Hallo-Weenie
By Jena Corso
Edited by Angela Meyers
"I think we really need this weekend away from home," said Tracey
turning to her boyfriend as the plane touched down. "Don't you?"
"Definitely," said Jonah. "I'll be good to be away from all your asshole
friends for a change."
"Oh stop," said Tracey playfully slapping his shoulder. "I love
Halloween and this will be a nice change for both of us. We both could
use a change from our routines."
"You mean we could use a break to get you out of those friggin old fart
business suits," said a grouchy Jonah grabbing his overhead bag. "You're
going to look fucking hot in this skimpy costume for a change. I miss
the old Tracey in shit like this."
"Well one of us has to be mature enough to have a career and save for
our future if we might ever have one," said Tracey rolling her eyes as
she pulled her bag down the aisle.
They walked down to the baggage area and eventually found Tracey's
suitcase. After searching every carousel, taking to security and
checking the back room Jonah had no choice but to leave his name and
they promised they'd send it to their hotel later once it was found.
"Oh shit my phone is dead and my charger is in there," said Jonah
checking his phone as they were on the cab line.
"I told you like five times to switch to an iphone like me and then you
could always use mine but you never listen of course," giggled Tracey as
they got in a cab. "You're the worst with that!"
"It's not funny," said Jonah completely annoyed now. "You wouldn't be
laughing if it were your stuff missing!"
"True but my stuff is designer and expensive," said Tracey kissing his
cheek and rubbing his arm. "I have shoes in my suitcase worth more than
your entire wardrobe."
"Yeah because I don't waste money like you," said Jonah.
"Whatever?" said Tracey Rolling her eyes looking out the window. "You
have your license and your wallet right!"
"Of course I put my license in my pocket," said Jonah slapping down his
hands against his pockets. "Holy shit! My credit cards though were in my
little carry on! I stuffed it inside my big suit case because they said
only one carry on and I have this stupid one you made me take with our
costumes."
"I made you?" scolded Tracy nastily. "All I asked you to do was carry
the packages you ordered! But did I tell you to leave your wallet in the
suitcase? You did that on your own."
"You know I hate the stupid bulge in my pocket," said Jonah annoyed.
"How do you expect me to sit on a plane with that lump on my ass on one
side?"
"Like I wouldn't be paying for almost everything anyway?" smirked Tracy
shaking her head digging through her purse.
"Well I bought lunch today remember?" reasoned Jonah.
"That you did! You and those damn weenies! How could we possibly take a
long flight without having a yummy hot dog cart frank sit in my stomach
like a rock! It was a fabulous lunch," said Tracey rolling her eyes
before handing him her phone. "Here call and cancel your cards before
someone starts using them and we have a real mess."
Jonah made a half dozen calls before Tracey handed the cabbie two
twenties as they pulled up at the hotel. When they got out, she pulled
her own luggage bags once the driver took them from the trunk and then
walked inside checking them into the hotel.
It was a charming mid-priced downtown hotel with a wonderful lobby,
lovely restaurant and a few small shops. As they got upstairs the view
was quite nice as Tracey peeked out the window while Jonah just plopped
right on the spacious king sized bed taking a much need break.
"So it's all done?" said Tracey pulling the curtains wide open looking
out at the city.
"Yes, I think I got them all," said Jonah staring up at the ceiling.
"Good then let's just put it behind us and have a good weekend," said
Tracey walking over touching his face. "No more fighting. Ok?"
"Sounds good," said Jonah looking up at her as softly touching her
boobs.
"So then you're working on getting your second wind," said Tracey
climbing on top of him as he was lying back on the bed. "Right?"
"Yeah," said Jonah smiling as she undid his belt. "I can feel my energy
level rising right now."
"Can you?" grinned Tracey climbing off him and pulling down his pants.
"Oh definitely," groaned Jonah. "I'm full of energy now."
"Good," said Tracey pulling off his shoes and pants from his ankles.
"Then you have enough energy to open the boxes because I'm dying to see
how adorable you're going to look in your costume."
"Uuuggghhh... really now," grumbled Jonah completely aroused. "You
really do now how to ruin the mood."
"Awwwee... I know but if we don't start getting ready soon we'll be
late," said Tracey. "There's tons of traffic in this city and you know
how much I've been looking forward to this."
"Come on," said Jonah patting the bed for her to join him. "We've got
time. We're on vacation!"
"Not really?" said Tracey looking at her watch and tossing the boxes on
the bed next to him. "Now stop teasing and open them. If I know you I'll
be in the skimpiest princess costume they had anyway so don't you want
to see me in it."
"Of course I do," said Jonah smirking. "It's pretty fucking sexy
honestly."
"And I'm sure yours is just as skimpy and sexy right?" said Tracey
smiling as she folded her arms.
"Well not exactly but it's a stupid prince uniform?" said Jonah
giggling. "How sexy could it be? You choose the prince and princess
theme. You just let me pick the costumes."
"I know," said Tracey. "But its Disney theme couples only so I just
figured it would be really romantic so don't ruin that for me please."
"I won't. I bought them right?" said Jonah tossing out his arms. "Just
remember I'm doing this for you."
"Are you?" said Tracey smirking.
"Yes! Of course and we're here this weekend right?" said Jonah
reasoning. "We're celebrating Halloween like you wanted at the event
you've been dying to go to. Would I rather be at something different of
course but at least no one knows me out here so don't go posting these
stupid pictures everywhere."
"No I'd never do that its only been my dream to hit one of these events
since I knew they existed," said Tracey shaking her head. "And don't
forget dinner tomorrow?"
"You sure that's still on?" said Jonah hating the thought of it. "Maybe
you brother will cancel and don't you talk to him like every day
anyway?"
"Not every day! Just you're not going to embarrass me at dinner right?"
said Tracey giving him a puppy dog type look. "You promised you'd do
that for me!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm honoring your stupid wishes there. I'll be good,"
teased Jonah. "I can't wait to meet your fruit cake brother's but
buddy."
"Stop that!" yelled Tracey. "You promised to be good and not be an ass."
"I know! I know,"chuckled Jonah. "I promise."
"I appreciate that part," said Tracey nodding as she looked him in the
eye. "Now can we finally see these costumes you picked. I haven't been
Snow White since I was little so this should be fun."
"Well maybe put it on for a while now and we'll start the party early,"
grinned Jonah grabbing her wrist.
"Gee that's so romantic of you Prince Charming! But like I said after a
long flight your sweaty ass needs to shower and some time to get ready.
Now open the boxes because we're both dying to see the costumes for
completely different reasons obviously ," said Tracey before grabbing
his hard on through his boxers. "Someday my prince will come... just not
yet though!"
"Not funny" said Jonah annoyed yet enjoying her giving a few yanks as
she cracked herself up giggling.
