imogen was
unimpressed.
"Whatever," she mumbled.
"Lessons don't start for a week, which will give you time to settle in.
Oh look, here's Emily and Billie now. They'll give you a quick tour of
the grounds and then show you your room. I believe the other four girls
sharing your dorm have already arrived."
"I have to share?" Imogen asked.
They had told the girl many times that she'd be staying in a dormitory,
even argued about it once or twice, so Louis didn't understand her
surprise, "we've discussed this, remember?"
"I don't want to share a room with a load of snobby girls," she said, in
a full blown pout now.
"They're all lovely girls, you'll like them all," she nodded in the
direction of Emily and Billie, "girls, will you take Imogen now please?
Her Father...."
"Stepfather."
"...and I need to discuss the finer details."
For a moment she didn't move, as though frozen to the chair, but after
one final hateful stare in his direction she slide herself out of the
chair and subjected the room to a overblown sigh, "I bet you're happy
now," she spat, "finally got rid of me, didn't you?"
He wanted to reply, but Miss Taylor-Bannister held her hand up to
signify that he should stay quiet, and she kept her hand up until Imogen
had left the room. For a moment he had felt sorry for her, looking small
between the two tall girls. Normally she looked fierce, but for a moment
she looked like a little girl again.
"Often hard," Miss Taylor-Bannister said, as she stood up and
straightened her skirt, "please don't be too tough on yourself. I've
seen far bigger tantrums than that, and heard far worse language."
"Well, I'm still a little embarrassed," he replied.
"Don't be. I've prepared a little lunch for us to eat on the balcony. I
was hoping you had time before your journey back?"
He liked that idea. The journey there had taken five hours and he was in
no rush to make the return one. "That sounds most agreeable," he
replied, "if I'm not taking up too much of your time of course."
"Mr Hardiker, after your very kind donation, you can have as much of my
time you as like."
**
"I really don't know about this," Caroline had said, as the green and
purple barrier had raised in front of them. She looked uncomfortable,
but then she always did when she had to get dressed up - and today she
was very dressed up in a knee length navy blue dress.
"You look like a film star," he'd told her before they'd left, to which
she'd waved a dismissive hand in his direction.
Never in a million years did he think he'd end up with a woman like
Caroline. Louis had only ever known a life of wealth and comfort, and
had always assumed his wife would come from the same background. So when
he had fallen in love with one of the maids, and she in love with him,
he had been the most shocked of all.
Even more shocking was that someone who looked like Caroline would be
interested in him. She was tall, with chestnut brown hair down to her
shoulders that glimmered in the early morning sunshine and long slender
legs that Louis liked to run his hands up and down after sex. She was
the first woman he had seen naked, and he was relieved to find they
looked the same down there as they did in those films he watched.
"I hope I don't say the wrong thing," she said, as they parked the car.
"Will you tell me if I'm doing something embarrassing?"
He loved her meekness. It didn't seem possible that someone so
attractive could be so self-conscious, "you'll be fine. I'll bet they're
really nice people."
She had arrived at the house four years before, with Imogen in tow and a
bruised face. Helen, an old friend from school and a bloody good
housekeeper, had suggested she come, telling her that Louis was a great
boss and that he might even let Imogen stay in the house too. Well, he
couldn't really say no, especially after he'd heard the stories about
her husband being abusive.
Mother was still alive then of course, and she took an instant dislike
to Caroline, "I don't trust that one," she'd tell Louis over breakfast,
"I make sure my jewellery is locked away if I know she's cleaning my
room."
"Don't be silly Mother," he replied.
"You're just smitten, that's the problem," she shot back, making him
feel like a naughty schoolboy. She had a way of doing that.
"I'm not," he lied. It was hard not to be smitten There was something
about the quiet way she slipped through the rooms, nervously trying to
keep out of everyone's way, that he found incredibly endearing. He often
found himself watching as she sat with Imogen in the gardens, helping
the girl with her homework or putting her hair into plaits, marvelling
at her gentleness. That she looked like model didn't hurt none, either.
It was the night of his Mother's funeral that they'd slept together for
the first time. He'd been sitting in his room, alone with murky memories
of childhood and his Mother, when she'd come in to change his bedding.
"I'm very sorry sir," she'd said, although he wondered how sorry she
could really be. Everyone knew that Mother hated her. Then, incredibly,
she had placed her soft hand onto his, and gave him a small kiss on the
cheek.
"Well, thank you," Louis had stammered, feeling a stirring down below
and castigating himself for it. What kind of monster got aroused on the
day of his Mother's funeral? But he had seen her looking at him, and
though he could scarcely believe it, he was sure she'd been making eyes
in his direction for some time.
In the end, with her nervousness apparently banished for the moment, it
was she who had planted her lips on his, and prodded her tongue into his
mouth! From there matters had progressed quickly, and twice, for that
matter. She had had to hide under his bedclothes in the morning when
Helen had come to freshen the room, although it didn't take long for the
whole house to hear the news anyway.
A secretary, who introduced herself as Mrs Leadsom, told them both to
take a seat. "Miss Taylor-Bannister is just finishing up a call." It
sounded like fairly harsh words were being said on the girl, judging by
the level of noise coming from the office. Apparently aware of this too,
and perhaps used to it, Mrs Leadsom offered them an uneasy smile.
"Mr and Mrs Hardiker," the middle aged woman with the grey hair and
tweed skirt said, emerging from her office, "many apologies for the
wait, just a little business I had to finish up. I'm Miss Taylor-
Bannister, the headteacher. Won't you come through."
