Fucking My Moms For Kaylee
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Kellee held her breath. What came next would change the way she dealt with her sister for the rest of her life. Trembling, she reached out and laid a hand over her bare breast. Kaylee shuddered.
“I’m not sure about this,” Kaylee whispered anxiously.
Kellee kept her hand where it was. “I’m just as scared as you are,” she whispered. She looked at the bedroom door, suddenly ultra paranoid. One or the other had checked the door ten times in the last ten minutes.
“I’m more scared of asshole catching us, than I am of Mom or Dad,” Kaylee complained. Asshole was their younger brother, Martin, a nightmarish 14 years old; the twins were 16.
“I want to do this,” Kellee pressed. “So do you.”
It was just two weeks since admitting her overwhelming need to make love to her sister. To be precise, fourteen days ago, on Friday, October 16th.
A miserable two weeks it’d been too. Kellee thought she was getting an effing ulcer. She’d lost six pounds, which was a big deal for a 16-year-old weighing only 109 pounds in the first place. That loss came right out of her boobies, too, the last place she could afford it. No 16-year-old thinks her boobs are big enough to begin with.
She stood 5’3” barefoot, was blonde and blue-eyed, fair-skinned (of course fair-skinned, both parents being of Scandinavian descent), wore hated orthodonture and attended Harford Lutheran High School in Bel Air. She hated school. Math homework was the worst.
“Go check the door again?” Kaylee pleaded.
Sighing dramatically, Kellee gave up her sister’s boob, rose and padded to the door on tiptoe, twisting the doorknob. It held firm in her hand, barely moving. Then she gave it a tug, just to be sure, and to her horror, the door swung out freely and hit her bare toes.
“Eeech!” she squealed softly, staggering back a step. The doorknob followed suit and with it the door. The gap was now a foot and a half wide, revealing her very bare breasts. Behind her, keening in panic, an equally topless Kaylee twisted away and covered up. Kellee fitfully jammed her left forearm over her breasts.
“Shut the door!” Kaylee screeched. Blinking spasmodically, Kellee stood frozen at the open door, mouth agape, staring across the hall. “Kellee!” Kaylee keened wildly. “Shut the door before Martin sees us!”
Kellee turned her bewildered gaze to her freaking-out sister and worked her mouth, though nothing came out. She didn’t think Martin was of immediate concern right now. Not with the opposite wall missing, and with it Martin’s bedroom door.
Kaylee blinked furiously. “What the... ?” Jumping up, she baby-stepped to her sister; shoulders hunched painfully, arms crossed over bare breasts. “Where is the wall?” she wailed. “Where’s the rest of the house?”
Kellee shook her befuddled head. “I don’t know!” she wailed. It wasn’t there.
A wide sandy beach, waves crashing ashore, receded to the distant horizon. Lush green forest, so dense as to be virtually impenetrable, bordered the beach.
Kaylee whined, “What’s going on, Kel?”
“I don’t know!” Kellee responded shrilly. “Where’s the wall?”
“Where’s Martin’s bedroom?” Kaylee demanded. “Where’s Mom and Dad’s bedroom? Where’s Mom and Dad?” she wailed. Who cared where little brother was.
The afternoon was crisp, the air reverberating from the crashing surf. It was 1:34 a.m., according to the bedside clock, but intense sunlight made them squint. Kellee erupted in goose flesh and began shivering violently. Kaylee dashed to the bed, grabbed their T-shirts off the floor, and flung one to Kellee. She snatched it over her head and Kaylee did likewise, moaning uncontrollably.
What the eff was going on, Kellee wondered.
“Shut the door!” Kaylee pleaded. “See if it goes away.”
Kellee immediately slammed the door and gripped the knob hard enough to make her tendons cry out in protest. She never wanted that door open again. She was panicked, barely able to breathe, heart pounding against her ribcage. She had to--
“Go pee!” Kaylee suddenly squealed, squirming madly. “I have to go pee!”
“Stop that!” Kellee hissed. “You’ll make me pee my panties!” She was in serious danger of peeing down her leg and soaking the bedroom carpet right now.
Writhing, Kaylee jammed her fists into her crotch, staggered to the door and yanked it wide open. Kellee gasped and jumped back, hopping one-footed, holding the other foot whose toes Kaylee had raked with the door. Kaylee blinked at her fiercely for a moment, and then rushed into the hallway.
“Don’t go out there!” Kellee yelled, too late. At least the pain had erased her urgency to go pee.
Kaylee was backed against the wall. The hall carpeting ended abruptly where the opposite baseboard should be. Advancing cautiously, Kellee raised a hand in the air and held it out, palm vertical, hoping to encounter something solid.
“Kellee, don’t!”
“Don’t what?” Kellee muttered, encountering nothing but air.
“Leave it alone! Please!” Kaylee begged.
“Leave what alone? There’s nothing there, sis!”
Dropping to her hands and knees, Kellee crept forward until she broke the plane of the missing wall and looked downward. The carpeting ended cleanly, lying atop the smooth edge of a 3/4” thick plywood sheet. Sandwiched between the plywood and a sheet of drywall below was the flat end of a 2x6. More were visible all down the length of the hallway floor, arrayed two feet apart. Below her lay the dining room, to the right of the dining room a hallway leading to the living room. The basement was intact, though a three-foot gap separated the main floor from the edge of the white sand. Kellee wondered why it hadn’t collapsed inward and flooded the basement. She looked up: the house was neatly bisected, top to bottom.
“Kellee... ? What is going on?”
“I don’t know,” she muttered, “but I intend to find out.”
“No!” Kaylee protested.
Kellee arose and brushed her hands, and then the knees of her pajamas, a totally unconscious gesture. She was no less frightened than before, but now curious, as well--and more than a little intrigued; Kellee had an adventurous side. Kaylee grabbed her arm.
“How will you get down?”
