Aroused Nudists
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"What are we going to do about all these men, Creamy?"
"Do about them, Captain?"
"They've all come from different ships, different navies, even. The ordinary sailors aren't a problem; we're so short-handed they'll just have to muck in as best they can. It's the officers I'm worried about. What are their names again?"
Creamy consulted her clipboard. "Smith, Jones ... and ... Mouse, Captain."
"Do you think those are their real names?"
"Does it matter, Captain?"
"I suppose not. But we've only got a couple of hours to shake down before we get within range of this Malvolian cruiser. Before I call the officers together for a final briefing, I need to work out what they're all going to be doing. Damn it, if they were women, there'd be no problem. I'm the captain for obvious reasons, and you're my second in command for even more obvious reasons. Ptarmigan - where is the woman, by the way?"
"Counting ammunition, Captain. She's good at counting things."
"She's got a what, forty-five, forty-six inch bust?"
"Forty-four. Then there's young Shagmore, forty-twos, and Clittinger, forties. A clear heirarchy. But how do we fit these three men into the structure? They're possibly more experienced than Shagmore and Clittinger, but they're completely flat-chested."
"We could look at their ... other features, Captain."
Belinda's eyes narrowed. "You mean... ? But that would only be part of the solution. We'd be able to compare them with each other, but how would they fit in with the ladies?"
"It would have to be done on averages, Captain. We know that the average bust measurement of all Brilliantine Navy officers is 38 inches. The average bra size supplied by our ships' foundation stores is 34D. Fortunately, then, our three officers are rated above average. We'll simply measure these three men and compare them with the average cock size in the navies of the world."
"How do we find that out?"
"There must be records somewhere, Captain."
"I'll leave it all to you, Creamy. I've got two hours to study the battle tactics employed at every naval battle since the days of the Phoenicians."
"Message coming in, Petal." Leading MAN Lucian Uranus said, ripping the message from the machine and handing it to his partner, MAN Felix Cummings. "Just decode it while I have a pee. My bladder's simply bursting."
"Can't I come with you?"
"You can't, silly, she's watching. Besides, you're heaps better at decoding than me."
"I shan't enjoy it," Cummings promised, pursing his lips and studying the slip of paper. With the tip of his tongue sticking out he began tapping at the keys. After a few seconds he gave a sharp little cry and half rose in his seat. He rapped the final keys really hard, stood up, and scribbled the message on his pad. Blushing deeply and chewing his full lower lip, he minced away to find Lieutenant Archibald.
"What's all this?" She read the brief note and glowered at Cummings. "Is this your weird queer idea of a joke?"
"It isn't funny, ma'am."
"You'll find out how funny it isn't when I've shown this to the admiral. Where's your friend?"
"In the loo."
"Both of you stay in here and don't dare run away. Understand?"
The admiral was looking down through the quadruple-glazed window, wiping a tear from her eye. She looked up as the door opened. "Yes, Archibald? What's this?"
"A piece of paper, Admiral. A message from Insufferable."
The admiral studied the message, turning it over to see the other side. "Is this all it says?"
"Aye-aye, ma'am."
172245ZAUG00TOP SECRET BITTER CHOCOLATE URGENT
TO CINCBNHOMEFLT
FROM F09 INSUFFERABLE
ESSENTIAL DETERMINE SOONEST AVERAGE RPT AVERAGE PENIS LENGTH ALL RPT ALL OFFICERS ALL RPT ALL WORLD NAVIES. PSE ADVISE
ENDS
"Hmmm. Not like Belinda to need to know this. 2245 Zulu? Ten minutes ago. No chance of it being a fake message, is there, Archibald? It was received in code?"
"Primrose Three, Admiral."
"I see. We'll have to assume it's genuine. Essential soonest. That means it's urgent. What's this Bitter Chocolate business?"
"No idea, Admiral."
"And what about Primrose Three?"
"Search me, Admiral."
"Good. Need to know, you know. Now, Insufferable's only got less than a couple of hours before he's in battle. So in this case Urgent means precisely that. Urgent. Get me everything you have on naval officers' penis length?"
"In our navy, ma'am?"
"Of course not, you damned fool! The navies of the world. Are there any penises in Jane's?"
"I very much doubt it, Admiral. Not while we're at WILD CHERRY. But I'll ask Jane if you insist..."
"No time. We need figures on average penis length. We'll have to generate our own data. Get on to it and let me have the figures by midnight. Zulu. Remember, Archibald, the clock's ticking!"
"Ah, Miss Ptarmigan, can you spare a moment, please?"
"Certainly ... ma'am."
"As a little change from counting the shells, I've got a job for you. It involves the three male officers we have on board. It will need a little tact and a bit of organisation, but as you're the only officer in the Insufferable who's not doing anything important, the captain says you'll have to do it."
"Yes, ma'am. I mean aye-aye, ma'am." Creamy lowered the eyebrow she had raised a second or so earlier. Ptarmigan adjusted her bra straps nervously. "What do you want me to do?"
"Measure their cocks."
"I beg your pardon?"
"We need to find how theirs compare to the average size for all officers in all the navies of the entire world. Measure them and find out, will you? I think individually would be better, to avoid taking them away from essential duties. What are they doing at the moment?"
"Smith is organising the cleaning squad, polishing up the brasswork and whitening the ropes all along the left hand side of the ship. They're in a shocking state. I nearly died when that huge crowd of people arrived just before we left port. I just know they were looking at all that dirt. Jones is doing the right hand side in case we park the other way round when we come back."
"Good, what about Mouse?"
"I saw him with a bunch of giggling seawomen tidying up the sickbay. I've no idea why, nobody's going to be sick tonight, it's calm as a millpond out there."
"Bring them in one at a time. Measure them for length and write it all down. And don't forget to ask them how they compare with the average. Bring the figures to the bridge as soon as you've finished."
"Aye-aye, ma'am."
Creamy hurried away, nodding politely to the blushing sailors who shrank away from her approach, their nipples hardening instantly with respect.
