Funny porn has been a lateral staple of pornography since porn producers realized they could package their blooper reels and sell them instead of binning the whole thing. Bloopers are hilarious in porn and in general, so it’s no wonder they started the trend of funny porn. There was also the 90s teenage mind that decided that the funniest thing ever is a chick with a cock, and so dudes would send each other pictures and videos of babes that reveal their cocks, and then they would call each...
Sheryl looked up from her desk at Simon with contempt, she didn't like him he was arrogant and overbearing always thought he knew better than her she was constantly having to remind him who was in charge he was constantly going over her head to the next level of management, but she had him today he had made a mistake in his paper work 2 weeks ago and it had cost the company a lot of money so it was the end of the day and she was going to give him a humiliating dressing down and then go home in...
“Son, tell me about Beth. It looks like you two are becoming close.”
“Yes, sir. She wants me to golf and swim with her at the country club and stay there for supper. We’ll be in church Sunday. I really like her and enjoy her presence. There could be a problem at work because the company has a rule about employee relationships. That might cause difficulty though it can be waived by our boss. The biggest issue right now is that she isn’t a Christian though she’s drawn to God by what she...
Jane couldn't wait for college to end, so she could see her sexy boyfriend and show him off to her parents.
Lynn had slept a little better, resigning herself to the fact she had to act normal and conceal her sordid secret from her family.
For the sake of harmony, she would live with the guilt, the shame, the humiliation, until she could come up with a solution to the nightmare that had become her life.
As the evening approached Lynn prepared the chicken meal with trepidation, the sick...
In my next fantasy article I will describe my typical day living with my Daddy, my older boyfriend. In this one, let me tell you about the time, again a fantasy but one I want to cum true, when my Daddy fucked my girlfriend and then let me join in. Again this is fantasy, I do have an older lover, but he is not like this. I am a shaved-smooth, boyish bisexual male, that am now turning fem and now wear female clothes like dresses, panties, lingerie, and bras, etc., but only in private. I...
The Cassandra Curse Part 1
(Brad)
"Would you like to know what it feels like to be inside of me?" she says
and smiles. The woman before me is hotter than anything I ever saw
outside of a porn movie. She is maybe 5ft 10" but she wears these black
heels so probably about 5ft 7". She wears a classy but borderline trashy
black dress low cut, thin straps that show off her slender shoulders but
more importantly her tits. Her breasts are big but not cartoon big a
double d at a guess but on...
My parents divorced a few years ago.I decided to live with my mother and spend some weekends at my dad's.Both my parents never talked much about why they divorced. I vaguely remember some arguments, but they never had any blow out fights. To me it seemed that my dad one day decided to move out of our house. I was a teenager at the time and did not care much. The weekends I spent with my dad, John we usually had a good time. He was never having anyone else over when I was staying there, so I...
The bed in the room assigned to me was definitely too small for my 6’-4’’ frame. I used a spell to stretch it and the mattress an extra six inches so it would be more comfortable to sleep on, but it wouldn’t be weakened much, as I do weigh two hundred and forty pounds or so. It was a much better fit when I lay down on it. Also, it was fortunate that we had showered at Jill’s house before returning here, as I had no idea where the bathroom was.
Farmers get up early, and I was awakened at five...
It was around eight pm, and my double-shift was about to end. We had been working overtime since the gangs had gone to war. Seven murders, in the last week alone. This city of angels was under siege. My rookie partner of two weeks had asked me to join her for drinks at Chubby's tonight. Reluctantly, I’d agreed, but it went against my rules to date a fellow cop. In all honesty, even though I had earnestly tried, it was hard for me to refuse such a pretty face. As partners, Alexia and I were...
The President was addressing a special session of both houses of Congress. Normally, he addressed a joint session once a year to report on the State of the Union. It is very rare otherwise. If it does happen, it is normally reserved for most serious matters such as declarations of war and major national crises. This special address was scheduled for eight o’clock in the evening. The TV networks were carrying the speech live, although there had been no advance word regarding its subject...
FRIDAY JULY-29
Two sweat soaked bodies lay on the table in the rehab room. They both had grins on their faces a mile wide, one of them accompanied by a girlish giggle, and for a very good reason. My sister and Vikki's father had made it to the end of the parallel bars and after a ten minute break to sit in their chairs — a grudging concession from Charlotte — they had both made three steps back. It was a record in the number of steps and discounting their ten minute break they had knocked a...