A good question, Kellee thought. She hobbled to the end of the hallway, now a balcony with no railing, and examined the stairway leading downstairs. The second floor was a good fifteen feet off the sand, maybe nine feet above ground at the mid-floor landing. It was still a heck of a jump, she thought grimly, with no immediate way to climb back. Easy way to break a leg or your ankle, too, she thought.
“Want to go first?” she asked glibly. Kaylee gave her a sour look and crossed her arms.
If only they had a ladder, Kellee thought. A tall ladder, made of aluminum like the one Dad stored in the garage, the kind that extended way upward so you could clean out the gutters in the fall, once they became totally clogged with falling leaves. That exact ladder, in fact, she thought, turning around.
Pushing by her sister-”Hey! Watch it, dammit!”-Kellee returned to her bedroom and strode to the front window, popped up an eye-level wooden slat and gazed out. She was shocked to discover the view out front was absolutely normal. No pristine beach, no cascading breakers running to the horizon, no dense forest.
Looking back, blinking in consternation, she noted sparkling white sand and lush greenery through the open bedroom doorway; the ocean (she assumed it was the ocean) was hidden from her at this angle. She dropped the slat in a huff, stomped back to the makeshift balcony, down to the far end, and peeked carefully around the corner. She discovered a continuation of the beach and heavy forestation, heading south to the distant horizon, if directions still applied in this effed-up world.
“What?” Kaylee demanded.
Kellee returned to her window and yanked opened the blinds. “See for yourself!” she shouted.
Kaylee stayed put, tightening her grip on her chest. “No way! How can we be seeing that--” she stabbed her nose at the window--”with that!” she protested, jerking her shoulders toward the open door.
Kellee said nothing, hating the strident sound of both their voices. Must calm down, she warned herself, not a good time to panic, not if she wanted to get a handle on this thing. Kaylee, for one, looked two seconds away from diving for the closet door. “Calm down,” she murmured.
“You calm down!” Kaylee shot back, hugging herself even tighter. Kellee didn’t set her straight on who’d she’d been talking to. Instead, she gazed out the window again, gauging the drop to the front lawn. Even higher than out back, she judged, a good five feet higher, making a drop suicidal. Unless she shimmied outside first, hung from windowsill by her fingertips and then dropped. That put her feet five feet closer to the ground. Still a long fall, though, and nearly as dangerous. Eff that, she thought.
“What are you thinking about doing?” Kaylee demanded.
“Nothing stupid,” Kellee assured her. “I was considering maybe dropping from the front window and getting the ladder out of the garage-” Kaylee’s eyebrows shot up in alarm. “-but there’s no guarantee the beach would be there if I went around back from out front, you know. I looked,” she reminded Kaylee, “and what’s out front and what’s out back are not in the same effing Twilight Zone episode, Miley Smiley. It’s to effing far to drop anyway. I’m not breaking my fool neck for anyone. You can try it you want.”
Kaylee laughed derisively. “Thanks.” Her brow furrowed again. “What about using the ladder to climb back into this window,” she ventured thoughtfully, “drag it inside, and use it to climb down to the sand out there.”
Kellee gazed out the bedroom doorway at the expanse of white beach and thick greenery.
“You’d still have to drop down from the front window,” Kaylee added unnecessarily, shrugging. “Maybe push a mattress out the window first? Give yourself something to break the fall?”
Kellee glowered at her. Kaylee shrugged. “Just thinking out loud, you know...”
“Don’t. It’s bad for your brain, fart-breath.”
“Mindless Mini,” Kaylee countered.
“Puss bag.”
“Douche breath.”
“Cunt-licker!”
Kaylee flushed bright red.
“Not yet, is what you’re supposed to say,” Kellee quipped, letting the blinds drop. Her sister hunched and turned an even brighter red. The ladder was definitely out, though.
“I have an idea,” Kellee said.
Kaylee grumbled something.
“Help me strip the sheets off the beds. We’ll tie them together and puts knots in them, make a ladder that way.”
“Oh, that’s effing brilliant,” Kaylee muttered.
“Shut up and do what I tell you, fish-breath.”
As Kellee made for the bed to get at the sheets, Kaylee made a face and shuffled for the bedroom door.
“Good thing I’m not across the hall,” she murmured, gazing at the beach.
“Good thing,” Kellee agreed absently. “Make sure your bedroom’s still there before you walk inside, dummy. Don’t want you falling down an elevator shaft and killing your anemic self.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Kaylee responded, rolling her eyes. “Who signed off and left you in effing charge.” Still, she cautiously opened her bedroom door and peeked inside before crossing the threshold. At her window, she lifted a wooden slat identical to the one Kellee had lifted and gazed outside, just as Kellee had. The normalcy of the view made her shudder.
“Is your bedroom still there?” Kellee shouted.
Kaylee glared out the window, muttering profanities. Her sister was so irritating sometimes. She blinked, wondering what it was about the tableau that made her so ill at ease. “Did you notice anything strange out front?” she yelled.
“Other than the lack of Daytona Beach?”
“Daytona Beach has condos instead of trees, and hard-packed brown sand instead of this pearly white stuff,” Kaylee muttered, glancing out her bedroom door. The beach looked as though no human foot had ever trod upon it, much less seen a beach blanket flung out and laid down on its pristine crystals of sand. “I don’t think things are right out front, either. For one thing...” She trailed off, trying to determine what that one thing was.
Kellee appeared in the bedroom doorway, looking impatient. Kaylee motioned her over to the window.
“We don’t have time for this,” Kellee said, crossing her arms and tapping her right foot. “I want to get out back.”
“Look out front, first,” Kaylee urged.
“Why?”
“Because I asked you to!” she insisted, smacking the blinds. “Something is really fucked up about this neighborhood, Kellee!”
“Like it hasn’t been fucked-up forever.”
“Not like this!” She jabbed a finger at the tree in the middle of the yard.
