Clowns to the Left Jokers to the Right
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“Call,” Harry said, taking a conservative sip from a glass of brandy as his alien companion looked down at the cards that he was holding. It was almost impossible to tell when a Krell was bluffing, their reptilian features were so hard to read, their scaly faces nigh expressionless. The creature was hunched over the round table opposite him, his eight-foot frame meaning that he had to practically double over to get level with it. He was sitting on a stool from the bar, equipped with a sturdy spring that would sink the occupant down level with the counter, designed to accommodate the various species that frequented the establishment. His long, oar-like tail trailed along the floor a good distance behind him, making up almost half of the alien’s body length. It was thick and heavy, packed with fat reserves and muscle for swimming.
A cloud of grey cigarette smoke lingered in the air above them, the fans that hung from the ceiling creating swirling patterns as they spun, their lamps casting a yellow glow that created dark shadows to give everything a dingy vibe. They were surrounded by booths and tables, many of which were occupied by their fellow Navy personnel, puffing on e-cigars and drinking their ration of alcohol as they chatted or played games. The bar was off to their right, made from the same faux-wood as the tables and paneling, the glittering bottles that lined the shelves behind it reflecting the light. The flashing neon of arcade cabinets added a touch of color the space, and a low murmur of conversation provided a constant background noise. There were few places on the station where Harry felt more at ease, he always relished the time between deployments.
“Hang on,” he grumbled, running his fingers through his blonde hair in exasperation as he looked down at his hand. “How can I have Four of a Kind if you have a Royal Flush? I’ve got all four Kings.”
The Krell began to laugh, a low, huffing sound that was felt as much as it was heard. The giant reptile lay his cards on the table, spreading them out with his seven-fingered hand.
“What the ... why are there two King of Clubs? You always cheat, you walking handbag. How are you doin’ that? You don’t even have sleeves!”
His companion continued to chuckle in his alien way, Harry reaching over and plucking the extra card from the table. Some people dismissed the Krell as being slow, or unintelligent, due to their sluggish mannerisms and their easygoing nature. They concerned themselves only with basking beneath the heat lamps in their barracks, and clogging the lanes in the Pinwheel’s Olympic pool, following what orders they were given without question. Those who took the time to get to know them better soon discovered that they were just as sharp as any other species. The perception of them as being anything less was mostly a result of their plodding metabolisms, and the way that their longevity altered their perception of time. The Krell rarely did anything with any urgency, unless it pertained to combat. While they wouldn’t hurt a fly under normal circumstances, if someone threatened their charges, they would fly into a frenzy and tear the aggressor limb from limb.
“Right, let’s try again,” Harry complained as he scooped up the cards and began to shuffle the deck. “And this time, I’m going to deal.”
The Krell turned his snout towards the door, loosing a low trilling sound that he used to greet someone that he recognized. He couldn’t reproduce human speech, at least not without a translator, but he understood it just fine.
Harry swiveled in his seat to see the Chief approaching, the man raising an e-cigar to his lips with his prosthetic hand as he neared their table.
“What’s up, Chief?” Harry asked. “You got time off? I’m trying to get a fair Poker game out of Blackjack if you want to buy in.”
“What’s on the table?” the Chief asked, taking a draw from his cigar. “Finally, I’ve wanted a smoke all damned day. Kaisha won’t let me do it in the apartment, says it stings her nose.”
“We’re just playin’ for today’s tab,” Harry replied, shuffling the cards. “Blackjack doesn’t drink much, but he doesn’t stand much chance of losing either, so it evens out.”
The Krell rumbled in agreement, the low resonance making the glass of brandy vibrate.
“Unfortunately, I’m here on business,” Moralez replied. Harry made to stand to attention, he hadn’t realized that the Chief was on duty, but a prosthetic hand on his shoulder stayed him. “At ease, Harry. I’ve got an assignment that I think you two will be well suited for. Follow me over to one of the booths at the back, I don’t want to be overheard.”
“Aye, Chief. Come on, BJ.”
There was a creak as the Krell rose from his stool, his tail dragging on the floor behind him as the trio made their way over to an unoccupied booth. Harry and Moralez slid into the padded benches, while Blackjack stood beside their table, blocking the view of the room with his bulk.
Moralez paused to take another puff from his cigar, Harry listening intently as he began to speak.
“The Admiralty has informed me that we have a very unusual VIP coming in today to sit in on the Coalition security council meeting.”
“Unusual how, Sir?” Harry asked.
“Before I tell you that, you need to know two things,” he said as he leaned across the table conspiratorially. “The first is that you must not repeat what I tell you here to anyone, is that understood?”
“Of course, Sir.”
“The second,” he continued after another brief draw from his cigar, “is that this is a voluntary assignment. Due to its unusual nature, I won’t order you to do it. If you don’t feel up to the task, I won’t fault you for turning it down.”
“Well damn, Chief, are you gonna tell us what it is?”
“What do you know about Jarilo?” Moralez asked.
“Jarilo?” Harry mused, glancing at Blackjack. “It’s a colony planet, the Navy recently cleared it of Bugs. I know a few people who served on the Thermopylae during the campaign, it was a pretty clean op from what I heard. They caught the roaches with their pants down.”
“They didn’t clear the planet of Bugs,” Moralez said, the glow from his e-cigar lighting up his grizzled face in the gloom of the booth. “The hive that was dug in there surrendered, and the Navy accepted...”
“I ... don’t understand, Chief,” Harry stammered. He glanced at BJ again, as if seeking reassurance, but the Krell remained expressionless as he listened intently to their conversation. “How can a Bug hive surrender?”
