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Toby Reichard Six foot seven; he stands above everyone around him. Two hundred fifteen pounds of pure muscle he could lift all of them people too. Blonde, short curly hair and blue eyes compliment his masculine figure. Arrogant and ignorant and always looking for trouble, he often finds himself living on the edge of life and death, but miraculously, always seems to walk out of his mischief unscathed. * Ramsey Armstrong He is five foot eight, perfect height for his king size bed and one...
Group SexHey Guys, It’s good to be back. Sorry about my hiatus from writing I’ve been busy with a lot of stuff, still am if I want to be honest but came up with a great idea and had to start a new story. So basically The Big Bang Theory is one of my favourite shows, and you’ve got to love all the hot chicks hanging around with those guys, gives the rest of us nerds hope. So was recently trolling the web and suddenly thought (as you do), is there any Big Bang Theory erotica out there? There was a...
This is Aditya, 26 from Bangalore. On 31st May 2012, I landed in the city of garden, Bangalore. Basically I’m from Delhi. I’m working in a MNC here since 2012. This story is about how I blew away my loneliness in this big city by taking some real babes to bed & showing them heavens. This story started when I moved into my flat in BTM layout. Its 99% true, only the names are fake. One BHK flat with no one to live with. Routine work for intial 2 months made me bored. Next to my flat was a couple...
Bobby Martingale had a hard job. See, frat life is fun, until you decide you want to try and build your resume and take a leadership role. Then all of a sudden you're not one of the guys getting up to wild antics anymore, rather, you're the one who has to protect the brotherhood's reputation and keep up relationships with university administration. Bobby was the president of Rho Sig, and there was a reason he was the only candidate. No one in their right mind wanted that job. Maybe...
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: Chapters 4 – 8thanks to those who chose to like and comment, it helps.Chapters 1, 2 & 3 can be found here if you have not yer read them[/i]: https://xhamster.com/stories/banging-around-bangkok-the-amorous-adventures-of-981990BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES MEOW MORRISONby: dookiewin/freshCHAPTER 4: DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSMy hand phone was ringing and it was one of those times when you just wished that technology hadn’t...
Hey guys, welcome to the second chapter of my Big Bang Theory erotica series. If you’re a new reader I strongly suggest that you read chapter 1 first, a lot of the story and build up to this chapter is in there. I’m glad you guys enjoyed the first chapter I got a lot of positive response and it became my highest ranking story so far. This chapter is very vital to my overall story line and I want to see if I can do a good job portraying Sheldon having sex. It is my belief that if Sheldon...
Nymphomaniac and slut were the names I was repeatedly called a few years ago. I earned these licentious names because of my unquenchable hunger for sexual pleasure and gratification. One of my lovers regularly organized orgies, to cater to my steamily insatiable demands for sex. For me, gang-bangs, orgies, and threesomes were, and still to this day are highly enjoyable. The pleasures and sexual satisfaction I received from them are truly sensational. Wil, my husband, was reminiscing on...
TrueNymphomaniac and slut were the names I was repeatedly called a few years ago. I earned these licentious names because of my unquenchable hunger for sexual pleasure and gratification. One of my lovers regularly organized orgies, to cater to my steamily insatiable demands for sex. For me, gang-bangs, orgies, and threesomes were, and still to this day are highly enjoyable. The pleasures and sexual satisfaction I received from them are truly sensational. Wil, my husband, was reminiscing on...
Trueafter living and working in BKK for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much time. here are the first 3 chapters of the 8 that i have written so far. please leave comments as i have never written a story before and i need feedback. i first started writing this back in 2009, so for those who may be familiar with BKK, take that into account. the names of the venues are...
The year had been long. I had gone through a bad break up at the start of the year and I’ve enjoyed being single since then. It was a little hard, since it seemed all my close friends were in long term relationships or married. They always wanted to do couple type things, which I get. I did the same thing when I was dating my ex. However, I’m single now and I don’t want to be settled down with just one guy. I want to spread my wings. New Year’s Eve has always been my favorite holiday, except...
The year had been long. I had gone through a bad break up at the start of the year and I’ve enjoyed being single since then. It was a little hard, since it seemed all my close friends were in long term relationships or married. They always wanted to do couple type things, which I get. I did the same thing when I was dating my ex. However, I’m single now and I don’t want to be settled down with just one guy. I want to spread my wings. New Year’s Eve has always been my favorite holiday, except...
