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First time I tried it I almost bled to death, a Bic razor is useless, cuts down the base of my shaft and 7 or 8 on my sack, can you imagine trying to put band-aid on a scrotumSo Veet, jees that stuff burns, I looked like it had been napalmed lol, bright red sores and the pain well that's something else,I really should have read the reviews first hahathis one had me in tears Veet -- the Men Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .By John W. Osborne Jr. - 30 July 2012After having been told my...
“Hahaha...excuse me what?” I interrupted my own laugh. “Oh you didn’t know?” said Ramesh. “No, of course not!” I blurted alarmingly. "You mean to say Amishi spent the night in Dhanwarlal's house?" I asked shocked. "Yeah, I thought you knew...haven't I said this to you already?" Ramesh replied. "Of course not man, this is serious, tell me everything" I requested. "That night as you already know we were four guys and your ex girlfriend hanging out at the brewery" Ramesh started....
Jake had invited me to his club to play tennis one Saturday and after completely dominating me we sat down in the men's grill to have a couple of drinks. Jake is a nice enough guy, but all he talks about are women and sex. Jake's wife is very attractive and more than ten years his junior, but he still can't stop talking about other women. We finally stopped sweating and headed to the shower room to clean up and head home. I undressed in the locker room, wrapped a towel around my waist and...
Chloe Temple is so jealous when her stepbrother Alex Mack inherits his grandmother’s loft in New York City. So much so that she asks him if she can move in with him. Alex is hesitant because that could really cut down on him bringing girls over. Chloe is quick to point out how she is a chick magnet and would be the perfect partner to get girls to come back to the loft. In fact, did they not have a threesome with her best friend Becky when he came home to visit?? He sure had no trouble...
xmoviesforyouFor all the Non-Chuukese eyes reading this story, idk how to explain what mochenia means... To me, the way i would define it, mochenia would be horny. or "to want".... and trust me, i be "mochenia" most of that damn time. i'm horny when i wake up, horny when i'm about to sleep. horny at the worst times and places... it fucking sucks being wet all the damn time and having no dick to ride on. fan ekkoch, when i know i'm going to go somewhere on the car by myself, i wear a skato. because i know...
BRRING BRRING BRRING!! The telephone jarred Mike awake. He reached for the receiver, and answered with a half awake ‘hullo?’ ‘Hey man – did you forget? You were going to give me a call after 6, remember? It’s almost 8 – I was worried about you!’ It was Chen, sounding genuinely concerned. ‘Hey – I’m - well I – well, I got home and was really tired – crashed to bed, and guess I’ve been here ever since – sorry’ Mike sleepily responded. ‘Well – are you awake enough to talk, or do you want...
We left and Gina looked at me funny. “That woman is really your doctor?” she asked. “She doesn’t look old enough to be a doctor.” “I don’t look old enough to be finished with three semesters of college,” I pointed out. “Victoria is exceptionally gifted. I’m sure she graduated well ahead of schedule.” “You call her by her first name?” “Sure. She’s not just my doctor. She’s one of my closest friends.” “That’s cool. How long have you known her?” “Since August. She saved my life more than...
Introduction: The first in my tribute to Heniti, set in Tokyo. That involves street fighting strange powers and strange sex. Bzzzz.. Slap snooze button! Zzzzzz Bzzzzzzz… Slap snooze button again! Zzzzzzzzzzz… Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&hellip, Oh fuck, Im going to be late! This was the way most mornings at the Shannon family started, but this would not be a typical morning. I was at the second floor, most of my clothes already on for school, looking at my watch as I stood at the door of the...
“Everything is fine. That is kind of you to worry but I’m okay. I went out with a friend after work, had a bit too much to drink and I fell asleep at her place,” Michelle sort of lied to her husband on the other end of the phone. “It is tonight? Again? Fine, I’ll be back home soon.”The phone snapped shut and what was once a jubilant mood now turned sour.“I just got my holes gaped open by the biggest white cock and left with so much jizz in my womb that it’d be a miracle I’m not pregnant with a...