“That’s a long story, but the gist of this thing is that the hive is sending an ambassador to the station, and the Admiral has tasked me with making certain that nothing happens to them while they’re here. I need bodyguards to stay with them for the duration of their visit, someone reliable, someone I can trust. You two fit the bill. You’re a smart kid, Harry, and a good Marine. I know that you can handle yourself and that you’ll make the right decisions in a pinch. Blackjack is a Krell, enough said,” he added as he gestured to the reptile with his cigar.
“That’s high praise, Chief,” Harry replied. “I guess if anyone found out that this guy was working with the Bugs, there’d be a big-ass target on his back. Ain’t nobody on the station who hasn’t lost someone to the roaches, present company included.”
“It’s a little more complicated than that,” Moralez continued, exhaling a cloud of smoke to join the haze that hung in the air. “The ambassador ‘is’ a Bug.”
Harry’s demeanor changed, a frown darkening his face.
“Sir, with all due respect, we’re letting Bugs on the station now? I joined up to ‘kill’ roaches, I cut my teeth repelling Bug boarding parties, and now we’re giving ‘em free tours?”
“I reacted the same way when they told me,” Moralez said, “but that’s what the Admiralty wants. They think that they can get something out of this, maybe an edge over the other hives, and it’s not our place to question their orders. I’m going to need you to babysit this thing at all times and keep it out of view of the public. I have some ideas on that front, but we can talk about the details later. Are you in, or are you out?”
“If you think it needs doin’, then we’ll do it,” Harry replied with a shrug. “Blackjack, you wanna weigh in on this, or not?” The giant alien merely rumbled, his low voice making their teeth chatter. “He says he’s in,” Harry explained.
“I know I’m asking a lot,” Moralez continued. “I know that if this gets out, then you might face some backlash from the other Marines.”
“The old soap in a sock treatment?” Harry replied with a grin. “Nah, don’t pay it any mind, Chief. I’ve done my time on the front, I’ve killed my share of buggers. Everyone who’s served with me knows it, and I don’t much care about the opinions of those who haven’t.”
Moralez reached across the table, offering his polymer hand to Harry, who shook it.
“Glad to hear it, Marine. I’ll pull some strings, make sure that you and Blackjack are compensated appropriately. I can probably convince the bean-counters that this qualifies as both overtime and hazard pay.”
“Much obliged, Sir.”
“I’ll let you know where and when,” the Chief continued as he rose from his seat. “Until then, I have to get back to my duties. I didn’t realize that I’d be working as a greeter when I accepted the position of Security Chief.”
Moralez found himself in the hangar once again, standing beside Secretary Stevens as they awaited their next visitor. The shuttle that had ferried the Rask delegate to the station had left, but the gaudy Elysian frigate still occupied much of the space. The vessel was surrounded by a team of yellow-clad engineers now, and he found himself wondering what they made of it.
“So ... what do you think the Brokers are?” Stevens asked, breaking the silence. “Are they autonomous drones, are they controlled remotely, or do you think that there’s a creature inside that suit?”
“Hard to guess,” Moralez replied, “I’ve only seen them once or twice. I’d think that a suit would be less clunky if anything.”
“Yes, they never visit the station unless absolutely necessary. I wasn’t on call during the last council meeting, so this will be my first interaction with one. I’ve seen pictures, but that’s about it.”
“Here they come,” Moralez said, gesturing beyond the wavering barrier of energy. As they watched, a silvery glint came into view, gradually growing until its shape came into better focus. It looked to Moralez like a cigar that had been wrapped in tin foil, made from shining, silver metal that reflected the unfiltered sunlight of the system’s star like a beacon. It was completely featureless. There were no visible engines, no windows, no bridge. He couldn’t make out the telltale puffs or gas or jets of flame from thrusters, it simply seemed to glide effortlessly through space, under no visible forms of propulsion.
The object slid through the hangar’s force field, hovering silently above the deck. Where the shuttle had needed to compensate for the bay’s gravity, the Broker vessel seemed untouched, merely floating down to the floor as though it was no heavier than a feather.
It did not deploy landing gear. Instead, it came to a stop just above the deck, as if it was resting on an invisible cushion. It slowly rotated on a dime to put itself side-on to its captivated audience, an indent appearing in the chrome finish at its flared midsection, as though an unseen blade was scoring the metal. The indent opened like a wound, the metal parting, somehow flexible. A ramp descended from the orifice, seeming to grow out of the silver material, stopping when it came into contact with the deck.
Stevens and Moralez craned their necks in an attempt to get a look inside the mysterious vessel, but the interior was too shadowy for them to make out anything of substance. From the darkness emerged two creatures.
The first looked like a refrigerator perched atop a pair of robotic legs, standing around eight feet tall. Its bulky, square body was a shade of matte white, while its mechanical components were the same shining silver as the hull of its vessel. It was featureless, save for a litany of sensors and lenses that protruded from the forward face, cameras and scopes of varying sizes seeming to zoom and focus independently of one another as they scrutinized the two humans. Protruding from the sides of the chassis were four segmented arms made from chrome metal, flexible like tentacles. Each one was tipped with some kind of grasping claw or strange attachment, the appendages hanging frozen in the air in unnatural positions while at rest. It was supported on two skeletal limbs made up of silver rods and pistons, exposed machinery visible in the spaces between the protective covering. It had backwards-facing knees, like a giant chicken, with cup-shaped feet.
The Broker marched down the ramp, waiting patiently for its companion to join it.
