The Big Bang Theory
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I checked the device in my pocket--it was fully charged and ready. I took a deep breath, calmed myself and entered the faculty lounge. Including myself, it was now full of half a dozen sociology professors. Only one of them was important to me though: my target, Dr. Cynthia Lowe.
The middle aged woman with the tight brunette bun, mannish gray suit, and horn-rimmed glasses was drinking tee, pinkie extended, and talking to the cute new red-headed assistant professor who looked like she was contemplating slitting her wrists to get out of the conversation. I was about to help her out; I needed Cynthia all to myself.
"I just don't understand it!" I exclaimed, "These students are actually stupider than the last batch! Is there something in the water?"
Actually, I like my students stupid--makes my job easier--but I knew my statement would bring out the beast--Cynthia Lowe's Theory.
"It's quite simple, really," Cynthia began her pontification, turning to me, eyebrow raised, "In order for a society to produce intelligent offspring, you need intelligent parents. But you don't get that in our society because men consistently seek out women of lower intelligence than themselves to mate with."
My other colleagues shot me dirty looks. Still, i pushed ahead.
"Well, even assuming that was true, and I'm not mind you, wouldn't the intelligence of the father be dominant over the lower intelligence of the mother? Why would stupidity be selected for?"
Dr. Lowe snorted derisively.
"You've been spending to much time around geneticists! Nurture has much more to do with intelligence than nature. And who does the lion's share of child rearing in our society? The women! But not just any women--those women whose intelligence is sufficiently low as to not threaten the egos of their husbands! And so little girl's have stupid women for role models and little boys Oedipal complexes cause them to be attracted to women like their stupid mothers, they grow up and the cycle repeats itself, creating stupider women and men with every generation!"
I causally sat across from Cynthia, stoking my chin. The hot red head wisely abandoned her proximity to the coming argument.
"That's awfully Freudian of you, Dr. Lowe," I said, knowing it would get a rise out of her.
"Just because Freud was a sexist pig doesn't mean he didn't have insight into male behavior. Indeed, being a sexist pig put him in a unique position to understand his... fellows. Little boys grow up to want women like their mothers and the most intelligent women in our society don't breed!"
I kept engaging her, pushing her to expound more and more on the theory that, behind her back, everyone agreed was developed solely to explain why all three of her marriages had ended within a year. A pragmatist would find the fact that she was a self-centered derisive bitch a much more plausible explanation.
As predicted, the more I encouraged Cynthia to preach her bullshit, the more people remembered other places they should be. Soon it was just Cynthia and me in the faculty lounge. It was time to test my own little theory that there were much better used for Dr. Lowe's mouth than spouting ultrafeminist crap.
"Well, Cynthia, it's a fascinating theory but it's rather difficult to prove."
"Difficult? The proof is all around you. Just take a tour of the undergraduate campus. The ditzy blonde bimbos are surrounded by boys while the bookish girls focused on their studies are completely ignored!"
"Perhaps, but that is merely anecdotal evidence. To do a truly controlled experiment, you'd have to eliminate all extraneous factors and just focus on intelligence.
"But how could I do that?"
"Well, I can think of two possible ways: You could find one of the ditzy blonde bimbos you mentioned and increase her intelligence substantially, measuring her social interactions before and after; Or you could do the opposite study, take an intelligent woman and reduce her IQ to bimbo levels and determine if males find her more attractive."
"You can't just change a woman's intelligence level! Even if you could it would be highly unethical!"
"Actually, my brother is a researcher at a place called BimboTech Inc. and he claims it's a very simple process once you understand it. You could even build a small device to do it, like this one."
I pulled out the black box.
"What's that?"
"My brother calls it the Bimbotron 5000. It works like this."
"Hey! What are you... What the... Wha... I feel... I feel funny..."
"That's to be expected, Cynthia. What the Bimbotron 5000 does is create infinite logic loops in your thought processes, kind of like a computer virus. The loops take up more and more of your intelligence until you reach the desired level, then it reaches equilibrium."
Cynthia's head got wobbly, as if the room was spinning around her.
"Feels... goooooood." she said.
"Yes, that's a side effect of the infinite loops. Instead of producing actual thought, they produce euphoria. It's a harmless side effect."
Actually, it was much more than a side effect. The way my brother explained it, his little toy made the brain feel so damned good that resisting the rearrangement was, well, unthinkable.
