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The bar I go to on weekends was empty when I got there at noon. It was Saturday and it was still nice out. In a couple of hours, it would be 100F and an hour after than it would climb to 107F. Then it would pack out as folks wanted out of the heat and as people got off the river after rafting it all day to stay cool. Even the river wouldn’t keep you cool at 107F and bright sunshine.

I took a booth and set up my laptop to write some more of the erotic story I had begun. Writing erotica had become a fun hobby over the past years and I was getting a good response from readers all over the world. I wrote stories that reflected my view of the world and of life as an old single guy. My friends did not know about it, since I work with kids, it seemed like a good idea to not let the cat out.

I ordered a one-pound bowl of edamame and some unsweetened iced tea, pulled out my laptop, inserted the thumb drive that held all my work and began to type. I was into the 2nd chapter of a book I would release next year when I noticed that the crowd was beginning to file in. I noshed on the soybeans and typed away in a stream of consciousness that was driven by a very happy muse.

In the midst of a section that I felt was going to become a nexus, steering the story one way or another, I heard a voice.

“Hey Mick?”

“Huh?”

“Mick?”

“Hi Jas. What’s up?”

“We’re packed, and I was wondering since your booth holds 4 if I could ask a favor.”

“Do I need to move to make room for more folks?”

“NO. Thanks, bro. You are the best. Besides. there isn’t any place to move to. No, man, I have a couple that was wondering if they could share your booth.”

“Um, sure. Let me pack up my stuff and make room.”

“You might not have to. Let me get them.”

A few seconds later Jason reappeared with two women. I would guess that both were in their 30’s. One was tall, maybe 5’10” and slender. The other was maybe 5’2”, but she was kind of dumpy looking, wearing a tent, doubling as a dress.

“Hi, Jason said that you might not mind if we sat with you.”

The tall one spoke.

“Yeah, it’s not a problem, let me get this stuff out of the way.”

“Were you working our something?”

“I was writing some things.”

“You don’t have to stop for us. We’ll sit on this side and there should be plenty of room for our food and drinks.”

“Are you sure?”

“I think so.”

“At least let me move the case under the table and onto this side. I’ll unplug the power. The laptop is fully charged and will last me for about 5-6 hours.”

I moved my carrying case and the two women slid into the booth opposite me. When I unplugged the power cable the whole side of the table opened up. I stuffed the cable into its place in the bag and pulled the laptop well over to my half of the table, leaving the two women and good-sized area.

I got my self all set with my beer to the left of my laptop, sitting on a folded napkin to absorb the dripping condensation. Taking a deep breath, once everything was moved, I went back to writing. This part of the story was critical, and I needed to hit it before my muse took a hike. When she bailed on me it could be minutes or weeks before she came home.

I was getting back to it when I heard the voice.

“What are you doing?”

The voice was sweet and soft and oozed sensuality. There was a melodic tone to it as well as a deeper timbre than most girls had.

I looked up into two very green eyes, surrounded by a massive number of freckles and curly red hair. I don’t know that I have ever seen very many really pretty natural redheaded women. Most seemed to be less than pretty. It seemed that the pretty ones were really, really pretty and the others were like the woman sitting across from me.

“Mick! Don’t be a dick!” That would be my mothers voice resonating in my head. For years until she died she was always telling me that everyone deserved to be treated with care and respect until they proved that they were worthy of neither.

OK! Good news, bad news.

The good news, the redhead was sitting across from me with my laptop screen concealing her breasts. The bad news, the redhead was sitting across from me with my laptop screen concealing her breasts.

“I’m ... uh ... writing.”

“What are you writing?”

“Just a short story.”

“What is it about?”

“Look, I don’t want to be rude, but I am at a point that I really need to get the story out and if I don’t, I could screw up the whole storyline. So please let me finish this.”

“I’m sorry. I won’t bother you.”