The second figure was an especially large Krell, his skull alone must have been five or six feet long, and he bordered on twenty feet from his nose to the tip of his dragging tail. The reptiles never stopped growing, and their lifespans seemed indefinite from a human perspective. The longer they lived, the larger they grew, and the darker their complexion became. This individual was sheathed in a layer of hard, thick scutes and overlapping scales like medieval armor, a dark green in color that faded to a lighter beige on his leathery underbelly.
He wore a poncho made from dark leather that was sparsely decorated with geometric patterns, reminding Moralez of tribal cave paintings, and his green scales were covered in some kind of colorful dye. There were multicolored handprints and alien sigils staining the smoother scales of his underside, as though other Krell had been fingerpainting on him, almost like tattoos. Hanging about his neck was a mass of rope necklaces and pendants that were piled on top of each other, there must have been a hundred of them. They were decorated with seashells, colorful beads, and carved pieces of wood. If their weight caused him any discomfort, he didn’t show it.
Upon his thick wrist was a device that resembled the onboard computers that were a component of Marine armor, with a built-in touch panel that was lit up with an orange glow. It clearly wasn’t of Krell origin, and it looked quite out of place.
The two aliens were so diametrically opposed. One was the very embodiment of advanced technology, while the other was a primitive, yet it was not unusual or unexpected for them to arrive together. The alliance between the Brokers and the Krell predated the UNN’s entry into the Coalition by several hundred years, and they had a very close relationship. The Krell were not capable of space flight under their own power, their soldiers were delivered to the station on Broker vessels as needed, and returned in the same manner once their duties to the Coalition were fulfilled. The Krell seemed to have absolutely no interest in industrializing their society or obtaining any modern amenities. They did what was required of them as part of their commitment to the alliance, and no more.
“Honorable council members,” Stevens began with a bow, “welcome to Fort Hamilton.” Moralez hesitated for a moment, then mimicked the bow, the Broker watching them with its unnerving number of electronic eyes. They hadn’t bowed for the Borealans, perhaps Stevens had prepared different greetings for the different races.
The Krell reached down and began to tap at the device on his wrist, then responded with a low, guttural rumbling that Moralez could feel in his bones. It was almost sub-sonic, so powerful that it seemed to vibrate the very air around them, echoing throughout the hangar like a church organ in a cathedral. After a moment, a halting, synthesized voice was emitted from the device. It was translating his alien speech.
“Greetings to those within our great circle,” it said. “We have come to parliament to take part in deliberation. The Elders pay tribute.”
“We welcome you into our circle, wise Elder Rasheth,” Stevens replied in a formal tone. The alien lumbered over to him, his size and sheer mass even more apparent as he neared the comparatively tiny human. The Krell leaned down to press his scaly forehead against Stevens’, his crocodile-like snout long enough that it reached the man’s knees, packed with jutting teeth. It was a kind of Krell Eskimo kiss, their equivalent of a handshake, perhaps. Moralez was relieved when the alien didn’t expect the same greeting from him.
The Broker remained at the foot of the ramp, seemingly unwilling to stray too far from its strange ship. From somewhere on its robotic body came a tinny voice, far more advanced than the translator that the Krell was using, but still somewhat synthetic.
“I will remain on my vessel until my presence is required,” it said.
“As you wish, councilman,” Stevens replied. “Please don’t hesitate to contact the ambassadorial staff if you should need anything.”
With that, the robotic creature turned around and made its way back up the ramp. The wound in the hull healed up, the ramp receding into the body of the craft, leaving it as featureless as when it had arrived. Not too friendly, these Brokers...
“Come, Elder. Allow me to show you to your suite,” Stevens said as he guided the lumbering Krell across the hangar. “We have prepared a basking pool and a heat lamp for you.”
Moralez stayed to examine the Broker vessel from a distance for a minute, wanting to get closer, but worrying that it might be a breach of protocol. Their technology truly was amazing, to the point that he couldn’t even make sense of it. A shame that they didn’t see fit to share it with everybody else...
A call came through on his earpiece, and he put his finger to it, the familiar voice of the flight control operator coming through.
“I’m sorry to disturb you, Security Chief, but we have an unknown vessel on approach.”
“Unknown?” he repeated.
“The configuration appears to be that of a UNN Courser, but it has no transponder, and it’s refusing to identify itself.”
“Can you pipe an image through to my tablet?” Moralez asked, pulling the device from his pocket.
“One moment,” she replied. “There, you should have it.”
The external cameras that were mounted on the hull of the torus showed what looked like a Courser at first glance. The vessel was shaped like a giant cotton swab, with a needle-nosed cockpit section at the front that was connected via a skeletal frame to the engine and reactor section at the back. They were designed to be the perfect balance between mass and power capacity, able to perform long-range superlight jumps that outpaced vessels many times their size. They were most often used for ferrying VIPs, and for delivering important messages where conventional communications were not available.
This one differed from the usual configuration, however. Its sleek hull was encased in layers of armor plating, the angular surfaces painted with a black stealth coating, throwing off that careful balance of mass and speed. Where there should have been naked beams that resembled the jib of a construction crane, there were instead what looked like missile pods, along with a few jutting railgun batteries. The vessel certainly generated enough juice to power them, but that wasn’t the point.
“And you’re not picking up a transponder signal?” Moralez asked, watching the vessel’s thrusters flare as it made small course corrections. All UNN ships had a transponder that broadcast identifying signals upon receiving a query from a friendly vessel, used mostly in IFF systems as a way to track friendlies.
