Patrick Looses His Manhood
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Patrick Becomes PatsyCross dresser, Oral/Anal, Multiple Partners, Handball, Fist, Flashing, Kinky, ExtremePatrick watched the weather report as another hurricane headed his way thinking “I need to get Patsy ready, Desmond is due in 2 hours”. Patrick was an in the closet transvestite, 100% male by day and a shapely cross dresser by night. At a height of 5ft, slim, a head full of hair, shaped eyebrows and completely hairless elsewhere with the latest in natural feeling artificial breast, Patsy...
Patrick strikes againThe morning after been fucked wildly by Patrick, I woke up next to Victor. He smiled and said he was having a terrible headache; he was sure it was due to the excess of red wine during dinner.Victor told me he would stay at bed. Then I told him I would go to the beach to enjoy the sun, but I would come back to him in less than two hours.I put on a sexy green lime thong that barely covered my shaved mound; my sexy heeled sandals and a long pareo skirt completed my outfit....
Rodin the axe keeper formerly known as Patrick or "boy" could hear the vociferous shouts of his 6 month old tiny Norseman even up on the high ground above his humble hut. Thank the Gods that the milk was still flowing from the breasts of Gwen, his part Romany and part British life-mate. Patrick was amused that his deep thrusting into Gwen's still tight pussy managed to force little spurts of creamy liquid to shoot out from her well-nibbled nipples no matter how hard she tried to restrain...
Patrick knew he was slowing down a bit both in the skillful use of his axes and in the spirited unfurling of his friendly weapon below his belt. He had no idea at all at how old he was now but when he tried to figure the total number of winters that he could remember, he came up with almost two-score years. That made him an elder in the hierarchy of the raiding village community. His wife of many years, Gwen, had become noticeably rotund of late and her once beautiful black hair now was more...
Get it? Good. My story is about the first older man who I ever had sex with. I was fifteen years old never been with a girl, ever, always was attracted to cock. Any way I had however been with three guys my own age at this point and was open to about everything. I was in my Emo phase, with jet black hair and super skinny body at that point and a lot of gay guys found me attractive and I liked that. I never had to go far to find cock. Even recorded my sexcapades for on-line posting a...
(THE STORY OF PATRICK'S DAUGHTER EVE) The long voyage home was uneventful. The crew members were pleased with the booty taken and most of the hostages were already under the wing of one crew member or another. Patrick sported the mother and two daughter family group in his cabin day and night. The sounds of their whimpers and grunts spurred the others into frenzied copulation right out on the deck. Eve was well satisfied with the two young lads placed into her care. They were full grown...
Eve looked around the great hall. The once proud clan of raiders was no longer. Their ranks were filled with slave replacements and mostly young men without the seasoning needed to instill terror in the hearts of their intended targets. In fact, several of the crews had some female fighters serving with valor to make up for the shortage of fully trained warriors. Eve considered that she was an exception because she was the daughter of Patrick and rightfully sailed forth on his flagship to...
I'm in trouble with Mr. Simmonds again. Yesterday, on Monday, dad took me and Sarah to call for Rachel and Al. We dropped them at their school and then Rachel and I were dropped off at mine – what had formerly been ours. A lot of the kids were really nice and asked Rachel why she was here and she told them about the earthquake and the big waves. But when we got to my classroom, Mr. Simmonds asked what she was doing there. I said that she was my guest. "She can't be a guest, she's a...
"Well, what do you think we should do?" Weena asked Gordy. "I don't understand. What could we do?" "We could keep them apart. You could refuse to get Pat condoms. Michiko could refuse to get Rachel pills!" "What good would that do? I guess we could keep them apart, briefly. But we can't keep Pat under 24-hour surveillance. And not allowing them birth-control will ensure that we'll end up premature grandparents. Be calm. Try to be calm. I've never asked, but you must have had a...
I woke early and found I had a note from Rachel, telling me about O-Bon. It's the "Festival of Souls," the "Festival of the Dead" or the "Festival of Lanterns" – like All Souls Day. Rachel's grandfather is a devout Shinto. The spirits of the dead, who are never far away, return to their earthly homes for a visit. The house had to be cleaned for the occasion, and they went to the cemetery so ensure that the family graves had been carefully tended. Paper lanterns and incense were burned...
