BUSH IS BETTER
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Jerry could see his wife's cheeks turning red with anger. 'Oh no, ' he thought. 'Here we go again. And in a crowded restaraunt too.'
"This, this, this is why no one should of voted for Bush." Kim's voice grew louder with each word until half the restaraunt was turning to stare at her. "That dumb bastard gets to name a supreme court justice."
"Shush, honey," I whispered.
"Don't shush me, Jerry."
"Kim's right," interupted Melissa. "Say bye bye to a woman's right to choose."
"We should organize a march," yelled Kim practically rising up out of her seat.
Jerry slid back in his chair. He found his wife very trying at times. They were high school sweethearts and had only dated each other. Kim was a spoiled rich girl who had looked for causes to make her life meaningful. She hadn't become overly radical until she went to college. There she fell in with an activist crowd. He mostly agreed with her views, but didn't think one should get too excited about it or make a scene, especially in a children's restaraunt.
There were three couples at the table. Kim and Jerry Anderson were both twentyfive. He worked in a large accounting firm. He had his own office and made good money at least enough that Kim didn't work yet. She'd come out of college with a liberal arts degree that got her nowhere. They were trying to have a baby and if she got pregnant soon, she'd probably become a stay at home mother. Jerry was a typical accountant, skinny, mousy, and nerdy. He was a 98 pound weakling in high school and now seven years later he was a 112 pound weakling
Kim was a pleasant surprise in the looks department. Kim and Jerry were evenly matched in high school, two nerds who found each other. However, after school, contacts had replaced Kim's thick rimmed glasses and her braces came off revealing a dazzling white smile. Kim had nearly shaved her head in college, but let her raven black hair grow long afterwards. She'd also gained the freshman fifteen which had filled out her skinny body, swelling her breasts and putting a sexy curve to her hips. She was so hot now, she rivaled her friend Melissa.
Melissa and Mike were the opposites of Kim and Jerry in high school. Melissa was the buxom blonde, green eyed cheerleader that all male students loved. Mike was the quarterback that always ended with girls like Melissa. They were also in their midtwenties.
The last couple was Evie and Eddie. Eddie was older, chubby, and balding. He was a successful businesman and local Republican chairman. Evie was Kim and Melissa's age, but had married her older husband because she admired his values. They were both active in church and the reason the group was at a children's restaraunt. Their two kids ages, 5 and 4, were playing in the plastic ball pool. Evie could have been the hottest woman of the group, but kept her hair up and dressed to cover her body. Everyone knew the incredible figure she covered up because the three couples worked out together (Jerry and Eddie not often). That was how they met and became friends. Both Kim and Melissa were trying to get pregnant and looked to Evie as a role model.
"How about you Evie?" asked Kim loudly. "Ready to march on Washington?"
"Oh no," said Evie calmly. She was used to Kim's diatribes especially when Kim had been drinking. "I'm not marching against my president."
"You're not pro life are you?" asked Melissa.
"Of course I am. I'm a Christian."
Kim appeared like she was about to pull out her own hair. "A woman has the right to do with her body whatever she chooses."
"But we don't, Kimberly. If that were true, prostitution, drugs, and suicide would be legal."
Jerry watched his beautiful wife's cheeks get even redder. Kim wasn't the best debater. Her debate tactic was to point, yell, and call people names. "Fascist!" yelled KIm pointing her finger at Evie. "If I didn't believe in gun control, I'd shoot that idiot Bush myself."
"Here we go again," groaned Mike as the manager headed their way.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave," said the manager.
"I got this one," said Eddie pulling out a credit card.
Evie stood. She was as calm as ever, but looked smug a having beaten Kim once again. "I'll gather up the children. We've got to cash in their tickets."
"I'm serious," said Melissa to Kim. "We should march."
As the group left, they passed Evie with Eddie junior exchanging their tickets. Eddie Jr pointed at what he wanted. "We'll take the police badge and the handcuffs," said Evie.
"Great! Start the little fascist off early," said Kim passing her.
Jerry hustled his wife out the door when Evie spun around. Evie could take being insulted, but she was overprotective when it came to her children. Evie looked like she was ready to slap Kim. "Sorry," he appologized for his wife. Jerry led his drunk wife over to her car. It was easily spotted by the "Arms are for Hugging" and the Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker with the iberman of Gore/Leiberman sticking out from under it. "I guess I'm driving."
