Captain Horatio Horn and the Slutty Space Pirates
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Oddly, the fear of running out of money during the long overland journey soon proved to be a chimerical concern. If anything, their coin purses just seemed to grow fatter and heavier with every stop that they made along the road!
Right from the very start, Oddtus had made some sort of deal with a westward going caravan heading towards the big walled city of Apeleia (Applewood) offering to share his 'two personal guards' to help guard their caravan, for just a minor payment. With the fears of bandits in the area, the rumors of trouble to the north of Crystal Lake and the impending transfer of many of the regions soldiers and guardsmen, the traders accepted his offer with alacrity and some large silver crowns were quickly produced for each of the lads. Rowan thought he saw the flash of a gold mark or two go into the Foole's hands as well, if but for an instant. Soon the young lads found themselves riding as guards at the front on either side of the first wagon of the convoy, trying to look alert and belligerent.
The plan had been for the caravan to speed south down the lake road and reach the walled town of Lacestone sometime late that evening, camping at its gates safely until dawn, but the mid-summer showers of yesterday had turned the brown dirt into mud and more steady rainfall early that afternoon also slowed the wagons pace even more. Quite a few nearby villages could be seen just off of the road while they were near Haldyne, but after a few hours there was nothing but thick forest to be seen on their left as they travelled. Much as Frigrast the trading factor in Swanford had accurately warned, the tree-line here was quite close to the road, well within easy range of even a short bow. The wagoneers and the merchants grumbled much about this and one trader mentioned that he had petitioned the Duke about this very problem several times, but he had never received any sort of response, let alone any promise to remedy the problem.
Boyle, being an experienced horseman, rode lightly upon his mount and seemed quite at home in the saddle. Having spent almost none of his life on top of any horse, Rowan couldn't decided which problem was worse — that his butt was now quite sore from his inexperience with riding, or that he thought he sometimes saw shadowy faces in the trees watching them, or that he was too far away to converse normally with his friend Boyle, except at a shout across the lead wagon. Still this was another new experience for him and he slowly began to feel and move along in concert with the saddle and horse underneath him. His clothes were wet to the skin and he belatedly decided that some silver spent for a good oilskin coat that he could wear in the saddle ... and a broad hat that would keep the rain and sun out of his eyes might both be excellent expenses once he reached Lacestone, a town supposedly about the same size of Haldyne, which also acted as the regional fort for the smaller villages in the area.
As they travelled that afternoon, the warm late summer rains fell harder and the road turned to mud under the wagon wheels and often the front wagons had to slow down or even stop to wait for the later following wagons to slowly catch up. The trees here along this stretch also grew even closer to the road, near enough that Rowan was sure he could easily hit the nearest thick clump of trees with a small rock. No wonder the merchants and traders were frightened!
While being tired, sore and rather annoyed, he remained quite alert and he wasn't completely surprised when an arrow suddenly zipped right past his nose from some as of yet unseen archer hidden in the thick cover of the nearby trees. Other arrows soon followed from other hidden bowmen that concentrated their fire upon the lead wagon, seeking to slow or disable it, to trap and halt the entire caravan.
Unluckily, one of the lead horses was hit hard upon one of its flanks and it tried to bolt with terror until in its panic it had tipped its wagon over onto its right side in the muddy ditch right next to the muddy roadway. With the rain now coming down harder and their primary goal of stopping the caravan achieved, the bow fire now ceased as their bowstrings started to became wet and unusable and a ragged line of bandits armed with swords or short spears soon appeared out of the tree-line charging the column of stalled wagons hoping to seize and plunder their trapped prey.
Rowan muttered to himself as he gathered his courage to attack. "Well ... this is what I've been paid for ... to handle things like this, so I might as well stop worrying and see if I can frighten this rabble off before anyone gets hurt." His mount, being a trained cavalry horse, was quite used to this sort of situation and being of a rather excitable nature anyway, it made the decision to 'charge' several moments before his inexperienced rider had even considered the notion of kicking in his heels on his aggressive and overly enthusiastic mount.
