Journal of Desire Ch 01
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JULY 15, 89: What a fine and glorious day! A slight breeze carries a comfortable temperature all through the city. The sun is bright and chipper, but there’s more to my happiness than weather! In addition to our blessed nature, I continue receiving amicable visitors. I don’t have a moment’s peace for people keep stopping by, saying hi, congratulations, so on and so forth. I might as well leave the door to my office ajar, it doesn’t stay shut for long! No matter, today my schedule is free, and I welcome all who come to show their support. As for tomorrow, my new career, as Chief of police will begin!
I’ve finally reached my goals…there’s a knock…
Mark Haneely, senior officer, been after this position since I was a kid, and I know inside it kills him to come in here and see my name written in big letters on the plaque atop my desk. All the while he’s shaking my hand with that pudgy fist of his. Truly, I’m baffled at how I managed not to laugh in his face. Right into that disgusting fat face with its extra wobbling chin. It looks as if his head was smashed into a wall and didn’t quite heal! I might have to tell him to get into shape if he wants to stay on the force. Not that I have to or need to bother him about his weight. But more because I want to, and I can. Sure, all in all, he’s a good officer, I’m not in disagreement over his moral character, but Hanley is nowhere near the caliber deserving the lofty position of Chief like he thinks he deserves! The very idea, Ha! Neither does he hold a high enough facility for competency. At most Haneely should be given a deputies’ position, at most! But he won’t even make it that far because I would never dream of promoting that lout. Really, he belongs on the street, passing out tickets, and breaking up bar fights. He’s no politician, and that’s what this job’s all about. Working with the community and city officials for the benefit of the department. A good heart could only accomplish so much. What’s needed is vision!
HA! Yet another visitor. Hopefully someone I’ll look forward to seeing…
In fact, it was someone I had looked forward to seeing, but I did not expect her to drop by so early, but I am much pleased. Stacy, my new secretary! I dare not pinch myself lest I wake. On second thought, I think I should rather give Stacy a little finger-nibbling. That skirt she was wearing was worthy of being drooled over. I think I’ll have a hard time standing around her for long periods of time. Look at me! Thinking like a hard-up youngster of sixteen! Still the thoughts, the ridiculous thoughts that now soar through my mind. Oh, the murder! He-he, I delight.
Yet, everything hasn’t always been fun and games. I had to work like a dog before receiving this position. To think I mustered the strength! I don’t know how I did it. And it angers me that my time was wasted keeping my ideas and dreams bottled in the dark for so long before finally awakening the genie of my passion. Especially with my prestigious learning at Occidental and USC, but never mind, I won’t bring myself down with frustrated ideas about the past. I’m here! I’m finally here, and nothing can take me down from this cloud. Nothing would dare. I think instead of darkening my perspective, I’ll make a round of the station, let everyone know what type of Chief they’ll be getting. I tolerate little foolishness if any at all…
Bunch of lollygaggers! Just because this is my first day doesn’t mean I’ll tolerate Tomfoolery! I’m assured that I will change the attitudes of everyone or kill them trying!
When lieutenant, I let all sorts of mischief go without so much as a dull glance. I’d see a loafer, and I’d say, ‘Hi,’ slap’em on the back or if it was a girl than pat’em on the shoulder. You do that, everyone will love you. I’ve even covered certain officer’s assess for gross negligence. Playing the game. That’s all it’s about, saying the right thing at the right time.
I can still remember some of their faces when I made my round earlier. Leaving the office, I had to walk down the hall leading to my secretary’s desk.
‘Hello again,’ I had said as I waived. My eyebrow was at a noticeable slant. I’m a fit man, I can still attract the ladies. She’d said hello back with a sensuous smile curling on her lips, what a luscious face. God I’d wished that desk wasn’t blocking her legs! Maybe later, I thought, I’d have her come into my office and take a memo. I had left the small secretaries’ room and moved out onto the overhead walkway of the second floor.
Beneath me, as I walked the upside down ‘U’ shaped overhang, I looked at the employee’s below. There was a female officer sitting at one of the computers among the fine wooden lobby desk talking to someone.
