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I switched the alarm off and looked at the clock. It’s 5:30 AM and still dark out. I immediately got up and looked out the bedroom window, focusing on the house across the street. The house is dark, so they’re still asleep. I walked into the bathroom guided by the soft glow of a single nightlight. After relieving myself, I put on a robe to warm myself. I brushed my teeth while standing in the dark bedroom looking out the window. The moon gives off just enough light that I can make out the shape of the house. When finished brushing my teeth I wash my face and run a brush through my hair.

Again I glance out the window, then at the clock. It’s now 5:40 and I make my way through the house toward the kitchen. There’s a slight chill in the air and I fear the weather is cooling sooner than expected this year. While the single cup coffee maker brews my coffee, I stand where I can see out the living room window. It’s still dark and I’m the only one awake this early. I hear the sputtering of the coffeemaker as it finishes and take the cup with me to sofa. This is where I sit and enjoy my first cup of coffee on days like this. I can look out the window and see the first rays of the sun. It’s still dark out as I sip my coffee and relax while keeping a watchful eye out the window into the darkness.

Ten minutes pass and it’s now 5:50. I rise and go back into the kitchen, rinse out my cup and walk back through the dark house to the bathroom. A quick look out the window before turning on the light. I put on some light makeup and lip gloss, pull my hair into a ponytail and check myself over one last time.

While making the bed I notice the sun is beginning to lighten the day. I take another look at the clock just in time to see it change from 5:59 to 6:00. I look out the window and see a light come on in the master bedroom across the street. I fluff and straighten the pillow before going back into the kitchen. One more glacé across the street before making another cup of coffee.

I sit on the sofa looking out the window and watch various lights turn on and off across the street. Mr Brinkley gets up promptly at 6 during the week but sometimes wakes up earlier. Mrs Brinkley usually sleeps till 7 and the last one out of the house each day. It’s funny how you can set your clock by watching other people’s lives. It’s 6:18 and in exactly 2 minutes I’ll see Valerie Brinkley’s light come on. She’ll be showered and out the door at precisely 7:35 heading to school that starts at 8 AM. This is her senior year of high school and she’s already been accepted at Princeton next year. There son Martin is in his second year at Yale and seldom comes home except for holidays.

3 2 1 ... Valerie’s bedroom light just came on. 30 seconds later the bathroom light comes on. They are so predictable, especially on weekdays.

After another sip of coffee I get up and walk to the window. Now that it’s light enough I can make out the small round thermometer attached to the outer glass. It shows 44 degrees which is much cooler than yesterday morning. It will probably warm up into the high 60s by noon. I touch the glass to feel it’s coolness.

Another look across the street before walking into the kitchen to make some toast. I put a slice of wheat toast in the toaster then peek out the window. No change so I wait for the toast. The tile floor feels cold on my bare feet and it reminds me to buy a small area rug to put in front of the counter. This kitchen really needs heated floors and I wonder why the contractor didn’t mention it. I got myself a small glass of orange juice just as the toast pops up. Toast and juice in hand I walk to the small table I had placed close to the front window to eat. From here I can see everything and enjoy the morning view.

I slowly eat my toast while thinking about the last 6 months and all the changes that have taken place. Life is always changing and you never know what tomorrow will bring. For instance, who would have guessed that I would be living in the guest house across the street from my own home. The 200 secluded acres in the country was perfect for complete privacy. My dream home and this guest house was all I needed. That is until I walked into Mrs Dawn Brinkley’s design studio looking for window treatment ideas. She is amazing! When she came to measure and see the furnishings, she had a vision of what the home could be. She spent hours with me going over fabric samples and designs. When the job was completed she invited me to her home for dinner and meet her family. How lucky I am to have stumbled across such a lovely and talented woman. The night I went to their home she had prepared a lovely dinner, and to impress me, she had used a recipe from my book, “Creative Dinner Parties”. Impressed I was, and to top it off we had a delicious bottle of Mr Brinkley’s home made wine. I had his special Merlot while they had a Cabernet. He’s such a wonderful man and a talented wine maker. I over indulged and ended up having to stay at their home that night, and amazingly awoke without the slightest hangover.

I’m snapped out of my daydream by a sound coming from outside. I look out to see Mr Brinkley’s car coming down the driveway. I looked at the clock to see it’s only 7:25, and 20 minutes earlier than usual for him. I watch him pull out of the driveway, then stop in the street directly in front of the guest house. I see him wave for me to come out through the car window. I jumped up and head for the front door. At the door I took my robe off and hung it on the coat rack, then pulled my panties off and hung them next to my robe. I look down at my breasts and reached up to pinch each nipple to help them stiffen, I looked in the mirror next to the door to check my naked body, my face and hair before pulling the front door open. I quickly walk down the path to the street, feeling the chill in the air. When I got to the driver’s door, his window is still up and I see he’s on his cell phone. I got on my knees and spread my legs more than shoulder width, then place my hands behind my back. I opened my mouth wide, tip my head back slightly and waited. His small sports car is short and even kneeling I can see directly into the car, but I look anywhere else without looking directly at him. I can hear him speaking to someone about a meeting this morning at 8 AM. I start getting goosebumps from the cold while I’m waiting, then finally I hear the window rolling down. He’s still on the phone and I can see my breath in the cold air until he finally hangs up a few minutes later.

“Good morning cunt, remember the coffee cup you bought me for my birthday?”

“Yes Master.” Wondering where this is going...

