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Kai and Ari lived their perfect life. They were rich, young (depending on how you look at it), and out almost everyday to bring back gorgeous sexy women. They had no trouble picking them up, women had been falling at their feet since puberty. Ari was 6’3, muscle bound, with long white blonde hair and beautiful green eyes. Kai was 6′, slimly built. He had melted chocolate brown hair that fell in his eyes, eyes the exact same color set off by his golden brown skin. His simmering looks combined...
Inmate By: Joseph M. Sheeler 01/14/1999 "Being a criminal is the only life for me," thought the 21 year old, Alex Shartelle, as he ran out the back door of the house, " because women are rich and single these days!" Alex remembered his grandfather telling him about growing up in the technology boom of the 22nd century. There hadn't been very much material wealth within easy reach because everyone was putting their money in technology. This was great for a man like...
Ye khani 6 month pehle ki hai mai delhi se hu or ye khani bhi delhi ki hai vo aunty kya mast bata nahi sakta 32-34 kai the uski gand kya badi thi vo hamare ghar kai barabar mai rehti thi hamara aana jana tha vaha pe ab mai khani pe aata hu. Mera name love hai mai delhi ka rehne vala hu mera lund 7 inch bada or 3 inch mota hai Mere barabar mai ek lady rehti thi kiraype uska name hema tha name change use boob mast the or kamar mahasha aala.Ab mai time na kharab karke khani pe aata hu me une unti...
Yaar endru theiyaamal kuthiyil aripu eduthu ookaa azhaithu ulasamaaga iruntha kathaiyai indru naan ungalidam solla pogiren. Naan satrum ethir paarkaamal oru naal iravil nadanthu sendru kondu irunthen, enathu peyar Seetharaman vayathu 28 aagugirathu. Enaku innum thirumanam aaga villai, innum thaniyaatha thaan irukiren. Nala velai ilathathaal yarum ponu thara matingiraargal, oru naal nandraaga naan kudithu vittu irunthen. Aanal ippozhuthu konjam thelinthu naan veetirku selalam endru oru naal...
Vaazhakaiyil kaama padam paarkaathavargal yaarum iruka maatargal, athilum intha thali muraiyil irukum aangal pengal ena anaivarum kaama padam paarthu suya inbam kanbargal. Naanum athu pondru thaan enaku eppozhuthu ellam oru vitha mana kastam eer padugiratho appozhuthu ellam sexyaaga kaama padam paarpen. Neengalum thanimaiyil irukum pozhuthu manathu kastamaaga irunthaal kaama padam paarungal. Oru naal naanum miguntha mana kastathil iruntha pozhuthu oru sexyaana kaama padathai paarthu eppadi kai...
How many former figure skaters are now performing with the hottest porn stars on the planet? And how many of those figure skaters actually managed to bring home some fucking gold? I don’t know. But I know one of them: Jada Kai!Athletes gotta have a spectacular body to compete at the Olympic level. When you feast your eyes on Jada Kai, you will see that she never lost her Olympic body. She looks fucking hotter than over, and I urge you to follow her on Twitter.com/OfficialJadaKai.Because when...
Twitter Porn AccountsA couple of times when we were in the room alone and she greeted me with a kiss I took hold of her chin and kissed her on the mouth. She would give a nervous little giggle but I could tell it upset her some. After a few times of this, she began giving me a quick peck on the lips of her own free will, I think she looked upon it as a game. Once when she had come in from school I was standing in the kitchen alone and when we hugged and kissed I held her and forced my tongue in her mouth. She...
To Kai, the current love of my life! Kai is bar boy, lovely and very sweet, and this should be a story of a special kind of love. But English is not my mother language, so alowe me use the short citation of a brilliant blog from Bangkok boy! »But your bar boi /my Kai – my footnote/ is different. He really does love you. And not just for your money. No, really. Hold on for a sec while the rest of us finish rolling about on the floor in helpless fits of laughter. All k**ding aside, it is...
To Kai, the current love of my life!Kai is bar boy, lovely and very sweet, and this should be a story of a special kind of love. But English is not my mother language, so alowe me use the short citation of a brilliant blog from Bangkok boy! »But your bar boi /my Kai - my footnote/ is different. He really does love you. And not just for your money. No, really. Hold on for a sec while the rest of us finish rolling about on the floor in helpless fits of laughter. All k**ding aside, it is quite...