In the middle of dinner, the phone rang and Mum answered in the kitchen. I was talking to Rob, and so I didn't overhear. But when Mum returned she said: "You're going to be quite happy, Pat" and sat down to continue eating. I waited a minute or so and took the bait. "Why will I be happy?" "Rachel's coming back to Perth." "Really?" "Yes. That was Michiko. The earthquake the other day seems to have frightened her parents – Rachel's grandparents. The tsunami in the north raised...
Eve, daughter of Patrick, allowed her man-slave Boroth to take over the deck operation of the raiding vessel because he seemed well-suited to the tasks of discipline and instilling good order. She took the opportunity to boost her naked blade skills with the newly joined sword mercenary from warmer climes. His name was Reynaldo and his only professed interest was in collecting gold coins. He was a deadly wielder of blades with either hand and he was wickedly skilled in dirty fighting of every...
Eve, daughter of Patrick the Norseman also called Rodin, the axe thrower by the older men of the clan, kept her girdle tight in the uncharted waters. The men were sporting the captives nightly but the laughter and moans from the deck confirmed they were not in disagreement with their treatment. With the responsibility for the safe return of the ship and the crew, Eve became increasingly concerned over the scarcity of settlements near the water's edge. At this rate, they would have no other...
Driving Mrs. TandyChapter 1 John Stefanovitch was appointed as Mrs. Tandy’s driver on his 25th birthday. He took that as a good sign. He didn’t have any reason to think otherwise. The payment was more than generous and the work wasn’t hard. Most of the time, he was doing small repairs on Mrs. Tandy’s old Bentley, and washing it. Two times a day, he had to take Mrs. Tandy’s nurse downtown for shopping. And that was all. The nurse’s name was Norma, a plump little creature with a permanent...
Hi iss reader Mastram is back with my unforgettable moment to share with u all,and thanks again for lovely feedback to my previous stories. To aap logo kaa jada time naa lete hue mai story pe aata hu,let me introduce to the lady her name is Chandni,figure 34 30 36 approx.Coming to the story. Ye baat tab ki hai jab mai Mumbai,Vasai shift hua mai apni studies ke liye mere ghr jo kafi time se band pada tha.Aur mai apne purane ghr aur aunties aur bhabhiyo ko bhi miss kar rha tha,but mai shift ho...
John Stefanovitch was appointed as Mrs. Tandy’s driver on his 25th birthday. He took that as a good sign. He didn’t have any reason to think otherwise. The payment was more than generous and the work wasn’t hard. Most of the time he was doing small repairs on Mrs. Tandy’s old Bentley, and washing it. Two times a day he had to take Mrs. Tandy’s nurse downtown for shopping. And that was all. The nurse’s name was Norma, a plump little creature with a permanent smile on her face. Norma...
Hi, this is Amit, once again. This incident happened recently and has been etched in my memory forever. For those reading my story for the first time, I am 39, quite good looking, 5.10 in height and having an athletic build. I reside in Mumbai and am quite adventurous. Without detailing further, let’s get on with what happened. It was a usual day at work, a hot summer day. I had just completed lunch and heard my phone ringing. When I looked, the name it displayed put a smile on my face. It was...
Hi, To all Iss reader this is my first story hope U all would like it a complete fiction.my self raj i live in Mumbai this story is about my aunty nandita,let me describe her she is in her 30s,lives with her husband and daughter.She is born beauty with an awesome fig of 36.28.40 ..her assets are her huge melons of 36 d and her ass that will give a hard on to any guy who looks at it So now my story starts this was like 5 years ago when I was appearing for my 12 th HSC examination at that time my...
Hi ISS readers. This is Vicky from Coimbatore again. I am a huge fan of ISS for past 10 months and I like Incest sex stories more. I am 5.7″ Bit fair complex. Here I’m gonna share a true incident happened just three month back. Now here comes another real incident of my life in which I had sex with my neighbourhood lady (beauty).. Her name is Nandhini 25 who is an MCA graduate and wife of a person who needs only money. She looks very good with beautiful apple size round boobs with brown nipples...
Kandice, Kandy for short, was even more stunning than Kat – if that were possible. She had an almost identical body to Kat, just a little more developed in the right places due to the five year age gap between the two girls. She stood almost five centimeters taller than Kat and carried the extra height well. Kandy was twenty-eight years old and recently married, and I often thought what a lucky fuck her husband was to have such a gorgeous lady to come home and fuck every night. Okay, maybe...