"Now, the more intelligent a woman is when we start out, the greater the number of loops and so the greater sense of euphoria. Considering how smart you were, Cynthia, you should be feeling an incredible urge to..."
"HEheeheeheeheeheeheeEEP!"
"Yes, precisely. An incredible urge to giggle. Well I think it's safe to say that your brain has been thoroughly looped."
"Is that why I feel loopy? "
"Yes, you silly little bitch, that's exactly why."
Professor Lowe just giggled. I'm not sure if she was too dumb to realize she'd been insulted or felt too good to care. Not that it mattered.
"Well, Cynthia dear, I think were ready to test your theory."
"I have a theory?" she asked, face blank as she tried futilely to remember.
"Yes, Cynthia, your theory that being stupid will help you get laid!"
"Ooooh," she said as if grasping a difficult concept. "Will it work?"
"Yes, Dr. Lowe, I think you can count on it!"
"Oh goodie!"
"Now for the purpose of the experiment, I think we need to distinguish you before the IQ reduction and after. How about during this phase of the experiment we call you Cindi."
"Cindi?" she asked.
"Yes, I think that's probably best. You might find Cynthia a little hard to spell now."
Cindi giggled a that.
"So lets practice. Say 'Hi, My name's Cindi!'"
"Hi! My name's Cindi! "
"That's perfect, Cindi! Absolutely perfect!"
She beamed at the praise.
"Well, let's go test your theory!"
"O.K.!"
Grinning like an idiot, she cheerfully followed me. My original plan was to let her spend a day embarrassing the hell out of herself, but seeing the bitch's brain melt before me had given me an itch that needed scratching. I decided would take her home and give her a body to match her new brain. I grinned at the prospect.
"Hi! My name's Cindi!"
I spun around. 'Cindi' was smiling vacuously at a very confused graduate student.
"H... Hello, Dr. Lowe," he said.
I recognized him as one of the students who had taken his prelim exam last month. Cynthia had really reamed him, asking damn near impossible questions and doing her best to make him feel like shit. He'd probably never seen her smile and no one had ever heard her giggle like she now did when he called her Dr. Lowe.
I was in a hurry to get Cindi thoroughly bimbofied but I figured, 'What the hell!" The kid probably deserved a little something. I went to a small conference room and checked that it was empty.
"Derek, could you step in here for just a moment. Dr. Lowe and I could use your input on a research study we're conducting." I asked the grad student.
Looking questioningly at us, he hesitantly did as instructed.
"Now Cindi, to be a bimbo you need to suck on his penis until he squirts in your mouth. And make sure you swallow!"
With a pat on her ass, I propelled her giggling into the room.
"What the?" said Derek.
"Just relax and go with it" I said. "It's a special research project."
I shut the door and stood watch.
"What's all this about, Dr. Lowe?" he asked the giggling professor.
"My name's Cindi," she corrected. "I'm supposed to suck your penis!"
"You are?" he asked, unaccustomed to any woman propositioning him so frankly, let alone the department's uber-bitch.
"Don't you want me to?" asked Cindi, looking utterly clueless as to the unorthodoxy of the situation.
"No! I mean, Yes, I mean... if you want to..."
Unusual or no, I imagine he had never turned down a blow job before and he wasn't about to start now!
"I'm 'supposed to," Cindi explained and dropped to her knees so she could reach.
"Well... if you're supposed to," the student agreed as she undid his pants and pulled out his dick.
"I've never done this before," said Cindi, "Is it fun?"
"Um yeah," he said, "Really fun!"
"You're gonna love it, Cindi!" I told her.
" Oh goodie!" she said and slipped her lips around his cock.
Derek stared in amazement as the giggling professor awkwardly sucked his dick. She was lousy at it, but having the bitch who had made his prelims hell on her knees with his cock in her mouth was enough to make him hard. Whatever was making her act like this and whatever happened later, he knew it was worth it.
"I always knew that deep down you were a cocksucker, Dr. Lowe." I observed and Derek grinned at me.
"Finbee" she corrected around his cock and giggled.
"Cindi. Right. Cindi the slut!"
The professor giggled at this and at last Derek figured it out.
"Cindi the cum-eating slut bitch!" he called her, grinning wickedly.
"MmmHmmm! MmmmHmmm!" she exclaimed, her eyes bright and vacant.
"That's right, Derek," I encouraged, "Give the slut what she needs. Her brain is totally fried and she's not gonna remember any of this."
The kid's face lit up with a cruel delight.