“I accidentally knocked it off the kitchen counter, so coffee and broken cup went everywhere, you’ll need to clean it up right away. And when you call to replace it, get one with the print on the opposite side since I’m left-handed, ok?”

“I’m sorry it broke, I’ll get another one right away Master.”

“Good, also...”

I was concentrating on not shivering while he thumbed through his phone. I could hear another car and realized it was Valerie pulling out of the driveway on her way to school. She stopped just on the other side of Mr Brinkley’s car and lowered her window. Mr Brinkley lowered his passenger window and I heard Valerie say...

“Good morning daddy, you’re leaving early.”

“Good morning sweetie, yeah I’ve got an early meeting this morning.”

Looking through Mr Brinkley’s car, Valerie and I briefly made eye contact before I quickly looked away, fighting the urge to close my open mouth. She’s your typical cheerleader type, always bubbly and way to sure of herself. Basically, she’s every boys dream, and every girls competition for the cutest boy. I find her completely intimidating.

“What happened in the kitchen? What a mess!”

“I broke a cup full of coffee”

“Ah ok, well, I’ve got to go, have a good day daddy.”

“You too sweetheart.”

Valerie pulled away and Mr Brinkley raised his passenger window. I watched her drive slightly faster than she should. She’s been driving her mom’s Mustang and Mrs Brinkley’s been driving my Mercedes since moving into my home 5 months ago. I looked back toward Mr Brinkley and caught him staring at my boobs.

“It must be cold, your nipples are as big and hard as little marbles!”

I looked down at my boobs, my nipples were hard and sticking out. Even stinging from the cold and beginning to turn purple along with my lips. It’s hard enough hiding my excitement anytime I’m near Mr Brinkley, but this along with my quickened heartbeat and breathing it becomes so obvious how much I love him. He knows it even without the evidence. It’s not only deserved but required. My heart flutters every time he looks my way.

“Yes Master, they are.”

“Well get back inside and warm up. Dawn was just getting up when I walked out, so I’m sure she’ll be needing you soon.”

“Thank you, Master.”

And before I got that out, he was rolling the window up and driving off.

I watched him drive down the private street and closed my mouth brfore heading back into the house. It’s amazing how cold 44 degrees is when you’re naked. As soon as I got inside I put my robe on and walked into the kitchen. I stood in front of the stove with the burners on to warm up. Every minute or so I would peek out the window, looking across the street.

When I finally warm up, I walk back to the table where I had left my coffee and mostly eaten, but now cold toast. I looked at the clock, 7:50 and I know Mrs Brinkley will be out of the shower by now. She doesn’t have a set schedule and I never know what to expect from her. A little moody at times but usually easy to get along with.

This time, when I look out the window I saw it. The porch light is on, so I jump out of my chair and ran to the door. On the way across the room I pull off my robe and hung it on the rack, then bolted out the door. I walk and occasionally skip across the street and up the driveway to the rear entrance. The rear patio and entrance is covered which is nice especially when the weather is bad. As soon as I reach the closed door, I slip to my knees, spreading my knees apart. I clasp my hands behind my back then tilt my head back with my tongue pushed out between my lips with a slight upward curl and wait. I never know exactly how long before the door is opened. Sometimes it’s open when I get here but usually not, and now that it’s getting cooler I’m sure it will always be closed. Not that it matters since open or closed I still wait to be allowed to enter. I no longer have keys to anything, not my home, guest house or car. The guest house has had the locks removed. The main house locks were changed and I wasn’t given a key. Now I wait for Mrs Brinkley to open the door. I had noticed the porch light on within seconds, so it couldn’t have been more than 2 minutes to be in position. It’s cold outside and I’m glad the wind isn’t blowing or I would be chilled to the bone.

My heart began to pound while I waited, thinking of how much I love Mrs Brinkley. She is my world and I’ve found myself close to tears of joy when with her. I’ve never wanted to please anyone as much as her, and Mr Brinkley. At 43, she’s stunningly beautiful and takes good care of herself. She has the body most men want and women envy. Even at 32 I can only wish to be as fit and have her body. I used to work out daily in my exercise room, now it’s nice to see Mrs Brinkley making good use of it. I hear a noise and straighten my posture. She knows I’m here because the motion and video doorbell would have told her. Mr Brinkley has installed cameras around the property including inside the guesthouse. I’m never without some type of camera on me and I’ve gotten used to it.

The noise stopped and I listen carefully. Maybe she walked past without opening the door, or maybe she didn’t hear the chime from the motion sensor. One day a few months ago it was over an hour waiting because she had gotten a phone call and forgotten I was here. I hope that doesn’t happen now that the weather is turning colder. I’m already beginning to shiver and it’s not officially winter yet.

I hear her voice through the door now. She’s already making calls which means she’s got a busy schedule today. Her voice gets louder as she gets to the door and opens it. My heart pounding, I kneel as proper as she taught me to. She stands at the door looking down at me while finishing her call. I looked up at her, and hoped she didn’t notice. She wore a robe and has her hair wrapped in a towel with it cascading down her back. I can hear that she’s finishing the call but the other end must be dragging it out. Finally, she says bye and ends the call.

“Good morning Lezzy, how’s my little muff diver doing this morning?”

I’ve gotten used to her nicknames, and she changes them throughout the day. This one is the primary since my name is Elizabeth. It’s embarrassing only because I’m not a lesbian. Other than a few innocent kisses in college I’ve always considered myself heterosexual. Hers was the first pussy I’d ever licked and if I wasn’t so madly in love with her it would never have happened.

“I’m good, thank you, Mistress.”