It was not a particularly auspicious cavalry charge for either of the lads. Rowan was caught quite off-balance and unprepared when his mount reared up for a moment before galloping off toward the foe and he soon found himself propelled off the side of his mount entirely and into the mud of the road somehow landing down face first in the mud. Boyle, albeit a far better horse-master, had received no prior training with using arms while mounted and quite missed entirely the first two ragged bandits that he tried to skewer with his long spear. Fortunately, their mates at the caravan had enough problems of their own dealing with panicking horses and they were now hastily grabbing weapons of their own rather than stopping to berate their less than veteran guards.
Rising up from the mud, Rowan was quite sore, angry and thoroughly embarrassed ... and pissed off beyond words. To match his mood, his now drawn sword exploded into a savage orange flame surrounding the blade and with hardly a single thought he sliced entirely in half the first bandit that reached him. His companion faired only slightly better as Rowan's infernal sword sliced entirely through the weak metal of his parrying sword blade and cut deeply in the shoulder and chest of the unfortunate man, who soon bled quite out in just a matter of moments.
Terrified at this mud-covered terror wielding a flaming sword, the bandits all broke and retreated back for the safety of the woods and Rowan was more than happy to let them escape. Looking around at his feet he just saw blood, just like he had that sad terrible day last month. Once again the red blood covered wet green grass, but all too soon it was washed away in the rain ... but the memory of the two dead bodies by his feet remained with him for much longer.
Boyle, now spurred to greater measures of martial might, at last cornered one of the fleeing bandits and halted his mount with the spear pressed up tight against the man's throat.
"Shall I show him mercy?" Boyle yelled to Rowan, who did not answer but instead was abstractly considering the color of the red rain-washed pool of blood mixed with rain water at his feet. The flames slowly died out and his sword was returned to its sheath, which had formerly belonged to his dead friend, the always dutiful Lieutenant Robrick, who had been slain by the Daemon. His sword, broken by the creature's impenetrable hide, left an empty scabbard, and his commander Captain Thierd had presented it to Rowan, in memory of the brave Lieutenant. It fit perfectly, as if it had been always been intended for this task. It was a good practical sheath for his infernal magical weapon, without possessing overly much decoration; a scabbard of function and practicality, and Rowan now wondered how many times during the rest of his life he would have to again draw this great and terrible weapon in anger. Seeing the blood on the ground in front of him, he thought that perhaps even once more would be a time too many.
"Please, in the name of Árfæsliss, give me mercy, I beg of you!" The frightened bandit said as he knelt in supplication to his captor. At the mention of the Goddess of Mercy, Boyle lowered his spear but did not entirely put his weapon away.
"Who are you and what are your deeds that I might offer you mercy from death, or a life spent as a slave laboring at the Duke's pleasure?"
"I am Loren, formerly husband to the fair Sara, who has gone to the Shadowlands at the hands of a boarman, and father to two young sons, Nehman and Dillar. It was for their sake that I took to the iron-road, the path of banditry, as our village home near the Brittle Mountains in the north was sacked by Boar-Men and our escape further hindered by the wicked night-folk, who sought to steal what little else we still possessed. To further add to my needs, I have recently accepted the protection of a young woman who in better times I would ask to swear the consort-oath with, should I prove able to provide for her as the step-mother to my young sons."
Boyle pondered at this, quite uncertain now as what to do. Clearly the man was ragged and thin with hunger, but the law was firm that all bandits must be either killed or sent into servitude for life. This might be justice, Boyle thought, but it was certainly not mercy. Fortunately, the wise gléaman was soon at his side and knew exactly what to do.
"Summon your concubina, the woman you claim as your common-wife and your children, are they nearby in the woods?" The man nodded and called for them and after a few moments of indecision and fear, they came to his side.