Kim spun around in the mirror. She pinched her belly, thighs, and ass. "I'll be damned," she said. For the first time in her life, she was completely satisfied with everything she saw.
"No one should look this good," she said staring at the mirror. "Glad my sisters can't see me." Kim was a bit ashamed of her body and the skimpy bikini barely covering it. Her college sisters would have called her a traitor for wearing something this sexy and small. It was her body though, and she should have the right to wear whatever she wanted. Hey, if men can go topless on the beach, women should be allowed to also, but Kim wouldn't go that far. She only wore this particular bikini in her backyard.
Kim planned on making herself a drink, working on her tan all day, and reading a book. There was something to be said for not working. She was on her way downstairs when the phone rang. "Hello," she answered picking it up.
"Kim, it's Evie."
"Evie! I'm so glad you called. I'm so sorry about the other night. I just drank too much and..."
"Shut up Kim. I know how you get when you drink. No hard feelings. You got bigger problems. Listen. A secret service agent just left my house. He was asking questions about you."
"Me?"
"Yeah. It seems someone at the restaraunt reported you as having threatened the President."
"Oh shit!"
"Oh shit is right. This is serious Kim. You might be in big trouble. He's on his way to talk to you right now. I just wanted to warn you first."
The doorbell rang.
"Shit! I think he's here. Ah thanks for the warning, Evie." Kim hung up the phone and went to answer the door. She opened it a crack. "Yes?" she asked.
"Mrs Anderson, I'm agent Johnson with the Treasury Department, secret service branch." Agent Johnson flashed his badge and identification at her. The agent was a giant black man, bigger and more muscular then Melissa's husband Mike. He was probably twice Kim's age, had a short afro with gray temples, and very dark skin. He wore a dark suit and reflective sunglasses. "May I come in?"
"Of course, Mr Johnson."
"Agent Johnson, please." Leroy stepped into the house as she opened the door. He was instantly thankful for the glasses when he saw Kim Anderson in the skimpy bikini. His eyes went huge at the site of her killer body. How he kept his face expressionless, he never knew. Kim was wearing a pure black bikini which stood out against her pale white skin. The top seemed stretched too thin by her D-cup bosom. Round, quarter sized nipples pushed through the material with the actual nipple a hard pointy eraser. The cups probably covered only 25% of her breasts. Bare tit flesh splled out the sides, underneath, and above the bikini top. Her bottoms were strings too, riding high and tied on the sides of her hips. The patch coverering her crotch was thin and flat indicating a shaved pussy. She turned slightly displaying a firm well-rounded bare ass with the bikini string slipping between her cheeks.
"What can I do for you, Agent Johnson?"
"We've had a complaint about you threatening the President of the United States. I'm here to see if the threat is real or not." Leroy removed his shades and ran his eyes up and down Kim's body.
Kim was immediately uncomfortable. Like many liberal minded people, she was completely condescending towards minorities. She supported equal treatment and afirmative action, but looked down on minorities as incapable of achievement without the aid of caring white people such as herself. Her bigotry rarely cropped up except when she saw interracial couples. She hated the fact that it bothered her, but it always did. "Let me go change," she said. Kim didn't even wear this particular bikini in front of Jerry.
"I'm afraid I can't allow that, Mrs Anderson."
"What?"
"I'd prefer you remain as you are. It's dificult to conceal a weapon dressed like that and I don't know what kind of wepons you might be hiding upstairs. If I allowed you to change, I would need to watch you dress."
"I'll stay like this then." There was no way Kim was going to allow a black man to see her nude. Look Agent Johnson, I don't like Bush. I didn't vote for him and he's not my President. That being said, I'm not a terrorist."
"That remains to be determined, Mrs Anderson. If I deem that you are a serious threat to the safety of the president, I will arrest you and you could spend the next twenty years in prison. If I determine that it was not a serious threat, you could still go to prison for five years. Were you, Kim Anderson, at a local establisment called the Clowning Around Pizzaria and Arcade three nights ago?"
"I was."
"And did you state- keeping in mind I've interviewed several witnesses- that and I quote. "I'm going to buy a gun and shoot President Bush?"
"I did not. I said that if I didn't believe that guns should be banned, I'd buy one and shoot Bush. It was a joke."
"So you admit it. Threatening the President is no joke." Johnson turned to the door and opened it wide.
