No Contest Book 2 Hard Fought 1991 93Chapter 28
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Pynchon proved a bear to speed read. ““Glean what you can,” Joe advised. “We’re just a third of the way through.”
“I figured,” said Liang. “You missed a week.”
“Yeah. I’ll probably have to just have one week for Vineland.”
“Or you could start the class a half hour earlier. And have the other class last a half hour longer.”
“First, we’re talking about college students.”
“With you, I bet they don’t mind.”
“I’ll ask. And the afternoon class actually tends to go on longer.”
“I’m not surprised. Should I slip out discreetly?”
“I don’t care. You’re not actually registered.”
“It’s probably too late to catch up,” she said. “But I’d like you to grade me fairly.”
“For the survey class, it’s a multiple choice and essay question test. A midterm, which we just finished before my missing a week, and a final. And class participation of course. And for Pynchon, two essays. On Crying of Lot 49, which came earlier, and Gravity’s Rainbow at the end of the term. Honing in on a chapter or a motif.”
“Like the lightbulb?”
“Yeah,” Joe chuckled.
They got back to work, both on Gravity’s Rainbow. Joe cleaning up his lecture notes.
About a half hour before class started, a pretty and voluptuous wavy haired brunette Jewish graduate student showed up, handing him notes and a paper and getting answers for her questions. She wore clothes that accentuated her figure. An open cardigan sweater and a form fitting blouse with some cleavage. And tight jeans. She obviously had a crush brewing.
“She wants you,” said Liang, who’d gotten a glare from the pretty woman.
“Not a good idea.”
“Jewish?”
He chuckled. “She looks better than she did.”
“She certainly dressed to look better.”
“She usually does.”
“You checked out her ass.”
He shrugged. “Definitely my type.”
“What isn’t?” she chuckled.
“Too skinny or too large. Flabby?”
“Mine’s not so firm.”
“Yours is perfect Yanhuo, just like rest of you,” he said. “Stop fishing for compliments or I’ll paddle it.”
“Would you?” she giggled.
He sighed. “That never does seem to work for punishment. Abstinence?”
“Please,” Liang muttered.
“Right. That would be punishment for me.”
“Definitely a lose lose,” she giggled.
Joe left his small cluttered office before Liang did. Liang calling and leaving a message at the publisher.
She decided after his lecture that Joe was her favorite teacher. In all things it seemed, bringing a giggle. But she felt, though biased, more than a few of her fellow students, especially the females, would agree. He had that confidence in spades that thrilled her. His ideas were excitingly insightful, and the way they were structured lured his audience to his conclusions. After well thought out and never condescending answers to questions, he asked his students if they’d be willing to start the class a half hour early, despite it being his fault. Having them raise their hands if they do, the vast majority raising them, he had those who didn’t raise their hands. A very few did.
“You hardly come to class anyway,” he pointed to one young man, which made the man blush and everyone else laugh. “Well, I didn’t expect such a majority of students wanting to get up even earlier. I know how I was. I won’t say I was like Mr. Schuyler there, but I won’t say I wasn’t.” More laughs. “But you see my dilemma. It seems it should be a consensus. What do you say?”
A boy raised his hand, among others. Joe pointed to him. “Mr. Hawkins?”
“Maybe...”
“Stand up, Jim,” Joe smiled.
“Uhm,” the young man stood and stuttered. “Uh. Maybe we could have ... some sort of ... uhm ... discussion?”
“So nothing on the test,” Joe chuckled. “Oh right. We don’t do tests in this class.”
“It’s just...” the young man continued. “I don’t think that anyone wants to miss out, you know? On your lectures?”
Applause. Joe teared up. “Jeez guys. Okay. All those against starting early with discussions raise their hand.” No one did. “Okay. See you guys at frigging 7:30. And I might be steering things quickly using them. Right. Go!”
As the students shuffled out, Liang asked her neighbor, who happened to be the advisor, “He’s really quite remarkable, isn’t he.”
“How do you know him?” the woman asked.
“He’s my husband.”
“I thought he was married to a little redhead.”
“Cheryl. Yeah. That’s legal. Ours isn’t. Not illegal, but...” she chuckled. “What’s your name?”
“Jennifer.”
“Li,” she raised her hand and Jennifer shook it. “Does he know the name of every student here?”