I went back to it trying my best to keep my typing speed up with my brain and the words it was pumping out. In the background, I could make out sounds of the two women chatting and the sounds of the busy bar/grill. I caught myself glancing up occasionally and noting the green-ness of her eyes. Then back to work.

I finished the entire portion I was on and reread it to see if it went where I wanted it to go and then to check to see if it came from the right place. It was just what I wanted, and I was happy with it. I gave my muse a high-five and a big wet kiss on the lips. I saved my work and then did something really dumb.

I closed my laptop.

Four things happened, then, in rapid succession.

First, both of the women looked up from their phones to look me in the eyes.

Second, I saw that the redhead’s breasts were resting perfectly on top of the tabletop.

Third, my jaw dropped, and a small bit of drool leaked out and onto the laptop lid.

Fourth, the redhead saw me staring and drooling over her tits.

I composed myself and sat up straight, excusing myself to go to the restroom. I walked away quickly and quietly. I went into the restroom that was unoccupied and closed and locked the door. I peed and flushed and then went to wash my hands. Looking in the mirror, I wondered what hell awaited me when I got out. I had moved quickly, thinking that if I took too long they might think that I was beating off.

When I returned to the table, only the redhead was sitting there. She had removed her breasts from the table top. I took my seat opposite her and looked her straight in the eyes before I spoke.

“Please accept my apology for acting the way I did just now. I am sorry.”

“I apologize as well. You were so involved with your writing that you didn’t even notice us making fun of you. My friend, Becky, flashed you twice.”

“She did?”

“Yes, and she left after you went to the rest room because she was insulted that you wouldn’t notice her. She is a little full of herself sometimes.”

“Still, that doesn’t override the fact that I stared at your breasts and actually did it long enough that I drooled.”

“I must admit that I have never seen a man drool over anyone let alone me. I think it is a compliment. What do you think?”

“I think that I am totally embarrassed and ashamed of myself.”

“Ashamed. Now there is a word I have not heard in a very long time. That is a word from a time when men had honor and standards. My name is Deb and in spite of your actions earlier, I’m very pleased to meet you.”

She held out a hand and I took it shaking it gently.

“My name is Mick and it is a pleasure to meet you.”

Jason came back over and asked if I wanted anything. I looked at Deb.

“Would you care for a drink?”

“What are you having?” She answered with a question.

“I was going to have an unsweetened iced tea, but now I am thinking I need something stiffer.”

I waved Jason to come over.

“What would you like?” He asked Deb.

“I’ll have a Jack and Coke, Jason.”

“I can do that.” He said in his usual happy manner.

“Make it two and please put it on my tab.” I said.

“You don’t have to do that.” Deb protested.

“I do if I am going to do the honorable thing and continue my apology.”

“You don’t have to do that either.” Deb smiled.

“Thank you for saying that. In that case I am buying a drink for a lady who chose to share my table on a hot Saturday afternoon.”

“Uh ... Mick ... It is Saturday night and rather late on Saturday night.”

I looked out the window and saw it was dark. I pulled out my phone and looked down to see that it was just before midnight. I had been working on the story since just before noon. I shook my head and looked at Deb. She must have picked up my confusion.

“Mick, how long have you been working on that story today?”

“Since noon.”

“Wow.” Her bright green eyes opened wide.

“I just got into a stream of consciousness thing and went with it.”

“Must be a hell of a story.”

“I was happy with it.” I said quietly.

“You looked happy when you looked up before you locked up.”

“God! I can’t believe I did that.”

“It’s ok. What is the story about?” She asked.

“It’s just a story.”

“Ok, you go from spending 12 hours on it and being happy with it, to “It’s just a story” in nothing flat.”

“I mean it’s no big deal.” I said.

“It must be a big something for you to spend so much time on it. Unless you are the world’s slowest typist.” Deb joked.

“I have already embarrassed myself enough for one day. Please just drop it.”

Just then Jason came back with out two Jack and Cokes. Picking mine up I lifted it towards Deb and toasted her.

“Thank you for being understanding.”

She touched my glass.

