Stitch And Bitch Club
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Monday, February 12th, 2006 was another day I circled on my calendar in red. The first thing that Mr. Kennedy did in government class was hand back our tests. And not to brag or anything, but YESSS! "A-plus — Excellent work, Mr. Sterling." Maybe my answer had been correct; maybe the twenty-first step in a bill's journey to becoming law was having the President pro tempore of the Senate impress the bill for the register. Sure. My success was based on nothing more than my having remembered that there were exactly twenty-eight steps.
Another triumph in history class: another A-plus, on the paper that Mr. Anson returned. "A cogent analysis of the narcissism of the Jacksonian era." Whatever the hell that meant. I didn't care; I was on a goddamn roll.
In English class, Missy, of all people, still couldn't get around the topic of our assigned essay, "Why not call him Bob or Sam?"
"Did you read the chapters, Missy?" Mrs. Palmer asked.
"Well, yes, but — " she started.
"Mr. Sterling," Mrs. Palmer stopped her. "How does the book begin?"
"'Call me Ishmael'" I quoted.
"All right," she smiled. "Ishmael. How does the book begin?"
It was a good trap and I'd fallen right in. She got her laugh, and turned expectantly to Missy.
"But it doesn't say why it's his name," Missy protested. "How can you just expect us to get it from the book?"
"I don't," Mrs. Palmer said ruefully. "I expect you to get it from the Internet, where all of your knowledge appears to come. But what I also expect is a well-researched and well-written paper, no more than three pages long, that persuasively explains why Mr. Melville chose this name. Okay? Good."
We moved on to a lecture about the time period in which Moby Dick was set, a lecture that would likely get dragged out over a few more days.
As it happened, though, those days were going to have to be postponed. On Saturday, I'd gotten an e-mail from the library letting me know that the books I'd checked out three weeks ago were due. Jeanne was going to be spending the night at a classmate's to finish a project they'd been working on together, so on my way home, I stopped by the library to make sure I wouldn't get hit with any of those onerous nickel-a-day fines. There was a surprisingly good crowd there, for a library. Among the patrons was Mrs. Parsons, the woman who had been hustled out of the library the day after Christmas so that Lynn and I could have a little privacy. She appeared to remember me, and I gave her a small wave in response to a somewhat suspicious glare.
"Hi," I whispered to Lynn as I stepped up to her desk with the books.
"Hi," she said. "Shouldn't you be hurrying home?"
"Trying to get rid of me?" I asked in as offended a tone as I could manage.
"I joined a book club," she answered.
That stopped me. I looked around the library, desperately biting back the remark that she spent her whole day inside a frickin' book club.
"My girlfriend told me it's a good way to meet smart guys," she blushed.
I smiled back at her. This was really cool, even if it would cut my sex life in half. Still, one shouldn't be greedy, particularly when half of one's sex life was Tanya Szerchenko.
"So you are trying to get rid of me," I teased her.
"No," she blushed even more. "I meant because of the snow storm."
"Snow storm?"
"Don't you listen to the weather?"
"I'm a high school student. We only care about one day at a time. Pretty much always today."
She gave me a smirk.
"We're expecting 12 inches of snow," she said. "I'm surprised it hasn't already started."
"So that's why all the people?" I glanced around.
"Milk, bread, and toilet paper," she nodded. "Then books."
"In case the toilet paper runs out?"
"Thank you, Patrick Sterling," she snatched the books out of my hand, her eyes twinkling. "I don't think we'll be loaning you any more books."
"Guess I better get home then," I grinned. "See ya!"
"Bye," she smiled.
It had started snowing while I was in the library, in fact, and by the time I reached home, it was already covering the grass. As I walked into the house I noticed that it seemed unusually quiet.
"Where's Jeanne?" Jill asked as she suddenly came around the door from the living room.
"Her friend's house," I said. "Larissa, Clarissa, some rissa something. Where's Tiff?"
"She was having some kind of pain, so Daddy had to come home and take her to the hospital," she said. "She left a note."
"I'll bet Dad loved that," I grinned.
"Yeah, I'll bet," she grinned back. "Oh, and Dave called. He's got late shift tonight, and then he's going to stay with a friend of his who lives near the Seven-Eleven."
"Well, that makes sense," I said. "Probably safer. It's really coming down out there."
"I know," Jill said. "Andy slid into a car on the way here and busted its headlight."
"And you still beat me home?" I asked. "I'm only like fifteen minutes late."
"Why wouldn't we beat you home?"
"'Cause you would have had to stop for the crash," I said.
"He stopped, his truck was fine, so we left," she shrugged.