"Young mistress," The Lore-Master sternly asked, "your protector is in great peril of his life and freedom. Would you share his fate and accept his consort-oath and join your fate with his?" She fearfully nodded and took her lover's hand, his small children standing frightened at her feet nodded as well, as they clung to her skirts.
"By my grant-oath I shall declare you two to become husband and wife and to care for each other within the Duke's peace, should you swear to forsake the iron-road forever and return to your homes to fight against those that have burned your dwellings and despoiled your lands."
The former bandit willing agreed to these oaths and in a few minutes the Lore-Master witnessed and accepted their vows and released the young family to their freedom.
"I thought only priests could accept a trothing-oath." Boyle asked with curiosity later.
"Don't I directly serve a God? Gléagerád, the God of Mirth and Wisdom. Doesn't that make me a priest as well? When I play a tune I am not making a prayer?; when I sing a song to an audience am I not doing his will by singing a hymn or reciting lore as if in a church? When I juggle, do handstands or flips while telling silly jokes as a happy gléaman or as a foolish joculator, am I not directly serving my God and acting upon his behalf to bring mirth to the world?"
"I would guess so." The puzzled lad decided.
"Indeed. Mine is a stern duty on his behalf, to laugh when I would rather cry; to sing when I'd rather drink flowing wine instead; and to do stupid pratfalls when I'd rather be boning a comely maid-in-service. O! The life of the travelling Histrio is a hard and uncertain one ... but the rewards are worth it!"
The caravan, delayed by the muddy conditions of the road, repair of the overturned wagon and the injuries to several of the horses, camped for the night on the open road and made their destination, Lacestone by the middle of the next morning. The trio was gladly admitted to take their dinner at the large central cook fire that night, and if anyone had anything remotely snide or clever to say about the young lads initial difficulties at the start of the battle, not a hint was uttered. Once, a young horse groom did start to make a joke about another young man's first efforts to learn to ride but his elders quickly shushed him and told him to save the efforts at humor for the gléaman, who never failed to disappoint an eager audience and exploit it, and soon the camp was quite a merry one with all of their misfortunes quite forgotten. The sight of their young caravan guard driving away the band of bandits with a sword that burst into orange blaze of fire was a sight that they would never forget!
The caravan and their guards separated ways once the threshold of the city gate was crossed, but not without promises of words of reference to the other caravan masters that they passed for the lad's good service. Indeed, within several hours the story of a brave young warrior facing off an army of bloodthirsty veteran cutthroats with a flaming sword was soon making the gossip rounds in the town marketplace.
Faced with waiting for nearly a full day before another western going caravan could be joined, the trio separated for the afternoon to rest and spend some of their hard-won coins. Rowan soon placed the few pence and farthings that he had found in the two dead bandits purses into the hands of a few needy beggars in the marketplace, and with the assistance of a barefoot poor lad he soon found an appropriate outfitter that for a reasonable cost in silver provided him with a good leather coat and a heavy wool hat. Another expense of several shillings bought him an excellent leather pair of riding boots. A thicker pair of pants better suited to riding completed his purchases and he returned to their inn well-pleased.
The gléaman's promise of a good night's entertainment, as usual, guaranteed them all a dry bed in the stables and meals at no charge. Boyle was already cheerfully tending to several rather neglected horses there, giving these as well as our own mounts, an expert currying and brushing. After their complimentary evening meal that night in the inn, the talented Foole earned himself another flood of silver as he performed to the inn-keepers delight to a full and happy house. Rowan and Boyle kept quiet and maintained a low profile at the back of the tap-room and they made fast friends with a young tap-maid who kept their blackjacks full ... and probably filled from a better barrel of stock than the inn-keeper would have preferred that they drink from.