“So?” Kellee demanded. “What am I looking at?”
“That bird, right there. And the squirrel, halfway down the trunk.”
Kellee was no expert on birds, but it looked like a female robin on the branch in question, and a black squirrel was descending the trunk, head down, bushy tail following. Must be a nest, she decided, out of sight in the upper branches. Maybe a bird’s nest as well. She shrugged.
“They don’t move!” Kaylee hissed. “They haven’t moved since I’ve been standing here, watching them, Kellee!”
Kellee wrinkled her brow. She leaned forward until her forehead bumped the edge of the wooden slat. Not only didn’t the robin or adorable black squirrel seem to be moving out there, but the robin had its beak open, apparently in mid-chirp. A very long, extended mid-chirp, she thought.
“And, of course, it’s mid-afternoon, where it’s supposed to be... 1:46 a.m.,” Kaylee said, consulting her clock. They both looked out the bedroom door, at the sparkling white sand and the dense greenery dwindling to the horizon.
“What do you think it means?” Kaylee asked.
Kellee regarded her peevishly. “You expect me to know?”
“You’re the smart one,” Kaylee pointed out mockingly.
“Not smart enough for this,” she muttered, ignoring the insult. Turning away, she grabbed the top of Kaylee’s comforter and flung it back. “Let’s stick to the program, okay? One thing at a time.”
“Would help if that one thing made any sense,” Kaylee grumbled irritably. She folded the comforter neatly as Kellee stripped off the flat sheet and then followed her out of the bedroom. “Think two’s enough?” she questioned.
“It’ll have to be,” Kellee answered, indicating the non-existent hall closet, where linen was normally stored. “We have the fitted sheets too, if we need them.”
Kaylee grunted, trying to recall seeing anyone in a movie or TV using a fitted sheet to make a climbing rope. She couldn’t recall a single instance, though it seemed equally possible in her opinion. A sheet was a sheet, was a sheet.
Knotting the sheets individually, creating a handhold roughly every two feet, and then doubling the knots for additional gripping power, Kellee tossed half her sheet over her bedroom door and had Kaylee grab hold and give it a test. The sheet stood up just fine to her sister’s one hundred and three pounds dead weight. A subsequent attempt to climb the rope ladder worked out not so well.
“Forget it,” Kellee said, cinching the ends of the sheets together into a double knot. “I’ll worry about climbing back up later on. The point is to get down to the ground.”
“Without breaking an ankle,” Kaylee reminded her. The flaw in her sister’s plan--and a big one, she thought--was how to anchor the end of the rope, and leave Kellee length enough to climb down to the sand without having to jump.
“That’s easy. Saw this in a movie once.” Confidently, if inexpertly, she looped the end of the sheet half a dozen times around the inside and outside knobs on her bedroom door, and then tied off the end. It took three tries to get it just right, but finally they agreed on the outcome.
“That’s pretty smart,” Kaylee admitted, giving the rope a yank. “If it doesn’t tear the door off the hinges, that is.”
“The door opens inward, dummy. It can’t get ripped off the hinges.” She demonstrated, swinging the door back and forth. The rope only decreased any chance of a mishap by keeping the door from closing.
“The doorknobs then,” Kaylee said fitfully.
Kellee rolled her eyes, but nonetheless carefully examined both sides of the doorknob while her Kaylee tugged repeatedly on the rope. Peeved, more than relieved, she declared the rope a good fit for the occasion, and tossed the remainder over the side. The end dangled an acceptable two feet off the white sand. It still bothered her how the sand hadn’t collapsed into the void of the open basement. That and everything else about the effing sand. This really was a Twilight Zone episode.
“You know,” she mused. “Neither of us thought to check our cell phones, did we?”
Kaylee’s eyes popped wide open. “Well duh!” she exclaimed, smacking herself on the forehead. Dashing inside, she grabbed Kellee’s iPhone off the bedside table, and her excitement died away. “No signal,” she muttered. Probably had no signal on her iPhone either. She turned to discover Kellee holding it in her hand. She shook her head.
“Fuck! This is so fucked!”
Kellee dropped the phone on her bed and wrapped Kaylee in her arms. “It’s not as bad as it seems,” she soothed, patting her back.
Kaylee gripped her tight. “How bad does it have to get, God dammit! You don’t think ... this isn’t because...”
Kellee snorted. “Right: God’s punishment for loving my little sister.”
Kaylee shook her head. “Mom lied on our birth certificates. I know she did. I was born first. I’m the older sister. I should be the smarter one.”
“As opposed to being the prettiest?” Kellee teased.
Kaylee giggled. “I am the prettiest! And I have the biggest boobies too!”
“That’s not saying much,” Kellee retorted. She flashed on cupping Kaylee’s bare breast, the way they had kissed, had an intense surge of arousal that Kaylee responded to instantly, breathing against her neck. Kellee moaned and grabbed her behind. Kaylee writhed against her.
“No!” Kellee protested unhappily. “We don’t have time for this now. We gotta find out what’s going on.”
“Fuck,” Kaylee groaned as Kellee released her and stepped back. “This is so bull-shitty.” She grabbed Kellee’s forearms but didn’t try to draw her back. “How can this be going on? What the fuck happened to us, anyway? Are we tripping on acid?”
Kellee blinked and gasped. Kaylee shot a look at the doorway and what protruded above the distant horizon made her eyes pop wide as a pair of silver dollars. Her mouth dropped open and her heart lurched against her breastbone. Emitting a strangled cry, she staggered against her big sister, and then hid clumsily behind her. “What the fuck is that?” she squealed.
Kellee knew, though she couldn’t believe what her eyes were seeing. The curvature of a rising moon, immense in size, ghostly white through the intervening atmosphere, savagely cratered; a satellite ten times the diameter of their own, with no familiar markings.
“Is that... ?” Kaylee croaked.
“I hope so. I don’t want it to be something else,” Kellee said in a cracking voice.