She rapped respectfully on the captain's open door. "All in hand, Captain."
"You've measured them already?"
"Ptarmigan's doing it."
"Ptarmigan? Do you think that's wise?"
"It's what she does best, counting and measuring things. She's going to bring the figures to you as soon as she's done."
"Good. I just wonder if ... if perhaps it might be better if you were to measure them as well. We don't want any slip-ups..."
"If you insist, Captain. Although it's only a quick measuring job..."
"It's all about good Order and Discipline, Creamy. When we go into battle, we want to know we have the right people in positions of trust."
"Aye-aye, Captain."
"Good work, Archibald. You finished half an hour ahead of schedule. Are these the figures?"
"All there, Admiral. A sample of ten MANs from our staff. One refused on religious grounds. But we think the ten who volunteered are a good cross section of males. Of course, none of them are officers, but that shouldn't make any difference to the size of their genitalia.
Bottomley
Brownhatter
Cummings
Everard
Jollibottom
Shorthouse
Stiffgusset
Uranus
Wrecktham
Wright-Upham
Average
2¼"
3"
5½"
2½"
4½"
5"
13¾"
3¾"
4"
4½"
The admiral studied the figures for some time. "What's the story with this Shorthouse?"
"Not long enough to measure, ma'am. My clit's longer than his cock."
"Really, Archibald?" The admiral moved on down the list. "Uranus certainly makes up for him, anyway. You'd better send him to me when this is all over. So, we can safely say that the average penis length of the human male is four and a half inches. Get that figure encoded and sent out to all ships; action Insufferable."
"Aye-aye, Admiral."
"Were you ever married, Archibald?"
"No, ma'am."
"Still waiting for Mister Right to come along?"
"Sort of, ma'am."
"Not Mister Wright-Upham, though."
"Preferably not, Admiral."
"Although they say size doesn't matter. Run along, Cynthia. You don't mind if I call you Cynthia, do you?"
"Not at all, Admiral," Lt Archibald admitted. "Cynthia's a very nice name. But my name's Cordelia."
"Just checking, Archibald. Security is vital."
"Thank you, Lieutenant Smith. You may get dressed now." The lieutenant swiftly reached for his trousers. He fervently wished he was back in his own ship. When the chance had come to return to sea, he had grasped it with both hands. The last thing he'd expected was to find himself on a ship run by women, including this forbidding harridan who had ordered him to take his pants off in the ship's office. Mercifully, she'd done nothing more than measure him, but he was ashamed and alarmed to find that he couldn't even get an erection. Six months since he'd seen a woman, and this creature with a splendid pair of firm, jutting whoppers failed completely to get a rise out of him. True, she had a face like a bag of chisels, but those massive breasts thrusting out only six inches from his face ought to have had some effect on him.
"It's usually bigger than that, you know," he ventured.
"How much bigger?" asked Ptarmigan sharply. "And why?"
"Oh, about this much," said Smith with due modesty. "And for all the usual reasons."
Ptarmigan frowned. "What are those? What on earth could possibly make flesh grow as much as that?"
"Well ... like ... a pretty girl, perhaps? Something like that?"
"A pretty girl?" Ptarmigan thought of all the pretty girls she knew. "Pretty?"
"Well, pretty. A nice face ... big breasts ... that kind of thing."
"Big breasts? How can big breasts make a penis grow?"
Smith was silent. After all, he'd just had it demonstrated clearly to him that big breasts didn't always make a penis grow.
"Mine are big," Ptarmigan persisted. "Mine didn't make it grow. Is there something wrong with it?"
There was a knock on the door. "Nearly finished, Miss Ptarmigan?" said Creamy, coming in and looking Lt Smith up and down. "Is this the last one?"
"No, he's only the first. I think there's something wrong with him."
Creamy looked at her watch. "You've really got to get a move on, Miss Ptarmigan. We need to be finished with this exercise in another twenty minutes. I'll take this one into the wardroom pantry and interview him. Captain's orders. You'd better call the others in. When you've done with them, pass them on to me. I suppose you have measured this one?"
"Aye-aye, ma'am," said Ptarmigan through gritted teeth. She handed a piece of paper to the commander, who tucked it into her shirt pocket, where her left nipple threatened to punch a one inch diameter hole in it.
"Come on, you," said Creamy to the dysfunctional lieutenant. "This won't take long." She led the way into the pantry and closed the door. "Now, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Erm ... nothing. That is, there was a problem, but it seems to have got better all by itself."
"What do you mean?"
"This." Smith indicated the bulge in his trousers.
"It's no use to anyone in there, is it, man. Get it out!"
"Ma'am?"
"Out with it." It was a direct and presumably lawful order. Smith complied. "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this," said Creamy. "Nothing at all."
Smith could only agree. It lay on the commander's palm, twitching and throbbing with every appearance of excellent health. She closed her fist gently and moved it up and down in a tentative way.
"Ma'am... !"
"Yes, Smith?"
"It can't stand much more of this, ma'am. It's going to blow any second now."
"You're not a chief engineer by any chance, are you?" said Creamy with a hint of a smile.
"No, ma'am. Guided missiles. Offensive ones."
"That's a pretty offensive missile you've got there, yourself, Smith!"
"This? It's only average, ma'am."
"Is it, by George?" She produced a small ruler from her top pocket. "Hmmm. Thank you. Pull your pants up."
"Aren't you going to finish what you started, ma'am?"
"Sorry?" Absently she took the thing in her hand again. "Strange, it's so hard, yet somehow it's soft at the same time. Fascinating."
"I wouldn't get too close to it, ma'am..."
"It's getting harder."
"Please, ma'am! Ma'am... ooops! Sorry, ma'am. I tried to warn you."
"Dismiss, Lieutenant. That will be all."
"Aye-aye, ma'am. You're probably right."