She sidestepped saying...

“Well get up and come on in, the cold is getting in.”

I stood and walked into the house, keeping my head down. When I was far enough in, she closed the door. She turned and walked past me, then into the kitchen. I followed her as always, and as she sat down at the kitchen table her phone rang again. She sat sipping a cup of coffee and talking with someone about carpet and wall colors. I stood in the middle of the room staring at her feet, and glancing around the room to see the morning mess. The broken coffee mug and coffee had splattered all the way across the floor. An half-eaten bowl of cereal and partial glass of orange juice was on the table, along with the box of marshmallow oats. I kept returning to the site of Mrs Brinkley’s crossed legs and her foot hanging in the air slightly swinging. She does it unconsciously when she sits. Her foot dangling and swinging like she’s conducting an orchestra with her foot. It’s hypnotizing to me when I see it and I can’t keep myself from staring. I’ve been this way for months now, memorized by it. Finally, I hear a snap and look up to see Mrs Brinkley pause and hold her hand over the phone. Looking at me she whispered...

“Fine, but only till I finish this call.”

Then she went back to the call. I hadn’t noticed I had parted my lips and openly licking them. I slowly lowered to the floor, memorized by her dangling foot. I crawled the short distance till my lips were inches from her dangling foot. She had the most petite feet and wore a size 6. Her feet had become so precious to me. As it swung past my lips I leaned in and kissed it just above her toes. She halted and left it in front of me. I began kissing each toe and licking up her foot to her ankle. I heard myself moan softly as I took in the scent of the strawberry shower gel she used this morning. I knelt with both hands planted on the floor caressing her foot lovingly. It’s funny how I’ve suddenly found myself craving things that I would have never thought of, or considered. I love Mrs Brinkley with all my heart but not until the last few months did I feel such a deep desire to worship her and especially her feet.

I was completely lost in sucking her beautiful big toe when she pulled it from my mouth with a plop. My lips following and continued kissing as she placed it on the floor. I realized she was ending the call when she stood and I heard her saying bye to whomever it was.

“Lezzy! Lezzy!”

I stopped, resting my lips on the top of her foot.

“Yes Mistress?”

“Enough, I’ve got to finish getting ready for work and you’ve got to get busy in this kitchen, it’s a disaster this morning.”

She immediately stepped away and walked out of the room. I remained kneeling while gaining my composure and catching my breath. I felt such lose as she walked away yet such joy simultaneously. Lately my emotions have been all over the place.

I raised up to my feet and looked out across the kitchen floor. There was broken ceramic cup everywhere. I would have to be careful cleaning it up. I took Valerie’s bowl and glass, along with Mrs Brinkley’s coffee cup to the sink, rinsed them, and put them in the dishwasher along with a few items around the sink. Then I took a damp dish rag to clean the table and put Valerie’s cereal back in the pantry. By the time I had finished sweeping and mopping the floor 30 minutes had passed.

I was wiping the counter when Mrs Brinkley walked back into the kitchen and put her purse and a tube of house plans on the table. I continued working as she walked through the kitchen looking through the cupboards and digging around in the refrigerator. I’ve seen this before and know what’s coming next. When she finally finishes she walked to the white board above the wall phone and wrote.

7pm for 5, baked pepper chicken, potatoes Au-gratin, cooked carrots, salad, crème brulee.

I watched her while wipping out the sink.

“Lezzy, any questions?”

“No Mistress.”

“Good”

Then she walked toward the back door.

“Bring my things.”

I dropped the cleaning rag, picked up her things, then followed her out past the pool to the garage. She got in the car as I stood holding her things, then I handed them to her when she was ready. I stepped back as she backed out, turned and drove down the driveway in my car. I gave them both sets of keys and haven’t driven it for 5 months.

When I got back in the house, I went to the front door to turn off the porch light, then to Mr and Mrs Brinkley’s bedroom. The master bedroom has never been more appropriately named. They are relatively neat so it’s not hard to clean the room. Change the sheets and clean the bathroom only takes an hour. Their clothes only need to be washed every 3 days unless told.

When I walk in Valerie’s room, I’m always shocked how she can make such a mess in only a day. Her bed has the bedding piled in the middle with assorted clothes scattered on it and the floor. It takes me 15 minutes just to sort and hang up clothes that she tried on, then changed her mind and left them laying on the bed. There’s usually 2 pairs of panties on the floor near the chest of drawers. By the time I make her bed I’ve had to refold half her drawers and arrange her closet. The bathroom has open makeup tubes and jars on the counter and her toothpaste and toothbrush I often have to sanitize and put away. After almost 2 hours in Valerie’s room I finally get to start the laundry.

After starting the laundry, I took a break and made myself lunch. I called the company that made Mr Brinkley’s coffee cup and order another, explaining the changes he’d requested. The first order came with free delivery and took 3 weeks to get here, this time to expedite the order and get it overnight was an additional $125 but worth it to make up for it breaking.

I worked faster after lunch to get the the house cleaned up. I want it extra fresh and clean today with dinner guests coming. I made sure the guest room was ready in case they stay the night, and have the public bathroom sparkling. No sooner than I’m finished I see it’s 2:45 and hurry to finish up. I check everything over one last time and left through the rear going back to the guest house till it’s time to start dinner. It’s warmed up to 56 degrees but still chilly For my walk back across the street.