Cycling Sissy My wife does ride a road bike that part of the story is true the rest is just a dark fantasy.... this is just a short story I thought of when I was putting some of her cycling clothes away... Sarah my wife doesn't drive, never bothered to learn... But her vehicle cost almost the same as my car. Its a top end 3 grand carbon Road bike... I called it a racer when I first saw it just after we started going out... Oops I don't think I've ever seen her as pissed...
Cheering sections for individual wrestlers usually consisted of just immediate family and a friend or two. It was not a big spectator sport. Sean was already the star of the first match of the year when all five of the Gang, Roger, Alan, Dan, Sarah, Jess, Troy, Tracey, Rebecca, and Rebecca's girls stood and cheered when he was announced. Brad sent his regrets, but he was out of town. He was not expecting that, but it did not throw him off. He won the match quite handily in a first-round...
Date and time: Unknown Location: Unknown A throbbing pain from somewhere behind his eyes jerked Devin awake. He sat up straight in his seat and looked around. The lights had gone out, and the console displays glared in the darkness. “Sijay? Shanna?” “I’ve just been kicked in the head,” Sijay mumbled. She pushed herself upright and tried to focus on her primary flight display. Lurid warning symbols covered nearly all the instruments. “Looks like my systems are down, too.” Shanna moaned and...
We had traveled a good hour on that train. The local transport thing stopped frequently and the train cars emptied a few beings at the time. How the Kartanian knew where we were was a mystery to me, perhaps he had counted the stops or had some other indicator. He said, “We better get up, the next stop is ours.” We resurfaced a few minutes later. It was what the Karthanian called the Pulse district, a workers amusement section of the city. Jutika told us that this was for Ithe, and Drak...
“What do we have?” Lee asks as he steps beneath the police tape. The medical examiner looks up from her notes. “ID says she is Mio Asano. She was discovered by that gentleman over there.” She points to a man in a suit talking to a uniformed officer. “How is it no one stumbled upon her during the assault? Damn it,” Lee mutters. “Same as the other vics?” “So far,” she says. “Sexually assaulted and attacked by an animal.” “Do we know what kind of animal?” the detective asks. “Are we talking...
Tuesday morning at Section 12 was more of the same old same old, only at a slower pace. Literally thousands of files had been opened in the six months the task force had been in operation; now there was time to go through each one again, update each one and then close them. That process would take months on some of them, years on others as the court cases dragged out. Ben made it a daily task to scour all intelligence reports from all agencies looking for anything the task force should...
This was a good time to call Mitch’s accountant. “[Sounded like Bran Dink] Mr. Yim’s office how may I help you?” “I’ve been given his name and would like to open a new account.” “He is with a client. Are you okay with voice mail?” “Okay.” I left a VM and waited for his call. Less than a half hour later my phone rang. “This is Z.” “And this is James Yin. I understand you want to open a new account.” “Yes.” “Okay. I want you to meet me in my office. I will text the address after we...
The noisy festivities that had continued through the day were well over when Glade eventually returned to her tepee. The village was now silent apart from the muffled snores of the Reindeer Herders asleep in the chill open air and the occasional howl or bark from distant nocturnal beasts. Ivory stirred as Glade rustled about. Her bleary eyes fixed on her lover. Glade was weary but her fatigue was quite different from that which had overwhelmed her apprentice. ‘Have you…?’ asked Ivory. She...
Elaine was trying to concentrate on finishing her breakfast but it wasn’t easy. It was Monday, she was ready for work with a half hour to spare, and was busy eating her toasted muesli while Kendra and Chelsea chatted about the guys they met the night before. Elaine wasn’t really listening. Thoughts were running through her mind. Thoughts of seeing Gary and of what he might do to her, or make her do. They were the same thoughts that had occurred to her when she’d woken up before her alarm that...
BDSMKiera's mind was on a rampage. Her brother had just told her that he loved her, and she didn't know how to react. She knew damn well that she returned his love just as intensely, but she couldn't bring herself to tell him. Something was holding her back.Kiera and Caleb Green were at their homecoming dance, where they won Prom Queen and King, respectively. When it was time for the king and queen to dance, Caleb dropped the bomb on her. Before she had the chance to react, her prom date, Shawn,...