SeductionI run a small sex shop specialised in spanking and erotic equipment for submissive lesbian ladiesI run my small shop sometimes with my dear granddod pretty Petra and some awesome sexy assistentsI have on the first floor my private quarters also a studio full of see-through full size mirrorsI have on stand-by a few cameras behind each of those mirrors, for recording seek some assistanceI will direct with the help of hot Princess Petra the debute for Alessandra in her first 3-someI will direct...
In life people always like to partake in a little bit of risk. Just enough to feel a rush, but not enough to get caught or noticed. Here is a story of a slutty teasing aunty. Vandana was no different. She was a beautiful 27-year-old woman working a relatively unassuming entry-level job at a fortune 500 company. The pay was nice, but her job was boring and provided very little excitement. So to bring a little excitement into her life, Vandana began to dress sexier. First it started off very...
IncestHistoire de Sandrine (1)Par Perverpeper le 15/05/08F/f F+/f F/f+ F+/f+ teen enema exhibition WaterSport bestriality BDSM feet hair slavery scatology college hightSchool job slow reluctant humiliation blckmail torture nc HeavySynopsis?: Sandrine est une jeune lyc?enne. Quelques jours apr?s avoir f?t? ses 18 ans, alors que le baccalaur?at n’est plus qu’? quelques semaines, elle est enlev?e par une femme richissime qui l’initie aux peines et aux joies de la soumission.Adressez-vous plut?t aux passions qu’aux vert...
Story of Sandrine (1) By Perverpeper on 05/15/08F/f F+/f F/f+ F+/f+ teen enema exhibition WaterSport bestriality BDSM feet hair slavery scatology college hightSchool job slow reluctant humiliation blckmail torture nc HeavySummary: Sandrine is a young high school student. A few days after celebrating her 18th birthday with college only a few weeks away, she is kidnapped by a rich woman who will introduce her to the pains and the joys of submission.Comment?: This is a translation from the...
Dosto mera naam Rahil hai aur meri age 25 years hai mai ek smart n clever ladka ho.Ab story mai ata hu meri padosan chandni bohat hi khubsurat ladki hai uska figure 32 26 30 ka ho ga dekne mai todhi choti lagti hai uski age 18 ya 19 yrs ki hai,woh shalwar jamper pehenti hai. Mere mummy papa aur chota bhai sab mere cousion bahi ke bedi ki mangni mai gai the out of town mujhe office se chutti nhi mili thi to mai ghar pe akela tha jab mai office se gahr aye to dekha mere mummy papa log ja chuke...
Name: Alessandra Ortiz Ethnicity: Puerto Rican Age: 24 Height: 5'8" Breasts: 36DD Waist: 24 Hips: 41 Weight: 140lbs Hair: Espresso Brown Eyes: Pistachio Green Skin: Peanut Brown Personality: Extroverted, Shallow, Sweet Inspiration/Muse: Priscilla Huggins Chapter 1 - The Mistake Alessandra was on top of the world. Her recent shoots with popular men's magazines got her noticed in a way that a girl from San Juan simply couldn't have anticipated. Her shockingly stunning face,...
This is a true story, so, to protect her identity, I'll call her Kandi.She is my personal sex slave and slut. She is not my girlfriend. In fact, I am engaged to be married to a man. But there is dominant part of me that loves to sexually control, use and engage in rough sex with bimbo bitches who love it just as much as i. Kandi comes when I call. She knows not to bother me unless I initiate contact ... or else she'll be punished. Last weekend, I phoned her and told her to meet me at a...
BDSMHello to all the iss reader’s. Let me first introduce myself, I am sparta with nice athletic body and this incident happened in boys hostel when I studing my bachelor’s degree. The heroine of this story is the maid nandhini who works in that hostel. She is black in color and good looking. Her size is 38-26-38 which will make everyone tempt. This is the real incident happened between me and my sexy maid few months back. Nandhini was working as a maid in that hostel for more than three years. Her...
Hello everyone, greetings to all the readers. I am Ravi kumar from Nellore town in Andhra Pradesh and also a regular visitor and reader of the sex stories. I am here to narrate my real hot experience in Nellore with a sexy girl by name Chandan who is from Bangalore. This wonderful incident happened last week when I came to my native place Nellore from Hyderabad for a short stay. That evening around 7pm I went to meet my friend at DR Uttama hotel, as he was coming from Chennai and asked me to...