"You fucking cunt!" he called her, "You skanky little cock sucker!"
My brain-fucked colleague just giggled as her student insulted her and treated her like a whore. It was a beautiful thing. It was enough to push young Derek over the edge.
"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" he yelled, "Here it comes! Swallow it, whore! Swallow it all!"
Cindi gulped and giggled and the grad student shot his wad into her throat. He pulled his flaccid dick out and wiped it on her grinning, vacuous face, then he collapsed into a chair, looking pretty dumbfounded himself.
"Thank you for your participation in our study," I said, helping my sticky-faced colleague to her feet. "I trust you will keep this all strictly confidential."
"What... oh... yeah... confidential," he said, clearly still amazed at what had just happened.
"Take care, kid. And pull your pants up," I advised, then ushered the giggling Dr. Lowe out of the room, out of the building, and into my convertible.
"Here, Cindi," I said, handing her a handkerchief as I pulled out of the parking lot. "You've got jizz on your face."
She stared at the white cloth, grinning.
"Um, Wipe your face with it," I explained.
"Okay!" she said and did.
"Good girl," I said, patting her knee which felt bony beneath those pin-striped slacks. I could take care of that at home if what my brother said was true though.
"Say, do you need those glasses?" I asked.
"Only to see," she said.
"Well then, if that's all why don't you get rid of them?"
"Okay!" she said and tossed the ugly things out onto the street as we turned towards the freeway.
"That's a little better, hey Cindi? Now why don't you let your hair down? After all, I don't think we'll be going back to the department until we've thoroughly tested your theory."
"I have a theory?" she asked, blinking.
"Yes, you have a theory that bimbos get fucked more than pretentious bitches. That's why you want me to make you a bimbo."
"Ooooh!" she said.
"Now let your hair down like a good bimbo," I insisted.
She took the clips out of her bun and ran her fingers through her dark hair, giggling as the wind took hold of it. She was looking more and more the part, but I wanted the works. And my dear brother had sent me everything I needed to make Cindi as much a bimbo as Cynthia had been a bitch. I floored it, anxious to get my science project home.
"Weeeeeee!" my colleague exclaimed.
By the time I got her to my secluded residence, I had easily convinced her to toss her suit out onto the freeway. Giggling in her underwear with her hair blowing in the wind, she wasn't bad looking. A bit skinny and bony, but not bad, especially in contrast to her usual outfits. Still, I could make her better. Much better. I led her down to my basement and the larger of my brother's gifts.
"What's that?" she asked, eyes wide, pointing at the big glass tank filled with greenish liquid.
"That's another invention my brother came up with. He calls it the Body Augmenter Rendering Bimbos Intensely Erotic."
"Huh?" asked Cindi.
"You can just call it the BARBIE machine."
She giggled at that.
"Now take the rest of your clothes off and climb in," he instructed.
"In there?" she exclaimed.
"Yes. We have to fix your body so you can be a real bimbo. This machine will do that."
"Will it give me big boobies?" she asked. Dr. Lowe had a tiny rack.
"Yes, it will. Now loose the undies, up the ladder, and into the pool," I said, slapping her ass.
Giggling, she did as she was told. She plunged into the green liquid. It was super-oxygenated and somehow she was able to breath (and giggle) completely immersed in it. I put in the desired specs, pushed the 'bimbo' button, and watched the magic happen.
The grinning, jiggling, dripping mess that came out of the tank was a wonder to behold. Only the face still resembled Dr. Cynthia Lowe, and even that only slightly, given the vacuous, horny expression completely foreign to the professors face before today. The hair on her head had grown out a foot and a half, gained volume, and been bleached ashe blonde. The hair that crowned her pussy was the same color. Her tits, as per request, were jutting, bouncing orbs the size of cantaloupes. Her hips and ass had fleshed out nicely as well, giving her an hourglass figure that melted into the most luscious legs anyone could wish for.
"Did it work?" asked the ditzy blonde bimbo.
"Oh boy did it ever!" I declared.
"WooHoo!" exclaimed Cindi, jumping up and down, setting her inflated hooters to bouncing and drawing her attention to them. She grabbed hold of them with both hands hand and stared with wide-eyed wonder.
"I got big boobies!" she exclaimed.
"That's certainly overstating the obvious," I chuckled.
She grabbed a tit with each hand and giggled as she hefted them and confirmed they were real. She pinched the puffy nipples and they thrust forward.