Group SexIndru tamil kama kathaiyil ilamaiyaana magalum pinbu vithavai ammavaiyum eppadi usar seithu matter poten endru ungaluku solugiren. Suvarasiyam athigam irukum kama kathaikul selalam vaarungal, en peyar karthik. En veethiiyil oru pen ilamaiyaaga sexiyaaga irupaal, avalai thinamum sight adithu kondu irupen. Thinamum aval kalluri sendru varum pozhuthu iru velaiyilum sight adika arambithu viduven. Aval peyar nandhini vayathu 21 irukum, avaluku veetil aan thunai kidaiyaathu. Veetil oru amma iru...
My name is Ken and I'm a successful businessman living with my wife in New England. Every year on my mother's birthday, I make a pilgrimage home to join my father and brothers in giving her a very special birthday present. My wife and mother had never taken to each other, so, as always, my wife did not ask to go along. She did not know about my special relationship with my mother.As I left the heavy city traffic behind, my mind wandered and I began reminiscing about the first time I contributed...
Hey guys, I’m back for another chapter in my Big Bang Theory fan fiction series. If this is the first story your reading I suggest going back to the start, it will make a lot more sense for you. So far we’ve seen what the smart and slutty Leslie Winkle gets up to when she gets a hankering for nerd dick, now it’s time to bring in Penny. Penny is the incredibly hot blonde who is the only female character to be in every season. She is really, really hot (seriously I would do bad things to...
Hi ISS readers this is Michael (name changed) back with another hot encounter with yaami aunty. Thanks to all the people who loved my stories and I can see great response via mails. This is the continuation of my previous story and you can find the link above and any girl or aunt or widowed would like to have some discreet relation or want some suggestions can freely ping me and I am available with 7.5 inches drilling machine at and your details are real safe. Now let’s roll back to the story,...
If you have read any of my past stories, which are true, you would know that Russ was my best friend when I was entering the age of coming out as a bisexual crossdresser. He was the first guy to pop my ass-cherry and encourage me to dress up in some of his mom's things. He saw right through me and knew that I loved to crossdress. To this day, I yearn for someone with the same intuition to enable me to dress for them on a regular basis. The last times we spent together made me realize how my...
Nicole stood at the window, mesmerized by the figure in the pool. The swimmer knifed through the water at astonishing speed. His long muscular arms fanned out in a butterfly stroke as he finished his fiftieth lap. In one fluid motion, Lance cruised to the edge and hauled himself out of the pool, his trapezius rippling with power as he bounded up to his feet.She found herself walking downstairs and out into the backyard. The grass felt wet to her bare feet. That’s when Nicole realized she went...
MaturePenny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the "Girl Next Door" she was anything from that!After her break-up with Leonard she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; "You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!"When Priya, Raj's sister, came into the picture she thought she had lost any chance of ever getting Leonard...
Gang Bang 101 - A Guide To Doing Your First Gang Bangby AlfrikA great many women (and men, for that matter) have a fantasy of being the center in a gang bang - an event where several people are fucking one person simultaneously or in a train. And though many have this on their sexual bucket list,very few actually go through with it (for a variety of reasons).Those who do find themselves facing a daunting task. Gang bangs are rarely spontaneous events, save for the occasional bang that happens...
Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
IncestHi to all Indian sex stories readers and I am Michael (name changed) back with another hot encounter which was happened recently. Let me intro about me to new guys and girls, i am Michael with 7.5 inches cock and working in MNC from Bangalore and i am decent guy too so any girls, aunts, widowed, cuckold couples can ping me at and privacy is utmost guaranteed. Lets come back to the story, after reading my earlier stories a sex desperate aunt yaami (name changed for privacy) mailed me saying...
Mother Ethel always enjoyed the short walk to the train station. It was beautiful Autumnal morning and Mother Ethel took the opportunity to walk to the train station as she knew that she had a very busy day ahead. Those that saw Mother Ethel along the way bowed reverently,they knew that Mother Ethel was a Nun of the Monastery of Repentance and when a Nun or a Monk walked past it was polite to bow, for many knew what the Nun's and Monk's of the Monastery were capable of. As Mother Ethel strolled...
