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It was a good thing for Roderick to smell again the smell of battle. The sweat of men tinged by the touch of steel armour, the strong smell of horse and of leather. Sounds of men cussing and praying, swords being sharpened one last time, all under a dawn which to a warrior is, possibly, his last. And that would make it beautiful.
Upon a large wooden field-table was a map, more worthy to be called a sketch, of the surroundings. “Walter and Frederick will hold the middle with Infantry. I will ride out the right flank and try to catch their archers. Roderick and his men will hold the left,” Explained the count. He was wearing a half plate, which very well protected his vital organs.
"I beg his highness' -” Interrupted Roderick, “May I suggest -”
"No, you may not, captain. It is I who suggests, and you who does what you're told.”
Roderick said no more. The meeting was brief hereafter.

"So, what say you?” Asked Brick the lad, “What are the counts orders?”
"We have the god damn left flank.” Said Roderick quietly to his retainer. “Men!” He bellowed “To him who takes the most heads will be paid double this month!”. The men roared and he grinned.

The armies assembled on both sides of the plain, each general taking a place on a hill. “On this plain many a good fighter had died already!” One could hear Count Tuftglade shouting to the centre of the army, and the rest was unclear. Roderick looked at the terrain.
"You see,” He said to brick while the count babbled away from them, “The small hill there? You will ride there with one company of cavalry, as soon as we engage. Make it seem like a withdraw. Use the hill to flank the enemy without being seen.”
"And you, captain?”
"I will lead the infantry.”
It was an old used trick, but as they say in the north, in Roderick's homeland, achieving old age is a function of sheer toughness.
"Very well.”
"And don't take your fucking time,” Roderick exclaimed.

Roderick's scouts returned minutes after the march has started. “Sir,” said one cavalryman, “Them on the left, they be o' greater number than us. They be three companies of a hundred spearmen, and not peasants by the looks of them, professional men, backed by one group of archers.”
"Aye,” Said Roderick, “Very good work, now join the cavalry with young Mr. Brick.” The scout rode off. Roderick rode to the centre of his company to examine them as they marched. Two companies of swordsmen clad in chain and a company of sixty Northerners with their absurdly big axes. Behind them rode forty light horse. The centre of our army looked stronger than theirs while the right had only a group of a hundred knights facing their two hundred or so swords.
"If it were I, I'd switch my flanks now when I still can.” He said to himself. The enemy commander must have either been a dimwit noble or else he had something up his sleeve.
Roderick rode besides his men on the seam line between his flank and the centre army. As they entered arrow range he shout “Shields Up!” And his men raised their shields. An attachment of archers from the centre army shot in support of Roderick's flank, suppressing the archers facing them. The enemy started shooting, with only a couple of men falling on our side. Two hundred metres between them. Roderick could almost smell the steel emerging from scabbards. He could see the gleam in his men's eyes. They were the 'Raven Men', infamous for their cruelty and their prowess in battle.
"Raven Men! At attention!” Roderick the crow shouted, sitting on his black warhorse, wearing a suit of heavy chain, protective and practical, holding a Bastard Sword in his hand. He took a moment to dismount, and gave his horse to a young retainer. It is by no means smart to charge a horse into a line of spears. He walked in front of the men, who now stood to hear the word they all looked forward to. “Double time!” he shouted. They broke into a run, closing the distance. With each volley a few men fell moaning, but they ran on. The enemy line advanced until they were close, and before they took their position Roderick shouted “Charge!”.
A great roar sounded from the left flank, as three hundred men cheered for their leader. The earth trembled as they accelerated their run into a mad charge. Roderick ran into the enemy with his shield in front, deflecting a spear and skewering a young scared teen on his sword. Blood splashed into his face and he roared once more. The spearmen didn't break, but the charge was effective at lowering their spirit. He could hear the cavalry riding away.
He kicked the boys body and swung at another soldier, this one more experienced (It seems they put their greenest on the first line to take the charge. A smart move,). That one blocked his swing and took a step back from the strength of it. Roderick swung again, overhead, and the soldier dodges his blow and thurst his spear forward. Roderick Deflected it aside and kick the man's shield, putting him off balance. He swung and hit him downwards on the neck, slicing his body almost in half. From there it all became a blurry bloodbath for him.
A few moments later the cavalry came around the back, charging the archers on the back of the line. They routed at the first sight of horses, but were too slow and were cut down by the light cavalry. Then the horsemen backed away again and at once charged the spearmen rear. The charge, when it hit home, broke them and they began running.
"Advance!” Roderick roared, and the Ravens, back into lines at once, marched forward after the spearmen, who were being cut down by cavalry or collected as prisoners. Roderick's retainer rode to the main force and gave up the horse. Mounting it again, Roderick could see the course of the battle.
The Left wing routed, the enemy army was still strong on the centre, while the right flank was untouched, as the knights had, it seems, rode around it to get a chance at the archers. Count Tuftglade was running down the last of them. The swords on the right flanked our centre and were now making short work of it. Something needed to be done.
Roderick Marched his infantry into the bloody brawl in the middle, pitting them to the rear of the force, and rode to his cavalry. “Ride to Tuftglade and tell him together we will take down The enemy leader, “ He said to one of the lads.
The enemy was lead By Baron Rosewick, a wicked fighter and a mountain of a man. Tuftglade was renown for his many efforts to avoid confrontation with him, But Roderick the Crow was sure he himself could take the tall piece of shit. The scout came back saying, “He refuses.” But that was expected. “He said He must ride to the centre to strengthen it.”
"Fuck him, if so. Cavalry, with me!”