Louis had done the chivalrous thing and let the ladies sit down first,
before sitting himself down to a still visibly nervous Caroline. He
already liked the school - liked the building, liked the grounds, liked
the old oak trees on all sides that somehow gave the impression of
hiding the school away in the countryside - but he became even more
impressed as the headteacher talked.
"We're not a normal school," she began, as the three of them sipped
their gin and tonics, "but I'm sure you know that already. We operate
six year groups, ages 12-18, but with only 10 girls per class. Our
teachers are hand-picked from across the country and are the top in each
of their fields. Miss Eardley, our Maths teacher, once worked for Nasa,
Mrs Brightwell, our history teacher, read at Harvard. Mrs DeVilliers,
our science teacher, is a remarkable biologist. She worked with Tate at
Kings College, which not many people get to do. Mrs Cullen, our quite
wonderful PE teacher, was capped 40 times by England at Hockey. I could
go on, but you probably get the idea."
"Impressive," Caroline said, somewhat redundantly.
"But it's not just about teaching. We also show the girls how to be
proper members of society," she cleared her throat a little, "you'll
have to excuse me if I sound like an old fuddy-duddy at this point, I
know you're both quite young after all, but I'm often aghast at the
social ineptitude of our younger generations. I went to Kew Gardens with
my sister a couple of months ago, we try to take the train there every
year, and I was shocked when we pulled up to the station and looked at
the other platform. There must have been ten young people there, and
everyone one of them was staring down at their mobile phones. It was
like something from one of those 50s B B-movies, attack of the body
snatchers, something like that."
Caroline shifted uncomfortably, probably hoping the mobile in her bag
wasn't going to ring.
"You don't allow the children to have mobile phones, do you?" Louis had
asked, remembering that from the brochures.
"Certainly not. This isn't a social club, it's a learning environment.
The children are allowed two phone calls home a week, and of course you
can call us any time to check on their well being. It's a system that's
worked here for nearly fifty years, and I don't see the need for change.
Ages 12-14 mainly stay in the east wing and 15-18 in the west wing. Each
year have two dorm rooms with five girls in each. We also partner up a
girl from the east and west wings, with the older girl acting as a
mentor. It's a friendly environment."
"We did have a question on that," Louis jumped in, "Imogen will be 15
when she starts, but her old school was...well, it wasn't the best.
We're a little worried that she might be a bit behind the other
children."
"Don't worry. Even if she is, we'll arrange some extra tuition for her.
She'll almost certainly need some help with Latin, I'd have thought?"
"I'd imagine so," Louis replied. Imogen probably thought Latin was a
type of coffee.
"A lot of our new girls do. Sapientia ducet ad astra. Do you know what
that means, Mr Hardiker?"
"Wisdom leads to the stars," he said. He'd read it on the sign by the
gatehouse, but was quite happy for her to think his Latin was that good.
"Indeed. Wisdom leads to the stars. You see, we may be old fashioned in
our ways and believe that ladies should comport themselves in a
particular way, but we're not old fashioned in our thinking of women's
roles. We've had girls go on to be MPs, girls go on to be scientists,
girls go on to be CEOs. Our Oxbridge acceptance rate is 100%. We may
teach girls how to walk and sit properly, but we will also teach them
all of the sciences to a very high standard. Let me show you around."
He could tell Caroline was starting to warm to the place as Miss Taylor-
Bannister led them into the main hall and then into the East Wing. It
was hard not to like it. Louis had sort of known what to expect - he'd
gone to private school himself after all - but for Caroline, a former
student of Millman High School, the same school her daughter went to
now, it must have seemed like a different world. There were no tiled
walls or graffiti here. The d?cor looked more like something you'd find
in a stately home.
"This is an English class," Miss Taylor-Bannister whispered, standing
outside a wooden door, "our third years. So the same age as your Imogen,
actually. Miss Chester is one of our best young teachers. We found her
up in a secondary school in Manchester, completely wasted. Her Father
was Humphrey Chester."
"The author? Really?" Louis asked, impressed.
"Wonderful man. He and his wife bring in a lemon drizzle cake when we
have our Christmas party. Would you like to step inside?"
They followed into the room and stood quietly by the wall. The room was
split into five tables with two girls at each, and they offered only the
slightly glimpse in the direction of their visitors before returning to
the books in front of them. Miss Chester wondered over.
"Very nice to meet you both," she whispered, giving a flash of her
brilliantly white teeth as she smiled, "the children are reading Charles
Dickens at the moment, Hard Times."
"It's a GCSE book in normal curriculum," Miss Taylor-Bannister told
them, "but we like to challenge the children as much as possible before
they start their GCSEs."
Louis marvelled at how all the girls were dressed in absolutely
identical fashion in their green blazers, purple blouses and green
skirts, right down to the height of their socks. Clearly no deviation
was allowed. One of the girls, a black haired girl underneath a straw
boater at the front of the class, raised her hand.
"Yes, Erin?"
"Miss Chester," the girl began, lowering her hand, "may I ask a question
about this paragraph? I'm not sure what Dickens is trying to tell us
about Louisa here."
"Very impressive," Louis murmured, as the girl and Miss Chester began to
discuss the text. He found himself a little taken by Miss Chester in
fact. It was probably just the low cut blouse and fairly tight skirt, he
decided.
