Butler No MoreChapter 8
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“That is so. My fellow wife seems to be happily married to my husband.”
“Oh? You have a triple marriage yourself?”
“Indeed. Our colony has its own laws, and one of these sets no limits on spouses, as long as all involved are happy with the situation. They have to sign an affidavit to that effect before the marriage can take place. Still interested?
“I have to consult with my ladies before I can answer that, ma’am.”
“Wise decision, sergeant. Do so now.”
Catherine was looking at John with awe. She said to him, “John darling, I had suspected, but I never knew for certain about Daddy. I had a sheltered upbringing. If what you say is true, and I believe you are telling the truth, I want to go to the colony and marry you and Elizabeth there, if you will both have me. I want to be well away from any wrongdoing that Daddy may be involved in, much as I love him as a father.”
“Elizabeth? How do you react? Want a job on Home colony, and marriage to me and Catherine?”
“You hardly have to ask, John. You know the answer is yes. Tell the lady, Mrs Kempe, that we are on her list for emigration, whenever that can take place. How long does it take to get on the list for shipping out, and how long does the voyage take? Do we have to undergo hibernation, and is it dangerous?”
Mrs Kempe came back on the line. “Right. If you are serious about it, you fly out by RAF plane from Brize Norton to Ascension Island, and a Landership – an alien spaceship – will collect you from there. Flight time to Home Colony is variable: about an hour to get to orbit; some more time, indeterminate, to reach the transfer point. A similar period is involved in getting from the transfer point to the de-orbit down to Home colony. The elapsed time between the transfer points is a fraction of a second, by my best guess. Effectively instantaneous, though. Total time, planet to planet, three or four hours on average. Suit you?”
John was decisive. “Agreed, colonel. You must have an understanding husband, if you have such power in your hands as security chief.”
She laughed. “He is like putty in my hands, sergeant, except for one thing. My husband is the Governor of the Colony, so he outranks even me.”
“Oh. That tops anything that I could say, colonel. How do we make arrangements to get that flight to Ascension?”
“I have your names and other details for all three of you, sergeant. I will pass them to Ascension, and you will get a call to tell you when to appear at Brize Norton. It will be within a day or two. Baggage is only what you can carry between you; contents optional, except no Earth organisms other than humans.”
“I nearly forgot to ask you: how does this telephone call work between planets?”
“Simple. Before the instantaneous transfer of matter, there was a similar transfer of data. That is what you are getting now, in the form of a phone call.”
“Thanks, Colonel, for all your help. We will await that call from the RAF.”
After the call concluded, John was concerned. “How the hell could a woman on another planet know so much about what was going on here in England?”
Elizabeth pointed out, “She said she had Special Forces contacts, so that is why she knew so much about you.”
“Yes, but how come she knew your original first name? She must have had access to police records to find that.” He hesitated as he pondered, then brightened and concluded, “The Personalia. That’s where her data is coming from. They must mine data from any database they can get into. She must have close contacts with these alien spaceships. That’s why she didn’t know about Catherine. The Dawes family stays off databases as far as they can. Databases can link you to various crimes without you realising it, and Mr. Dawes was on to that. That was the reason he had changed his surname.”
“What?” asked Catherine. “Changed his surname? How do you know that?”
“Because your father told me, Catherine.”
“That’s most peculiar. Why would he tell you his former name, if he was hiding it? When did he offer this revelation?”
“When I told him that you and I were an item, Catherine. He wanted to know what was my real name, behind the Jeeves title. I told him it was John Hawkins Freeman, and in his surprise he admitted that his original surname was the same – Freeman.”
“You mean I am already a Freeman, even before I marry you, John?”
“Correct, my love. You are already Catherine Freeman, if you care to use that surname.”
Elizabeth huffed, “So I changed the wrong name? Instead of changing my first name, I should have changed my surname by deed poll to Freeman!”
“You can do that by marrying me and Catherine at Home Colony, my darling, once we discover what jobs Mrs Kempe has in mind for us.”
Elizabeth’s phone rang again. “What now?” she queried, picking up the call.
“We gather that this is Felicity Frobisher’s telephone. May we speak with Mr John Hawkins Freeman?”
Elizabeth thrust the phone at John. “It is for you again.”
He answered, saying, “Hello. John Freeman here.”
“This is The Personalia. We have a provisional booking for you on a flight to Ascension from Brize Norton RAF base at 2000 hours tomorrow. Is this suitable for you and your two companions?”