I put my robe on and make some tea, then relax on the sofa, proud of myself for getting everything finished. I look at the clock and begin to tense up knowing Valerie will be home from school in 10 minutes. She can be the sweetest girl at times and other times a total nightmare, so I try to be out of the main house when she gets home. Being Monday and her staying at her grandparents from Saturday morning till Sunday night I hope she had a great time and in a good mood.

I hear the car coming long before I see it. It has a low pitch motor sound like a race car. She pulled into the driveway and disappears into the big garage There’s enough room to park 4 cars but with Martin away there’s extra room. I begin to watch the house porch light now that she’s home. I hope her homework keeps her busy till it’s time for me to start dinner in a few hours.

I begin to relax again after 20 minutes. Valerie must have things to do, so I got up and put my cup in the sink. I wipe the counter off from where I had spilled hot water and don’t want it staining the granite. I made a quick trip to the restroom before walking back into the front room. Just as I started to sit down, I glance out the window and saw the porch light on. Oh no, I have no idea how long it’s been on. I hurry to to the door while pulling my robe off, tossing it. As soon as I get out the door, I take off at a jog and within a few steps notice the door didn’t close all the way behind me, I don’t have time to go back and pull it closed right now, so I continue on toward the main house’s back door.

While jogging past the pool, I looked ahead at the back door. My heart sinks when I see what’s laying there on the doormat. I stop and look down at it before slowly slipping to my knees. After getting into position I pick up the dreaded collar and buckle it around my neck, then take the attached leash and hook the looped end around the doorknob. I open my mouth, sticking my tongue out enough to roll it up, touching my upper lip and wait patiently. Only occasionally does Valerie put the collar and leash on the door mat. Mr and Mrs Brinkley even less and each time it’s because they’re not happy about something.

I lose track of time while waiting. At 56 degrees, although much warmer than this morning, the chill is getting to me. I already had goosebumps from the cool air but now my nose, ears, nipples and pussy begin to sting. I knew I was in trouble because if Valerie summoned me she was usually punctual. From the time the light comes on I’m given 5 minutes maximum to be at the rear entrance. I wasn’t sure how long it had been, but it could have easily been more than 5 minutes.

I finally hear the doorknob turn and the door opens. I feel the warmth of the house drift out to where I’m kneeling. I don’t look up, but I know she’s staring at me silently. After a few seconds more, she says.

“I came to let you in earlier but you weren’t here.”

I thought briefly. Then pulled my tongue in to answer.

“I’m sorry Mistress, I was in the restroom.”

There was a pause while she was thinking. Valerie had a mean streak and I’d often considered bringing it up with Mr and Mrs Brinkley. Only fear of retaliation has stopped me. I thought if they monitored the camera’s they would see for themselves. Either they weren’t, or they were and didn’t see anything that concerned them.

“No, today you made me wait, so you can address me exactly how I taught you when you’re wearing that collar.” She said.

Shit shit shit ... She’s mad and making me humiliate myself. If I didn’t love Valerie so much, I wouldn’t do it, but I just can’t help myself but do anything and everything it takes to keep her happy. Finally, I swallow all pride and give in...

“Sorry Mistress, this bitch shouldn’t have paid better attention to when it’s needed.”

“Who? I more upset than that, you’re worthless! Try again with respect.”

I was suddenly trembling, not only from the cold but from her wrath.

“Sorry your Highness, this worthless bitch will not keep you waiting again.”

I felt a tear trickle down my cheek as I slipped my tongue back out and curved up into my most humble and submissive position.

“That’s much better. You’ll eventually learn I don’t want to be fucked with, or kept waiting. I’m not easy like my mom and dad.”

“This worthless bitch understands your Highness.”

At first Valerie didn’t say anything. She reached for the looped end of the leash and held it. I felt tension as she took up the slack. Then with a slight tug...

“Follow me bitch.”

I didn’t speak but followed her by crawling into the house. As I crawled inside, she pushed the door closed behind me, then continued through the house. I was glad when we got past the kitchen and into the carpeted main dining room. She continued on with me crawling as fast as I could to keep up. I could hear music coming from the family room and she walked to the couch and stood.

“Sit, stay!”

I immediately knelt into position again. And just before holding my tongue out said...

“Yes your Highness.”

“Shut up bitch.”

I trembled and stayed perfectly still as I knelt. Valerie dropped the leash and walked down the hallway. The music videos on the TV were current pop that Valerie often listens to. There was a piece of clothing on the coffee table next to her phone. When you’re waiting you seem to notice everything.

I heard Valerie return, and watched as she sat on the sofa directly in front of me. I almost gasped as she stood that dreaded dildo on the table. Its base is large enough to balance itself. She must have gotten it from Mrs Brinkley’s play room, because Valerie’s dildo doesn’t have the large base. My heart sank knowing Valerie had plans I wasn’t prepared for. Especially when I saw her holding a tube of KY Jelly that’s usually in the drawer with the dildo assortment. I remained quiet but my heart was pounding faster and faster.

“Bitch, I signaled to ask you to sew a button on my top. But you never showed up, so we’ll get back to the button later.”

“This bitch...”

“Shut up!”

I remained quiet and listened intently.

Valerie handed me the tube of KY Jelly...

“Lube up, use plenty.”

I took the tube from her and squeezed some on my fingers, then worked it into my mussy. I knew what was coming with that large dildo standing on the table and wanted of KY. When finished I put the cap on and handed it back to her. Then waited.

“Ok, here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to call this game, fetch a fuck! I’ll throw the dildo and you’ll chase it down. Using your mouth only, return it, then you’ll stand the dildo up like it is now. Then figure out how to squat on it and fuck it till I say fetch again. Then carry it back in your mouth to me. Nod if you understand.”