If Rowan pretended to notice later in the evening that his stout friend had disappeared along with this very amenable maid for some exchanged comfort outside near the jakes hut, he paid no mind to it. Later when his friend returned, his clothes a little disheveled and with a smile than ran from ear to ear, the two just exchanged silly grins and gently bumped their leather blackjacks together in salute. Boyle had always had the far easier touch with the ladies, despite his broad round face, tall thick shoulders and slow drawl of speech. Or perhaps because of them. With his kindly face and a gentle voice he could charm a bird down from the trees, and he always apparently treated his lovers kindly and never took any temporary attachment overly seriously. Back in Swanford, Boyle had a stable of at least five young ladies that each wanted to be his sole love, and somehow the cheerful lad kept the all of the women happy and each amused in turn, somehow without unpleasantness. Rowan had always wondered why his friend never made any long term attachments but his friend would just say that he had never yet met the right girl at the right place or at the right time. Still, he rarely lacked feminine attention or comfort for very long.
Rowan, who was a little taller and most definitely more muscular of build, was also much quieter and far shyer of disposition, and his own attempted imitation of his friend's amiable cheery grin did not seem to affect young women, especially in their small-clothes, the same way. He was best at being strong and silent and letting his past lovers, like Cedany, approach him first. Besides, even a long full month after her death, Rowan was still pained at the loss of her and he was not yet inclined to take any temporary comfort or start any meaningless dalliances.
However, five days later at Roper's Ford on the Bekingham River, a certain determined young lady had some very different ideas.
The two day journey from Lacestone to the walled city of Apeleia, now mostly called Applewood, had gone extremely smoothly, with relatively good weather, dry and smooth road conditions and no security threats to the new caravan they had agreed to accompany. The word had indeed spread quickly of the lad's prowess at defeating that earlier bandit attack, and they had even received an additional 'risk' bonus in good silver from the concerned teamsters and trade factors. Boyle was now joking that the caravan guard business was a pretty nice and lucrative occupation, and it was even better that he could still spend his days with horses, albeit now riding them instead of feeding, grooming and shoeing them.
Hoping to catch a ship leaving west across the lake for Tellismere, they waited for several days in the city, enjoying the sights of the second largest city in the Duchy before giving up and accepting hire with another caravan leaving for the walled town of Glideuch, just across the western side of the river. Despite the fact that from a tall tower both the city and town were within in sight of each other across the Bekingham River, the currents here where the river flowed out of Crystal Lake were considered too swift and hazardous for most commercial small boat or heavy ferry traffic, especially heavily laden wagons. The nearest safe crossing was a day's travel south down the river road to Roper's Ford, where the river current south was slow enough to allow a ferry to safely transport the caravan wagons across.
The skilled gléaman had raked in another small fortune during his stay in the city, entertaining at several of the finer inns, and he was in a fine humor when the caravan left the city westward and then continued to follow the road along the river south, past the great ruins of a colossal bridge that had once apparently crossed the river near where it flowed out of the great lake. Today he rode up in front with the two lads who were guarding the front of the caravan
"That was once a mighty bridge indeed!" He muttered with a deep sigh to the curious lads. "Alas, the skills no longer exist that could rebuild it today, or if they did, the will to use them once more in such a mighty effort is certainly no longer there."
"Who built that bridge? It was certainly was a great undertaking ... and how did it fall into ruins?" Boyle asked.
"The twboren, the second-born created this marvel in their early days over four thousand years ago on behalf of their elders the dragons, that their kin and servants could safely cross here, for this channel of the river near the lake has always been hazardous. The Dweorg, Ylfen, Flotylfen and Arth-Lyften were all still very young races, eager to help their elders for the first and perhaps the last time ever. War between them began not a human generation afterwards and nearly all that had been created together was then destroyed, to be lost forever. Perhaps if the first-born had treated their younger kin as brothers and less like bondsmen or slaves, then that awful conflict could have been avoided."
"I've heard of the races of the dwarves, who live in total seclusion mostly below the great central mountains, and of the elves, who are said to still lurk in the furthest remote and forbidden forests, and that both now have little to do with men, but who were the other two races that you spoke of?" Rowan enquired.
