Alternate Discipline Plan in EuropeChapter 79
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"What are we going to do about all these men, Creamy?"
"Do about them, Captain?"
"They've all come from different ships, different navies, even. The ordinary sailors aren't a problem; we're so short-handed they'll just have to muck in as best they can. It's the officers I'm worried about. What are their names again?"
Creamy consulted her clipboard. "Smith, Jones ... and ... Mouse, Captain."
"Do you think those are their real names?"
"Does it matter, Captain?"
"I suppose not. But we've only got a couple of hours to shake down before we get within range of this Malvolian cruiser. Before I call the officers together for a final briefing, I need to work out what they're all going to be doing. Damn it, if they were women, there'd be no problem. I'm the captain for obvious reasons, and you're my second in command for even more obvious reasons. Ptarmigan - where is the woman, by the way?"
"Counting ammunition, Captain. She's good at counting things."
"She's got a what, forty-five, forty-six inch bust?"
"Forty-four. Then there's young Shagmore, forty-twos, and Clittinger, forties. A clear heirarchy. But how do we fit these three men into the structure? They're possibly more experienced than Shagmore and Clittinger, but they're completely flat-chested."
"We could look at their ... other features, Captain."
Belinda's eyes narrowed. "You mean... ? But that would only be part of the solution. We'd be able to compare them with each other, but how would they fit in with the ladies?"
"It would have to be done on averages, Captain. We know that the average bust measurement of all Brilliantine Navy officers is 38 inches. The average bra size supplied by our ships' foundation stores is 34D. Fortunately, then, our three officers are rated above average. We'll simply measure these three men and compare them with the average cock size in the navies of the world."
"How do we find that out?"
"There must be records somewhere, Captain."
"I'll leave it all to you, Creamy. I've got two hours to study the battle tactics employed at every naval battle since the days of the Phoenicians."
"Message coming in, Petal." Leading MAN Lucian Uranus said, ripping the message from the machine and handing it to his partner, MAN Felix Cummings. "Just decode it while I have a pee. My bladder's simply bursting."
"Can't I come with you?"
"You can't, silly, she's watching. Besides, you're heaps better at decoding than me."
"I shan't enjoy it," Cummings promised, pursing his lips and studying the slip of paper. With the tip of his tongue sticking out he began tapping at the keys. After a few seconds he gave a sharp little cry and half rose in his seat. He rapped the final keys really hard, stood up, and scribbled the message on his pad. Blushing deeply and chewing his full lower lip, he minced away to find Lieutenant Archibald.
"What's all this?" She read the brief note and glowered at Cummings. "Is this your weird queer idea of a joke?"
"It isn't funny, ma'am."
"You'll find out how funny it isn't when I've shown this to the admiral. Where's your friend?"
"In the loo."
"Both of you stay in here and don't dare run away. Understand?"
The admiral was looking down through the quadruple-glazed window, wiping a tear from her eye. She looked up as the door opened. "Yes, Archibald? What's this?"
"A piece of paper, Admiral. A message from Insufferable."
The admiral studied the message, turning it over to see the other side. "Is this all it says?"
"Aye-aye, ma'am."
172245ZAUG00TOP SECRET BITTER CHOCOLATE URGENT
TO CINCBNHOMEFLT
FROM F09 INSUFFERABLE
ESSENTIAL DETERMINE SOONEST AVERAGE RPT AVERAGE PENIS LENGTH ALL RPT ALL OFFICERS ALL RPT ALL WORLD NAVIES. PSE ADVISE
ENDS
"Hmmm. Not like Belinda to need to know this. 2245 Zulu? Ten minutes ago. No chance of it being a fake message, is there, Archibald? It was received in code?"
"Primrose Three, Admiral."
"I see. We'll have to assume it's genuine. Essential soonest. That means it's urgent. What's this Bitter Chocolate business?"
"No idea, Admiral."
"And what about Primrose Three?"
"Search me, Admiral."
"Good. Need to know, you know. Now, Insufferable's only got less than a couple of hours before he's in battle. So in this case Urgent means precisely that. Urgent. Get me everything you have on naval officers' penis length?"
"In our navy, ma'am?"
"Of course not, you damned fool! The navies of the world. Are there any penises in Jane's?"
"I very much doubt it, Admiral. Not while we're at WILD CHERRY. But I'll ask Jane if you insist..."
"No time. We need figures on average penis length. We'll have to generate our own data. Get on to it and let me have the figures by midnight. Zulu. Remember, Archibald, the clock's ticking!"
"Ah, Miss Ptarmigan, can you spare a moment, please?"
"Certainly ... ma'am."
"As a little change from counting the shells, I've got a job for you. It involves the three male officers we have on board. It will need a little tact and a bit of organisation, but as you're the only officer in the Insufferable who's not doing anything important, the captain says you'll have to do it."
"Yes, ma'am. I mean aye-aye, ma'am." Creamy lowered the eyebrow she had raised a second or so earlier. Ptarmigan adjusted her bra straps nervously. "What do you want me to do?"
"Measure their cocks."
"I beg your pardon?"
"We need to find how theirs compare to the average size for all officers in all the navies of the entire world. Measure them and find out, will you? I think individually would be better, to avoid taking them away from essential duties. What are they doing at the moment?"
"Smith is organising the cleaning squad, polishing up the brasswork and whitening the ropes all along the left hand side of the ship. They're in a shocking state. I nearly died when that huge crowd of people arrived just before we left port. I just know they were looking at all that dirt. Jones is doing the right hand side in case we park the other way round when we come back."
"Good, what about Mouse?"
"I saw him with a bunch of giggling seawomen tidying up the sickbay. I've no idea why, nobody's going to be sick tonight, it's calm as a millpond out there."
"Bring them in one at a time. Measure them for length and write it all down. And don't forget to ask them how they compare with the average. Bring the figures to the bridge as soon as you've finished."
"Aye-aye, ma'am."
Creamy hurried away, nodding politely to the blushing sailors who shrank away from her approach, their nipples hardening instantly with respect.