Only the finest materials in my station! My rules will be simple. If you have a metal desk, it’s because I don’t like you. Oh! The joy of being in charge, Ha, Ha! Also on the first floor below stands a large and magnificent statue of an angel with her wings spread wide in the act of covering her nakedness. Delightful! Not only do I love to look at this monument of art, but also I love to smell the aroma of heavy lacquered wood emanating from fine furniture. And the magnificent noises!
The loud clops of my shoes as I walked briskly over the impressive marbled floor. A wonder I go home at all! But there are places where I’d like to put rugs. Much of the rooms are already carpeted, mostly in a deep red with gold trim, edged with the smallest of tassels only a connoisseur, like myself, of fine decoration could appreciate and notice. Very soon though, I’ll make all the changes I think fit.
Passing the middle of the upside down ‘U’ overhang comes the emergency ladder. I absolutely dread the idea that there should ever be a fire here. I would die trying to stop it! Thank God for the sprinkler system.
One problem with it though, they are the exact polaroid of the effect of this whole station. Beautifully stained wood drilled and plugged with a tacky sprinkler head but a necessity nonetheless. Drats, the necessities of life! I try not to let it get me down. Maybe I could change the heads to another type of metal. Perhaps to a bright gold or silver, yes! It would cost a fortune, I know but nothing is impossible. Not without ingenuity. An attribute I was heavily possessed with since childhood. Even with the hideous sprinklers, the wondrous nature of this place is still not dampened much. I can continue to enjoy sliding my hand across the mahogany rails as I walk.
Wait, I digress. Back to explaining my rounds. Reaching the masterfully carved double door entrance to the Library, I opened wide one of the doors and stepped in. To my total shock and disgust, I had found three officers talking, talking in the Library of all things! The library is to enrich life, not to find camaraderie and pummel some scholarly like individual with disturbing crude laughter! I told them to talk elsewhere. They looked at me strangely, but I said nothing more. At last I was alone.
Often times, I like to go there to think and especially read. This Library carries much more than manuals on how to handle weapons or talk down a potential suicide victim. If you like Dante, it’s there. If you like, Homer, Shakespeare, they’re there as well. Do you read Anne Rice or Stephen King? History, theology, geography, I dare you not to find them. They’re waiting patiently for a lover to come along and snatch them up for a week or two. Every time I walk in that room, I take a deep intake of breath. My nose is filled with the mixed scent of new and old paper and glued binding. I even take delight in the musty smell of dust collecting on the very tops of the shelves and in between volumes of Britannica and Funk and Wagnall. I take a secret pleasure in removing one of my favorite books off one of the shelves, sneaking up the stairs, opening the third floor door that leads out to the inside balcony, and sitting down on the marble floor to read in peace. The added pleasure to my
solitude comes from hearing people below me move about with their droll lives while I furtively read my beloved book.
Strange, one might think, but I care not! I like what I like, and I like to read in peace, undisturbed totally. Just as alluring is the thought of being someplace where most people do not visit or even better don’t know exists!
I’ve been thinking about renting an apartment someplace, a place where there’s no phone and I don’t receive any mail. Nobody will know when I’m there. With my new high income that fantasy will probably very soon become a reality.
Back to my story, regretfully, I’d left the Library and moved onto the adjoining police’s lounge, but more so than not, the S.T.A.R.S. (Special Tactics And Rescue Squad) use that space. None of them were in there then, surprised me. They don’t have enough work to keep them busy! I think I’ll eliminate their little group. Perhaps I can make recommendations to some acquaintances over at the next city, get those supposed ‘special’ officers out of my hair. That would be nice. Besides, I think they’re a nosy bunch. Always walking around the station as if they owned the building. One time even out onto the third floor balcony while I was reading in peace. What a little embarrassing time for that officer and I. Hiding my anger well, I said hi and then left. Muttering under my breath the whole time about how I wished I could fire them. Now I remember! It was that idiot Meloy. Overgrown ape that one.
He-he, I have my opportunity now. Composure. I must approach such a task with discretion and under the guise of well-off intentions. But not now, today is a day to enjoy myself. I have time to deal with those fools later.