“Uh, yes. We could make it, I think. Hang on.” He turned to his ladies. “Brize Norton, 2000 hours tomorrow. Doable?”
Elizabeth simply nodded, Yes. Catherine looked confused for a minute, then threw up her hands. “Yes. I am in. I will be with you, John. All we need is a car.”
As John turned back to the phone, the caller spoke to him, “A police car has been arranged to take you three from Constable Frobisher’s home to the air base. It will be at her home at midday tomorrow, if you are now ready to leave for Home Colony.”
John was flabbergasted, but decided to go with the flow. “We accept. We will be ready at that time, at Constable Frobisher’s home.”
“Thank you, John Hawkins Freeman. Three places have been allocated for you on a Landership at Ascension, three hours after your scheduled arrival. That should give you time for a quick meal before departure to Home Colony. Any questions? If not, goodbye.”
John spread his hands in an upward direction, in a sign of being unable to do anything about the situation. “It looks like we are committed, girls. Better start packing for our future. Remember, only what we can carry. I travel light, but can carry a lot, so I can take extra if you have anything you are desperate to keep by you. Decision time, my loves. Get to it.”
On the dot at midday, a police car drew up as planned, and the three were standing on the pavement with their cases and bags. The driver said, “Destination, please?”
John told him, “Brize Norton.”
The driver said, “Thank you. That was the password. Please all get in the back seat.” He remained in his own seat.
The three opened the back doors and loaded themselves in, putting their baggage at their feet for the relatively short trip. The driver was watching, and when they closed the doors, he called back, “All loaded?”
John confirmed it, and the car set off smoothly. The driver said nothing more, just concentrated on the driving. At the end of the road, they were joined by a police motorcyclist who sped ahead to ensure that there would be no holdups at junctions. At times he held up traffic to let them through, then chased after them and onward to the next bottleneck.
Elizabeth was impressed. “You don’t get this sort of treatment even if you are a superintendent. Someone has clout with the Met, it seems. Must be The Personalia, or whoever is running things at Ascension, or a combination of both. They clearly don’t want us to miss our flight.”
John was easy with that. “Don’t let’s knock it, darling. Just go with the flow, and see where it takes us. This is quite an adventure for all of us.”
“Give me a cuddle, then, John. I am not used to being noticed in a big way.”
Catherine intruded, “That goes for both of us, John dear, so you can cuddle us both to reassure us.”
John did so, and settled back with the girls on either side, with his arms round them. At one point he noticed the driver’s eyes reflected in the car internal mirror, and smiled contentedly at the envy he saw.
Their arrival at Brize Norton was again like a personality coming to visit, and as they swept inside the gates without any checks, John recognised that someone high up in the military had ordered this, either to honour them, or get them out of his hair. Their police car delivered them to the terminal, and decanted them into the hands of a couple of servicemen who rushed them to the departure lounge. The men saw them through the door, saluted, and left. The Departure Lounge staff seemed to know who they were, and made little attempt to examine their luggage, other than demand that there be no live material within.
They reassured their handlers on this point, and signed an affidavit to that effect.
They were treated to a snack lunch at the coffee shop in the departure lounge, and given a voucher for an evening meal as the take-off was at 8 pm. In addition, a female staff member was allocated to escort them whilst there, and assist them with any problem they might have.
Catherine asked the woman sweetly whether their treatment was in any way unusual. She responded, “I wouldn’t know, miss. I was just told to act as your liaison for today, until your flight time. I certainly haven’t been asked to do this previously.”
She asked innocently, “Do you have lots of people flying to Ascension?”
The woman replied, “Just the one flight today, miss. It is an Airbus A346 military charter, so very comfortable. The number of passengers for Ascension varies quite a bit. Curiously, Ascension seems to have more people flying to it than flying back. Perhaps the base there is being expanded.”
Catherine concluded that sensitive information was restricted to those who needed to know, as this woman apparently was not aware that Ascension was the departure point for the Earth colony on another planet. It made sense to her, mathematically. Keeping such numbers down significantly reduced the chances of data leaking to the general public.
Check-in closed three hours before the flight, so she made certain they were checked in well before that, then encouraged them to eat before flying. “It is a long flight, and you will get standard airline food on the way there, but here you have a wider choice of what to eat, and it is much better food!”
She was right. Before boarding, the trio thanked her for her assistance, and she appeared to appreciate the praise. The flight itself was much like any long distance flight. It was run by a private company on charter to the RAF, but being a military flight from a military airfield, there were no restrictions on taking liquids and such aboard, which surprised them.
