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" ... just picking up a little milk, little eggs," I said into my phone. "Do you like cranberry juice?"

"Cranberry juice?" Stacy laughed lightly and I smiled, walking down the familiar aisle and swinging my basket. "Yeah, I like it."

"Good," I said. "When you come down this weekend..."

Ka-chunk!

The sound of a twelve gauge being racked is distinctive and after hearing it once, you'll recognize it anywhere. I was already dropping to the floor by the time the guy started yelling half a second later.

"Don't you move, motherfucker! Open the register! Now!"

"Candi?" Stacy asked me. "Are you still there? Candice?"

"Everybody move!" Another voice, another man shouting. "Move the fuck over there!"

"Call you back," I whispered.

A woman began screaming, her voice shrill with fear. Probably the old Vietnamese woman who owned the corner market.

"I love yo..."

I disconnected on her and dialed 911, setting my phone down on a shelf loaded with Campbell's soup.

"Bitch! Gimme the fuckin' money!" the first guy yelled.

BLAM!! Ka-chunk!

Three or four people screamed as the spent shell rattled hollow on the floor.

"Don't you fuckers move!" perp number two shouted, and I pulled my SIG Sauer, very much hoping they hadn't just blown away any chance for a happy ending.

I moved low to the end of the aisle, popping up for a quick look and the place wasn't very big. Five aisles with me in number four. The freezers were behind me, the chillers with beer and milk at the other end, near the checkout and the front doors. Two armed men, one black and one white. Black was holding down the owner with the sawed-off gauge, getting the cash; White had four customers lined up against the chiller, playing crowd control with a pistol. They were ten feet apart from each other and maybe ten yards away from me. The only thing dead so far was the surveillance camera that Black had blown away to make his point. That was about the only good news.

I picked up a jar of pickles and tossed it to my left, across the diapers, and it smashed on the floor in aisle number five.

"Fuck was that?" White's voice sounded scared. "Fuck's there?"

"Check it out!" Black told him, and then yelled at the old woman again. "Get that fuckin' safe open, bitch!"

I crept around the back of the store, moving from aisle four into three as White moved towards the broken pickle jar. He had his back to the hostages, to his accomplice as well, and Black had to split his attention between the safe, the doors, and a bunch of frightened customers. That was about the best I could hope for under the circumstances and now it would be up to God more than anyone else. I took a deep breath and wondered if I really wanted to do this.

"Federal officer!" I shouted, rising just enough to get a good look at Black. I'll admit that I didn't give him much of a chance, not with his friend moving unseen to my left. The Vietnamese woman was low behind the counter, apparently busy opening her safe. I had a good line of fire, the man's weapon pointed away from the civilians as he turned towards me, and it was an easy shot. So I took it.

BLAM!! BLAM!!

My first round went high with adrenalin, taking Black's head off, and the second missed because of that, exploding the cigarette rack behind him. I barely saw it because I was already turning, standing straighter and bringing my weapon around to find White frozen with surprise, but that wasn't going to last. If he dropped behind the shelves I'd be in trouble. My training told me to take the shot, my instincts too, and maybe I was making a mistake.

"Drop your weapon!" I told him loudly. "Now! Drop it!"

BLAM!

BLAM!! BLAM!!

He got off the first round, but I had no idea what he was shooting at. It could've been just a nervous twitch, an accidental discharge and nothing more. His bullet went through some dog food and ricocheted off the floor, ending up in the wall. It took forensics a couple hours to find it, I heard later. Mine were much easier to locate; two .357 hollow points high in his chest, just below his throat and above the heart. Taking both perps down had taken ten, maybe fifteen seconds and I moved to cover the doors in case they had a driver. I put the civilians on their faces and kept them there, called in a Bush Fire using the the hardline, and waited until the police showed up.

" ... and that's the story," I finished. One of the uniforms had brought me coffee and I took a sip.

"Candice Claibourn. Secret Service, huh?" The homicide detective from Arlington PD looked at my badge. "Just happened to be in the neighborhood?"

"Just happen to live in the neighborhood," I replied with a wan smile, pulling my blonde hair back and tucking it behind my ear. "I'm a block and a half that way."

"Two bad for them," he observed dryly, and we watched as one of the two bodies rolled out of the store in a body bag. "What's a Bush Fire?"

"What's that?" I looked at the man.

"Bush Fire," he repeated. "You said you called one in? I don't know what that means."

"Oh." I cleared my throat. "It's a code we use, uh ... in-house. It means there's a situation involving an agent."

"A situation?"

"One that could be embarrassing for the Service," I explained carefully.

"Like a shoot-out in a grocery store?" he wondered, and I shrugged. After Ruby Ridge and Waco, everybody walked a fine line and I didn't have to say much more than I had. "Okay. I guess your people want the Q and A on this, but I'm going to need you to come by and sign a statement."

"Sure," I agreed.

"Tomorrow afternoon maybe," the detective said. "I'll give you a call."