IncestThat night I stayed home alone, as my sexy wife had gone out with a couple of girlfriends.Her slutty girlfriend Helena was not amongst them; so I thought the night out would be a quiet one. I estimated my unfaithful wife could behave herself in a nice mood and she only would have some margarita shots with the girls.At two o`clock my cell phone started buzzing.It was Ana, asking if I was still awake. I said yes; I was waiting for her.Almost immediately a photo came through. She was bent over a...
At first glance, it was a typical suburban dinner party. The truth was very different. I was there alone; my husband being in Hong Kong. Apart from our hostess, Gemma, I had only just met the other four—a couple, Paul and Brenda, and two men, Jose and Simon—yet I expected, before the night was over, to have sex with all of them. That expectation both amazed me and filled me with marvellous anticipation; my panties already damp.Gemma was a gracious host, steering the conversation and serving a...
Group Sex(True story) At our company's Annual end of Summer party I observed my co workers very attractive wife getting drunk as hell on the liquor that was flowing during the party. I must've admit I found Marie very attractive blond blue-eyed late 30s.. they were typical yuppie couple, very conservative .. He was bit arrogant & she bit stuck up, but she was definitely getting hammered and I was watching her as she got plastered. By the time the party was starting to die down I had noticed that...
The older gent I played with at a work party (see: http://xhamster.com/user/nwporn/posts/487316.html ) and I got together again (let’s call him Steve). We chatted and exchanged pics And we decided to role-play our next tryst: I would be a prostitute dressed in a school-girls uniform and pig-tails at a local park near dusk and he would pick me up. The trick was he wasn’t going to pick me up right away. He’d watch me from a distance as I flirted with the men who would, no doubt, try and pick...
I was sitting in our back yard when my brother told me to go to the lake with him. We walked to the lake and laid a blanked back in the bushes and he then told me "Take your pants down so I can see your pussy." I was surprised but he was five years older and had always bossed me around. I then pulled down my pants and he spread my legs and did look at my pussy. He said "I like looking at your pussy. Now I am going to touch it." He ran his fingers over me and played with me and I felt myself get...
"Girls, get back up stairs and finish your homework now, and quit fighting," JJ instructed her daughters with only a slight tremor in her voice. "I'm sorry General," JJ said as she turned back to the general shaking her head. "They really are good girls but sometime their timing is terrible." General Branch's face was blank as he watched Kim and Blake trot back up the stairs but the link with him had been established and Jim and JJ could see the sneer and speculation in his mind. He...
The funeral of the famous English lord known affectionately as “Tarzan” to his admirers on The Dark Continent was an odd affair that perplexed the town folk in the small village close to his traditional family estate in the Northlands.They had come to love the quiet and reclusive man that was so generous to the poor and the afflicted in ways that reflected his humble solicitude.The sisters in the Convent of Saint John provided beds and provisions to the guests from far and wide that attended...
InterracialYeah, sure! Corn Girl Indiana. I'm on my way to the Indianapolis plant, a required once per month engineering visit. Of the four required visits each month Indianapolis, Milwaukee, and of course Chicago, were close enough to the regional headquarters to drive instead of fly. Overall, the 4 hours spent driving to Indianapolis was just about the same as driving to the airport, waiting for the flight, flying, renting a car and driving to the plant. Only Detroit was too far to drive....
It's early in the morning when you wake up, earlier than you expected to wake up on your eighteenth birthday. Rubbing your eyes, you run your fingers through your hair before glancing down at your naked body.
TeenMy sweet Ana had met a black guy in a date site on the internet.She had been dating him during a couple months. Every week he came to our house to fuck Ana in front of me. Sometimes this guy took my sensual wife out to dinner and he used to bring her back home absolutely wasted…His name was Bruce. He had a very huge black cock about ten inches’ long. His sticky semen was thick and the bastard could come sending several jets directly inside Ana’s stretched cunt…Sometimes Anita enjoyed watching...