"These are going to be Imogen's classmates next year?" Caroline
whispered, sounding very worried.
"They will be yes," Miss Taylor-Bannister replied, "but they'll be in
fourth year by then, so they'll be in the West Wing." She ushered them
out of the door, "we allow the girls in West Wing a few more adult
luxuries on account of their age. They can wear very minimal make up,
respectfully done of course, and we allow them to stay up until 10pm.
Girls in the East Wing go to bed at 9pm."
"Forget that," Caroline whispered, tugging at Louis's arm, "she'll never
cope with that level of work. We can't do this, Louis!"
"Not now," he shot back, hoping Miss Taylor-Bannister hadn't heard them.
Admittance to Riverside was hard fought, and he didn't want her to think
Caroline was against the idea.
She had shown them into a dorm room, where five beds were spread in a
circle around a sizeable room. To the right of each bed was a medium
sized wardrobe, and to the left a small bedside cabinet. "Nightwear is
part of the uniform," she continued, "you'll see it in the clothing
brochures we send out. The younger girls wear purple Winceyette
nighties, and the old girls much the same, except theirs are green. The
girls don't need to bring their own toiletries or sanitary products as
we provide all of those." She briefly showed them through to the en-
suite bathrooms.
"Like a hotel," Louis marvelled.
"Cleanliness is very important here. The girls are expected to shower
every morning, and wash their hair at least twice a week."
"May I ask something?" Caroline asked, sounding very small.
"You don't need to ask permission Car," Louis whispered.
"Why don't you have any male teachers?"
"A fair question," Miss Taylor-Bannister replied, as she led them into
the common room. This room was bigger than the dormitory, with plush
green sofas encircling the finely decorated walls and racks of magazines
scattered around, "we have had male teachers in the past, and I dare say
we will again in the future. But I'm a big believer in creating strong
female role models for the girls, and to that end, I think having female
teachers is very important. There's a world of difference between the
girls being taught by a male maths teacher who has worked at Nasa, and a
female maths teacher who has done the same. Just imagine how inspiring
that is for our young ladies."
Caroline seemed sated by that response, but was on a roll now and asked
another, "and is there much bullying? How do you deal with it when it
happens?"
"I'm very honest on that topic. We run a school that teaches sixty
adolescent girls, so yes, there can be cruelty and name-calling. Some of
the older girls can certainly be a bit mean to the younger ones
especially, hence why we split them into different wings. Our head girl,
it'll be an exceptionally bright girl called Billie next year, is also
expected to look out for the younger pupils," she broke into a smile,
"the first year girls are often called tadpoles, but it's affectionate
really. All in all, I think it's a nice atmosphere. And each girl has a
one on one session with a teacher each week in privacy, where they can
share any problems they might be having" She was already leading them
out of the common room and back into the main hall area. "This is our
library," she continued, showing them a grand room full of books against
every wall and with long mahogany tables running from end to end. Each
space at the table was separated by a green banker's lamp, which
immediately reminded Louis of his Father. Sometimes it felt like he'd
only ever seen him bathed in the green light of his banker's lamp.
"We try to keep an extensive library," she told them, "although it's not
always easy. Text books are remarkably expensive, especially when you
use the older ones like we do. New text books just don't cut it, in my
opinion. Donations help with that, of course."
Caroline squeezed his hand, clearly inwardly laughing at the barely
concealed pitch for even more money.
"This is our sick bay," Miss Taylor-Bannister said, quickly moving them
into yet another room. Here there were two beds on either side and a
sterile white colour on the walls, "our nurse, Mrs Templeton, has been
with us for....oh, nearly thirty years now. She knows how to look after
the girls, that's for sure. Again, I apologise if it's not up to the
standards of our other rooms - it's another that we'd like to renovate
and rebuild, when funds allow."
"I think it looks fine," Louis said.
"That's kind of you to say. Building a sick bay isn't a cheap business,
so it may be some time before we can start. Anyway, what say we retire
to the balcony for a little lunch? Chef has prepared a very agreeable
menu, and I'm sure you'll agree that the views of the river and forest
are quite stunning."
The passed a group of girls returning from class as they headed back.
The girls were walking in a neat line, and said, "good afternoon, Miss
Taylor-Bannister," in almost perfect unison as they passed.
"Deference to adults in another important part of Riverside," she told
them as they sat down to lunch, "we like the children to debate topics
with their teachers, but always with the structure in mind that the
teachers are in charge around here. They must call each teacher Miss,
and raise their hand before asking a question. The younger girls are
expected the head girl and her deputy "Miss" too. It helps breed respect
for ones elders, I think."
Louis watched Caroline as she poked at her Ham Hock Terrine, and
wondered if she'd been won around at all. It was hard for her he knew,
to send her only daughter off to boarding school, but he had the feeling
that she knew deep down that it was necessary.
They discussed fees for most of lunch. These didn't come as a surprise
to Louis, who had already worked out how much it would all cost from the
brochures, but it still sounded a little obscene when said out loud.
"And of course, there is the matter of an "optional" donation," she told
them, making optional sound on par with cancer of the eyes. "would you
be willing to donate?"
Louis quoted her a number that made her smile just a little, in spite of
herself.
"Well, that would be most generous," she said, "most generous indeed."
They were treated to a quick tour of the playing fields and gardens
after lunch, during which Louis saw only the second male of the day,
after the black haired guard who had let them in.
"That's Robinson, the gardener," she told them, "he's been here for
years. The girls love him."