I knelt in shock. Is she serious about this. I knew she could be cruel but this tops it all.

I nodded that I understood.

I felt like crying when I saw her pick up the dildo and begin waving it in front of me. My eyes followed it as it waved, then she pulled her arm back. I watched and got ready to scurry after it. She tossed and I started to crawl the direction her arm moved, but she didn’t throw it. I couldn’t believe she had done that to me. Then again she began waving it around. When she saw my eyes following it, she pulled back again, then tossed it across the room. This time I saw it fly across the room and bounce across the floor over near the corner of the room.

“Fetch”

I crawled as quickly as I could till I was there. Then I figured out how to bite down on it to pick it up. Then I brought it back to where I had been kneeling. Getting it to stand up wasn’t as easy as you’d think. Turning my head sideways and close to the floor took several tries but I finally got it to stand up. Then I hovered over it and lowered down until I was lined up and the head was at my pussy. I lowered more until it was inside me, then began humping up and down on it, fucking it. I continued while she either watched me or watched the music video’s playing. After about 5 minutes...

“Fetch”

I pulled off then realized it was easier to carry it by the head when handing it to Valerie. I again knelt, holding the dildo with the head in my mouth and the base toward her.

She continued throwing the dildo and having me fetch at least a dozen times while she watched videos and chatted on the phone with her friend Samantha.

I was becoming exhausted when I got a reprieve. Mrs Brinkley called Valerie and the one sided conversation let me know she must have seen what was happening on the live video feed. I heard Valerie say. “She’s just fetching.” Pause... “I’ll put it back, clean.” Then after a moment, “Fine, what time is dinner anyway?” A minute later she hung up...

“Fetch.”

Again I held it in my mouth.

“Go clean it and put it away. You know where it goes.”

I started to stand...

“Uh, no!”

I crawled to Mrs Brinkley’s play room, cleaned it in the bathroom and put it back in the drawer with the others.

Crawling back into the family room I knelt in front of Valerie. Tongue curled and out, giving her no reason to get upset.

She took the top and put it over my shoulder saying.

“Sew the button back on because I’m wearing it tomorrow.”

I was afraid to speak and nodded my head. She was looking at my face but I wouldn’t make eye contact with her.

“Mom said you need to start dinner so go do it.”

I turned, thankful for Mrs Brinkley’s intervention. After I had crawled out of the family room, I heard Valerie say...

“Walk!”

I finally got up, knees aching from crawling the last hour and a half. I took a few steps.

“Bitch?”

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These are not ‘Stand alone’ Chapters. I suggest reading from the beginning. Part eight of eight: A family is born This story is the product of a diseased and febrile mind. As such, it is fiction. Having said that, All my stories are true, even the ones I make up. Copyright 2007 L_D_Darrow I wish to thank Wolv_Project for taking the time to edit my offering. All mistakes are mine solely, whether planed or not. * ‘Bonnie? Seriously now. Are you going to be around a while?’ She thought a...

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Kyles Porch Ch 03

These are not ‘Stand alone’ Chapters. I suggest reading from the beginning. This story is the product of a diseased and febrile mind. As such, it is fiction. Having said that, All my stories are true, even the ones I make up. Copyright 2007 L_D_Darrow I wish to thank Wolv_Project for taking the time to edit my offering. All mistakes are mine solely, whether planed or not. Part three of eight: A love leaves, and comes back broken * She looked off into the night, biting a finger nail. ‘I’m...

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Repairing the Porch

A few months back I was tasked with doing repairs to the back porch. Nothing major really but repairs in need none the less. When I woke up that Saturday morning it was around 7 am. I stretched and yawned and rolled over an snuggled up against my wife. She's 41 5' 4" tall 115lbs great ass and nice B cup titties. When I pressed up against her my cock started to get hard. I kissed her neck. She groaned, not a horny groan mind you but that "it's Saturday morning, and I want to sleep" type...

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Antheas baby 1

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...

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Uther

Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...

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The Porch

So things have been going very well for Ty and me. Since our first date that ended in pure orgasmic bliss we have been texting every second and seeing each other as often as possible. Most of our texting eventually ends up about sex. What we like, what we have tried, our fantasies and limits. My self have always wanted to be tied up and blindfolded. I'm a very dominate person in general and the idea of losing complete control and putting full trust into somebody else is such a turn on. ...

1 year ago
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The Porch

Introduction: Our relationship goes to a new level of trust… Please read Intruder first to get a quick backround. This story is very much true, only names have been changed. So things have been going very well for Ty and me. Since our first date that ended in pure orgasmic bliss we have been texting every second and seeing each other as often as possible. Most of our texting eventually ends up about sex. What we like, what we have tried, our fantasies and limits. My self have always wanted to...

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The Porch an unstory

The collar snug against my neck...a leash attached to the porch rail on both sides limits my movement....the warm breeze gently blows across my naked body...kneeling on the porch step my hands laced in front of me pushing my full round breast together...my strong desire for your thick throbbing cock as you stand on the porch with your jeans undone...teasing my lips making my mouth open wide for it… making my neck press against my collar as I stretch out for it...my mouth waters watching your...

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Carruthers Bride

The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...

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My Wife On The Porch Part twentyseven

Joe left us around five o’clock and Sara kissed him goodbye at the front door, she moved his hands to her ass and he looked at me. “It’s okay,” Sara said softly, “Malc is okay with you seeing and touching me.” I smiled and said, “Don’t mind me bud, I’m cool with what she wants’.” They kissed passionately again before he left and she went upstairs and dressed, she put on a cotton dress, a white bra and thong and rejoined me in the living room. “Did you have fun baby?” I asked as she kissed...

