Rhubarb Horseshit
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And if you think both my tales were fucked up by themselves, you ain’t seen nothing yet. “I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”- Winston Churchill So you’ve stumbled upon my autobiography huh oh well bugger on you fucking wanker. Feel the smooth coarse leather bound cover of my story excellent texture don’t you think? I thought so myself so you’ve happened upon my book but the question I ask is where did you...
The next few days flew by for Jake and others. On the second day, all the airships were flown out of the cave. The Karenna came out last. It was the smoothest sailing. The lift controller had never been zeroed. They had no way of calibrating it in the cave. They learned just how crucial lift controller calibration was. they nearly crashed into the roof of the cave. Then almost bounced off the floor. The Karenna was light compared to a ship of her size made of steel. She was still a heavy...
So I'm lying here in my darkly lit little room, flat on my back, legs spread and taking dick. It's really late and I'm pretty tired but the five guys doing me aren't and now I hear one of them calling his friends so I guess I can expect a few more guys and this will probably turn out to be an all nighter. My bed is wet under my ass because the cum loads keep, well, coming. Not that I'm complaining. I mean, I really like life a lot more when I have a dick pumping into me, and I'll take...
Hello Dosto me nishant Gujarat ke Rajkot ka rahenewala, age 25 body average he, mera size 6-6.5 inch ka he. Ab me story pe aata hu ye story kuch 5 saal purani he Mere bhai ki saali ko kese seduce kar ke choda us ke bare me he jis par meri najar bhai ki sagai se hi thi aur aakhir me un ki shadi ke bad muje moka mil hi gaya, kahani padh ke please muje review bhejna Ab me story pe aata hu mere bhai ki saali ki us waqt age 18-19 hogi us ka naam deepiksa he, bhai ki shadi ke bad wo apni bahen se...
Our good friends Paula and Charles had invited us to dinner outside.My sweet wife was delighted; she loved teasing Charles, since she knew that him had the hots on her. Worst of all, I also knew it…We enjoyed a delicious meal and some drinks after dinner, before going to a near bar for more drinks. We danced and swapped wives.After few pieces, Paula asked me to go back to our table. Since there, I could see my sensual wife dancing sexily with Charles; she was swaying her nice hips to the music...
After Hours by Alina Aamustorycodes: F+/f, bdsm, D/s, bond, gag, oral, spank, reluct/cons, XI checked that nobody was inside or coming in and locked the door of the diner. I felt a slight jolt of expectation and arousal in my stomach, just as I had every night for the past couple of weeks. This might be the night.I drew a deep breath and reminded myself that it was actually quite unlikely since we hadn't managed to play her into our bag, even though we had tried every night. The excitement...
During dinner dad asked how school was. Nervous that he may have found out,I said it was ok. I was having a little trouble it one class but nothing I can't handle. He said you just have to study harder and see if you can do extra work, I said I'm already looking into that. That's good he said and that was the end of the subject. After dinner and dodging a bullet I went to my room and dressed for bed. When I heard the shower running, I reached in my pants and stroked thinking about Billies was...
Hi, I am Deva. This is the first time I am writing in ISS. Have read and enjoyed a lot of stories on this site. I am here to tell you about my first experience at sex. Please read on…It was a hot summer day and I was at home as I worked in the night shift in a BPO. I had always dreamed of being able to enjoy sex to the fullest but dreams were dreams and they never came to reality. I was so desperate that I was ok even to fuck the ugliest of women to start with. That was the time when our house...
I took my charges to a safe place for the night, (a disused motorhome, which I knew where the key was hidden) and we ate our meal, drank our water, used the toilet- "Don't flush it, we will just rinse it down with a little water when everyone is done" I told them. and then it was time to change into the sweats and get ready for bed. I was embarassed, because living all together in Section 20 had removed any vestige of modesty. I tried not to stare at the brief flashes of pale skin or dark...
Hi Readers, this incident happened with one of our maid. Our place is kind of big village. There are lots of working class people and few govt employed people. This was when I was in 11th std. That was the time when my hormones used to dictate my thoughts. There was a house maid who used to come to our house to wash utensils and clothes from low caste(society call them so..) community. She was of my shoulder height, fair in color, lean and thin. Unlike any other girl in their community, she was...