“Yeah.”
“Remarkable.”
“And he always seems to make eye contact with almost everyone.”
“I noticed that. You know he likes you, but he’s careful. Okay?”
“I guess it’s pretty obvious.”
“Hey. Believe me. I completely understand.”
“Hey,” said Joe, leaning down and kissing Liang. “Shouldn’t you be swinging that sweet tail to work?”
“Just wanted to meet Jennifer,” she smiled and pulled him into a longer kiss. “Gotta go. Nice meeting you, Jennifer.”
“You too, Li.”
“She seems nice,” said Jennifer as soon as the subject left.
“She’s amazing,” Joe replied.
“I never had a chance,” she muttered.
“No you didn’t. You’re a student. And my graduate assistant. But I have to admit sexy as all get out.”
“Thanks,” she blushed.
“Let’s head to my office and meet my fans,” he chuckled.
“Yes Joe.”
Those two words brought Joanne to Joe’s mind, making him harder than the beginning of erection Liang generated with her naughty kiss. He doubted the submissiveness would last beyond teacher/assistant, imagining a wilder encounter, with her encouraging him to give her what she wants. Probably from the back, doggy style so he could fuck hard and deep inside her, her young, full breasts resilient flesh handles for him to hold onto, erect nipples pressing at his palms. Her ass cheeks springing back to form after each blessed impact.
Taking a deep breathe, he brought his mind to less stimulating thoughts. Seeing the traces of his hard on would probably encourage her.
It didn’t surprise him that three students waited outside his office. One caught his attention. A lovely blonde with a lithe body. She looked to be wearing leotards, jeans covering the bottom part, the athletic ass still a shape to behold. Pert breasts pushed out at her chest with the slight protrusion of nipples. Lindy Riemer. He took another deep breath. School would always be a place of temptation to which he had resolved never to succumb.
Later, in a completely different office, one with abundant space and a large desk appropriate for the boss of bosses of Joe’s publishing house, Liang approached bravely the intimidating figure that owned the space sitting behind the imposing desk.
“What you want, kid?” Percival Jefferson grinned. Everyone either knew him as Mr. Jefferson or Jeff. He hated his first name.
“May I sit,” Liang smiled.
“Of course. Someone manning the station?”
“Carol in receiving. I needed to come in a little late, and she was there. I asked if she could stay a minute so I could talk to you.”
“You told her you were seeing me?”
“Yes.”
“How did she react?”
“Like I was a slave volunteering to face the lion.”
They both laughed.
“I heard Cassie was the one who insisted you be hired,” said Jeff.
“I enjoyed interviewing with her.”
“And she obviously enjoyed interviewing you. I have to say she made a good choice. I’ve never come in to such a genuine smile. Usually it covers up a bit of fear.”
“You definitely are an intimidating man.”
“Well, my wife insists I’m just a big old teddy bear.”
“Still a bear, with some bite, especially being the one who signs our checks.”
“Lynn does the signing, but I get your meaning. I know I have a presence and I come off gruff to people. I just don’t suffer fools, especially when they get in the way of the success of the company.”
“You’re a determined man. I get that. I respect that. I think your strength makes your company stronger. Although...”
“Although what?”
“An occasional pat on the back couldn’t hurt making the company better. Only those who deserve it.”
“Like who?”
“Cassie for one. I don’t know if you know how important she is to your company.”
“She’s Cal’s secretary,” he shrugged.
“She’s Cal’s spine, Mr. Jefferson. And the company’s heart.”
“Cal is...”
“I know. He’s a smart man. But he needs his spine.”
Jeff chuckled. “Anyone else.”
“I heard from Janis that Mr. Littleton has done much more than yeoman work for his writers. He ends up with the ones with fragile egos, taking personally any changes, but has a way to smooth things over. A most commendable skill. And probably why he ended up with them.”
“He does end up with the tough ones.”
“A pat on the back?”
“Maybe with a raise?”
“Couldn’t hurt.”
He laughed. “I don’t know if they’ll cringe.”
“Probably, but they’ll get it, and be happily surprised.”
“I’ll give it some thought. So I suppose you’re not here to chat or give your boss advice.”
“Not to chat. Maybe advice. You know Joe ... uhm ... Mr. Solomon is a poet and playwright as well?”