“Something else ... like what?” Kaylee squeaked.
“Like an asteroid,” Kellee choked out. “Or a comet.” She had watched Deep Impact only last week, with disaster images still fresh in her mind. This was no asteroid or comet though; it was too big. “Jesus,” she muttered.
Cautiously, she led Kaylee to the bedroom doorway and stood safely inside it. The gigantic moon continued its slow climb above the remote horizon, expanding as it rose to claim an astounding half the available skyline. This satellite was either truly immense in size, or unimaginably close to the Earth. Though Kellee had doubts this was the same Earth that she and her sister had walked around on this afternoon.
“That is just impossible,” Kaylee muttered. “Totally, totally. Totally.”
“No shit.” Eyeing the energetic waves coming ashore, Kellee judged their height at six to eight feet. Smart enough to know that was nowhere big enough with that monster eating up the sky. And wait ... if that was east she was looking, there was something terribly wrong in Fucksville, USA. The Atlantic coast ran north and south, not east west. Where were they ... the Florida panhandle?
“I vote we close this door right now and hide under the bed,” Kaylee said.
That sounded a great suggestion to Kellee Anne, nearly irresistible. That demon moon leering at them. Not the prominent Man in The Moon formation, but a more vaguely defined set of eyes and nose, the left orb higher on the misshapen face, larger, and elongated, as though deformed in a fight or a car wreck. The nose gave it a skeletal appearance; a lopsided series of craters formed a jagged mouth. Kellee erupted in goose flesh.
“Shouldn’t those waves be higher?” Kaylee asked.
“No shit, Sherlock,” Kellee muttered.
The apparition was three-quarters above the horizon, dominating the sky like a malignancy, shimmering ghostly white. Enough light reflected from its immense surface to cast shadows at right angles to those cast by the sun. Kellee ventured halfway across the balcony, squinted upward at the hot white orb. That looked normal, at least. Only...
“Let’s go back inside,” Kaylee pleaded.
Kellee shook her head. Nothing would give her greater pleasure than losing sight of that awful face--except maybe kissing her little sister--but how come the sun created no sensation of heat on her face and hands?
“I hate that effing thing,” Kaylee said. “Make it go away.”
Kaylee tried snapping her fingers. The moon stayed put, but Kaylee laughed, at least.
“Do you know Mom wanted to name me Haylee?” Kellee said.
“What?”
“She told me that about two years ago. I was bitching about my name, and she told me to blame my father. Her choice was Haylee, spelled H-A-Y-L-E-E, but Dad shot it down. His sister that died in-utero was supposed to be named Haley.” She spelled the different lettering of the name and eyed Kaylee for comment.
“I didn’t know Dad had a sister that died,” she said.
“Neither did I. Not until Mom told me about it. I was so shocked. And grossed out, really. I can’t believe she wanted to name me after some dead sister of Dad’s.”
The idea made Kaylee shudder violently. “What made you tell me that now?”
“Don’t know,” she said, squeezing Kaylee’s hand tightly. “In case, you know...”
“You never got a chance to tell me later?” Kellee ventured.
“Uh-huh.”
Kaylee added her left hand in holding her sister’s. “Thanks ... I guess.”
Kellee chuckled darkly. “This is so fucked up.”
An extended silence followed, as the twins held hands and watched the awful moon rise and finally clear the horizon.
“So, what do we now?” Kaylee asked.
“Stick to the plan, I guess,” said Kellee, shrugging.
“With that thing up there?”
“It’s not doing us any harm.” She gazed at the unsettled ocean and the loudly breaking waves. A storm must be doing this, she decided: a hurricane maybe. She remembered the water looking exactly this way when the family visited Ocean City during Hurricane Sandy years ago. The surf was quite a bit worse than this, in fact, ready to demolish the long pier holding the Ferris wheel. She’d been surprised it hadn’t gone down, actually.
“What if these waves get suddenly a lot bigger?” Kaylee asked in trepidation.
“These waves should be two hundred feet high,” Kellee pointed out. “They aren’t. Besides, you think this Barbie Doll House would protect us if they suddenly grew into absolute monsters and decided to crush us to death. I don’t think so, Miley Smiley. Let’s go.”
Without hesitation, she freed her hand, closed her bedroom door, and followed the rope to the unguarded edge.
“No,” Kaylee moaned. “Don’t do this! Please?”
“You stay up here,” Kellee soothed. “In fact, you need to stay up here. In case I have trouble climbing back up again. We don’t want both of us stranded down on the sand, with no way up.” She imagined standing atop her sister’s shoulders, Kaylee tremblingly with effort and the inherent instability of the sand in which she stood, trying desperately to get a handhold to haul herself up, lacerating her hands and knees and breaking every single fingernail. She laughed harshly. “You definitely stay up here until I know I can climb back up, sis.”
Though unhappy about it, ignoring the demon moon as best she could, Kaylee gripped the rope and helped her sister maneuver over the edge, first sitting with her legs hanging over the side, and then twisting around and snaking the rope between her legs, gripping it awkwardly with her feet. Both suspected this attempt would end with multiple bruises and abrasions. What neither expected was that Kellee would unceremoniously zoom down the rope with a terrified yelp and land hard on her behind.
“Ow!” she protested in consternation.
“Are you okay?” Kaylee called down, obviously suppressing laughter.
“No thanks to you, yeah, I think so,” she groused. Rubbing the small of her back and twisting back and forth experimentally--so much for graceful athletics; she’d always been a klutz anyway--she pulled herself erect and tested the sand with her bare feet. How typically Kellee Andersen not to put her sneakers on first.
“Be careful!” Kaylee implored, all thought of laughter obviously gone. “For all we know, this place is infested with giant, sand-burrowing carnivorous bloodworms.”
Kellee gazed up at her sourly. “Thanks so much for that, sweetie. Anything else you want to warn me about?”