Ascension was a surprise in itself. The island was totally volcanic, with the air base being the largest stretch of flat land on the island. Incongruously, the base seemed to be controlled by Americans, but this was soon explained. Ascension airbase was leased to the Americans, but with a proviso of assistance to the UK where required. The Falklands war had been the prime example of this, when Britain needed it for its long-distance flights. The island base in 1982 became for a brief time the busiest airport in the world, with bombers and tankers coming and going, plus all the freight aircraft delivering supplies, and passenger aircraft delivering essential personnel, but now it was the transit point for the Earth Colony in another solar system. John told his girls that he had read of men arriving and doing their assigned tasks, then being flown straight back to the UK, as there was no provision for surplus personnel.
There was little sign of the interstellar nature of the island. There were plenty of army personnel in evidence, along with some navy people, but most of the military in evidence were still RAF or USAF people. They expected to see gantries for spacecraft take-offs, but there was none.
Despite that, there was no sign of the place being operated as any kind of space base; none at all. In some ways this felt weird, but the busy people all around seemed to think nothing of it. Transport aircraft appeared to be the most frequent fliers, with supplies being offloaded and taken to warehouses near the harbour, if you could call it a harbour. It was more of a stone pier, extended somewhat to cater for larger ships. The pier could not go much further out, for with the island being a volcano, the slopes of the seabed below dropped dramatically downwards after a short distance. Any further extension would have to be a floating pier sticking out into the Atlantic.
The trio were welcomed by the base director: unexpectedly, a British Army General. The idea of a general running a small island garrison seemed ludicrous, but he explained his task.
“My name is Lieutenant General Thomson. I am responsible for supplies to our new colony, on behalf of the United Nations. This is a world operation, and Ascension is just the funnel through which everything goes. The position of Ascension is unique: 900 miles from our nearest neighbour, so isolated enough that interplanetary traffic can pass through without being noticed.
The bulk of the supplies arrive by ship, but a small proportion of more urgent items arrive by air. We have physical restraints as far as size and shape are concerned. Like all air freight, it has to be able to go through a cargo door and into the hold. In the case of the Colony, the aircraft is replaced by an alien spaceship known as a Landership.
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“Good morning, Mrs Catherine Freeman. Kathleen Malone’s treatment proceeds as planned. It has reached 71 per cent complete, and all appears satisfactory. We anticipate completion at about 11.37 a.m. Was that all?” “That is all. Thank you and goodbye.” Rather than wake her spouses unnecessarily, she went through to the kitchen to make breakfast; mostly cereal and coffee. She scoffed the cereal hungrily, and sat at the table sipping her instant coffee, thinking about her new life in a...
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Mr Jeeves, I am going to pass to you in confidence a little knowledge of our investigations. The lawyer is telling us that Mrs Dawes’ former husband was instrumental in the forgery. He apparently was persuaded to assist, in an apparent apology for planting listening devices on his ex-wife.” “Of course!” I exclaimed. “The listening devices were in the car that he provided as part of the divorce settlement. We only discovered them recently, and had to conclude they were installed at his...
“Don’t take it too literally, Jeeves. I am merely considering emergency measures at this time.” “Very well, Miss Frobisher. I shall look out for you, should it prove necessary.” She smiled sweetly at me. “That sounds fine, Jeeves. Can we leave it at that, for now?” “We can. You got the inventory data installed on the office computer?” “I did that; including the section you left password-protected. I take it Mr. Dawes will have access?” “He has, and can alter the password to suit...
By the time I handed in the tray at the kitchen, there was more information on the TV news. By now, other cardboard boxes stuffed with bubble-wrap had been opened to reveal more artefacts, to the delight of the museum. As each item was revealed, it was laid on a foam mat on a cloth-covered folding table that had been hurriedly obtained. It was then quickly photographed, before being carried into the British Museum in triumph by a member of staff. I snorted at these antics, to the dismay of...
The valuer returned, “Exactly what I was thinking! My mind is wondering whether there are tiles behind this wood panelling. Having expensive tiles in the basement only makes sense to my mind if the upper corridor were similarly tiled to at least the same standard.” I excused myself for a couple of minutes while I phoned for the planned pickup of our valuer. The Jeeves on the other end promised to be there in about half an hour. I returned to Mister valuer and told him when he would be...