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IncestHello, everyone. I am Raghu. I am back again. Thanks for all the replies and comments and support for my previous three sex stories.Special thanks to some of the ladies who trusted in me. I will continue to be the same in future. This has encouraged me to narrate my one more experience. .As I have told about my sister, in the previous two stories. I am not gonna bore u guys by telling u the encounters with my sister. This incident happened recently. In Bangalore, Ganesha festival is...
The next few days of going without a steady supply of sex probably wouldn't be as bad as I'd thought. The previous weekend's sexual marathon was simply an anomaly in my otherwise uneventful life, so returning to celibacy should be relatively easy. Of course I'd only been awake for ten minutes when I thought this, but it sounded reasonable enough. It turned out to be much worse when I got to school. I found myself hard once again, walking down the crowded hallways, thinking about seeing...
hi dear telugu readers ur madan here , eeroju meeku chala nallakinda jargina incident chebutha…. aaa roju kerala nundi chennai ki neenu maa avida train loo vasthunnamu. 1 st class cupeeloo oka pakka meemu, maa edurga muggurunnaru, vaalu oka lady iddaru africans, vallantha students laga unnaru. maa avida aa blacks ni choosthunteene bhayamgaa window vaipu koorchundi. night dinner ayyaka, neenu vaallatho chit chat chesthuntee kooda maa avida vaddani andhi, endhukantee, vaalla pravarthana typical...
For me, that moment came a couple of years ago with respect to my mother. My mom and dad got divorced when I was 10. My dad really wasn't in the picture much and my mom did her best at raising me. The internet is a wonderful tool. It allows people to connect and act in ways that they normally wouldn't. It also allows us to be someone we aren't if the mood strikes us. The internet is the means that changed the way I would look at my mom forever. Shortly after school let out for the...
Cherry red and glossy lips (later she told me that the lipstick was a gift from an NRI aunty) and open loose hair, she did not wear any bangles but I did notice the silver anklet glinting in the sun light. She did not wear her mangalsutra as it doesn’t go well with the dress she said. We were in my bike , so she was scared as her hubby was in town and chances were that he could spot her with me on the bike. Well for her safety I took the longest route and not through the city as I didn’t...
Bavaria - 1954 "In the fields and on the heath," Werner sang in his deep, sweet voice, "I lose strength through joy." "Shhh..." I giggled, snuggling closer with his erection firmly planted within my sex. "Someone will hear you." "Who? They're all working," he said, shifting slightly and pulling me so that I lay more fully on his bare chest. "I love you." "Mmmm..." I rocked my hips. "That's what you told Brigitte yesterday." "She talks too much," he sighed, holding my...
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My name is Aryan and I was posted in Chickmanglur, an area with a lot of hills and coffee plantations. I was sent there for handling the production work. I was given a guesthouse to stay and a house-help, a man named Hari, who helped me with basic things I needed. His wife used to prepare food and do cleaning stuff for me. His wife, Rekha, was a very beautiful and desirable woman. I am going to share my story of how I came closer to her and had sex with the wife of caretaker of my guest house....
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Allan groaned as his radio sprang to life. "Gooooood morning Seattle. This is XYZ radio and it is just past seven," the male radio host practically screamed in enthusiasm. "In this cold weather hot news are flashing through," the female co-host pitched in. "That is right. Naomi! The name of the new named flu. It is an African- American strain with a gorgeous face and a well developed body. If you get my meaning." "I think we all get it," the co-host said dripping with fake...
It must be admitted that Brazilians are not known for their punctuality, so it was surprisingly close to the advertised time when the signal sounded for the riders to go to the starting position. Famously laid back in many ways, Brazilians are razor sharp where betting takes place, so the rules of ‘The Triple’ are keenly enforced. Once all the competitors are gathered at the starting point, the signal is given and the riders free to start in their own time, as the race is against the clock...
It was a warm summer night and we just had a wonderful nighton the town. Nice dinner, a few games of pool, and a lot ofdancing close all night. Teasing each other with soft kissesas we dance close and enjoy eachothers touch. Walking backto our car at the top level of the parking garage you put yourarm around me and keep me close. Once we get to the car, youunlock my door first. Before you open it, you push me up againstthe car and plant a long wet soft kiss on my lips. Then as youpull away to...