"Are you leaving?"
"Negative Ma'am. I need to retrieve something from my car. You're to stand in the doorway, put your hands on the back of your head, and don't move." Kim complied while Johnson stepped outside. "And arch your back Mrs Anderson." Leroy thought her big breasts might make her bikini top burst and fly off when she arched her back. He entered the beat up buick and retrieved what he wanted. Kim was eyeing the buick. "Lousy airport rental," he complained. "You may enter your house, ma'am."
"What's that?" she asked pointing at the item he had retrieved.
"Keep your hands on your head. Now!" Kim leaped to obey the huge black man. "This is a digital video camera. Since I'm operating without a partner, I'll need to video tape our interivew so that you can't say I tried to force a confession or anything along those lines. It's to protect you too."
"I understand," Kim said through gritted teeth. She felt color rising to her cheeks. It wasn't from embarrassment at standing half naked before a black man. It was her temper starting to flare up.
Leroy grabbed her elbow and led her into the living room. "It doesn't look like there's a bomb factory here."
"Of course there isn't, idiot. I'm a housewife not a terrorist."
"Please remain calm, Mrs Anderson." Leroy set the camera up, aimed it at the couch, and hit record. "Now Kim Anderson, state exactly the terroristic threat you made against the President three days ago."
"It was not a threat. It was a fucking joke. I said, that if I didn't believe in gun control, I'd buy one and shoot Bush."
"Sounds like a threat to me." Leroy had never seen someone so white, turn so red before.
"I was upset he was naming a supreme court justice. I know my rights. I have freedom of speech in this country, you fascist jerk. I want my god damn lawyer."
"That's it. I've had all I can take. I'm placing you under arrest. You will be held at the maximum security prison in the state capitol until trial. Spin around and grab your ankles. You have the right to remain silent."
"Fuck this," growled Kim humiliated. Grabbing her ankles forced her to spread her legs. Her skimpy bikini bottom was so tight, it hugged her labia. Agent Johnson was getting a good shot of her beaver. "We're turning into a police state. No wonder the secret service has the intitials SS. God damn, gestapo!"
"Mrs Anderson, please excercise your right to remain silent."
"What?"
"Shut the fuck up. Now!"
Kim felt herself quiver as she closed her mouth. Johnson could go from polite to dominating instantly. Curse her temper. "Ah, I'm sorry, sir."
"That's better, Mrs Anderson. Behave and you might still keep out of prison. I'll need to search your person."
"I believe it's quite obvious I'm not hiding anything."
"You'd be surprised, Mrs Anderson. There could be remote triggering devices sewn into your clothing." He untied her bikini top."
"I can't believe this," she groaned. Her bikini top fell to the floor. Johnson's hands came around in an attempt to catch it. They missed and ended up cupping her breasts. "Oh god." Kim's breasts were huge Dcups, but Johnson's hands still nearly covered them completely. He was a very big man. "Is this necessary?"
"I'm afraid it is. Remember I'm taping this. You have a right to supoena the tape if you think I act inappropriatly." Johnson picked up her bikini top and kneeled beside her dangling breasts. He stared at her tits as he worked his finger around the material of her top. "Initial inspection of terrorist's bikini top reveal no hidden devices," he stated for the camera.
"Oh please, that's enough," groaned Kim rejecting to being called a terrorist. She was about to ask for her top back when he tossed it across the room.
"My appologies, Mrs Anderson. You are correct. We will now remove the SUSPECTED terrorist's bikini bottoms." Leroy untied the sides of her pantys. He caught them before they could fall. His hand cupped Kim's vagina untl he pulled the bikini bottoms away. Johnson placed her pantys over his mouth and face, inhaling deeply. "I detect no scent of any bomb making materials on subject's bikini bottom. Also note, the pantys are wet. The suspected terrorist appears aroused."
"Fuck you."
"Are you soliciting me for sex, Mrs Anderson?"
"No sir. I was insulting you. I'd never let a bla... that is, I'm a married woman. I'm not a whore." The black man was right though, she was aroused. Her nipples were rock hard from where he had touched them. Her pussy was juicing up so fast, a drop was forming on her clit. Jerry had never gotten her close to being this aroused. Of course, Jerry was rather meek. He never was forceful with her or ordered her around like Agent Johnson. Nobody had ever treated her like Agent Johnson was.