Robinson stooped painfully to wave his hat in Caroline's direction as
they passed, which made her blush. He hoped the old hunchback gardener
might seal the deal. But no smile followed the blush.
"Come on then," he said, as they began their long drive home, "what do
you think?"
She was silent for some time, instead staring down at her phone.
"Caroline, for goodness sake. Tell me what you're thinking."
When she looked back up, she had tears in her eyes, "I can't send my
baby there Louis. I just can't." She didn't start to sob dramatically
like some women might have, but he could hear the pain in her voice,
"she won't be able to cope. She's not as clever as those girls, and
she'll miss me."
"It'll be tough for her at first, certainly. But I really think it's the
best thing for her."
"You're not listening to me Louis," she said, sterner now, "there is
absolutely no way I'm sending my daughter to that....that place and
there is nothing you can say that'll make me change my mind," she put
her phone back in her bag, "nothing at all."
**
"What line of work was your Father in, if you don't mind me asking?"
"A stockbroker," Louis replied, staring intently at an oak tree in the
near distance, and watching leaves fall slowly from its branches.
"A self made man?" Miss Taylor-Bannister asked.
"Yes. His Father was a butcher. Good old boy, he was. Determined that
his children should do better. They lived in poverty to make sure my
Father went to University." He could tell she was wondering just how
much money Louis had, especially after the sizeable donation he'd made.
That was the whole point of the conversation after all, to scope out how
much might be left in the coffers. She probably wanted to buy a bloody
helicopter and keep it on the balcony.
"Dad made most of his money in the 80s, god bless Maggie, but was clever
enough to get out before Black Monday. He spent his last few years
shorting the market, mostly."
"When did he die?"
"Oh, a while ago. I was only 14," he helped himself to another sip of
his gin, and wished he didn't have to drive home, "a heart attack while
he was playing squash. I never saw that much of him in truth. He was
either at the office or at some social event. That's why I'm keen to do
better for Imogen."
"Well you've started by picking the best school," she replied, "and if
you don't mind me asking, when did you get married? You weren't married
when you came her for the tour, were you?"
"A couple of weeks back."
"Congratulations," she said, with a twinkle in her eye.
"Thank you. It's been a crazy few weeks actually, what with planning the
wedding and getting everything ready for Imogen coming here."
"And have you honeymooned yet?"
"No, there hasn't been time. Caroline and I have booked to go the
Bahamas though, in a few weeks time. She wanted to leave some time to
make sure Imogen was all settled in."
For some reason he thought about telling her the whole story about the
wedding, but thankfully his better senses came to the fore first. There
was something about her that inspired honesty. He imagined it was a
skill she learned in her time as a teacher.
"So tell me a little more about yourself," he said, suddenly feeling
like they were on a date and blushing at the roughness of the question,
"how did you end up becoming headmistress here?"
"There's not much to tell really. I was a teacher at a local secondary
school for many years and then a headteacher at a few places. I was
approached to work here about fifteen years ago or so, probably because
my school was voted best secondary school in the UK."
"Really? Which school?"
She paused for a moment, and then smiled coyly, "St. Peters. You
wouldn't know it. It's in the north."
"Very impressive," he said.
"I'm also a classical trained violinist," she added, almost as an
afterthought, "I've played with the London Symphony Orchestra on a few
occasions."
Louis felt silly for trying to talk about Holst earlier, "wow. That's
serious stuff."
"Yes, but teaching is my passion. I still teach the girls music here,
when I have time. We have a wonderful choir. Perhaps Imogen could join?
Does she sing?"
He thought about Imogen and her friends cackling along to Antonio during
one of their sleepovers, "err, I think so."
"We encourage the girls to sing. All of them have to give a musical solo
during assembly at some point of the year."
He couldn't imagine Imogen getting up in front of 59 other girls and
singing. She was braver than her Mother perhaps, but even that seemed a
step too far.
As he looked down at gardens, he spotted Miss Chester guiding three
young girls around. Like Imogen had been, the girls were all wearing a
brown cord skirts and white blouses, although he hardly noticed that
when faced when the opportunity to see right down Miss Chester's top.
"Some of our new starters," she told him, peering over herself, "Chloe,
Maisie and Polly, if I remember correctly," she lowered her voice,
"Polly's Father is a very important man, but I couldn't possibly say who
he is. Miss Chester is their form tutor. I always put her with the first
years because she's younger herself, so the girls feel more of a
connection."
He looked over at the little blonde girl walking with Miss Chester and
wondered who her Father might be. An MP perhaps? Blimey, maybe even the
PM! Did the PM have children? He wasn't sure, but resolved to check when
he got home.
"I'll have to start getting back," he said, "may I say goodbye to Imogen
before I go?"
"Oh no, it would be better if you don't," she replied, "Imogen will
already be in the common room with the other girls by now, and it would
probably embarrass her. But please don't worry, and tell your dear wife
the same. The week before school starts is actually very fun for the
girls. We put on a few dances for them and have a big picnic in the
gardens. I'll make sure she's fine and call you with her progress before
school starts, though."
They walked back to his car slowly, with the rich lunch and two gins
making Louis feel a little woozy. It didn't take much to get him drunk
with his small frame, or to make him feel full up. He hoped having the
window down and Holst on full blast would help him home. As they neared
the door a rather harried looking woman burst through from the other
side, with a terrified ginger girl in tow.