Creamy remembered the piece of paper and pulled it out of her shirt pocket. Frowning, she compared the figure written on it with the dimension she had recorded for herself. There was a discrepancy all right. She wrote her own number below Ptarmigan's backward-sloping pencil and added the word 'Smith' alongside before tucking the paper out of sight again. "Damn," she said, wiping at the array of sticky marks on her bodice. "This is my last clean shirt. What is this stuff, anyway?" She tasted it cautiously, then shook her head. There was a knock on the door. "Come!" she cried, wondering why the word sounded vaguely familiar.
Whereas the recent Lt Smith had been tall, dark and not altogether unhandsome, the slim and boyish figure which entered the pantry was several inches shorter than the commander. He looked up at her with apprehension. "Sub Lieutenant Jones reporting, ma'am." He handed her a folded slip of paper which Creamy opened and glanced at briefly. Her eyes widened.
"Drop your trousers, please, Mr Jones."
"Aye-aye, ma'am. Er ... ma'am?"
"Yes, Mr Jones? You haven't dropped them."
"It's ... I'm not usually like this, ma'am." And he lowered his trousers to half-mast, along with a pair of what appeared to be wild silk boxer shorts. They were certainly purple, which made a striking contrast to Jones' pale bluish white matchstick legs. Creamy's eyes widened still further.
"That's a nice average one," she said, flicking her steel ruler out of its hiding place. "Just make it hard while I measure it, will you?"
"Make ... that's what I'm trying to ... it won't go hard. This is as big as it will go."
"I can't measure it dangling down there. It gets even longer than this, doesn't it?"
"Usually, ma'am. But not today, ma'am."
Creamy glowered at the diminutive officer. He was quaking in his little shoes and his knees were actually knocking with a faint bony sound. Trying to keep a safe distance, the commander grasped the cold, clammy, flaccid appendage and raised it to the horizontal. "This isn't as long as when Miss Ptarmigan measured it! It's getting smaller."
"Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am."
It had become smaller still. With a sorrowful shake of her head, Creamy wrote down the latest figure, noting that even at its smallest it was still bigger than Smith's. "It's quite a big one, despite everything," she remarked lightly, letting it drop with a thud against the little officer's thigh. It seemed to have lost another half an inch in the process.
"It's only average, ma'am."
"Pull them up and dismiss, Mr Jones. We've got a war to fight. I'll give you your assignment shortly."
"Aye-aye, ma'am." He wheeled round and marched out like a parade ground recruit, almost colliding in the doorway with a rugged outdoor type; rangy, tanned and craggy-featured. He grinned at the pale-faced Jones and saluted casually.
"Evening, ma'am." He handed over his slip of paper.
"Mickey Mouse, I presume?"
"Not my real name, ma'am. It seems I've upset one of your officers. The old battleaxe out there in the wardroom."
"Miss Ptarmigan is not a battleaxe, Mister! Stand up straight, stop lolling around, stand to attention and drop your trousers."
"Not necessarily all in that order, ma'am," Mouse drawled. "You sure you're ready for this? Ol' Ptarmigan sure as hell wasn't, I can tell you!"
"Just do it, Mr Mouse." She read the slip of paper for the first time and her eyes boggled. It read the same the other way up as well. But mere figures didn't tell half the story.
Mouse's eyes never left hers as he worked his pants with some difficulty down his footballer's thighs, revealing something undoubtedly larger than average. Was there no end to it?
"You seen enough yet?" He grinned at her. "There's plenty more."
"Drop them completely and stop playing silly games."
"Aye-aye, ma'am. You've got a load of cum on your shirt, ma'am, by the way. You ought to get it in to soak. Cold water's best. Leave it in to soak overnight. In fact, that's what I like to do best of all."
Why did everything this young man said seem to sound like a double entendre? "Mr Mouse, if you would kindly lower your trousers all the way down, please. Th-thank you. Oh, my God!"
"It seems pleased to see you, ma'am. Amazing, but you may need to update that figure old Ptarmigan wrote down. Luckily, you can easily change a one to a four."
"Thank you, I am quite capable of measuring it for myself."
"Not with a twelve inch ruler you're not! Tell you what, I'll put my thumb at the twelve inch mark, and you can measure the rest of it."
"I'll do it myself, thank you. All of it. Pass me that grease pencil, please."
"Suit yourself, ma'am." Mouse handed over the black Chinagraph pencil, then placed his hands on his head. "Look, ma'am, no hands."
Creamy tried to apply her ruler. "I can't do anything while it's leaping around like that, can I?"
"Sorry, ma'am." He shrugged his rugged shoulders. "Just a suggestion, ma'am. You need to be able to hold the end of it still while you use both hands to do the measuring, right? The best thing you can do is to..." And he whispered in the commander's ear.
It certainly made things easier.
An urgent pounding on the pantry door.
"Come in," drawled Mouse.
"Signal for the commander, ma'am..." It was the small sailor with the pointed nipples who had earlier spoken to the commander. "Beg your pardon, ma'am."
"The commander's got her hands full at the moment, sailor," said Mouse.
"And her mouth, too, sir!"
"Just leave the signal with me."
"It was for her personal attention, sir. Can you make sure she gets it?"
"Oh, yes, sailor. I'll make sure she gets it all right."
The captain strode from one wing of the bridge to the other. She knew her pacing was making the sailors nervous, but she had to keep moving. This bra was impossibly tight. And it was her biggest, too. This was all she needed; having to go into battle in a bra like a safety harness. Where was Creamy when she needed her? Ah, she remembered, checking out those three male officers. Surely it didn't take that long to measure three men's penes? But then Creamy was always most thorough and conscientious. She wouldn't leave a job undone. Creamy wouldn't go off half-cock.
But Belinda really needed to get this bra off. Even if it meant going bra-less into battle. That was the solution! Show the crew she was a woman of action. She stripped off the admiral's shirt and dumped it on twin handles of the engine-room telegraphs. "Sailor, come here, please."
"Captain?"
"What's your name, sailor?"