Johnson retrieved his camera. Kim was still grabbing her ankles. He zoomed in on her dangling breasts. The angle she was in had her breast dangling in Kim's face. He carried the camera behind her and filmed the inverted V her legs were forming and her breasts between her legs as well as her angry red face. He zoomed in on her pussy.
"Agent Johnson?"
"Yes, Mrs Anderson."
"May I move please? My back is hurting."
"You can grab the back of the couch. Keep your arms and legs spread wide and your head down."
"That's better," she sighed when she moved.
"I'm now resuming my search of the suspected terrorist, Kim Anderson." Leroy zoomed back in on her pussy. She was wet all right. "Subject's obvious arousal makes it difficult to see into her vagina. I've determined that a physical search will be necessary."
"Oh no," moaned Kim.
"I'll get this over as quickly as possible, Mrs Anderson." Leroy Sucked his index finger between his lips to wet it. He then placed his finger against Kim's labia. She quivered when he touched her. Leroy could actually see her clit growing engorged. He held the camera up as he pushed his finger into her pussy.
"Ohmygawd! Animal? Get your dick away from me, pig." Kim tried to lean forward to get away from his finger.
"Relax Mrs Anderson. I have to do this."
"I don't understand." Kim looked over her shoulder. Agent Johnson was kneeling behind her with one finger sticking out from a clenched fist. "I thought it was your penis."
"Why would you think that?"
"It felt like it was my husband's penis."
"I can assure you, that my penis is much larger then this finger, Mrs Anderson."
Kim sucked her lower lip into her mouth as Johnson pushed his finger back inside. She tried to fight it, but an involuntary moan escaped her lips. It really did feel like a penis pushing inside her. Worse, he was pushing his finger in and out like he was fucking her. He was just lubricating it and his finger pushed deeper with each thrust. Kim pushed against the couch just as the finger was probing deeper into her. Jesus! Did she just push back into his thrusts? She fought the urge to do it again, but her hips kept flexing in time to his finger thrusts. His finger was just like her husband's penis. It couldn't quite reach deep enough to satisfy an itch she got everytime she had sex
"Have located alleged terrorist's gadget spot. I've detected no gadgets or hidden items. I'm now making circular motions around Mrs Anderson's G-spot to confirm."
"Ohmygod!" Kim couldn't believe the pleasure coming out of her pussy. This wasn't right. Agent Johnson was merely making circular motions inside her with his finger and it felt better then sex with Jerry ever had.
Leroy lowered the camera between his legs, trying to point it at her pussy. "Note subjects clitoris has become engorged and is impeding progress." Leroy used the index finger of his free hand to push Kim's clit down. He gently massaged it.
Kim with a scream pushed back into his finger. The waves of pleasure had her falling into the couch. Her pussy quivered as it soaked Agent Johnson's hand.
"Subject has had a large orgasm. No materials other then fluids were disgorged from her vagina during orgasm. Mrs Anderson's crotch is clean."
"Filthy fucking animal," screamed Kim. "How dare you. You fucking nig...
SMACK
Leroy brough his hand down hard on Kim's ass. "I've had enough of your attittude, Mrs Anderson." Leroy smacked her again. Her butt cheek turned red.
"You- you have no right," Kim gasped. It was more humiliating then painful.
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Man, when we got home from North Carolina that night, I was plumb whipped! I slept some, on the bus, coming back, but you know how it is, sleeping on a bus. You wake up wishing you'd never fallen asleep in the first place. It's worse, I guess, for a grown-up, but even for a kid, it's murder! It was after three in the morning when we finally got home. Emily's car was outside, and we knew she was in Dave's bed, asleep. We tried hard not to wake her up with the noise of getting back into...
That long weekend with Emmy was the happiest four-day period of my life to date. There just wasn't any doubt about it! I had offered her a chance to just relax, back at the apartment, and skip one or more of our ballgames, but she wouldn't hear of it. She and Eddie were right there at the same old stand, for all three games, Friday through Sunday. And Eddie quietly disappeared again, right after the Sunday afternoon game, so that Emmy and I could have a little time together before she had...
It had been great fun having Dave and Eddie down staying with us during the series with Potomac. Now, far too quickly, they were on the road again. It was a quiet time for me. Work was winding down, and, in just another two weeks, I'd be giving up my summer internship and returning to school for the fall semester. The job had been routine -- a little disappointing, considering my expectations going in -- and I was happy enough to be leaving. I'd been doing a lot of thinking about my...