"Ah, the race of sea-elves, like their shy woodland relatives, enjoy the solace of privacy and are little ever seen by the surface world, although it is said that a few of the bolder Corælyn sea captains have some limited trade with them. They fared poorly during the Dragon War and are said to still be relatively few in numbers. They also bear much resentment to their fellow surviving races, blaming their allies for the great misfortunes that they suffered during the long war. Of the race of the proud eagle-people, they suffered perhaps the worst misfortunes of any of the other races. They were said to be a very pompous and arrogant race, only little better regarded than the dragons, whose conceited manners they aped all too successfully. Only their most remote aerie-cities survived the first devastating assaults of the Dragons in the earliest days of the war, and it could well be said that the great war may have resulted largely from the enmity that those two flying races had for the other. It was only when the war soon turned to near certain and total annihilation for the Arth-Lyften that the rest of the second-born came to their aid in the war, albeit with some considerable reluctance. In a few high and very remote mountain places, their survivors yet live, but they are the most paranoid and secretive of all of the children of the Gods and I've heard that they are still a most arrogant and prideful race that regards men, and the other last-born races as utterly beneath their notice."
"You've mentioned the last-born before, who else, other than the race of men was created?" Boyle asked.
"It was only when the Gods feared that the Dragons would at last win and defeat the exhausted, devastated, demoralized and nearly annihilated races of the second-born, that the last races were created. First, in near desperation, Ámyrðria, the Goddess of Lies & Weal either created or summoned the infernal race of Daemons to assist them, but many believe that these wicked folk played both sides for advantages and their own benefit instead. They were certainly not good, valued or even useful allies, and many terrible and wicked things were done once they were loose on this world. Then, in dismay at the treachery of the Infernals, Aðbaernesa, the Goddess of Decay, Death & Rebirth, in her utter despair, created the Eorfleode, the brutal race of Boar-Men. I think I can now understand the misery and anguish that she must have felt then, and her feeling of utter desperation; she sought in haste to create a strong and powerful race that was yet dim-witted enough to be controlled so that the second-born could be saved. Alas, they too were only reluctant warriors for the Gods and soon they sought their own best advantage and in the end they openly joined with the dragons, causing a near total collapse of the remaining forces for good. It is said that the Goddess later renounced her protection of that race, but they still worship a dreadful male aspect of her, Ingui "The Boar that Destroys".
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EroticI could hear the water run, so I got up and made my way across to the window and peeled back the curtain, just enough to be able to see out, and not attract attention to my action.I could feel my heart thump in my chest, I had anticipated this moment since I had arrived here, and now it had.I looked down onto the area where the water ran, bathed in the hot afternoon sun, reflecting from the wet stony floor, and onto the bodies of four young black men, of varying heights and body sculpture.My...
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I was finishing my lunch in the noisy cafeteria when Marcie plunked herself down beside me and whispered loudly, "Did you know your brother had a really big cock?" I made a face at her and kept chewing. "Oh sure," I said when she continued to nod. "And I suppose his skin's cleared up too." "Buck saw him in the shower," Marcie said, looking superior as she usually does. "He said it looked like a python." "Right," I said. "And do you know he's only fourteen? He skipped a...
The pretty little wench, Gwendolyn had never paused long enough to inquire after my name, but her mother the more logical Simone put the question to me shortly after rising the next morning. I am certain that I roused her immediate suspicions when I took a little longer than expected to answer the simple question. In God's truth, I was not going to say my name was Mabel Murphy. At least, not while in possession of a nine inch cock. The only thing I could come up with was the name of the...
I was roused from my haunted dreams by the sound of a female voice calling to me in gentle implore to cease my slumber forthwith. My eyes opened to see the same novitiate with the calming hands that had eased my way into much-needed repose with skilled ministrations that caused my spunk to adorn the far wall with a long line of sagging stickiness. I remember thinking it a shame that she was so dedicated to the service of God that she was overly reluctant to offer me her virginity in...