I volunteered, “I am sure that the final appearance will make the whole house look good, Miss Catherine. You have a lovely Victorian residence, if I may say so, ma’am. The dark panelling appears to have been introduced in 1901, as a sign of mourning at the death of Her Imperial Majesty, Queen Victoria.” “Really? That’s cool, Jeeves. How did you work that out?” “A combination of factors, Miss. The tiles appear to be from the ceramic works of William De Morgan, a noted Victorian potter and...
“If it suits you, miss, this morning would be admirable. I can ask Miss Frobisher to come along as a chaperone.” “Chaperone? For me? Or for you, Jeeves?” “Either, Miss Catherine. May I go and speak to her now?” “All right, then. Try to set it up for an hour from now. That will give me time to tidy my bedroom before you invade it.” I found my way to Miss Frobisher’s office, and tapped on the door. She answered it, and I said, “Miss F, I propose to use Miss Catherine’s telescope mounting...
I needed to get some research done on the history of this house. Jeeves and Company should be able to work on that, once I got a chance to ask them. Time I was doing another trip to the charity shop. What I might do is go there with the excuse of looking for a camera tripod of my own. That might appear a genuine reason for going out. I would bring it up tomorrow morning. Once breakfast was over and the table cleared, I approached Mr Dawes as he retreated to his study. “Sir?” “Yes,...
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There were only two people interviewing him, one the Ambassador and the other was introduced as His Magnificence, the Emir Mahmoud Abdullah, may he live for ever. The Emir opened the proceedings by saying, "Thank you for joining us today; I want nothing to interfere with our discussion here, so please do not attempt to use the correct formal honorific; feel free to call me 'sir'. We already know a great deal about you, so perhaps it would be better if you were to interview us?" "Thank...
Promptly at four the following day a Rolls-Royce arrived to take Robinson to the airport. He had had to be firm with his wife and had simply told her that this was a second interview and that he was minded to take the job if it could be arranged. When she protested he remembered the Emir's words, "The whip is our standard form of punishment for slaves, and is available to correct recalcitrant concubines, or even wives." He might avail himself of that, or at least a slipper, if she proved...
When the time came to go to Paris, the Emir's plans had changed and Robinson was booked on a scheduled flight, where he was treated as a VIP passenger and given a secluded cabin within the first class area of the Air Kobekistan jumbo jet. Shortly after take-off a stewardess joined him in the cabin and calmly stripped herself of all her uniform except her shoes and cap. "I am here for the Master's pleasure, to serve all his wants," she said, "I understand you have not flown with us...
The following day the Chief Eunuch arrived in Robinson's quarters with a woman in an abaya. "This is Thurayya, a present from the Emir," the old eunuch explained, "to replace the ones you rejected." The woman removed her abaya and stood naked with her head bowed and her feet apart, waiting for further orders. Robinson looked her over and walked slowly round her, She was olive-skinned with long shiny black hair, the typical Arab idea of beauty, well, even abundantly, fleshed and about...
After studying the operation of the Golden Palace for a few days, Robinson approached the Emir with a request. "Sir, I would like to put another lock on the Wine Cellar door," he said. The Emir was surprised by this request and commented, "All the doors are electronic. Only you and I, and anyone else we nominate, can get in through that door." "Sir, I am a cautious man. If the electronic lock were somehow subverted I would like to think that the door would still not open. I suggest a...
Whish ... THWACK! The Chief Eunuch lashed hard at the woman's shoulders with his dog whip as the Emir walked out of the Throne Room. The first to take the opportunity of using the woman was Major Fahd Ahkras who rubbed at the blackening mark across her shoulders as he fucked her arse. This made her cry out in further pain. The Chief Eunuch turned to Robinson and said, "Would you like to participate here? I recommend doing so now, as she will be torn and unresponsive by the time of the...
Robinson had settled in to a routine, and had attended the Emir each breakfast and for several dinners, mostly alone or with some of his advisors, when he was told that he would preside over the serving of dinner again, and that there would be the Emir's two English wives present. He supervised the mise-à-table and was satisfied that all was perfection. He then took his station behind the Emir's chair and waited. "You must be the Princess Alima, ma'am," said Robinson, bowing, as an...
After three weeks of working in the Golden Palace, Robinson again sought the advice of the Chief Eunuch. "If I want my wife to come from England, how do I arrange that?" "I suggest that you go and fetch her," said the old eunuch, "If you speak to Kamal Qumsiyeh he will arrange the journey." The Head of Protocol was as helpful as he could be. "Will three day's time be suitable?" he asked, "The Emir will be away for a couple of days and so you will not be needed here. I can...