I left the S.T.A.R.S.’ lounge… wait! My lounge! I left my lounge with the illuminated soda dispenser shining the Coca-Cola logo and walked into the hallway. This section is on the opposite wing from my chambers, aren’t I glad to be further away from the nosy S.T.A.R.S. What a drabby hall, and nothing more than a bench and wastebasket next to the door I entered. I turned right at the corner, looked out the window at my left to look at the tall trees outside. A lovely shade of dark green I thought. The nicest thing about this hall were the large windows. I was about to pass the S.T.A.R.S.’ room, as I was in the habit, when I remembered who I was. I’m the Chief! No longer do I have to hide my true emotions. Who do I have to answer to? Nobody, that’s who! I twisted the knob and poked my head in.
‘Hello?’ I said with probably a stupid grin on my face.
Two large officers, Barry and Meloy, were sitting at their desks in front of their computers.
‘Hard at work?’ I let my sarcasm show but not too much.
Barry said something stupid that I can’t quite remember, something like, ‘Yeah boss, this computer Black Jack is difficult to beat.’
His ignorant comrade, Meloy, laughed at this with his usual gruff voice.
I faked an obviously forced laugh and closed the door. ‘I’ve really got to get rid of them!’ I grunted to myself in the hall. I had all the time in the world to deal with the S.T.A.R.S. For now, I’d continue my little visit throughout the station.
Entering into the next hallway, I passed the statue bust of Mercury and walked down the carpeted stairs. A quick left and I had found myself in the crime lab. Metal chairs and desks, I automatically didn’t like the room. Though it does carry a nice claustrophobic feel to it. I’ve always liked small nooks. Nobody knows of their existence. Fascinating! But the furniture is bland and it steals the vibe of the closed in phobia. Too bad. I had entered the room, not saying anything. I could here someone moving in the small darkroom adjacent.
A young man appeared. ‘Hi Mr. Irons!’ the clean cut twenty something or other said. The young man waved at me after he had pushed the heavy dark curtains to one side. ‘I was just about to start on some crime-scene photos,’ he offered his hand.
I looked at it for a moment, relishing my new authority. I didn’t have to shake this man’s hand if I didn’t want to. But the idea of having so much power put me in such a ripe mood, I took his hand and pumped it for what it was worth.
‘Nice to see that you’ll be running the show from now on. I hope to work alongside you for a long time to come.’ The young man was obviously happy with my show of mistaken affection. The whole time I despised him.
‘Good job,’ I think I said. ‘Keep up the good work,’ I left then.
Walking back out to the first floor hallway, I passed the door that would lead me to the brief room, and continued on to the next-door down, the ammunitions room. And then I walked toward the next-door, no more than ten feet away, I absorbed the exciting ambience seeping from the weapons. I was embraced by dead silence, compounded with the knowledge that hi-tech guns and ammunitions were patiently waiting inside nearby lockers. The master key to those lockers was safely tucked into my breast pocket. Again, the knock of my feet against the cement floor clamored in my head like a favorite tune. I looked up at the dim fluorescent lights not two feet above my head. Their soft buzz played along with the clatter of my shoes. I touched the brass knob to the door and felt sorry that I had to leave. I even made a pout with my face, though I quickly changed my countenance before entering the next room.
Barely having walked into the office, I was greeted with numerous congratulations and claps on the back, a silly bunch of show. I care not for glory of people so beneath me! What satisfaction could I derive by their worthless cheers? The greatest goals in their lives have probably already been met. Goals like getting married or halfway paying their pathetic mortgage payments! What a distressing sight, these bunch of men. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Wesker in his separate room. I could see between the partially opened blinds he was working on something with great interest. Bless that individual! He was made of the same thread as I. He knew better than to come out here and congratulate me with false praise. He was envious, I knew that, and so did he. I like things in the open and that’s Wesker for you, an outspoken man. I do trust in him.
After accepting so many handshakes and applauds, I walked into his office and closed the door and began to laugh.
‘Don’t you feel odd wearing those darks shades all the time?’ I said.
He didn’t immediately look at me, as if molested by my very presence! I liked him even more for his rude behavior.
‘These office lights are too bright.’ He continued writing.
‘What are you jotting there?’ I leaned just a bit, having not taken a seat. I still couldn’t spot anything, mostly I wanted to show my curiosity.
Slightly angered, Wesker made to cover his papers. ‘A private correspondence of mine.’ He now looked up at me.