"Maybe not for you?" giggled Tracey as Jonah got up and began ripping
open the brown boxes.
Inside the first brown box he folded back the tissue paper and softly
grabbed the puffy sleeves of the Snow White Costume lifting from the
box.
"Do I have good taste or what?" said Jonah smirking as he held out the
sexy Snow White costume.
"Oh my Gawwddd," screamed Tracey taking it from him and feeling the
material. "I love this one!"
"Told you I have good taste," said Jonah proud of himself. "It was the
more elaborate yet sexiest one they had. Glad you like it."
"I do!" said Tracey kissing his lips briefly. "A little short obviously
and a bit sexier than I thought it might be but it's gorgeous. So much
detail. You know how I love that. Now let's see Prince Charming."
"I can't even believe I'll be wearing this," said Jonah rolling his eyes
as he opened the box. "But anything for you my princess."
"See now we're getting somewhere. I'm so excited," applauded Tracey
gingerly girly clapping as he lifted it from the box and she took it
from him. "Wow, so extravagant. The jacket! The sash! It's so official
looking!"
"Glad you're happy for a change!" said Jonah rolling his eye.
"I'm psyched!" said Tracey pinching his ass. "Now go take a shower while
I start getting ready. You stink."
They shared a quick moment as Jonah dropped off his boxers kicking them
towards her being silly as he wandered into the bathroom. He enjoyed a
nice hot shower for a few minutes until Tracey knocked on the glass
startling him as she knocked on the door.
"So what do you think?" said Tracey with a big smile on her face. "Like
this on me?"
"You think you're funny?" said Jonah as she was wearing his Prince
Charming jacket and no pants. "I like it better on you than me honestly.
Wish I had my batman costume here though instead of that."
"That's good to know but you don't," said Tracey shaking her head
opening the door and handing him some conditioner. "Here use some
conditioner and I'm just running down to the gift shop for a few things.
I'll be back in five so try to be out then please."
He enjoyed the hot water a good ten minutes more until he heard the room
door close and knew he had to come out before she started nagging him.
He dried himself off and then wrapped his waist in a towel as he came
out of the bathroom seeing her sitting in a chair wearing his costume
pants now patting her finger against her cheek waiting for him.
"Hey I guess if you like it so much then you can wear it," teased Jonah
as he was towel drying his hair.
"Interesting that you say that?" said Tracey standing up. "Because you
know maybe I will... Funny thing is that the damn thing fits perfectly.
You know like maybe somebody ordered the wrong size."
"Haha .. but I didn't. They asked for specific questions of which you
gave me the answers," said Jonah inspecting how well the jacket fit.
"But who cares I'll be happy to bag this stupid party or go as something
else. I never wanted to be a stupid prince anyway. I told you I'd rather
be in my batman costume."
"Nice try but remember this is a Disney theme only party for couples
right? You've probably only heard me mention t like a thousand times!"
said Tracey holding up the Snow White costume and pointing to it. "Plus
I paid a fortune for it and as it is now my credit cards are just about
maxed between the flight, the car and now I had to put the hotel on it.
We're going. End of discussion!"
"I understand you're frustrated but obviously I have no money or credit
to buy another costume," said Jonah throwing up his hands. "Blame the
costume people they got the sizes wrong. If there was any way I could
make this work for us you know I'd would."
"Good because it appears you're the one that messed up the sizes," said
Tracey tossing the Snow White costume towards him. "Here let's see how
it fits."
"No way," gulped Jonah catching the costume and looking over it.
"Yes way my princess," said Tracey walking over and taking it away from
him pulling off his towel. "Lift up your arms because from the looks of
things I'm pretty sure I'm right."
"Holy shit! I couldn't have," whined Jonah as she pulled it over his
head and there he was quickly in the costume.
"Really ya did!" said Tracey holding up a shoe box. "Read the size on
here! Does this look like my size? Remember I'm a seven?"
"This is crazy," cried Jonah looking down at his frilly skirt.
"Oh stop. I think it'll be good for us to really loosen up and do
something that could break some of the tension between us a bit," said
Tracey stripping off her costume and putting on a robe. "Plus it's for
Halloween and we're in San Francisco. There is no more accepting time or
a more accepting place to cross dress. I guarantee they'll be plenty of
other couples like this."
"But I'll look ridiculous!" said poking out his hairy leg. "Look at me."
"Right now yes but no once I'm done with you. I'd never let that
happen!" said Tracey pulling the costume back over his head and taking
him by his limp member leading him back into the bathroom completely
naked. "Why do you think I ran downstairs to the store?"
As they walked she grabbed the small plastic back from the table in her
other hand and then opened the shower door stepping in with him. It was
large glass enclosure that easily fit both of them and before he could
even object much began took a spray bottle from the back.
"Tracey! What the fuck is that shit!" cried Jonah as she was liberally
spraying a pungent liquid all over his legs. "You're not...."
"Not wanting you to look ridiculous? Yes exactly!" said Tracey turning
him as she was spraying his back. "Didn't I just promise you I
wouldn't?"
"Yeah but I meant not making me wear that," Screamed Jonah as she
outstretched his right arm coating it. "This is bullshit Tracey! You
know exactly what I meant!"
"And you know what? This is you're fuck up not mine so stop being an
asshole and because here we are again with me fixing shit for you. Now
please for both of our sakes laugh and just have fun with it," said
Tracey coating his chest. "Plus we both know with our current time
restraints and financial situation so this is pretty much the only
option anyway."
"Please Tracey let's stop and think of something else. Come on wipe this
shit off me," said Jonah. "We passed some thrift stores on the way here.
All I need is a weird jacket and bright slacks and I can pull off the
stupid prince thing."
"What as a bum in an old shitty jacket? Even if you could then what
about me?" said Tracey with a giggle doing under his arms. "You think
that have fancy princess costumes in the thrift store for five bucks?"
"No but do we really need to be in the fancy shit I bought?" Cried Jonah
making any excuse he could think of. "There must be a Wallmart or
something out here?"
"Seriously? You think we'd find appropriate costumes for a two hundred
dollar a head Disney theme club party in Wallmart?" said Tracey stepping
back shaking her head. "Not happening and how many Wallmart's do you
know of in downtown areas of big cities anyway?"
"I don't know Tracey," whined Jonah.
"Sure you do! Not an option Jonah! Plus that ship has sailed anyway as
even if I washed all the Nair off you now it really wouldn't matter
much. All you'd be is full of a patches as I'm sure in some sections its
already done the trick ," said Tracey looking at her watch. "This stuff
works fast so just stand here about three more minutes and make sure you
don't touch your eyes or you'll have bigger problems than looking
smooth."
"Oh this sucks," said Jonah as Tracey left the shower stall for a
minute.