When I got back to our room after my (second) breakfast in the motel lobby, me and Dave went off for one of my favorite on-the-road pastimes, miniature golf! Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, of all the stops on the Carolina League schedule, was the only place that was a real tourist town, with lots of amusements. They had a nice beach, too, and sometimes when we were there Dave and I would hang out and watch the girls in their bikinis. That was fun, and some of those girls -- man, they were...
Mother called me on Monday night while Patsy and I were watching "The Closer" on cable, and I was a little irritated, because I had been absorbed in the show. I signaled Patsy to turn on the DVR so that I could at least catch up, later, with Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson's doings. "I hear you're in the market for a house," my mother said. "Really? Where did you hear that?" "Are you? Is it true?" "Yes. It's true. How did you hear about it already?" I was doubly irritated now....
Our bus ride from Myrtle Beach straight back to Frederick was a hot-and-dusty 500-mile trial-by-hemorroid, and it was accomplished in the middle of the night, starting less than an hour after we'd played our final (night) game of the season in the Land of the Grand Strand. The Pelicans were in last place in the Southern Division, so we wouldn't be back. That was the good news. The bad news was, we'd likely be back in Kinston, North Carolina -- itself a butt-busting 400 miles from home --...
I was absolutely certain I had done the right thing. Our enormous future dependence on Emmy still bothered me, but the "pre-nup" helped. It helped a lot. Perhaps Emmy was merely indulging me. Perhaps she thought that nobody would ever actually enforce the agreement -- that my ever-growing debt to her would never be repaid. After all, unless she sued for performance, nobody would or could ever force me to make good on this running tab, this long-term debt. But I felt the obligation, and...
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The first thing I had the swamper do was run up and down the street to all the saloons, inviting everybody to a free show out in front of this one in half an hour. When he got back from that errand, I had him carry all those clothes on the floor out and make a pile of them in the middle of the street. I gave him a dollar tip and told him to get a Mexican beer for the both of us. We sat and drank our beer while we waited for the half hour to be up. I took the last drink from my mug and then...
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I was traveling on business when my flight was laid over at O'Hare for bad weather. The airline put me up at a airport hotel and told me it could be as long as 48 hours before they could get me another flight. I took a cab to a bar the bellhop recommended and sat down for a few beers and watched the Bulls. When I got up to take a leak and noticed a lovely brunette sitting by the door. She was about 5-7 with nice tits and lecherous smile. I got back from the head and looked for the brunette. She...
By the fall of 1976 Elizette and I had been deeply involved for over a year. A petite Brazilian, she had jet black hair the length of her back, flawless bronze skin, large, dark brown eyes, and a lissome, graceful body. At twenty, she was almost insatiably sexual. We would have sex five or six times a week, sometimes three times a day. Everything from long languid afternoons of massage and foreplay to quickies in public places. Once at a baseball game she sat on my lap in a tactically parted...
I was finishing up the last of my chores, feeding the horses. I was closing the barn door and never saw the black men jump out of the bushes.One of them pinned me down on my stomach and sat on my back. My arms were pinned to my sides by his legs and he was holding my head down so I couldn't see what was going on in the barn, but I heard someone else rummaging through the tack room."Got what we need man!" I heard one man say.A bandanna was slipped over my eyes and tied behind my head, and...
I was traveling on business when my flight was laid over at O'Hare for bad weather. The airline put me up at a airport hotel and told me it could be as long as 48 hours before they could get me another flight. I took a cab to a bar the bellhop recommended and sat down for a few beers and watched the Bulls. When I got up to take a leak and noticed a lovely brunette sitting by the door. She was about 5-7 with nice tits and lecherous smile. I got back from the head and looked for the brunette. She...
I was traveling on business when my flight was laid over at O'Hare for bad weather. The airline put me up at a airport hotel and told me it could be as long as 48 hours before they could get me another flight. I took a cab to a bar the bellhop recommended and sat down for a few beers and watched the Bulls. When I got up to take a leak and noticed a lovely brunette sitting by the door. She was about 5-7 with nice tits and lecherous smile. I got back from the head and looked for the brunette. She...