“Joe’s fine. He’d insist. How’d that go?”
“What do you mean?”
“He said he wanted to chat you up.”
“It went well,” she blushed.
“That good?”
“Yeah.”
Jeff laughed. “Joe’s something else.”
“That he is. Anyway, have you ever thought of publishing his plays or poetry?”
“That’s not something we do.”
“I understand, but...”
“You know the original partners used to work at a literary magazine.”
“I didn’t.”
“That’s where they met. One got an inheritance. The better editor. The other was the salesman. Anyway they decided to start the company with the specific doctrine not to publish poetry. It became obvious to them that poetry is an exclusive, even elite thing. Even the best poetry never did as well as the worst pulp collections of stories. I basically signed up for that, agreeing completely. Even more now than ever. The exceptions, few and far between, are getting even more marginalized these days.”
“I understand. I spent four years studying literature and never cracked a poetry book until I started Joe’s class.”
“At Hunter?”
“Yeah.”
“So you’re going to use our program for advanced learning.”
“I’m just sitting in now. It’s too late to get credit, or probably even pass the class, but I hope to start up working towards my masters. Probably gradually. But I figured any addition to my knowledge of literature couldn’t hurt.”
“That’s the point. He any good?”
“I think he’s the best I’ve ever experienced.”
“Biased?”
“Yeah, but I think he really is that good. So, yeah, I completely understand your reluctance. I mean I have read poetry, but just Leaves of Grass, some of last century’s French poets like Rimbaud and Baudelaire, and a few Beats. Some classic Chinese as part of my heritage. But I was thinking, if you do that imprint...”
He laughed. “So Joe told you about that.”
“Yeah. I guess it was supposed to be a surprise.”
“I thought so too. I am going to do it. With...”
“Mr. Carlton Fitzsimmons.”
“How did you know?”
“Joe mentioned having my mentor be the company asshole. It seemed fairly apparent.”
“He’s definitely an annoying git. Just competent enough, but...”
“Thinks he’s a whole lot better.”
“Yeah. How long have you worked here?”
“This is my third week.”
“Remarkable.”
“Thanks.”
“But no. I really do like the idea of finding something more challenging and even a little dangerous and controversial to publish in a separate imprint. Hopefully if you do well, it could prove prestigious like Joe suggested.”
“I’ll do all I can to make that happen.”
“I bet you will, kid. But I’m sticking to my guns. Strictly prose.”
“It was worth asking.”
“Of course. You should talk to Joanne, Joe’s sort of agent/manager.”
“I know Joanne.”
“Good. You know Joe actually kept all that hidden from me.”
“Why?”
“He thought someone with a reputation as a poet or a playwright would bring skepticism when he started writing novels. And he’s right. I didn’t find out until after we signed him.”
“How come?”
“You know he goes by another name for those.”
“Oh yeah. He did tell me that.”
“He actually kept it pretty separate until recently. When he got too big to hide. A feature in the New Yorker outed him. The woman tracked him down to Minneapolis.”
“Morpheus,” Liang nodded.
“Yeah. That’s his company. Not that he worked that hard to hide it.”
“What do you mean?”
“His nom de plume.”
“He didn’t say.”
“Saul Loman.”
“A tall Jewish writer from Minnesota with the same name as the last name of a tall Jewish writer from Minnesota,” Liang chuckled.
“Kind of hiding in plain sight,” Jeff chuckled as well. “We needed a complete bio on our client, or we’d probably never would have known until the New Yorker.”
“Let me guess. He insisted you keep that out of the sleeve bios and promotions.”
“Yeah. Fine by me,” he laughed. “But I believe he’s at a point where it doesn’t matter.”
“I agree. I’ll talk to Joanne.”
“You do that. And how about getting back to work, kid.”
“Yes sir.”
She got up and instead of leaving immediately, came around the desk and grabbed his hands. “Up boss,” she insisted. He stood and she embraced him. “You really are a big teddy bear,” she said against his chest.
“Yeah,” he chuckled, embracing her. “You should go before Lynn sticks her nosy nose into the office.”
“Yes boss.”
“Call me Jeff in private.”
“Thanks Jeff.” They separated.
“Thank you.”
“For what?”
“For being you.”
“You’re welcome,” she giggled.