“Negative, Chief. They transmitted what seem to be correct Navy codes upon request, but they won’t comply with our requests for identification. They won’t give us a name or a serial number. Protocol states that I should let them through, but it’s highly irregular. I thought it best to let you know.”
“I’m going to get the Admiral on the horn, keep an eye on it. If its weapons go hot, or it begins to accelerate towards the station, I want you to scramble a Beewolf squadron to intercept. Warn any ships in the vicinity that we have a potential problem.”
“Roger that, Sir,” she replied. Moralez put in a call to the Admiral, waiting impatiently for a few moments before it went through.
“Yes, Security Chief. What is it?” the Admiral asked, a touch of irritation in his voice. “I’m very busy right now.”
“Sorry to disturb you, Admiral, but we have an unknown vessel on approach that has no transponder and is refusing to identify. I’ve told flight control to be ready to launch interceptors if it activates its weapons systems. It appears to be a UNN Courser with some unusual modifications.”
“That’s one of ours, Security Chief, we’ve been expecting it. Tell flight control to cooperate fully.”
“Sir?” Moralez asked, confused. “As the Security Chief of this station, and considering how many VIPs we currently have aboard, I’m going to need a little more information than that.”
“Are you making demands of me, Security Chief?” the Admiral replied.
“No, Sir, not at all. But this is unusual, to say the least, and I need to know who’s on my station if I’m going to do my job properly. Is this vessel delivering the asset that we discussed?”
“No,” the Admiral replied sternly. “That ship is on a classified mission and has no obligation to identify itself to flight control. It has the correct codes, and I’m telling you that it’s expected, what more reassurance do you need?”
“Very well, Admiral,” Moralez replied as he attempted to disguise the frustration that was creeping into his voice. “If you’re certain that it doesn’t pose any kind of security risk, then I’ll have flight control let it through.”
He took another glance at the ominous vessel that was being displayed on his tablet, then put his call through to flight control.
Moralez walked along the lines of Marines, his prosthetic hands clasped behind his back. The men were lined up to either side of him, creating a kind of small avenue in the hangar, a red carpet laid out between them. He still found it hard to believe that when the Admiral had asked them to roll out the red carpet for the Valbarans, he had meant it literally.
They were wearing their signature black combat armor, the ceramic plates overlaid on top of their Navy-blue uniforms, their faces obscured behind the reflective visors. In their hands were clasped XMRs, the modular railguns that were favored by the Coalition. They were unloaded, but no less impressive. The men were at ease right now, but once the delegation landed, they would snap to attention and put on a show. The Valbarans had never visited the station before, they had come a very long way, and the Admiral wanted to make a lasting impression.
There were also a dozen Borealan shock troopers dressed in similar armor standing behind them, wielding long, bayoneted rifles that looked as much like spears as firearms. Their fuzzy ears protruded from the tops of their helmets, and their tails trailed behind them, the varied colors and patterns of their coats standing out against the matte black. Finally, there were two Krell flanking the twin rows at the end of the carpet, clad in the armored ponchos that served as their battle dress. Each one was clasping a golden flagpole from which hung a ceremonial flag, blue in color with gold trim. Woven into the fabric was the UNN logo, a globe of Earth surrounded by a wreath, all in white. The flags were hanging limp, as there was no breeze in the bay, but they were no less impressive.
Each species was a member of the Coalition, but this was a UNN installation, and the aliens were serving as auxiliaries. They had no Coalition flags to fly.
The silvery Broker vessel and the ornate Elysian frigate were off to their right. The engineers seemed to have finished their inspection of the gaudy flagship, and the cigar-like Broker craft remained as unknowable as ever, its featureless hull reflecting the harsh lighting of the hangar like a mirror.
Moralez walked back up to the top of the carpet, standing beside Stevens as they awaited the newcomers.
“I’ll be glad when this is over, my feet are killing me,” Stevens complained under his breath. He raised a gloved hand to loosen his tight collar, then resisted the urge, clasping them neatly behind his back instead. “One more delegation to go...”
The Secretary clearly didn’t know that there was still another ambassador yet to arrive, the representative from Jarilo, but he might not be privy to that information.
“They’re coming,” Moralez said as he received an alert from flight control. He lifted his tablet, Stevens scooting closer to get a look at the screen as the station’s cameras zoomed in on the alien vessel.
Its white hull was long and spindly, seemingly made up of modular, cylindrical segments that were joined together. At the bow was something that resembled a bridge, with rows of windows that looked out into space, and to the stern was a bulky engine module. Situated at the vessel’s center of mass was a rotating torus that was joined to one of the segments via spokes, not unlike that of the Pinwheel space station itself. It was creating centrifugal force to simulate gravity, which suggested that the species had not developed AG fields yet. The crew must live in that spinning module while they weren’t at their posts. It was armed with railgun batteries, however. They seemed to be of UNN design, retrofitted, perhaps. The whole thing was about three hundred meters long, twice as long as the docked frigate, but nowhere near as large as a jump carrier.
As they watched, an object detached from one of the segments and began to move towards the station. It appeared that they didn’t have hangars on their carriers either, the craft had been docked externally, clinging to its mothership like a flea to a dog.
“Alright people, you know what to do,” Moralez said as he stowed his tablet. “Let’s give the Valbarans a reception that will impress.”