‘Everything running well, with the office I mean? ‘ I asked. He still covered his papers protectively.
‘Of course, always have,’ he answered.
I shook my head and then looked towards the papers again. I could see a letterhead. Either this was Wesker’s usual form of writing or he was corresponding with someone of importance. ‘I’ll take my leave since you seemed so occupied.’ I hoped he would disagree and at least give me a clue to what he was up to.
Instead, he bid me good day and returned to his work.
I left, not responding to the latter calls from the sheriffs and captains. They might have taken offence, I really didn’t care. I was puzzled by Wesker’s secrecy.
No matter, I eventually climbed out of the small rut, forgetting the whole affair and continuing on past the main lobby of the station. But first, I said hello to the secretary at the desk, the female whom I had overlooked from the second floor balcony. I exchanged a few optimistic words with her and walked back into the east wing where upstairs, not to far, waited my new
chief’s office.
Opening the dark stained door, I walked past the pay phones we have the holding prisoners use. Immediately I passed the double blue doors leading to the detective’s main quarters. Continuing to walk, I passed a couch and vending machine at the corner of the room. There was an officer I didn’t recognize sitting at an admittance window. I didn’t say hello. Further down the hall to a narrower door than usual for the station, I turned the knob and walked through. I was yet in another hall, though this one was cramped. The floorboards moaned under my heavy stature, the lights terrifically dim there. The numerous potted plants in the corners looked like large tarantulas waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk a little too closely. I turned at the corner so that I was facing the metal plated door to the small interrogation room. Inside, mounted into the wall was a two-way mirror. I love those things. Looking in on people who don’t know that you’re there.
Rounding to the next hall to my left, I was faced with a dead end and two doors on opposite sides. To my right the small room we use to listen in on confessions. There’re headphones and a radio hooked up to the interrogation room. The phonics makes listening easy.
I’ve really got a good station. I believe it’s the best in the world. I’m grateful the chief before me was as crooked as he was or this place might still consist of one floor! To imagine such a thing!
I didn’t bother with the listening room. There wasn’t anyone there. The red light on the wall was off which meant nothing serious was happening. Instead, I went through the other door to the left. It was blue, heavily grooved, and pleasing to the eye. Inside, the room was empty, quiet, eerily dead. I loved it immediately. Red was gone. Who knows where?
I called him Red, his close acquaintances called him that for the hair on his head is like bright fire. His real name is Carl Sharp but only the lackeys call him Sergeant Sharp.
Red is one mean son of a bitch. I’ve watched him in the confession room. I’ve seen him illegally bring people in and beat admissions out of them. Sometimes, I’d watch, and I would think about how priests used to torture women into saying they were witches when they really weren’t. Red would do the same. Except his victims admitted to be criminals instead of magic practicers. I wouldn’t cross him unless I had too. Some of the things and people that go through this station have almost as much character as the building. But the building is my favorite. Even over Wesker and Red combined.
I left the room and its massive desk, my favorite thing in there. It was probably around three hundred pounds. Stained until it reached an almost pitch black. I could look at that desk and almost slather. Every edge and corner was engraved and the feet were carved into paws of some unknown creature. A wonder Wesker didn’t take this office. He outranked Red, and I heavily doubt that Wesker feared Red even the slightest. I might ask Wesker about that someday. Personally, I’d like to have this desk, but I think Red would try to kill me. No joke intended. Well, I don’t know. I’m happy with my own.
Sadly I left. I couldn’t stay in this empty room and stare at the desk all day. I was beginning to feel bored with my stroll so I made for my own chambers. I walked back all the way to the payphones and through the double blue doors. Again I was greeted and shouted after. I only attempted to look happy, but I was no longer in the mood. I quickly waved and walked out into the short hall at the end. For a moment I wanted to walk left to the end of the hall and go downstairs to look over B1, but again the feeling of weariness passed through me, and I opened the back door to the station. I stood on the cement stoop surrounded with a chain link fence topped with a merry coil of razor wire.
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She MalesWell here I was on night shift. I hadn't been on night shift in 5 fuckin years but the new Chief thought it was a good idea to have his senior staff to get exposure to the elements at night. Fuck him I though as I was driving my umpteenth coffee and I was bored out of my mind. I decided to check out the Bar seen down on railway as it was most likely the best action I was going to see tonight. I pulled the marked cruiser in to the parking lot and as I was cursing the lot I was checking some of...