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Top Premium Porn SitesDot, Dorothea, and Dick Chapter One Dear sister: I found this letter among some others, scrolled up and tied with purple ribbon, in a chest belonging to our great grandfather. The name Charles has belonged to several in our family line, but I believe I know the one who received and saved this letter, and kept it preserved for so many years. I believe the letter speaks for itself, so I will now offer it up to you. Dearest Charles: I hope this missive finds you in such good...
(I thank Mrs S.A for sharing her unique experience and giving me the liberty to modify the story with incest angle and spice it with imaginary incidents) I heard the door bell chime, rushed from kitchen and opened the door. A beaming Mrs. Mala Tiwari walked in. She is the Manager in charge of our colony, she allocates accommodation to staff and looks after maintenance. She is also a very good friend of my mother in law, Bhakti. Mala grabbed my 3 year old son Rahul from me and kissed him. Rahul...
IncestOur Last Day of School. I can’t believe it. This is my last day of school, I thought, not sure how I felt now that the long awaited day was here. Stepping out into the beautiful sunny afternoon, heading toward the group of waiting yellow school buses I breathed a sigh of relief. I was glad school was finished. Throughout High School like a ship at sea, I had plotted my course, studying hard. However, the Scholarship that many felt I had rightfully won had somehow ended up going to one of...
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Premium Pornstar SitesMadhu’s story ( Thanks very much for good response to my earlier stories, “My wife from free sex village” series and “Bang bang..” series. Curiously, almost all the feed back from readers (including some ladies) had the querry as to why I was reluctant to write about incest. Incest seems to be the No 1 favoutite topic. So,I hope my effort in Incest story writing will also be appreciated. Second querry is about my reluctance to use four letter words. I find repetetive use of four letter words is...
IncestTen nanoseconds after the Big Bang by Charlotte Dickles Author's Note: All people, places and events in this story are entirely fictional, and are not based upon any actual person or event. In particular, WESA, the Women's Engineering and Science Association is fictitious and is not based upon with such notable organisations as WISE or WES. The story contains adult themes and you should not read them if it is illegal in your country. 'Did you see the way he looked down the...
My Golden Summer with Blythe – Part 2 Josh’s childhood dream girl visits him in San Francisco. The Return of Blythe Coming from a small farming community, San Francisco proved to be everything Josh had ever imagined – and then some. He loved the freewheeling atmosphere – the friendliness – in short, he fell in love with the city by the Bay. Because of early retirements, and dedication to his work, he had advanced much quicker than he had ever expected. Arriving at his chic little Apartment...
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
Gender bent – Ch 7 -The gang-bang roomHey all. Thanks for reading my stories and all. I want to say if you enjoy them. Leave comments and let me know if there is something you would want to see. Sorry about the errors in advance. Also if you haven’t already noticed the stories are kind of out of order (Sorry) I took it upon myself to make this Table of contents as I will be numbering these stories from now on. I expect to get to chapter 12-15 and going to wrap this one up hopefully by the end...
My name is Kammi and this is a story of a vacation my husband, Glenn and I, had taken this past summer. I am 30 years old 5'6" and 125 lbs. brown hair and brown eyes, 44D-24-34 with pierced nipples. It was a Tuesday afternoon and we were getting ready to go on a vacation in Knoxville, Tennessee. My husband Glenn and I had just finished packing the car after dropping off our k**s at their grandparents house and packed our bags in the car... my husband had me wear a tight denim mini-skirt and a...
Maybe I was giving up. I was five months into my year of teaching in Korea, and all I had managed with the ladies was a spontaneous blowjob in a kiss booth on Hooker Hill. Although it was the best blowjob of my life, the girl turned out to be a bit of a flake. Every time I called her, she encouraged me to visit her in the kiss booth again. But that was an expensive dead end, and if I kept going back for whatever she offered, I would have started to hate myself. If this was the most I could get...
InterracialMadhu’s story …………………. I took Lata’s hand and gave a reassuring squeeze. Through the slightly opened window,we could hear voices and sounds faintly from inside. First there was high pitch moaning and almost screaming from Sheela and Basavanna’s grunts as he was climaxing. Then there were peals of laughter from Padma and Nagarathna. “So, Sheela how is your uncle’s cock and banging?” No mistaking pride in Padma’s voice. She was feeling like an owner of a prize bull. ” Aunty, as fabulous as...