“No problem. What is the story on the story?”

I thought about it and as I looked at her I figure what the hell. She wasn’t someone I was attracted to physically. Her voice was angelic. Her politeness indicated a lady of some education in the social graces. She had already demonstrated that he had two huge tits hidden under her tent, but she was not, in any way, shape, or form, really pretty. In college the term used for girls like her was “Butter Face”. As in her body is fantastic, but her face is a no so great.

“I write erotica. It was an erotic romance.”

“Erotica? As in porn?”

“No. I don’t write stroke stories. That’s what those kinds of stories are called. Those stories are all about fucking with some words stringing the sex acts together. I write light romances and like in the real world, people who love each other, my characters, make love to each other on occasion. They also have fights and have their trash bags split open half way to the curb.”

“That last part doesn’t seem too erotic.”

“Look, in America everything erotic has been removed from our lives. Sex is dirty. Our movies censor sex and then set up rating that penalize a little sex but let a lot of violence through. Then society wonders why we have mass shootings and people getting shot all over Chicago every day. They blame guns instead of a society that puts no value on caring or love. Kids are not taught to love they are taught to hook up. Look at the number of babies born to single mothers.”

“Whoa there, cowboy!”

“Sorry.” I paused and took a breath. “I am off my soapbox now.”

“So, do you sell these stories?”

“I don’t. I know guys who do, and some make a good living at it. I do it because I enjoy it. I have a few ‘loyal followers’ on the site I post the stories on.”

“There is a website for these stories?”

“Deb, there is a website for everything.”

“Yeah, I guess there is. So how can I read one of these stories?”

“You can go to the website I post on and read them for free. Be aware that if I am in a bad mood I write stories where bad things happen to people, if I am in a goofy mood I write stories that are light.”

“So how do I know if I am reading one of yours?”

“I write under the name WriterMick2016.”

“2016?”

“The year I started posting stories.”

“So just look up WriterMick2016 and I will find your stories.”

“Well I don’t come up on Google, I can tell you that for sure.”

“So how do I find the site? Tell me the name.”

“Type in “Storiesonline”, one word. It should come up. Then click on the top on Authors and then on the letter “W” and scroll down until you hit WriterMick2016.”

“Ok. Can I use your laptop?”

“I would rather you did it in the privacy of your own place.”

“Ok, finish your drink, we can settle our tabs and I will take you to my place, so I can look on my computer.”

“I don’t know.”

“Look, Mick, I know that I am not the most gorgeous girl in the world. I hope that you won’t be embarrassed to be seen with me. I am 39 years old, soon to be 40. I don’t go around picking up guys, however, you’ve acted honorably. I don’t see that too much. Come on, take a chance. The worst that happens is you get a new reader and maybe I spread the word and get you a few more.”

Maybe I was tired. Twelve hours of typing and focus and a few beers will do that. I hemmed and hawed and then finished my drink and called to Jason for my tab and Deb’s. I paid them both. We headed out the door when it hit me.

“Deb, I just remembered that I walked here today. I will have to walk back to my place and pick up my car. Let me have your address and I will get there.”

“No.”

“No?”

“I am not going to give you a chance to run out or disappear on me. I can drive you to my place and then home afterwards or I can drive you home and then you can follow me.”

I thought about it. Oh, what the hell.

“I’ll go with you.”

“You will?”

“You sound shocked. Isn’t that what you wanted?”

“Yeah, but I didn’t think that you would go for it.” I chuckled.

“Come on. You know I’m not going to do anything wrong. Let’s go.”

She led me to her Honda and after she unlocked the car, I opened her door. She looked at me like ... well, like I don’t know what. It was good, but it was strange. I got in the passenger side, put my laptop case under my legs, and buckled in.

“What was that look for?”I asked.

“I can’t remember the last time someone opened a car door for me.”

“You are obviously dating the wrong guys.”