When she got home that evening, she greeted her wives and Essie with hugs and kisses. Essie asked, “Can you come up and hang out?”
“I’d love to, but I’m kind of busy.”
“Busy with what?”
“I’m sort of monitoring Joe’s classes.”
“Oh wow. I should have done that.”
“He tries not to fraternize with his students.”
“But you...”
“Just monitoring,” Liang explained. “I started mid-term, so there’s no way I could catch up.”
“How is he?”
“Brilliant.”
“Of course.”
“Where is he?”
“In his office,” said Cheryl. “We’re having sandwiches delivered, after cooking a feast yesterday. What’s your preference?”
“Roast beef. You know I could cook a meal or two. I make a pretty mean beef and broccoli.”
“Make it tofu and broccoli and it’s a deal,” said Cheryl. “Moe’s a vegetarian.”
“I use fish sauce.”
“Fish is my exception,” said Moe.
“But not crustaceans, right Moe,” Cheryl smirked.
“Like keeping Kosher?” Liang asked.
“Like getting wasted in New Orleans on ‘shrooms and freaking out that the pile of crawdads look like giant bugs,” Cheryl giggled.
“Yeah,” Moe shrugged. “Lobsters are the scariest,” she trembled. But laughed with everyone else.
“Tofu it is,” Liang grinned. “I should...”
“What’s the hurry, as if I don’t know,” Cheryl chuckled.
“It’s not that. I’ll tell you or Joe will depending what he thinks. Okay?”
“Of course. Just giving you shit.”
“I know,” Liang laughed and darted away.
“Joe,” she exclaimed breathlessly. She’d run up two flights of stairs.
“Yanhuo,” he grinned, stood, embraced her and kissed her. “I guess I did miss you.”
“Me too,” she said, separating reluctantly. “Sit.”
“Yes Ma’am,” he chuckled and sat. She sat on the desk.
“I talked to Jeff this morning,” she started.
“Jeff hunh?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s good. He’s a good man.”
“He is. He said I could call him Jeff in private. I don’t know when that will be.”
“When you become editor for one. But his wife, Henrietta has amazing cocktail parties for the clients and top staff. She’s a stunning older woman and a great hostess. He’ll be Jeff there.”
“I’d be invited?”
“Of course. I’m a client aren’t I? My wives always join me, at pain of death.”
“They’re that good?”
“Like old fashioned cocktail parties. Like stepping back into the days of elegant soirees. Sounds kind of stiff, but they’re really cool.”
“I can’t imagine Jeff in a tux,” Liang giggled.
“Believe it or not, he enjoys it as much or more than any of us. Partly because he gets to show off his wife, whom he very much loves. Partly because he enjoys the high level of discourse that the setting seems to bring out. Everyone breaks out their wit.”
“When’s the next one?”
“The beginning of winter. She’s a bit of a pagan, so they’re celebrations of solstices and equinoxes.”
“So the bosses version of a Christmas party.”
“Nope. Not about Christmas, except as stolen from the pagans. Cassie organizes an office party, so the editors can get drunk and embarrass themselves. Of course the writers come get drunk too.”
“Anyway,” Liang started again, “I visited Jeff because I wanted to ask him about publishing your poetry and plays.”
“And he said no.”
“He did. He suggested talking to Joanne.”
“You should do it.”
“Really?” she grinned.
“Yeah. Joanne’s been hinting at it for years. At least the poetry. I just...”
“Didn’t see the point?”
“I guess. It would almost seem like a vanity.”
“Let me read them. If they’re as good as I think they will be, it wouldn’t be vanity. It would present the world the aspects of Joe Solomon that they might just want to know.”
“You should do it, Yanhuo.”
“I’ll call Joanne...”
“She’ll help find a publisher, but you should put them together. I’ll give you the magazines I’ve published in, some poems I haven’t published but kind of like. All my plays are there,” he pointed to a shelf of manuscripts bound like thesis papers. “There’s photo documentation of the shows. Caroline took most of them, so there won’t be a problem getting permission.”
“Caroline?”
“A very beautiful former model. I mean Esther beautiful. She’s an incredible photographer.”
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By Thanksgiving, not a lot had been done turning the duplex houses into a single townhouse compared to the immense amount that needed to be done. Tony and his helpers, Cheryl having gotten him a contractor license, had been focusing on Eddie’s basement studio and apartment as a priority during work hours. In the evenings he and Laura had worked on their own space. He had also built a huge bed, and found a mattress place that could create one custom sized and have sheets for it. It remained in...