"I'm so sorry I'm late," the woman cried, her oversized bag swinging
wildly and only just missing the ginger girl's head. Even from a
distance, Louis could see the girl had tears in her eyes.
For some reason Miss Taylor-Bannister stood herself right in front of
Louis, "nonsense Mrs Barrett, you're actually early. I must apologise
for not being in the car park to greet you, actually. And how are you,
Victoria?"
The little girl looked downwards, "I'm very well, Miss Taylor-Bannister.
Thank you."
He felt momentarily ashamed of Imogen and her surly responses, although
he found his shepherding out the door even stranger. It was as though
she didn't want him to talk or see other parents, or perhaps the other
way round.
"Safe journey home Mr Hardiker," she said, practically shooing him out
of the door, before turning back to Mrs Barrett and Victoria.
It was very odd, but he had almost forgotten about it by the time he
collapsed into the Jaguar's comfortable front seat. His first thought
was to call Caroline and tell her that everything had gone OK. He'd
purposely left his mobile in the glove compartment after Miss Taylor-
Bannister's tirade about phones, and expected to see at least ten missed
calls from Caroline.
"Bloody girl," he moaned, fishing out the discarded McDonald's wrappers
that Imogen had left there. It was why he didn't like letting Caroline
have the car. A sense of panic and confusion started to race through him
as he grasped for the phone's reassuring, metallic touch. He had put it
in the glove compartment, hadn't he? He was sure he had, because
Caroline had warned him endlessly to call her as soon as he had dropped
her off.
"Imogen," he said to himself, suddenly convinced she'd smuggled it in
there with her. It had probably been when she'd been slamming the
compartment open and shut during Mercury. The winged messenger indeed!
He'd have to go back inside and tell Miss Taylor-Bannister that Imogen
had brought a phone in with her.
He considered this for a moment. Would that really be the best way for
Imogen to start her time at Riverside? Not only would she look bad in
front of the teachers, he was sure it wouldn't endear her to the school
either. And what if she'd hadn't taken it? How stupid would he look
then? What if really had left it at home after all? Suddenly he was
certain that he'd left it on the main hallway table, on top of his
letters. He'd put it down when he'd picked his keys up and forgotten it.
Caroline was going to be livid. He'd have to stop at a service station
and call her.
Still feeling full and a little woozy, he pressed the button to start
the ignition and waited for the soft purr of the Jag's engine to waft in
through the open windows and for Holst's Mars to start again in all its
glory. Five hours home! Perhaps six with the traffic. And now, because
he'd forgotten his phone, he'd have to stop at the poxy services too! He
could only hope that Caroline would take pity on him when he got in, and
offer some pity sex.
"What the hell is the problem now!" he murmured to himself, as the Jag
failed to start. Surely he hadn't lost his keys now as well? He rummaged
quickly through his trouser pocket, and found the key fob safely in
there, under his wallet. But still the Jag wouldn't start.
He was still cursing his outrageously expensive car when Mrs Barrett,
the harried looking woman with the big bag and ginger daughter, burst
back out of the entrance and toward her own car, a black BMW parked a
few bays away. Clearly she wasn't one for a boozy lunch on the balcony
with Miss Taylor-Bannister. She was yelling into her phone too.
"They want ?100,000 Michael. ?100,000! Can you believe it! Want to
refurbish the library and the sick ward! I told her where to go!" A
pause, as she pulled a cigarette from her bag, "no Michael, I won't pay.
They bled us dry when Catherine was here, remember! Hello? Can you still
hear me?" She threw the phone onto her car seat in disgust. "Fucking
signal!"
Before that he had considered getting out and asking to borrow her
phone, but now he just wanted her to go without seeing him. She didn't
seem like the kind of person he wanted to have a conversation with.
"?100,000!" She was saying to herself over and over as she climbed into
her car, which luckily for her, started first time. Louis made an
internal note to buy German next time, rather than British.
He tried to start it a few more times, before deciding there was nothing
more to be done. He had to go back inside and call The AA. He could call
Caroline at the same time, and tell her not to wear her sexy negligee
tonight, because he wouldn't be home until the early hours. He just
hoped they might find a comfortable place for him to lay down while he
waited.
"Problem?" a male voice asked.
It was the old gardener that they'd met during their tour of the school.
If anything, he looked even more hunchbacked than he had the last time.
"Just my rubbish car," Louis complained, "I was going to pop in and call
The AA."
"What's the problem? Won't start?"
"Just seems dead. I've never had it before."
The old boy shook his head, his long grey hair swinging around his face
as he did so, "these modern cars, hey? You know, Vince, the chap at the
gatehouse, is good with cars. I can ask him to take a look, if you
like...."
"No really, it's fine," Louis replied, somewhat embarrassed at his lack
of "man-skills', "The AA can get here in half an hour."
"Not all the way out here they won't," Robinson said, chuckling, "we're
out in the sticks here boy. Be at least three hours, if not more."
Louis felt like he'd been punched, "three hours! Really?" He didn't
think anywhere in Britain could be three hours from roadside support.
"Not much need for them out here boy. We fix things ourselves. Let me
get Vince for you."
"Well, I suppose that would be good. Thank you very much," he made to
get back into the Jag to wait, but Miss Taylor-Bannister saw him first.
"Mr Hardiker! You're still here. There isn't a problem, I hope."