They rode, looking for the baron's company. Then they saw him, clad in silver plate, with a winged helmet which made him look godlike. He was mounted, with a bodyguard of fifty tough looking warriors, also clad in mail.
"Oi!” Roderick shout, “You big fucking piece of shit! Would you fight a real man if you ever met one?”
"Is that Roderick the Crow?” Asked Rosewick “I'll be damned. A bloody ghost.”
"I'm no ghost, only a man. And I'm going to cut you down soon”.
"It seems your men are outnumbered, though.”
"Aye.” He grinned, and he prayed to his gods as he sounded the call to charge, that his guess was correct.

As Count Tuftgale's knights took the last of the archers, they turned only to see their middle wavering in front of the masses of better trained men belonging to Baron Rosewick. The count could see a small company of cavalry fighting the Baron's bodyguard. “That bastard!” He cussed, “He does it to make me lose face, does he not?” He hesitated before he shouted “Charge!!”

Roderick sighed with relief to hear the thunder of knights. He was sure Rosewick was shitting his plate. The Baron turned to see a hundred knights behind him, to see it was all a trick. With hatered he found Roderick in the fray and got to him.
Roderick grinned. He threw his sword and took a nasty pick off the scabbard. Then he lifted his shield and almost got thrown off his horse by the Baron's first strike.
The slash was fierce and was followed by another. The baron could smell his defeat, but he wanted to kill the commoner who did this to him. But Roderick saw his fury and knew how to exploit it. He blocked two more swings, and at the third he ran his pick into the rear of the baron's horse. It went mad almost straight away, and threw the baron off. Roderick took a moment to retrieve his pick, and as the giant of a man stood up he stung down with all his might, into the Baron's Helmet. It's eye-slits squirted blood and everyone went silent. Then the rout began.


Roderick sat on a field stool, drinking mead. Brick the lad returned to camp with a long line of prisoners, escorted by his men. A young runner reached Roderick first, calling him to meet. “Aye, I'll be there soon.”
"These will probably ransom at 70 crowns,” Brick gestured at the 250 men taken. “And listen to this – The Baron's wife, Lady Alina, was with the host. She was taken by Tuftglade's men.”
"Ah, I see.” Said Roderick. “No matter. I must go to the meeting, I shall come later. Ah, find out who killed the most. I must be good on my word.”

