ODE TO BUTTLOVER AND MEN LIKE HIM
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Now that we divorced my dear
your place to live will be another
here is a lease to sign for you
your landlady will be my mother
From a tenant she requires
a flawless moral attitude
frugal, humble and devout
with strong domestic aptitude
You will agree with all demands
and always follow her directions
In turn she keeps an eye on you
with regular surprise inspections
To support your future life
of morals and humility
Mother said it's for your best
She's keeping you in chastity
Here is a little guide she wrote
to turn your life towards the better
and every single word you will
precisely follow to the letter
Each morning you must rise at five
to pray the holy rosary
and as penance for your sins
we'll add a little penalty
At your wooden prayer bench
while you praise mary and our lord
your bare knees will rest solidly
on a sharply ridged board.
Your morning shower will be cold
your breakfast only day old bread
no sweet drinks are allowed for you
have bitter grapefruit juice instead
Another prayer on your knees
In praise of your delicious food
before you get into the clothes
that you put on below your suit
Rough burlap underwear for you,
a pair of woolen pantyhose
your useless manhood tucked away
on top of that a girdle goes.
By six you will arrive at work
one hour early every day
for chores before you're clocking in
You must begin without delay
You'll check on every Ladies desk
for empty cups and any waste
look for smudges, smears and spots
every stain must be erased
If you see a pair of heels
underneath their office space
you'll polish them to perfect shine
and put them back into their place
before you're done in their domain
be sure there's nothing you did miss
then kneel before the ladies chair
and where they sit you'll place a kiss
The breakroom must be tidied up
The tables wiped, the counters clean
All dishes will be done by hand
and the floor be made pristine
Don't forget the ladies room
mop the floor and wipe each seat
check for paper and for soap
leave only when it's nice and neat
All the ladies you'll regard
superior in every way
intern, aide or cleaning woman
you will comply with what they say
No favor you deny to them
since they are your authority
your own work is of no regard
their wishes have priority
While the ladies taking lunch
you volunteer to waive your break
put on a ruffled pinafore
to serve them coffee and some cake
At night you'll be the last to leave
to finish work that you delayed
yet, you must clock out on time
and do your overtime unpaid
Rice and vegetables for dinner
salt and seasonings are banned
boil them to a sloppy mush
nutritious, flavorless and bland
Then you do your household chores
laundry, dishes, rooms to clean
wear a housedress and some heels
to make it all shiny, glisten and gleam
For weekends there are different rules
no male clothes are allowed to show
Your Sunday's best is what you'll wear
all en femme from head to toe
Panties and bra with two girdles on top
on your legs you'll wear gartered hose
Padding and stuffing will give you some shape
then you are ready to put on some clothes
A lovely white blouse with a peter pan collar
heavily starched and embroidered with lace
a black ribbon tie fastened tightly and firm
and a shiny gold pin to keep it in place
Now side zippered pants without any pockets
then we're almost done and all that remains
is a dainty thin belt with a polished gold buckle
and jet black, patent leather mary janes.
On Sundays you'll attend the mass
then ask for bible studies too
and volunteer to clean the church
three nuns will take good care of you
They have a endless list of labors
and closely scrutinize each chore
"Stay on your toes to reach above!"
"Get on your knees to scrub the floor!"
Then you will confess your sins
you know our lord forgives them all
the nuns may not be all that kind
your penance will be corporal
After confession they take you aside
into the crypt to tell you with glee
"down with your pants it is time to repent"
and so they will lay you over their knee
The first one spanks you with her palm
five hundred will be good for you
nice and evenly applied
To give your cheeks a reddish hue
A ruler wields the second nun
at every inch and all across
to gradually enhance the tone
to a deep red cherry gloss
The third one will apply the cane
to paint a streak with every whack
and for good measure she will aim
some vertical inside your crack
A board of edged bottle caps
fitted on a little stool
that is where they sit you down
to attend their bible school
Scripture lessons for two hours
you better pay attention here
or they will pull you by the lobe
and mercilessly swat your ear
Next a quiz with hundred questions
you answer and hold out your hands
they strike your palms for every error
you thank them as the ruler lands.
They will choose a bible passage
for you to write in finest script
two dozen times without a flaw
or else your fingers getting whipped
Then you quote the chosen text
recite it without any slips
with the ruler they'll stand by
and for each flaw they smack your lips
Your homework will be writing lines
by next Sunday to be done
two dozen words of gratitude
a thousand times to every nun
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