She rapped respectfully on the captain's open door. "All in hand, Captain."
"You've measured them already?"
"Ptarmigan's doing it."
"Ptarmigan? Do you think that's wise?"
"It's what she does best, counting and measuring things. She's going to bring the figures to you as soon as she's done."
"Good. I just wonder if ... if perhaps it might be better if you were to measure them as well. We don't want any slip-ups..."
"If you insist, Captain. Although it's only a quick measuring job..."
"It's all about good Order and Discipline, Creamy. When we go into battle, we want to know we have the right people in positions of trust."
"Aye-aye, Captain."
"Good work, Archibald. You finished half an hour ahead of schedule. Are these the figures?"
"All there, Admiral. A sample of ten MANs from our staff. One refused on religious grounds. But we think the ten who volunteered are a good cross section of males. Of course, none of them are officers, but that shouldn't make any difference to the size of their genitalia.
Bottomley
Brownhatter
Cummings
Everard
Jollibottom
Shorthouse
Stiffgusset
Uranus
Wrecktham
Wright-Upham
Average
2¼"
3"
5½"
2½"
4½"
5"
13¾"
3¾"
4"
4½"
The admiral studied the figures for some time. "What's the story with this Shorthouse?"
"Not long enough to measure, ma'am. My clit's longer than his cock."
"Really, Archibald?" The admiral moved on down the list. "Uranus certainly makes up for him, anyway. You'd better send him to me when this is all over. So, we can safely say that the average penis length of the human male is four and a half inches. Get that figure encoded and sent out to all ships; action Insufferable."
"Aye-aye, Admiral."
"Were you ever married, Archibald?"
"No, ma'am."
"Still waiting for Mister Right to come along?"
"Sort of, ma'am."
"Not Mister Wright-Upham, though."
"Preferably not, Admiral."
"Although they say size doesn't matter. Run along, Cynthia. You don't mind if I call you Cynthia, do you?"
"Not at all, Admiral," Lt Archibald admitted. "Cynthia's a very nice name. But my name's Cordelia."
"Just checking, Archibald. Security is vital."
"Thank you, Lieutenant Smith. You may get dressed now." The lieutenant swiftly reached for his trousers. He fervently wished he was back in his own ship. When the chance had come to return to sea, he had grasped it with both hands. The last thing he'd expected was to find himself on a ship run by women, including this forbidding harridan who had ordered him to take his pants off in the ship's office. Mercifully, she'd done nothing more than measure him, but he was ashamed and alarmed to find that he couldn't even get an erection. Six months since he'd seen a woman, and this creature with a splendid pair of firm, jutting whoppers failed completely to get a rise out of him. True, she had a face like a bag of chisels, but those massive breasts thrusting out only six inches from his face ought to have had some effect on him.
"It's usually bigger than that, you know," he ventured.
"How much bigger?" asked Ptarmigan sharply. "And why?"
"Oh, about this much," said Smith with due modesty. "And for all the usual reasons."
Ptarmigan frowned. "What are those? What on earth could possibly make flesh grow as much as that?"
"Well ... like ... a pretty girl, perhaps? Something like that?"
"A pretty girl?" Ptarmigan thought of all the pretty girls she knew. "Pretty?"
"Well, pretty. A nice face ... big breasts ... that kind of thing."
"Big breasts? How can big breasts make a penis grow?"
Smith was silent. After all, he'd just had it demonstrated clearly to him that big breasts didn't always make a penis grow.
"Mine are big," Ptarmigan persisted. "Mine didn't make it grow. Is there something wrong with it?"
There was a knock on the door. "Nearly finished, Miss Ptarmigan?" said Creamy, coming in and looking Lt Smith up and down. "Is this the last one?"
"No, he's only the first. I think there's something wrong with him."
Creamy looked at her watch. "You've really got to get a move on, Miss Ptarmigan. We need to be finished with this exercise in another twenty minutes. I'll take this one into the wardroom pantry and interview him. Captain's orders. You'd better call the others in. When you've done with them, pass them on to me. I suppose you have measured this one?"
"Aye-aye, ma'am," said Ptarmigan through gritted teeth. She handed a piece of paper to the commander, who tucked it into her shirt pocket, where her left nipple threatened to punch a one inch diameter hole in it.
"Come on, you," said Creamy to the dysfunctional lieutenant. "This won't take long." She led the way into the pantry and closed the door. "Now, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Erm ... nothing. That is, there was a problem, but it seems to have got better all by itself."
"What do you mean?"
"This." Smith indicated the bulge in his trousers.
"It's no use to anyone in there, is it, man. Get it out!"
"Ma'am?"
"Out with it." It was a direct and presumably lawful order. Smith complied. "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this," said Creamy. "Nothing at all."
Smith could only agree. It lay on the commander's palm, twitching and throbbing with every appearance of excellent health. She closed her fist gently and moved it up and down in a tentative way.
"Ma'am... !"
"Yes, Smith?"
"It can't stand much more of this, ma'am. It's going to blow any second now."
"You're not a chief engineer by any chance, are you?" said Creamy with a hint of a smile.
"No, ma'am. Guided missiles. Offensive ones."
"That's a pretty offensive missile you've got there, yourself, Smith!"
"This? It's only average, ma'am."
"Is it, by George?" She produced a small ruler from her top pocket. "Hmmm. Thank you. Pull your pants up."
"Aren't you going to finish what you started, ma'am?"
"Sorry?" Absently she took the thing in her hand again. "Strange, it's so hard, yet somehow it's soft at the same time. Fascinating."
"I wouldn't get too close to it, ma'am..."
"It's getting harder."
"Please, ma'am! Ma'am... ooops! Sorry, ma'am. I tried to warn you."
"Dismiss, Lieutenant. That will be all."
"Aye-aye, ma'am. You're probably right."