The captains were already at the tent as he entered. They grew silent at once. “Roderick,” Said Tuftglade after a while. “Come, sit.”
"Aye, Your highness.”
"It was quite reckless to fight the Baron like that,” He said
"But still, our force was in trouble, and something had to be done. I took his head.”
"Yes, and to him must go the spoils. So must be done.” said ser Walter.
"Thank you, Ser Walter, for clarifying that.” Said the Count with some irritation. “Roderick, you will be knighted and given as fief the village of Culdun in Tuftglade county - “
"If I may Interrupt, your Highness,” Roderick said with command in his voice, “It is customary in the north to let a man choose his bounty on such an occasion. I bid on taking the Ex-Baroness as hostage. Land I want not.”
"It may not be done.” Said Tuftglade with anger. “She is of gentle birth and I will not let her be taken by a sav- a... captain of mercenaries.”
"Consider this,” Roderick grimaced, “I won you the battle. And next time, I may well be on the other side, sticking my sword in your noble gut, your highness. We northerners hold tradition very highly.”
Tuftglade looked intimidated. He stuttered something, and then got his act together again. “Ah. I see, Did I hurt your precious tradition?”
"Sire,” ser Frederick Interrupted, “Consider, a third of our remaining army is northerners.”
"Wh...” The count was at a loss. “Very well, you can have the wench. She is going to be branded a traitor as it is. The fief you will not be getting, of course.”
"Ah, but we've more fights to fight and more nobles to slay, your highness. I reckon you will see that I am a man worthwhile to indulge.”
He left the tent.
The prisoner camp was small and dirty. A large part of the enemy army was held there. The Lady sat inside, treating the wounds of a young man. She was a tall woman and very shapely, with large breasts that could be noted from under her dress. She had long, blonde hair and a comely face.
"It's a rich thing for a noblewoman to treat soldiers like this,” Roderick said with some gloat in his voice, “Haven't anyone told you we carry diseases?”
She looked at him angrily. Hatred was in her eyes. “You are that sellsword, the Crow, aren't you?”
"Aye, that I am.” he grinned.
"You murdered my husband, they say.”
"Felled him in battle I did.”
"It is the same. God will have you in the end.”
"Your god has nothing on me,” Roderick grinned “I have my own gods. Men, take her. And take her chambermaids too.”
The hatred turned into fear as men started grabbing her maids, and Brick took a step towards her.
"What is the meaning of this?”
"Ah,” Roderick said, “The noble Count Tuftglade gave you to me as a prize. You are mine now.”
He gave her a last, nasty smile, and rode off to his camp while his men carried her and six more maids back with force.