"Turn around please," said Tracey as she returned with her hands inside
two plastic gloves as he turned facing the wall. "Head back just a
little and eyes closed until I tell you."
His damp hair really wasn't too long as he felt a creme being added at
his hairline and she began messaging at his scalp. It was a pretty quick
treatment as it wasn't long until he felt the plastic cap snap across
his forehead and across his neckline until he heard her snap off the
gloves.
"What was that for?" said Jonah almost in shock now.
"Just a rinse to add some depth to that mousey brown mop of yours," said
Tracey opening the shower door and taking a small package from the bag
on the vanity. "It's no big deal now keep your arms and finger extended.
We're on a tight schedule that we'll need to keep unless you'd like a
little rash on the cute little tushy of yours honey."
"No thanks. This is bad enough," gulped Jonah as she opened the package
and took out a few different size clear nails as she measured them
against her thumb.
Before he could bare blink she blotted some drops of glue across his
nail and then he felt the pressure as quickly she pressed down bonding
the fake nail selection to his. She then counted to five and then one
after another he watched his digits being transformed with the acrylic
extensions. If it took two minutes that was a lot before she put down
the package filled with the extra nails and turned her attention back to
his body.
She knelt now taking some small wash cloths softly rubbing where she
began at his legs as he tried not to check but couldn't help himself as
he stared down looking at his now bare shin near his ankle. It was
almost impossible to fathom that within every twist of her wrist huge
clumps of his thigh hair were completely gone. He couldn't bear to even
look anymore when she rubbed between his legs but it was hard not to
glance down once she touched his abs. He had always taken pride in his
macho chest hair and tight six pack but now that was a thing of the past
as he pinched in his chin watching it seemly just slide away.
When finally every stray hair seemed to no longer exist on his arms she
switched on the shower and stepped out of the way to avoid getting
soaked. As the water rain done past their bare feet all he could do was
stare at her red toes next to his noticing now that his legs were just
as smooth as hers as he watched plenty of stray hairs flow between them
and down the drain.
"Ok, lean back and close your eyes," said Tracey after a few minutes of
showing his body before pulling off his cap. "This will be quick. It's
just a rinse and then we'll let the conditioner sit in there for a few
minutes while we shave off that stubble of yours'.
As he leaned back she messaged his hair over and over a few times before
lathering up his face. She took her time ever so precisely shaving him
with the grain and then re-lathered him for a second time going against
it. When she was satisfied she pinched his nostrils before taking a
small scissor trimming away any nose hair and then followed with some
trimming at his brows. One more time she took a razor shaving at the
bridge of his nose as she seemingly widened the distance between his
brows before finally switching on the water rinsing out the conditioner.
He exhaled for a moment as she exited the shower to get some towels and
then softly patting him dry. He hadn't seen his body hairless since his
pre-teen years as he stared down nauseated with just a small patch
remaining between his legs as she wrapped his hair in another towel
turban style. He was visibly shivering as she led him by the hand back
into the bedroom before taking a white robe from the closet as he
happily slid his arms inside.
She knotted the attached belt and then he sat on the edge of the bed as
she flipped open her cosmetic bag and got to work on him. First she
unscrewed this orangey looking glue stick before gliding it across his
entire beard area as it felt almost gluey until she seemed to smooth it
with a little sponge. It was even more foreign next watching her squirt
a fleshy colored cr?me onto her index finger before she blotted it all
over his face and neck before spreading it everywhere. He couldn't
believe all the creamy products that followed as he could see the labels
of foundations, concealers, and powders which seemed to endlessly being
added to his face.
It was almost a welcome break as he held open his left eye with her
fingers as she took a black pencil to his waterlines as all he could
really do was stare anxiously at her. She prohibited him from blinking
quite a few times until she unscrewed the top of what looked like a thin
sharpie. She then pushed his lids closed as he felt it ever so precisely
glide just above his lashes and then it actually felt nice as she blew
on it a few times. When she allowed him to reopened he could see some
white glue slowly gliding across a big thick lash between her fingers
and then she pushed his eyes back closed pressing it on.
She repeated everything on the other side before pushing them closed
again stroking at his eye lids with a soft applicator. This was actually
the most soothing part of this entire madness but seemed so slow and
methodical as she jumped back and forth until she asked him to reopen
his eyes.
"Just look up at the ceiling and try not to blink until I tell you ok?"
said Tracey clamping down on his right lash with her curler.
"I don't think I can do this Tracey," moaned Jonah looking at her
anxiously as she did the other side. "Look at me I'm freezing!"
"Those are just some goosebumps and all nerves," said Tracey glancing at
his wrist as he raised it before pushing it back down and taking a lash
comb separating. "Look up please like I told you."
"I know it's nerves because I can't do this," said Jonah as she ignored
him ever so precisely coating his lashes. "I can't go out like a girl."
"Oh stop being a baby," said Tracey adding a little more color to his
eye shadow now. "It's Halloween and just have fun with it. Now suck in
your cheeks for me."
With his face pinched in she began working on defining his cheek bones
with a series of big soft brushes. When finally she let him exhale she
began defining the edges of his lips with a dark pencil and unscrewed a
red tube. It was impossible not to stare at the red color twisting
towards him as she turned the tub and then glided it across his lips. He
felt sick to his stomach as the cherry sensation arouse his saliva at
the back of his throat but that taste would be going nowhere as he
watched the lip brush dip into a shiny gloss cylinder. With every stroke
he could barely stop shaking knowing it was being transferred to
illuminate every millimeter of his lips. He had loved it when she made
her lips glisten looking so irresistible yet never that look would be on
him as she completed his face setting it in a finishing powder.
"I'm done?" fretted Jonah as he looked up at her staring at him nodding
smiling. "I must look silly right?"
"Not at all actually," said Tracey taking his hand. "This is all
starting to come together. Stand up. It's time to dress the princess."
He stood knowing she'd be dressing him whether he liked it or not as she
undid his robe. As she tossed it aside he stood observing her rip open a
package of ruffled panties and then kneeling as he stepped into them.
She stayed on her knees unrolling his stockings and ever so gently
stretched them up each leg separately. He felt ready to piss his pants
when she stood back up and then dug through her carry on finding a
simple white bra. She adjusted the straps as far open as she could
lengthening it and then slid his arms through it on both sides. It was
snug when she caught the clasps in the back and then adjusted the straps
continually until she was satisfied with the fit. She folded some socks
a few times before sliding them inside her nude knee highs and then
slide them into the cups. She redid them two or three times until she
was happy with how they filled his cups and then there he was staring
down at himself with little mounds in his all white girly underwear.
"I can't believe I fit in your bra?" moaned Jonah as she pushed at his
flesh.
"Easily actually," said Tracey around the socks inside. "You're shinny
and flat chested. It's not big deal."