Pyare readers (choot waliyon aur lund walon) Main Dinu Sabse pahale main sabhi choot waliyon aur lund walon ko danyawad deta hun kyun ki meri Kahaniya, logo ko kaphi pasand ayee aur muze E-Mail ke jariye male/female ka kafi response mila, logo ne muze aur Satya Katha likhane ka hosala diya. Isliye phir se aap logo ke pass ek sachi Kahani pes kar raha hun, Aasha hain pichhali kahanion ki tarah yeh kahani bhi aap logo ko pasand aayegi. Jaise ki aap log jante hai ki mai ek sarkari daftar me Audit...
It is difficult and nerve wracking as a real estate developer to try to anticipate all the local zoning changes that could potentially impact a development project. After a long career of being honest in all my business dealings with others, I found myself in a bad situation. I had invested millions in property to build a new shopping center near Newburgh, New York, and learned that the city council was considering changing the zoning. The change they were proposing would cost me millions in...
AnalCASE OF THE MISSING INMATES It just another sunny warm day in the great state of NEWYORK. Olivia Stalling and her partner Officer Stacy Mack had just startedon their way upstate to pick up two inmates for and up coming trial hearing.They were to bring the two lady inmates back for the trial. The prisonwhere they were housed was a maximum security facility where only the hardestoffenders were kept such were Mary Cross and Cindy Banks both in for brutalsex crimes and each in for 25years. They...
Hi dosto main yash verma from baroda city, gujarat… yeh meri dusri story hai pahele story thi “maine apni dost ki bahen ko khush kiya” agar yaad ho to yeh ab mai apni dusri sachi story sunane jar aha hu……. Meri ek frind hai jiska naam kashish hai woh ab is shahar mein nahi raheti par jab thi maine usse bahut maza diya aur choda who bi bahut badi chudakad thi halaki mere siva kisika lund usse nahi chaiye tha sirf mere lund pe who fida thi……ham hamesh mahine mein ek din sex ke liye zarur nikalte...
The goverment started a secret plan that mandated all black inmated to new Alcataz styled lockup be called BLACK STEEL.Burlau of Prisons . Made throught out decision to allow cuckold that wives in need of a Real Man. to contact the prison in there state. With serveral naked pic of wife and pic of her worthless cucks in panties and humilating pic. The wardren and his guards would read and see what cell she would be in. We where so excited about this new program and waiting for a call, the...
Hey my name is James. I am from kerala..I am a bisexual guy who likes to get it going with both guys and gurls.. So any girls or guys interested in anything do contact me in I am 22years old.. I am from kerala.. I am 6ft tall and has an athletic body.. I am gonna tell you about how my school hostel warden seduced me into having a very pleasurable gay sex encounter with him.. Do send me your feedbacks in So this happened to me when I was doing my repeaters course in an institution in kerala.....
Gay Male**Author's note** This is my first foray into the world of superheroines/superheroes so please if you have any suggestions or criticisms feel free to leave them a comment. Also please feel free to add to the story if you like. Also, while I absolutely love Gal Gadot, for me, Lynda Carter will always be 'Wonder Woman' in my eyes! The courtroom was packed. TV news crews from all over the world had descended upon the city of New York to cover this historic event. The most famous and powerful...
BDSMThere Kaila was in her short tiny black leather dress. She was dancing while her friend Maria ditched her and sat at a table. All of a sudden someone pulled her from the back making it seem like he was humping her. " Hey there,Missy whats your name?" Kaila turned around to say something but then she looked right into his eyes. " I'm Kaila. One thing I have to tell you. " Kaila said. " What do you need to tell me?" He asked. " Do that to me again and you will get back slapped" she made it...
Erotic FictionKait kept in pretty close contact with me over semester break that year. Early in January she asked: "Has Jin gotten ahold of you at all?""Not since the holidays. Why?" I replied."Well, it seems she has some friends over at the state college in the city that would like to meet us..." She said. I could hear the smile on her voice."Well, I'm game if you are." I said. "Get the details and let me know where and when." "Oh, that's easy. First Friday back at their house. I'll text the address." Kait...