"Ramsbottom, Captain."
"Unhook my bra, Ramsbottom."
"Aye-aye, captain." The sailor disappeared behind her captain and busied herself. In the distance, bright flashes lit the sky above the horizon ahead of the Insufferable. A thunderstorm, or... ?
"Make it quick, Ramsbottom. It's going to get even tighter in there soon."
"It's shrinking, Captain! My fingers are trapped ... under the ... straps! There!"
"It's off. Good girl. Take it away, it's no use to me now." As Ramsbottom retired into the shadows with her still-warm prize, every eye on the bridge turned to the captain as she wriggled her way into the admiral's shirt and fastened the first five buttons, leaving the top three undone. Six inches of gleaming cleavage glistened in the pale green glow of the radar repeater. It was scarcely believable. The young captain's bust must have increased by at least three cup sizes in half an hour. And her nipples!
"Watch your course, dammit! You're falling off to port. Pilot, how long now?"
"Estimating six-one minutes to contact, Captain."
"Thank you." The most vital question; would this shirt stand the strain of another hour, followed by a battle to the death? Belinda could almost feel herself swelling by the minute. Yet it was important for the morale of the crew that she remain visible on the bridge. It would be so easy to go below and change into a pair of those shapeless khakis. But that would be the coward's way out. The white shirt would become a focus for her girls, a beacon of rampant feminity to inspire them through the coming ordeal. The skirt, too, was vital. Tighter and far shorter than allowed by Naval Regulations, it showed off her legs in their gleaming black stockings. She wished she had a pair of higher heels than these. Could she risk sending a sailor down to her quarters to fetch something? No, she remembered in time, all her sexiest things were in her wardrobe back on dry land. All she had in her cabin were a few changes of underwear. She simply couldn't send a sailor to fetch those. If the captain wasn't yet pee-ing herself, the crew could take heart, no matter how extreme the danger. In fact, the crew was hugely encouraged to see that their captain was sufficiently relaxed about the situation to touch herself intimately through the front of her skirt, a sight which made their hearts swell, to say nothing of their nipples. There was not a soul on the bridge who would not have gone down on the captain at this moment.
"Signal, Captain." A small voice at her elbow, and a message flimsy was thrust into her hand. "From the admiral, ma'am."
172305ZAUG00TOP SECRET BITTER CHOCOLATE URGENT
TO F09 INSUFFERABLE
FROM CINCBNHOMEFLT
YR 2245 REFERS. AVERAGE PENIS LENGTH DETERMINED EMPIRICALLY FROM DIRECT OBSERVATION HQ OPS STANDS AT FIGURES 4.50, FOUR DECIMAL FIVE ZERO INCHES. GOOD HUNTING.
ENDS
"Have you read this, sailor?"
"Aye-aye, Captain." The sailor's blushing young face appeared puzzled. "Is it in some kind of code, captain?"
"Code, sailor?"
"My Darren's is ten inches long, Captain. And as thick as my leg."
Her pale narrow face bore what seemed to be a permanently bewildered expression; she wore thick glasses, her mousy hair was greasy and stringy, she had no breasts or hips at all. Truly, nature had her ways of adding variety to the gene pool.
"Then you've got something worth fighting for, haven't you? Back to the radio shack, sailor!"
There were sounds of disturbance, and footsteps clattering up the ladder to the bridge. Belinda's spirits soared when she saw her executive officer come on to the bridge, accompanied by three males in officers' uniforms. Stripes of rank had been hastily attached to their shoulders. Two of them seemed most aggrieved, the other one, smiling foxily to himself, found a convenient surface and leaned negligently against it. He wore the stripes of a lieutenant commander. An extremely young lieutenant commander. Belinda could imagine girls swooning over his craggy features.
"Sorry it took so long, Captain," Creamy saluted. "Lieutenants Smith and Jones, and Lieutenant Commander Mouse."
"Mouse?"
"Mickey Mouse, Captain."
Belinda lowered her voice. "All measurements completed, Creamy?"
"All done, Captain. All apparently average, captain, but I've given them their new ranks according to their size."
"How big's that one?" Belinda inclined her head towards the smirking Mouse.
"Just over fourteen inches, ma'am."
"Four ... fourteen? My God, he ought to be an admiral! What's all that stuff on your shirt?"
"Apparently it's called cum. I managed to swallow most of it. Permission to change into something a little drier, captain?"
"No time. Get these two away to their duties. You get away to the front of the boat, up forrard, and Mr Mouse can stay here with me."
"As you wish, Captain. Your tits look enormous, Captain. No bra?"
"I had a sailor take it off for me. I can't see this shirt making it through the night. It's the excitement. It always makes me swollen, but this is something else entirely."
"I want to suck your nipples, Captain."
"Later, Creamy. When all this is over."
"Well, Mouse? What's your speciality?"
"Nothing really, Captain. I'm learning the ropes, as it were, and how to shoot guns and things, but mostly I fuck girls."
"You do? All the time?"
"Only on shore, Captain, until now, at least. Our navy doesn't have girls in ships. I don't do it with men, although I've been asked on occasion."
"You've been what, Mouse?"
"Asked, Captain. A-s-k-e-d, with a 'k', ma'am."
"I hope you haven't been getting up to any funny business in Insufferable, Mouse."
"I've only had six of the girls, Captain. About twenty fucks altogether. And one blow-job, but that was with the commander. You can see why she's commander, ma'am. She did things with her mouth and tongue, captain ... I can still feel her down there." Mouse's voice tailed off. He appeared to be staring. "Erm, Captain..."
"What is it, Mouse?"
"Your ... bust, Captain. It's extremely large..."
"Of course it is. I'm the captain of this ship. I have to have the biggest bust of all the officers. The commander's bust is actually bigger than mine, but..."
"I beg your pardon?"
"It's because of the emergency, and one or two other factors. Commander Crea ... I mean ... Coffey has a larger bust measurement, but my breasts themselves are bigger, hence the fact that I am in command."