"For you maybe!" cried Jonah. "I still can't believe I'm wearing it
instead of you."
"It's quite ironic right considering you bought me this push up bra,"
teased Tracey. "I wear it in the first link and lucky for us you're thin
enough that I could close it in the last one. Ok, now sit back on the
bed with your hands up until I get it past your face. Let's not get any
makeup on it already and hope this fits right now that you've got some
cute little boobies."
"And if it doesn't I can go take a shower and we can bag all this
right?" said Jonah as he sat back down at the edge of the bed.
"Remember you already tried it on and it fit perfectly. said Tracey as
she opened the back zipper of the elaborate costume now and quickly
positioned his arms sliding them through the holes.
"I'm trying not to remember," said Jonah hoping and praying that maybe
it would rip or something would go wrong before it slid past his face.
"Ok stand please," said Tracey sliding the bodice down past his
midsection as he stood up and then leaning down tugging on the skirt.
She twisted it ever so carefully straightening it in the middle and then
took a few moments on each side adjusting the big puffy sleeves near his
shoulders. Just the sound of the zipper was almost too eerie to take
once she spun him away from her as suddenly any fleeting hope he had was
gone as she snapped the clasps near his first vertebrae.
Her touch near his bicep as she pulled down the short sleeves to cover
his firm muscles was enough to make him feel physically ill as his
hairless forearms below the huge girly sleeve suddenly looked so
feminine. Even worse now was her sticking her fingers inside the v-neck
of the costume yanking up his fleshy chest as much as she good as the
end result of him looking down seeing himself with some decent cleavage
boggled his mind.
"Sit back down gingerly please. You ok?" grinned Tracey as he sat back
on the bed.
"Not really," whined Jonah as she lifted the back of his skirt as he sat
feeling like he was going to dry heave. "I feel sick Tracey."
"You do look a little pale.. or should I say more snowy white," teased
Tracey enjoying his angst. "Maybe I should add some more blush and
you'll get your color back."
"Not funny," groaned Jonah. "I'm so glad you're enjoying all this."
"I am but I won't be if I have to iron that skirt again," said Tracey as
she took a bedsheet covering his costume and then clipping it around his
neck. "Now sit still and let's finish so I can get myself ready."
"Now what?" moaned Jonah as at least he didn't have to see his costume
as it was concealed under the sheet.
"You kidding? There's still plenty to do!" said Tracey opening a red
polish. "Just rest your hand outstretched on the towel nice and still
while I paint your nails. Now you're at least getting a feel of how much
I do to look good for you."
He was the princess in waiting now and he knew it watching as her every
stroke of polish colored in nail after nail. It was strange as he soon
sat with both palms down on towel on each side as quickly she had
painted his nails. When she finished the second hand she recoated the
first until she had doubled coated each side. She then took a pink can
from her bag shaking it and quickly the aerosol nail dryer spray wisped
across his fingers drying the tacky polish.
He sat as still as he could as she took the towel from his hair now and
then he watched her fill her palm with some mousse from a purple can. He
had normally wore his hair slicked back tightly with gel so he was used
to having it filled with some product as she worked it in except
certainly not with this girly Aussie scent. She wiped her hands with a
towel and then took a comb creating a middle part before brushing down
through all his hair on each side. He didn't have long hair as he kept
it neatly just above his collar yet like a lot of metro styles the top
was much longer than the shorter sides. One thing he was not used to was
it being combed over his ears as it was normally slicked behind them and
he wore it partless.
"You kidding?" said Jonah as his senses perked right up seeing her take
a long thin scissor from her case. "I just got my hair cut like three
weeks ago and what could you possibly thinking here?"
"No it was like maybe seven as remember I was with you and I'm pretty
sure I paid?" said Tracey lifting his chin and sectioning his hair with
her fingers on the left. "All I'm doing is a little trimming and shaping
anyway because obviously we didn't go through all this for you to wreck
it without appropriate hair."
"Stop," cried Jonah pushing to get up. "That's not funny. Didn't this
costume come with a wig? You'll fuck up my hair?"
"Fuck up your nails and I'll kill you! Stay seated," said Tracey annoyed
pushing back at his shoulders. "You placed the order not me and
obviously you didn't order one. Snow White's got short hair anyway and I
would have cut my hair if I thought I needed to in order to pull off the
look but certainly things aren't as any of us planned."
"This party means that much to you that you were thinking of cutting
your hair," grumbled Jonah surprised. "You know I hate how much I
despise that idea every time you've brought up the subject of getting
some stupid Hollywood type short cut. I like long hair on my women."
"Your women?" shouted Tracey agitated as she took both of her hands to
the sides of his head straitening it to face forward. "You know how
about we concentrate on the task at hand because right now like it or
not guess what?....you're MY woman and MY woman's hair needs work!"
"Tracey come on," grumbled Jonah as she combed through the sides quickly
now pissed off. "I didn't mean it exactly that way."
"We both know exactly how you meant it so please just don't say another
word before I totally lose it!" said Tracey combing some of his hair
forward and twisting in a clip at his forehead. "I didn't spend fifteen
dollars on hair dye for your hair to not look the part so chin up and
shut the fuck up so I can work. Now does my woman have a problem with
that?"
"Shit.... No problem," mumbled Jonah as she was ready to kill him adding
some clips sectioning as he looked down avoiding eye contact. "Just go
easy please."
"Doing hair is not easy when we're limited like we are here but I'm only
trimming what I need to," Scolded Tracey stepping back now with scissor
in hand. "Would it be easier shaping a pretty wig of course but that's
not the what I have to deal with out the moment and easy really isn't
the issue is it?"
"I guess not," sulked Jonah.
"Good! So are you done complaining now so I can do what I need to do?"
said Tracey sipping her face and forcing eye contact.
"Yes, I'm done," gulped Jonah defeated.
"That's better! Chin up, face straight ahead and don't move please,"
said Tracey as she pinched her fingers horizontally near his left ear
before he felt the blade of the scissor just beneath his the ear and
then heard it sheer straight across. "You can get it re-shaped when you
get home but tonight like it or not you're getting a princess cut."
She then turned her attention to the right side as again he felt the
scissor on a flat horizontal angle just as it was on the other side
before sheering through his locks. She couldn't have cut much as he
glanced down seeing only small scraps of hair rolled down the sheet as
she pushed his chin downward and combed in the back. She sat behind him
on the bed now as he felt the scissor horizontally across the nape of
his neck trimming straight across. There was certainly much more
trimming at the back of his head as she lifted and trimmed constantly
tugging at even the shortest of sections just above where his collar
would normally be but that wasn't even too different than the length he
normally wore. Oddly he felt a little shaving on the right and then the
left sides of his neck and then felt her blow on each side as he noticed
the little strays slide down the sheet.