In the western part of the army encampment stood Roderick's large tent. It was as large as his status allowed him.
Inside were Roderick and Brick, three young lieutenants, and a soldier called Ralph, who was the one who killed the most enemies by far – he had killed 13 men that battle. He was in the Infantry and Roderick saw that he was a promising man, although too close to his own age for his taste.
"Well, lads, you will have no need for whores tonight. Bring in the prize!” Roderick said, with a cheerful smile.
Three of the chambermaids were brought in. They were dressed in southerner garbs, the three of them – One, who was a short haired blond wore a dress of purple silk, with a small hat that looked to Roderick like a bun. The dress emphasized her large bosom. She looked like she was going to cry. Another, also blond with shoulder length hair, wore a shorter dress the colour green,with thigh – high boots underneath. If the first girl looked miserable, this one was crying, being dragged by two soldiers. The third, a short haired brunette, was slim with small, perky tits and a beautiful face. She wore a simpler dress of cotton, a brown one. She looked more like a servant girl and a commoner. Of all the three she seemed accepting her fate the best, although it was apparent she was crying too a short time ago. Her look was resolved now.
"Hahaha. Now ladies, show us what you can do!” Cried Brick the lad and unfastened his pants belt. The girls looked terrified. “Roderick, you think these are virgins?”
"I bet at least one of them is. Agh... Let's make bets.” Said Roderick. The girl with a purple dress started to cry, while the brunettes lips disappeared into a thin line. “I say... that big tits there is no virgin, no way. The small one also. She, though,” He gestured at the middle girl, with the longest hair, “is one for sure.”
"Dibs on that, then!” Brick howled in laughter and took a step forward. He grabbed the crying girl by the hair and pushed her on the table in the middle.
"Is he just going to rape her?” Asked a lieutenant named Glen, a young man recently promoted. “Just like that?”
"Aye, he is. I don't know how them southerners do it, but we in the north handle our prize roughly.” Said Roderick. They watched as Brick dropped his pants revealing a large, erect dick. He lifted the dress off the girl when Roderick stopped him.
"Brick, where are your manners? The first taste should go to Ralph.”
They all laughed. Brick laughed the most. He gave way to Ralph, who with satisfaction took out his penis, ripped the girl's panties off and stuck it inside her. She gave a shrill cry. He took it out for all of them to see the blood. “Aye, the Captain's right!” He said and stuck it back in, starting to fuck her. Brick took the other blond, who did nothing to oppose him, lay on the floor and saddled her upon his shaft. She took it with a cry, it was large. He laughed and started working. All the men in the tent knew Roderick's taste. He eyed the third girl with pleasure. “You, come here,” He told her. The men holding her threw her forward. He unfastened his belt and took out his penis. “On your knees.” He commanded. She defied him until he slapped her in the face and repeated his order. With tears in her eyes, which from up close he saw were grey, she got on her knees. She didn't need further instruction, and all by herself she took him in her mouth. It felt good. The girl had a small mouth, and his dick did more than fill it. She had a hard time sucking it. He took her by the hair and pushed himself inside her throat. More tears filled her eyes as she started to choke and cough. He took it out, gave her very little time to breath, and pushed it back in, pushing against the back of her throat. Near him, other men took initiative. The girl saddled on Brick now had a dick in her mouth. It was Glen's. He was more gentle than Roderick but he seemed to be enjoying himself. The blonde on the table was being fucked by Ralph, but her head was tilted back on the edge of the table. A lieutenant, older than Glen whose name was Christopher, came round the table and pushed his dick inside her mouth, effectively penetrating her throat. When he took it out after a few thrusts, the girl lifted her head and puked a lot of saliva all over herself, messing up her face and hair, but he only laughed and thrust it back inside.
Roderick was fucking the brunettes mouth. Her eyes were full of tears and her chin and small, perky breasts were messy with slimy saliva. He took a few last, deep thrusts inside her throat and took out his penis. She breathed hard, but didn't cry. “You have quite an endurance” He said with a crooked smile. Then he pushed her on all fours. “Let's see if you're a virgin.”
His penis was slippery with her saliva and it came right in her small pussy. She had no hair down there and he wondered if she really was that young or did she shave it. She gave a small moan, which surprised him. She was awfully wet, he noticed, and not a virgin. He started fucking her roughly, grabbing her by the hair while at it. Her pussy was tight and moist, and it welcomed with satisfactory ease. She thrust her head into the ground and moaned some more. He noticed that the boys were becoming rowdy. Another officer positioned himself near Brick's wench, and he was getting ready to stick it up her ass. Roderick pulled the black hair up so she would see. “Look at her face, cause I'm gonna do that to you very soon.” Both the girls eyes were full of fear.
As the young man stick it in the busty blonde's ass, she gave a sharp cry that was somewhat muffled by the dick in her mouth. He started fucking her vigilantly while she screamed with pain. Glen could hold it no more. He shoved himself all the way into her throat and cum. The girl choked on his sperm, and some of it came out of her nose. He got off and the room was filled with her coughing and screaming.
Gradually the men started to cum. Roderick felt ready. He took out his dick and quickly and without warning shoved it up the brunette girl's ass. Her scream of pain had amplified his pleasure. He fucked her quickly. Her anus had started bleeding.
The only ones remaining unsatisfied were now Ralph, Roderick and Brick. Ralph took his dick out of the girl, and went to her head which now looked ruined with cum and saliva. He started fucking her mouth and she no longer resisted. He picked up the pace, and cum in her throat. She just swallowed it. Brick gave out a cry, and gave four more powerful thrusts, then he exploded inside the girl's wet hole. Roderick felt ready now. He took out his dick and pulled the girl up by her hair. He Slapped her face with it. His dick was quite messy and smelly by now, from her ass, which was not clean. He shoved it down her throat again and started fucking. Her eyes were full of tears. As he was almost too close, he took it out, put the hole of his penis against her nostril and came inside it with a roar. The cum shot down her sinuses and end up filling them and her throat, choking her a little. She gagged. He shot another spurt on her face, all the way across it, still holding her by the hair.
He sighed with relief. It was a long long time now since he had such fun with a girl. He looked at her. She lay on the floor and sobbed, but he thought she took it quite well. The girl who still lay saddled on brick cried loudly “My bum, it hurts”, and the girl on the table seemed to have fainted.
"Take these two to the men, with the other girls. Tell the soldiers each may have one girl only and only once. As to this one - “ He mentioned at the brunette, “Well, dress her up and put her in confines. She's mine alone.”
The guards took the girls out. The men dressed themselves.
"Well, Raven Men, now we can go on and discuss strategy,” Said Roderick the Crow with a big, nasty smile.