Lena Brooks and Landon Parker sat proudly at the graduation of Walter, Lena's son. His fellow classmates envied him since he was receiving double Masters degree's at his young teen age. It was no surprise to Lena nor his uncle Landon when he gave them a nod in his acceptance speech. They too were "gifted" she a recognized Environmentalist, Climatologist and Speaker. Landon a Mechanical/Nuclear Engineer for Military Special Projects before going independent. "Wally" as they called him rushed to...
Hi, all Indian sex story readers. This is Madhan here with a story of a pussy eating fantasy. First of all, thanks a lot to all ISS readers for your many likes and valuable feedback for . I am a story writer with many stories published. About Me: I am a Madhan of 28 years of age, 6″ tall, south Indian complexion, broad shoulder, and a normal body with skills of tasting a body erotically. I belong to one of the cleanest cities in India, Mysuru, but currently working in Bangalore (which has all...
Hi, all Indian sex story readers. This is Madhan here with a story of a pussy eating fantasy. First of all, thanks a lot to all ISS readers for your many likes and valuable feedback for . I am a story writer with many stories published. About Me: I am a Madhan of 28 years of age, 6″ tall, south Indian complexion, broad shoulder, and a normal body with skills of tasting a body erotically. I belong to one of the cleanest cities in India, Mysuru, but currently working in Bangalore (which has all...
Hello, ISS reader i am Sumit from Siliguri, West Bengal and this story involves me and my sexiest hot girlfriend Chandni, losing her virginity to me. To begin with my hot girlfriend Chandni, she is about 5’7 and her assets measure 36-26-32 she looks like Ayesha Takia, her boobs can make any one go crazy within first look, her eyes are so beautiful that one gets hypnotized by her beauty. Though i am 5’10 and my cock measure about 7″ she’s truly a sex goddess. It all happened after the college...
Since the day of the ill-fated campaign to bring down the warlord Mahrk that led to the death of the youngest prince of Harya, Zander lived in seclusion in the tiny fishing village of Fairno. No kingdom would accept him into their knighthood nor would any hire them for their "dirty" work. So Zander was content living in Fairno and keeping the life he now had. Most of his days we spent excercising keeping in shape and farming his land. And on days like today when he needed supplies Zander went...
Fantasy‘Enter Sandman’ Although most scholars of erotic mind control fiction would agree that the Internet has provided us with a new Golden Age of hypnotic stories (in both senses of the word ‘hypnotic’), the increased attention paid to the fetish is also providing us with a wealth of information on the history of mind control erotica. Discoveries continue every day, from the use of hypnosis in silent films like ‘The Cabaret of Doctor Caligari’, to the infamous ‘burlesque hypnosis shows’ of Germany...
Das Rote Halsband © 2006 / 2019 Lydia Lighthouse Schon seit langem hatte ich es mir vorgenommen. Nur an einer passenden Gelegenheit mangelte es bisher. Zugegeben, ein wenig mehr Mut w?re dem Unternehmen sicherlich zutr?glich gewesen, aber jetzt war es ja endlich so weit. Mit einer Eintrittskarte f?r einen Travestie-Event in der Tasche war ich auf dem Weg zu meiner ersten Erfahrung als Frau in der ?ffentlichkeit. Nun gut... ?ffentlichkeit war zwar vielleicht etwas zu viel gesagt, denn au...
SATURDAY PROMISED TO BE HOT. Daytime temperatures that were unpleasant but as compensation the evenings were mild until midnight, sometimes later. I found Aída in the stands and sat down beside her. “Why aren’t you out there today, Aída?” She made a face. “I twisted my ankle a couple of weeks ago, Michael. I’ve got to take it easy for another ten days at least.” She laughed. “Otherwise I’d cream her, and Alex knows it.” My lizard brain immediately wondered exactly what kind of creaming...
This story is about my maid and me and how we started our secret affair. Before that, let me introduce myself as it’s my first story. My name is Rahul 22 years, and I am a proper Bangalore man. I’m 5’8 with dusty color with a lean athletic body as I do regular gym I have finished my studies and started my firm. My mom moved to dad’s place as he works abroad. Now, coming to the story. As I told, I had finished my studies and started my firm. With mom gone, I was left alone with no-one to do my...
