Getting Tangled in the Tinsel
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Tinsel giggles, smiling at Scott. She cocks her head to the side and it takes the man a minute to realize that she is staring at his rigid member. “Do you need some help with that?” she asks, eyes wide. “Here.” She climbs onto the bed and starts stroking him. She gets her ace right next to it, then licks it from the base of the shaft to the tip. “Does it turn you one to look at those pictures?”
“No,” Scott says, watching his catgirl sister’s mouth envelope him. His is overwhelmed with pleasure. He feels he might ejaculate at any moment. He stares at Tinsel greedily sucking his prick. She stops just short of letting him get his release.
Then she stands up on the bed, pulls her shirt off which is quickly followed by her bra. Scott stares up at her beautiful breasts. They are plentiful, but from his vantage point they look even bigger. She then lets her skirt fall on the bed, leaving just her red panties. She gets back on her knees and crawls over the man until she is straddling his head. Scott feels the thin cotton of her panties against his face. He can even feel the warm dampness from her cunt.
Then he notices her looking down at him. “Do you wonder how many boys I fucked while I was at college,” she asks. “Or do you wonder how many I fucked while I was out today?”
In truth he hadn’t thought of either until just now. Tinsel grabs the crotch of her panties and slides them aside, giving the man’s mouth full access to her soaking wet pussy. Scott begins licking right away. He wonders is her is going to taste cum mixed in with her juices. So he pushes her clit around with his tongue. Her pussy tastes sweet to his tongue, and while it is very wet, she has not been recently fucked. He finds that he has mixed feelings about not getting a creampie from her. The man grabs her ass with both hands anyway, licking the length of her wet folds. And then he hears her chatter.
“Mmm, I was just kidding,” she reveals. “I’ve been saving my pussy for you today.”
Scott’s face is soaked with her juices. He lets one of his hands trace the crack of her ass until it stops at her backdoor. He then allows his finger to slowly push in and out, fucking her tight door while he continues to lick delightfully at her.
“Oohh, Scott,” the catgirl burbles. She grinds her crotch harder into his face. She cannot help but rock a little as she feels his mouth muscle lick around her clit before he inserts a second digit into her ass.
“I’ can’t take it!” she suddenly wails, rolling off the man and letting his fingers slip out of her.
“What?” Scott says with his face glistening from her juices.
“Scott...” she says, almost too quietly.
“Yes?”
Tinsel takes both hands, grabbing the panties she is wearing and tears them off. She lays herself back on the bed. “I need your dick. I need you to fuck me right now with your big, hard dick. It’s Christmas Eve and it’s time for your first present.”
Scott wakes up and thinks he is dreaming. The young woman next to him appears to be his adopted catgirl sister. He moves his face closer to hers and kisses her lips. Tinsel’s eyes remain shut but she smiles. And then he remembers the night before, Christmas Eve. The woman next to him is real. He lets his hand travel down the length of her body, then rests it on her smooth pussy. She parts her legs just a bit. With the allowance, he pushes his a finger against her clit and rubs. Then he hears...
Tinsel wakes up from her nap in her brother’s bed. He is still gone. She hoped to have bene able to talk to him about her relationship with his ex-girlfriend rather than him snooping through her phone and learning of it that way. But now she that she thinks about it, maybe she should do some snooping too. The catgirl doesn’t bother getting dressed. She picks up a pair of Scott’s boxers from the bedroom floor and sniffs them, inhaling his scent. Being essentially a cat in human form, she has...
Scott’s mind goes over and over the events that had happened after they got back from the airport. She caught him masturbating in his bedroom when she got out of the shower. She watched him orgasm and then sucked him off. His sister, the catgirl, had actually sucked his cock. He tried to let this sink in and wonders what the rest of the weekend, all the way up to Christmas day, will be like. Was that just a once in a life time thing? Is it going to be like this all weekend? Will it end after...
Scott stares into the face of his beautiful catgirl sister from the closet in her room. A sliding door with thins slats is the only thing standing between them. Her face is covered in her lover’s cum. And that same lover has asked her to get on all fours before getting behind her. He has just blasted all over her and is spent, but he is far from done with her. Dallas moves his bearded face between her legs. Scott watches as Tinsel smiles at the guy’s touch. “Yes, Dallas,” she says for her...
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