Creamy remembered the piece of paper and pulled it out of her shirt pocket. Frowning, she compared the figure written on it with the dimension she had recorded for herself. There was a discrepancy all right. She wrote her own number below Ptarmigan's backward-sloping pencil and added the word 'Smith' alongside before tucking the paper out of sight again. "Damn," she said, wiping at the array of sticky marks on her bodice. "This is my last clean shirt. What is this stuff, anyway?" She tasted it cautiously, then shook her head. There was a knock on the door. "Come!" she cried, wondering why the word sounded vaguely familiar.
Whereas the recent Lt Smith had been tall, dark and not altogether unhandsome, the slim and boyish figure which entered the pantry was several inches shorter than the commander. He looked up at her with apprehension. "Sub Lieutenant Jones reporting, ma'am." He handed her a folded slip of paper which Creamy opened and glanced at briefly. Her eyes widened.
"Drop your trousers, please, Mr Jones."
"Aye-aye, ma'am. Er ... ma'am?"
"Yes, Mr Jones? You haven't dropped them."
"It's ... I'm not usually like this, ma'am." And he lowered his trousers to half-mast, along with a pair of what appeared to be wild silk boxer shorts. They were certainly purple, which made a striking contrast to Jones' pale bluish white matchstick legs. Creamy's eyes widened still further.
"That's a nice average one," she said, flicking her steel ruler out of its hiding place. "Just make it hard while I measure it, will you?"
"Make ... that's what I'm trying to ... it won't go hard. This is as big as it will go."
"I can't measure it dangling down there. It gets even longer than this, doesn't it?"
"Usually, ma'am. But not today, ma'am."
Creamy glowered at the diminutive officer. He was quaking in his little shoes and his knees were actually knocking with a faint bony sound. Trying to keep a safe distance, the commander grasped the cold, clammy, flaccid appendage and raised it to the horizontal. "This isn't as long as when Miss Ptarmigan measured it! It's getting smaller."
"Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am."
It had become smaller still. With a sorrowful shake of her head, Creamy wrote down the latest figure, noting that even at its smallest it was still bigger than Smith's. "It's quite a big one, despite everything," she remarked lightly, letting it drop with a thud against the little officer's thigh. It seemed to have lost another half an inch in the process.
"It's only average, ma'am."
"Pull them up and dismiss, Mr Jones. We've got a war to fight. I'll give you your assignment shortly."
"Aye-aye, ma'am." He wheeled round and marched out like a parade ground recruit, almost colliding in the doorway with a rugged outdoor type; rangy, tanned and craggy-featured. He grinned at the pale-faced Jones and saluted casually.
"Evening, ma'am." He handed over his slip of paper.
"Mickey Mouse, I presume?"
"Not my real name, ma'am. It seems I've upset one of your officers. The old battleaxe out there in the wardroom."
"Miss Ptarmigan is not a battleaxe, Mister! Stand up straight, stop lolling around, stand to attention and drop your trousers."
"Not necessarily all in that order, ma'am," Mouse drawled. "You sure you're ready for this? Ol' Ptarmigan sure as hell wasn't, I can tell you!"
"Just do it, Mr Mouse." She read the slip of paper for the first time and her eyes boggled. It read the same the other way up as well. But mere figures didn't tell half the story.
Mouse's eyes never left hers as he worked his pants with some difficulty down his footballer's thighs, revealing something undoubtedly larger than average. Was there no end to it?
"You seen enough yet?" He grinned at her. "There's plenty more."
"Drop them completely and stop playing silly games."
"Aye-aye, ma'am. You've got a load of cum on your shirt, ma'am, by the way. You ought to get it in to soak. Cold water's best. Leave it in to soak overnight. In fact, that's what I like to do best of all."
Why did everything this young man said seem to sound like a double entendre? "Mr Mouse, if you would kindly lower your trousers all the way down, please. Th-thank you. Oh, my God!"
"It seems pleased to see you, ma'am. Amazing, but you may need to update that figure old Ptarmigan wrote down. Luckily, you can easily change a one to a four."
"Thank you, I am quite capable of measuring it for myself."
"Not with a twelve inch ruler you're not! Tell you what, I'll put my thumb at the twelve inch mark, and you can measure the rest of it."
"I'll do it myself, thank you. All of it. Pass me that grease pencil, please."
"Suit yourself, ma'am." Mouse handed over the black Chinagraph pencil, then placed his hands on his head. "Look, ma'am, no hands."
Creamy tried to apply her ruler. "I can't do anything while it's leaping around like that, can I?"
"Sorry, ma'am." He shrugged his rugged shoulders. "Just a suggestion, ma'am. You need to be able to hold the end of it still while you use both hands to do the measuring, right? The best thing you can do is to..." And he whispered in the commander's ear.
It certainly made things easier.
An urgent pounding on the pantry door.
"Come in," drawled Mouse.
"Signal for the commander, ma'am..." It was the small sailor with the pointed nipples who had earlier spoken to the commander. "Beg your pardon, ma'am."
"The commander's got her hands full at the moment, sailor," said Mouse.
"And her mouth, too, sir!"
"Just leave the signal with me."
"It was for her personal attention, sir. Can you make sure she gets it?"
"Oh, yes, sailor. I'll make sure she gets it all right."
The captain strode from one wing of the bridge to the other. She knew her pacing was making the sailors nervous, but she had to keep moving. This bra was impossibly tight. And it was her biggest, too. This was all she needed; having to go into battle in a bra like a safety harness. Where was Creamy when she needed her? Ah, she remembered, checking out those three male officers. Surely it didn't take that long to measure three men's penes? But then Creamy was always most thorough and conscientious. She wouldn't leave a job undone. Creamy wouldn't go off half-cock.
But Belinda really needed to get this bra off. Even if it meant going bra-less into battle. That was the solution! Show the crew she was a woman of action. She stripped off the admiral's shirt and dumped it on twin handles of the engine-room telegraphs. "Sailor, come here, please."
"Captain?"
"What's your name, sailor?"
"Ramsbottom, Captain."
"Unhook my bra, Ramsbottom."