"It's not, you know!"
"Not what?"
"The commander's bust isn't as big as yours. Believe me, I am a connoisseur, and I have seen both of you from very close-up in the past few minutes. I'd say hers was fifty-eight inches, right?"
Belinda felt a flush in her cheeks. "Exactly right, but mine's only fifty-six."
"Rubbish, ma'am! You're well over sixty inches!"
"Sixty? Don't be silly!" Belinda ran her hands down the swollen mounds of her bosom. Even without her aching nipples, they did look extremely full this evening. And she'd had to take her bra off. But sixty! That would qualify her for command of a fleet destroyer, if Brilliantina had any. "Do you really think so?" she said, lowering her gaze modestly and fluttering her eyelashes.
"Well over sixty. Creamy told you how big they looked just now, didn't she?"
"You mustn't call her Creamy. She's the commander. Anyway, how did you hear that? She was whispering."
"She said she wanted to suck your nipples, didn't she, Captain?"
"So what if she did?" Belinda raged, and a number of faces on the bridge turned anxiously.
"I've got the same problem, Captain, if it's any consolation," said Mouse quietly.
"What problem's that?" Belinda asked, curious despite herself.
"Going into action, your breasts become bigger, don't they?"
"I wouldn't know," Belinda said haughtily. "I've never been in action before."
"You've seen the guns fired. What happened to your breasts?"
"My nipples got bigger. So what? It was a cold day, and..."
"And they stayed bigger, didn't they?"
"As it happens, yes. But my breasts are still growing anyway, so there's nothing unusual in that."
"You mean there's nothing unusual in them growing two, three, four inches in an hour?"
"They haven't grown that much. Have they?"
"At least. But as I say, I have the same problem. When I get excited ... I don't mean sexually, that happens all the time ... when I'm about to see action, I get ... bigger, too."
"What, all of you?" Belinda stared, then her eyes fell to the officer's groin. "You don't mean... ?"
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LesbianSmall town girl Alexis Monroe hitchhiked from Pennsylvania all the way to Las Vegas, Nevada in search of a fresh start. That’s when glamorous MILF Richelle Ryan finds her walking the strip with nothing but the skimpy clothes on her back. Richelle pulls up in a luxury sedan and tells her to get inside. Alexis is so green and innocent, she lets herself be ‘rescued’ by the Sin City native. Richelle owns an adult management company. She offers to polish her up and give her a job....
xmoviesforyouIt was hard to stop my eyes from tearing up as I took my last walk-through of the house I'd spent over 15 years adding to, building on and maintaining. There were so many happy memories here, and very few sad ones. Even the sad ones had been spent together, just the three of us, united against what the world would send us. I looked over the furniture one more time, to see if there was anything left behind that I might want to lay claim to or need. The living room seemed empty without my giant...
Derrick's fraternity was not exactly in a great neighborhood. Old frame houses that once framed a neat, tree-lined neighborhood showed peeling paint as they'd transitioned over the years into flop houses for college students. The older model cars parked in front showed signs of wear with rust spots and dents. The sleek, black Escalade my dad gave me as a high school graduation gift looked oddly out of place as I pulled in front of the fraternity house and parked. I could see a gathering of guys...
My new life at Mistresses mansion was quite pleasant most of the time. My duties were to be maid to the two mistresses. I helped them bathe and dress, hand washed their delicate garments, cleaned their bedroom and changed the bed clothes daily. Sometimes, if I was really lucky the young mistress would have me lick her to orgasm. She had the most fragrant tasty pussy that I had ever experienced. Sometimes she would alloy me to play with my clit as I served her and if really lucky I was allowed...
Sam was still sleeping, so William, with Robbi's assistance, went into the bathroom, relieved himself, and stepped into the shower with the younger girl. "Sit back, Lover Boy. I"ll clean you up." She had, intentionally, made the spray a tiny bit hotter than he usually used. It quickly brought him around, as she scrubbed his body from head to toe. As she soaped and lathered his private parts, she sank to her knees, admiring him, and commenting. "Looks so small and helpless, now. Hard to believe...
Amber was sitting nude except garters and stockings, frustrated and bored. She was touching herself slowly and not responding very well, she thought about getting some random stranger from the bar and bringing him home that night, and this made her wetter, a few weeks ago she had done this, but Brian had turned out to be stupid and came two seconds after he had thrusted inside her awkwardly, he had tried to move in with her, wich she avoided by taking him out for coffee and leaving him...
And that's usually all a 'perv' gets. Most of the time I was seeing what I needed to see only in my magazines, and already had a huge collection by the time I left school. I was in awe of the girls who posed in them, not just because they were lovely and brought me ecstasy all the time, but because if it wasn't for girls who like to pose, I'd never have got to see girls show. Of course I wanted to see girls show for real, but that rarely happened, at school or anywhere else. I did get flashes...
Introduction: A man goes from an obscure loser to a wealthy writer, and reaps more benefits than just money. Life sure is funny is how it plays out. I have never been a religious man, still am not, but I did listen to the Joel Olsteen guy when the times were bad. He was so positive, that helped, but he also talked about how God could make up for decades of crap, in just a few years through super natural increase. Like I said, I am no Christian and am agnostic about the existence of a deity,...
Athens, GreeceBethany was more than wet. Her pussy quivered and clenched on the fingers of her unknown partner. She leaked all over him as her orgasm started to creep closer. With chitons and peploses flitting and fluttering about the room, she was erotically embraced by Dionysian blizzard of sexual fury and white fabric. One hard cock rammed into her ass while she rode another. The hot pussy in front of her was slippery with itself, as well as her tongue.Blood pumped fiercely from her...
BisexualSummer was at its peak and I took a little before free from jobs. Cycled through Jægersborg and bought some supplies to the beach, Euro Mann and a bottle of water.I love to lie in the sun and bask and yes, looking at beautiful women. Now arrived in Charlottenlund fort, you know the ice house and the path around the fort. Tractor my bike quiet while I Marked for me the best seat and view. Where should I lie and there is the perfect place for comfortable long distance, but still within reach of...