Chapter One: The InvitationI work from home and am able to dress enfemme most days.Today I am wearing a pink flower-pattern, button front blouse, knee-length white a-line skirt, a pair of white walking sandals with a wavy, medium brown wig and clip-on earrings. Under that I am wearing a corset to flatten my gut, matching white lace panties and underwire 40-D bra to support adhesive-attached breast forms, which give me a comfortable bosom.I had just received a call from an investment group...
Chapter five: Getting to know each other better I don’t know how long I stayed in bed, unable to drift into sleep and rest a little. The fact that I couldn’t move into a more comfortable position wasn’t helping either. In the faint light I could see Daisy keeping a watch on me from where she was sat. “Daisy” I called. “Yes Mistress?” “Don’t call me Mistress, please, I am not one. At this moment I feel in so much pain that I don’t even feel human. Call me Sonja, at least when we are alone, if...
Series 3, Episode 13: Stephanie
We’re in a sex shop – nothing big or flashy, but it’s not too dark and seedy either. Two aisles running from front to back – one filled with magazines and DVDs, the other with dildos and vibrators. The rear wall covered with kinky costumes, and at the front a single member of staff. There are no customers in the store, perhaps scared off by our camera crew.
The member of staff is middle-aged going on old – wearing a little red dress that she’s really 20, or...
Well I was just 18 when I met them I was waiting for my bus to take me to meet my mate and they was waiting at the same stop one of them ask me the time and we got talking from there we got on the same bus and the girls told me they was Tracy and Kay Tracy had short blonde hair was one that did all the talking she was a nice looking girl and her breast was standing out from under her jumper she told me she was 18 Kay had black hair smaller breast and she also said she was 18 soon to be 19 we...
I worked for a TV network and traveled a lot. If the locations were close by, the company would rent us Lincoln Town cars to drive with three to a car. I usually brought the hair and make-up people. On this particular trip I had Jena, the hair stylist, and Pam the make-up person. We are all married with kids. Pam is a great person, with a great body, but a little prudish. Jena on the other hand, is the life of the party. I’m 6’2”, and she looks me eye to eye. She has a body that almost looks...
I just got my lunch from a deli not to far my office. It was casual Friday. I was wearing a nice big white button down long sleeve shirt. I had it tucked into a pair of blue jeans. I had on some white low cut tennis shoes. I was not wearing socks. I had on a pair of white boxer briefs under my jeans. I took a bite of my sandwich and had a sip of Coke. It was kinda of hot out being one of the first days of Spring. I wanted to eat outside and enjoy the sun.I was minding my own business. I love to...
As i told you in my first par im Mihai.After Carmen has suck my cock she has left for a week of city,Iwas scared thet she has moved away.I have ask mom if she knew something of she.Mom said that she left at her parents for a week to chill.In weekend i have saw the car of Carmen in her garage.In my mind i was think to go and say hello but i was scared because i have not knew what she will said.After one hour i have heard the phone ringing i have pick up and i have heard her sweet voice,she has...
She walked into the confessional. Her raincoat and head scarf dripping wet. "Bless me Father for I have sinned."
"How long has it been since your last confession my child?" asked the priest.
"Oh my God, so many years father. "She answered.
"Is there a reason for this? "He asked her.
"I've just been lapsed for many years although I attend Mass occasionally."
"Then proceed my child."
"I'm very troubled tonight Father about something I've done." she replied...
Cassie, Cara, and Katie were three bored eighteen year old girls on their Fall Break from school. They were so bored that they decided to explore the town's "haunted house". They had been fooling around in the dilapidated structure for an hour or so, when they found an antique roll top desk. It was locked, but they forced it open, figuring no one would mind since the house was deserted. The only things inside were a note and a jewelry box. Katie grabbed the note while Cara and Cassie argued...
When Parris arrived at the cabin, McTeague was sitting next to the fireplace, waiting for him. Greta was there, too. She was standing on her toes, her wrists tied behind her. A sock was stuffed in her mouth, and her steel collar had been replaced by a noose. The taut rope ran up and over a ceiling beam, and the other end was tied to a steel hook in the wall. Greta's eyes were filled with fear and dismay.
Parris wondered which of them his boss would kill first.
McTeague said, "Hello, Troy....
The taxi ride over had been a flurry of caresses and deep kissing, progressing into a fantastic full on make out session. He could still feel how her slender tongue had parted his lips and swirled around his own, as she pressed her warm body against him tightly. The cabbie blushed and sent them away as they threw the fare at him. She grinned and kissed him and mouthed the apartment number, then ran up the stairs and said in a sexy voice "catch me if you can"
They raced up the stairs and she let...