"Ooooo!" she cried, "Yummy!"
The big breasted blonde began playing with her knockers, kneading, pinching, pressing together, rubbing. As she did so, she giggled, cooed and squealed.
"Cindi," I said, "Cindi!"
I snapped my fingers to get her attention.
The wet bimbo looked up from her new boobies.
"Hi, I'm Cindi!" she said.
"Yes, I know. I'm Dr. Jones, remember?"
Cindi giggled.
"Oops! I forgot!"
"That's o.k. Do you like the effects of the BARBIE machine?"
"I have big boobies!" she said.
I didn't know if that was a response to his question or not. I guess it didn't matter.
"Yes, they're very nice boobies, aren't they?"
"Mmmm" said Cindi, continuing to rub her mammaries, "Boobies feel good. Cindi feels good. So warm and nice!"
"Yes, you should be feeling very nice. Besides the obvious physical changes, the Barbie machine adjusts your nerves and hormones to ramp up your libido and make your erogenous zones much more responsive."
"Huh?" said Cindi.
"Cindi likes to fuck," I summarized.
"Yeah!" Cindi nodded vigorously. "Cindi loves to fuck!"
"Well then get your ass upstairs so I can fuck you, you dumb bimbo!"
Cindi giggled and scampered up the stairs and I followed, observing that the machine had done as nice a job on her ass as it had on her tits. I slapped her bare-naked ass and she giggled.
"Cindi get fucked now?" she asked when they reached the top of the stairs."
I had planned to do her in the bedroom, but seeing my feminist colleague transformed into the bimbo before me had left me so hard that climbing the stairs from the basement was difficult and going up another flight to my bed seemed pointless when there was a perfectly good couch right there in the living room.
"OK, but I want you to ask me for it." I told the naked bimbo.
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I couldn’t believe how long it took to get a follow up visit with Dr. Hills, but five weeks later I finally found myself sitting anxiously in one of her exam rooms, already stripped to my boxers, sitting on the exam table in sweet anticipation. Dr. Hills came in with a manila folder and sat in the chair by the table. She opened the manila folder and began commenting. “I’ve reviewed the results and comments reported by my sister’s office. She was impressed with your progress, Mr. Jameson.” ...
Office SexI broke up with my boyfriend a few weeks prior this story. I thought I loved him since he was my first and all but the thing is I already saw it coming. I knew he was not the one for me. I makes me look as if I'm a cold hearted bitch but he never gave me an orgasm. He sucks in bed. The only good thing that came from that disaster is that I became close to his friends which annoyed him and they mostly prefer to 'hang' with me. I don't see anything wrong with it since all of his friends doesn't...
Straight SexOriginally posted on: Sun May 23, 2010 6:02 pm "So what was all that back at the casino?" I asked Jamie as the girls snuggled in and settled themselves for sleep. "I don't know," she answered. There was a ... seriousness to her tone that I wasn't used to. "Do you mind if I talk to Lizzy about it?" "No, of course not, go ahead, but she's probably not going to be around for a while." "I thought I would go to her." "Wow, this really must be serious. Do you know where she...
As I had slightly expected, Dr. Hills called me after my appointment with Nurse Irene and did recommend that I visit her sister, Doctor Sara Green. Dr. Green was the single sister of Dr. Hills. Dr. Hills had already scheduled an appointment for me and I eagerly made the appointment on time, not quite sure of what to expect, but something told me that it would be different. Dr. Green spent about fifteen minutes talking with me, and informed me that she had already conferred with her sister...
MasturbationHeather was a casual friend that lived down the street from my wife and I. She was the vivacious wife of Ted, a golfing buddy of mine, Ted and Heather had a rock solid marriage, or so I thought. Heather was a former beauty queen, and even though she had managed to birth two kids, she still managed to retain her girlish figure. Ted could easily have made the cover of GQ and Heather, well, she could make a potato sack look sexy. I knocked on Ted’s door. We were running late for our 8am Saturday...
CheatingWe had known Bob and Sheila for many years, they were long time friends of the family, we had taken holidays together and our k**s had played and grown up together. Three years ago, sadly, Sheila died in a car accident. She and Bob had both been very accomplished professional photographers, freelancing for various newspapers and journals. We still saw Bob regularly and had helped him through the tragic loss of his wife. One fateful evening Bob was at our house after having joined us for a meal...