Kandy By Daisy May Chapter One Adrian had been fired, again. His boss had been ragging on him because he missed another Monday, she didn't take kindly to his suggestion that she 'blow me' and, instead, had fired his ass out the door. Another man might have been upset, and, truthfully, in a couple of weeks when his cash was gone, Adrian would clean himself up and get another job; until then, a can or three of Faxe 10 would keep him occupied and happy if not blissful. The...
The little bitch had started coming on to him almost from the first class. Giving him those doe-eyed looks, the sly smiles, sitting there with his legs spread wide apart so Professor Sanderson could see his hard boy-meat. And he continued do so up until mid-terms. But, even though the little bitch had been outrageously flirting with Professor Sanderson from his front row seat, he had also been careful to never actually approach the man, to give his professor any opening to act on the boy’s...
Hey everyone, thanks for the support and responses to my previous stories. I have been busy all this while but finally got time to pen down this erotic experience I had last week with a hot office babe, Nandita. For comments, suggestions or some fun (only for women), contact me at my email. I had recently moved into a new role in the company and was supposed to go under a training for a week. Already bored by the dull looking mentor, I was cursing my new role until the training ended and I was...
It was nearly the end of term. Rachel and I were sitting in the yard. Our dads were at their offices and our mums had taken Sarah and Al to get new shoes. We were reading. I had Maiwa's Revenge and she was into Follow the Rabbit-Proof Fence. African Zulus and Australian Aborigines. It was hot, over 30C, but Dad had said he was hoping the "Fremantle Doctor" would arrive in the late afternoon. (The Fremantle Doctor is a cooling wind that comes to Perth from the southwest.) We've had very...
My monthly visitor came just before Christmas. I called Pat to tell him. Then I spoke to my mother about the next week. "I know you're scared but I also know when it's over you will never have felt better in your life. Rachel. Dear Rachel. You and Pat have known each other all your lives. You've told people that you were together since you were three and four. Has Pat ever hurt you? Have you hurt him?" I shook my head. "Do you know this Japanese story?" A young man of Matsue was...
Mum and dad and Sarah left for Margaret River around ten. I walked around making certain there was no mess. Rachel rang the doorbell just after eleven. "Hi." "Hi," I responded. She was wearing a tee shirt, tiny shorts and running shoes. I took her gym bag. "You look lovely." "Thank you." We were both nervous. I gave her a little kiss. "Thanks. Is there any of the white wine in the fridge?" "Let's look." I put the bag at the foot of the stairs and took her hand. It was a bit...
Mr. Simmonds says my journal is too terse. It's fine for me. Unlike Cecily in "Importance of being Earnest," it's not "simply a very young girl's record of her own thoughts and impressions, and consequently meant for publication." My journal is my journal. My dictionary says that's "a record of experiences, ideas, or reflections kept regularly for private use." So there, Mr. Simmonds! Dad stopped Mum from destroying the garden. They talked for a while and then Dad came inside. "Do...
After school, Dad picked us up and when we got home we found that Mum and Rob were (still?) out. "Can I watch the telly?" Sarah asked. "Sure. But get yourself a glass of milk." I looked in the fridge. Mum must have gone shopping as there was a lot of food. I guessed this was a good sign. I tried to "see" what was going on, but failed ... though I could tell neither she nor Rob was as dark as yesterday. I took a (fresh) apple and went into the study. As expected – hoped? – there was...
The afternoon was different. As soon as Rachel and her family arrived, Sarah dragged Al to her room to play and the five adults sat in the kitchen. Rachel and I stayed in the garden, where we could eavesdrop – like Kim overhearing the news at Creighton's. Mum was broaching the question of Rachel's schooling. "They'll have to take her back!" exclaimed Michiko. "I'm not sure, it's not a state school," said dad. Chaz wasn't certain, either. Mum and Michiko had a lot of "ought"...
Dad wasn't amused when he picked us up, but I let Rachel do the narrating as an innocent bystander and he was chuckling when he let us off at home. "Be tactful when you tell your mothers," he advised. "But tell it all. And make sure you tell Rob. You can handle lunch, right?" "Da-a-ad!" "Okay. I'll be back about 1730 or 1800." Rob was home, so we told him the whole tale, again. He chuckled, too. "Your mothers will be horrified and aghast," he said. "But I understand. And...