They stood to attention, Stevens and Moralez watching as the Valbaran lander slowly came into view. It matched speed with the station’s rotation, maneuvering carefully towards the force field. It was roughly twenty meters from its rounded nose to its twin tail fins, the stubby, swept wings that protruded from its streamlined hull suggesting that it was capable of atmospheric flight. It almost looked like one of the primitive spaceplanes from Earth’s distant past, a little larger and more unwieldy than a UNN dropship, more akin to a cargo lander. It was layered with heat tiles that were painted with ocean camouflage in shades of grey and blue, blackened by reentry on the nose and belly. Moralez could see figures moving behind the blister-like cockpit, but he couldn’t make out much detail.
Along the flanks of the vessel were a series of light panels, almost as though the aliens had bolted LCD monitors to the exterior of their hull. They flashed in colorful, mesmerizing patterns, like a neon sign or an animated advertisement. Waves of purples and blues ran from the nose to the tail, shifting hue towards greens and yellows, almost like mood lighting. Whether they were trying to communicate something, or just putting on a show, Moralez couldn’t be sure.
As it passed through the barrier of energy, orange jets of flame belched from the thrusters on its underside, the vessel lowering itself towards the deck as it fought against gravity. It wasn’t very graceful, and it wasn’t suited to VTOL, that much was obvious. It deployed a set of wheeled landing gear that absorbed the impact as it touched down, rolling for a few feet before it came to a stop, the roar of the engines fading as it powered down.
There was a loud hiss as a landing ramp at the rear of the vessel began to slowly descend on a pair of heavy, hydraulic cylinders. It was facing towards the force field, and so Moralez couldn’t see inside the compartment. When it reached the deck, a procession of strange creatures descended, rounding the idle vessel and heading towards them.
They were wearing form-fitting flight suits, too light to be armored in any significant way, the material rubbery and flexible. Their garments shared the same patterning as their vessel, camouflaged with splotches of grey and ocean-blue, but that wasn’t the only similarity. Just like the color panels on their vessel’s hull, they had flexible panels on their forearms. It must be some form of communication unique to their species. He could make out what looked like insulated cabling for the internal electronics running along their limbs, almost like veins visible beneath skin. Their helmets had an opaque visor, not unlike those used by the Marines, the aliens seeming to have somewhat of a snout. From behind their heads dangled two thick cables, like a pair of braids, long enough to reach the small of their back. These too came equipped with the strange, light-emitting panels. They looked as though they should be connected to some kind of oxygen tank, but they were hanging loose.
The aliens were around four or five feet tall, their body plan basically humanoid, with two digitigrade legs that were long and powerfully built in proportion to their relatively small and short torsos. Their small hands had only two fingers and a thumb, and their boots seemed to have two toes. Their long, thick tails were held off the deck as though they were being used for balance, the aliens walking with a bobbing gait that reminded Moralez of a chicken.
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've been a single dad for quite a few years now, my daughter's mother simply wanted a divorce and didn't want anything else to do with me or Jenn. You can ask me why but I really have no clear explanation, that's just the way she wanted it.So, I became Mister Mom when she was five and, while it's been a strenuous job being a single parent, there have always been abundant rewards that have made it far more than worthwhile.Jennifer has always been both pretty and bright, I've never had to push...
On the way back from home to cave zero eight, Zax was torn with his decision to leave his family and friends, even though he stopped talking to them, for three years. When he saw his parents' eyes, Zax traced regret in them. It made him ask himself all the more what his big sister told them to make them agree to let him go. Ultimately Zax kept his questions buried in his wondering mind. 'Maybe', he came up with one possible solution. 'They chose to benefit of the doubt in their decision,...
Crystal is my girlfriend. She is fifty-five years old, five feet four, and about one hundred twenty-five pounds. She has 36C tits, nice, slightly chubby ass and white/platinum hair bleached by the Arizona sun. When Crystal is dressed up, she is a stunning piece of womanhood. Crystal has suddenly developed an interest in the Sonoran Desert. She is not a biological science major, but someone whose friends have been telling her stories about central Arizona. I agreed to take Crystal out into the...
VoyeurHello everyone! I am the 21-year-old guy from Hyderabad my name is Charan. This sex story happened almost a year ago and I want to share with you all. Please give feedback at This is a real incident that happened in my life.Read along to know. The lady of the sex story is Keerthana (name changed). She is a friend of mine who stays near my house. Her age is 19, she is 5’2 stats are 32b, 28, 36 not very big but can make men very horny. We are just casual friends, we barely text. One day, she...
This chapter contains mature subject matter. It should not be read at a distance nearer than 1.352 astronomical units. The characters and plot are probably shamelessly stolen from other sources. If you find themes of transformation to be repulsive, you will be repelled. If you like French toast, does that mean you are a Gallophile? Who Is Mercy Wild? Chapter 1 by Jacquie Windsor [email protected] "Boadie's late again," sighed Terry, the lead singer and guitarist of...
Carla Carrington sighed, took a sip of her vodka collins, and pulled the strap of her bikini away from her back. She was restless. No, she was just totally fucking horny, craving sex in the worst way. As she lay in the early Saturday afternoon sun, she reminisced about her college days when she had been a real party girl. When Carla first experienced sex at the age of 18, she couldn't hold back. Carla had fucked at least half of the Deke house at Ole Miss, lots of Kappa Sigs and even a few...
InfluencersGoneWild is exactly the way I like to see my favorite internet celebrities. I’m a fan of Twitch gamer sluts, Instathots, Snapchat whores and even the lovely babes of YouTube. I’ll have to admit, though, I’m a bit of a pervert. They don’t call me ThePornDude for nothing! That’s why I’d much rather see those girls in social media porn like nip slips, nude galleries and OnlyFans vids than in SFW viral videos.InfluencersGoneWild.com scored a good name and a killer domain, if you want my...