By : Pooja Tyagi Hey guy’s and girls this is my first ever and probably last ever story because I’m not here to make fake stories to entertain people. I’m here to tell u about the true incident that happened with me in the last year of my school life. My father was transferred to a new place I got admitted to class 12th in a new school. I have a god gifted fit body with fine muscles in my school years many girls got attracted towards me and I enjoyed relationships with many girls. But I never...
At 10:15 Nancy Watts, a bookkeeper for Hubbard & Associates, got up from her desk and took off her skirt. After considering things, she took off her nylons and panties too. That felt better. Smoothing down her sweater, she sat back at her desk and went back to the spreadsheet she'd been working on. "What are you doing?" Charlotte, her co-worker hissed, looking at her in shock. "You're naked!" Nancy looked at her, a confused look on her face. "What do you mean 'what am I doing?'...
“Flying ships...” Logan looked at her, as if for confirmation. Karen nodded back. “I ... did not see that one coming,” Logan admitted. “And I definitely don’t remember reading about flying ships in Dante’s Inferno.” “No, of course not.” Alan rose to his feet. “Well then, if it is still your intention to meet the others, I should return and prepare them first. Otherwise, arriving armed as you are, would only frighten them and achieve no good purpose. Please allow me that courtesy.” “Ok,”...
In high school, and even into my early twenties, I could never imagine being attracted to anyone. Couldn't fathom being romantically attached to anyone either. It was hard enough for me to meet one person I could call a true friend. I feel dramatic saying this, but with my high school and college friends, socializing felt more akin to an obligation rather than something I chose to do willingly for my own happiness. Although people were surrounding me, I felt as though I was trapped alone in a...
Love Stories(Berk) {Narrator's POV} Fishlegs was Running as fast as his big Bucket of Lard of a Body would take him, he'd just received an Encrypted Message from Astrid's Older Brother. Staolkroer hadn't been back to berk in over Ten years, After being Exiled for Protecting A Nest of Young Dragons from Slaughter, and if what the Message said was true, he wasn't coming alone. Astrid and her Brother had been Inseparable, and when he was exiled.......well you can understand how Astrid must've Felt. Finding...
Vintage Platinum By Jena Corso Edited By Angela Meyers West Hollywood, early fall 1957. Nate pulled up his shiny new red 1957 chevy to the first bar he saw after leaving a difficult client meeting mentally exhausted after a long week at his new job. He'd been an accountant for six years now since college but it was like he was starting over as the low man on the totem pole only one month into his new position. Working in a small firm directly for the partners he was receiving...
When I came in the backdoor from the garage I was noticed there were no lights or music playing and the mall scenario played right in my head. Mail was on the cutting board and as I turned to go up stairs I saw her blazer on the floor. As I went to pick it up I saw her blouse on the floor in the dining room. Then as I caught on I picked up her skirt, slip, pantyhose, bra and panties as I followed the trail up the stairs. Under her thong panties at the top step there was a condom. By the time...
Warrior and the Queen The vanquished warrior gazes the length of the vast throne room, to see thefigure of his Captor, the one who has defeated him and turned his army to ruinousrout. Had they come face to face on the battlefield, then he would surely havetriumphed, but now he is in chains and his physical strength is useless. With pride he walks the length of the hall, the vast columns of stone supportingthe vaulted roof pass by on either side. Shackled as his is, he cannot maintaina strong...
When little Riley Reid complains she never gets to dominate during sex, her girlfriend Adriana Chechik thoughtfully gives her a big black strap on, so she can finally take control of Adriana’s lesbian pussy. Riley’s excited to be in charge of how and when Adriana cums. The giddy girl wants to enjoy her gift right away, and she can’t resist sucking on the luscious nipples poking out of Adriana’s skimpy dress, before trailing her tongue down to her pussy. The lesbians take...
xmoviesforyouA Friend in Need Part 16. Conclusion This final part of my fantasy completes the tale, I must thank my very good friend Christina, who does exist and is exactly as described in the story, petit, feminine, gorgeously sexy, impulsive and very loving. She is fully aware that I covert her body, as she does mine, if we could exchange bodies we would. We wrote this together her doing the male feelings me the female and correcting each other as we went...
As a young man I entered the Air Force and sent to South Korea for my first assignment. It was 1980 and 81 and the tension between the North and South was thick enough to cut with a knife. I was 19 and scared to death of what I’d be exposed to when I arrived.It was a different time and place from Washington State where I grew up. Korea was still like it was stuck in the 1950’s with a blend of 60’s night life kicked in. I worked with bombs in the munitions squadron. Work was so different from...