Author's Notes: "Men see beauty wherever they can get it. But that's the allure of the Red Light Princess. Like any good whore, she's whoever you want her to be." ― James W. Bodden "The more you love, the more you can love-and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just." ― Robert A. Heinlein Seto Kaiba is 27, Mokuba Kaiba is 22, and Joan Saunders is...
RomanceDie Hochzeit von Kaiser Friedrich II. und Isabella von BrienneDiese Geschichte ist nicht frei erfunden, sondern erzählt eine historisch gelegte Begebenheit! Die erwähnten Personen haben tatsächlich gelebt (siehe die Anmerkungen am Ende).Die Hochzeit und die Ereignisse in der Hochzeitsnacht haben wirklich stattgefunden. I. Die Verlobung Palermo, 1223Friedrich II. mit seinem Falken. Aus seinem Buch De arte venandi cum avibus („Über die Kunst mit Vögeln zu jagen“), Süditalien zwischen 1258 und...
Joel moved one hand behind his back, taking the string running up between his buttocks, and drew the G-string from under his scrotum out behind him, throwing it to the floor at the foot of the bed. Kaitlin would now be feeling his bare scrotum on her shaved pubic mound. Rather than bring his hand back to Kaitlin's breast, Joel lightly ran his fingers up and down her leg, while the other hand continued to play with her breast. He adjusted his position on Kaitlin, moving slightly forward. This...
If there was any lingering doubt that Kaitlin was finding this highly erotic, then one glance at her sopping cunt would settle the matter immediately. Even in the limited light it was clearly a gooey mess. This was no misplaced massage oil. There is no mistaking the consistency of fresh fanny juice. It had streamed out between her lips and had formed a small mound where her lips met the bed sheet. It looked as if she stood up she'd have a string of mucus reaching to the floor. Just how far was...
Joel had placed Kaitlin on the middle of the bed and positioned he so that her toes hung just over the end of the bed. This left plenty of room between Kaitlin's head and the head end of the bed. He then knelt beside her left side and pulled the towel down to expose her back as far as the upper third of her buttocks. Kaitlin had turned her head to the right, away from Joel so that she was looking directly towards camera 1. I was a little worried she may see the camera but as it was slightly...
Our sex life was great, Kaitln was always a bit conservative, but there wasn't much we hadn't done over the years. Kaitlin had never been with another man, and despite some minor role-playing games, had never expressed a clear desire to do so. We are both into sensual massage, and the only thing she had even hinted at was the possibility of having a nude massage by a well-proportioned male. When I had pushed the idea however, her conservatism came through. It seemed she was happier, or perhaps...
Dr Ellie Stevens had no idea what she was letting herself in for when she walked into the British Museum that evening. In fact, she was slightly surprised that Professor Alexander had even remembered to send her the invitation to this, his famous mummy unwrapping at all, then she recalled the brisk and efficient girl with the clipboard and thought that her job was probably exactly this, to follow the professor around and do the things he had promised. Nice job. Ellie couldn’t see Kaiser and...
Television reporters especially have a reputation for butting their nose too deep into other people’s private business. This is a happy Christmas story of how a pretty rookie TV reporter named Kaitlin gets to bump her nose, again and again and again, deep into the hairy bellies of hundreds of horny men. It all happened on a Saturday morning, thirteen days before Christmas, at a robbery. It was not quite 9 a.m., just before opening at a big local toy store, where they had been having a big fund...
Group SexLovely blonde Kaitlin had had so much fun getting to play with Blitzen the day before, she laughingly kept asking where all the other reindeer were. Surely, they too would want the same loving attention Kaitlin had given Blitzen and santa. We’ll never really know if she was joking or not. But we all observed how pleased she was kneeling under the huge animal, posing for pictures… and how delighted and proud she was every time we told her that her black pants looked even more deliciously tight...
Group SexNicole Arbour. Lesbian madam. 40 years old, 5’ 10” tall, leggy, athletic, strong. And stacked. Like a brick house. 50E-24-38. Shoulder-length thick blonde hair. Bright red lipstick, toenails, and fingernails. Golden tan from sunbathing in the nude. Neatly trimmed pussy. A real, live Amazon queen. Nicole had been supplying beautiful American blondes to Kayleigh McEnany’s escort service. A very lucrative partnership. Kayleigh had double-crossed Donald Jr and Eric. Embezzling from the Trump was...
