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Seeing as im just registered i thought this would be the best place to share my filthy thoughts and going's-on with you Tongue out

Me n a couple of my girl pals went out last night, havent been out for weeks cos my wee b*y was ill so i needed it, and it was SUCH a good night, had a great laugh and danced our asses off.

Ive woken up today with my head thumping and a total hangover horn, i dont have the wee g*y till later so i really wish id pulled last night but me n the girlz were havin such an awesum night i didnt even try, tho im regretting that now cos i could really be doing with a good seeing to!

Looks like i'll just have to make do with my rabbit n sum porn!

(It feels strange writing these thoughts down for everyone to see, ive never done it before, its only even been in my head, so it might take a while for me to get used to doing it)

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