“I am not dating any guys. Most guys look at me and think homely fat girl. The guys that try me because they figure that even a fat girl needs love, get shut down pretty fast. I will tell you right now that I happen to think that my pussy is pretty valuable stuff.”

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How often do you wish you could walk down the street and peek in on a girl masturbating? Probably all the fucking time. You may even feel the need to walk up to a window and look inside, hoping that you catch someone fingering their pussy before they catch you.Let me give you a newsflash, mother fucker: that’s illegal. Highly illegal. You can go to prison for that kind of shit! And if you live in a certain territory in a certain country, they may just even cut your penis off…Instead, I urge you...

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Jared and Andrea

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Jared gets Caught

Oh what a day from hell. Or should I say week. I have been sick for almost 2 weeks and finally broke down and went to the doctor, only to get news I wasn’t expecting. Then I came back to my boss getting on my ass for a file she couldn’t find, and too top it off I haven’t hardly seen Jared my boyfriend all week. So I was looking forward to seeing Jared after work, and I so need to tell him our news. Even though I knew he wouldn’t be happy about the news. I had tried a couple times that day to...

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Reddit Anal

Reddit Anal, aka r/Anal! Honestly, I feel quite silly when I try to introduce Reddit, because who has not heard about this wonderful place before? Well, for all of you lads who have never visited Reddit before, you are missing out, and here I shall talk mostly about their anal session, for obvious fucking reasons. There is a lot for you to explore on reddit.com/r/anal, and since the site is free, what the fuck are you waiting for?What is this wonderful place you stumbled upon?While I know that...

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Reddit Chubby

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Freddies Find Pt 03

CHAPTER FIVE King was practically bouncing when he rushed into the motel that afternoon. He had wrapped up his meetings early, gone and gotten his dad, and rushed back to the motel. He wanted to get there before Freddie had to go to work. He laughed at his own foolishness – he was the boss! If he wanted her to have the night off, he could give her the night off. And that didn’t sound like such a bad idea. He was giddy with the thought of seeing Freddie again. King’s father, Alexander Solomon,...

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Freddies Find Pt 01

It was definitely a typical Monday morning! Winifred Sommers just barely managed to catch herself before she sprawled across the New York City pavement. Freddie, as she preferred to be called, had been certain that the door to the ‘dinner only’ restaurant, adjacent to the classy motel, would be locked. She hoped to jiggle the door enough to catch the attention of some early hour employee. After all, it was only 10:00 in the morning. So she really put her weight into pulling on the door – and...

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Jared And The Reluctant Groupie Part 3

Kareena was scrambling inside before he’d finished speaking. She made a grab for the phone, but he held it away from her and let it drop, bouncing across the seat. “Give it here!” she yelled, but he grappled her by the waist as she grabbed for it, the six-pack of beers tumbling to the cab’s floor.She ended up lying across him with her breasts bouncing as she struggled for the cell. His cock—she realised with a shock to her heart—was thickening again under her belly.“Think you can get it?”...

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Jared and Jennifer Part 2

My mind was racing. Did that really happen? Did Jared really kiss me? Why would he do that? And why did I kiss him back so passionately? I wasn’t falling for this kid was I? I was. As I drove home I started to put things together in my head. When we had our first tutoring session, I was in a bad place. My life was falling apart and I didn’t even want to be a teacher anymore. Jared brought something out of me. I could tell he truly cared about me and was also glad I was helping him pass his...

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Jared and Jennifer Part 2

My mind was racing. Did that really happen? Did Jared really kiss me? Why would he do that? And why did I kiss him back so passionately? I wasn't falling for this kid was I? I was. As I drove home I started to put things together in my head. When we had our first tutoring session, I was in a bad place. My life was falling apart and I didn't even want to be a teacher anymore. Jared brought something out of me. I could tell he truly cared about me and was also glad I was helping him pass his...

