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Betsy was just exasperated as she felt him awkwardly pushing his pecker into her pussy. She knew that in just a few strokes he would squirt and then pull out and fall asleep. That is not what she expected from a husband.

It’s not that she was a sex queen herself, but the few guys that she’d experienced had known a lot more than he did. Especially the older married one that had convinced her to take off her panties the first time. She still had fond memories of what he did.

What could she do?

Finally, she decided to have a conversation with an older cousin who always seemed so happy in her marriage and would drop hints about how good their sex life was.

Karen offered her some wine, something she was not used to drinking and it really helped her open up quickly. Karen listened carefully and asked some questions. A big one was, “Why didn’t you find this out before you married him? You weren’t a virgin, after all, from what you say.”

“Yeah but I had just enough sex to know what I am missing now. I thought he was too religious or polite to try to get some before we got married, not such a dumb shit. Now I know what a big mistake it was not to insist.”

Karen absorbed that, “Having an affair might give you some thrills but wouldn’t help long-term so don’t go that way. I know.”

Those last two words shook Laurie, “Uh, what did I just hear?”

Karen smiled and said, “a year ago I was feeling like you do and screwed around with a couple of guys. When the first one didn’t make me feel any better, I tried a second. He didn’t either so I figured I was on the wrong track.” Her imagination made Betsy’s pussy tingle little bit.

“But you seemed very happy with your husband now. What did you do to make it better? That’s what I need!”

Karin refreshed their wineglasses and watched Betsy’s face as she talked. “I happened to run across a previous boyfriend that I’d had pretty good sex with before I met my husband. We were trading notes and he told me about an older woman that he’d taken up with after we split. He said that she had taught him a lot about pleasing women he never knew. When he asked if I would be interested in feeling the difference, I was very tempted but said I would think on it a bit, remembering my previous experiences. I finally figured this would be different and gave him a call and yes indeed, he was much better than I remembered. I had no intention of taking up with him beyond that but asked to meet this woman.

We were introduced and spent a good bit of time talking. She was sympathetic and said she would love to teach my husband. She held my hand, “Honey, I’ve fucked for fun and for love. I’ve fucked for money and as a thank you. I’ve fucked for babies and for sympathy. I’ve even fucked to be mean and I’m sure there are other reasons I can’t think of right now. I can’t think of a better way to use my body than to improve the lives of a married couple. Let’s get to planning.

It took some figuring by me, her, and my ex-boyfriend to figure out how she could get my husband in a situation he couldn’t refuse. While my husband was in training, I took up my ex-boyfriend since he wasn’t getting as much of her pussy. My own abilities improved this way too. I knew what she’d been working on so checked it out and praised my husband without asking how he knew.

Finally, she and I gently confronted him and explained all that had gone on. He cried and kissed her goodbye and took me away on a second honeymoon weekend. Neither of us have any interest in others since.

So Betsy and Karen worked on a scenario where Karen would seduce Betsy’s husband. Betsy would have some fun and training with Karen’s husband too. He was in on the plan and looked forward to enjoying fresh pussy

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“What a beautiful evening to be out! ” Lynn thought to herself as she cruised through the streets of NYC in her new red BMW convertible. She had looked forward to seeing her old friend from school for quite a while, and now she was on her way. She had chosen her favorite crimson latex pleated cheerleader’s skirt, a white satin tie top, and white platform knee boots to finish off the outfit. “Very hot, indeed...” she thought while getting dressed. She was right. Looking down at her self while...

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DogmanOh Shit

And Dismay Day twenty-six, 4:49 pm I ran to Vala, and picked her up. Carrying her into the living area, I set her on one of the couches and checked her over. She seemed ok, and I took the cloth that Charlene brought me and I wiped her head and let Jane check her over. Jane set the medkit down and opened it after she gave her a checkup. "I don't know what set her off, but she's healthy. She just needs this," Jane said as she pulled out an ammonia capsule and broke it under Vala's...

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The PsychicChapter 8 Scared shitless

Victor Victor opened the door to the suite, and swept Amber off her feet before she could walk in. Letting his mom, sister and daughters go before them. Then with a kiss, he carried a giggling Amber into the room, and set her down. "What's so funny?" he asked. "You're supposed to wait until after you get married to do that," Annabelle replied. "Oh!" Victor said as he scratched his head and then added, "Why didn't anyone tell me that?" "Because it was cute that you thought of...

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Chicken Shit

“What a beautiful evening to be out! ” Lynn thought to herself as she cruised through the streets of NYC in her new red BMW convertible. She had looked forward to seeing her old friend from school for quite a while, and now she was on her way. She had chosen her favorite crimson latex pleated cheerleader’s skirt, a white satin tie top, and white platform knee boots to finish off the outfit. “Very hot, indeed…” she thought while getting dressed. She was right. Looking down at her self while...

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Life Lessons In The Key Of Oh Shit

I woke up, blinked a few times and looked around the room, quickly noting all the unfamiliar feminine accoutrements that declared this to be a woman's room. Even after all this time, it still felt a little strange to wake up to these things. It was my girlfriend's flat and I was the sort of guy who liked his own personal space. I rolled over, put an arm around her and she snuggled up closer to me. However, at that moment, personal space couldn't have been further from my...

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Oh shit

I remember when i was 17 i was at this girls house there parents were out she was sucking my hard cock i'd masterbate alot beacause i was a virgin so it was taking awhile. I got so bored that i read a book then i hear a (creeek) then her father walked in the first thing i thought was. Throw the book at him! i throwed the book at him and got him in the face he starts to have a total spazim throws his daughter out the way and grabs my shoulders mean while i finally had an eretion in total fear he...

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Dont Give Me That Goodygoody Shit

Meredith, who I like to call Mary, was a virgin on her wedding night. I wasn’t and that was a good thing so we ended up having a pretty good time in bed. I’ve been teaching her both with “hands-on”, erotic stories, and videos on the Internet about the potential our bodies have for fun when naked with each other. I’d quickly learned that she was curious as hell about sex but had never had any opportunity to explore it. She wasn’t working so I had her check out things online and make a list of...

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BSC10 Jared Reznik Becomes a DadChapter 23 Whos a Chicken Shit

Vanessa Benson was totally shocked at the suggestion of an eleven year old girl doing a BSC type Presentation - but do it the girl did. Vanessa herself would have advised against such a sexually provocative act in her grade school class. Doing a Presenting was one thing when done at Blanke Schande College by young adults but doing it here in a public school amongst her ten and eleven year old students was another thing completely. She would have even gone so far as to say it was wrong! But...

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Most of the Time Swinging Is Bullshit

These stories are fictional. While the stories were inspired by real events, none of the characters are representations of real people. Any similarity to persons, either living or dead, is purely coincidental. 1. Jen There are two big problems for an over fifty man who marries an under thirty woman. First, you don’t want to act like “Mr. Know It All,” and second, you are always a little afraid your performance may not always be as good as it was when you actually were thirtyish. I met...

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Lightning in a BottleChapter 17 Bigger and Better Things

June 5, 1981 Graduation Night In this life, my graduation from high school took place the day before my eighteenth birthday. Mom and Dad surprised me with a present to celebrate both occasions. It was a mid-seventies Datsun four-door sedan, light brown in color, and still in decent shape. Finally, I had my long-cherished set of wheels. My parents did, however, insist that I commit to finding work during the summer each year I was in college. I'd use part of what I earned to help pay for...

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