When she seemed satisfied she again lifted his chin and switched on her
blow dryer brushing through the sides and back as quickly the dampness
was gone from his short hair. Ever the perfectionist she snipped hre and
there after she dried it and then finally put down the scissors looking
back into his eyes nodding.
Even annoyed with all this he figured there wasn't too much damage she
could actually do anyway as he sat trying not to stir up any more
battles until she took the clip for his forehead. He immediately had a
bad feeling as the hair tumbled down covering his eyes and then tired
picturing Snow White's cartoon image in his head. All he had thought
about previously when he ordered the costume was seeing her skimpy sexy
image until suddenly she began combing the hair straight down in front
of his face and he saw her fingers pinch it across horizontally.
Even after their spat it was an anxious moment he wanted to object to
but before he could utter a sound the cold stainless steel blade
appeared beneath her fingers and the sheering sound partially cleared
that fuzzy image. It was an image that now only added to his angst as he
watched long strands of his hair slide past his chin as she brushed his
new long bangs over and over across his eyes.
"Holy shit Tracey," mumbled Jonah continually blinking as Tracey ignored
his little spew inspecting her work and parting them out of his eyes
with her fingers work.
"Oh stop, they'll be perfect once I finish them. I just had to get rid
of the long sections first. Close your eyes and don't fidget or they'll
be crooked," said Tracey lifting his chin just a bit. "You can always go
shorter so I was just trying to see how the length would be on you and
they're already really cute. Now be still."
She again brushed over and over through his bangs and then he felt the
blade being positioned over the bridge of his nose. It was so demeaning
hearing them slice through his hair just below eyebrow level from left
to right as he could felt the little clipping on his cheeks as she
sheered across his forehead. She took some time making some more small
adjustments and then she allowed him to open his eyes.
There would be nothing to deter her from creating the Snow White image
she worked diligently to make as perfect as she could before turning on
her hair dryer and removing any remaining moisture from the front. With
a round brush she rolled over the ends on all sides and then took a
moment to plug in her flat iron.
While she waited for it to heat up, she wisped the trimmings from the
sheet and then proceeded to clear coat his nails. She took the aerosol
dryer spray setting the polish and then lifted them up checking the
varnish.
"Keep them extended while I finish your hair and I'll check them once I
get dressed," said Tracey all business now as she slid her flat iron
down each section. "Maybe fifteen minutes and then we're out the door.
Understood?"
He was silent sitting defeated as she circled him flat ironing his new
little haircut. She alternated pulling it straight through with slowly
twisting and turning some sections. It was like she was looking through
him as she lifted and pulled through his hair horizontally in the front
as any eye contact he was attempting to make just seemed not to click as
he started up at her working. Her focus was on making minute adjustments
with her scissors as the trimming tickled his nose and down his
neckline. When finally she put it down again she took her blow dryer
switching it on low as she softly blew away the tiny clippings and then
picked at certain sections of his hair with her fingers.
When she stepped back, she ripped open a small package as he watched her
take the pearl earrings from their cardboard and then exchange them for
his little chip studs. She tossed the large costume box aside now taking
out the last two items, a shoe box and something he assumed to be
delicate wrapped in tissue paper. His toes trembled as she knelt sliding
the shoe over his stockinged feet and then he felt his heel fit
perfectly inside. Immediately he knew it was nothing like any shoe he
had ever been in before as she placed it down on the floor and he felt
his foot at an odd angle. She then stretched the strap across his foot
below his ankle and secured the buckle as he gulped fretfully knowing he
was in an elevated heel.
Once the other shoe was on she stood unwrapping the tissue paper as he
got a good look at his shimmery red bow. It was so demoralizing as she
seemed so excited by it as she swiftly stretched open the headband
almost excitedly sliding it onto his head. Beneath it were a series of
little combs that scratched through his hair against his scalp as she
removed and reinserted it at least 3 or 4 times debating its exact
positioning. Finally, once she had it exactly where she wanted it she
dug in her fingers and a series of little combs snapped across his head
beneath the band. With everything settled in its placement now she
fussed and re-brushed his hair in a few places one last time before
twisting in her flat iron on the each side and then stepped back
admiring her work.
"Oh my gawdddd! Holy Shiiitt!" sighed Tracey half covering her mouth and
nodding. "Ok let me hurry and change."
"You kidding!" swallowed Jonah. "That bad. Like people will laugh at me
the whole night bad?"
"No honey.. Like holy even better than I thought," smirked Tracey.
"You're completely adorable."
Just in an instant now he knew it was over as right before his very eyes
she matter of factly stripped over her robe. It was pretty sickening to
watch his girlfriend change into men's clothes as it barely took a
minute to pull on socks, slacks and the fancy jacket. She leaned down
tying her polished shoes and then come his way only to dig into her
makeup case. She'd be putting on nothing though as instead she took
wipes to her face removing every last stich and then it was pretty
disturbing hearing each snip as she clipped her nails short after wiping
away the polish.
She could see the look of disgust on his face which only made her more
determined as she approached him taking twisting her hair into a low
pony and tying it. She took some pins from the case twisting her hair
into a bun and pushed in the bobbies. She then shook her hairspray can
first saturating Jonah's head almost gagging him and then turned
pointing it towards her own.
"Give me a minute and we're gone," said Tracey paced like a caged animal
as he curiously looked at her. "You know what after all this shit today.
Fuck it!"
His eyes bugged as she took her scissor from the bed and then without
hesitation pulled the bobbie pins from her hair releasing the bun. She
then positioned the scissors between her fingers and then closed her
eyes grimacing as she lifted them upward.
"Don't Tracey," started Jonah half jumping up as she held out her auburn
pony and ignored his every word quickly sheering it off into her hand.
"Sit the fuck down princess," she said as he could see her getting
emotional as she took two deep breaths before giving him the look of a
woman in charge. "Fuck up those nails and I'll kill you."
Ever so slowly Jonah fanned out his finger and placed his palms right
back where she had placed them. Regardless of how much he had objected
it mattered no more as there she was holding the long locks in her hand
as it was of course too late to challenge her now anyway.
She stomped over to the bed grabbing the mousse and a brush before
rushing into the bathroom with her sheers demonstrative yet unwavering.
He was cringing with every snip but within about two minutes she emerged
with a manly short side parted cut gelled back looking ready to go as
she stood for a moment trying to play the part with her hands on her
hips.
"So it's time my princess," teased Tracey playfully bowing and then
checking Jonah's nails. "We're both as ready as we'll ever be and we're
already about ten minutes late so let's go make our grand entrance."
"This is insane Tracey," yelped Jonah as she untied his cape removing
it. "Look at us. We're freaks and you destroyed your gorgeous red hair."