"Aye-aye, captain." The sailor disappeared behind her captain and busied herself. In the distance, bright flashes lit the sky above the horizon ahead of the Insufferable. A thunderstorm, or... ?
"Make it quick, Ramsbottom. It's going to get even tighter in there soon."
"It's shrinking, Captain! My fingers are trapped ... under the ... straps! There!"
"It's off. Good girl. Take it away, it's no use to me now." As Ramsbottom retired into the shadows with her still-warm prize, every eye on the bridge turned to the captain as she wriggled her way into the admiral's shirt and fastened the first five buttons, leaving the top three undone. Six inches of gleaming cleavage glistened in the pale green glow of the radar repeater. It was scarcely believable. The young captain's bust must have increased by at least three cup sizes in half an hour. And her nipples!
"Watch your course, dammit! You're falling off to port. Pilot, how long now?"
"Estimating six-one minutes to contact, Captain."
"Thank you." The most vital question; would this shirt stand the strain of another hour, followed by a battle to the death? Belinda could almost feel herself swelling by the minute. Yet it was important for the morale of the crew that she remain visible on the bridge. It would be so easy to go below and change into a pair of those shapeless khakis. But that would be the coward's way out. The white shirt would become a focus for her girls, a beacon of rampant feminity to inspire them through the coming ordeal. The skirt, too, was vital. Tighter and far shorter than allowed by Naval Regulations, it showed off her legs in their gleaming black stockings. She wished she had a pair of higher heels than these. Could she risk sending a sailor down to her quarters to fetch something? No, she remembered in time, all her sexiest things were in her wardrobe back on dry land. All she had in her cabin were a few changes of underwear. She simply couldn't send a sailor to fetch those. If the captain wasn't yet pee-ing herself, the crew could take heart, no matter how extreme the danger. In fact, the crew was hugely encouraged to see that their captain was sufficiently relaxed about the situation to touch herself intimately through the front of her skirt, a sight which made their hearts swell, to say nothing of their nipples. There was not a soul on the bridge who would not have gone down on the captain at this moment.
"Signal, Captain." A small voice at her elbow, and a message flimsy was thrust into her hand. "From the admiral, ma'am."
172305ZAUG00TOP SECRET BITTER CHOCOLATE URGENT
TO F09 INSUFFERABLE
FROM CINCBNHOMEFLT
YR 2245 REFERS. AVERAGE PENIS LENGTH DETERMINED EMPIRICALLY FROM DIRECT OBSERVATION HQ OPS STANDS AT FIGURES 4.50, FOUR DECIMAL FIVE ZERO INCHES. GOOD HUNTING.
ENDS
"Have you read this, sailor?"
"Aye-aye, Captain." The sailor's blushing young face appeared puzzled. "Is it in some kind of code, captain?"
"Code, sailor?"
"My Darren's is ten inches long, Captain. And as thick as my leg."
Her pale narrow face bore what seemed to be a permanently bewildered expression; she wore thick glasses, her mousy hair was greasy and stringy, she had no breasts or hips at all. Truly, nature had her ways of adding variety to the gene pool.
"Then you've got something worth fighting for, haven't you? Back to the radio shack, sailor!"
There were sounds of disturbance, and footsteps clattering up the ladder to the bridge. Belinda's spirits soared when she saw her executive officer come on to the bridge, accompanied by three males in officers' uniforms. Stripes of rank had been hastily attached to their shoulders. Two of them seemed most aggrieved, the other one, smiling foxily to himself, found a convenient surface and leaned negligently against it. He wore the stripes of a lieutenant commander. An extremely young lieutenant commander. Belinda could imagine girls swooning over his craggy features.
"Sorry it took so long, Captain," Creamy saluted. "Lieutenants Smith and Jones, and Lieutenant Commander Mouse."
"Mouse?"
"Mickey Mouse, Captain."
Belinda lowered her voice. "All measurements completed, Creamy?"
"All done, Captain. All apparently average, captain, but I've given them their new ranks according to their size."
"How big's that one?" Belinda inclined her head towards the smirking Mouse.
"Just over fourteen inches, ma'am."
"Four ... fourteen? My God, he ought to be an admiral! What's all that stuff on your shirt?"
"Apparently it's called cum. I managed to swallow most of it. Permission to change into something a little drier, captain?"
"No time. Get these two away to their duties. You get away to the front of the boat, up forrard, and Mr Mouse can stay here with me."
"As you wish, Captain. Your tits look enormous, Captain. No bra?"
"I had a sailor take it off for me. I can't see this shirt making it through the night. It's the excitement. It always makes me swollen, but this is something else entirely."
"I want to suck your nipples, Captain."
"Later, Creamy. When all this is over."
"Well, Mouse? What's your speciality?"
"Nothing really, Captain. I'm learning the ropes, as it were, and how to shoot guns and things, but mostly I fuck girls."
"You do? All the time?"
"Only on shore, Captain, until now, at least. Our navy doesn't have girls in ships. I don't do it with men, although I've been asked on occasion."
"You've been what, Mouse?"
"Asked, Captain. A-s-k-e-d, with a 'k', ma'am."
"I hope you haven't been getting up to any funny business in Insufferable, Mouse."
"I've only had six of the girls, Captain. About twenty fucks altogether. And one blow-job, but that was with the commander. You can see why she's commander, ma'am. She did things with her mouth and tongue, captain ... I can still feel her down there." Mouse's voice tailed off. He appeared to be staring. "Erm, Captain..."
"What is it, Mouse?"
"Your ... bust, Captain. It's extremely large..."
"Of course it is. I'm the captain of this ship. I have to have the biggest bust of all the officers. The commander's bust is actually bigger than mine, but..."
"I beg your pardon?"
"It's because of the emergency, and one or two other factors. Commander Crea ... I mean ... Coffey has a larger bust measurement, but my breasts themselves are bigger, hence the fact that I am in command."
"It's not, you know!"
"Not what?"
"The commander's bust isn't as big as yours. Believe me, I am a connoisseur, and I have seen both of you from very close-up in the past few minutes. I'd say hers was fifty-eight inches, right?"