For readers that are not familiar with the story, this is a brief explanation of the stories that I have been working on for the past few months. Please, fell free to read the stories: Long Road, Highsider, and Traject all located in the Loving Wives category. To say that it is not your everyday ‘loving wives’ story would be the understatement of the century. Even if that particular category is not your normal fetish, I would appreciate non-loving wives readers reading and commenting on the...
"... and still the fighting goes on." Dan gave the camera his best somber stare until the red light blinked off. Then, as had become his habit recently, he quickly rolled his chair back a few feet. It looked, he hoped, like just a little relaxation between segments. It was, however, really a chance to get a better look at Connie's lovely legs, unfortunately hidden from his view at the anchor desk. It still rankled a little that the bosses had forced a co-anchor on him, and he didn't think...
Savannah and I have been to our lawyers. Both of us are still upset with Nick. His attitude since the birth of our grandbabies was not tolerable. He picked a fight that really wasn’t needed. We both love him, but the way he has been carrying on was not our cup of tea. We love those that we took in as our grandkids very much, and the way he hurt them was again uncalled for. Savannah and I made our way to the garage to find him working on a trike. Probably another one for him to ride no...
Slut: And so it begins Part 2I was kneeling on my hardwood hallway floor, spunk dripping out of my just fucked ass. My legs shaking and my pussy trembling with sexual contentment.Alan from next door had just opened Pandora's box.For the first time in an absolute age, I felt sexually satisfied. My hunger for more was growing within me.My husbands neglect of his sexual duties had brought this to a head that here I was a lingerie clad fuck slut for the young guy next door. He had skillfully played...
"I'm coming... I'm coming..." "Come in my mouth... I want to taste that big black cock... mmmmm..." She sucked deeper, then picked up speed while jerking me off. She began to deep-throat. It was then when I shot my juices... "Ughhhhhhhhhhh..." I said, relieved. She seductively started to suck off my leftover juices. She took my still-erect penis out of her mouth. "Mmm..." She said, licking her pink, plump lips of semen. "You like that?" "Damn, girl. I missed that mouth of...
I woke up this morning, with a piss-hard-on. This is NOT unusual for me, as I find it harder to hold my bladder all night long as I get older, and still ignore the call of nature in the morning. I turned over, and cuddled up to my wife, Marsha. At 32 years old, she is no longer the teenager’s wet-dream she was when I first married her, but she still has a body to put most models to shame. Even more exciting, the smooth sexy feel of her skin, and the heady aroma of her silky...
I didn’t know if it was a wise idea to go home with a stranger, but Anne had hurt me, and I had ruined Helen’s dress, and if I was honest with myself, all I wanted was something intense to take my thoughts away from reality for a while. The sound of the key turning in the door’s lock promised that intensity, and I felt excitement bubble up inside. I was pushed inside before I could think about taking a step and almost ended up on my knees. Helen turned on the light, and after blinking a few...
Paul came out of his class and saw Jennifer standing there crying. He immediately went over and, ignoring all the looks he got, put his arms around Jennifer and gave her a hug. Resisting temptation, he kept his hands on her back. There were a few teasing catcalls from the assembled students but when he glared at them, they shut up. There was a certain sympathy since they all knew they could be in that position. "We have to go to the assembly," she reminded him. He took her hand and they...
අයිතිය සහ ගෞරවය මුල් රචකයා සතුය -විභාගේත් අත ලගම. පොතක් අතින් අල්ලලත් නැ. පාඩම් කරන්න කියලා ගෙදර ඉන්න හැමදාම ඉතින් කරන්නේ වැලක් බාන එක නැත්නම් ගේම් එකක් ගහන එකනේ. මෙහෙම හිටියොත්නම් අනිවා විභාගේ කෙලම වෙලා යනවා. යන්න ඔන ලයිබ්රිය පැත්තෙවත්.එහෙම හිතලා මම පොත් ටිකත් බැක් එකේ දාගෙන ලයිබ්රියට ගියා.අපේ ලයිබ්රිය පට්ටම පොඩියි. පාඩම් කරන මේස තියෙන්නේත් පහක් වගේ. සති අන්තයේනම් මේසයකට ලන් කරන්නවත් බැ. හැබැයි සතියේ දවසක් නිසා අදනම් සෙනග නැ.මම පස්සෙම තියෙන මේසේ ගිහින් වාඩි වුනා. මේ මේසේ එහා පැත්තෙම තියෙන පොත්...
Erotic Theatre It was my first night as a temporary stand in as technical support for a theatre house. I was to maintain some lighting controls to the side of the stage. It was quite a formal occasion, so as it stood I had to wear a suit and to be honest felt quite smart.As I gazed across the side stage she caught my eyes, absolutely dazzling in a long dark dress with a split slightly revealing her thigh and wearing high heels, who is she? Is she part of the performance? Does she work here? I...
“Yeah, it does that when I cum too. Which I’m going to do very soon if you don’t stop.” She gave my penis one more squeeze and withdrew her hand with a pout. “Oh ok…I guess I should let that wait for a minute. I want to tell you about what me and Sandy and Jane talked about last night.” I knew they had gotten together and I begged off joining them. I figured I would just watch some TV and let them have some girl talk. “Obviously we talked about the river. Jane and Sandy were still in shock...
As we were driving along, I said, “Nick, we can’t keep this up. It’s exhausting and expensive as well. Not that I couldn’t afford it. You have a Doppelganger ready to pose as me. “Yes, Sir, Mr. Wolfenstein,” “Good,” I replied, “This is what I propose to do.” Then I laid out my plan. Smiles, you expected me to tell you the details of my plan to drop off the face of the earth. Okay, I was winging it, I had no idea what I was doing, and you can take that to the bank. We were heading to a...