Nicole Arbour. Lesbian madam. 40 years old, 5’ 10” tall, leggy, athletic, strong. And stacked. Like a brick house. 50E-24-38. Shoulder-length thick blonde hair. Bright red lipstick, toenails, and fingernails. Golden tan from sunbathing in the nude. Neatly trimmed pussy. A real, live Amazon queen. Nicole had been supplying beautiful American blondes to Kayleigh McEnany’s escort service. A very lucrative partnership. Kayleigh had double-crossed Donald Jr and Eric. Embezzling from the Trump was...
Jason stood in the shower, masturbating. I didn’t understandwhy he didn’t want sex anymore, but okay, we’d been married for eighteen years, we weren’t the first couple to turn out this way. But why wouldn’t he at least masturbate while we were in bed? Wouldn’t it be better to come on my pussy or my boobs or my face than on a porcelain tub? How could he not prefer a hand job from his wife? I watched from the bedroom. The exhaust fan still rattled a little. In the lightly fogged mirror, I saw...
Taboo(Saturday, Dec. 14, 2013)Mitch was expecting someone. He paced his living room floor nervously, anticipating the person’s arrival. As he took another step, he wobbled and nearly turned an ankle. “Stupid heels,” he muttered. He was still getting used to walking in high heels. He’d just put them on about fifteen minutes ago. He glanced down at the high heeled sandals, his exposed feet and his red, painted toenails. Is this for real? He asked himself. He heard the sound of a car door slam. His...
CrossdressingAll three of us were naked. Mike would be fine for a while.Nothing like a blowjob to calm a guy down. I wanted to talk to Kaitlin, and we’d do it in her room. Kaitlin and I gathered up our clothes. I took her hand. Naked and a little flustered, we walked up the stairs. As we passed a bathroom, I handed Kaitlin my clothes and stopped to wash Mike’s come off my face. I hadn’t realized I was grinning until I saw myself in the mirror. Her room was too pink. A twin bed stood against the far wall,...
TabooWhen Kaitlyn left for college she was fairly shy, very religious, and a virgin. It wasn’t for lack of interested men. She constantly had guys asking her out, and many trying to take her virginity from her. She was 5’8” with long blonde hair and 32b’s. She could be very hot if she wanted to, but she often covered it all up with pony tails and loose fitting clothing. Kaitlyn's life pretty much revolved around her church group activities. But, something changed while she was at college. I was...
My problem with Cleo was her goody-two-shoes attitude, her Pollyanna syndrome, that frightening urge to bandage broken wings and tilt at windmills. We all know what happened to the good Don when he took on a windmill. We were in the coffee house of the Pan Pacific Hotel having some drinks while Cleo snacked on a sirloin steak. It looked like it had been torn from a cow and covered with sauce and stuff before it was served. She stopped eating suddenly, looking positively ill. "Anything...
You would think that life would be one big party once Kaid had changed me. Hell, no! The pig made me study in my spare time, literature mostly - like the classics and Shakespeare and so on. It was hard going at first but he was a good teacher and he explained all the hard parts to me until, very soon, I could read those slow, dull books without help. Eventually I discovered they were neither slow nor dull. The writers had a lot to say and they took the trouble to put all their thoughts and...
Things settled down after a few days. The papers were full of eulogies about the late, departed Datuk Feisal. I bet his family didn't lament his passing. Cleopatra went off to do lawyer things and probably chase some political windmill. I opened the copy of Asean Autocar I had bought and browsed through it over a cup of latte in the Koffee Korner. One particular article caught my eye. I read it carefully and decided I needed the car they were frothing at the mouth about. "It's almost...
This was the day I made my last foray on the share market. By the end of the week I would deposit the cheque that signalled the completion of a program that had gradually amassed a substantial sum over two years, placed in various banks in the city and overseas. With a sigh of relief I shut down the PC while Mandy stood in the doorway watching me solemnly. "I not see you for so many days, Mr. Kaid. You look terrible, all worn out and haggard. Auntie's gone to the beach for the weekend...
Kaitlyn came home from work one day, said she met a guy and was interested. I said goodbye ( our relationship was basically over anyway ). We didn't fight, we just didn't love each other. We talked about things, it was like nothing had just happened. No yelling or screaming, no tears or anything of the sort. We lived together and either of us would need some time to move out. We agreed that no-one had to leave, it was very rational. That night we " made lust " it wasn't love but it wasn't just...