Kaylee bit her lower lip. “Just be careful, OK?”
“Right. Can you throw down my flip-flops?” She had reconsidered wearing sneakers on the sand; her feet had already settled down to her ankles. And maybe these pajama bottoms weren’t the smartest things to have on, either, when she thought about it. She brushed off her rear end in chagrin. What a dummy.
Kaylee was gone a minute and Kellee used the opportunity to investigate the basement/sand anomaly. Dropping to her knees, she crept forward and cautiously waved her hand in the void between the basement ceiling and the edge of the aberrant sand. She was again struck by the absence of any heat on her bare skin or clothing. Was infrared somehow missing from the sun’s wavelengths? Was this the sun at all? This was so fucked up.
Nothing grabbed her from the semi-darkness, and once her eyes adjusted to the gloom, she was able to make out the familiar shapes of furniture and the TV set. Not a grain of sand appeared to have fallen onto the dark green carpet, though it was hard to tell for sure in the low illumination. Curious, she tossed a handful of sand into the void. It fell normally onto the carpet below with a peppery thud.
“Huh,” she said quietly. Her flip-flops landed beside her on the sand, eliciting a startled yip.
“Sorry,” Kaylee apologized, not sounding apologetic at all.
Glowering, Kellee arose and slipped the flip-flops onto her feet, gripping the rope for support. She was truly worried about making an ascent later, especially a speedy one, should the need arise. So far, nothing had attacked her out of the sand, ditto from the tree line or the crashing surf, but that could change in a heartbeat. Shading her eyes, she scanned the ocean for signs of any ships, islands, or man made structures. She beheld nothing but an endless expanse of restless, rolling swells. Not a bird or other creature in sight, either, not even an insect. The same held true for the dense jungle to her left, thick with palm trees and other tropical looking vegetation. If not for the overwhelmingly length of it, she could easily be on the beach from Lost.
“No smoke monsters, please,” she muttered.
“What?” Kaylee called down.
“Nothing. Grab the rope. I’m gonna try climbing back up.”
“Good idea.” Grabbing the rope and staggering her feet, left foot a safe two feet back from the edge, Kaylee braced against her sister’s anticipated weight. “Ready!”
Kellee grabbed the highest knot and jumped, clenching the rope between her thighs and feet as she did rope climbing in gym. She clumsily propelled herself upward, hand over hand, twisting and grunting furiously. For a time it appeared she wouldn’t make it. Only a desperately needed hand from Kaylee at the critical moment helped her make it over the edge.
“Fuck!” she coughed, wheezing and throwing the rope aside. Kaylee urged her away from the edge; a fall would do no one any good right now.
“You OK?”
“Fuck,” Kellee repeated. “This is so fucked up.”
“Umm...”
Kellee looked up. What now?
“Look.”
As Kaylee retreated a clumsy step backward, Kellee twisted to look in the indicated direction. She yelped and scrambled to her feet and joined her sister in the bedroom doorway. A dozen yards away, a low-slung creature, not unlike a yellow alligator with a ridiculous-looking rack of antlers behind its eyes, stood half out a thick clump of bushes. The creature blinked at them rapidly, obviously confused.
“What is that?” Kaylee squeaked.
The reptile twisted its head for a better look at the twins and the misplaced half-house. It growled softly, working thick jaw muscles. Unlike an alligator, no teeth protruded along the lower jaw.
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Mera naam Rudra hai. Ek number ka harami aur besharam. Mera dimaag mere lavde mein hai, jo saala har waqt chudai ke liye uchalte rehta hai. Kasarati badan jo ghanto tak lavde ka saath deta hai. Waise toh bachpan se hi kaafi chudai ki hai. Lekin yeh wali sabse achi wali, ya yeh kahu ki sab se gandi wali hai. Main tab 30 saal ka tha. Shaadi hui nahi thi. Ghar mein rehta hi nahi tha. Naukri hi aisi thi ke sheher-sheher gaon-gaon bhatakna padta tha. Peshe se ek civil engineer, jiski degree paiso se...
Andrea Standing (part 2 of Andrea's Stand) A note at the beginning. One of the problems with writing a serial story is that the author feels a need to recap what happened in the prior portions. Please go back and read part 1, "Andrew Running". It will make this a better story. Briefly Andrew at 19, abused by his father, runs away to a distant relative, Aunt Clara. Andrew goes along with a joke played by Clara's lover Marnie, and ends up as Andrea working in Marnie's luxury used car...
There was a 70 year old grandma that moved in right next to my apartment, I was 18 at the time and my grandpa was 74. I lived with my grandpa at the time. The old grandma would come to talk to my grandpa each day, she would keep teasing him, she would flirt with him, she tried to seduce him. My grandpa ignored her at first but then he started flirting with her after a couple days. I once came out of my apartment only to see her sucking his dick outside on the porch while he was touching her...
He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...
Andrea On Her Own (Part 3 of Andrea's Stand) A Note Before: If you have not read parts 1 and 2, please go back and do so. I have spent some time trying to develop the characters involved and a brief description of the plot so far will not help you much. Chapter 1: Needing More I leaned back in my chair and stretched. It had been a long hour and a half finishing the homework from my calc. class. As I stretched I felt the sweater pressing against the breast forms and glanced...
This introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
IncestThis introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
IncestSant Ghoshal-Anand Goswami ‘pahunche huye’ siddh purush ya mahatma hn.Sundar Van ke ghane jungle me Aadiwasi basti se sata unka ‘Slddhashram’ h.swami ji vese to Raam Bhakti ki rasik shakha Sakhi Sampraday ke bhakt hn lekin vo Shiv Bhagvan ke nagn rup ke upasak bhi hn.Isi liye unke Ashram me ghuste hi ek sundar Shiva Ling sthaapit milta h. kaha jata h ki yeh ”Swaymbhu Lingam” h, arthat iska nirman kisi kaarigar ne nahin kiya, ye to uska apne aap bana prakritik rup h.ye nitya ling h. Swami ji ke...