The Cube, as Eddie’s working vacation home had been appropriately dubbed, was designed by a mad genius with a sense of humor. A Barbadian, as were all who worked on it, whose design process had included smoking excessive amounts of ganja with Eddie. An impressively large cube had been the result, made of concrete, glass and steel. But it had a façade that pretended to be an English Colonial mansion. Being that Barbados had been an English colony, and had gained its independence as a part of...
After Joe and his wives finally got up, enjoyed the large shower together and got dressed, Joe opened the blinds to the studio and saw Cynthia sitting with Rachel with Eddie playing his guitar between them. Joe fetched Cynthia and discovered how stoned she was. “Uhm, you okay working on the script?” he asked her. “Uh-hunh,” she giggled. He shook his head and chuckled. He went to the kitchen where his wives sat and the matron was making waffles. Maria, as she often was, was there as well....
As Joe promised, he spent the day with Victoria. They woke early and went to the naughty room to collect his wives and Essie. After showering and Victoria reporting to them her soreness but otherwise having a wonderful deflowering, they dressed and headed to the kitchen for a Continental breakfast of pastries and coffee. The Barbadian matron arrived midway through and offered something more substantial, but they passed. “Any place for exercising? A workout room?” Joe asked the older...
Everyone, including Julian and Liv, returned to the Cube. Those two only stayed through dinner, deliciously created by Maria. Surprisingly, Anna went with them back to their ship. She said she needed to do some cleaning. But Joe noticed Liv flirting with her. He thought that a good thing. Anna and Julian loved each other. But sex seemed to have petered out between them. He hoped adding Liv might restore their sex lives. He decided to wait to talk to Victoria and Charlie until after dinner,...
Very early the next morning, Rachel woke up Joe and his wives. “Where is he, Joe?” she growled. “Where is that little cocksucker?” He couldn’t help laughing. Appropriate word choice. But then he got serious. “Be quiet, Rachel. Let’s go downstairs.” “I don’t want to be quiet.” “Shut the fuck up, bitch,” said Moe. “You better not wake the kids.” “Fuck you. What are you going to do?” “Beat the bitch out of you?” Moe growled, getting out of bed, dressed like Cheryl and Joe, in t shirt and...
“Nice,” said Liang about the townhouse. It had been built originally in the late eighteen hundreds, but refurbished and changed in the 20s, including the art noveau entrance. The open, shaped metal slat elevator also reflected that soft, decadent style. Definitely attractants. “We like it,” said Joe, unlocking the door. Joe and Cheryl greeted their kids with kisses on cheeks, and their wife with kisses on mouth and a hug. “This is Liang,” Joe introduced her to his family. “Hi,” the kids...
The Thursday evening date went surprisingly well. Joe managed to get a table at a new French bistro, romantically dark. The heavy food, magnificently prepared, chased down the palate by a delicious rosé got danced away later. But while eating it, the five enjoyed a lively conversation, completely inclusive. Rachel even encouraged Trevor’s inclusion. It was clear at the beginning that he treaded carefully around her, used to her angry glares. Except for the first one when Eddie climbed into...
No Anesthetic For Love At the Krokodil Klub Part2 Silkie tells this story from Paris, while at a nightclub, twenty years later....She is with her friend Denis and her sister, Rachel. It is her birthday. Silkie is so happy and excited to be performing with her sister...........Rachel was a well-known jazz pianist in the U.S and Europe, she had recorded ten LP's and now several CDs, some solo, some with other artists most recently, Stan Getz, Duke Jordan and another session that she had enjoyed...
Silkie tells this story from Paris, while at a nightclub, twenty years later....She was with her friend Denis and her sister, Rachel. It was her birthday. Silkie was so happy and excited to be performing with her sister...Rachel had finally had her Asberger's diagnosed, not that it changed anything about how she lived her life................. "It's nice to have a name for being as weird as I am." Rachel was a piano phenomenon from the age of three, composing her own pieces at age four and...