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Joe continued licking working his tongue deeper into Anita’s her cunt before moving up towards her clit. Pulling back the top part of labia he revealed an erect clit and as his tongue brushed it Anita shivered with pleasure, then he began to really to go to work on it with his tongue and mouth, flicking it and sucking it, until Anita was almost screaming with pleasure. Looking up at Karen “Can you not shut her up for a few minutes” Karen smiled and moved so that she was squatting over Anita’s...

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The Misadventures of Anita Chapter 4

Anita woke and saw it was 9.00pm by her watch, she knew Karen and Joe would not be home until much later from the party so took the opportunity to shower and wash her hair. Stepping from the shower she wrapped her body in a towel and went back to the bedroom and opened the locked wardrobe and looked at all her fetish clothes and dressing up clothes and smiled. After John had passed she had wanted to sell it all but too many memories were there and she kept it and tried it on when Karen was out...

3 years ago
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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 5

Ron Weasely snuck along one of the less travelled corridors of Hogwarts on his way to a rendezvous with his s*siter and lover, Ginny. For precaution's sake he wore Harry Potter's invisibility cloak, which he had snitched at his s*siter's request and donned after leaving the more crowded parts of Hogwarts. After all, it would hardly do to have an unseen presence bumping into people. Finally he reached the room that Hermione had dubbed "The Chamber of Eros", Ginny called "the Love Room" but that...

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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 3

The holidays were coming and Hermione was miserable.Everything had started so well. The group sex at the Burrow has been the most wonderful experience of her life. The only thing that had remained was to give up her virginity to Ron or Harry and then the whole school year would belong to the four of them.That was where the trouble started. Both were so eager to be her first that neither would let the other have a shot at her. Every time she brought the subject up it started a fight.It would...

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The Redshirt Misadventures

Shhhk...Crash! Your naked body just went sailing through the air, passing through an automatic door before slamming against the bulkhead. Dazed and not quite sure how or why you're now laying in the middle of the corridor, you look back in the direction from which you came and see a very angry Andorian woman, Lieutenant zh'Thracia, standing in the doorway to her quarters, also completely naked. Her antennae, which you had just learned the hard way are NOT erogenous zones, point straight at you...

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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 7

"Myrtle?" asked Harry as he slipped into the prefect's bathroom. It was two days after the contest involving the mermen and he was here to pay a debt. It was a debt he had mixed feelings about. On the one hand Myrtle had helped him. On the other hand she could be deeply annoying.On the third hand, she was a great fuck, which is what he was here for, spray bottle of Solidifying Potion in his robe's pocket."Harry!" The wispy voice came from the drain of the richly appointed prefect's bathtub....

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The Misadventures

Just enjoy :) "Get down on the floor and suck my clit, you're my bitch now" She said in a cool calm way. "You can't be serious?" I question her, puzzled as to why she called me to this dinner. "Oh I am, if you don't get on the floor and lick my cunt right now, I'll call your parents and tell them just what a cam whore their 18 year old daughter has become." She takes out her phone and shows me my parents number on her mobile. "Now do I press dial?" She asks with a...

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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 2

Harry and Ron stood in the doorway, their mouths moving like those of fish caught out of water. Hermione smiled at them condescendingly."Didn't it occur to you to wonder why no one else came up, with all the noise we were making? Of course not. Boys!"She got out of bed and marched menacingly towards them. "I cast a spell to keep sound from leaving this floor. Now if you don't do exactly what I say, I'll drop it and both Ginny and I will start screaming. Got that?""Y-y-y-y-y," was all they could...

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THe Misadventures of Anita Chapter 1

Her world had ended for her exactly three years ago today, when John had dropped dead off a heart attack in his chair, he just came in sat down and said he was going to have a nap and that was it he never woke up, and it had left Anita totally lost. If had not been for her daughter she would have taken her own life that night, but Karen was only 16, and that would have been too much for her to loss both parents on the same day and she had loved her daughter almost as much as John had. Now she...