Mandy's sickest stories - Mandy reloadedAuthor: SickoChickMandyAuthor's email: mandydarkfantasies [at] gmail [dot] comTags: F/f, torture, snuff, feet, nc, cannibalismProofread by EmmaPNote, that English is not my native language, so my writing will surely have many grammatical and syntax errors just as improper usage of expressions. I can only hope someone will still find it exciting. Be aware, this is graphic, brutal and extreme. I read it after writing and scared of myself.DisclaimerThis...
Andrew Running (part 1 of Andrea's Stand) Chapter 1: Running I called my Aunt Clara from the bus station. She didn't seem that surprised to hear from me and when I explained why I was there she told me to walk a couple of blocks to the local diner and get myself a cup of coffee. She'd pick me up in about half an hour. I sat and sipped chocolate milk and tried to eat a pastry while I glanced nervously out of the window waiting for my father to show up and force me into his...
by Millie Dynamite Jaden and I meet a few weeks after he transferred to the Naval base just outside of town. I sat on a bar stool sipping my Pappy Van Winkle when this tall African-American man in full dress uniform sat next to me. He whore captain’s bars. He possessed an air of authority. I nodded to him when perched on the next stool. He returned my nod with his own acknowledgment, in a deep voice he said, “Yo.” He spoke without looking at me. “I’ll have bourbon, make it a shot of Evan...
This is a story about seduction and transformation that’s written about a real-life sissy named Brandon Hippel, Brandon’s a cute little limp-wristed sissy-faggot from Abington Pennsylvania that loves to be humiliated and exposed online. She loves feminization, crossdressing, being exposed online, humiliation, anal play, degradation, being captioned, taking pictures, and talking to new people, so feel free to contact her through these various social media; Her kik is; HumiliationSlut2Her email...
Armand Wilson sat in his home office/study sighing. From the office, things had looked pretty good; business was on track, and Sharon appeared to be handling her new situation well. But in the car on the way home, Armand began getting bad vibes, and when he arrived at his mansion, things were even worse. Everyone on staff was walking around as if on eggshells. It took Armand about twenty minutes' worth of snooping, but the situation resolved itself -- the Hernandez' quarters were an armed...
by Oediplex 8==3~ The sweetest mom discovers her boy is both convenient and delightful. [She also recounts when her dad fucked her at nineteen!] Like the name of Madame DeVille's moniker, Cruella, some names fit the personality they are bestowed upon. Disney came up with that evil woman's apropos handle. My mother's folks named their only child, a daughter, Candy. This was shortly before the infamous 1968 movie was out. Though there were aspects of mom that paralleled the...
Well, now it's time for school. Candace and I go to a small high school, not private, but because we are so rich, it is not exactly public either. The students have been screened by my fathers' security teams; they are all exceptionally bright, well mannered, not prone to causing trouble, and to add ice cream to the pie, all are very good looking. There are 40 students, 20 boys and 20 girls. When the school was larger it had state champion quality teams in boys basketball, girls volleyball...
This is a story about a sexual FANTASY written for consenting adults. If you're not both of those, don't read it. Characters in a FANTASY don't get sick or die unless I want them to. In real life, people who don't use condoms and other safe-sex techniques do get sick and die. You don't live in a FANTASY so be safe. The fictional characters in my stories are trained and experienced in acts of FANTASY - don't try to do what they do - someone could get hurt. If you think you know somebody...
Dear sexstory friends, this is Rajesh presently working in Bangalore in an MNC and I would like to share my past experiences with you people. I am a 38 years old horny man with a slightly big cock of 8 inches and satisfied many girls and Aunties from past 20 years. Any unsatisfied girls, Ladies and widows can feel free to chat with me on The incident happened when I was 18 years old and studying PUC in Bangalore, when a new Malayali neighbours occupied the vacant house next to our home. They...
(MMF, wife sharing) At the time I write this story Andrea, (My wife) is 36 years old, and quite a knockout. She's always been into bodybuilding and has been a runner since she was a k**. With all of the attention that she has given herself, it really shows. At her age she still has a hard body, and a deep rich "California Girl" tan. Her chestnut hair is beautiful. And her dark brown eyes seem to see right through me sometimes. My Andrea is a beautiful "self made" woman that any man would be...
Nandhini Chechi fed me her excess breast milk and surrendered her pussy to my 8” cock.Dear friends, this is Rajesh presently working in Bangalore in an MNC and I would like to share my past experiences with you people. I am a 38 years old horny man with a slightly big cock of 8 inches and satisfied many girls and Aunties from past 20 years. Any unsatisfied girls, Ladies and widows can feel free to chat with me on [email protected] The incident happened when I was 18...
Disclaimer: This chapter, like all chapters of the Brandee series is intended for adults only. Additionally, no part of this story may be reproduced without the permission of the author. Becoming Brandee Chapter Fourteen: It was almost a year since I had been transformed from smart independent CD girl, Jenni, into sweet dumb and adorable bimbo, Brandee. It was also Halloween and the final evening performance of my promotional tour being staged back where it all started, the...
Andee felt a little reluctant as she stared at the calendar hanging on her kitchen wall. Scribbled in among her children’s sports and music lessons were the pending dates of her fall travel schedule again. At one time, she loved the idea of jetting off for a few days every month to another distant location for business, easily slipping into her professional role as a career woman on the move; but this time around, she felt a little hesitant.Of course, a big part of her reluctance was a direct...
Wife LoversAndee felt a little reluctant as she stared at the calendar hanging on her kitchen wall. Scribbled in among her children’s sports and music lessons were the pending dates of her fall travel schedule again. At one time, she loved the idea of jetting off for a few days every month to another distant location for business, easily slipping into her professional role as a career woman on the move; but this time around, she felt a little hesitant.Of course, a big part of her reluctance was a direct...