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IncestThe silence was almost deafening, even the small camp fire in front of Mona had burned down to the point where the crackling sound was barely audible anymore. The forest had long fallen asleep and the sounds of nocturnal a****ls were few and far between.It reminded Mona of her c***dhood, growing up in an age when a Diskman was the state of the art she had never listened to much music. When she had finished school everyone was suddenly running around with smartphones, ipods were long outdated...
Wild world Prologue As the judge enters the room, I stand up, just as everybody else in the courtroom does. He sits in his bench, everybody else, but me, sits, and then he looks straight into my eyes and says, "Having heard all evidences presented in this case, I concluded that the accused is guilty of raping and murdering a young woman." "Do you wish to say something before I give my sentence?" So, I am doomed, and with nothing else to save, but my pride, I answer, "Yes, your...
Wild world by Sylvia Wechsel Prologue As the judge enters the room, I stand up, just as everybody else in themcourtroom does. He sits in his bench, everybody else, but me, sits, and then he looks straight into my eyes and says, "Having heard all evidences presented in this case, I concluded that the accused is guilty of rape and murder of a young woman." "Do you wish to say something before I give my sentence?" So, I am doomed, and since I have nothing else to save, but my...
As you will notice, this is all written with a north London accent. Almost all"H"'s are dropped e.g 'ouse-House, 'eads-Heads, 'ave- Have etc. I have written He's as 'ees and Handsome as 'aandsome because people from that area tend to stretch out those words. Slang words some people may not be familiar with are listed below. glossary Beemer – BMW Bell – Telephone call Bird – Time in prison Bog - Toilet Bollocks - can mean rubbish or testicles, depending on context Bollocksed –...
"I am pleased to announce the newest partner at Jensen, Sharone and Anderson, Susan Conroy. Congratulations Susan." Vigorous applause filled the conference room and a parade of partners, associates and staff shook her hand and offered further congratulations. The irony that the first to shake her hand was her personal secretary Jennifer and the last John Stickner was not lost on her. John looked her straight in the eye and told her he had the utmost respect for her abilities, effort and...
Reddit GoneWildAudio, aka r/GoneWildAudio, aka GWA Reddit! Do you remember, back in the day, when the highlight of our porn life was either to buy a porn video, get some bootleg shit, or make one of those calls where you get to talk to an actual sex worker? Well, this subreddit is sort of like that, but not really. It is called GoneWildAudio and I think that pretty much explains what it has to offer… right?As for Reddit by itself, I think it is safe to assume that everyone knows and loves...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWildTube, aka r/GoneWildTube! When you think of the best porn that money has to buy what do you think of? Probably some of that high-quality professional studio type shit that you can see on many of the premium porn sites out there. Well, there are many people who actually don’t want to see that kind of content and instead want to see real and amateur content from real and authentic people. It’s not hard to see why there is such a high demand for such content and so there are...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWildPlus, aka r/GoneWildPlus! Ah, you gotta love the ‘gone wild’ category overall, because that means that there will be lots of lovely babes doing something naughty. Well, on Reddit.com you have a variety of categories that are seen as ‘gone wild,’ and this one in partial is dedicated to all the pretty plus sized chicks. I think you can get that from the title as well since I am talking about r/GoneWildPlus/ subreddit.So, if you are interested in the plus-sized chicks, and you...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Gone Wild Curvy, aka r/GoneWildCurvy! I’m back again to talk about Reddit and one of its many beautiful subreddits. /r/gonewildcurvy/ is one of those unforgettable subreddits that cater to real men, or so to speak. So, if you are somebody who got excited with the thought of curvaceous amateurs getting naked and doing who knows what, I am sure that you will appreciate what /r/gonewildcurvy/ has to offer.As you might have already been able to guess, I like Reddit quite a lot. I think it...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Gone Wild, aka r/GoneWild/, aka Reddit GW! Are you a fan of amateur sluts showing off their hot bodies for all of the internet to see? I mean, who the fuck isn’t? That shit is the best. Maybe you’re one of those babes who wants to show off the body they have worked so hard to achieve. Let the tiddies free, go spread eagle, bend over and show everyone your plump ass, or whatever other kinds of kinky photos you want to take. I’m talking about exhibitionism.We all have a bit of that drive...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Asians Gone Wild, aka r/AsiansGoneWild! Is this your first time here? I highly doubt you have never heard about Reddit before, but in case you have not, I shall talk about this site a little bit. However, my main focus here is to talk about their section called ‘Asians Gone Wild’ and I think that that name speaks for itself. I mean, what else the fuck could you possibly expect, than a bunch of hot Asian chicks being… wild?Reddit is a wonderful place filled with many subsections, to...
Reddit NSFW ListPorn Wild, aka 0 Day Porn, aka Yea Porn Pls! I'm already digging the name! We’re not delving into the niche, fetish porn sites today. No weird specific shit or anything like that. You don’t always need it anyway. Sometimes a plain old porn tube is exactly what you need to get the job done. But porn tubes sites can vary widely in quality. The good ones have a wide selection of videos, HD content, a reasonable layout and site design, and some unique features. The bad ones, well, they usually have...
