Jokes and GigglesChapter 182
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Compliments of a friend of J & G:
What do you call foreplay in Tennessee?
‘Hey sis, you awake?’
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and the man’s jaw dropped.The farmer said, “Pardon me, I ordered a glass of orange juice not a whole pitcher.”The waitress simply said, “Sir, this is Texas. Every thing is bigger.” So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, “Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole cow!” Again the waitress said, “This is Texas every thing is bigger.” After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”
Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?
A: A virgin.
What’s the state flower of West Virginia?
A satellite dish.
A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.
“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.
“Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep.
“Son, do you see what your mother is doing?” The boy nods yes.
“Do you know what that is?” The boy nods.
“Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Naaaaaaaaaaaah!”
How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
If she can run faster that her brothers.
Everybody from the North thinks everybody from the South is just sitting around, barefoot, wearing overalls, eating grits, watching ‘Hee Haw,’ listening to country music, drinking Jack Daniel’s, going to tractor pulls, wearing trucker caps, dipping Skoal, picking cotton, riding around in pickup trucks, having sex with our relatives, and looking for UFOs. And that’s not true -- it’s not -- I’ve never seen a UFO, and second cousins don’t count.
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”
The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like -- Mr. Plumber?”
A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
“What do I look like -- Mr. Goodwrench?”
A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?”
“What do I look like -- Bob Vila?” He sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn’t leaking anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked, “Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks and the car’s running?”
She replied nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.
“Wow, did he charge us anything?”
“No, he said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him.”
“Cool. What kind of cake did you make?”
“Cake? What the hell do I look like -- Betty Crocker?”
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
Because he came out half-assed.
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