Anu was short and fat, she wore a plain blue sari that hugged her voluptuous body with the bulges of her huge ass and large breasts clearly defined. Kem, the younger of her two brother-in-laws stood watching her as she hung the clothes outside in the scorching heat. She was sweating which made her sari cling to her even more. Each time she streched upwards to hang an item of clothing Kem was able to get a view of her midrif which was exposed except for the thin piece of material that clung to...
I had almost made it to my feet but I dropped back on the couch. The fact I was wearing the soft sling didn’t do my arm any favors. “Wait!” I said. “What?” “I’m not comfortable with her working out here any longer,” Liz said. “She’s been on vacation all week!” I said. “That’s part of the problem,” Liz said. “She’s missed a lot of work recently and I ... I’m not happy with how she’s come to view her job here.” “First off, she was sick for two days,” I cut in. “The vacation has been...
Jennifer Mendez is still working from home, which means this busty hottie gets away with work-appropriate tops and whatever she wants below. Today she’s rocking a thong and nothing else. When she needs a break, she grabs her phone and snaps a titty shot for her boyfriend, Ricky Rascal. Ricky gets the message loud and clear and heads right to Jennifer’s place when he’s done with work. Coming up behind Jennifer, Ricky delivers a breast massage from behind. He takes his time,...
xmoviesforyouWith all of that - here is part two. Emily’s Ordeal Rosalyn went to bed early that night, by 11pm she was sound asleep hoping that a good night’s rest would help ease her pains and also give her some clarity as to what she was going to do about Billy and his friends. There was no way they were going to get away with this! A sound night of sleeping wasn’t in the cards though. Billy came to her room around 2am. His parents had long since gone to bed and were fast asleep. Billy pulled...
I was 17 at the time that I first met her. My dad was in the air force, so we moved all over the world my entire life. This point in time he was stationed in Florida. We lived in base housing. I mowed lawns for a little spending money. It wasn’t great money, but to a teenager, any money is better than none. One of my customers was a young lieutenant and his wife. She was the talk of every teenager in the neighborhood. She was 27, long wavy blond hair, big blue eyes. She was 5’5”, 125lbs. Her...
InterracialFriday morning Dan announced that he and Mom would be going to New York for about 10 days, their plane leaves this afternoon. They got packed and both went to Dan's office and would leave from there.My drivers training was cut short today because of school sports physicals. 150 male athletes standing in line in the gym naked not sure why but who rally cares. We had four doctors taking us through like an assembly line. One of the doctors was a 30 something female and she was HOT. She caught a...
A half hour later Mickey showed up. He didn’t come in. He waited for us in his truck. Snake pulled me after him and pushed me into the center of the seat and got in after me. As soon as he closed the door Mickey started the truck and drove off. Still nobody spoke. Mickey drove towards the large Army base on the edge of town. It looks like he’s going to drive on base which could be a problem because of the way I’m not quite dressed and my purse is at the house. I have no I.D. with me. But...
They sat like that for a few minutes and Susan spoke. “Mom likes you, you know.” Now this caught Tom off guard. “What, Suzy why do you say that?” Lifting off him and holding his hands. “Dad, mom always talks about you. Do you know how many guys she has turned down? Not going out with anyone.” Now Tom didn’t know that, but his interest was getting peaked. “When she has her friends over its Tom this and Tom that. I think she really ... more than likes you ... you know?” Susan cast her eyes...
The peak of fall foliage time had passed, but some Aspen trees still carried their leaves and late color. One or two of the taller peaks showed evidence of high altitude snowfall. I felt awe struck by the scenery. Gunnison, Colorado, sits on a wide plain at the base of Tenderfoot Mountain where students from Western State College placed a huge 'W' on the façade of the mountain. In another direction, Blue Mesa graced the skyline. Taller mountains fill the horizon in all directions. During a...
Peter knew how to do things discreetly. On a warm Sunday afternoon, he took a young woman out to lunch and spent a little time on the beach, all the while giving her the most suitable signals to arouse her spirits. They kissed and took a long walk on the sand, enjoying the vivacious activity among hundreds of beach-goers. And once they finished with their personal time, Peter dropped her off at her home in the suburbs. They shared their last kiss for the day before she got out of her car and...
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I raced home and thanked Carol for watching the k**s. She'd gotten them changed and off to bed even before I'd even arrived. Checking on the k**s, I saw that they were asleep, so I made my way down to the kitchen, poured myself a glass of wine and waited for Ann to come home.About 30 minutes later I heard her car pull into the garage. She came bounding in, apologizing for being so late. I asked her how the meeting had gone and where it had been held."Nick, our principal, had decided to have it...
My husband, Andrew, left on his next business trip early on Monday morning. I went to work as usual and came home as usual. What I did next was not usual, although I hoped that soon it would be the new usual; I stripped naked, had a quick shower, then, still naked, grabbed a nice bottle of wine from Andrew's cellar and headed to Sarah and Ken's place, taking advantage of the new hole in the fence between our back yards so that I did not risk being seen entering their place naked. We had...
Next morning I went to landlords house and as usual his wife brought me coffee and as we were talking I suggested him to contact a sperm donor who could fertilise his wife but he said that’s too risky as by any means if someone came to know about this than he will loose his dignity as well as property. So I said apart from that there is no way and thanked him for the coffee and as I left the house, he called me and put his hands in my shoulders and pleaded me with a very soft voice that he...
The Skipper, Scotty and Gallagher all took turns digging in the "grave" of the alleged "Juan Diaz" who had died on April 1, 2011 on the unnamed island used as a detention center for political opponents of the government dictatorship in Caracas. They were being exceedingly careful not to make any loud noise because they did not want to join the ranks of the forgotten souls huddling in the molding basement of the main prison. Gallagher had to sneeze real badly and he held his sleeve over...