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The Misadventures of Candy Hart

Candy awoke to the familiar feeling of her husband, Andrew (always Andy to his wife,) spooning up close behind her, one of his hands gently cupping one of her soft melon-like breasts and squeezing it as he slept. She giggled and gave her backside a little wiggle as she felt the stiffness wedged between her plump ass cheeks. She put her hand over his as he gave her soft titflesh another squeeze and saw there was still another ten minutes before Andy's alarm. "Baby... Your little friend is poking...

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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 6

"Bitch!" Hermione heard her friend, and lover, Ginny growling as she stomped angrily towards her."Excuse me?" she said, hoping that she wasn't the target for Ginny's rather formidable temper."Oh! Not you Hermy. That Ravenclaw cow, Cho Chang.""Been sniffing around our Harry has she?""Oh, that I could deal with. He's been sniffing around her!""Tell me about it. Ever since that bint Fleur Delacour showed up from Beauxbaton Ron hasn't so much as put a finger on me. Or in me.""I know. He doesn't...

3 years ago
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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 1

"You don't mind sharing a bed?" asked Ginny as Hermione set her suitcase down in her room."Oh no," said the older girl. "In fact I'm quite looking forward to it. It should be quite cozy."In fact Ginny had no idea how cozy she intended to make it. When she had learned that Harry was also coming here she had begun making plans. Plans that would end quite delightfully for all concerned if everything worked out well.She watched the younger girl appraisingly as she stripped down and put on a loose...

2 years ago
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The Many Misadventures of Young Adults pt 4

It was Christmas morning and the Gryffindor dorm was empty except for Ginny and Ron Weasely, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Harry always stayed at Hogwarts because he and the Dursley’s, the Muggle f*mily he lived with, both preferred it that way. Ron and Hermione usually stayed to keep him company and this year, at Hermione's suggestion, so had Ginny. This year the girls had some special "presents" planned for the boys. As the boys came down the steps into the common room they saw both...

3 years ago
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The sexual misadventures of Mary

Mary is a bright and proud young girl. Despite the protests of her family she is independent and open minded. She is short with dark hair. And although many potential suitors lust after her ample breasts, wide hips or big brown eyes she has so far rejected all marriage offers. Mary knew that if she did not pick soon from one of her many suitors that her family may grow impatient and simply pick for her. Her father was not usually a cruel man but when his bitter rival had secured a husband to...

Mind Control
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The Misadventures of Nylogirl

Megalopolis is a crime riddled city in dire need of a hero, or in my case, heroine. My name is Julie Hosaree, but my alter ego is Nylogirl. From what I can recall from my broken memories, I'm the result of genetic experimentation, an attempt at a super solider. While I have the super strength and speed there are some... Side effects. My powers only work when I'm aroused, my 4" cock must be at full attention or I'm just plain ol' Julie, nurse at a local hospital. Since my power depend on me...

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Morgans Misadventures Giving in to my cousin

December 05, 2011 “Wow it’s so big!” said my brother, peering out of the car window. “It’s even bigger on the inside!” My dad shot back, chuckling as we pulled into the driveway. I just rolled my eyes in the back seat, I didn’t feel like laughing at jokes yet. The end of the road trip to my Aunt’s mansion quickly reminded me of my circumstances. A few nights ago our house caught fire and we were forced to relocate. My dad threw a party and someone bought that rum that you can light on fire....

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Misadventures of Harper pt 2

We arrive at the penthouse a short time later and Bud escorts me to the penthouse but doesn’t get off the elevator. I exit and head to what has now become my room. Lucifer let me have a few photos of friends and family to make it more personal as well as pick new bedding and a few accessories. I’ve found that Lucifer isn’t too bad as long as you don’t cross him and I never plan to do that. There’s a knock on my door while I’m getting ready to change clothes, “Come in”. My personal guard...

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Morgans Misadventures My first boyfriend

November 3, 2008 “psssst! don’t stare people will see” Mary-Lou swatted at my shoulder whispering quietly. I looked over and saw her wearing a devilish grin on her face. I responded with a stern look and snapped my attention back to what I was staring at. She knew, he probably knew, maybe they all knew, who knows. The only thing I knew is I was looking at the back of Sean’s head, a guy I recently took interest in. Sean and I had known each other since middle school, like most of our high...