–As I had mentioned at beginning of Part 1, the names of the main characters in this story have been kept anonymous due to ethical concerns. Sorry if this make parts of the story a bit hard to read. — Again in silence, we drove back to the hotel. We entered the lobby to find Gina milling around almost as though she had been waiting for us. The other girls were all sitting on one of the nearby sofas “WELL!!” she barked expectantly as we approached. I felt that a fight was about to break out as...
A favorite new tv show for me is 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughters. Kelly Kuoco, the blonde 16yr old girl on the show is incredible who plays Bridget. One of the early shows was one in which she obviously had on a little tiny string thong panty on under her pants. The sides, just strings were clearly visable as they rode her hips as she wore her low-rider jeans. I can only imagine every inch of her under those clothes and what that little thong panty was covering. I am sure that...
Sleeping Beauties By Michele Nylons Chapter Six - You didn't accidentally fuck her did you? After his fight with Penelope, Bradley Wilson had gone back to his hotel and had a fitful night's sleep. As directed, he put on his best Brooks Brothers navy-blue suit and crisp white shirt. He wore a blue silk tie and highly polished black shoes. He left the hotel at seven o'clock to make the eight o'clock interview. Even though he was dog-tired he looked good, his toned body filled...
DO NOT READ THIS STORY unless you are going to be turned on by the most foul, vile, disgustingly crude and filthy treatment of a female. YOU ARE WARNED that this story is so twisted, and repulsively filthy, that it could well make you be sick. I WARN YOU AGAIN that this sort of thing is to the taste of a very few only. DO NOT READ THIS STORY and give it a negative vote because you are so disgusted and sickened by it, you were warned not to continue. I must tell you, in defence of myself...
Mason’s point of view:My dad got married before my mom and had a daughter, Shana. Shana is my half sister; she’s beautiful and has an amazing body. All of my friends tell me she’s the hottest red head girl when they see her in pictures and stuff. Anyways they’re right. She’s gorgeous, and when I was ten years old I saw her bend over making her shirt slide up and I saw a tattoo just peeking above her jeans then my eyes noticed her thong. After that moment I’ve always lusted over her even though...
As I walked into first period Spanish class on the first day of school I surveyed the room and checked out who was in my class. When our teacher, Mrs. Laura O'Donald walked in the room she looked like a nice teacher in her low 30's. A few weeks of school passed and I learned that Mrs. O'Donald was 32 years old, married, and had a one and a half year old son. She didn't look like she had just given birth though. She had shoulder lenght diry blonde hair, although she usually wore it up, was about...
Erotic"The captain has turned off the seat belt lights, feel free to move about the cabin." The voice continued to drone on, but Patricia turned to David and touched his arm. "That's it, they said it! Now will you tell me? Master?"David turned toward her and smiled. "You really were waiting that whole time, weren't you?"She leaned forward and kissed his cheek. "Well, of course. And you promised that once we were in the air and they made the announcement, you'd tell me what this trip was all about....
Lady Astley had organised a summer outing for the staff. It was her annual custom, and the only time most of the servants saw the world beyond the nearby village. Tom, not being strictly a member of the staff, was not usually invited, but this year, she made an exception. In truth, no argument would have prevailed with her to leave him behind. Her motives were complicated, revolving around, on the one hand, annoyance that her husband's lack of attention to her needs had caused her to seek...
HI, mein Name ist John Doe und ich bin 19 Jahre alt. Ich wohne mit meinem Vater, meiner Stiefmutter (Monika.....einen Kopf kleiner als ich, Blondes schulterlanges Haar, und immer so Gekleidet / Total Nuttich / , das jeder weiß warum sie meinen Vater geheiratet hat, nämlich wegen seines Geldes.) und meiner kleinen Schwester (Michaela....rotbraunes Haar ständig zu "kleinen Mädchen Zöpfen" gebunden, kleine grade aufblühende Brüste...und ich denke sie hat keine Ahnung von der wirklichen...