The young accused witch Hilda was a bit of a nuisance to I, Alphonse D' Paris because she was constantly at my side like a shadow cast by the angle of the sun. Fortunately, my dalliance with Drusilla did not suffer due to the strange effect the girl's presence seemed to have whilst I held the willing juicy wench in close embrace. She was never as emotional as when she knew the young girl's eyes were on my cock sliding into one of her available openings. I had no problem with that at all...
Despite the tragic circumstances of my receiving this estate as a reward for my noble lineage, I was much impressed with the surrounding fertile fields now under my control and the obvious successful industry of the folk who owed their fealty to my rule. I had nothing to do with the terrible fate that had befallen the previous masters and was not in the least complicit in their horrible end. Still, the villagers looked at me and my retinue with some noticeable degree of reservation because...
The castle was bustling with activity upon our return. Apparently, we would be expecting a visit from the royal court to see how our new management had been progressing in the shire. I could only offer my benevolent acceptance of the steps taken by the subordinates who seemed in full grasp of the needed work to be accomplished and I just relaxed and hoped for the best. It seemed to me that the workers were not so much concerned about who was in charge but didn't want outside interference...
My journey back to AD833 had been for the most part an enjoyable romp with many young nubile females of willing attitudes. It was a fact, however, that I had not been successful in finding a female who was willing to sacrifice herself for me out of true love. It was a fitting outcome because I had spent my adult life in the twentieth century as a wanton slut using men for my personal pleasure and giving them nothing in return except my sexual favors which had no value to me at all. I most...
The Divine: The Weaver's - The Three Great Goddesses; Urðra, Veránda & Skúlda - the Maiden, the Matron and the Crone. They spin, weave and shear our fates into the Ymbwyrcan — the Great Tapestry of Life, to which even the Younger Gods are subject. The Younger Gods, the Æðelings: Seven brothers and sisters. All except for Yfelde Soð are either presumed dead or Banished) Grund — God of the Earth Lagufæ - Sea Goddess Gléagerád — God of Mirth and Wisdom Gældra — Goddess of Spirit...
Crystal Lake City of Tellismere (Capitol of Duchy, where the short Klure River flows west into the Great Western Sea from Crystal Lake) Village of Swanford (just east of Crystal Lake up the Emerald River) City of Evesham (coastal southern port of the Bekingham River, where it flows south from Crystal Lake) Town of Meribren (small coastal town) Town of Alnmouth (small coastal town near the Juniper Mountains) Dead Tree Island (ruined town along a dangerous point of the Emerald...
Dukes Summer Island Castle and Village of Swanford Emerald River and River Guard Tower Crystal Falls and Brittle Mountains Beran Island & Village (Meaning Bear) Hanna Island & Archaic Ruins (Forbidden) Osweleg Island & Village (Meaning Oswyn's Island) Docks & Walled Town of Haldyne Walled Town of Lacestone Walled City of Applewood (or Apeleia "Apple Tree Clearing") Bekingham River (Flows South to Coastal City of Gemehold) Roger's Ford (Highest River Crossing...
The Maiden Urðra frowned as she reached into her box of raw threads and discarded handful after handful. 'Too dark!' She muttered, mostly to herself, as she drove her hand into her spinning box yet deeper, to find something newer and brighter ... or at least something different. "Yes indeed." The Matron Veránda muttered in concurrence. "The weaving has been much too dark, as of late, and my next panel could do with a bit of brightness." "Quite so!" The Crone Skúlda rasped with...
If there had been a nicer mid-summer, late afternoon in Swanford, then Rowan couldn't remember it. The sun was warm, and very nicely so, but there was enough of a western breeze, off of the ocean and the lake, to keep even the hot forge from being a sweltering place of misery. Off and on all day, he had been hearing sounds of laughter and play from the river, probably from the region of the Lily Lake, but for awhile yet Rowan had some last remaining duties to perform before he could think...