"You have my number," I said absently, watching a black Ford with government plates pull into the lot. That would be someone from the Service and I'd be looking at a long night trying to explain why I'd felt it necessary to kill two men.

"Yeah." He was looking at me and not in a professional way. "After this is over, maybe we could..."

"Thanks, but..." I wrinkled my nose with an apologetic smile. "I don't think so, Detective."

"Right," he sighed, taking one last look at my legs as I took my ID from his fingers. It was time to go.

"Are you alright?" Stacy's hazel eyes looked ready to cry and I'd tried to tell her not to come, but not too hard. I needed her more than I wanted to admit.

"I'm fine," I said, taking the woman into my arms and letting her hold me for a long moment.

"I was so scared," she said. "After you called..."

"I know," I whispered, and maybe I felt a little uncomfortable. Nobody had ever worried about me before. "Did you eat? Come on, I'm making a salad."

We avoided the subject for fifteen minutes before sitting down with a light dinner and a bottle of wine. The hour was late and I wasn't hungry, but it kept my hands busy and the drink helped a lot.

"Do you want to talk about it?" Stacy asked, biting her bottom lip, and I shook my head.

"I'm not supposed to," I said. "They have to do an investigation and..." I shrugged. "It's over now. I'm okay."

"Were you scared?" she wondered, not knowing all the details; only that I'd been in a shooting. That I'd used my weapon.

"Yeah," I told her with a smile. "Before it happened and then afterwards. I was scared."

"But when you..."

"I didn't think about it," I told her honestly. "When it happened ... I don't know. It's just the job."

"I don't like your job." Stacy frowned and I picked up the wine, knowing I'd never be able to explain.

"Come on," I said gently. "Let's go to the bedroom. We'll talk about something else."

"Hey, Candice."

"Hey." I looked up to see Jason leaning into my office.

"I have something for you." He held up a red and yellow evidence bag with my SIG Sauer P229 inside it and I smiled at that.

It had been almost three weeks since I'd surrendered my weapon to the shooting board. I'd gone through a lot of paperwork, three days paid vacation, and two visits with a shrink to make sure my bad dreams were normal. Now it was finally over.

"The Arlington DA signed off on your shoot," Jason said, putting the weapon on my desk. "The mayor wanted to give you a medal."

"Yeah?"

"It's in your jacket," he nodded. "Along with a letter from the Director. Some good attention."

"Always nice," I said. "Any bad news?"

"You have a polygraph at nine, okay?" He smiled, but it was forced and that made me frown.

"Why?" I leaned back in my chair, letting go of the file I'd been reading.

"Routine." Jason shrugged. "How's your tennis game?"

"Getting better all the time," I said, looking back down and picking up the file.

"Good." He rapped his knuckles on my desk and left.

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We had Wilmington in Monday through Wednesday for night games, an off night on Thursday, and then the Friday night game with Lynchburg, followed by day games both weekend days. After that, we'd hit the road again, to Wilmington, Delaware for three in the Blue Rocks' park. I kind of wished I'd had the presence of mind to suggest that Emily come up Thursday, but she had said she'd consulted the team's schedule, so she must have noticed on her own that we had the off day. Probably, it just...

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BusherChapter 8 Emily

I took a half-day off Friday at work and, after a quick stop in Arlington to change, headed north to Frederick before so much as stopping for lunch. I've always liked having lunch in new places, and figured I'd find a place once I'd escaped the Washington Exurbs. It was, I found out, pretty hard to escape. Arguably, even Frederick was part of the mass of humanity surrounding the Nation's Capital. Oh, there was some countryside, some open space, between here and there. But not a lot. I...

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BusherChapter 9 Eddie

Cap Rogers, the Keys' ace lefthander, was pitching in the Friday night series opener with Lynchburg, and he was really on his game. After four innings, the visiting Hillcats had zero hits and only one base runner -- he'd made it to first on a wildly thrown third strike pitch in the second inning. No catcher -- not even Dave -- could have stopped that one! Maybe Yao Ming could have flagged it down. I was amazed the hitter swung at it! "This is why Dave is such a great catcher!" I told...

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BusherChapter 10 Dave

Emily had been a sweetheart, all evening long. She and Ms. Washington really hit it off, after a few early awkward moments, when Ms. W seemed to be waiting for Emily to treat her like hired help, or something. I wasn't worried about anything like that, but I was nevertheless pleasantly surprised at how at ease Emily was, around all us common people. I guess they raise them right, down in Horse Country. I guess Ms. Washington and I were both a lot more class-conscious than Emily was. Anyway,...

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BusherChapter 11 Emily

I was in bed, under the covers, and pretending to be asleep when Dave finally came into the darkened room and joined me in the bed. It was a full-sized bed and I was lying on the right side -- the side next to Dave's alarm clock and his portable radio and a Sound Machine with the sounds of ocean waves and the clickity-clack of a train rolling over the rails. Sleeping aids. Dave, apparently, didn't need any sleeping aids that night. He quickly took his place on the other side of the bed,...