"But he broke the other guy's headlight!"
"So?" Jill asked. "I'm sure he has insurance."
"So does Andy."
"God, you have turned into such a dork," Jill said.
I had no answer for that.
"What's for dinner?" she finally said.
"I'll let you know," I smiled.
I'd wanted a chance to get to know Jill. Apparently that wish was about to come true. Perhaps not as quickly as I would have liked, though. After I'd scrounged up a fairly nice meal — nice being defined as a meal that a) didn't make either of us ill and b) included a vegetable — Jill announced that she had a few phone calls to make. Either there were more than a few, or Jill's phone calls lasted a lot longer than mine. I did have a long conversation (by my terms) with Tanya, with whom I'd finally managed to exchange cell phone numbers. Then Dad called my cell, because he said our regular phone had been busy for the past hour. He told me that he and Tiffany would find a motel, most likely for two nights if the storm was as bad as they were predicting. I told him where Dave and Jeanne were, and assured him that Jill and I would be fine. He reminded me that I needed to have the driveway cleared for him in case he did get home tomorrow.
I didn't really see Jill again until the middle of the following morning, when I was sitting in the living room, still trying to get plow through the next five chapters of Moby Dick. Chapters eleven through fifteen were due by Friday, and I'd fallen asleep last night during chapter eleven.
"I'm bored," Jill announced as she breezed into the room. "What do you want to do?"
"I don't know," I smiled. "Play a game?"
The word "dork" was once again on the tip of her tongue, but after a few moments' consideration, she finally gave me a grudging "okay."
"What do you want to play?" I asked. I walked to the hall closet, the location we kept the games last time I'd played one. Fortunately, they were still all there. The same ones, too.
"Candy Land? Chutes and Ladders? Scrabble? Monopoly?"
The first three were met with varying expressions of disgust, but Monopoly got what I took to be a silent vote of approval. So I set it up on the living room coffee table, and selected the shoe. I was always the shoe. Jill, to the best of my knowledge, had always been the thimble, but this time she absentmindedly reached for the dog. We had been playing for about ten minutes, and I was about to ask her about Andy, which I figured was a safe enough topic of conversation, when she suddenly looked at me.
"What?" I asked, completely innocent of everything.
"Why do you keep staring at my fingernails?" she asked.
"I'm sorry," I said. "I didn't know I was."
"Well, you were," she said. "It was freaking me out. Don't you like them?"
She stuck her hands in front of my face, and I blurted out that, in all honestly, no, I didn't.
She was shocked.
"But all those girls you dated!" she exclaimed. "They all..."
"Had fingernails like that?" I made her sentence into an astonished question.
She nodded slowly.
"Which ones?"
"Stephie, Anne, Becky, Liane, Barbara," she ticked off the list on her fingers.
"Tanya doesn't," I said, desperately trying to come up with a mnemonic for memorizing the other girls' names.
"Who's Tanya?" she asked. "That blonde you were sitting next to at the dance?"
I nodded. Solvent assets buoy leveraged buyout? Some ambitious bakers like bread?
"Is she your new girlfriend?"
"Are we playing Monopoly or Twenty Questions?" I countered.
"Truth or dare!" she said as her eyes lit up.
"No," I said.
"Why not?" she pouted.
"Because we're not a bunch of fifteen-year-olds at a slumber party. 'I dare you to kiss Melissa on the lips.' And no, she's not my girlfriend. Just a good friend."
A very, very good friend, I smiled to myself as I rolled the dice.
I looked up to find Jill still pouting.
"We can still play Monopoly, too," she said, trying to entice me into her game. I had no idea why she wanted to play Truth or Dare with her brother — it's not like I was going to kiss her — but I began to realize that there were advantages to the game, particularly if I could get some truths from her.
"All right," I said. "But Monopoly's the primary game. We'll play your game a little more slowly. You ask the first one now, and I ask the next one at noon, and then we go on from there."
She was apparently just as eager to question me as I was to question her. She tucked her legs underneath her on the couch and leaned toward me.
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth," I answered.
"How many girls have you kissed?"
How the hell did I know? Stephie, Anne, Liane — no, Becky, Liane, then some other B-girl, shit, I'd forgotten already, Tanya, Lynn Edwards, Liz Torianni, that Sheila woman I'd met at Christmas, Cammie, how many was that? Ten?
"Thirteen," I answered.
"Thirteen?" she said. "Is that all?"
"That's another question," I said. "And I'm buying the Water Works."
At exactly noon, Jill sang out "your turn."
"No it's not," I said. "I just landed on Illinois Avenue, and paid you a nice chunk of change. It's your turn."