He told her about the car, and she insisted he wait inside while Vince
had a look, "he might need a while," she told him, "and I'm awfully
sorry about barging you out the door like that when Mrs Barrett
arrived," she lowered her voice, "she's such a troublemaker you see, and
I didn't want her to sour your impression of the day. Her daughter is
such a sweet little thing too. Miss Chester is showing her around now,
with the others."
Louis had no idea why she'd needed to share quite so much information,
but he was happy to be led to a comfortable chase-lounge in the
teacher's room. "Could I make a quick call home as well," he asked,
spying the old fashioned phone on the wall.
"Certainly, make yourself at home. Hopefully Vince will be done very
soon."
He decided to wait twenty minutes or so before calling her, choosing
instead to have a rest on the comfy chairs first. When he did finally
saunter over to the phone, it hardly rang before Caroline picked up. She
sounded a little angry too, "you left your phone here, dozy," she riled,
making Louis feel a little better and thankful that he didn't accuse
Imogen of stealing it. She didn't sound too convinced when Louis told
her that the day had gone well, and that Imogen seemed happy enough. In
the end her downbeat attitude started to annoy him.
"You know, for a woman who's just had a ?60,000 wedding, and seen her
daughter go off to one of the best and most expensive private schools in
the country, you don't seem very happy."
"Don't you dare throw money in my face like that," she yelled, "the
wedding was your idea, remember? And the school."
He wasn't sure the school was his idea, actually. Perhaps he'd been the
one to push it home, but she must have ordered the brochures originally.
Why else would they have been posted to him?
"Oh, and in another news," she continued, still yelling, "Marvin found
out today that we've sent Imogen away and he's not happy about it. Says
he thinking of suing, because we didn't involve him. I told you we
should run the idea past him, Louis. He is Imogen's Father, after all."
This made his blood boil, "some Father. Where was he on her birthday? Or
at Christmas? Or at that play she did last year?" He could barely
contain his anger, "fuck him. Tell him to sue me all he wants. I'll have
him done for child negligence. Fuck him Caroline, fuck him...."
A throat was cleared behind him. It was Miss Chester. Of course it was.
"I'll have to go," he told her, while she kept shouting. Before he put
the phone down, and perhaps not wanting to look like a hothead in front
of his new company, he started to calm down, "look sweetheart, I'll be
home later tonight. We can talk about things then. I love you OK?"
There was a pause. A long pause.
"I love you too Louis." She hung up.
"Awfully sorry about that," he said, turning around and feeling all
kinds of silly. Even childlike, somehow. Perhaps because Miss Chester
was quite a bit taller than him, or perhaps because she was fixing him
with the kind of stare that teachers gave naughty children. Still, even
with that glare she looked very pretty.
"I didn't mean to interrupt Mr Hardiker," she said, a little red faced,
"but I was asked to tell you that Vince has looked at your car, and that
he'll need to order a part for it. It won't come until tomorrow though."
"Perfect," he groaned, a little relieved that he wouldn't have to face
Caroline after all. Perhaps it would give her time to calm down. "Is
there a hotel nearby? And would someone be able to give me a lift?"
"Oh don't worry about that," she said, "Miss Taylor-Bannister has
insisted you stay here tonight, as our guest. She's having a room in the
teacher's wing prepared for you now."
That didn't sound too bad. He could sleep off his full lunch and his two
G&Ts, and be ready for a nice drive home tomorrow.
He just had to make another phone call first.
**
He found himself staring out into the dark oak trees as night fell. As a
child, he'd always been scared of the dark, and especially scared of
being lost in dark forest, a remnant of a poorly organised trek that his
Father had arranged in some half arsed attempt at parenting, during
which he'd been lost for two hours, wondering amongst the impossibly
tall trees. He'd wet himself lavishly too, something which had disgusted
his Dad even though poor Louis was only 7.
It had been a thoroughly strange day, and not one he was going to
remember too fondly. Caroline had been even angrier when he'd called
back and told her the news, saying that she didn't want to be alone on
that night of all nights, and sobbing down the receiver like a spoilt
child. Suddenly her meekness didn't seem all that endearing.
Had he been right to propose? He'd only done it because he'd found those
bridal magazines hidden under the bed while he was looking for his golf
clubs. But as soon as he thought of it, there was no going back. It was
the perfect idea really. From the notes inside the magazines he had
worked out that she longed for a big fancy wedding.
It was Helen, Caroline's oldest friend, who really sealed the deal. He
had overhead her talking in the hallway to one of the younger maids,
"I've heard he's going to ask her to marry him, and that the ceremony is
going to be a few weeks. A big old thing too, apparently. Caroline is
very excited, although he doesn't know she knows. She found the meeting
with the wedding planner in his diary."
Louis cursed his sloppiness, but was heartened to hear how excited
Caroline was.
Helen continued, "and apparently she's going to let Imogen go to that
private school if they get married." The young maid said something, too
low for Louis to hear. "Yeah, but she thinks it's fair he has a say if
they're married," Helen told the younger girl, "and between us, I think
she secretly likes the idea of Imogen learning a bit of refinement
anyway."
So here he was, a married man. He'd been sad on the wedding day that his
Mother couldn't be there, and even a little sad that his Father couldn't
either, if only to prove a point to the old bastard. He'd never much
liked Louis, and they both knew it. Both of Caroline's parents were dead
too, but she had a LOT more friends to invite than he did. It was lucky
really, because without them the church would have been empty.
"Mr Hardiker," a voice said, from the other side of the door.
"Yes?" He replied, a little startled.