"No it's liberating honestly and it just looks darker from all the
hairspray and colored mousse," said Tracey seemingly ecstatic. "And it's
San Francisco my love. We'll fit in without a blink. Now come on we'll
be at least a half hour late by the time we get there."
Quickly Tracey filled her pockets with some small cosmetics, a few items
from her wallet and tossed her purse on the night stand. He couldn't
believe how quickly all this had happened as she took his hand and he
gingerly took some steps not used to his shoes. He was ready to shit his
pants when the hotel door closed behind them as suddenly the Halloween
role reversal was in full swing as he was the girl being led down the
hall by the hand without a room key, a dollar or even the faintest idea
how he agreed to all this.
"Oh my gawwwwd!" yelped Tracey turning after she pushed the elevator
button. "I can't believe I'm finally going to this event. This is so
exciting!"
"For you not me," mumbled Jonah barely able to look at the fuzzy
reflection in the steel elevator door.
"Please Jonah! You know I've been dying to go to this for years," said
Tracey checking her plastered back hair.
"But I haven't and look at me," moaned Jonah annoyed.
"Please, don't ruin this for me Jonah. Everything has been hard enough
between us lately. We both know that," said Tracey squeezing his hand.
"I've done a millions things for you that you know I hated and never
said a word. I just went along like the good little girlfriend and I'm
sorry.... But now it's finally your turn and you look incredible so
enjoy it please! I'm begging you! Turn and look how amazing we look
together."
She swiveled him around facing away from the elevator forcing him to
stare at them together in the large hallway. He stood like a deer in
headlights unable to even utter a word as there they were the prince and
the princess holding hands as the elevator bell softly dinged a few
times as he knew it was rising up to them.
A mere ten seconds while they waited was all it took to etch the picture
of himself in his mind as there he stood the leggy princess hovering a
good six inches over his stately looking prince. Just the gleam in her
eye when she looked at him actually made him feel like quite the jerk
for giving her a hard time as he knew their relationship was topsy turvy
at best lately. Yet it was impossible to accept that she was dragging
him out like this especially without an ounce of apprehension.
She had such soft features that he doubted anyone would mistake her for
a boy at all in her costume but it was hard not to focus on how she had
wrecked her beautiful hair. Being the consummate fashionista with a
strand normally never out of place and now out with not a stich of
makeup, it was completely out of character seeing her trying to portray
this regal manly character. Aside from being in her workout clothes, he
couldn't remember her even with her hair pulled back in a pony and never
before could her think of her without long polished nails or earrings.
In some strange way she was even more out of character than he was.
As she twisted her neck just a touch, it was sickening to see a flat
tapered cut across the back of her head above her collar and in the
front a side part with the rest slicked back made it seem even worse.
Exactly how short the top was he couldn't really tell but what he did
know was that he'd soon have a girlfriend with at best a super cropped
pixie.
Even if her trying to be boyish wasn't exactly that convincing, her high
end garment-quality costume certainly said otherwise. There she was next
to him as Prince Charming in winter white military style jacket with
attached gold tasseled ornamental shoulder epaulets. Across the fairy
tale jacket's front a thick elaborate sash streamed from his right
shoulder on an angle to his left hip gleaming in a shiny satin gold
before fading beneath a thin military belt. At the left chest two
extravagant service metals hung like badges of honor and the cuffs of
the hip length jacket were also matching gold. On his legs were pleated
burgundy slacks and completing the ensemble on his feet were polished
black wingtip laced shoes.
He had obviously never dreamed he'd be out with anyone dressed like this
yet as scary as her ensemble was it paled in comparison with what he'd
be wearing tonight.
Even though he knew he had carefully selected and purchased the deluxe
sexy Snow White Costume , he still couldn't accept that he was the one
it fit so perfectly and not her. Yet there he was looking extremely
provocative in the risqu? short velvet and satin costume that had been
reengineered from Snow White's classic ball gown into something the
princess could easily be ravished in.
The traditional Snow White look though was still unmistakable with
classic embroidered jeweled trim everywhere and organza puff blue
sleeves. The red satin ribbon overlay also still twisted down the front
of the tapered blue sequin bodice but of course the long canary ball
room skirt had been replaced with a yellow crinoline short mini
immediately drawing in the eye on his legs. Adding a girly touch was the
red satin oversized back bow dressing it up and certainly now the
perfect little stuffed mounds molded the costume beautifully showing
just enough cleavage to not let anyone miss them.
On his legs thigh high ivory stockings were decorated with a little red
bow on the front and back of each leg at their mid-thigh hem revealing
still quite a bit of his smooth quad beneath the super short frilly
skirt. Just staring at his costume almost made him forget that just
walking would be a bit of a challenge in his round toed black Mary Jane
style pumps. The shoes had a two and ? inch heel and a dainty strap
buckled beneath his ankle assuring that in these fairly low pumps
there'd be no chance he's be running off.
Even after he examined every inch of his costume he still had to
practically pinch himself to confirm it was really him plastered under
his makeup and sporting a chic girl's cut. She had certainly made sure
he dazzled any onlooker as his cherry crimson red lips popped in
contrast to his smooth pale complexion under a wet shine high gloss.
Rosy cheeks and soft pink shadows acted as ideal accessories as his thin
dark liner and fan like lashes wonderfully complimented his stunning
smile.
But full red lips were something that could be easily wiped away when
the night was over yet from the looks of things without settling for a
tight crew cut his new hairdo was a bit more permanent. He lifted his
manicured red fingers feeling the layers slightly stacked at the nape of
his new adorable bob. It was of the sleek page boy variety as the sides
where cut precisely at chin level before tapering off only once they
reached the back of his head. In a way he was amazed that she could
actually take his own boring boy locks and make it into an unmistakable
Snow White bob but it certainly was far from amusing that she took
liberty sheering the front into such prissy bangs. The bangs were parted
just a touch curving away from each other in the middle and behind them
on the sides his hair had just the slightest wave to it. Why didn't he
order her a wig or why did she even have to take it this far were the
infuriating thoughts that raced through his mind but none of that really
mattered as he patted his hair and fumbled with his bangs knowing they
were going nowhere.
"Leave it. It's so pretty on you," Grinned Tracey pulling down his wrist
and finger combing his bangs herself. "It's a precision cut and even
fiddling with you really can't mess it up much anyway. Between the
shaping and all the hairspray you can pretty much shake your head and
it'll pop right back into place anyway."
"Fabulous?" groaned Jonah feeling exceedingly helpless noticing the
pearl studs in his ears.
"It is right? I'm so glad we finally agree on something?" teased Tracey
kissing his cheek. "I'm so proud of myself that it came out even more
adorable than I could have imagined but you fuss too much you'll loosen
the bow and then you'll look a wreck."