Warning - The following story contains descriptions of explicit sex. If you are not an adult or reading descriptions sex stories upset you, do not read any further. HAIL TO THE CHIEF Chapter 1 - The Awaking Chapter 2 - The Invite Chapter 3 - The First Month Chapter 4 - Almost Healed Chapter 5 - Presidential Erections Chapter 6 - Honest Abe Chapter 7 - One Year later Hail to the Chief by Waldo Chapter 1 - The Awaking The six police motorcycles roared down the busy...
Mica and I arrived in Chapel Hill NC at 10:30AM. We were shown right into the vice sergeant in charge’s office. Yes at the time of the meeting I was told his name. Unfortunately it stayed in my mind less than a day. “So sergeant my name is Mica, I spoke to you yesterday. This gentleman is Ed Rogers he was the former chief of police in Draper NC. Now he is a consultant with the Triboro Police Department where I’m from.” The sergeant held out his hand. “Nice to meet you sarge. We are looking...
"Another quest successfully completed!" smiled Lara Croft as she emerged into the sunlight outside the Tomb of Zambusi. In her hand she held the magnificent jewel that had been the target of her latest adventure - the 'Eye of Zambusi.' As she turned it in her hand the suns' rays glinted off it in sparkling blue. 'I'm sure this in the British Museum will delight visitors from all over the globe!' Movement off to her left caught her eye. She spun round, whipping out her pistol as she...
Dale Rogers the new chief. Mayor Laura Jamison Lester Haines Sightly heavy night officer. Mike Simpson day officer. Gym rat also a short 5’4” Lucy Kerby chubby young secretary. Jim Sloan evening officer Adams the realtor. Wesley Brown handyman. Andrew Rice my roof repairman and plumbing repairman Betty Booth the Sergeant at arms of Happy Valley Colonel Williams rep for Happy valley Diane Rogers his ex wife Sarah Rogers his daughter Wilson Thomas Daine’s bf Allison Dempsey lucy’s temp Raul...
He was editor in chief at a popular magazine at the time, in fact he had been in the job for a little over four weeks. The seeing him was non-existent and we hardly ever got time to chat on the phone but I liked him, and well he liked me. The only way to grab his attention was to do something that got me hot, minutely focusing on him. The taxi was a bumping ride, fixing my red lipstick and fluffing my hair at the back I got into conversation with the driver. ‘Doing much this afternoon?’ he...
He was editor in chief at a popular magazine at the time, in fact he had been in the job for a little over four weeks. The seeing him was non-existent and we hardly ever got time to chat on the phone but I liked him, and well he liked me. The only way to grab his attention was to do something that got me hot, minutely focusing on him. The taxi was a bumping ride, fixing my red lipstick and fluffing my hair at the back I got into conversation with the driver. "Doing much this afternoon?" he...
Straight SexDale Rogers the new chief. Mayor Laura Jamison Lester Haines Sightly heavy night officer. Mike Simpson day officer. Gym rat also a short 5’4” Lucy Kerby chubby young secretary. Jim Sloan evening officer Adams the realtor. Wesley Brown handyman. Andrew Rice my roof repairman and plumbing repairman Betty Booth the Sergeant at arms of Happy Valley Colonel Williams rep for Happy valley Diane Rogers his ex wife Sarah Rogers his daughter Wilson Thomas Daine’s bf Allison Dempsey lucy’s temp Raul,...
Alison kept making comments like those she made when we were leaving The Haven. She knew I wasn’t comfortable with that kind of talk and she enjoyed that. She had a sadistic streak. I knew she wasn’t serious in spite of all her brave talk. However I was no position to call her bluff. I think she knew that, and so felt safe enough to flex her muscles. We walked a little faster because I was pissed. We finished in just over an hour. “Meet you back here at nine thirty for breakfast. It’s my...