Sarah and Al were watching the telly and we were looking at another story when Dad arrived home. He said "hi" to Michiko and asked Mum what had transpired. She told him and then told him about Rob's suggestion where I was concerned. "Pat, Rachel! Come to the kitchen." "What do you have to say for yourselves?" "Rachel thinks I'll look cute in the College uniform." "That's not quite what I meant. If I were to phone in the morning, would you come to an interview and do you think...
Mum was talking to Rob when we came in. "And... ?" he asked me. "I'm to begin Scotch College on Monday. I need to get uniforms. They recommended some place on Hay Street." "Oxford, I'm sure," said Mum. "Right." "I'll phone Michiko right away, the four of us can go shopping tomorrow morning." "Get me a beer first, please" said Dad. "I'm going to get out of this costume." "I'm getting out of my suit, too," I said. "But no beer for me." When I emerged from the...
The ship was near to their home coastline and the men were getting restless to see their loved ones. Even the captives were exited with the sense of anticipation exuding from the raiding crew. Eve was amazed that the new slaves were not overly sad at being taken from their village. Probably, it was because the females were selected for not having little ones attached and the boys were still only in their eighteenth or nineteen winters and not yet given any honor in their tribe. They were...
The Box's Pandora By Morpheus "Are we there yet?" I asked from the back seat of my family car, a five year old sedan that Dad had bought brand new. "No," Dad answered from the driver's seat. I turned my attention back to my DS, and the Pokemon game that I was in the middle of playing. A few minutes later, I repeated the question, "Are we there yet?" This was more from boredom, than because I thought we were really that close to our destination. "Not yet," Mom answered from...
The Haruhi Armband. By apsm. Disclaimer: I don't own Haruhi Suzumiya or its characters. As the twilight sky darkened over the skyline, a young man was sauntering his way through the spatial crowds of his street towards his nondescript apartment. With hands in coat pockets, and a messy tangle of brown hair, he looked like your average citizen. Well actually he was- just an office boy fresh out of university named Gene- but despite the melancholic expression, a feeling of dull enthusiasm was...
Becoming Candi Rachel The alarm on my phone shocked me from my sleep and I thumbed with the touch screen in an attempt to turn it off. The phone was new and it was the first time I had heard the alarm tone, which was less like a wake up alarm and more like an emergency siren. ?Rach, will you get that?? I heard my Mother yell from downstairs. With a tremendous amount of effort I managed to lift myself off my pillows and sit up. Today was the first day of university for me and my...
"Milord, you need a money belt, carrying that much money is not wise." Chandra said. I agreed with her, and tasked her to get me one along with anything else she thought that we might need. I followed her as we went shopping for the rest of the afternoon. I also filled her in on tomorrow's entertainment and my encounter with Lord Steven's lackeys. "Be watchful Milord, Duke Steven has a dark reputation." "I should be fine until after the duel, his lackey seemed competent and sure of...
"In the repertoire of my being, that of a mortal with creative juices...I, The Sandman and sweeper of sensuality make my nightly journey to seek out the one female creature that I might make my own.”Neve read these words to herself, then said aloud, “The sweeper of sensuality huh? Not in my experience.”Neve sat back in her bed. The story was from one of those online sites that specialized in more adult themed stories. Stories of erotic encounters between two or more people that resulted in hot...
SupernaturalHi friends mere nam simer hai aur maine abi abi apni Intunship complete ki hai aur aj main ap ka apni life ka sab se happy aur zabardast experience share ka rha hu yeh bat un dino ki hai jab main 9 standard mein the aur Vandana hamare ghar mein kam karti thi us ka rang gora badan 36-24-36 k kareeb tha ,aur woh jab kam krti to apna dupptta utar kr rakh dati aur jb woh niche ki aur hoti to use ke boobs saaf nazar atte. Ek din papa ne kaha k hum sab manali ghumne ja rahe hai kyuki unhe Family tour...
Chandler walked into Rachel and Monica's apartment one morning, with a look of obvious frustration on his face. Monica was sitting at the kitchen table eating toast and orange juice."Hey there, lover boy. How are things going with Kathy?" she teased.The week before, the roommates had given Chandler some "tips" on pleasing Kathy, with Monica coaching as Chandler practiced on Rachel."Oh fine," he said disgusted. "Is Rachel here?""No, she's already at work at Bloomingdales. What's up?""Well, it's...