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Wu Meis Misadventures Christmas Elf

Wu Mei worked as a waitress at Benny's Pizza but was now making extra money doing odd jobs at a big hotel. But the hours were terrible. She had worked 20 hrs a day the last 3 days. Sometimes she could barely see straight and even simple things were hard. But getting enough money to visit her husband made it all worthwhile. She needed to see him, particularly after the shocking things that happened on Halloween. She had been working overtime at Benny's and had to deliver a late pizza to some...

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Misadventures of a College Youth

Victoria arrived in Chicago about two weeks ago and is only now settling into her dorm on campus. Coming from a small town in Iowa, she is shocked at the vastness of the big city. Though shy, in the first couple of weeks of classes she manages to make a small group of girlfriends. It is this group of three other girls, two of them native Chicagoans, that Victoria accompanies out tonight. The Swollen Susie, a cramped, cheap punk club that admits 18andups but still serves alcohol is where...

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Wu Meis Misadventures Party Waitress

She came to America 3 years ago, 42 yrs old, couldn’t find a good job and her husband was refused entry because he did something stupid back in Shanghai. Wu Mei couldn’t even afford airfare to visit him. Three years without a husband and Wu Mei had few friends. How could she find friends when she worked such long hours? It was 5 minutes to 11pm, she could go home in just a few minutes. Waiting, she remembered two terrible incidents that had happened to her over the past year. One time she...

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Wei Chus Misadventures Halloween

Away from home for the first time, Jack and Peter, both 18, were watching TV in the small old house they had rented on the outskirts of town. That’s all they could afford while going to university. They had just come home from a Halloween party, Jack dressed as a pirate and Peter as a warlock. Peter was pissed off because his girlfriend was wouldn’t even let him get to first base. “She just pushed me away when I tried to feel her tits. What kind of girlfriend is that? How am I ever going...

3 years ago
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Wei Chus Misadventures Independence Day

“She just pushes me away when I touch her tits. What kind of girlfriend is that? How can I learn anything that way?” “At least you have a girlfriend, Ben. I just keep striking out.” “My cock is so lonely I’d take any female who walks through that door.” “Ben, when has any girl walked through that door?” “Well, who knows, it can happen. And then, I swear I’ll get some.” “Bet you no female comes through that door and if one does, you’d get no where.” “OK, two bucks says some...

3 years ago
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Misadventures with Beverly

A few years back, separated from my first wife and before I met my current wife, I spent a lot of time on one of the popular online hookup sites.I spent most of my time in the Carolinas chat room, and one day I started up a chat with a woman who lived in my town. We continued to chat in private for a few nights, until one day we realized we worked right across the street from each other. Our chats were getting progressively hotter, and by now we’d exchanged phone numbers. We had phone sex a few...

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Mackenzies Misadventures

Mackenzie Fairbairn, a beautiful young woman, is about to go through a series of misfortunes and mishaps she never could have seen coming. The day began innocently enough before everything began to go wrong. The question is...

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Star Wars Perilous Misadventures

Star Wars as a Galaxy, even before the house of Mouse taking things over, had no shortage of hot women in it, the number of races alone are mind blowing, from Human to Zabrak to Twilek to Sith purebloods, anything was possible, and in this story, provided you stay within the rules of this site, anything is possible to you as well. So, where will it be? And who will be your damsel to distress? Do you stay in the movies? Or maybe the old EU? Possibly the Games have your attention, or maybe the...

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Chelseas Humiliating Misadventures

It's been a long day for Chelsea Arlington, the leader of the cheerleaders, prom queen and (known to everybody since their first day at school) queen bee of the Clayton high-school. The 5'9" 20-year old blonde bombshell, right now approaching her white Mercedes S-class, spend the whole day dealing with this disgusting bunch of so-called teachers, actually just old, poor, smelly grandparents without any hobbies in life, as well as the lots of other lesser beings, like the losers from the maths...

Fetish
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Misadventures of the Invisible Pervert

After months of trial and error, Ryan has finally done it. He achieved the secrets of invisibility into an elixir that he created. He decides to experiment it on himself right away. At first, there was no reaction after drinking it. He thought there was something wrong. He looked into the mirror, then his hands, legs, body and face slowly started fading away. There was a delay effect, it took about 10 seconds for him to turn completely Invisible. All he could see now is a empty clothing...