Hi..Alll…. I am Rahul from Delhi.. 25 years old boy…i will narrate you my story in college life when i fucked my college girl (not class mate). Her name is Preethi(name changed)….We both are in same college but in different class. She is very hot… cute smile …sexy body…any boy can lose after seeing her… when i saw him in college i always like to talk and friendship with her…i met first time in a college fest …. I started a small talk and our talk has been turned into friendship… but i have...
It was the days of my dream come true. I would briefly introduce myself I am Joenain (name changed) and I am 30 years of age with a well built with some extra padding on my body. I love exploring new means and tries experimenting every time when it comes to sex. I am married for a couple of years and no issues. I have a salli who is ultimate when comes to figure a bit wheatish in color and she is a beautician. It all happened one day when she had come down to our house in Chennai for a week’s...
With Mandy gone and a prospective affair stopped stone cold dead when Frieda was murdered, I went back to my old ways. I returned to my favourite haunt in Bangsar — the Koffee Korner. Next to nice, warm, fresh blood I love good coffee, preferably spiked with a small measure of good brandy. Also one gets to meet interesting people at the Koffee Korner — from the amusingly kinky to the downright kooky. That was where I met Cleopatra La Prince, champion of the downtrodden, especially the female...
When I finally came to, I found myself lying on the ground in a bed of leaves surrounded by frescoed walls. The roof was a marble dome. I didn't know how I got there. It had to be Odali who had left me there. Where could she be, I wondered. It was almost pitch dark in that small marble pavilion but I could see clearly. I saw more clearly than if it were a bright moonlit night. Even the shadows hid nothing from my sight. I shouldn't be able to see so well in the dark, I told myself. I...
The next night Rose brought her younger sister along and the three of us had a great time. Siew Har was new to the game so Rose charged me the premium rate. I was happy to pay it. It would seem strange that I would pay for their services when all I had to do was the command them to bend over, literally. The girls had to make a living and I wanted their services exclusively so I made sure that they did not moonlight on the sly. Put it down to an idiosyncrasy. "For that kind of money I get to...
We were in the bungalow a week after Cleo's fiasco at the concert, sitting in the breakfast terrace after a successful night hunt. We spent the rest of the dark hours screwing our heads off and got up after a few hours of 'shut eye.' I was going through the New Straits Times when she startled me with a shout of "Yesss!" She slapped the Australian magazine she was reading before turning to me. "Listen, Kaid. It says here that Australian aborigines can far speak using a bowl of water."...
This is a work of fiction... I twiddled my thumbs in anticipation of my next lesson. It was with Mr. Kain, all round love god. He was gorgeous with a capital 'G'. BERRINNG The bell rang and I leapt out of my seat and sprinted towards the door. My name is Daisy Young and I am 18 years old, just about to finish college and go off to university. I have long silvery blonde hair which is usually tied back in a loose bun. I have 34D breasts which suit my athletic frame. A voice interrupted my...
AnalFifteen minutes later, Cassy was getting tired of waiting. She wondered what was up. Puzzled. Then Daddy came in, followed by Mommy. Cassy suddenly remembered that yesterday was the day she was the Boss, not today. But, she thought to herself, I’m gonna get a hundred bucks every time they want to fuck me. Cassy didn’t really need the money, or even especially wanted the money since she was happy to get fucked by Mommy or Daddy whenever they wanted, it was so fun. But… she just...
Mandy I started going out with Jefri after I dumped Vince just before he left the house. I can't remember his name or his face, but I'm sure he rented the third floor. I don't see Vince any more. He avoids me like I have a bad disease or something. Sometimes I have flashes of something happening between me and ... Fuck, why can't I remember his face or his name. Anyway, I started going out with Jefri. Jefri was the cute guy I mentioned when ... when ... I can't remember what. I try to...
We left the foursome to sort themselves out. I guessed they would call some friends to come and get them. I didn't think that 'silencing' the foursome would stop Mokhtar from trying something else. He needed to be told to behave, or else. "We could make him forget the whole thing," Mandy said. "As for Jefri, I want him to remember everything but not be able to speak about it. The frustration would be mind boggling." Mandy had an evil grin. So that is what we did. We walked into...