The chief Eddie Rogers. His daughter’s family Thia and her husband Ray Brown- son Jon 12 -his gf Harley Alison the leader of Arm Chair Detectives new character and resident of The Haven Ferjal suspect Judge Henry Burke Louise Haynes was the third member of the ACDC. Allison Green James Shetland Communication director at Eddie old police department. Martin Abrams adult entertainment guru If any of the typos and spelling errors bother you sufficiently, copy and paste them into a message to me....
On the morning of the interview I woke up the with a sense of dread. I had a bad feeling about the dirty blond TV reporter. I expected the worst possible scenario to come to pass. I had no idea what that might be at the time, but it did come to pass as I expected. What I expected was for her to somehow be equipped with our worst closet skeletons. You know just to make the interview more news worthy. Alison had volunteered to sell the fake novel story during the interview. We all had agreed to...
Alison drove me back to the motel where I had a vending machine snack. It was necessary because I usually eat dinner long before 8PM. Alison explained that the professor had a class until seven thirty, so it was the best she could do. He had invited us to have a hot dog at the student union, before he left the campus for the evening. That made the idea palatable at least. Believe it or not, Alison and I had a roll in the hay before our student union dinner date. There must have been...
When I arrived at the beach I found Allison, Lizzy, and Shannon playing basketball. As soon as I appeared Lizzy turned to look at me. The other two followed the motion and spotted me coming across the sand. "There you are," Allison said. "I was beginning to think we wouldn't see you at all tonight. Where have you been?" She met me at the edge of the court and kissed me hello. Shannon and Lizzy lined up behind her. I kissed her and Lizzy and then took Shannon aside, "Shannon, I'm...
Huey Lewis was accustomed to luxury. Corporations seeking financing courted him as president of the Temperance Hill Guaranty Bank. Huey Lewis looked forward to birthday gifts, VIP box seats at ACC basketball tournament games, private jet flights to watch the top golfers fight for the Masters golf title, to the US Open tennis finals. But from the moment they stepped into the Hay Adams Hotel in Washington, DC, Huey the small town banker was bedazzled. Across from Lafayette Park in front of the...
Pausing at the front door of the newspaper office, Robyn took a deep breath. She looked into the dust-stained window. The gray-haired lady on the other side of the window looked up from her desk and stared back. Robyn fought the urge to turn away. What the heck, she thought. I’ve got to give it a try. Robyn swung open the door as the lady brushed the droning flies from her worksheets, pushed the pencil into her large bun of hair, and stiffened her back. ‘May I help you?’ Her icy tone was...
Introduction: this is a somewharmt true story based on me, a redneck living in small vermont town and lovin a girl, i have changed a lot from the truth so it is more fiction than reality i was walking my girl friend home from highschool. i was in my carhartts and work boots, and she was wearing a nice pair of tight blue jeans and a white tee shirt. as we were walkin along up the street i stopped at the corner to turn down Orchard off Main and when i started to go down she wasnt moving. lets go...
It’s been a slow month sexually with nothing outside of the regular, average swinger’s party and husband sex. Lately, I’ve just done my daily routine — work, home, sleep and repeat — but I try to fit in gym visits at different times, based on my freedom. I never know when I’ll be free to play or with whom so I try to keep my eyes open and use my time correctly. I usually go to the gym around three times a week and I've sometimes had luck meeting nice guys there. I'm always aware of who is...
CheatingIt’s been a slow month sexually with nothing outside of the regular, average swinger’s party and husband sex. Lately, I’ve just done my daily routine — work, home, sleep and repeat — but I try to fit in gym visits at different times, based on my freedom. I never know when I’ll be free to play or with whom so I try to keep my eyes open and use my time correctly. I usually go to the gym around three times a week and I've sometimes had luck meeting nice guys there. I'm always aware of who is...
CheatingFollowing the death of my father, I became the inheritor of his business as a Hollywood agent. I hadn't known too much of my father, because he left my mother and I when I was 3 to pursue his dreams in L.A. and Hollywood. Having not received a birthday card or even a call in over ten years, I wasn't exactly excited about the idea of inheriting a business. I had just graduated college with a degree in English and was looking forward to finding a job as either a columnist or a teacher or...