It was a week before Caroline raised the question she had been wondering about. She had not really realised why the concubines were in the same accommodation as them, but assumed they were other employees. She had her own room and Robinson implied that this was for her comfort if he was working late. He had told her that the courtyard was theirs to use, and when she had investigated it she found that there were no entrances other than from their suite. He had also explained that the man in...
"What I require is someone newly graduated from your school, male, preferably an older student with some experience outside college before coming on your course," the butler said to the Principal of London's leading private college specialising in the training of senior domestic staff for the nobility, "He will be my deputy here at the Golden Palace in Kobek in the service of His Magnificence, the Emir Mahmoud Abdullah, may he live for ever." "It would be illegal for us to discriminate...
At one of the dinners for the Emir and his wives, there was a telephone call for the Emir just before the dessert was served. During dinner he had been sucked by both of his wives, and the evening was clearly going to follow the usual course of such evenings, ending with some sexual games during and after coffee and liqueurs. Tonight was different; after the telephone call, the Emir said that he had to go and deal with a problem, and would be an hour or two. "You finish your dinners. I'm...
After dinner one evening, when the Emir had dined alone, he seemed disposed to chat to Robinson, and they discussed the latest rugby and cricket news, despairing of England's ability to finish any match off, having put themselves in a winning position early on. "I do find Kobekistan a little boring at times," said the Emir, "Just one long round of problems which people claim only the Emir can solve." "Surely there are some compensations, Sir," ventured the butler. "Oh, yes," said...
The dinner for the Emir was a great success, and Robinson and Caroline chatted with the Emir as though they were at table in England. Alzubra had high hopes that she would be offered to the Emir, but she was not called into her Master's presence. Robinson had not bothered to tell his wife the full purpose of the Emir's visit, and when the formal dinner finished they all rose, she thought for the Emir to leave. "We will now go into the bedroom, if it pleases my Master," said Robinson to...
Later, in the privacy of her own room, Caroline went over the evening's occurrences and could not believe how aroused she had been by the whole episode. 'My husband watched another man bugger me, and it excited him, and me, ' she mused, 'Then he whipped me, properly, and that just turned me on more. I must be a slut, and a loose woman. My mother must be turning in her grave. I'm sure she never had anyone but my father.' If Caroline had but known it, her mother, who had been a...
A week later an abaya shrouded figure again entered his bedroom as he was about to go to bed. Thinking this was a return visit by Ayda, and looking forward to another pleasant interlude with her, he hastened to help her remove her all concealing garment, only to be faced with the nude body of Ayda's daughter, the Princess Alima. "But ... but..." he stammered. "That's a nice welcome, I must say," replied the Princess, "Yes. I am here to be the delight of your night tonight. Am I so...
At breakfast, Caroline asked nonchalantly, "Which of the concubines did you use last night?" "Mind your own business," her husband replied, "You should know better than to ask personal questions about matters which do not concern you." "I only ask because none of the women were missing at midnight when we were having a quiet game of whist," she replied, "And there was a rumour that you were visited by someone from the Emir's harem." "As I said, it is no business of yours what...
The Emir had one of his occasional dinners with his two wives, and Robinson wondered whether the attitude of any of the three Royals would be different, since this was the first such occasion since he had slept with each of the Emir's wives. All proceeded normally until the Emir signalled for Alima to suck his prick as he ate. Naturally she performed this task with all the enthusiasm she normally showed and the Emir clearly enjoyed it. Then Alima passed a remark quietly to her mother, which...
About five years after Robinson had taken up his post as butler to His Magnificence, the Emir Mahmoud Abdullah, a small war started against the neighbouring Khanate of Tirfil. The new Khan, formerly Prince Habib, had allowed more and more incursions across the border, raiding villages, mostly for livestock but with a few women also being stolen. Things came to a head when a complete village was razed to the ground and its male inhabitants slaughtered. A few escaped and they confirmed what the...
Robinson was fucking Charlotte one afternoon when he finally decided that she really wasn't any good as a concubine. All the rest of his women were either happy to be in a harem, because that was the only life they knew, or had, at least, learned to enjoy it as his wife had. All of the others were grateful to be in his bed from time to time; indeed they vied for the privilege. This Charlotte obeyed him, but that was all. She never tried to catch his eye, and it was clear she thought that...