Wife LoversThere weren’t many people in Andee’s day-to-day life that knew about her naughty little secret. Even though she had been posing on an adult website for over twelve years, she had managed to keep it under wraps for the most part; and the people to whom she did disclose the information fell into two categories: intimate friends and persons of seductive interest.Her good friend Bella – a wild one in her own right – was someone Andee had entrusted with the knowledge. In fact, Bella had often played...
Wife LoversThere weren’t many people in Andee’s day-to-day life that knew about her naughty little secret. Even though she had been posing on an adult website for over twelve years, she had managed to keep it under wraps for the most part; and the people to whom she did disclose the information fell into two categories: intimate friends and persons of seductive interest.Her good friend Bella – a wild one in her own right – was someone Andee had entrusted with the knowledge. In fact, Bella had often played...
Wife LoversAndee carefully removed the letter from the envelope. She had just come home from work to find it placed on her pillow, plainly marked "Just For You." She knew it was from her husband, as he had departed on his business trip earlier that day. And, as he often did, he had some scheme cooked up to add a little excitement to her life. This time the plan was for her to travel to meet him at the end of his trip in Las Vegas. He was attending a trade show and managed to get an extra flight. What she...
Wife LoversI had just finished my first year of college and my mom and dad insisted that I go with them on a quick summer trip to visit one of mom’s old college buddies in Austin, Texas. Normally, I don’t mind such gatherings, but for some reason or another, Austin just didn’t appeal to me. I had been there many years before and didn’t find the city attractive. When we arrived, there were the customary hugs and greetings- since our family is Hispanic. (You have to love a culture that embraces hugging!) I...
First TimeAndee settled in for another flight. Her new job had been taking her all over the place the past few months, but the light was almost at the end of the tunnel. This trip to Las Vegas would be the last for the year. The other bonus is that she only had to spend a couple days on her own, as her husband had managed to make some changes to his own plans and would meet her for a bit of an extended weekend. The last time they had been together in Sin City, things had been … interesting. It was a...
Andee smiled as she read the text message on her phone. Before breakfast, she had sent a somewhat vague note to her friend from the night before about wanting to try Roulette again, wondering if he might interpret the suggested sexual undertones – especially after the enthusiastic round of sex from the night before. She thought for a moment, wondering just how acquainted she wanted to get with Connor. It seemed her “one-night stands” in her sexual adventure were more like weekend-long affairs,...
Wife LoversAndee settled in for another flight. Her new job had been taking her all over the place the past few months, but the light was almost at the end of the tunnel. This trip to Las Vegas would be the last for the year. The other bonus is that she only had to spend a couple days on her own, as her husband had managed to make some changes to his own plans and would meet her for a bit of an extended weekend. The last time they had been together in Sin City, things had been ... interesting. It was a...
Wife LoversAndee held her coffee in both hands as she sipped on it. Thecombination of her hangover, sexual exhaustion and lack of sleep, left her struggling to bring her mind around to some sort of clarity. Her hands were a little shaky as she stared blankly at the cup. “I’m not too sure about all the details,” she mumbled across the table at her smiling husband. He seemed to be enjoying the whole thing a bit too much and had been pressing her for some information about her encounter. She hadn’t yet...
Andee held her coffee in both hands as she sipped on it. Thecombination of her hangover, sexual exhaustion and lack of sleep, left her struggling to bring her mind around to some sort of clarity. Her hands were a little shaky as she stared blankly at the cup. “I’m not too sure about all the details,” she mumbled across the table at her smiling husband. He seemed to be enjoying the whole thing a bit too much and had been pressing her for some information about her encounter. She hadn’t yet...
Wife LoversMs Nandhini – My School TeacherBy KINGPHANTOMEmail: [email protected] 2Lesson – 1 – How to MasturbateThe morning after I Dry Humped our new class teacher’s ass on our school bus. I woke up hearing my older sister Nithya chechi (Starring “Nithya Menon”) calling out my name. “Shyam you idiot, come on get up. You are late for school. I am gonna tell mom, you better get up.” She shouted at me. It’s a curse to share a room with your older sister. She wants to decide on everything that’s...
Andee edged her way through the crowd surrounding the luggage belt. She was happy to finally be off the plane after the three hour flight from Toronto, but still had some peculiar emotions about being in Houston. Ever since her encounter with Don back at the conference in Chicago she had been maintaining a casual connection with him, mostly on a professional level. When she received his invitation to come to Texas for a few days to explore first hand some of the research developments his...
Wife LoversBecoming Brandee Chapter Eight: Sitting at my vanity I carefully outlined my lips. Then I pulled out a tube of china pink lipstick and coated them. My refection pleased me so much. Finally, I coated my pretty colored lips with two coats of shiny sticky lip gloss. I winked at Richard reflected in my mirror who was watching me get ready for work. I then stood up to face him in my freshly ironed cocktail waitress uniform. Today I would be wearing my pink uniform. I loved wearing...
Andee woke to the sound of the shower running. Looking at the digital clock beside the bed she saw that it was just after 6:00 a.m. As she sat up in the bed, she was trying to shake out the cobwebs and jetlag in her head when the realization of what had gone on the night before became obvious. She was naked but couldn’t exactly remember at what point during the night her lingerie had come off. She rolled out of the bed, made her way to the closet and pulled on a t-shirt from her suitcase. She...
Wife LoversThe whole matter began shortly after Andee’s 38th birthday. She had made one of the biggest decisions of her life and cropped her long brown hair into a cute “pixie” cut. It was a drastic change in her mind, and not long after she began to feel that she wasn’t being “noticed” as much as she had been when her hair was long. “Men prefer long hair,” she complained to her husband one night, not long after she made the dramatic transformation. But despite his constant reassurances, she still felt...
