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All through the day my thoughts have been on you...thinking of the smile in your picture. The sweet sound of your voice in my ear when you call me. The secretive smile I wear through my day. Knowing I will hear your voice that nightmakes my body tingle all over at the thoughts running through my head. Later that night...lying on my bed...laid back against several big pillows...
I let my mind wander...wondering what your doing...then the phone rings...smiling to myself...i know its you before I even answer...your sexy voice in my ear...as you ask how I am...telling you I am fine...esspally now that I am talking to you. We exchange sweet words and giggles. Our conversation leading to more arousing things...picturing in our minds what each other is doing...your voice getting deeper as you ask me what I am wearingi lower my voice and tell you just my lace panties. I hear your mmmmmm at picturing me...
I ask you the same. Trying to get the mental image of you in my mind. You whisper...
Wearing just a smile baby...smiling at the thought of you lying there naked...mmmmmm...
I tell you how aroused that makes me...you ask me what I am doingi tell you that I am sliding my fingers down over my stomach...my legs bent slightly spread apart...i hear the quick intake of your breath as I describe this...you ask what my fingers are doing...knowing how hot this makes youi whisper softly...gliding my fingers over my lips...feeling my wetness...you moan softly in my ear...telling me how bad you want to see that...i ask you what your doing...
Stroking my hard cock for you baby...
I moan at the thought...wishing I could see you...each of us getting more turned on by the mental pictures we have of each other...i want to hear how excited you are...
My voice so soft I ask you how hard you are...you tell me your throbbing...
I let my voice work its magic...telling you how I want to wrap my lips around your cock...sucking you deep in my throat while you watch me work my fingers over my clit and wet pussy...hearing you moaning in my ear makes me dripping wet...my fingers my clit...its throbbing so hard while I whisper to you...
Moaning softly as you tell me how you want to watch me...
How you want to taste my sweet juices from my fingers...
Telling you how my tongue would slide over your cock. Throbbing against my tongue...your hands moving down my chest to cup my breasts...
Your fingers tracing around my nipples...my hand moving to my breast as you describe this to me...my nipples getting hard you can hear me breathing faster...
You ask me what I am doing...moaning I tell you I am stroking my clit. My other hand teasing my nipples...
You tell me yesssss baby work it for me...moaning I ask you if your stroking your hard cock for me...you answer back...moaning louder yes... you tell me how hard you are for me...how you want me to slide my finger down. Slide it inside you tells me...
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