Hello ISS readers this deepak im 21yrs old n im doing my final year B.tech in Hyd. Through my intereset in internet i became an avid fan of incest stories. I really love Big Tits(Boobs) which i generally find in most of the aunts so somehow im attracted to women whose age is b/w 35 to 40yrs. one day my neighbouring flat in the apartment was vacated.Then came my luck in the form of a beautiful aunt, she has a fair complexion n is 5’4″ with 36DDsize large milky breasts. The very next day we came...
IncestHello horny guys and gals, I have read all the stories here and this is my own true experience when I was in collage. It is about my sex encounter with my classmate in computers. I am a proud Indian and live in Chennai (alandur). This happened when I was learning Computers. I had a friend whose was damn sexy. She was also learning computers with me. She had a great body. Big breasts, coffee brown hair, black eyes and a coke bottle figure which was really inviting. Sometimes she gave me signals...
The sound of their bedroom door when it slammed shut after the fleeing Marie, alerted Richard, too. “Who was that? Tony?” he asked, slightly worried. “No, it was Marie. She must have been standing there for a while, now that I think of it. Oh, my! We must have been a sight for her!” “What was she doing here?” “I suppose, she came to look after me. We were not exactly mute. She probably feared I was under attack.” Ellen looked over her shoulder. “Not so far from the truth,...
Early last year, a lady messaged me on Plenty of Fish - which surprised me as I am used to having to make the first move. She was a professional divorced lady in her early 50s, a little whacky at times but pleasant enough and seemed keen to get to know me. She told me enough to make me think there could be a naughty side to her too so I was keen to meet her to see where things might go.We were both quite local to each other so decided to meet for a drink in a fairly local pub which we both...
Hi dosto mera naam rahul hai from mumbai, aksar yaha bus ya train me sex ki story padta tha to sochta tha ki mujhe bhi aisa mauka mile because ye bht intresting hai jaha itne log ho aaspass aur aap kisi se saath chudaai kar rahe ho. Ab sidha story pe aata hai, mera ghar indore me hai. Iss diwali k baad jab me laut raha tha uss samay ticket ki bht prbm thi, train aur bus sab full chal rahi thi aur mujhe urgentvwapas aana tha, to maine jaise taise ek seat book kari bt mujhe back side ki wo bhi...
This is a true account of a memorable visit by one of my wife's favourite fuck buddies. NURSING DAVID Our regular visitor, David was due that weekend. Hazel always looked forward to his visits as he was a good friend as well as a very sexy partner for her. Although she always made a special effort to look sexy for his visits, this time she had something special planned. Earlier that week, while we had been shopping in a nearby supermarket, and surprisingly, we'd found some sexy outfits. One was...
Inner Demons By Paradox West Haven RV Park, Pennsylvania I woke up still feeling the lingering tears that had dampened my cheeks from the night before. They had long since dried, leaving twin, clammy tracks on my face that had me wanting to race into the bathroom and scrub my face clean with scalding hot water. However, I didn't do that, since it would have undoubtedly woken up the beautiful blonde whose arms I was currently entwined in. Unlike me, she continued to...
Paybacks Can Be Heavenly By Sheila Anne Morgan Kristen and I had worked together at the same company since we both graduated from college four years ago. We had a friendly relationship but had never been romantically involved, as we both had heard what happens to workplace romances that go bad. Over the years we had bet on the outcomes of the games of our favorite sports teams. At first it had been small cash bets but we...
On our very first date, I anticipated my husband to be promiscuous and far more sexually advanced than I. Perhaps even a bit sexually aggressive, which made me cautiously choose my outfit as I got ready. I was definitely more nervous than usual for a first date. Not sure if it was because of my attraction to him or his bold manner. All I knew was it was the best invitation I'd had since moving to town six months ago. After picking me up, he asked if it would be ok if we stopped by to meet a few...
First TimeA group of us had planned a camping trip one weekend to a cabin resort. My friend Tony’s uncle owned a place and let us use it for the weekend, as long as things didn’t get too wild.Tony invited our friend Sassy along. That didn’t make much sense considering she wasn’t an outdoors type of girl but she was easy on the eyes and I knew Tony had been trying to bang her for awhile so Craig and I didn’t have a problem with it. She showed up that morning in a cute short jean skirt and tank top. It...