It had been a hard week for her. Proposals, deadlines, office politics and people, always people wanting things, that had been her week. The months leading up to this week had been as bad. Always people and their unreasonable demands. The late June sunshine baked the downtown and surrounding area for weeks now and the gentle breezes of May were gone. It was hot, and that didn’t help as she continued down the freeway to the peace and quiet of her home. Her daughter, Bonnie, would be away with...
Marcus leaned back. The drive to the mall was pleasant, mostly because Marcus enjoyed the pitter-patter of the rain on the windshield and roof. His eyes were drooping as they came to a red light, before the light turned green he was nearly asleep. Marcus has dark brown hair that was a bit longer on top but short on the sides. This hair was currently hanging over his face as he nodded off. His closed eyelids hid his deep green eyes (inherited from his mother), and an attractive face with a bit...
I sell cars.
I sell cars, and I’m damned good at it. But I’m not your average cigarette smoking, rum-and-coke drinking slob selling clapped out jalopies from a downtown lot. I am the Owner, General Manager, and THE Georgina Ashcroft of “Ashcroft Investments”, the largest Bentley and Lotus dealership on the east coast. We pride ourselves in offering superb service and always looking as good as the cars we sell. I have a fantastic sales staff of dedicated people who I adore and admire,...
This one is compliments of Dave:
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had...
Mmm my story starts with getting ready for work. my boyf[/user]riend loves me to wear a pencil skirt with a white shirt, its abit see through but to much showing. i wear my stockings and heels with no knickers. I kiss my boyfriend goodbye and go to work. all day i send him texts talking dirty telling him how much i would like him to come to work and everyone has gone he we tease each other, licking, kissing, feeling n touching everywhere. He start to pull my skirt up n then realise i have no...
I loved to tease my dad by walking around the house almost naked. I could see him eye my tits and ass. I wore short tight t-shirts and a skimpy thong. I would walk by him and rub against him. I loved to brush my tits against him. and I did this slow. I knew it was hard to resist me.
The other day when I left the shower, I walked to my room with my towel over my arm instead of around me and dad came up the hall and looked at my naked body. I walked by him and ran my exposed nipple over his arm....
The Accident
We were a happy family, me, my father and my mother. My parents had a healthy income and we lived in a nice little place. But it all changed one day in a sudden accident. Our wonderful paradise came crashing down upon us.
Both my mother and father are dentists who had their own private practice. They attended various conferences around the world and it was one such occasion when the accident occurred. On that...
My wife, Ata, entered the shop as the bell clanged, and the lights snapped back on.
Ata was born in Bordrum, Turkey. On the sea. The Turquoise Coast it’s called. She never knew her parents but there were rumors that her mom was a witch. Ata wore a locket that she wore with the name of Iamar engraved in it.
In university we had met and became as one, experiencing what life brought us.
I went from owning video shops, in the hay-day of the business, to now a small bookshop.
Now in the...
Our lips part and I begin to place small kisses on you neck. My hand leaves your shaft and comes to rest on your left nipple, which is quite erect and sensitive. My mouth replaces my hand on your breast, and I begin to flick my tongue over your nipples. This causes you to moan and stroke my shaft harder."Careful," I pant. "You don't want me to explode too soon."I continue my kissing down your chest, and when I reach your navel, I reposition myself on my knees on the floor. You spread your legs...
Carrie's nude body bounced up and down on my granite-hard cock, her knees tucked in tightly against my hips and the posh leather of the jet's rear most seat, which I had in a fully reclined position. Her eyes were mere slits and she had a look of utmost happiness on her face. The words that came from her mouth were full of love and passion, and certainly not what one expected to hear from a royal princess. She used the 'F' word a lot. This was my new wife of only six hours, and we'd just...
‘This is the third morning in a row,’ she said in a sleepy whisper. She was finally awake enough to respond to my finger probing the outer folds of her cunt.
‘I know, I know… woke hard again. You know how I hate to waste a good hardon… never know how many are left!’ In my younger days I’d wake with an erection nearly every day… ‘morning wood’ we used to call it. Or ‘piss hardon.’ Now well into in my 50s I still got them, but not as frequently and the wood certainly wasn’t as hard.
Truth was,...
We went back to Harry and Eddie now sitting at the bar, they both smiled as we approached. Harry said "We need to get on the road are you ready to go with us or will you be staying here for awhile? I said "I think I'm ready, this is one very wild place, I had the most wonderful time but I need to get on to my Sisters."