IncestHi friends, indru kathaiyil en udan kalluri paditha thozhiyai mendum oru murai usar seithu avalai ootha kathaiyai ungalidam pagirugiren. Vaarungal tamil kama kathaikul selalam, en peyar mani vayathu 26 aagugirathu. Thirumana vayathil irukum enaku mendum oru murai en pazhaya thozhi udan pesum vaaipu kidaithathu. Ippozhuthu kathaiyai sovatharku munathaaga naangal kalluri padikum pozhuthu pazhagiya natpai ungalidam solugiren. Appozhuthu enaku vayathu 20 thaan aagiyathu, naan kalluriyil civil dept...
Hi friends, indru kathaiyil en udan kalluri paditha thozhiyai mendum oru murai usar seithu avalai ootha kathaiyai ungalidam pagirugiren. Vaarungal tamil kama kathaikul selalam, en peyar mani vayathu 26 aagugirathu. Thirumana vayathil irukum enaku mendum oru murai en pazhaya thozhi udan pesum vaaipu kidaithathu. Ippozhuthu kathaiyai sovatharku munathaaga naangal kalluri padikum pozhuthu pazhagiya natpai ungalidam solugiren. Appozhuthu enaku vayathu 20 thaan aagiyathu, naan kalluriyil civil dept...
Sarah got home and plopped down on the bed, totally exhausted. The long week of stretching her ass along with denying herself for days followed by the incredibly intense sex with Mr. Michaels had just been too much for her poor young body. Sore muscles screamed in protest. Walking into the house, the spots where the cane had hit her feet felt tender. And Mr. Michaels had her brain in knots too. He could go from so tender and almost loving to so angry and controlling. She had to admit...
Olivia took Monday and Wednesday off to give her body a chance to rest and get ready for this Saturday’s gang bang event. She grinned wickedly. Adam, Ian, Jay, Ray, Daryl, and Steve were all slated to be part of her Hot Wife Hotel Live Audience Gang Bang. She was so glad that she had convinced Steve to be part of the action, rather than a spectator.“If all you do is watch, you’ll be stuck trying not to stroke your cock in front of Darko’s friends. You know all of the guys who are gonna fuck me....
Group SexUther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
I was startled when the phone rang. I picked up the receiver at the same time Suma picked up cordless in the hall. “Hello” Suma said. “Finally you are awake or did I disturb your sleep again?” Jaya’s teasing voice quickened my heartbeat. “No, I am awake and preparing breakfast. Is Vikas still listening to music?” Suma asked. Jaya laughed ” No, he left, his lady boss wanted some files urgently” Suma also laughed. ” What do you know, may be the boss has opened her thighs like a book and he may be...
U.S. Destroyer Tempra sailed West along the Northern African coast. Onboard, the crew was gathered ready for the briefing and eager to get to the new port.Chief Petty Officer Dashworth looked at his men as they crammed into the room, making sure they were all in attendance. He wanted to make sure nobody missed out on his warnings and instructions.Dashworth called for silence. "In about two hours we will be arriving into port. Now my boys," He paused. "We are all due for some R and R, so I...
HardcoreAs New Year’s Eve is approaching, I tell my wife Kendra, “Baby, I made fun plans to start the new year off with a bang.” She starts to get excited knowing I always give great surprises and tries to get me to tell her what the plans are, or at least give her a few hints. I smile knowing she has no idea what I have planned, but do tell her, “Well, I need you to at least help prepare for it. I will tell you this much, you need to pack a suitcase for a three day weekend, but you need to pack two,...
BDSMChapter 11: Althea, the School Girl The infernal screeching of the alarm clock awoke Cal from his reverie. He had been up for about a half-hour, but he had only been lying in bed next to the love of his life. Althea's arms were still clutched about him as he stealthily clicked the snooze button, assuming that it was six o' five in the morning, his usual waking time during the school week. He had been thinking long and hard about the previous two nights. Evan... what have you become? He...
edited by Master Ken Wednesday, September 4th, 2013 "Hi, I am Miss Blythe," I said to my class, writing my name on the whiteboard with a red dry-erase marker. "I will be your World History teacher." It was the first day of the new school year and, as I launched into the course syllabus, my thoughts kept drifting to that day in June at the end of the last term, when my Living God, the Holy Mark Glassner, walked into this very classroom and changed my very outlook on life. I didn't know...