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My Wife On The Porch Part 6

So my wife finally sunbathed naked with our next door neighbor, sucked his dick in the shower and swallowed his cum. She had decided not to tell her lover, Robert as she didn’t want him to be jealous. It was Tuesday again and time to spend the evening naked with Robert. Like the past two Tuesdays, she'd asked me to strip naked with them for the evening and, as before, I must not touch her. She is Robert’s for the night. Like the past two previous occasions I was to strip naked when Robert sent...

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Motherless Vintage

Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...

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Althea

I should have known better. I should have remembered that old saying, "If it looks too good to be true, it is." I was in love. She was damned near all I thought about with the exception of my studies and it didn't make sense to me. I prided myself on my intellect and my ability to think logically, but there wasn't anything logical about the way I felt about Althea. She was beautiful, smart and very popular and I was not. I wasn't a bed looking guy, but I was nothing exceptional. I was...

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Motherless Images

Motherless. A one-word website title that says everything it needs to say. This is a site where the rules are, more or less, completely thrown out the window, morality means absolutely nothing, and there is nobody to save you from it. Hedonism is God here.The site likely is also called this due to the fact that the girls who end up on motherless.com likely have no positive female influence in their lives to keep them from it. Motherless is the place parents spend their whole lives fearing that...

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Motherless Amateur

I always considered Motherless the “4chan” of porn. Not only because Motherless was somewhat popularized there, but because Motherless also encourages users to share their own content in a very open way. This means minimal bullshit like moderation and censorship, and a strong “anything goes” attitude that leads to free and extreme content. It encourages people to create and upload their own homegrown content, like videos of their girlfriend pissing or spycam videos of their cousin....

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Motherless BBW

What is it about Motherless that makes me fucking cum every time? Maybe it is how raw and amateur the porn on the site comes across as, or the content is just that fucking hot. Perhaps it is the fact that there is an astronomical amount of pornography just waiting for a dumb fuck like you to beat off to! I really don’t know, and frankly, I’m not going to pretend that I do.But what I do know is that if you love BBWs, the Motherless.com homepage will not be of much use! Preferably, head on over...

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Motherless Voyeur

Have you ever heard about a website called Motherless? Home to all kinds of kinky porn niches, with a side of the mainstream crap? If you are into some questionable fap content, you might want to check this website out. Plus, Motherless is a free porn website, so you can browse as much as you fucking want. Now, I am not really here to talk about the website in general… I am here to tell you about their amazing category, called voyeur porn.The world of voyeur fucking is a rather interesting one....

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Aether Guardians

The Five Kingdoms of Arstoria had been embroiled in the Great Ancient War for centuries. The war came to an end when Kalace, the Wizard King conquered the five lands and brought them under his rule. Kalace, the Wizard King of Arstoria, conquered all of his opponents who were unable to deal with his overpowering magic. When Kalace had united the five kingdoms, he brought peace to the warring kingdoms and was revered and celebrated by his later generation. Kalace, however, had a dark weakness in...

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Motherless Creampie

Woah, did Motherless.com get a facelift? I know I suggested it in my review, so I guess they listened to me! Well, I’m not going to brag too much about it, and instead, I’m going to focus on what I’ve set out to bring you today. We’re looking at an amateur website, and I just know that many of you are begging for amateur creampie content, so that’s what we’re looking at. I know how much you think Motherless can look sickening and pretty gruesome at times, but the creampie content can be quite...

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Motherless Cuckold

No matter what type of porn you may be in the market for, Motherless has an ample supply of it, and cucking is no different. Actually, this might help to explain how you ended up being such a pussy little cuck.The journey that brought you to my website reading cuck porn reviews started in your childhood. A fair portion of my readership is actually motherless. Why, you ask? Your guys' moms chose a life of cucking and riding cock instead of raising you fucks properly.Don't worry, gents. I'm in...

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Motherless Horror

I browsed the horror stash at Motherless all morning, and now I don’t know if I should jack off or go hide in the closet until the danger has passed. Then again, hiding out might give me the perfect opportunity to rub one out in the peace and safety of the dark. Who knows who—or what—might be peeping in the windows with nefarious intent if I sit at my desk and shake my dick at the screen. Just like when I masturbate at the local Starbucks, I’ve got to be sure to balance the potential pleasure...

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Motherless Incest

Incest porn has been a staple of pornography since the very first incel caveman realized that he couldn’t find fresh pussy out and about. He resorted to sniffing a whiff of his mother’s loincloth when she wasn’t looking, and beating his old cave meat into a leather sock.Now personally I’m not into the whole mommy-son dynamic – I’m a classy guy. But it’s no secret people like to get freaky when the lights go out, and if you’ve got a stiffy in your hand and you’re on Motherless, you gotta go...

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Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Thanks to my usual cast and crew of Editors and Advance Readers, most of whom prefer to pretend that they don’t know me and wisely wish to take no responsibility for any part of my addled writings... Il n’est rien de réel que le rêve et l’amour - Nothing is real but dreams and love (from Le Coeur innombrable, IV, Chanson du temps opportun by Anna de Noailles) She was my one true mistress and ever faithful lover, my Green Lady and guardian of my dreams and now that I was back home...