"No," she said. "It's your turn for a question."
Oh, right.
"Truth or dare?" I asked.
"Truth," she smiled.
I figured I'd start slowly. If I just started asking questions about myself, she'd get suspicious.
"Name all the guys you've dated," I said.
"All of them?" she asked.
I nodded.
It took her a good while to remember all of them. I swear when she was done that there must have been fifteen names on the list.
"But you're only in tenth grade!" I protested.
"So? You must have dated like six different girls in tenth grade after you dumped Jeanne's friend."
"Cammie?"
"Yeah, the jock," Jill said. "I can't even remember all of them. Heather, Maria, and that ditzy one with the laugh. Tee-hee-hee! What was her name?"
"I have no idea," I said. Some ambitious bakers like baking honey muffins. Got it. "It's your roll."
Jill was quite the little entrepreneur. By the time the clock struck one, she had a number of red hotels and I had a dwindling pile of cash.
"Truth or dare," she said.
"Dare," I said.
Truthfully, I thought, what could she have me do? Run outside naked in the snow?
"I want to see it," she said, looking at my crotch.
"See what?" I asked in alarm.
"Your dick," she said.
"Why?"
"What do you care?" she laughed. "You picked dare, you have to do it."
I just stared at her.
"Oh, all right," she said with another giggle. "Last year, Marcia Burns said she watched you and her sister, Liane, do it for like half an hour, and she said you were really, you know, big."
"I'm not."
"I'll be the judge of that," she said.
"I'm not showing my cock to my little sister."
"Bawk, bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-BAWK," she said, flapping her folded arms against her side.
"I'm not scared," I said, "it's just not, you know..."
"We're not gonna fuck, Trick," she shook her head. "I just want to see it."
Apparently that was the price of further conversation with Jill, so I sighed and pulled down my pants.
"You're right," she finally said.
"About?"
"It's not that big," she said.
"See?"
"Although it is big," she made a little moue with her mouth. "It's just not really big, like Marcia said."
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First time swapping experienceAt 19 I was relatively inexperienced with sex. I had fucked 3 girls including my current girlfriend called Sandra, who was 17 and by far the best so far, with a great size 10 figure and lovely 36D tits. She had long dark hair and a pretty young face. I was pleasantly surprised to find that she was very experienced in bed, and after being together for a while she told me that she first had sex at 14, and had slept with "lots" of boys before she was 16. She also...
The point of a blow jobThis guide is written to help girls and women understand what is expected of them. The first thing you need to understand is: you are a slut. If you want to do what you are there to do, you cannot see yourself as a friend, wife, or lover. When a man looks down on you and sees you with his cock in his mouth, he sees you as a slut. You are his bitchDon't listen to the advice that tells you that a blowjob is intimate and tender. Blowjobs aren't really about physical...
Sarah had a real soft spot for her Granny Mary.Sarah lay on her bed, her legs were spread apart and her fingers were caressing her pussy lips and she was squeezing her so sensitive nipples with her other hand as she played over in her mind two particularly memorable times her Granny Mary spanked her in front of a whole group of onlookers. Both times the humiliation of being spanked so publicly were a real turn-on for Sarah. Both times as well she deserved a second spanking that day and each...
SpankingA husband comes up with an idea for a sex toy that his wife is interested in introducing during one of her girl's nights that she frequently holds at their home. And he gets to demonstrate it to her and her friends. (M/F+, oral, glory)***My wife loves to have her home based businesses. She's sold cooking items, candles, decorative signs and bags. For all these adventures she's had parties at our home with groups of women coming to see what the latest craze in her home based businesses is all...
All the lust I can get.Please send us a message if you have enjoyed this story. We really enjoy hearing from our readers. Cheers.I can't remember when I became a total slut. Even before my first fuck I was fascinated by group sex. I remember finding a stash of xxx rated movies up in a cupboard in mum and dad's room when I was sixteen. I slipped one into the video and the first thing I saw was a young blonde girl being fucked in the pussy and arse whilst she sucked on another cock. I slipped...
Next five days were even more hectic. More friends and guests arrived. Each key host family member was tied up to do more and more entertaining. Sameena, Shahabad and their father Jahangir rang to inform that they were flying in on weekend. Gulnaz now was feeling happier as her close family was getting closer to be under the same roof. Day engagements were getting numerous. Both Gulnaz and Shahnaz felt their private time had shrunk so much that they felt like public property. Shahnaz would...