The young friends finished their meal and parted ways for the evening. Bryce was needed back at the bridge guard tower for duty, until the caravan was unloaded down at the southern warehouse, and Boyle wanted to be back at the stables to look over the horses. He would have a busy night attending to them, especially the injured ones, and he would likely also spend much, if not all, of his day tomorrow helping to repair any damage to the wagons. Half-day of scheduled work or not, Boyle was...
The first significant threat of danger came a few days later, on their fifth day of the voyage, as the crew was putting out the dinner campfire, and nearly everyone was preparing their bedrolls along the shore. Knowing that he was unlikely to get any sleep, yet once again, Rowan volunteered to take the first camp watch, to stay up until the moon was in the center of the night sky. One of the crewmen, Tashyl, was taking his turn to hold a similar watch onboard the boat, in case trouble came...
Rowan and his party were indeed having nearly all of the trouble that they could handle. And their epic journey down-river was one that the gléaman could and did tell countless times in the years afterwards. They were making very fast time going back down the river, paddling hard with their oars along with the current to make even greater speed than The Lady Ellyn had made going upriver with sail. They thought that they could reach the island before dawn, under cover of darkness and perhaps...
Despite their lack of proper rest, they started off again right at the very first crack of light and made a decent amount of relatively swift progress on the dryer grassy ground before the skies fully unloaded upon them. The rain soon got so hard that they could barely see ten yards in the woods ahead of them, so they risked a more dangerous but open path across several meadows to speed their course. Driven slightly south, to avoid a large hill that Gwenda feared had an Eorfleode watchpost...
The sight of the destruction of Elmcrygh brought great misery and many tears to the poor survivors of Silana, who had hoped to find shelter and perhaps a new home behind the walls of the great walled town. In size, the now burning ruins were once nearly large enough to be considered a city, and it formerly sheltering tens of thousands of people and was the major hub of trade for nearly a hundred leagues around. Even at the height of their collective despair, Rowan refused to believe that the...
Gwenda was a tall and strikingly beautiful young woman, even dressed up in the plain leathers of a guards-woman. Even this, Lady Ayleth had to grudgingly admit. She was also quite smart and had grown up in a northern barony that was always on the pointed edge of danger, even in more relatively peaceful days. Her sharp green eyes missed little and her generously wide red lips stayed tightly shut when they needed to be, all the better to hear and listen, and react, to what was happening around...
"You've darned near had your darned fool skull split wide open! So remain still and rest your eyes. You'll probably be seeing stars for awhile yet and you'll be dizzy for a few days." Ashburn gently advised her, when she had awoken in pain and darkness later. The healer's voice was trying to sound stern, but Gwenda could hear the smile in his voice even though her eyes were still shut lying in bed. Her head still hurt with a near constant throbbing, even now apparently several days...
If Boyle had been amused by the Lady Ayleth's modesty back at the hot tub in Dragontooth, her reaction to the casual partial nudity that was common in Corælyn, was even more entertaining. Even in the late autumn, the humid and warm winds from both sea coasts kept the temperature quite pleasant and the attire rather stimulatingly casual. For women, the presentation of mostly bare breasts, and their virtually always pierced nipples, was quite the art form. The Foole, quite sincerely, tried to...
Boyle, tried to project confidence that he didn't quite feel as he reviewed with Rowan and Oddtus for the last time what his arranged role was in the madness that was about to occur. Somehow, despite his growing nervousness, he kept his head held high and somehow a smile on his hard-edge but still round face. In the trials of the last seasons, the formerly stocky lad had replaced most, if not quite all of his flab with honest hard muscle. His eyes, like Rowan's and Gwenda's, were black...
Not quite a full hourglass from time Rowan and his companions set foot from off the ship onto Broadmore, on the docks of the walled City of Penryn, right at the mouth of the Penryn River in the Southern Gulf, they found themselves outside the great walled gates of the city facing three great armies, of which only one was their own. There, out of a great field outside of the walls of Broadmore's second greatest city, was the invading army of Drakland which stood ready for battle, holding it...