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Thea Chapter Four

When the car with Jake in it became a dot on the horizon, Thea turned to go back in the house. Suddenly Floyd appeared. “Mrs. Thea, how you be?” Smiling, she knew immediately what he wanted. He had that look and a glance at his crotch confirmed it. The imprint of his cock was prominent as it pushed against the material. “Looks like everyone is gone.” Floyd said. His eyes looking out over the farm. “Yes, I am by myself for at least the next few days.” She replied in an...

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Thea and Sam

“Well, hell,” Thea said as she wiped the beads of perspiration from her face. “I guess ‘spring’ is here, huh?” “Yeah. It’s supposed to be cooler at higher elevation,” I replied. We took a few minutes in the shade by the rocks before rejoining our boyfriends. The four of us had driven up into the pass to hike. According to the weather report, the last coolness of a fading winter was supposed to continue through mid-week, but they were wrong. Actually, from our view from Eagle Point, where we’d...

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Motherless

Motherless.com! What an original name for a porn site, don't you think? The title doesn't fuck around: your mother would never allow you to watch the kind of filth they’ve got on tap. They pride themselves on being a moral-free zone for sick fucks, where you can find damn near anything. I’m talking about desperate chicks fucking anything that resembles a dick and crazy bitches literally eating shit. When you’re done fapping to the weird vids, you can even find "normal" porno to pass the time....

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Motherless Interracial

Ah, motherless, here we are again. A site known for offering such a variety, that no matter how fucked up your needs are, there is a high chance that you will fulfill them here. However, I am not here to blab about the site in general; I am here to talk about one particular category, interracial. As for those who want to know more about the site, there is a whole different review on my website instead.As for those who came here to learn more about that interracial lovemaking, I got your back....

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Theos LIfe as a Weresquirrel

Theo had been changing into the squirrel too much, he knew that now... as a pulse of heat raced through his body from his groin. He realized that he shouldn't have come to the office.He had been spending most of his days at the squirrel in his home deep in the countryside. Teleworking most of the time, as the squirrel he felt no need for clothes, his heavy furred balls resting between his thighs as his paws raced over the keyboard. The sharp claws on his paws clattering loudly as he typed,...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi
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Motherless Scat

It’s time to go to the land of chocolate fountains and golden showers. That’s right. Scat, piss, shit, and every fluid in between. Ever fuck a chick in her ass and freak out when you see that little bit of shit on your dick? Then I’m sorry to say that scat isn’t for you buddy. Were you the only one of your friends that saw two girls one cup and didn’t get grossed out? If so, it’s time to celebrate it! Don’t get pissed off, get pissed on! Scat porn has the craziest, kinkiest chicks and dudes...

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Motherless Fappening

I’m not saying anything controversial when I say men love seeing women naked. It’s a fact of life as fundamental as gravity. It’s a force of nature that cannot be stopped by beast, man, or God. It’s an eternal truth and a divine mandate. As sure as the sun will rise, men will attempt to view as many women naked as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either a sad or a gay one.This means that any woman a man sees regularly is mentally stripped down during every interaction. If any women...

The Fappening
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My wife on the porch part twenty eight

Sara and I made love until two in the morning and it was the best sex that I have ever had. She teased me about her new lovers and we discussed new ideas on how to cuckold me further. Monday arrived and our first day back to work after our wedding. I was anxious to see how Joe reacted to Sara but she called me at lunch time and told me that he acted as normal with her. Pat however kept reminding her that he was looking forward to their night together. I arrived home around five thirty and...

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My wife on the porch part fourteen

Robert, my wife’s lover has been out of the country now for nine days and was due home in a day or two. I arrived home from work at my usual time after calling her to let her know that I would be home in twenty minutes, this gave her time to get dressed following her naked video call with Robert. I went in our house and found her sitting on the couch, fully dressed and she had tears in her eyes. “What’s wrong baby?” I asked as I gave her a kiss. “Robert will be away for another five days.”...

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Friday Afternoon with Turtle on the porch

It was a Friday afternoon, my girl and I always looking forward to the weekend when we can actually have sometime together. It started a few days before lots of text flirting with more then an innuendo or two and it was building some lust in each of us. While we do find time for intimacy as well as having some hot lustful moments they are harder now with my teenage daughter living with me again. Now if that were not the case it would have been a wild and quick encounter when we were back...

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Breakfast on the Porch

On the front porch, Hanna was kneeling down, sucking her Uncle’s cock. Swirling and sucking the head before licking the underside of his cock. Fondling his balls, she made love to his cock. Her mouth was hot and wet, sucking his cock like a pussy. Up and down his fat cock, sucking him deep inside her throat. “Ah, just like that. Your one sick little girl, sucking your own Uncle’s cock.” He groaned. Letting go of his cock with a “pop!” She got up. “Says the pervert who rapes teen girls....

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Absinthe Dreams

‘To me it’s not really a green. When I think green, I think of grass. That’s more like lemonade color.’ Erica’s nose was far too close to the glasses for my taste. Pouring the nearly clear absinthe over the rough-cut, cane-sugar cubes I favor, I tapped my spoon for a second to get her to back up. I wished I had my full setup here like I have at home, my Absinthe fountains water drippers are missed when I began to try and slowly pour water over the sugar cube. ‘Don’t you light it on fire?’ she...

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Motherless Arab

Have you ever heard about a wonderful site called “Motherless”? I have a feeling that was a dumb question, of course, you fucking have. Well, I am here to talk about Motherless, but I shall also pay special attention to their Arab category. If you think Arabian sluts are hot, well you are in for a tasty treat, believe me.First, I should probably warn you that the name of this place comes from the fact that their content might be a bit too hardcore or questionable for some of you. Back in the...