"Yeah, we wouldn't want that?" said Jonah softly shaking his head side
to side and realizing his hair just swayed slightly and went right back
in place.
"No we wouldn't after you picked out such a darling bow my princess,"
said Tracey checking his bow. "It is so damn cute on you so aren't you
glad you picked the really big shinny one. Plus these clips are in there
good so I think it's going nowhere on my lovely little girly girl!"
He just felt like crawling under a rock now as it was so emasculating
thinking nothing makes a girl seem more precious than cute little bangs
yet she becomes even more dainty once you add that special bow to her
hair. From the neck down he was dressed in the most sensuous manner yet
his face and hair gave him that Disney innocence of a blossoming young
lady, all of which scared him half to death. The big beautiful satin bow
that sat atop his head acted like the finishing touch to her artwork as
its attached headband was mostly covered by his hair.
There he was the girl that was the sporting the lovely red ribbon as the
elevator dinged much louder this time as he cowered knowing the doors
were about to open.
"Oh finally! That seemed like forever," said Tracey excitedly as she
looped her arm through his and turned taking a few steps towards the
door. "Now come it's time we get to the ball."
He was scared shitless as they stepped in riding alone until they
reached the first floor. When it opened, it was like he was being
paraded across lobby for all eyes to see as she was almost marching with
him as he clung to her forearm as eye candy. When they exited the glass
lobby doors the breeze was almost dizzying as he got his first taste of
being hairless in the San Francisco evening cold as just waiting on the
short cab line was enough to chill him down to the bone. He hadn't run a
step yet felt out of breath when the car door closed happily snuggling
in with Tracey and they were off to the party. Darkness outside and a
cabbie who spoke little English made it an easy ride and within ten
minutes Tracey was never more overjoyed as they arrived at the party she
had yearned to attend.
"Good evening, Tracey Timmons as Prince Charming and my date the lovely
Jonah as Snow White," smirked Tracey ever so seriously as she checked
them in at the door and handed in their tickets.
Not a negative word was uttered by the gentlemen at the desk as he
checked their IDs glancing at each of them without emotion and then
stamped their hands.
"I'll assume you've read the code of conduct policies and please make
sure to abide to them at all time," said the attendant. "Please sign
your full name here Mr. Charming and here for you Miss White. Real name
first next to my mark and character name next to it please."
"Thank you sir," said Tracey politely as it was just par for the course
as Jonah signed on the little next to Miss and then filled in his
character.
"Last reminder that from this point forward you must stay in character
at all times please and a copy of both the photo and conduct waivers
have been emailed to your phones," said the attendant as he opened the
velvet robe allowing them inside. "Enjoy the event Prince Tracey and
Princess Jonah. Once you reach the end of the hall they'll take your
complementary picture and your fairy tale evening will begin."
They were finally inside as they walked together as prince and princess
down the behind several couples as Jonah went through the motions. There
was another Snow White and Prince Charming a few couples ahead of them
except she certainly looked much more traditional in the long ballroom
gown and had kept her hair long. He wasn't the only one though in a
skimpy costume as right in front of them was sexy Cinderella and he
noticed behind them was a mermaid who was completely busting out of her
clam shells.
His best fake smiles were enough as he posed as Tracey's date being
photographed in four or five quick poses as a couple and then a few
solo. When finally the entered the main ballroom it was like she had won
the lotto as it was impossible to wipe the smile away taking in every
costume, every decoration and everything the eye could see. He had to
admit it was nothing like he had ever seen before as no penny was spared
to make it anything less than spectacular.
He understood in a way why she had made sure not to miss the slightest
detail when making him up as the majority of the prince's and
princesses' s were elaborately put together. Certainly nobody there had
bought their costumes at Wallmart as she pranced him proudly from room
to room before finally they stopped for a drink.
After two drinks they danced ballroom style kind of awkwardly as he had
no gown to swing around like some others and even more so that all he
really knew how to do was follow her lead anyway. For this instance it
was better that he was the princess not really knowing this style of
dance and at this point two hours into the evening all he was doing was
counting down the seconds in his mind until finally his night as Snow
White would be ending.
Every few dances they break for a drink and some oeuvres as he was
starving from not eating as he munched down his favorite mini dogs and
shrimp on a stick. Tracey did most of the chatting sharing small talk
with other couples as she couldn't get enough of every ounce of the
festivities. He tried supporting and following along with her every whim
as he knew how much she was enjoying this and then did his best at the
waltz even though his toes were starting to bark now. He felt sickened
when she passed him off to a few other Prince's yet never gripped as
gross as it was being held by strange men. She enjoyed her short spurts
with other princesses babbling away with every young lady without a care
in the world. With every minute of the evening that passed he held his
tongue as girls danced together all the time anyway wondering at times
if they knew what was under his skirt or in some cases even cared.
Even though it was a couple's event he could notice the stray eyes
uncomfortably upon him from time to time as he tried not making eye
contact instead concentrating on being led as the princess. It was
nothing that happened during his dances with others yet he detected a
stray touch here and there but even wasn't too sure if it was anything
done remotely on purpose. He knew exactly how men think though so when
you combine his sultry costume with innocent little princess thing he
knew he was just asking for trouble if she switched partners too many
more times.
As it grew later now he was feeling a bit buzzed himself as was Tracey
as she spotted the chance to dance with her favorite fellow redhead
Ariel. It was Prince Eric though when she switched that made him know
this would have to soon have to stop as he felt a wet touch at his neck
as he looked over watching Tracey. He turned revolted making eye contact
with Prince Eric realizing he may have softly kissed his neck immediate
smelling the scotch on his breath. He swiveled his face attempting to
back away only to be held tighter and lifted into his arms. He almost
shit his pants feeling his heels leave the floor and his skirt ride up
past his hips as he felt the Prince's rock hard member push at his
panties under his crotch realizing it was pressing through his trousers
in any area where the average girl's vagina would be and instead pressed
up at his tucked member.
It was all reaction pushing away as he stumbled back landing on his
heels without falling and quickly tugging his skirt down. He gave Prince
Eric a look that would kill and then promptly cut back in on Tracey
rejoining her to dance. For the first time all evening he took the lead
gracefully dancing in the other direction and stopped when she seemingly
got annoyed that he had tried taking some control.
"I'm the prince this evening. The entire evening," said Tracey looking
him straight in the eye. "Don't ruin this now after how far we've come
tonight please."
"But Tracey! You don't understand," started Jonah.
"What was that my princess?" interrupted Tracey.
"I won't ruin anything my prince," smirked Jonah leaning back and
curtseying as quickly he backed down.
"That's better. I've been waiting all night for that my princess," said
Tracey leaning in and initiating a soft slow kiss.