This story is fictional. This is a story about a father's growing lust for his maturing 18 year old daughter. I know what I write about that took place is against the morals of most people but I cannot help but share my most secret sexual experience with others who also struggle to contain these feelings. Any man with a gorgeous sexy daughter, sister, aunt or even mother is lying if he says he has never had sexual thoughts or fantasies about them. Most dare not act out on those fantasies in...
IncestEllen was feeling lazy. Even with the benefit of a wet nurse, the first days with her new daughter had been tiring. Fortunately, she could rest without a bad conscience on this morning. Richard had gone very early. He had a seven o’clock meeting with Sir Robert Norton and he had seen to it that breakfast was served in bed for Ellen. The newspapers were strewn over the bed cover too. Three of them carried the announcement and that was why Richard had brought them into the bedroom for Ellen to...
Hey Folks, I took some time off to enjoy part of the summer. My beautiful wife and I, loaded up two of our favorite Mustangs (My Boss 302 and my Yellow 06 GT) and we took several really fun road trips. This is the first thing I wrote when I got back. I'm really interested in hearing what you guys think about it. The thing I wanted to do this time is to make the protagonist a little bit less perfect as you guys have wanted to see, but also make the cheating a little bit more spread around too....
Everyday, since I was a girl, I am bathed in honey milk, fucked until I can’t stand, then painted in gold. Rinse and repeat. I am the Emperor’s concubine, his mistress, his whore. I was once a princess, but my kingdom was conquered. Now I’m painted so if any man ever places his hands on me it smears the intricately woven pattern of paint and he will be killed on site. I wear no clothes, my body his temple. I stand straight as a statue staring at the mirror for hours as they paint me, hating...
They had been spending too much time together as of late and she knew it was bound to have some sort of consequence. She often thought of what he’d taste like, or feel like… if he so much as crossed her mind she’d feel an electric current that sent a surge of power down her chest, passed her belly button and reached the base of her spine. If she was brave enough to let the thoughts continue she’d feel a twinge that would send shivers across her body, causing her lips to quiver and her nipples...
First TimeTina my sister was in her 9th month of pregnancy and ready to drop the second baby at any time, Sasha had been working for 4 months since leaving school and l was taking her mother Annie dogging after her bingo on Thursday evenings. My job was going well and l regularly fucked Jacky in the storeroom. I was off work mid-week and relaxing in bed with my sister, l had just fucked her doggy leaving a good sticky load of spunk inside her then after Tina let me milk her massive tits we were both...
I just turned 17 and I was visiting my uncle P and my 2 cousins Cb(male 13) Ilane(11) in Johannesburg this was another party holiday with a twist. 17 feels the same as 16,15,14 nothing changes my manhood got bigger more hair but that is that....i went to visited and I just wanted to get away from all the Rugby and the town... walking in there home I greeted every one and (yes saw my cousin was wearing a bra at 11)(a story for later) there I saw a girl 17 years old with the name...
She pulled her mouth away from mine and said, "Oh, God!" And then she pulled her lower body up so that my swollen dick pulled out of her with a loud, wet, suction sound. "Oh God, Danny," she repeated, breathlessly. "It's so sensitive now. I can't have it inside me anymore." "What?" I asked in her ear. She lay herself back down on me so that her fuzzy pubic mound rested on my throbbing cock. "I'm tingling all over, Danny. I think I'm still cumming! Ohhhh! It was wonderful," she...
Angela was my mom's best friend! Smoking hot, 5-09 with long blonde hair, a figure to kill for, and legs that any red blooded male would love to have wrapped around his ears! I was 18 years old when this story begins, and I was totally in lust with Angela! 38DD tits held up by nothing was another mesmerizing feature of her awesome body, and an ass that she could use to devastating effect when walking away! By the way, my name is Mark. At the time I was so in lust with Angela, she was married to...