Belinda felt a flush in her cheeks. "Exactly right, but mine's only fifty-six."
"Rubbish, ma'am! You're well over sixty inches!"
"Sixty? Don't be silly!" Belinda ran her hands down the swollen mounds of her bosom. Even without her aching nipples, they did look extremely full this evening. And she'd had to take her bra off. But sixty! That would qualify her for command of a fleet destroyer, if Brilliantina had any. "Do you really think so?" she said, lowering her gaze modestly and fluttering her eyelashes.
"Well over sixty. Creamy told you how big they looked just now, didn't she?"
"You mustn't call her Creamy. She's the commander. Anyway, how did you hear that? She was whispering."
"She said she wanted to suck your nipples, didn't she, Captain?"
"So what if she did?" Belinda raged, and a number of faces on the bridge turned anxiously.
"I've got the same problem, Captain, if it's any consolation," said Mouse quietly.
"What problem's that?" Belinda asked, curious despite herself.
"Going into action, your breasts become bigger, don't they?"
"I wouldn't know," Belinda said haughtily. "I've never been in action before."
"You've seen the guns fired. What happened to your breasts?"
"My nipples got bigger. So what? It was a cold day, and..."
"And they stayed bigger, didn't they?"
"As it happens, yes. But my breasts are still growing anyway, so there's nothing unusual in that."
"You mean there's nothing unusual in them growing two, three, four inches in an hour?"
"They haven't grown that much. Have they?"
"At least. But as I say, I have the same problem. When I get excited ... I don't mean sexually, that happens all the time ... when I'm about to see action, I get ... bigger, too."
"What, all of you?" Belinda stared, then her eyes fell to the officer's groin. "You don't mean... ?"
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xmoviesforyouWhat I'm about to tell you is absolutely true. My name is Helen and my husbands name is Paul, and we have been married for nine years,lately we had been arguing a lot over the fact that I was having no luck getting pregnant again although we had been at it like rabbits for months. Let me first say that I already had two children and I loved my husband dearly, however I was getting frustrated by our lack of success and we were beginning to argue more and more, this one fatal evening being no...
Erotic"The Story of Jim and Jennifer" 3/15/2000 This is a story about Jim, but Jennifer wrote it. This is the way he wishes his life had really gone, but it didn't, at least not exactly like this. Now there is some truth in this story but it is mixed in with a little fiction. It's up to you figure out what is truth and what is fiction, Now Jim grew up just outside of Chicago, He had a difficult time growing up, you see he always was a small kid,...
The light surrounding me was simply stunning, compared to the darkness I had just left. I squinted, and fluttered; trying to adjust to the brightness of earth, as my helmet was pulled free. I could feel the pull of gravity once again, as the dark shapes of arms pulled away the straps holding me down. “TJ, are you ok?” asked the familiar voice of my love. “Sandy, love. I’m ok. Just a big shift, jumping from darkness to light,” I told her. “Hold on, it won’t be a minute until you can move...
If you read my first story, then this is a little story that happened when I was 16. When I grew up everyone on our street had a "victory garden" because WWII made everything scarce so everyone grew vegetables on a plot of land that was not used or owned to our knowledge. It was just called "the canal" and there were deep woods where we played as k**s. Since I was by now firmly into sex at home and with the neighborhood boys we fucked and sucked each other in our fort that we played in. One day...
Hello everyone.. My name is Rajkumar (name changed). I would like to share my sex story here. About me, I’m from Hyderabad, height 5’10 – 5’11(almost 6) feet.good looking, age 22 normal built, fair color . I hope you all like it and reply me in the mail, id: The house was silent. Her parents had gone for a week-long function(marriage) in Warangal and she had the whole house to herself. She had already felt bored alone but the only reason she didn’t go is that she is not feeling well for...
Rharri Rhound is happy to finally get home after a long trip. She is even happier when she finds a cute note written by her man. It lets her know that he cleaned up the house for her. She is so pleased by this, that she plans a surprise for her man while he takes a rest on the couch. She slips into the other room and puts some sexy, long see through black stockings and a body suit on. Then she toys herself with a long purple dildo in the shower. She sticks it up inside her for her man to find...
xmoviesforyouThis is the final part of the Determined Man, and the last TG fiction that I intend to write for some time. For those of you who have been following this story I thank you profoundly. Writing this has been an interesting and important journey for me and I don't think I'd have done it without encouragement. I also know that some people may have been hoping for one ending or another. All I can do is present to you the ending as I always envisaged it. This suits my own very particular...
He was completely and utterly bored. Another Valentine’s when the same thing would happen- dinner and drinks at the hotel, then back home for Valentine’s sex, which if he was lucky would include the lights being on. He was so fed up with it all- when they first got married, 20 years ago, the sex was amazing- she would always surprise him in some way and drive him wild. Kids and the mundane routine killed that years ago. Though they were both still quite young, in their early 40’s, he felt like...
We've been driving for what you feel is like forever. The vibrator still humming deep inside you. You struggle against it but you can't help but get wet from it. I can hear you moaning through your gag. You'll be doing a lot more of that where we are going. Your mind races to figure out what may be in store. You know that you're going to be fucked fucked against your will, but maybe if you cooperate it might not be too bad...no, you've just been kidnapped and you're going to be...
Despite the carpet bombing ordered by President Lehrer, the Ayatollah Makhtol's forces were still advancing against the allies on all fronts. Makhtol's armies had conquered Istanbul March 10th, and had pushed the allies out of northwestern Turkey past the Greek border three days later. Makhtol did not stop there, continuing to advance into northern Greece and into southern Bulgaria. Two days later, Makhtol was able to force the allied troops out of Turkey near the small town of Gulpinar....
Hi I’m Raj. I’m 21 years old. I’m 5’11. Well built with a 6” tool. I’m from Hyderabad. So any women & girls who would like to have secret fun or chat. Email me at I respect your feelings. Privacy will be maintained . Do drop your comments in email too. Names Changed. Best Friend I’m in final year of my graduation & this story happened in my third year. I have two best friends Shreya & Priya. They both are best friends indeed. So it all started with Shreya. She is slim and dusky color with a...