Free Porn Tube SitesReddit Streamers Gone Wild, aka r/StreamersGoneWild! I admit, I get a lot of mileage out of mocking Reddit users. Some of you make it so easy with the fedoras and neckbeards, not to mention that embarrassing incel and nofap bullshit. I admit you’ve been right about a few things, though, like hentai. Who would have thought I’d be jerking off to breast inflation cartoons on the regular? Reddit, that’s who. Lately, I’ve been hooked on r/StreamersGoneWild.StreamersGoneWild is a subreddit devoted...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWild18, aka r/GoneWild18! I spent all morning snorting crushed Viagra and jacking off to some perfectly ripe, beautiful teens. I’m always in awe of those perfect perky tits, never touched by the ravages of age. I love those pretty young faces and tight asses, not to mention their fun, sexy attitudes. I was about to bust my seventh nut of the day when security noticed me and I had to split before I ended up with a third strike. Hard as a rock and in need of more teen fap material, I...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Petite GoneWild, aka r/PetiteGoneWild! Small girls tend to be very feisty and eager to please, at least in my experience. Luckily for all of us, Reddit is basically a site that has it all. Their subreddit called r/PetiteGoneWild/ really got my attention, and you are about to learn why. Although I am pretty fucking sure you can get the hang of what the site is all about, if you just visit it yourself, I am still here to provide lots of information for those who are interested.I mean,...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWild30Plus, aka r/GoneWild30Plus! If you know anything about my horny ass, you know that I get off to bitches of all walks of life. Fuck yeah, I’m like most horny bastards that get off to college teens showing off their pussies for the old perverts to get off to, and for sure, I enjoy getting off and getting off Asian sluts (see what I did there); few things make me harder.And that includes the kinds of horny bitches that are 30+ you can find on Reddit.com/GoneWild30Plus. Yeah, teens...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit AltGoneWild, aka r/AltGoneWild! Do you love staring at those bad looking bitches? I’m not talking about when your mother strips out of her sweatpants showing you all the shit she shoplifted from the local big box store as you try to hide your mystery boner, either. I’m talking about the goddesses over at Reddit.com/AltGoneWild. If you get off to the pieces of ass that have piercings all over their bodies and more ink than original skin cells, you’re going to love this subreddit!So if the...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit AssholeGoneWild, aka r/AssholeGoneWild! Ah, here we are again. With the wonderful world of Reddit.com and many of its beautiful subreddits… and today, we shall be exploring a subreddit called r/assholegonewild/. The main gist of this subreddit are assholes, in many shapes and forms, so if you like to see naughty girls spread their asshole wide open, you, my man, have come to the right place.Of course, the perfect description of r/assholegonewild/ would be Gone Wild – Asshole Style, or at...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GifsGoneWild, aka /r/GifsGoneWild, or Bodies in Motion as the title says, is a subreddit dedicated to all amateur people who want to expose their bodies to the public. When you’re looking for a good time that involves watching people from all around the world show off their bodies for free, then /r/gifsgonewild is the place to go. If you ask me, gone wild content is something that we have seen a fair amount of on Reddit, but there is so much more to explore out there when it comes to all...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit WeddingsGoneWild, aka r/WeddingsGoneWild! Every subreddit with the ‘gone wild’ in its name is obviously a pornographic or at least a naughty one. I think that is a given, and that is why I am here to introduce r/WeddingsGoneWild/. Now, I know that this might sound odd, but at the same time, it is not that odd, really. You have loads of gorgeous brides who decided to get a bit naughty before or during the wedding. Quite simple.I am aware that the very sound of this subreddit might look a...
Reddit NSFW ListHere we go with another ‘gone wild’ subreddit, and honestly, I can never have enough of these. For those who are unfamiliar with the term, when you see the words ‘gone wild’ in a subreddit name, you can expect a lot of porn basically. Well, on r/40plusGoneWild/you have lots of older muffs going crazy in a sense that they are taking their tits out, and riding massive cocks.Now, this is a place where all the older babes of Reddit.com are allowed to post their own naughty images or whatever the...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWildHairy, r/GoneWildHairy! So, you’re into hairy pussies? Never understood that myself, but who am I to judge? Listen, I’m always here for you guys, even if you do like weird hairy pussies. And when you like something, I make sure to find a place where you can enjoy it to the fullest extent. In the case of hairy pussies, there’s no better place to go to than /r/GoneWildHairy. This subreddit has some of the best pics that you’ll ever see of everything from trimmed hedges to overgrown...
Reddit NSFW ListDude in dresses, looking fine as heck, and being naughty as ever… I think that is the best way for me to describe what r/GoneWildCD/ is all about. Now, if you are interested, the name stands for ‘Gone Wild Crossdressers’, and that is exactly what you will see. There are hot crossdressers of all shapes and sizes doing all kinds of naughty things in their bedroom, in public, or wherever the fuck they want basically.To make this shit even better, Reddit.com is a free website with literally...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit PHGoneWild, aka r/PHGoneWild! So, are you ready for another juicy Gone Wild subreddit? Welcome to r/phgonewild/, aka Philippines Gone Wild, where you get to see just what you would expect. I think I have explained this on many occasions, but the ‘gone wild’ subreddits are basically all about sexual shit of something particular… such as this subreddit, where you have Philippine chicks getting dirty basically.First of all, I think it is safe to assume that you are into lovely Asian girls,...
Reddit NSFW ListWell, well, well… here is yet another gone wild subreddit, and we all know what that means. You are about to see some hot British chicks do all kinds of naughty crap, and of course, the whole r/GonewildGBUK/ subreddit is free for everyone to explore and enjoy. So if you think British chicks are hot, well, you are in for a treat.Overall, the design is pretty slick, and you can even choose between the dark and the light layout, which makes everything so much easier for everyone. I am pretty sure...