Some parts were left out of the original , first to not make a book out of it . But mostly because they were to painfull to relive , especially on the second DVD the thursday Some things they done i could not bring myself to write about . Maybe some day a short story, there is enough there . In her note a the end , some parts were to painfull and or private to include , Especially what went on with Marie Louise and her first sodomy with...
Chapter 1 - Discoveries ? -Him- ? Once again I was waiting for him.? Naked, except for the leather cuffs on my ankles and wrists, and the thick leather collar encircling my neck.? Hard in anticipation of the punishment that would soon be visited upon me, kneeling before the front door, legs spread.? He had warned me that in our next session would be particularly hard on me, a test to see if I was worthy of continuing in his service.? He was to bring a selection of his new "toys" from his...
Tuesday Week 14 Both Wendy and Kellie were a little despondent over their early breakfast, having got up at 6:00 am. Kellie was despondent because her partner was leaving for four days and Wendy because of that too, of course, but even more so because of the death of her favourite aunt. Dave had them at the bus stop in plenty of time. "Look after her for me, won't you Dave? And thanks for all you've done for us both" Wendy said to him, giving him a hug and a kiss. Then she turned to...
What can I say... Some of the keywords I've been using include; midnight, late, watch, chill, and hang out. It seems a lot of people on here want to hook up right while I'm at work. It seems my work breaks have become my dedicated casual encounter search time. Over the past few months, I've come to learn most of the CL talk and acronyms. It's like a whole other language of blunt speech. bi guy, horny as fuck! -29- Bi guy here, looking to get blown. Maybe more. Maybe watch some...
I sat in the locker room after practice watching the girls. Four of the girls didn't care if I saw them naked and actually loved when I saw them naked. The other three girls had no idea I was a guy. My four girlfriends did little things to put their pussies in my face or draw my eyes to their tits but nothing too overt to draw suspicion. Once thing they didn't like was the fact my eyes always went to Maria, Hayley, and Krystal when they were topless or naked. "I guess it's just because...
The first thing I did when I returned to residence from home was to call Stephanie. Nobody answered the phone. I kept on calling every hour and before five o'clock Stephanie answered the phone. I ran over to her residence to meet her for dinner. I saw her in the lobby and we kissed for what seemed like a day before we went to dinner. Stephanie didn't invite me to her room, as Betty was there. We kissed good night and I returned back to my residence. The next day I went to the cafeteria to...
She was directing men and women on board her bridge as they received warnings that someone was hacking their systems. Their collective fears were confirmed as they were dropped from warp speed and directed to a nearby asteroid belt. She could not believe what was happening as they were trying to figure out who or what was doing this, as their current ship did not have the best computer in the Star Republic but still it was impossible to hack through their internal defense layers. But...
Chapter Five The next day was Friday so I was glad when school got out. But then I got to thinking that on the weekend my mom was probably going to be home so I would have no private time to use the Pendant. When Bobby arrived I told him to ahead while I got some towels. I had been going through sheets pretty fast and couldn’t think of an explanation if my mom asked. When I walked into the room Bobby was already naked and wearing the Pendant. In spite of having seen her a lot it...
Just five or six miles more thought Angela. The huge snowflakes swirled over the bonnet and hit the windscreen, where it built up outside the area swept by the wipers. Twice before she had stopped to clear the screen as the wiper arc got smaller and smaller. The driver found herself mesmerized by the snow’s movement, having difficulty in seeing beyond it. The speedometer informed her – 10 miles per hour. Face close to the windscreen she peered forward, it was difficult to see beyond the...
He heard a soft rapping at his door. He was so engrossed in his studies that the noise didn't register in his mind at first. The creak of the door as it slowly opened finally got his attention. He looked up, and saw his little sister standing there, wearing a jersey-style nightshirt which came to just above her knees in the front and back, and raised more than halfway up her thighs on the sides. Her arm swung loosely at her side, and she twisted back and forth nervously in the dim light of the...