My husband and I were visiting DC in anticipation of trying something new and a bit naughty. My husband had mentioned to me how he thought it would be really hot for us to visit a gloryhole party where he could watch me play with mystery men behind a gloryhole wall. Admittedly, I was reluctant; I had never attended a party like this before and certainly not on the insistence of my partner! This was crazy, most guys I dated were insanely jealous and I had no idea how this was going to play...
The predator peered through the bedroom window and smiled; he couldn't believe his luck. This woman was just to his taste; he felt himself begin to stiffen as his eyes devoured her; he couldn't wait until he had his hands on her. In his mind he played out the scenario that he envisaged would soon take place. His thickening member began to engorge and throb.The predator had been terrorising the city for months; always preying on attractive, middle-aged women who lived alone. He would break into...
"Honey, wake up. I'm leaving on my trip, I'll only be gone today and Saturday." My mom whispered to me as she shook my shoulder. Your mom was nearing fifty but still looked amazing, huge tits and a large ass. "Happy 18th birthday, I love you. I left your presents on the kitchen counter. Sorry I can't be here, but I'll be back Sunday Morning. Remember I only have three rules. 1. No Drugs or Alcohol. 2. No more than 5 people in the house at once. 3. If you have sex, use a condom. Ok?" "Jeesh,...
TranssexualHe awoke in his bed, naked, and restless, on a Sunday morning. He looked over, and saw Lucy sleeping naked, with her arms around him. Thoughts came to his head of how great the previous night was, but how morally wrong it was too. Step siblings are not supposed to have sex, even as they were both eighteen. Their parents left them for the weekend, and resistance against her was useless. He looked at her five foot eight body, with her b-cup boobs, and brown hair. She was a loving, but seductive...
TabooHi my name is Opal Hydrangea Ho. Are you done smirking? My friends call me H2O. Come on get it over with. My friends say that I have a personality like a Chameleon, fitting to my namesake opals which display different colors when viewed from different directions. Anyway my Dad is a Gemologist, and my Mom is a Horticulturist they are Americanized Chinese. My grandparents came to America when they were 12. My grandpa was 25 and grandma was 22 when they got married, my Dad was 21 and my Mom...
Reality Bites Jess throws her car keys down on the entrance table, and runs, giggling towards her bedroom, hands playfully covering her butt, in that way I find utterly adorable. In the car on the way home from the unspeakable event that had just transpired at Ethan’s, I’d leant over, kissed her neck and growled, “Anal only.” That was our cue, she knew all too well how the night was going to play out.I chase her down the hall, she runs, squealing, as she looks back at me in a mixture of dread...
Gay MaleModern living has advantages and disadvantages, and sometimes, one gets a bit of spice from the aforementioned advantages. The crowding of houses close enough to touch created townhomes and condos, and some advantages. I live in a townhouse and the neighbor's across the walkway moved out recently, and I was hoping that someone interesting would move in. I didn't have to wait too long, as a week later, Michelle and her friend, Jackie moved in. Their place is a small two bedroom, two bath...
Key Party Part 2Tuesday had arrived, the day that Kristy, my wife, was to be with Charles. Ever since a few days ago when she had her gangbang orchestrated by him after the key party, she had been a little distant from me, proclaiming that she would be loyal to her new big black cock master.Worst of all, today, Tuesday, was our wedding anniversary. And she was going to be with Charles.I was sitting on our bed contemplating how my life had come to this point, when Kristy stepped into the doorway...
Hi everyone..I m monalisa from ahemdabad…First of main iss ko than bolna chahti hu jo ki humare jaise logo ko apni kahani share karne ka mokka dete hai! And also hum readers jo isse sucessful banate. Well chalo ab zayda time waste na karte huye let me introduce myself..Mera naam monalisa hai or main ahmedabad se hu. Main ek simple si but horny ladki hu or my age is 21 jiski ek hi weakness hai sex! Yeh un dino ki baat hai jab main 12th class may thi or apne kuch juniors ko free main maths k...
Billy Goes to Alberton By Katie Dale ONE It was Sunday morning. I was in my room finishing getting dressed when my sister Stephanie opened the door. "Hey - get out! Don't you know how to knock?" I quickly finished pulling the T-shirt over my head, embarrassed that she saw my bare back. "What's the big deal? Your pants were on - all I saw was your back! It's cute!" My face turned red with shame. I tried to forget about it and put on a smile. "Please knock before you...
FapTitans gets right into it. I typed the URL into the bar and a few seconds later a cowboy chick appeared on the screen. She’s wearing historically accurate cowgirl attire: a wide-brimmed hat, six-shooter, badge, and leather vest-bra that barely hides her massive, perfectly round titties.“This is a monster,” she says. “Click on it until you defeat it and get the rewards.”I assume she’s referring to the level 1 Yapping Orc on the right side of the screen. He’s a big, ugly, pig-faced...
Best Porn GamesSaturday – morning and afternoonI was awoken on Saturday morning by my wife's soft sighs and her warm, sweet breath wafting across my face. I opened my eyes to see her beautiful face only inches from my own. Her eyes were closed, but she was not asleep. She was lying on her side, almost turned over to her face, but one leg was drawn up to her waist and one arm pushing down on the pillow as she strained to push her ass backwards. Jim was between her legs, propped in a push-up position, and he...
Group Sex(A special thanks to Mystic-Arrival, not just for editing but for putting her special touch in this story. Thanks a million S~) Gray Hawk and Little Dove lay under the sparse shade of the thin tree in the meadow of knee high grass and wild flowers. The distant snow capped mountains offered no coolness to the sun’s warmth as it rose. Lying there together wrapped in each other on their day of joining, their skin became sticky and tacky against each other as the warmth grew between them. Little...