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Barts misadventures

The sun is shining on the bright room of Bart Simpson as he wakes up to notice the small pathetic 2 inches of morning wood in his krusty the clown undies”sigh” “oh when will you ever grow” said Bart! Bart was popular in school but there was just one secret! He has the smallest penis in Springfield if word got out that he was the smallest man in Springfield god only knows how bad he’d be treated!

Fantasy
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Jared misadventures in new Orleans based on real experiences

Authors note : so far this is based on my personal account but may add my own fantasys to keep it interesting. Hey everyone its me jared. But often called "JackoffJared " online when doing live shows online. I just love the thought of getting people off from my home but was a little too timid for much else. Hell i have only really kissed a girl on her cheeck so far. Needless to say im a 20 almost 21 year old virgin. I have blondehair thats normallya little long. Only really down to my glasses...

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Bayley misadventures

Bayley went to WWE headquarters so she can talk to Vince McMahon about the direction of her character. when she saw Vince, she went to talk to him directly. -excuse me, Vince, but i want to talk about something important- Bayley said with a tone of voice that while sounding decisive, it had a hint of nervousness. -ok, want do you want to talk to, make it quick, i have a reunion in 10 mintues- Vince said, making Bayley having a little of hope for the conversation. -well Vince, i want to talk...

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futa katies misadventures

:January 4: Beep Beep Beep Katie's alarm sounded at 8.00 am in the morning reaching over to it she turned it off "guess it's time to get up"she thought yawning and blinking a few times to get her focus before getting out of bed. Currently dressed in her pajamas a shirt that ended mid thigh and a pair of panties she stretched preparing herself for the day ahead while doing so she looked at herself in the mirror. Katie was a attractive 19 year old girl she had short brunette colored hair and...

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Misadventures of a Sorceress

We begin this unfortunate tale of dibochery in a strange and colorfull tower in the shape of a very erect phallus. Our heroine is getting ready to start her adventure at the very start of her adult life. As our heroine readies herself, she begins to choose what to wear. The only problem is anything can happen.

3 years ago
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Misadventures of Karen

Wrote this for someone. Might be a small series, i dunno. Late in the Winter evening, Karen sat down at her computer searching through her email with a glass of wine as she did almost every night after a long day of work at the office. Strolling through her emails Karen noticed a peculiar one from a coworker titled "Busted!". Karen was curious and opened the email to find picture after picture of her dressed up in super revealing women's clothes and exposing her ass for the world to see....

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Misadventures with Beverly

A few years back, separated from my first wife and before I met my current wife, I spent a lot of time on one of the popular online hookup sites.I spent most of my time in the Carolinas chat room, and one day I started up a chat with a woman who lived in my town. We continued to chat in private for a few nights, until one day we realized we worked right across the street from each other. Our chats were getting progressively hotter, and by now we'd exchanged phone numbers. We had phone sex a few...

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Detectives Misadventures

Nazia Choudhary is a diligent, upstanding, goody two Senior Detective in the Police Department. She is also a woman of the Muslim faith, who wears the hijab (headscarf) as an expression of her identity. She is incredibly proud of who she is and her achievement as a sharp detective. She dresses smartly but a tad conservatively. She is extremely dedicated to her work which comes at the expense of her private life. Nazia is prudish, uptight, a tad haughty, and always dresses well, fully covered....

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Pete and Kerrys sexual misadventures Book 2

Chapter 1 I called Kerry and told her that 2 unmarked parcels had arrived at my place and she said she'd meet me straight after work and not to open them until she was there. I was very excited and got instantly hard as soon as I thought about the contents of those unremarkable packages. “Where are they?” Kerry asked, as soon as she arrived, clearly as excited as I was. I’d put them on the dining room table and we sat opposite each other and looked at them. “You open one first" she...

2 years ago
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Pete and Kerrys sexual misadventures

I'd been divorced for nearly a year when I bumped into Kerry whilst shopping. Kerry and I had gone out for 3 turbulent years from when she was 17 and I was 19. I had loved her massively and she had broken my heart when she had decided to end it. In fact she had broken my heart on several occasions during our relationship when she cheated on me several times. Like a fool I’d taken her back each time. We shared a house together and I had honestly imagined marrying her. After we Kerry and I had...

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