Another Morgantown Gang-Bang Part 1I was given a troubleshooting gig in Morgantown, WVA for a month. When I found out about it the first thing I did was to try and arrange a little gang bang with some friends. This would be nice because, although I was there for at least a month, I’d only be working 3 or 4 days a week at the actual location. Every minute of the remaining time was all mine! By the time I was ready to leave on the little trip I had 5 guys lined-up and ready to fuck. I eased-in my...
Rahul’s sister’s touch made me weak in the knees. I knew I goofed up. My overconfidence that I was ready to face any situation was misplaced. I closed my eyes. I recovered immediately, bent and clutched my left calf muscle. “Rahul, where are you? I pulled my calf muscle, it is paining. Please help me to a chair” I spoke through clenched teeth as if I was in great pain.Rahul took my hand and guided to me a chair. I collapsed in the chair. Radha, Rahul’s sister, took my foot in her lap and...
IncestThe the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
It took a lot of agonizing before I made the decision. My American boyfriend meant everything to me but agreeing to do a gang bang to save him was still a massive step. He'd got into very bad trouble and owed two million Hong Kong dollars in gambling debts to some seriously nasty men. Little did I realize then that it was the first step on the road to the whorehouse. I'd baled him out before from my savings - leaving me virtually penniless - but these amounts were much higher. Impossible to...
Erotic FictionAs he approached one of the hall's long mirrors he stopped to inspect himself. It was a familiar sight, the flowing, billowy French maid outfit surrounding his body. His arms and legs were outlined in silky, white stockings and arm-gloves. He wore pearl earrings and the lacy white collar around his neck was adorned with a beautiful pendant. It was a gift from mother that he wore every day, without fail. Jon's painted red lips and neatly applied eyeliner and blush were evidence that he was...
7:45pm, July 1, 2003 Once again, the Energists thankfully restricted access to my memories of them, so I could focus all my attention on... Kaleigh's nude 6 month pregnant body as she walked out of her master bathroom towards me. "You kill me with those Marvin the Martian boxers. Each time you have them on; all I can picture is his little legs scurrying about with his little ray-gun," she chuckled as she eased on over beside me at the bed. "Oh by the way, Happy Canada Day! I saw that on...
PREFACE:There are no sex acts in the story but the patient does have an orgasm as a result of the Ther****t’s physical examination. Part 1 is the Sex Therapy appointment from the patient’s point of view and part 2 is the same examination seen through the eyes of the Ther****t. I don’t think it matters which one you read first.I hope you enjoy it and will let me know what you think in any...
Apart from pressing my boob on Rahul’s upper arm and his pressing my thigh, we could not engage in any erotic stuff, since the bus was crowded. Rahul assured me on the second leg of the journey bus would be sparsely crowded and we could sit in the back seats and that I could ride him. I smiled to myself at the idea of sitting in his lap with his dick buried inside my pussy and let the bumpy bus ride take care of the necessary up and down movements. (I was not wearing panty and my pajama...
IncestCavendish rubbed at his erection through his pants as he led Beatrice through to the hidden parlour beyond the covert door, eyeing the oaken stairs which led up to the comfortable room that he’d entertained her in last week. It had been she who’d recommended the venue, following his acquaintance of her through a fetishist club he’d been introduced to, and he was more than satisfied with the arrangement, his cock erecting all week in anticipation. She knelt below him, naked and on a silver...
Katherine stepped into her elegant living room and took a book from the shelf. She sat in a plush lounge chair, specifically selecting a chair in the back corner of the room next to an old dumbwaiter that was once used to ferry delicious meals from the downstairs kitchen to the dining room table. She planned to read the book for a short while, but she already knew her attention would soon be diverted. Tonight the dumbwaiter would once again be placed into service, except this time it would be...
Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...
Vintage Porn SitesI should have known better. I should have remembered that old saying, "If it looks too good to be true, it is." I was in love. She was damned near all I thought about with the exception of my studies and it didn't make sense to me. I prided myself on my intellect and my ability to think logically, but there wasn't anything logical about the way I felt about Althea. She was beautiful, smart and very popular and I was not. I wasn't a bed looking guy, but I was nothing exceptional. I was...
Plunging into his wife, Audrey, for the second time that night should have been easy for Norman. At 42 years of age, he was a slightly balding, but lean advertising executive. His chest and stomach were firm but not muscular. He knew his appearance was unexceptional. It was in performance that he excelled. Norman prided himself on his double bangs. With his wife’s legs spread before him, Norman poised over her savoring the moment. He knew everything about his wife. It was like surveying...