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“Nothing good ever happens after one in the morning when you're drunk,” he painfully reminded himself of the events he failed to remember. Ben tentatively held his leg out of the bed on the floor to make his proprioception stop spinning the room. To his surprise, it helped. The world seemed to slowly halt to its habitual standstill—by normal human perception anyway. Only his stomach seemed, much to his displeasure, to keep enjoying the rollercoaster ride.With shaky legs, Ben gave standing up a...
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Fifth of July Hangover by Deputy Duffy It was Independence Day when I got a phone message from my Aunt Peg.When I heard her whiny voice, I knew she wasn't wishing me a happy fourthor inviting me over for a cookout. She seemed to call only when she neededsomething. I wish that included something provocative, since she looked anddressed sort of like Peg Bundy, and that would have fulfilled a couple oflong-standing fantasies of mine. But usually it was just some sort of householdrepair or...
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INDIGESTED BEAUTY Hot babe so pretty Swallowed but not digested Slimy you emerged I have seen all types of cases over the decades but non as bizarre as the following. The fact that the victim was young and pretty only made the case more memorable to me. One afternoon in 2009, my assistant (who I usually assigned to the male or older female cases) ran into my office telling me that we’ve got something never seen before. I went into the embalming room and saw a body lying on the lab...
New series! It was morning at Neo Tokyo 3. As she woke up, Misato groaned while she rubbed her stomach. She felt that the yesterday’s drinking was going to cost her heavily in the bathroom very soon. “My stomach is on fire… I have to shit so fucking bad…” she thought in her mind as she opened the door to the bathroom. Unfortunately for her Asuka was already occupying the toilet and sitting on...
Several months after my first visit to my wifes aunt for a stay over after a night on the beer J found myself requiring her generousity again. There was no major reason for a night out but a throbbing dick itching to get into the old dears knickers again I took some time and guts before i called to see what reaction the reqest would be received but their was no hesitation in her awnser as she had waitedwith baited breath for the call to come as she alw.ays worried had she put meoff with her...
My storie began a year ago while visiting my in-laws with the wife. I was mentioning that I would be staying over one night the following week while i went out with some old friends in the city for an old knees up.It was handy to have somewhere to stay since we moved down country three years back with wife and two k**s and was never a problem to have spare room. My wifes aunt who was also there suggested that as I was going to be on her side of the city I stay in her house with her husband son...
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Hangover II: In the first part of this story I woke up to find my wife Marina had dressed me up as a French Maid and given me the name Mylene. I was now on my way to Hooters but unlike any of my previous visits I was dressed like one of the strippers. Suddenly it didn't seem such a fun place to walk to any more. Dressed the way I was I was really conscious of the wind blowing up my short skirt. Sometimes it seemed to lift it and I tugged down at it desperately. The wind did...
Hangover III: In the second part of this story I had been taken on as a maid by Kate at Hooters. I finished cleaning Dave and Mike's table when I noted Pete at the next table. As I went over to clean Pete's table I saw Mike go over to Kate. There wasn't anything I could do about that now but I would try a different tack with Pete. I was worried what would happen with Pete. I normally sat with him and he looked like he recognised me. "Don't I know you?" his eyes seemed to...
Hangover IV In part three I found myself performing on stage during which time I was raped by Lola. As I stood there looking at myself in the changing room mirror dressed as a cheerleader I thought about what had just happened to me over the last 24 hours. Secretly, and I would never admit it to Lola (who had now told me I was to refer to her as "Mistress"), I had partly enjoyed what she had just done to me, the humiliation of being dressed as a woman before being raped as one by...
Hangover V: So I was now out on the floor again cleaning tables dressed as the White Swan. Suddenly I felt dizzy as I noticed my son Jeremy sitting at the table I was cleaning. Was it my camisole tutu or the sight of Jeremy? I wasn't sure but the next thing I knew was I was lying on a sofa back stage. "What happened?" Kate asked. "I don't know... I saw my son, Jeremy...and then.... I found myself here..." I replied. "Would he like to appear on stage do you think?" Asked...
Hangover VI: So my son and I had become ballerinas called Jenny and Mylene. If you have ever worn a camisole tutu you will know how bending over leaves you feeling exposed as your arse is revealed in all its glory but have you had the humiliation of dressing your son the same way and putting make-up on him? Well it was humiliating enough to be dressed this way myself but doing it to my son served to remind me of what I looked like as it was like holding up a mirror to me. As...
I groaned. While it probably could be heard several blocks away, hopefully it couldn't be traced back to me and my hangover. I winced as the tiny gnomes wielding their sledgehammers inside my head worked up to speed. My mouth tasted like my favorite Cowboys had stampeded through it with their shoes off. My arms... exactly what was wrong with my arms? I didn't seem to be able to move them. I wanted to lift my head and see what was going on but thought I should rest first. 48 hours sounded...
Tuesday Steve woke up earlier than he had wanted to, because he and Brenda had fallen asleep with the drapes open, and the sun was pouring in through the windows and patio door; it was blinding. He groaned as he made his way to full consciousness, made more important by the urging of his bladder. He stood up and went into the bathroom, pissing for what seemed like hours. It was at times like this that he cursed his doctorate in biochemistry, as he contemplated the link between alcohol,...
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Eric managed to shake the cobwebs from his brain, his head the only portion of his body not taped or tied, he let his gaze wander about the room. He was in his bedroom. The bed had been neatly made with pink sheets and navy blue comforter. In the back corner sits a vanity with various hairbrushes and makeup containers and bottles of lotions and potions semi organized on its surface. He stared at the dresser across from him, his dresser, the surface now devoid of anything, clear packing...
Once he had gathered himself, he lifted his arms over his head and stretched. It was then he realized he was naked. He had not remembered taking his clothes off, but there was a lot of last night that he didn't remember. He turned, and his legs went weak again. Laying in the bed, beside the spot he was just laying, was his daughter Rebecca and beside her was her best friend Natalie. Both were covered and sound asleep. Bill bent and lifted the sheet and dropped it quickly. Both girls were...
Oh fuck. My head felt like a construction crew was trying excavate a tunnel right behind my eyes. I don't know how much I had to drink last night but it was obviously too much. As my saliva started to flow I grimaced even more. 'I don't remember getting a cat' I thought. It felt like my mouth was filled with sand and a cat had used it for a litter box. My bladder was starting to complain now too.I pulled my right arm from across my face where it had settled as I slept. My hand hit a damp spot...
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My head throbbed and my mouth felt like it was stuffed with rotted cotton. I think I might have eaten a pillow in my sleep. The sun was streaming in and I couldn’t keep covering myself in covers to block the sun because I was hot and stuffy. I was a chicken nugget under a heat lamp with a pounding vice on my head. “Honey, it’s a beautiful day, come have breakfast, or lunch really,” Mom had come in and raised the blinds. Oh jeez, they were down before, now it was really bright. I moaned a...
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