Farty Jimbo answered the phone. “Hello” said Farty Jimbo “Hello, this is Tuesday” said the voice on the phone “No,” said Farty Jimbo “This is Sunday. I know for a fact.” “No, I mean this is Tuesday Wells. I don’t know what day it is there. It may very well be Sunday.” “Well it is Sunday, and I don’t know any Tuesday Wells.” Said Farty Jimbo “Well I guess we haven’t met yet, but we will. It was hard getting a hold of you.” Said Tuesday Wells. “I know this all must sound...
It was still early on Sunday night and I had the urge to talk to Marcie. She was comically critical of my commitment to get Smyth laid. "What made you volunteer for such an enormous feat, Sammy?" "I don't know." I did know, but I wasn't ready to admit to Marcie that I had heard Shirley tell me to turn the tables on Smyth for spying on me and my guests. "How do you plan to carry it out?" "I don't know." I really didn't know, but my sub-conscience was working on a plan. "Who...
Twenty years go by. Silkie Greene had to give up her dream of singing opera roles on stage and has been singing jazz for many years. She is headlining at Club Crocodil in Paris. Her sister Rachel, an internationally famous pianist, is on stage with her. Her friend and lover Denis DeRuhe is at the club to see both of them. All three of them have been lovers for and wth each other, for may years:Two months before this evening,Silkie had learned that her friend and lover, Denis, was HIV positive....
It was the Fourth of July, 1991, and I was washing Holly's car when Sandy came out her front door, obviously dressed for a party. "Do you have someplace to go today, Sammy?" she asked when she reached her car. "Yes, I'm going to a cookout." Her smile was one of relief, probably because she wouldn't feel obligated to ask me to tag along with her. "I hope you have a good time." "Thanks, Sandy. Are you ready for your trip?" "I've packed everything, but I'll probably have to...
I got a call from Marty on Monday afternoon, late. “I need to have my head examined, but I’m in. If you still want me, let me know. I haven’t given any notice yet.” “What about your law firm, Dewey Cheatem and Howe? Is this going to screw up any partnership bids? How does that work, anyway?” Marty snorted. “That’s part of it. I have been weighed in the balance and found wanting. I nosed around some this morning, and there won’t be a partnership offer made to me. At least, not under current...
We flew out from RAF Brize Norton on the 14th November in some huge Yank aircraft, a Galaxy I think, they all look alike to me. As I sat in my relatively comfortable seat I thought of the last time I had gone to war; in a luxurious cruise liner no less, the QE II. Of course we had travelled squaddie class and didn't have white coated stewards waiting on us hand foot and finger. It took nearly 5 weeks to get down to the Islands, and I made some good mates amongst 3 Para, my travelling...
The battalion arrived back in Aldershot around the middle of March and were given a week's leave. Pippa was overjoyed to see me home safe and sound, and during my first two days back home we hardly stirred out of her bed. That sounds as if we had a frenzy of a sex- fest, but nothing could have been further from the truth. I couldn't get it up. I couldn't do the business. I was impotent- I was mortified! She was sympathetic and loving, and gave me blow jobs and hand jobs, but it wasn't...
It was a very quiet night as I walked the sidewalk of downtown Mohinta. The laser sign still blaring brightly, "open" made me stop. I never could pass up the opportunity to go into an adult store when I saw one, so this one was no different. I always just wanted to look around. Sometimes I saw things I should not see. Other times, I saw the same things. But it never failed for there to be at least one guy standing with his hard cock sticking out of his pants getting ready to cum on the floor. I...
Straight SexForeword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This story is a sequel to CO-ED TANDEM BEER PISSING CONTEST. Operators of erotic story web sites and other collections, whether free or fee-based, have my permission to post and/or distribute my stories, provided that credit is given...
Chapter 1 Contest Winner, and Then Some Ok, so at 46 I really had no business trying to win Justin Bieber tickets. Save for the fact I wanted into the after concert party, and OK a chance to meet Justin and maybe some of his dancers. It was really the after concert party I wanted into, his road crew and his backup talent is just as hot as he is and who knows I might just get lucky with one of them. As the title suggests I did win, my sister and most of my friends we pissed, to say the least,...
Krish had advised me, before we buried the the young Chasseur of the Guard officer, that if I intended disinterring him at a later date then certain actions needed to be carried out to prevent a rapid decomposing of the corpse. The first was to wrap the body in a tightly tied blanket, or ground sheet, keeping the material close to the corpse. The depth of the burial should be at least six feet, which would save the corpse from being disturbed by ploughing, or being dug up by animals. The...