Do you like Tits In Tops? If you said “yes,” you passed the test: it turns out you’ve got a pulse. It’s hard not to appreciate a nice pair of jugs, no matter who you are. We’re hardwired to see them as a sign of ripeness and fertility, so any straight dude is likely to pop a raging boner. A woman’s appreciation for another’s flawless breasts is perhaps motivated by kinship as well, while the queers just appreciate good symmetry and presentation.No matter why you enjoy gawking at a lady’s pretty...
Porn ForumsWhen the kids on the school bus got off the bus just around the corner from St. Barts, I told the bus driver that I had to pick up something from the store on the corner—my house was only a mile away from St. Barts. I walked to the convent, knocked on the door of Mother Superior’s office, and was asked to come in. Mother Superior picked up the crumpled hanky, getting my semen on her fingers, and dropped it saying “Yuk.” I had jacked off in it in the boy’s restroom just before getting on the...
He Shouldn't Have Part 4 By Miss Linda Jason looked at the white blouse and knew that a rough day was in for him ahead... "I just can't put it on.." thought Jason to himself as he pondered upon the after effects of wearing a black bra under his white shirt, and walking around school. "Enough is enough," said Jason to himself, who took off the bra and stuffed it in his bag with the white blouse that Steph passed to him. Jason entered class and shot a triumphant look at...
My parents had just dropped me off for my first year at college, and I was already starting to feel a little homesick. Damn, how the fuck could I last a day, let alone for years in this concrete jungle? That was until I saw her… I was the only person on the elevator when the doors were closing, until I heard a voice cut through the lobby, followed by the sound of wheels against the tile floor. “Hold the door!!!!!!!!!!!” Being the nice guy that I am, I rushed from the back wall to...
Having bought a “direct contact” magazine recently hoping to find excitement and a steady mate, and desperate to broaden my horizons. I replied to an advert in it asking for a gentleman or gentlemen to show two girls a good time, any suggestions seriously considered. About a week later I received a reply from the girls, who as it turned out were sisters. They had received only two replies, both from cranks, so they were very wary at first about my letter. I wrote back suggesting a...
The Pink Butterfly We had lived in our new home for about 6 months. Our next door neighbors, Erika and ?J? quickly became best friends, we seemed to do just about everything social with them. Erika and her husband, ?J,? are about our ages, mid to late 30-s, and were not only great looking as a couple, but intelligent, and just plain fun to be around. But I digress; a little about me. My name is Lisa; I’m 34, 5’6? tall, about 110 pounds wet, with mid-back length, jet black hair and long bangs...
Megan Learns Her Lesson Megan was still asleep, and I had been watching her for nearly twentyminutes. Her blonde hair cascaded in waves over the pillow and her face waspeaceful and content. I smiled as I watched her breathing, her chest slowlyrising and falling in rhythm with her breaths. The sheet had fallen down aroundher waist, leaving her chest exposed. I slowly moved my hand over to herbreasts. They were still asleep, just like the rest of her, but I had made up my mindtowake them up. I...
Andy walked into the apartment and was confronted immediately by three shirtless men. He had dropped his backpack and prepared to fight them before he recognized them. "What the fuck, Tomas?" he asked angrily. It took him a second for the fear and rage to clear from his mind. When it did, he saw that Tomas looked different than he did a few hours earlier. "I'm stitching them up," Camille said from the dining room table. Rico was sitting in a chair while Camille patched up a cut on his...
It was about midday when Jason pulled up in his car in a car park just outside of town. He and Amy had agreed to meet up and trade back items that were left at each others houses after the break up. He took his phone out of his pocket and began to text to tell her he had arrived. Half way through the text there was a tap at the window, Jason turned to see Amy, her beautiful fair skin (which she wasn’t keen on but was in fact one of his favourite things about her) and her green eyes looking at...
Virgina is my cousin wife she have 2 small kids her husband works on ship. it was summer time i all ways liked virgina to see in summer she looked very hot as she used to were transparent clothe to fell cool i could all ways see her black bra & underwear her body had a great shape.one day while i was walking by her house i saw her father-in-law & mother-in-law living the house with big bags i went to them and asked them were r you going and they answered we are going to euro trip fore 15 days i...
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