Dear friends, most people commented and suggested me about the story, I am very thankfull to them, with their support now I am continuing the story. Now I am posting the second part of the story titled “sister and brother in the hotel..She was crying by my sentence she said with crying voice Tamo I may get pregnant because you land your sperms inside my womb you have sowed your seed inside me. What to do. I said don’t worry dear sister.. We will visit a doctor for abortion She said.. No.....
IncestI must admit that did not have a girlfriend since I left college and was busy making a name for myself at work and with the money I was making. Ok so I found myself in AL and got this really nice apartment in a high rise that was very classy. My first day of work saw me get my own office and had a personal tour by my superior. Things went well as I settled into my new job and I was as busy with work as can be. About 3 months in I got my first project completed and it sure did make me proud...
Kyler Quinn is as horny as she is sexy. She loves the warmer weather when she can wear loose tops and short shorts, anything to show off her sumptuous body. Later, when she is home by the pool, she peels off her clothes and basks in the warm sun. Then she grabs a glass dildo and presses it to her meaty twat, where it easily slides all the way inside her greedy snatch. A magic wand vibrator pressed to her clit really finishes her off. Kyler may have had one climax, but she’s still feeling...
xmoviesforyouDarlia bewegte sich geschmeidig durch den Trubel des Basars. Ein enger zerschlissener Rock reichte ihr knapp bis zu den Knien und ein schmutziges Stück Stoff war eng um ihren Oberkörper geschlungen. Als sie an einem Obst Stand vorbei kam beugte sie sich weit nach vorne, so das der Händler seinen Blick nicht von ihren wohlgeformten kleinen Brüsten wenden konnte die ihr Ausschnitt preis gab. Als er abgelenkt war griff sie schnell zu und nahm sich zwei wunderschöne rote Äpfel die ungefähr die...
Ok this is the futa virus you wake up and see it on news but now who are you? Are you male or female..? Or are you already one to them? Are you strong enough to fight the virus or will you succumb to it?
BisexualI was laying down on my bed typing away, but the shaking was making it tricky. *Lucky for me, almost everyone I come across is willing to satisfy my cravings. Sometimes they are so bold that they just start fucking me regardless of where we are at.* The shaking bed started speeding up, due to the dick pounding my ass. It made typing impossible, so I gave up for the moment. "Daddy! I'm trying to finish this assignment. You couldn't wait a bit?" My daddy growled a "no" before pulling...
She waited up for him. He was so tired after working, he nearly dropped from exhaustion.Slipping out of bed, she made her way to him.Undoing his tie, unbuttoning his shirt, giving him a long slow sensual kiss as she undressed him from the waist up. The kind of kiss that makes your eyes close and your heart beat a bit faster.Pulling his shirt from the waistband til its finally free. She pulls his undershirt up over his head, she flicks her tongue over that tender spot just under his jaw near his...
MasturbationI was still in bed, enjoying the chance to catch up on some sleep after a busy week. The curtains, slightly open, allowed a crack of sunlight into the room and the breeze from the open window cooled me as I drifted between waking and sleeping. In my half-conscious state I heard the doorbell ring. I quickly came to my senses. The parcel! I was waiting for a new router for my laptop. It had been three days now without the internet, and life was dull without the chat rooms and my cyber friends....
It was half past midnight, I was sipping my scotch so unwind after out journey to honeymoon destination and watching my beloved wife taking rest under the sheet in the warm of room bonfire, amidst snow clad mountains around out hotel. I have been knowing my wife for 2 years now and loved her for her innocence and cuteness.My wife, shana is 24 years old,fair and beautifully curvy.Her beautiful fair shoulder and arms were glaring under light by wild fire. I am so lucky to have such a beautiful...
PEPPER GROWS UP Chapter OneBuddy's cock was in such pain. The Fun Pouch was everything the Little Shop in New Hampshire?had advertised it to be! ? A leather pouch just big enough to cover the penis and testicles, but a bit too snug...and filled with needles! ? When Pepper had casually suggested it, Buddy had become quite excited, and had special ordered it from the Little Shop catalogue! ? But of course, the idea of torture, and actual torture were two different things... ?? Earlier that day,...
Milly and Rachel are two mid-fifties widows who have become friends at church. After the potluck one Sunday, Milly invited Rachel to her house to visit. She mixed up a big pitcher of Margueritas and they sat on the back porch together. Well into the second one, Rachel suddenly asked, “Do you miss sex?” Milly replied, “You’re damn straight I do! Even though my husband had a heart attack right after cumming in me, I still need a man’s affection. What about...
Marilyn Johnson begins her day on her knees like a good whore is supposed to. Leather belts are added to restrain her. Codey Steele enters the room. He inspects her body including all her holes and begins throat-fucking her. He eventually lays her on her back and finger-bangs her pussy until she explodes with orgasms. Next, Marilyn is on her knees in doggy, positioned on a wooden box, with her hands pulled between her legs. This time Marilyn is subjected to corporal punishment. Codey uses a...
xmoviesforyouTegan bit her lip MISS PRATT?S PUNDIT July 2, 1982 The two girls walked carefully, attempting to avoid the rusty cans and general litter on the grounds of the Craddock-Childress Greens Mobile Home Village. The taller girl, a pretty redhead in a bikini carried a boom-box, which was emanating Boy George's sordid screams. The smaller girl had short, ratty hair, and wore thick glasses and lugged a copy of "War and Peace" bouncing against her soggy one-piece swimsuit. "Goddamn if...
Terms Revealedby W2beh ([email protected])This is a follow-up to the story of our first adventure, ‘Testing the Limits’ posted in directory 34. My wife informs me she has to sleep with the stud in order to satisfy the terms of her agreement for his earlier cooperation. I require some convincing, and her methods ensure my eventual agreement. (MMF, exh, bd, bi, mast, oral, reluc)The very first time we had the house to ourselves, my wife had me sit down with her to watch the video she had made of...