Several fully naked, actors leaped off the stage and ran into the small, 200 or so, audience. They tapped audience members and lead them onto the stage. My ‘shy’ wife included, but she froze in her seat. I had just seconds to ponder how we got here and if I still wanted us to be here. ~~~~~~~ two weeks earlier ~~~~~~~~ My beautiful wife, Sue, decided it was time for a road trip back to California to visit friends. While I agreed, I wondered what secrets she was hiding this time. We’d only...
I went back to the room I was sharing with Lauri to find her watching the weather channel. Apparently in our search for the ultimate orgasm we had forgotten that spring was not anywhere around the corner and that old man winter was about to bury us in a blizzard. Guests had been checking out in droves and Lisa had given me her cell number before I left her room. She texted me to say that all of her appointments for the rest of the weekend had cancelled and she was hoping the three of us could...
Lord Ronald Pirelli and his wife Carol strolled down the gang plank as if they owned the ship. Captain Jamil said they had two nights and then they sailed the next morning. This suited Albert. Tonight, was to scope and tomorrow was to gamble. It had been close to a year since he was last here. Albert was hoping that his new body, look and name, would let him pass by the shadow of Allan Dale, as most here knew him. He’d managed to fleece a few dollars from every member of the crew and while...
“Come on, baby,” begged Kenyada Henderson.“No,” protested his wife. “I don’t feel like it.”“Alright,” the forty-eight year-old rolled over to his side of king size bed.Kenyada threw off the covers and walked into the master bathroom. He went into his closet and put on a pair of Polo Ralph Lauren relaxed fit jeans and a quarter zip fleece pullover. He picked up his wallet and cell phone off the nightstand and walked towards the bedroom door. “Where are you going,” asked Stephanie...
Strangers in the Night: 8. Wendy was pleased to see me. It seems that the World Rally Championship was at our house this weekend. That's not exactly right. The race wasn't for the championship ... the race was Finland's race for points for the Cup. The racers would use some of our roads and the rest of the neighborhood roads were part of it. The co-drivers had been driving the routes for several days, taking notes about speed, gears, braking and distances between corners. It all boiled...
"Jetzt schmoll doch nicht die ganze Zeit", sagte mein Vater und starrte mich genervt durch den Rückspiegel an. "Vor kurzem hast du noch gemeckert, dass wir nicht in den Urlaub fahren würden!" Ich antwortete nicht und sah aus dem Fenster. Draußen zogen endlose Rapsfelder vorbei, während wir über die Landstraße Richtung Ostsee fuhren. Schließlich drehte sich meine Mutter zu mir um. "Marie, Schatz, das ist vielleicht das letzte Mal, dass wir gemeinsam verreisen. Nächstes Jahr machst du Abitur und...
TeenHello. I am back with a story after a while. I am 24 now, 6 ft tall, a little chubby with 5-inch dick. I study and work as a freelancer. This is a fictional story and not real. I moved to a new city after completing studies. With no financial support from my parents, it was hard to start with. Finding a place to live in and getting 3 square meals every day was turning out to be difficult. Moreover, I did not have a job yet. I used to wander the streets of a strange city with a resume in my hand...
This one is compliments of salyers1932 Karl Marx never achieved the wit and humor of Groucho Marx. Here is a sampling of the funny Marx. Groucho Marx, may he rest in peace, processed the world with a quirky mind: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. All people are born alike ... except Republicans and Democrats. I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good...
Petite hottie Alina West joins director Mick Blue for a private date, and he shoots intimate, POV-style footage of the sexy encounter. The Austrian stud chats with Alina as she shows off her plump booty in skimpy porn-wear. It’s an abbreviated tease because Alina can’t wait to fuck! She kneels before Mick, soaking his knob in slobber while giving a crude blowjob. When he’s fully ready, the young girl sticks her sweet ass into the camera and rides his throbbing rod. Alina...
xmoviesforyouThe Race, Part One Note: This is a multi-part story and this part is mainly setting the scene for what is to come so there is not going to be much domination or sexual activity in this one. Story: "Will you relax already," John told Kristen. Kristen tried to stop her leg from tapping. "Excuse me for being a bit nervous. It's not like I do this everyday," Kristen told him. "What is it to be nervous about. You've seen me drive. Relax," he told her while putting a hand on...
Recently, my husband and I went away for the weekend to take advantage of the good weather. We checked into an amazing hotel for a nice quite relaxing weekend.On the Saturday afternoon we decided to rent a couple of bikes to take in some of the local scenery. I hadn’t exactly packed for cycling but it didn’t matter.We arrived at the cycle rental place, me, dresses in a skimpy vest top to maximize the amount of sun I was getting, a short skirt and, unusually for me, I decided I had better put...