"It's just me, Miss Taylor-Bannister," he wondered why she hadn't just
told him her first name yet. In fact, none of the teachers had. All
through dinner they'd called each other Miss this and Mrs that. Very
odd. "Just want to make sure you've got everything you need."
"All perfect, thank you." Well, almost. They hadn't been able to find
any nightclothes for him, so he was having to sleep naked. But with the
cool air outside, that wasn't the end of the world.
"Mrs Cullen has asked me to remind you about your run in the morning.
Six am."
He'd forgotten about that but hid his remorse. "Yes, thank you very
much. Good night now." He hadn't really wanted to go on a bloody run
with her, but she'd been so insistent that he'd finally caved.
"None of these lot will ever run with me," she boomed, slapping him on
the back, "we'll have a great time lad. Lots of hills around here."
For a time earlier in the afternoon Louis had wondered if he might end
up eating dinner in the large cafeteria just beyond the main hall. That
would mean seeing Imogen again though, and thankfully Miss Taylor-
Bannister was in agreement that it wouldn't be a good idea. So the two
of them had eaten in her private study, with the conversation becoming
more forced as they ran out of topics to cover.
"Can you play an instrument?" she had asked him, as he finished off the
last of his jam roly-poly.
"I played a little violin at school," he told her, "but it's so long ago
that I doubt I'd be able to now."
"You never forget," she said, smiling and stirring her tea.
After dinner they'd joined the other teachers in the teacher's lounge,
and Louis was surprised to find quite a boozy atmosphere. At the centre
of it was Miss Chester, who was sipping a gin and tonic, and Mrs Cullen,
who was helping herself to a lager.
"So what do you do then?" Mrs Brightwell, the history teacher, asked
him. She was a pudgy older woman with brown hair and her body hidden
under a long black cardigan.
The question stumped Louis, who had otherwise been enjoying the
atmosphere and helping himself to another G&T, "oh well, I have a few
stock portfolios," he replied. It was his standard lie, and not one that
would hold up under much scrutiny.
"Oh really," Miss Eardley, the maths teacher who had worked at Nasa, cut
in, "which shares are you in to?"
"Fuck," he thought, suddenly wanting the conversation to turn back to
the embarrassingly bad exam answers some of them had heard. Like the
girl who'd thought the Nazi's had won the Second World War. "This and
that," he boasted, "I err, just bought some shares in Jaguar." It was
the best he could come up with.
"Jaguar, really? Aren't they owned by Tata now? And isn't that a New
York listing?"
"Yep," he replied, not knowing if she was right or not.
Miss Eardley smiled, "well I must say, that's rather exotic. A trader in
the foreign markets." He got the feeling that she was mocking him.
"Perhaps you should have bought more," Mrs Cullen said in her northern
brogue, "your car might not have broken down then!"
"And do you like to read Mr Hardiker?" This was Miss Chester now, and
she was smiling at him sweetly. A little drunk, perhaps.
"Of course. I've been reading some Proust lately." This wasn't a lie,
but he hoped desperately that shouldn't ask him about it, because he'd
only managed twenty pages of In Search of Lost Time before giving up and
playing games on his phone instead.
"Oh my," she replied, "Proust, really? I've always found his work very
difficult. It's a shame you won't be here for longer, perhaps we could
have worked through some of it together?" There was definitely something
between them, he had decided. If only the G&Ts.
When he'd set off in the morning with a surly Imogen by his side, he
certainly hadn't expected to spend the evening with a bunch of middle
aged teachers getting slightly drunk, but in the end it become quite
agreeable. By the time he settled into bed, naked under the bedclothes
and with a light breeze wafting through the open window, almost
everything felt quite agreeable. He spent his last few waking moments
staring at the locked door on the other side of the room, following the
marks in the wood from the top of the door to the bottom, and trying to
shake the feeling that Caroline had led him on.
It was still pre-dawn when he woke, and it took him a few moments to
remember where he was. "Oh no," he yawned, remembering his promise to
call Caroline before he went to bed. Like the all too cold air coming in
from the window, or the strange beeping going somewhere, the thought of
her moaning at him for forgetting didn't do much to help his already
fragile head. He stood up slowly to shut the window, remembering not to
fall over the clothes he'd left laying on the floor.
At first he thought the beeping was coming from the hallway, but as he
neared the open window he realised it was coming from outside. It was
accompanied by hushed voices too. Binmen, he decided, until he heard the
familiar soft purring sound of his Jaguar.
"What the hell!" he said out-loud, feeling a remnant of last night's
Halloumi come back up his throat as he did so. He reached down quickly
to grab his trousers from the floor, and was equally perplexed to find
those gone too!
Someone was stealing his Jaguar, and had apparently stolen his
underpants too, and apart from running down the hallway naked, there was
nothing he could do about it! "Hey!" he shouted out of the window, "I
can see you! What are you doing?" He couldn't actually see them or the
car itself, but hoped it might scare them off.
"Mr Hardiker, are you OK in there?" He was relieved to hear Miss Taylor-
Bannister's voice through the door.
"No, I'm certainly not OK! Someone is stealing my Jag from the car park.
Call the police, quickly!"
"No no, there's been a misunderstanding," she laughed, "Vince arranged
for the local garage to pick your car up this morning. He managed to get
it started last night, but he tells me it will need a new part so that
it doesn't happen again. I'm terribly sorry - I would have told you last
night but I only found out very late and I assumed you'd be asleep."