Introduction: Three weddings in Vegas and some very submissive brides. What Mom Knows Fucks Her in White Summary: Three weddings in Vegas and some very submissive brides. Note 1: Thanks to MAB7991 and goamz86 for editing this chapter. Note 2: This is part six of a continuing incest series (although it is much more complex than simply an incest story). I highly recommend you read the first five parts as the layered subplots may be confusing without the background information…but here is a...
Summary: Nana is seduced and dommed by daughter and grandson. Note 1: Thanks to Robert, Wayne and goamz86. Note 2: This is part 7 of a continuing incest series (although it is much more complex than a simple incest story). I highly recommend you read the first six parts as the layered subplots may be confusing without the background information...but here is a very brief primer of the series so far: In WHAT MOM DOESN'T KNOW WILL FUCK HER 18-year-old Curtis goes to a Halloween party...
Even vampires have to stay somewhere and all that stuff about their having to sleep on earth from their graves makes fine reading but it is pure invention. I personally prefer a good spring mattress whenever I feel the need to rest, though I can go without sleep for days if needed. I went through the "to let" advertisements in the Malay Mail. I used the old-fashioned but infallible 'stick the pin into the target' method. I used a ballpoint pen instead of a pin. I closed my eyes and...
Rosewood, PA, had always been a boring town. Nothing exciting really happened. "Serious" crimes usually involved teenaged girls stealing from the mall, and even that was rare. Until the spring of 2012... That spring, the current seniors at Rosewood High were eagerly anticipating graduation. Within that graduating class were six of the most beautiful girls to ever walk the halls of RHS. Alison Dilaurentis, Ali to her friends, was the definition of beauty. A natural blonde, Ali had a stunning...
LesbianWHAT MOM KNOWS FUCKS HER ASS Summary: Mother offers 18-year-old son her last remaining hole. Note 1: This is part three of a continuing incest series. I highly recommend you read the first two parts (What Mom Doesn’t Know Will Fuck Her and What Mom Knows Fucks Her Again) as the layered subplots may be confusing without the background information. Note 2: Thanks to the many people who voted, commented and made suggestions for this series. Note 3: Thanks to Goamz86 for reading an early...
IncestWhat Mom Knows Fucks Her Again Summary: The day after: son fucks Mom again and then her friend in hot threesome.Note 1: This is a sequel to the story What Mom Doesn’t Know Will Fuck Her. Although this story can stand on its own, I highly recommend you read Part One before reading this one....Note 2: A great big hug of gratitude goes to Estragon for his editing.Note 3: Another ‘thank you’ goes to all who voted for part one and requested a sequel to a story I never intended to have a sequel. I...
IncestI had been married in a loveless bond for 12 years. My husband is a businessman and there is never any scarcity of luxury and material things at home. But our marriage lacked the most important elements- passion and love. My husband never could satisfy me and I had accepted my fate. Being an elite lady, affair was out of question. I was pretty much trapped in my home when Judith came in my life like a breeze of fresh air and passion. Judith is our new butler. Young, agile and handsome- he...
Maid/ServantThis is a work of fiction… I twiddled my thumbs in anticipation of my next lesson. It was with Mr. Kain, all round love god. He was gorgeous with a capital ‘G’. BERRINNG The bell rang and I leapt out of my seat and sprinted towards the door. My name is Daisy Young and I am 18 years old, just about to finish college and go off to university. I have long silvery blonde hair which is usually tied back in a loose bun. I have 34D breasts which suit my athletic frame. A voice interrupted my...
Once Salman and Katrina Kaif went on tour to US and in the night they went into a pub for playing snooker. As they entered to the game hall they saw three giant black guys were playing. As they entered in all three guys said wow! What a sexy bitch in their local language and their stick stand at 90 degree fully erected in their pants. Katrina was wearing a single strip sky blue single piece mini skirt showing her complete shoulders up to boobs and sexy thighs. They all discussed in their...
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons It is legendary among RPG gamers, as the old-school RPG system that reigned for nearly a decade, until eventually being unseated by the likes of Shadowrun and Vampire: the Masquerade as point buy systems because more favoured in the 90’s. It is also hilariously broken. Well, hilarious if you’re sitting down at a table with friends and not about to enter an alleged “Heaven” courtesy of a servant of Dog Nonhuman characters could almost never reach 20th level,...