Reddit NSFW ListHere we are, with yet another ‘Gone Wild’ subreddit. We all know what that means, right? Every subreddit with the ‘gone wild’ beside the name is pornographic and erotic. This one is called r/GonewildAudible/, and that should already tell you what the fuck you can expect. Of course, for those who would like to know a bit more about r/GonewildAudible/ in general, I am here to make your life a lot brighter.First of all, if you are utterly confused, r/GonewildAudible/ is a subreddit, which is a...
Reddit NSFW ListWhen you visit Wildz for the first time, you may be inclined to think that it’s a place where you can watch a hot granny get her fuck on while riding a motorcycle. Or jumping out of an airplane. I love to jerk off to about any kind of porn out there, but this isn’t that kind of fucking site.That granny, who may be an actor, is just the mascot for Wildz. It’s one of those online casinos that have been popping up ever since COVID made brick-and-mortar casinos nonexistent. But let’s get back to...
Betting SitesReddit Scrubs Gone Wild! I don’t know about you mother fuckers, but nothing gets my cock hard and throbbing quite like seeing a woman in scrubs. Maybe it is because they are so easy to fucking get off that you know you can fuck their pussies in a split-second – if you can find time to sneak them into the bathroom of course! Or maybe there is something with the way they hang on their titties and asses.Whatever the reason may be, I know that I am not the only one that feels this way. Which is...
Reddit NSFW ListEdited by Naked Sailor John and Nancy had sacrificed and saved their money for a very special vacation. This would be the last vacation that they would be able to take for quite awhile, if ever again. Their daughter, Carrie, would be starting college now that she had graduated from high school. Josh, their fourteen-year-old son, got to choose where they would vacation if he brought his grades up from near failing to at least a "B" average. He surprised both of his parents by working very...
This may sound passé, but it is true that this incident did occur. This incident occurred in May 2006. I’m Shaunak, a 28 year old male from Bangalore. I’m an athletically built man, 5’11 in height. In April 2006, a friend of mine got married, and at his wedding reception, I met a group of his friends from another circle…his social circle, whereas we were friends right from college time. That’s when he introduced me to Sonia. She was a taut, 5’6” tall, fair skinned 27 year old woman. I would not...
HOUSESITTING Day 10: Squeezing into Tight Places Chapter 3: Summer School Slut II: Wet & Wild I arrived to pick up Madison from school forty minutes early hoping to run into that summer school slut again. She had given me such a good blowjob the last time. My hopes sank when I suddenly remembered that this wasn't the usual day for summer school. Due to an all night fuck session with Madison a few days ago, she had missed the usual class day. Luckily, she had e-mailed her teacher and...
Fiction – well the masturbation part is, the rest is memories of real experiences. In the Wild My daydream today seems to be counter to the weather. It’s raining. But if I close my eyes I can feel the sun on my face as I stand at the crest of a mountain. Looking around I see mountains and valleys, the forest and of course the road I drove in on. I didn’t pass a single car once I took the logging road off the highway, he and I found this spot once when we were just out driving. I think that...
Hi friends. I’m Arun and I’m 23 years old. I’m here to share with you my real life sex experience with my elder brother’s 2 female friends. They are Kavita and Aparna. Kavita is my brother’s college mate and Aparna is his school mate. They both know each other through my brother. They are 5-6 years elder than me and are married. Both of them used to make fun of me a lot and we enjoy countering the fun made of one by the other. Kavita is very slim and looks quiet beautiful. Aparna is a bit more...
I arrived at a large bay of a glacial fed lake. I followed the shoreline for about seven miles then hiked up a steep bank to a small clearing. I was looking forward to a hot meal. The evening sun sprayed everything in a red and deep yellow. A small river flowed near the edge of the clearing. The clear fast water fell into a narrow chasm nearly two hundred feet down. The sound of the water crashing below and the remote location was what made this my favorite getaway location. With plenty of...
First TimeChapter One: Slumber Party Gets Wild By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to my wonderful beta readers! Autumn Holt put the first of the newly reformulated Lavender Relax candles into the box. Their first order. A shiver ran through the motherly futa. She wanted to share this amazing product with other women. This pheromone that led women to desire other ladies. It was all the work of Dr. Kayleen Harland, the woman who had moved in down the street from Autumn and had accidentally...
I am Jessica's husband Tony. We have been married for just over ten years. I work as an engineer in aerospace. No I am not a rocket scientist. I design airframe components for fighter jets. My job requires me to go out on site at times to test gear installed on jets that are still secret-classified. Jessica is a research specialist for a stock brokerage company. She sometimes has to travel in order to investigate company's books and operations. She has been on trips for up to one week doing...
Reddit YouTubers Gone Wild, aka r/YouTubersGoneWild! Everyone knows that Reddit NSFW communities are some of the best places to find the most obscure niches that nobody would ever think of when creating a regular porn site. Today we’re looking at one such community which goes by the name of /r/YouTubersGoneWild. As you can tell from the title, this place has to do with some really hot YouTube celebrities going wild. Of course, seeing as how YouTubers have a reputation to keep up, it’s not so...
Reddit NSFW ListTwitch Gone Wild Reddit, aka r/ TwitchGoneWild! Any time a new smut site comes out, you know I’ll be on it like cum stains on a shower curtain. Reddit’s been my go-to when it comes to smut for a very long time, in between all the tons of live-action porn from porn tubes that I drown in on a daily basis. Now I’m a top-notch quality porn kind of guy, so some subreddits are a bit dry for me, but I’ll be damned if the most popular ones don’t make porn tubes look bad.No shade – I’m just really...
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