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A warm beam of sunlight played on my face, and under its benign caress I swam slowly up from a deep sleep. For a moment I could not recall where I was, but then realised I was lying in the four-poster bed in Annette’s boudoir. It was the most comfortable bed I could ever recall being in. The thick luxurious mattress, stuffed with eider down, was both supportive to my body and yet comforting. I sat up. The pillow next to mine was rumpled, and on pulling back the sheet saw the unmistakable...
This wasn’t the first New Year’s Eve party we’d attended at our friend’s house but it was the most memorable one. When we got there the party was in full swing, probably about 60 people mostly couples but there were quite a few single people. I was chatting up a divorced woman, Lucy, she was 47 and had been ‘single’ for seven years. Donna had had a few lagers and was on the whisky, we met up in the kitchen when she said “Anyone here you fancy?” “Yes her over there” pointing at Lucy, “You” I...
(author's note): Silkie, now thirty-eight, is telling her lover Denis, about things that happened in her life before she was eighteen. I don't know if her anecdote violates guidelines for this site or not. Can fictional adults in a piece of fiction talk about events in their past? Silkie might even be making some of this up for Denis' pleasure, which adds yet another layer of fiction to the story, I don't know the answer, so I'll just put it out there and see what happens. Thanks!...
Denis went to his hotel.Silkie had to run a few errands. She went to his room two hours later. Denis had already finished most of a bottle of wine."You know I'm the kind of man who has a hard time getting hard after I've been drinking, Silkie...""Denis, I love you hard or soft, lover. I 'm going to take off my clothes for you. No, I don't have a body like I did when I was eighteen.....................do you like to see it? Do you?""The sight of you nude haunts me, Silkie. Your neck, your back...
"Julian, we would like some more wine and that hashish you and I had the other night............yes, that night, dear...........is any of that left?.............but before you go............ "Rachel what do you prefer, men or women?" "Silkie, you are messing with me..........I like............ummmmm...what shall I say?.............I like to have my face between a woman's thighs while I feel a man do me from behind..........oh..I like that a lot.....Julian, I packed Sylvia's ass with...
This wasn’t the first New Year’s Eve party we’d attended at our friend’s house but it was the most memorable one. When we got there the party was in full swing, probably about 60 people mostly couples but there were quite a few single people. I was chatting up a divorced woman, Lucy, she was 47 and had been ‘single’ for seven years.Donna had had a few lagers and was on the whisky, we met up in the kitchen when she said “Anyone here you fancy?” “Yes her over there” pointing at Lucy, “You” I...
Thinking it over - Home and Hearth "You were great last night, you sexy devil!" His-fresh shaved face nuzzled my ear and I smiled without opening my eyes. "I gave them their cereal, so you can sleep in for half an hour." David lingered and fondled my bare breasts while he nuzzled my neck. "Thanks. I'm almost awake," I said. "You're a brute. Just look at the state you left me in." He laughed with self-congratulating pleasure. "I gotta go, see you tonight!" I sat up and then...
Work on Monday got off to a horrendous start when Neill rejected a load of concrete. The driver became enraged and for a minute I thought he and Neill were going to come to blows. I overheard Neill speaking to the concrete company on the phone, telling them the consistency was not up to spec and what they could do with the load. Sending the driver away with a truckload of concrete threw the schedule into turmoil and the mood of everyone at the construction site into the dumpster. Tradesmen...
The ringing telephone disturbed my sleep and before I even picked it up a thought entered my clouded mind; I'd slept like a baby. The dream was gone. Cassie, realizing that she had awakened me, apologized before delivering the good news. She and her family would accept my invitation to use Holly's pool. "What time should we come?" she wanted to know and I told her any time would be fine. She must have handed the phone to Doris, who said they would leave their house about four P.M. It...
We stopped at a market and while Patti was shopping, saying she preferred to shop alone because my tagging along would distract her, I killed time at the drugstore next door. I found what I was looking for, Dining out in Atlanta, the magazine Smyth had boasted his articles appeared in. I picked up the July and August issues of the magazine and on my way to the cash register I spotted the condom display, my favorite section in the store. How could I not stop and admire the colorful packages?...