"Dean, call on line 3," buzzed in Julie. Her call had awoken me from my day dreaming. "Take a message. I'm... busy," I replied. "That's bullshit and you know it. It's pretty important, you should take it. It's Katie Holmes," she replied, hanging up the phone. Sometimes I swear the only reasons I keep Julie around is because she looks so good and that she knows what the hell she is doing when I don't. Today I had to restrain myself again from asking her out, for she looked...
Awards shows are always a big deal for us agents. Sure, they are a mixed blessing with all the preparations in getting your star (or stars) ready for the big night, but the payoff comes when they come home with those nice shiny statues that mean bigger and better things for their careers, and our wallets. One of the firms hottest clients and a quickly rising star is Jessica Alba. We had initially taken her on as a "little fish". Basically a bit part actress. But then when she interviewed...
Since I took over my father's talent agency out here in L.A., I haven't really had to go chasing talent to bring onboard for the company. Thankfully, he left me a large stable of great actresses and musicians who are not only talented, but also hot as hell and sexy. And as great as the sex had been with the clients I had gotten personally involved with, I was still looking for something more. A more meaningful relationship. Sure, there was always the fall back to my personal assistant Julie...
Life was good. In my two months since taking over the talent agency from my father, not only had I fooled around with some of the hottest women in Hollywood, but the accountants told me that the firm was bringing in records amounts of money. And of course there was Alyssa Milano, my current girlfriend and who I felt was my soul mate. I couldn't think of anything else to make life better. I was truly at a plateau of bliss. However, when things can no longer go up, the only direction they tend...
One of the most exciting parts of my job as agent to the stars has to be visiting the sets of films/television shows. Sure, it sounds a little hokey and amateur, but it's true. Say what you want about the people in Hollywood and L.A., but when they get behind those cameras (or in front of them) something magical just happens. Today I was on my way out to the set of "Angel", the Warner Brothers network's hot spin-off from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" to see to one of the firm's newest...
The least fun part about being an agent out here in Hollywood is having to do damage control when some sort of bad press happens to one of your clients. They say that any news is good news, but I have to disagree. Sometimes a celebrity can do something so stupid that it damages their career for the rest of their life. That is of course, if you let it happen. I was faced with one of those situations now and my mind was racing as I tried to grasp what to do. Sitting in front of me in tears was...
Bored on a slow Sunday afternoon, I decided to do a little cleaning around the house. Since I inherited this house when my father died, I had only used rooms that I had to. The mansion was massive: 7 bedrooms, a study, a huge den and a gigantic pool out back, just to name some of the features. One of the rooms I had not been in was my father's bedroom. It had been four months since he died and when I opened the door, I could smell the dust and settled air of the room. Checking out...
Stretching my legs out in front of me and yawning quietly to myself, I settled in my seat for a long ride. I was headed over to England to meet with Elizabeth Hurley about landing a role in another film. Elizabeth was often times called one of the most beautiful and most photographed women in the world, and given the publicity she recieved in the British tabloids, it was not hard to see why. Some of the actresses I have dealt with while I was out in Los Angeles, famous or not, have been major...
"Glad you could come in Portia," I said as I reclined in my chair. "Not a problem Dean, what's up?" Portia replied. Portia De Rossi had become a client of the firm through ruthless dealings by my father, who had lured her away from her two-bit talent agency before, and who had been hugely influential in landing her the role as Nelle Porter on the hit TV show "Ally McBeal". "Well actually, we do have a problem. Do you remember the photographer Rob Akens?" I asked, folding my hands...
Straightening my light blue bow tie, I ran my hand down my chest, straightening out my cummerbund. Putting on my black tuxedo jacket, I grabbed my keys and wallet and hustled out the door. I was going to be escorting the buxom and beautiful young actress Jennifer Love Hewitt to the premiere to her new movie, "Heartbreakers". This was my first movie premiere in the six months since I began running my father's talent agency out here in L.A. and though I've been to many black tie events...
****RING RING RING**** Struggling to reach over and grab the phone, I almost fell out of bed as the phone startled me awake. Glancing at the clock through sleepy eyes, I saw that it was 6 AM. Way too fucking early. "Hhhello?" I managed to croak into the phone as I tiredly lifted it to my ear. I was greeted by an overwhelmingly enthusiastic voice on the other end. "Dean! What's happening baby! How's my favorite half-brother!" the voice said. "Jacob, I'm your only fucking...