The ocean trip to the city of Tellismere was somewhat delayed by contrary winds, which at this winter season came near head on, from the northwest. The fleet was running close-hauled, tacking back and forth beating their way upwind. In better weather, the trip could have been made in less than a week, but instead they felt lucky that the trip had only taken two full weeks. From off-shore, the situation with tracking the progress of the Eorfleode horde remained simple. With their slow...
"I don't care what you say, courage or not, that was still a damned stupid thing to do! What were you thinking? You weren't!" Boyle sadly muttered from Ayleth's deathbed, later that evening inside the small keep of Lacestone. "I sent the reserves to hold the left flank and they did!" She whispered, her face sheet white and pale with pain from her crippling and mortal injuries and extreme loss of blood. "The counter-attack swept their right flank and we merged with both the light and...
AFTERWARDS, TEN YEARS LATER Rowan and Boyle smiled as they sunned themselves after a brief swim and watched their wives and their children splash and play in the cool but refreshing waters of Lily Lake in Swanford. It was still early summer, and the shallow river waters had not yet warmed up very much, but they had been eager to leave Tellismere, and the requirements of duty, for a long summer of rest and relaxation. Swanford, still essential as a trade transit town between Crystal Lake and...
AFTERWARDS, ANOTHER FORTY YEARS LATER Rowan held his beloved wife Gwenda extra tightly in bed, for she had been quite ill of late with a winter flux in her lungs that just would not depart, despite the treatments of the local medicus and the village wise-woman together. Even old Ashburn's best trained pupil, Doran, now the master medicus of Tellismere castle had taken ship to tend to her, but none of his remedies seem to offer her any improvement. In addition, her old skull wound suffered...
The Matron Urðra frowned as she completed weaving her first panel of the new tapestry for this age. 'Still too fucking dark!' She muttered, mostly to herself, as she looked towards the new Crone for advice. "Certain it is!" The Crone Veránda muttered, in rather annoyed concurrence. "The last panel of the old age that I weaved, before I took the shears, was bright and held forth some cheer. Now, with your first weavings the world is again dark and sinister. Where is that nice bright...
Satou boiled with conflicting emotions. He was elated, his heart still racing after his encounter with Higa. He couldn’t keep his mind off her even for a moment as his family chatted around the table. Whenever he closed his eyes, all that he could see was her red skin and her white hair. He could still taste her lips, feel the smoothness of her body, like an afterimage that lingered in his mind. But at the same time, his gut was twisted with dread. Like a charging ox headed towards a cliff,...
I am finishing my chores when Thorn rises from the sofa:"Is the bathroom done yet?”“Yes, just finished.”“Good. I’m going to shower while you finish the kitchen and then you are to take me out dancing."That might sound good, but she knows I can’t dance and don’t even like it. Still, nothing to be done about that. I get on with my work as she gets ready. I see her flit from the bathroom to the bedroom and back again a couple of times. Obviously unable to decide what to wear, she passes in varied...
I stood in the doorway watching him. He was sitting in his office, feet on the desk drinking coffee and finishing the last of his bagel with hungry bites. It was a little past 7 in the morning, and the rest of the English building was quiet. The newspaper sat unread on his desk, he preferred to gaze out the window. I smiled to myself as I realized that he was busy watching the female students walking by. His eyes were out on stalks as an extremely attractive brunette strolled past the window...
EroticI woke up early in the morning. Then I saw my aunt sleeping next to me. I started to touch her tits softly. She came to me and hugged me tightly. She putted a leg over my legs. Her pussy met with my leg. I started to rub my against her pussy. I started to kiss her neck. Then she started to talk in a sleepy voice “making a woman Horney in the morning is not a good idea. You will get blue balls in the evening. Make me horney I will suck every drop of your cum until your balls get dry”. Actually I...