Walking back to the truck I felt a little weak and tired, I could feel a little tingle in me of some desire however my body was giving into the long hours of sex that I...
Days passed, but not the memory of that day. She was trying hard to sleep but failed. She turned from one side to another. Kept changing her positions. She was wearing pink coloured pants and shirt Minnie Mouse printed on it. She was lying alone on her bed. Grandma was sleeping in the adjacent room.
Hours past but sleep didn’t resided in her dreamland. This was her daily routine ever since that day. But today she was having a lot of problem in sleeping she overturned and her body pressure felt...
I pulled into the visitors lot of the Belle Vista Long Term Health
Care Facility, found a parking spot in the shade, and turned off the
ignition. I hesitated a moment before opening the door, but taking a
deep breath, I steadied myself, emerged from the car, and entered the
lobby.
"Good Morning, Mr. Foster!" called out Dorothy, the always
effervescent receptionist. "It's a beautiful day, isn't it? Here to
see your Mother?" Good morning to you, as well!"
I replied, "It is definitely...
Introduction:
Authors note: Hello dear reader, this is my first story in this website and english is not my first language, but i am up for the challenge. Hope you like my story, and comments are aways appreciated. I decided to write this story seeing how short-lived most of the stories happen to be in this website (no offence intended) , so i hope that my story can fully develop into one of these long, "beautiful" cared for, tales creating its own little world. The story is set on "moderated"...
I woke the next morning with the feeling of a hand rubbing my bottom
through the silk nightdress. As I opened my eyes I found myself staring
into Becky's beautiful deep, dark eyes and she gave me a long and
lingering kiss.
"Morning sweetie," she greeted me with. "Time for a wee bit more
practice, I think."
Struggling to get some focus, and deal with the slight hangover I had, I
stared at her looking for a bit more guidance on what it was she wanted
me to practice.
Becky stroked...
Fed-up and overworked and feeling under appreciated,as usual,X was heading home from work late for the third time that week.It seemed worse in the winter somehow - walking home in the dark - and X was ever grateful for the little local shopping centre that allowed him to cut a big corner and save himself 10 minutes or so.Walking along wondering what Boots could possibly do to make their windows interesting, a flickering caught his eye.X looked across at the electrical shop and on the massive...
You are bit like Cinderella, coming home and taking it all off and then going out to replant the bulbs in the garden. ...
Joanna Lumley
On The Ground — Covert Operations Base Weds, June, 27 12:30 AM (Local), Tues., June 26 20:30:00 (Zulu), Tues., June 26, 4:30 PM (Lake House)
The huge Pave Low helicopter sat down gently on the tarmac, and for the first time the huge GE turbines wound down to silence. As though the turbines had powered him as well, the last of Darryl's energy drained with...
Jerome Parsons had been snatched from the cement floor of the loading dock by an invisible hand. Then everything went black. He had still been conscious. He knew that because he was aware of the blackness, the absolute silence that surrounded him, and the fact that he was being led by someone. Jerome was frightened, but not in the same way he had been frightened by the men who had kidnapped him and his family. He was also worried about his family. He needed to find a way to rescue them.
“I...
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Introduction
This is an erotic fan fiction set in the world of Final Fantasy 7, the main character is Tifa Lockhart. This story (hopefully, bear with me it's my first attempt) will have a few branching plots and storylines and I will try to remain as best I can within the confines of the FF7 Universe, using characters only from this universe and not pulling from any other games in the franchise.
Authors Notes
This story is going to be as open ended as I can possibly make it, I'll try and give...
I need to tell you that my story is true and not embellished upon. I have read many stories about other's "First Time" and cannot believe some of the things they say about their experience. Gobbling down the cock in front of them and taking the whole thing in their mouth, swallowing every drop the first time. No...I believe there is more fantasy to most first time stories than truth. Read mine to know what I believe to be what really goes for most first time experiences. I hope you enjoy...
****I hope you enjoy this story ,but not sure how to catagorize it. Please forgive any errors due to lack of writing skill. I would love some feed back.****Victoria sat in her car parked in front of a motel room. She was early. Her hands were shaking and the fear of not knowing what awaited her on the other side of the door was driving her crazy. Her husband had told her that this dare will be the most risky one to date. Stepping out of her car all she brings with her is car keys, her...
"MY FRIEND BECOMES MY MISTRESS" Sonali is my friend over three years. I (Pooja) and Sonali are in third yearin Degree College. She is my best friend but now she is dominating me and keeps me as her Slave.I do all her class work and personal works like washing her cloths and makingfood. She has a large circle of friends. It's all started when we were in second year of college. One day she sawme doing sex with one of my boy friend Vishal. But she didn't tell me any thingat that time. One day she...