I’d planned to work late but various meetings were cancelled so I caught an earlier train. On the walk from the station, as usual, I called in to The Bull and Bush pub for a quick drink, then made my way home – only a 5 minute walk. There was a strange car in the drive so I walked round the side of the house. It was dark so I knew I wouldn’t be seen. When I looked in through the patio windows, there was Laura, our 18-year old babysitter, on her knees giving a boy a blowjob. She seemed quite...
(Author's Note: This story follows "Drinking With Dad: Aftermath.") Lindsey knew her sister was getting lucky from halfway down the hallway. She knew Nikki was loud from the time she came home after school and heard Nikki with her boyfriend from the kitchen downstairs. Being a curious teenager, Lindsey crept up the stairs and listened outside the door, imaging what was going on in the bedroom. She was still a virgin back then, but she had a pretty good imagination and touched herself a she...
This is Anurag. This is an incident that happened when I was in college. I had gone visiting my ancestral home during my semester holidays. We had a house maid, Sakina, for housework. When I was home. I would sleep in the living room itself watching TV till late at night. Sakina slept in a room that was in-between hall and bedroom. I had a good and friendly relationship with Sakina. She has beautiful breasts and ass worth drooling. Since the whole family was there. I had to be careful as to...
Dream 2 Out of the Blue by Paul G Jutras Part 6 When Janet got home from the dance, she took her mom aside and told her all about the good time she had with Tyron. She gushed about how she felt like she had truly blossomed into womanhood that night. She was wrong. Her true tie to womanhood happened the next morning when she woke up with a strange feeling in her crotch. She raised her night shirt and saw spots of blood on her panties. At first she wanted to scream bloody murder...
The Bet by Karen Singer Chapter 33 (Wednesday - week 5) Her dreams were short and sweet, each one lasting only a few minutes. None of them seemingly related to each other. She dreamed of work, then nothing. She dreamed of love, then nothing. She dreamed of Sissy, then nothing. She dreamed of shopping, then nothing. She dreamed of the home she would someday have... with Sissy there to take care of it, then nothing. And again she dreamed of Sissy. Each dream was...
Sean asked for and got a corner booth in a secluded area of the restaurant, down the Bay in Cardiff. Vicky sat between Sean and Monica, at the deepest part of the U in the U-shaped booth. After the young waitress, a slightly Goth-looking girl with tattoos on arms and shoulders visable through the white blouse as well as piercings not just to her ears, but at one eyebrow also, introduced herself as Chrissie and took their drink order, Monica started to slide out of the booth, saying, ‘I’m...
Nothing I say is fanciful or far fetched, ask any girl who is brave enough to be honest and you will find similar stories like mine. It would seem that in many cultures girls at puberty become sexual objects that drive men wild, it would appear the thought of being inside one so young, inexperienced, and be able to feel her heart beat as you move rhythmically in and out of her, is the ultimate penetration.'You are more powerful than Viagra', my uncle once whispered into my ear in a jocular...
There's something about Sophie. Something very compelling, very arousing. As my flatmate I get to see her in all her guises - early morning, late at night, before and after make-up - and I am constantly entranced by her. She oozes it! At 19 she has the youthful innocence of a bubbly, carefree teenager, but she has the physical presence of an alluring woman. Her hair silky blonde, flowing over her shoulders, center parted, covering the sides of her pretty face. Her eyes big blue entrancing eyes...
BisexualJesse had always been the more reluctant of my students. While he was nearly always interested in understanding the methods and formulae, he was much less enthusiastic about putting in the work. ‘We have to do ALL these questions?’ he would say, with some measure of distaste and distrust, staring down at his page with something akin to repulsion. ‘But there are so many steps!’ He sounded, sometimes, like a much younger boy complaining to his parents about his chores. ‘Yes,’ I would reply,...
Jim LaCross had come to a decision as he watched the players warm up. He decided he wanted to see what Brock could do at second base without any specialized coaching. It would give him a better idea of what he would find in seven weeks when Opening Day rolled around. He led the Major League and Minor League coaching staffs onto the field and clapped his hands sharply. "When a coach calls out your name, go with him," LaCross yelled. "Miller and Hartman, you're with me." He turned and...
First A drabble by Clara Waskowski The car stopped in front of the convenience store. Nervously the blond picked up the purse that was on the front seat, opened the door and exited gracefully. With a deep breath and with heels clicking on the pavement, this tall beauty entered with a smile for the man behind the cash register. Approaching the counter with a pair of pantyhose, the mini-skirted figure heard the words, "Will that be all Miss?" He had done it! For the first...
“Hawley, I’m so glad to see you. I told Mom about us being naked today in the study-room and she told me she was so proud of you and me.” “She is? I mean ... You didn’t you tell her everything we did, did you?” “I sure did, and she said she was happy that we waited until tonight to fuck for real.” “She said that?” “Those were her exact words! Mom likes you, Hawley, and I do too. Come over and check my computer for me. I told Mom that you were going to fix it for me, and she wants you to...
A Tidy Solution By Caleb Blake Victor and Lara were a strange couple, even before Victor started pestering Lara about Magic Depot. Victor was a researcher, currently out of work and Lara a laboratory assistant who could have done great things with Victor's credentials. Their marriage was strained by their finances and by Victor's kinkiness, neither of which Lara appreciated. He had been after her for thirteen years to dominate him, and even though she had tried it on a few...
Everyone looked stunned as Chris put the guitar back in the case. I know I never had music affect me the way his song did and it was pretty obvious the others felt something similar. I broke the spell by standing up and clapping. Soon everyone was on their feet, applauding. Chris looked embarrassed as Sara took his hand, holding it to her cheek with both of hers. After the applause died down, Mom said, "Well, I'm going to go home. Chris, you might as well ride with us. Charlie? Are you...
November 2011 The tall statuesque doctoral student had come to the Greek Islands to conduct research for her thesis on mythological creatures. Her research had led her to a small mountainous island where a small temple lay in ruins high up in the mountains. This temple had provided evidence of a crossroads where Greek mythology provided a basis for later Roman mythology. The temple was originally constructed by early Greeks and...