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BusherChapter 12 Eddie

Well, I'm darned if I know what happened last night! I figured that Dave might come and get me and move me into his bed, but he never did. So then I figured my plan had worked to perfection, and Dave and Emily would be together in Dave's bed when I got up in the morning -- or else they'd be up already, and dressed and trying to act like nothing had happened. But when I got up, there was Dave, still sleeping, and all scrunched up on the couch in the living room. He didn't even have a...

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BusherChapter 13 Emily

I didn't tell my mother, on the phone, that I was staying over for another night in Frederick, Maryland with my new boyfriend. She hadn't even been told that I was going to Frederick in the first place. Or that I might have a new boyfriend. I mean, I guess I could have told her. Mom is pretty easy to talk to, and she'd known for a long time that I was sexually active. Maybe she didn't have chapter and verse of my erotic history, but she knew that I had willingly Lost It a long, long...

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BusherChapter 14 Dave

On Sunday I had another big day at the plate, going three-for-four in the close-out game against the Hillcats. They were all singles, but these weren't the "excuse me" dribblers through the infield that had been keeping my average above the Mendoza Line in recent weeks. All three hits were screaming line drives that allowed base runners (two) to take off at the crack of the bat. One of my teammates scored from second standing up -- the result of one of my singles. That one felt good. Emmy...

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BusherChapter 15 Emily

I knew Dave and Eddie wouldn't be back home until very late, so I took my time getting up to Frederick on Wednesday night. I had called to let Ms. Washington know I'd be coming, and when I arrived around 10:30, she had decaf green tea waiting for me. Her side of the duplex was cool and comfortable in the heat of that humid July night. She warned me, however, that Dave's side might not be. "The air conditioner is funny, over on their side," she said. "Sometimes it'll work OK, but...

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BusherChapter 16 Eddie

Man, when we got home from North Carolina that night, I was plumb whipped! I slept some, on the bus, coming back, but you know how it is, sleeping on a bus. You wake up wishing you'd never fallen asleep in the first place. It's worse, I guess, for a grown-up, but even for a kid, it's murder! It was after three in the morning when we finally got home. Emily's car was outside, and we knew she was in Dave's bed, asleep. We tried hard not to wake her up with the noise of getting back into...

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BusherChapter 17 Dave

That long weekend with Emmy was the happiest four-day period of my life to date. There just wasn't any doubt about it! I had offered her a chance to just relax, back at the apartment, and skip one or more of our ballgames, but she wouldn't hear of it. She and Eddie were right there at the same old stand, for all three games, Friday through Sunday. And Eddie quietly disappeared again, right after the Sunday afternoon game, so that Emmy and I could have a little time together before she had...

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BusherChapter 18 Emily

It had been great fun having Dave and Eddie down staying with us during the series with Potomac. Now, far too quickly, they were on the road again. It was a quiet time for me. Work was winding down, and, in just another two weeks, I'd be giving up my summer internship and returning to school for the fall semester. The job had been routine -- a little disappointing, considering my expectations going in -- and I was happy enough to be leaving. I'd been doing a lot of thinking about my...

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BusherChapter 19 Eddie

When I got back to our room after my (second) breakfast in the motel lobby, me and Dave went off for one of my favorite on-the-road pastimes, miniature golf! Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, of all the stops on the Carolina League schedule, was the only place that was a real tourist town, with lots of amusements. They had a nice beach, too, and sometimes when we were there Dave and I would hang out and watch the girls in their bikinis. That was fun, and some of those girls -- man, they were...

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BusherChapter 20 Emily

Mother called me on Monday night while Patsy and I were watching "The Closer" on cable, and I was a little irritated, because I had been absorbed in the show. I signaled Patsy to turn on the DVR so that I could at least catch up, later, with Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson's doings. "I hear you're in the market for a house," my mother said. "Really? Where did you hear that?" "Are you? Is it true?" "Yes. It's true. How did you hear about it already?" I was doubly irritated now....

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BusherChapter 21 Dave

Our bus ride from Myrtle Beach straight back to Frederick was a hot-and-dusty 500-mile trial-by-hemorroid, and it was accomplished in the middle of the night, starting less than an hour after we'd played our final (night) game of the season in the Land of the Grand Strand. The Pelicans were in last place in the Southern Division, so we wouldn't be back. That was the good news. The bad news was, we'd likely be back in Kinston, North Carolina -- itself a butt-busting 400 miles from home --...

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BusherChapter 22 Dave

I was absolutely certain I had done the right thing. Our enormous future dependence on Emmy still bothered me, but the "pre-nup" helped. It helped a lot. Perhaps Emmy was merely indulging me. Perhaps she thought that nobody would ever actually enforce the agreement -- that my ever-growing debt to her would never be repaid. After all, unless she sued for performance, nobody would or could ever force me to make good on this running tab, this long-term debt. But I felt the obligation, and...

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