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Kendra Spade sits down at her desk and checks her schedule. With an hour to kill, Kendra figures she could have some fun by playing with herself. She takes off her robe to unveil her lacey pink bra. She starts playing with her tits, massaging them slowly. She pinches her nipples and moans in delight as she starts playing with her pussy. When Jay Smooth walks into Kendra’s establishment, he never thought to find a beautiful woman, half-naked, masturbating in the reception area. He clears...
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It was a small ad in the local newspaper that generated much excitement. Women wanted for adult films. Talent is more important than looks. Auditions begin at 8am, Monday. Double Dare Films 101 Tremont Street, 7th floor. Boston, MA. 02115 Unfortunately, there was a typographical error in the advertisement. Instead of the ad reading that talent is more important than looks, the ad was supposed to have read that looks is more important than talent. When Dan Carter, the Executive Producer...
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Revenge of a Goddess, Part X By Limbo's Mistress Chapter Nineteen It was the barking of the Douglas' dog that woke me up. I pulled the covers from over my head and winced, squinting at the strip of harsh sunlight that drifted in though the gap where the blinds were broken. Pushing my blonde hair out of my face, I sat up, rubbing at my eyes. For some reason, I felt a lot more tired than usual. I flopped back down on the bed, throwing my arm over my face and thinking about doing...
Hi I'm Amy and I'm going to describe to you my first, hot lesbian experience! It was my best friend Carla's 16th birthday. She had invited me to sleep over her house. Her parents were out of town for the night so we could crank up the volume and go a little crazy! Same as we did for my 16th two months ago! I arrived at the door ready for a great night in. Carla answered the door and she looked incredible! Her long brown hair was shining in the light of the hallway and her big blue eyes shined...
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Hai dosto mera naam Rahul hai mai m.p k chote se village me rhta hu yeh mere phalli kahni hai or mai iss ka pura reder hu yhe khani meri or mere dost ki badi bahan ki hai jiska naam shikha hai uski umar 24 year ki hai dikne mai kafi sunder hai fighter to accha hai but kitna hai muje malum nahi ab me aap ko jada bore na karte hu aee aage ki baat bata hu. Mai or ruchir kafi acche dost hai or dono ka ghar bhi paas paas hai is leye mera uske ghar ana jana rheta hai Shikha jitni sunder hai utni hi...
The sexy Blanche Bradburry is here with us and she shows off her amazing body. This girl is the full package. Big tits, huge ass, and pretty face. She came to Bang Bros because a little birdy told her that we have the biggest cocks in porn. We had to make sure we lived up to that high expectation. Our man Freddy Gong came as always to show her what a real monster cock is. She gives him an amazing blowjob and then tells him that she wants that dick in her ass. Freddy can’t complain. Who...
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Needless to say, once I had found my BBC bud and we spent a lot of time playing together, I thought it might be time that we have a threesome with my recently acquired girlfriend. I met her online at a website for guys and gals looking for sex. The first time she came to my place we immediately fell in lust with each other. She was a few years younger than me and somewhat thick... as I think they like to be called. All I know is that she turned out to be the most sexually responsive woman I'd...
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Reddit NSFW ListThis story is non-erotic. There is no sex in it, not even a mention. It’s a story about a man who got a kick in the teeth from life. How he reacted to that, and a path that he found back. The big C is a real bitch, and some of us have had to find a way to put things back together. Or to deal with the loss of our loved ones. In a way this is a story for all the people who’ve had Cancer and found their own way back to life. There’s very little dialogue in this story, it’s all in the mind of one...
Trim brunette Francys Belle’s purple bikini lingerie shows off her cute butt. She’s a wild girl with a sense of humor — Francys bellows loud, filthy talk throughout the scene, and she likes giving orders! When she snaps her finger, Darrell Deeps, Kristof Cale and Vince Karter appear, boners ready. She strokes and sucks three dicks. The guys fuck her mouth and asshole, aggressively choking, spanking and manhandling Francys amid her excited wailing. Her butthole gapes. She...
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A boy and his mother are humiliated by a group of Explorer Scouts and their depraved scout leader. Scouting for Tommie By Tammie Latte People always make fun of me because I look like a girl. I'm petite for a boy and I have rather delicate body and facial features: delicate arms and neck, a tiny waist, a cute symmetrical nose, long eyelashes and very full lips. Some people even say I'm quite pretty and that I would look really cute if I had my hair done up in a more feminine...