Chapter 15 – The Second Summer
The Spring semester finally ended. Amy’s GPA fell slightly due to the difficulty of the classes she had taken. However, she had completed several important requirements for her major and improved her understanding of working with the formulas needed for Burnside’s materials. This semester had been, by far, the hardest one she had experienced to date. Amy’s character had been tested and she survived. She had accomplished everything she set out to accomplish five...
Summer of 93’Nothing Compares To YouPart VI got in a good 30 mile ride and a 1500 yard swim in the gulf, the beach showers were shut off so I had to drive home with drying saltwater all over me.Once home, Maggi, Natalie and Donna were sitting naked together in the living room drinking wine and talking. If I wasn’t so stinky and itchy I would have just laid on the floor and let them fuck my brains out. But I was stinking and really itchy. Running through, I said, “Showers at beach broken, got to...
“So, you weren’t kidding about this being important, then! If anything, you understated its significance, didn’t you, babe? Wow ... my boyfriend ... MY boyfriend on equal terms with Jehovah and Satan ... you’ve met both? Have you met Jesus?” Jessica reacted with more than a little awe after I revived her and she finished cooking dinner.
“Yes, I met Jesus. And Gabriel, in fact. So far, I think that leaves Michael and maybe a few others to meet. And yes, I’ve met Satan. Yes, crazy ol’ me. No,...
Chapter 7
THE DRESSERS
It’s amazing how many men there are with a thing about clothing of one sort or another, either for themselves or for their partner and, sometimes both.
Of course, as I’ve said before, most men are more likely to be turned-on by something visual than the average woman is. For instance, there have been several attempts at launching magazines for women that include naked or semi-naked men, none have really been successful – compare that with the constant flood of ‘girlie’...
I am amazed at how things have worked out.
Growing up, I would have never imagined that I would be 24 and married to my 23-year-old sister. Add to that, that we are also expecting our first baby.
How did it all this happen?
Growing up there wasn’t much to talk about. My dad left us when we were 6 and 5. Mom did her best to raise us by herself. But, being a single mother with no child support meant she had to work 2 jobs. That left my sister and I alone a lot, especially as we got older.
My...
I would like to start by apologizing for the delay, but it’s been hard to find time to write stories. Thanks for all the appreciation I’ve received from you guys. I hope you like it.
You can contact me at [email protected], and give me your feedback, tell me about the events of incest in your life. I may not be online most of the time, but I’ll try to reply to every one of you
As Shahid parks his bike, heading towards the door, the car is not there. It looks like his father left for the...
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Susie looked over Peter’s shoulder, her legs still round his waist his cock still buried inside her. Her grip on him tightened as she saw Harry descending into the pool. Her eyes were fixed on his cock, it looked just like some of the ones she’d seen on the porn sites, it was bigger than Peter’s, not much longer but definitely thicker, the shaft curving upwards to a bulbous head that looked almost the size of her tiny fist. The thing that startled her more however was that Harry was completely...
This is Sam’s story though the words are mostly mine. He has lived with it for most of his married life. It’s an unusual tale. You might think it’s based on little or no hard evidence but remember that suspicion and jealousy are never objective. Far from it; they are deeply personal, needing only the flimsiest of evidence to work their evil tendrils into the minds of their victims and torment them horribly.And though by no means conclusive, the evidence here is by no means flimsy.For most of...
die Grundidee ist: Die Schöne und das Biest. ein hübsches Mädchen kommt an wiederliche, deutlich ältere Versager die sie und ihre Liebe benutzen: von diesem Kontrast soll die Geschichte leben...
Anna schlenderte durch die Stadt. Das Zwinkern der Männer registrierte sie schon nicht mehr - es war Alltag wenngleich auch ein unangehnemer, aber Anna hatte die Gabe dererlei Auszublenden oder schlicht zu akzeptieren. das sie hübsch war stand außer Frage und wer hübsch war der durfte sich auch nicht...
‘Todd,’ came a squeal loaded with excitement. My name could be heard all over the Orlando Airport terminal building. I turned to follow the voice and there she was: a beautiful young woman in her mid-twenties with shoulder-length blonde hair running straight at me. She nearly flung herself into my arms and, if I had not backed up a half step at the last second, she may have knocked me off my feet. Instead, my body seemed to absorb her momentum as she wrapped her arms around me and held me for...
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