Wife LoversIt had been a long time in coming. Andee wasn’t sure if having to “pay up” for losing a friendly bet with her co-worker was just a passing joke in the hallway, or if he was serious about collecting on it. As a thirty-eight year old mom of two very active boys and career woman, she enjoyed a bit of adventure in her life and this was the second time in a year she had found herself confronted with a sexual complication with her friend. Without question, Andee had been a shameless flirt with Paul,...
Wife LoversBecoming Brandee Chapter Seven Today may be one of the most important days of my new bimbo life. I go for my job interview today. I am so nervous. I so want to get this job. Lisa seems to think I am a shoe in. But I am nervous. I so want this job. It means a lot to me and I think it will mean a lot to Richard and I know it will help continue to rein....reinfer...re...make me more comfortable as a bimbo girl happy in her role.To support me, Lisa came over and we went through my...
Disclaimer: This chapter, like all chapters of the Becoming Brandee series are intended for adult readers only. Reproduction in any form may not be done without permission of the author. Becoming Brandee, Chapter Eleven: Julie and I crawled into bed together spent as Richard retired to his room. However, just before heading up to bed, Benjamin and I shared a private moment at the door before he headed back to his home. He kissed me tenderly and told me that he'd like to see me...
We woke up mid morning the next day. I rang down to the servants house and asked that breakfast be served in about an hour. I hustled Candace into the shower, telling Candy that we couldn't play; I had a big day planned for us. And that of course set off a round of what? and why won't you tell me, and I don't care if it's a surprise, which finally ended with several swats to the ass cheeks and a gesture towards the shower. Point made, game, set, match; for now anyway. I went through...
Disclaimer: Like all chapters of the Brandee series, this one is inteded for adult readers only. Becoming Brandee, Chapter Twelve I am now in my fourth month of my tour of gentleman's clubs and adult bookstores and I am really enjoying myself. Julie came out a few weekends ago and had such a fun time watching me in my glory. She says she is going to finish up her Doctorial work sooner than expected and that we might get some more time together. I would really enjoy that as I...
“We’re here!” Grandma cried as she and Grandpa came through the front door with their suitcases. “Grandma!” the children shouted as quickly the five of them surrounded their Grandparents. Grandma and Grandpa hugged them all – letting their hands grab the firm young asses of their grandchildren. Grandma took special care to press her massive bosom against their chests feeling her nipples harden as she did. Grandpa’s large pecker had been hard since...
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Disclaimer: Like all chapters in the Brandee series, this one is also intended for adults only. And, like all other chapters, no part of this story may be reproduced without permission of the author. Enjoy. Becoming Brandee Chapter Thirteen: I think I was telling you all about my publicity and promotional tour before getting side-tracked by hygiene issues in the last chapter. Let me fill you in on a few of my adventures with some fascinating audience members who've won the "Win...
Flashback - 11 months earlier (Author's notes - the intro takes place 'right after' Andersonville 6) There were fifteen men and women crowded into the small conference area. As Colonel Myers surveyed the room, he noticed most of them, the programmers anyway, were about half his age. Barry shook his head; he was getting old. His goal was to make general before he retired, and the Andersonville project had seemed like the best way to increase his chances. The problem was, he had...
Disclaimer. This chapter, like all chapters of the Becoming Brandee strory, are intended for adult readers only Becoming Brandee Chapter Ten: Now this was totally unexpected. I had initially thought that my wife Julie and I were both to be dates for Richard and suddenly I become very aware that only my wife is Richard's date for the evening. And, once I open the front door, I will be meeting my very own date. "You look divine, Brandee," said my wife encouragingly, "Now make...
Andee folded down the top of her suitcase and zipped it shut. In a few hours she would be back in Canada, back with her husband – and after the past couple days – back on her back as she shared her experiences in Houston with the man waiting at home. She looked at Don propped up against the edge of the desk, hands stuffed into his jeans as her thoughts turned to the fun she had enjoyed on this trip. She could see the disappointment in his face as he knew their time together had come to an end....
Andee folded down the top of her suitcase and zipped it shut. In a few hours she would be back in Canada, back with her husband – and after the past couple days – back on her back as she shared her experiences in Houston with the man waiting at home. She looked at Don propped up against the edge of the desk, hands stuffed into his jeans as her thoughts turned to the fun she had enjoyed on this trip. She could see the disappointment in his face as he knew their time together had come to an end....
Wife LoversWhen we returned home I took Candace to my bedroom, laid her on her back on my bed, and tied her hands and ankles to the head and foot boards of the bed. I kissed her lightly on her lips, then began to kiss and nibble on her cheeks, eyelids, forehead, around to her ears and her neck. Her body was stock still but her breathing was quick and shallow. When I got to the front of her neck I began to work my way down the front of her body. I grabbed the scissors I left on the bed table and cut her...
Becoming Brandee Chapter one: My wife, Julie, peered into the office where I was sitting at one of computer desks typing an IM to a new friend I had recently met on the internet. "Is this the man you have been telling me about?" "It is him, honey. As I've told you he is very different than most of the others I have chatted with online and I find myself really liking him and the way he thinks." She smiled back, "A girl does need a good man to share some of...
Becoming Brandee Chapter Two: Pulling up to his condo I realized that Richard was very well off. He lived in a very exclusive part of the city and his home furnishings matched his stature and good grooming. Looking around I felt like I just had to become his maid as well as girlfriend and make sure this wonderful man had me to look after him as a sweet girl would desire to do for a man who took good care of her. I squealed with delight when he showed me my own room. It couldn't...
It was still early on Sunday night and I had the urge to talk to Marcie. She was comically critical of my commitment to get Smyth laid. "What made you volunteer for such an enormous feat, Sammy?" "I don't know." I did know, but I wasn't ready to admit to Marcie that I had heard Shirley tell me to turn the tables on Smyth for spying on me and my guests. "How do you plan to carry it out?" "I don't know." I really didn't know, but my sub-conscience was working on a plan. "Who...