My job in this ambush was to decide when it was to start. Foster placed me just around a curve in the road, gave me a good-sized tree for cover, two muskets, and orders to stop the patrol when it was close enough. I loaded buck and ball and we waited. I guess there was six or seven of us that day. We heard them coming before we saw them, a column of men on foot led by a slim officer on horseback, maybe twenty of them and another rider at the tail. As they rounded the bend and came into view,...
Fifty years after a nearly apocalyptic world war, human population is a fraction of what it had been. In an effort to restore the dangerous population levels, women were enslaved and used as reproductive machinery. In the natural response to such arbitrary oppression, a courageous leader arose among the women and led many of them out of the giant maternity-camps of the north-east into the west to escape their masters. Forcibly sensitive to the necessities of reproduction and survival, they...
I figured that I could wait a day before collecting my reward, so I dressed in my usual woman's clothes and spent some time cleaning the house and other household chores. I was just finishing up when a woman came to the door carrying a boy about 7 years old. This was Mrs. Simmons and her son, Jeffery. She asked to see Pa; she had not heard about the murder. I told her Pa was dead, so she would have to travel to Trinity to see a regular doctor. Mrs. Simmons started to cry and said, "I...
I raced to the two other exterior doors and dropped the bars across them, too. Fortunately, Pa had never removed the iron bars across the windows he had installed to keep out marauding Comanches 12 years ago. Thus, my house was as nearly impregnable as any fort, as long as they didn't resort to fire. Of course, I could suffer a lot of broken glass, but I could live with that. Somewhere along the line, Pa had acquired a Henry rifle, and I had plenty of ammunition for it. As the saying goes,...
I didn't stand up until I was sure that there was nobody around waiting to take a pot shot at me. Apparently, this town was not overly populated with nosy parkers, because not a single person came running to see what the commotion was all about. Of course, it could be that they expected more shots to be fired and didn't want to be in the way of a stray bullet. If that was the case, I had to admire their perspicacity. I figured that the coast was clear after a few minutes of nothing...
The trip back to Willow Run was uneventful, a fact for which I was grateful. Here I was, carrying about $1,200 in my money belt—all I needed was more excitement! Shit! I like excitement, but that kind I don't need! But, now I had an unusual problem, at least, unusual for me. I had TOO much money. Scattered in coffee cans around the house, I had nearly $1,500. That was way too much money for a doctor to accumulate on short notice, but I was really uncomfortable just leaving it lying around....
I was absolutely flumboozeled! Here, I had just saved this guy from three bullies, and he sits on the ground bawling his eyes out. "Hey, Mister! I thought that you would be happy that I just shot these galoots. Why are you crying?" "I'm crying because I'm so relieved! They said that ifen I didn't pay them the money I owed, they would come by my house tonight an' rape my wife. And they would do it every night until I paid in full. Ya jus' saved us from that, an' I wuz so relieved...
I spent the rest of the day visiting Smith's victims and returning their "penalty" money. By late afternoon, I had visited everybody listed in the ledger that I could find. I just had time to get home before dark, so I took off at a brisk lope and got home before Lupe could be mad at me (damn, there I go sounding like a husband, again!). I had dropped by the Jimsen jail and collected Blount, so that I could turn him in to the Willow Run marshal for a receipt. He was worth $100, so I was...
I had to think about just how I was going to take out the three galoots I was tied up with. They all knew where I was, so there was no chance of sneaking up on them. I was probably a better shot than any of them, but that doesn't always count for much in this kind of fight. My big problem was being shot by one while I was concentrating on another one. My first order of business was to shift to another tree before they surrounded this one. I slipped back until I was well away from my...
That afternoon, we went looking for a preacher to marry us in 4 weeks. The Methodist preacher was agreeable, so we scheduled the shindig with him for a Sunday afternoon, 4 weeks away. We were able to arrange everything that day, so we left happy. The next day, Joe and I, as Jake Esposito, took the buckboard to Trinity to look into the LeMat conversion. The gunsmith was relieved to see me; he had feared that he had lost a customer since it had been so long since I had been in to see (and nag)...
I didn't faint from the blow to my kidney, but I wished that I had. I didn't have time to move from the crouch the blow to my kidney had forced me to before there was another blow to my side which rolled me over. I found out later that a kick was being aimed to my head (which could have been fatal) when the pistol shot rang out, and a huge body fell to the ground beside me. The next thing I knew was that I was lying on the bar and a very angry Joe was facing half a dozen toughs. He had his...