Louis felt slightly foolish, "oh well, that's good, I suppose. Oh, but
my trousers and shirt are gone too. And my wallet was in my trousers."
"What do you mean, gone? You asked me to give them to the laundry girls
for you, don't you remember? You left them outside the door last night."
"No, I put them on the floor. I'm sure I did." Was it possible that she
was right? He had had a few drinks, but surely not enough to forget
something like that.
"Check your bedside cabinet. I'm sure your wallet will be in there."
He hopped back over the side of the room. Sure enough his wallet was in
there. "Well, maybe I did ask you to wash them then. Terribly sorry." He
still wasn't convinced though. In fact, he was starting to feel very
strange about the whole thing and wanted more than ever to get home.
Ironically, he was beginning to understand how Imogen had felt.
All in all he wasn't much in the mood for Mrs Cullen's boisterous knock
on the door twenty minutes later, "our run, remember?" she called in.
"I really can't, I'm afraid," he called back. He had hoped that would be
enough, but she kept pressing him until he had finally given her the
real reason.
"But you couldn't run in your trousers and shirt anyway," she said, as
though he was stupid, "I bought some thing with me for you to wear. I'll
leave it outside the door here, and I promise I won't look when you get
them."
At least it'll be something to wear he told himself, as he quickly
grabbed the clothes she had left. It turned out to be a pair of green
drawstring jogging bottoms and a green t-shirt. Unless he'd gone mad, he
was sure it was girls PE kit, and that they'd bought something very
similar for Imogen. And yet still, he didn't know what choice he had but
to put it on. She'd even left him a pair of sports socks and plain white
trainers in his size, which he assumed he'd told her the night before.
What a strange day it was, already.
"So, you're good to go then," she said, hopping on the spot as he slowly
opened the door, "I thought we'd go for a quick 5k, and then maybe a bit
of hill work. How does that sound?"
It sounded terrible, "fine," he lied, finding her more than a little
imposing. At the same time he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror,
and told himself he was being silly to think the outfit was anything
other than sportswear. He wasn't even sure it was PE kit actually, and
was suddenly sure that they'd never bought Imogen a pair of joggers.
"Come on lad!" Mrs Cullen had a habit of shouting. "We've hardly done 2k
yet and you're puffing like an overweight old smoker."
"I haven't done much running lately," he gasped, trying to keep up with
her ridiculously long strides and failing.
"No kidding lad."
Worse was to come when they reached the hills behind the school and Mrs
Cullen decided it would be "fun" to do three laps of the steepest climb
out of the five or so in front of them. By the first time up he was
already doubled over and preparing to be sick.
"What's the matter Louisa!" she taunted, throwing an a onto the end of
his name like the bullies had done at school, "can't you even manage one
lap?"
"I can't," he gasped, "I really can't!"
"I'm going to keep calling you Louisa until you manage to get up here.
Come on soft lad, even our first year girls can do this! Put some effort
in Louisa."
"Please.....enough for now......"
"Oh Louisa, what a terrible effort. Maybe you'll do better tomorrow
though."
"Not bloody likely," he thought, "I'll back home with my new wife, and
having lots and lots of sex to boot."
He called the new wife from the phone in the teacher's lounge, as soon
as the hour was respectable enough. "I'm really sorry," he said again,
"they're fixing the car today though, so I'll be home later on."
She had obviously softened since the last phone call, "I really miss you
both," she said, sounding more like her meek old self again, "I can't
believe you're both there and I'm stuck here. I knew I should have gone
with you to drop her off."
"Don't get all upset now," he advised, wiping yet another bead of sweat
from his forehead, "I love you, Caroline."
Less of a pause this time, "I love you too. Just come home, please!"
"I will, I will," he replied, not 100% sure why he felt so certain about
it. It was entirely possible that the car wouldn't be back in time for
him to get home, and it was a fear that grew and grew as the morning
passed while he sat in his room, looking out of the window and waiting
to hear the soft purr of the Jag again.
After a while he turned his attention the scene in the gardens, which he
could far more clearly. The girls were having a picnic on the perfectly
green lawns and he quickly spotted Imogen amongst them, talking to the
black haired girl he remembered from Miss Chester's class during their
tour of the school. She seemed happy too, even laughing a couple of
times as the black hair girl told her something, and Louis made a mental
note to tell Caroline about it.
The girls had obviously been allowed to dress a little more casually
too, because many were in jeans and t-shirts. This included the gaggle
of girls closest to his window all wearing pastel coloured t-shirts and
jeans, who he recognised as the first year girls, including blonde
Poppy, she with the famous Father, and ginger Victoria, the little
scared girl. They were giggling as they talked amongst themselves.
"Mr Hardiker, are you OK in there?" It was Miss Taylor-Bannister again,
"I've brought your clothes back from the laundry. Shall I bring them
in?"
"Please," he replied, no longer much caring about his green joggers but
delighted to put his own clothes back on. "Any word from the garage
yet?"
"Not yet I'm afraid," she looked genuinely upset about it, which made
Louis feel ashamed for doubting her honesty earlier, "I've told Vince to
put pressure on the mechanic though, so hopefully not too long. In the
meantime, I was wondering if you might like to accompany me to the music
room? I'd love your opinion on a little piano piece I'm writing."
"Piano? I thought you were a violinist?"
"I play a little of everything really," she replied, "how about it? It's
better than sitting here all alone. And Imogen is in the gardens with
the other girls, so she won't see you."
"I suppose you're right." She waited outside the door while h