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Motherless Facials

Fuck yeah, life’s a bitch! So here I am, awake at 3:45 AM, after dreaming I was fucking this freaking hot MILF neighbor with heavy boobs, a flat tummy, a nice bubble butt, and sexy long legs. It was all hot and steamy, up until when she was sucking me off and just as I was about to obliterate her cute face with hot cum canon, my dream cut right off and I woke up with a tent on my pajamas.That dream ain’t coming back, but damn it! I sure gotta cum, so I boot up my laptop and type “cum facial” in...

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Thea

Und draußen schallte wieder Punkmusik aus dem Ghettoblaster – von der Eisenbahnunterführung bis zu seinem Haus! Punks und Skater hingen da ab. Das war diese Art von Jugendlichen, die ihren Eltern das Leben schwer macht , die von Arbeit nichts hielten, sich an keine Regeln hielten, ständig auf Party machten. Die soffen viel zu viel und kotzten dann in irgendeine Ecke. Denen bedeutete doch nichts und niemand etwas. Wahrscheinlich nahmen sie auch Drogen und trieben weiß-Gott-was mit...

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Motherless Fetish

Motherless is the mother of all porn sites. Motherless has no conscience or moral guide. Motherless will show you the stuff that all other porn sites are afraid to put up. Motherless will do this for free. This is seriously one of the nastiest and raunchiest sites out there and Motherless/Fetish is perhaps one of the dirtiest places on the web that are well within reach. Sure you can scan the dark web and find something even more naughty or puzzlingly gross, but why do that when you’ve got...

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Absinthe 2 The Absinthe of Malice

Absinthe 2: The Absinthe of Malice By Morpheus The flight from Seattle to Boston had been extremely long and uncomfortable, even with the two hour delay in Chicago where I got to stretch my legs and change flights. My book had given me something to do during the countless hours in the air, though admittedly, Collin had been my largest savior from boredom. The two of us had ended up talking for over half the flight, and by the time we finally landed, I was even starting to consider...

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Thelma and Me Summer of 65 part 2

After tea on the Friday evening Thelma stopped me as I was going into upstairs to my room. Her eyes looked wild and her breathing was heavy. “I’m going to a party,” She said in a low voice, “do you want to watch me getting undressed?” I nodded like a puppet. “Wait in my room…I’ll be up in five minutes.” I skipped up the stairs two at a time! I nervously let myself into my sister’s bedroom. I’d been in many times before – borrowing her dirty knickers and stuff to use...

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ETHELS DISCOMFORT 4

Harry and Rob sat in the local pub in their usual spot in the corner by themselves. They were having a discussion about what to do with Ethel. Rob has been adamant that he wants to hang Ethel by her ankles and butcher her. Harry strongly disagrees with him. Harry is convinced that if he talks to Ethel he can persuade her not to go to the authorities and they will be able to use her the same way the other men. Rob agrees to try Harry's way first but he says" if she wants to argue I'm going to...

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ETHELS DISCOMFORT 3

kEthel sat with her tits nailed to the work table. Her tits were swollen to twice their normal size from the beating they had received from Harry and Rob and the axe handle. Ethel sobbed both from the pain and the feeling of despair and hopelessness. She knew she would not be able to sweet talk the men into letting her go without anymore abuse. Harry and Rob arrived and again Ethel begged and pleaded with them to let her go. The men laughed and told her they still had a few more things they...

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Thelma and her brother

Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...

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Thelma and me Summer of 65 part 1

Thelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...

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ETHELS DISCOMFORT 2

Ethel hung by her wrists while Harry and Rob left to get some rest. She nodded off from time to time but the fog of her mind cleared she realized that other than when they punched her she actually enjoyed the way they that fucked her so hard and so brutally. She enjoyed the helpless feeling as they ravaged her body. She believed that she could talk to the two men and they would release her without too much more abuse. She was wrong.As Harry and Rob drove back out to the warehouse they talked...

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Ethel

Ethel hated her name. She was born during the tenure of I Love Lucy. The beloved Ethel Mertz from the television show was the bane of the real life Ethel's existence. There were the jokes about her having to marry Fred. There was only one Fred in her high school class. He wasn't her type; not even if he was the last man on earth. Ethel was every bit the epitome of her name. At five feet even her looks, dress and vocabulary mimicked the character she despised. Although she fought to break the...

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Ethel 1921

Ethel's Pa was telling a story. "A man comes into the garage wanting a new horn for his Dodge. The old bulb was torn. Well, we have horns; but they don't fit his brackets..." "What did he want with a horn?" Ma asked. "Dodge cars don't need them. They have 'Dodge, Brothers' written clearly on the front." "Oh, Nellie," Pa said, but -- at least -- he dropped the story. Ethel couldn't decide which was worse, Ma's jokes or Pa's stories. Pa was fascinated by anything mechanical,...

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Katherines Style

Damn Katherine and her classy fashion sense... Once again my Mother-in-law had a new skirt suit which would work for brunch, mother-of-the-bride or some other fancy occasion, it was simply lovely. Tonight was one of those other occasions. The suit was perfect for the work awards dinner that my wife Veronica has dragged me too. Katherine, on the other hand, who was looking just so, was all too happy to attend. Katherine's suit is simply irresistible to me. The color, the style,...

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Gunther The Reindeer Handler Does Candy Claus

Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...

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Absinthe Seduction

from my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...

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EstherChapter 3

When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...

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