There had been some marvelous ideas to decorate for the graduation party. Again, the Cessna 150 had been hoisted up onto the roof of the core living room. A sexy mannequin borrowed from a department store at the mall was dressed in a graduation gown was getting out of the plane and stiffly waving to the crowd. The gown was open in the front revealing its nudity and a prolific crop of pubic hair. It was quite funny. Other banners and streamers were draped throughout the patio, living room,...
Thursday morning I went to school feeling good. A good night of sleep had helped my ribs a bit and, thanks to Natalie the night before, I was temporarily satiated. I did go to the library on Thursday morning, but I didn't know if I should expect Natalie or not. She said she wasn't done with me, but made no mention of coming back that day to the library. I just dropped my stuff on the table and started to work. I really did have to get some stuff done for my paper and I would never get it...
After explaining the plan, Gertrude hands Amy Sue one of the tit torture style serving trays that most of the girls wear while serving food and drinks out in the club. She then tells Amy Sue that she's to hit Gertrude on the back of her head and make it appear that we actually overpowered her while escaping. That will minimize any whipping that Gertrude will receive after she explains how we got away. Gertrude then tells us that our car is parked outside with the keys in it. She also...
Hello ISS readers this is Krishnan again from Chennai thank you all for your valuable feedback. If anyone didn’t read my first story (servant fucked by servant’s) means first read it then only you’ll understand this story. As I told, my mom Sitha is a homemaker, 40 yrs of age and her structure is 36-28-38. After knowing the intentions of servants I was much interested in seeing them in action with my mom. Next day according to their plan Radha didn’t came for work, she took leave by saying that...
Your Cock, My MouthI have just woken up from a restless night sleep, thinking of you. I decide to go and have a shower to freshen myself up. I run the water nice and hot, as it is such a cold morning. Stepping into the shower letting the water sooth my body.I begin washing my body, my nipples becoming hard as I run my hands over them. My thoughts are of you, your sexy smile, your lustful eyes, your gorgeous body and your beautiful hard cock. I feel myself becoming lost in my thoughts, my body...
Note : This story is completely fictional! Kel Darry pulled on his sweater and padlocked his locker and yelled to the attendant, "Seeya in a couple of days, Johnny, have a good one!!!" It was a crisp and clear September evening in New York, and Kel was thinking about how much better he was feeling since he started working out twice a week as he approached his car at the far end of the parking lot!!! He was just about open the door on his new SUV, when out of nowhere a vice like grip around held...
Adult HumorPart 1We were married in the Skywalker Lounge, on the top deck of the Golden Princess Cruise Ship. We hadn't sailed yet and were still moored to the dock in San Pedro. Twenty-five of our friends came on board to attend the ceremony. We all dressed in Hawaiian shirts or sarongs. The view of the harbor was spectacular; the lounge décor was like something from outer space. It was magical!After a beautiful ceremony, hors d'oeuvres and drinks, our friends departed, wishing us well. Angel and I...
Hi I am Suraj here, staying in Mumbai, my id is I am a very sexy guy. This is happen when i was 23 years old. I am having cousin aunty name sharu, but i never called her aunty, only by her name “sharu”. She is always smily, on at that time she was of 33 years with 2 kids. Her breast was huge big like big watermelon with full of juice and her hips also well round and big though she was slim. Her body size was bust – 96, waist – 61, hips – 99. Because of bachelor, i was hungry in search of fuck...
IncestShellyShelly and I had known each other in High School and would see each other here and again afterwards. We partied with the same people and once or twice fooled around, but never really had sex. Lots of making out and petting was the extent of our fun. Years went by and we shared info on social media, but I lived up near Houston and she was down in Corpus Christi so actually meeting up was not possible. I decided to make a trip home and posted to social media and was surprised how many old...
Hayley’s Saturday was unusually booked all day, thanks to Dan and Pete. In addition to the shoot with Siobhan being arranged, she had also agreed to spend most of the day shooting, from ten in the morning until six at night. Shehe was putting in a full eight hours, and Hayley was really looking forward to it as normal.She had seen the pictures of her new partner and Craig on Pete’s website, and like Dan, noticed how similar their bodies were. The week flew past, and before she knew it, she was...
ExhibitionismIn this story I'm going to tell you about a certain event that happened to me probably kind of hard to believe but definitely is true I decided one day after being 35 years old that I want to finally have sex with a white woman I always watched p*** all I see a walking around my city and it looks so good to me now I don't know what it is maybe it's the Curiosity maybe and maybe a small midlife crisis but this story is about me finally having sex with a white woman since I decided to have sex...
“Sweetheart, why don’t you come sit by me a while and we’ll watch a movie.” Martin suggested. “But daddy I have so much homework and chores to do.” Taylor replied. “Besides, what will we watch?” “How about something you like,” He said. “I don’t really care what it is as long as we watch it together.” Taylor then went to the movie cabinet and found one of her favorite movies put it into the player and then sat down by her dad. As they watched the movie, her dad put his arm around her...
I came home the other night to an evening of unexpected pleasure. As it involves the man in my life, I asked his permission to share it. To my delight, he not only permitting me to write this, he insisted!Of course, he read the comments to my last entry and the sweet emails sent by some readers. I was afraid he might be angry that some readers were flirting with me, but he only laughed and told me that of all people, he could understand the delight that people found in me!I threw my arms around...
Inside the Party Room, Zoe bent down on one knee, dropping her chin to the floorand took the china plate in her teeth Inside the Party Room, Zoe bent down on one knee, dropping her chin to the floor and took the china plate in her teeth. Oh, it was disgusting to look at. A piece of pizza, four lipstick stained cigarette butts and an anchovy. Zoe began slowly pulling her chin up, feeling the intense pain from her knees on the floor of the Kappa Gamma Sade Party Room. Zoe's...
Venta said, "You all have done an excellent job. You are almost ready for the final attack. Do you need any other equipment before we begin the real campaign?" I answered, "Yes, We need a little more firepower. We almost lost it when the mob of robots showed up and when we faced the pillbox. Can you supply us with a grenade launcher that functions like our regular guns? The best deal would be a combination of rifle and grenade launcher, but I would settle for the grenade launcher, if...