Even brief it felt nice as she gazed in his eyes yet it was a welcome
emotion as he hoped they were past any uncomfortable issues that had
arisen. It seemed special as she gazed at him for a moment after
breaking the kiss and the reached down taking his hand as he expected to
lock fingers. Instead she reached into her pocket and then he felt
something hard and cylinder in his palm as he looked down grasping the
tube of lip gloss.
"Go freshen up while I get some air ok," said Tracey getting emotional
as she took a handkerchief from her pocket wiping his lipstick from her
lips. "I need a minute please."
"You ok?" said Jonah concerned.
"Just go," said Tracey stuffing a mascara wand in his other hand and
turning and walking away.
Jonah had seen that disconcerting look before but he thought he had done
everything she had asked under the strangest circumstances to make the
evening everything it possibly could be. He hesitated when he finally
got to the rest rooms unsure of exactly which one he should use as he
stopped right in the middle.
He looked left and then right until he noticed a woman casually holding
the door for him and then hurried inside. He quickly entered a stall
trying to act casual but once he heard the water running quickly pulled
down his panties. He sat ever so ladylike yet pied like a racehorse
urinating away hours of anxiety and a gallon of alcohol. He sat for a
minute composing himself until the room went silent and then stood
tucking himself as best he could. Either way nothing would show under
the poufy short skirt and no way would he put himself in another
unenviable position with a strange prince.
He opened the stall approaching the mirror as certainly to him nothing
looked a rye. He took a minute pressing the wand to all his lashes but
really saw no change except when he freshened his lips as they again
popped from his face. Even after all the dancing his hair hadn't changed
and the bow still felt tightly snapped in. He felt even sexier after his
little buzz wiggling his hips in the mirror looking more like a teenager
teasing the boys as he parted his bangs watching his skirt sway. That
though he hoped would be completely opposite of his impression to Tracey
as he yearned she was past her emotions and they could finish off the
night with her feeling the same ecstatic mood she arrived with.
He had at least impressed himself that he had made it the entire night
so far staying in character as he wandered back to the ballroom area.
After searching a bit there she was awaiting him at a small elevated
table just outside the dance floor with a drink for each of them as he
approached.
"Hey," smiled Tracey looking him over stirring her drink. "You still
look amazing and I told you your hair would hold up perfectly."
"Thanks, I guess? Certainly you know your shit when it comes to beauty?"
said Jonah wondering where she was going with her compliment. "And
regardless of how this all went down tonight I'm glad you seemed to
really enjoy this more than I could have imagined."
'That's because it was even better than I imagined," said Tracey smiling
as she looked him right in the eye. "Regardless of what costume I was in
I got to experience at least a little bit of fairy tale I had heard so
much about. Strange as this may have been for you it was a dream come
true for me."
"I'm glad," said Jonah sipping his drink.
"Good let's dance then my princess," said Tracey taking his hand as they
stepped right out on the dance floor. "So that the clock's about to
strike midnight but before it does I want to ask you something."
"Sure," said Jonah as they danced.
"But before I do promise you won't lie to me or humor me because that'll
just make all this worse," said Tracey looking right into his eyes.
"Sure, why would I lie to you honey," said Jonah. "I love you."
"Well I thought you did but somehow things strayed a little and so did
you of course," said Tracey.
"What do you mean?" whined Jonah.
"I asked you not to lie so please don't insult me by denying all those
shanks you've done behind my back. I'm not stupid you know," said Tracey
matter of factly. "But we need to get everything out on the open and
maybe we can move past it if there's really still some love left in my
princess."
"Look at me ..... would I do this if I didn't love you?" said Jonah.
"Those things were just drunken stupors. They were accidents just like
tonight."
"But what about tomorrow when you have dinner with my family?" said
Tracey. "With my brother that you can't stop calling a fag or a
fruitcake. I'd need you to behave and not divide us. To embrace his
lifestyle and be kind to his boyfriend."
"Uuuhhh... that again?" whined Jonah rolling his eyes. "Fine I'll be
tolerant and try to hold my tongue. I will.... I promise."
"See that's not good enough anymore," said Tracey looking right through
him. "I want more than that! I was hoping tonight would open your eyes a
little. Maybe help you to see that all people are wonderful regardless
of what they wear or who they like. I was hoping that getting in touch
with your feminine side would bring out the best in you that I know is
in there somewhere."
"What the hell are you saying here Tracey," cried Jonah getting upset.
"You know exactly what I'm say," said Tracey as her eyes began to look
watery. "I was hoping really being a woman for a change would make you
more of a man."
"I thought all this was an accident! Holy shit!!!!!....Are you saying
that was all a lie? That you did this to me to get back at me?" said
Jonah stunned starting to tremble with anger as all he see was the tiers
of his skirt jiggling. "Holy shit Tracey. Please tell that's not what
you're saying?"
"I'm saying my family means everything to me and if we are going to move
forward even one more step that I need you to change even if we start by
at least you bending a little. You know I planned this trip for the
party but being able to see my brother while we were out here made it
all the more special. What I really left out was that my brother got
engaged to a wonderful person who happens to work as a drag queen for a
living and spends a great deal of his life time cross dressed. I'm not
sure what he'll be wearing to dinner tomorrow but the last thing I can
have is you making him uncomfortable," said Tracey squeezing his
shoulders hoping he'd understand. "Plus what I'm also saying is that yes
I switched the sizes hoping you'd do this for me and you did. Now if you
forgive me for my little white lie tonight then I'll push aside all
times you cheated on me and we'll move forward because I do still care
about you. How about we start there and don't get angry.... Could you do
that?"
"I guess," said Jonah still a bit stunned.
"Good but no matter what I'll still need to see change in you. I saw
some tonight but certainly that won't be enough if we're to have a civil
dinner with my brother and his fianc?e tomorrow night like family," said
Tracey feeling a sense of relief for a moment. "I was actually
pleasantly surprised how well you did playing the part and even not
freaking out dancing with a few other princes or when a few guys checked
you out thinking you were really a girl."
"That's not funny," grumbled Jonah trying not to lose his cool. "I'm
sure most of them knew I was a guy and I saw quite a few other couples
that were switched like us."
"Yeah but none of them were as cute as you," said Tracey pecking a kiss
on him trying to keep him calm. "And I'm not so sure they all did but
that's the thing I'm talking about honey. It really doesn't matter
right? It's about tolerance and once you got comfortable you embraced
your feminine side so beautifully."
"What did you think making me wear a girls costume for one night would
make me more tolerant?" Moaned Jonah trying not to get angry. "Didn't
you even consider that just might get me pissed off?"
"Well no honestly I didn't! It's Halloween remember," said Tracey
nodding. "You see I thought things seemed to be going so well that maybe
you'd consider doing this again only of course in a more traditional way
next time. The next Disney event like this is even bigger just before
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