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Reds Scottish Trip Ch 04

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Freddie and Lucy Find Love

WARNING: Don’t read this story if easily offended by niceness. The desire to create, to be given the opportunity to use any such talent for reward and to experience the joy of witnessing the end results rested deep within Freddie Redding, a media studies graduate from a third-rate college. However, because of his lowly degree plus lack of experience invariably met advice not to complete the recruitment form when he applied for jobs in creative advertising in New York. So at Grand Central he...

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Reddit Incest Stories

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Reddit Celebs

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Reddit Cartoon Porn

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Jared and Amanda Naked in SchoolPart 5 Thursday Daytime

Jared I woke up the next morning, threw on some clothes, and went downstairs, still rather delirious. "Hey, little brother." Tina greeted me. Mom and Dad were there, too. "Hiya, Jared," Mom said, "want some breakfast?" "Love some." I sat down and Mom started spooning out some bacon and eggs. "So, how are you today?" Dad asked me. "Just fine." "I'll just bet," Tina butted in. "So, how long are you going to tease me about this?" I asked her. "As long as I can get away...

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Jared and Amanda Naked in SchoolPart 9 Saturday

Jared I did go to sleep pretty quickly that night. I really was exhausted. When I woke up the next morning, at about seven-thirty, all the ol' doubt crept back in. My fucking insecurities. Damn them. Well, I guess you can't just make them go away overnight. I don't know. I really didn't mind that she was with Ed yesterday-at least at the time. Now, I didn't know what to think. It's the ol' "well, if I let her do this, what if she finds something better" bullshit. I dunno, maybe...

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Jared and Amanda Naked in SchoolPart 8 Friday Afternoon And Evening

Amanda We walked out of the lunchroom, headed to Bio. Before we even got ten feet, we were stopped, by a kid we didn't know. Apparently, when the news about the events of the morning had spread, a bunch of kids put together a petition campaign to save The Program. The kid we ran into outside the lunchroom recognized us, and said, "I know that you two want to sign this!" We did, of course. The kid told us that they had close to half the school signed, and in only a couple of hours. So,...

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Jared and Amanda Naked in SchoolPart 6 Thursday Evening

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Meredith and Derek Naked in SchoolSaturday part 1

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LaredoChapter 8

"The Bignut Stage Line has asked for our he'p in guardin' a shipment of gold between Laredo and Austin, and y'all just volunteered to be the guards," Capt. Johnson grinned as he faced Ezra and Sean. Ezra grumphed, "Hell, Cap'n, that'll take a week or more. Are ya sure we need to go all the way to Austin?" "Yep, they asked fer y'all, especially." "Well, OK. Ifen we gotta, we gotta." "That's more like the Ezra I know and love," laughed the captain. "It ain't so bad....

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LaredoChapter 16

Capt. Johnson nearly fell out of his chair from laughing when they told him why they gave Ray all the credit for solving this case. He "sadly" informed them that they still had to write up a report, but he would need more detail to justify sending them on this assignment. He pointed out that it would be easier, next time, if they just let the credit fall where it belonged. "I swear to Goshen, I think the cap'n enjoyed that!" complained Sean as they left the office, headed for...

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Meredith and Derek Naked in SchoolFriday part 2

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Jared and Amanda Naked in SchoolPart 7 Friday Morning

Jared You know how waking up is. There's those first couple of minutes when you're hovering between actually being awake, and incoherence. Well, that moment can be surreal, especially when you wake up in an unfamiliar situation. Anyone who's woken up in a hotel room or at a relative's house or in a different bed knows what I'm talking about. Well, this is particularly surreal when you're a sixteen-year-old boy and you slowly realize that you're waking up with your hand curled around...

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Meredith and Derek Naked in SchoolFriday part 1

F .1 When I woke up on Friday morning, the first thing that occured to me was that I really didn't want to get up: it was warm in bed, and comfortable—for some reason more so than normal—and I didn't want to leave. I didn't hear any alarms going off, suggesting that I had time to go back to sleep... But first I wanted to see what time it actually was. When I opened my eyes, I didn't recognize the wall, and the clock wasn't where it should be. But when I tried to roll over, I felt an...

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