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XCafe free porn video
Websites such as XCafe.com might seem to be very average at first glance and to be honest. There isn't much that separates XCafe.com from the rest, as the design of the page is very simple, the content is pretty normal, there are no unusual categories...and so on. However, I wouldn't say this is a bad thing because in my book simplicity is valued when it comes to pornography. To put it short: The Porn Dude wants his porn, and he wants it quick. It's as simple as that.
Now, this doesn't only apply to a porn veteran such as me, obviously. Rather, it's very important to the "mortals" as well, people who aren't all about reviewing porn websites and looking at them analytically, people who are rather only here to masturbate to porn and to get a quick nut, and that's about it. It's very simple for them, it's much more complex for me, but in the end, the outcome is the same for both of us. Strange, isn't it? Anyway, let's talk a bit about the content of XCafe, okay?
Okay. First off, let me mention a very important thing: The content of the page is completely free, no bullshit. So basically, all you gotta do to enjoy the content of XCafe.com is open the page up and load the videos, and let me tell you, loading these videos won't be problematic. I mean, not only will you easily load them because the player of xCafe is a player that loads movies quickly, but you will also run into little to no advertisements as you browse this website, as they are pretty much non-existent. Not only will you not find them as you scroll the page (which is a great thing...I mean, do you see any ads on The Porn Dude's website?
Of course not!), but you will rarely get any popping up whenever you click on a video or a certain category, which is something that greatly improves the browsing experience, in my opinion. But hey, that's just my 2 cents, if you don't mind ads, then it's fine. But you know, I can't really stand them, and I believe most people can either, so I believe it's best that I point this trait out so that people get a better idea of how good XCafe.com is!
Now that we've had a bit of chit-chat about XCafe's content let's talk about the structure of the page and the looks before we go in depth about all the little things. So, my first impression about the website was actually quite good, seeing that the page doesn't look too special was indeed a great thing to me. I don't like these "tryhard" pages. You know what I'm saying? I don't like it when these people fill their pages up with tons of "ornaments" to make up for their bad content and shit like that.
Whenever you see a porno page with a mediocre design, you know they're going to make up for it with some nice content. Well, okay, this doesn't always happen, but in this case, this is indeed the truth. This is more of an "ugly people are always smart because they gotta have something going for them" scenario, but you know that isn't always true, right? You can be both dumb and stupid. Now isn't that nice? Luckily, XCafe isn't both ugly and stupid, which is nice.
Not only do you get a bunch of nice thumbnails on the website as soon as you open the website up, but you also get a little search bar right next to the home button, which is nice, but only if you're an experienced user of XCafe, since you probably won't know what it is that you're going to be looking for on the page.
There are all kinds of porn on this page, sure, but they focus on hetero pornography primarily, and there are some lesbians here and there that managed to slip through the cracks, but that's about it, I think. There's little to no interracial stuff in here, I mean, that kind of content is overwhelmed by "white on white" straight pornography, which is to be expected. I mean, I'm not mad about it, but some of you probably came around here hoping to see something like, bisexual porn or something like that, but to be fair, there's really not much for bi folks in here unless you're a girl, so you better take your wank elsewhere if that's the case.
Either way, it's a decent little page, seeing as all of the content is completely free. Furthermore, you don't even have to sign up for the website in order to watch their amazing content, which is something I greatly appreciate. I've run into many websites that require you to sign up (and the process isn't even that simple as you have to come up with a lot of shit, like a username, a password, and you even have to talk about your sexual preferences and your location, and does anyone really want to do that when signing up to a website he's only going to masturbate like two or three times?) and require you to suffer through many advertisements before you get to watch a video, but luckily, this is not the case with XCafe, as the website allows you to watch all the porn you want to watch, no bullshit included.
One little thing bothers me, however, and this is the fact that the thumbnails on this website aren't all the same size, which is something I'm actually not used to, given that most porno pages will make sure all of these are the same size, but no, on XCafe, some of them are large, some of them are small, and that's pretty fucking weird for someone with the same experiences as me, but oh well. I'll deal with it. I'd also like to mention that you are also given a nice list full of categories, a list of all the models that pop up on the website, and a section for porn gifs as well, which is nice.
The sections of XCafe.com
I've already vaguely mentioned that XCafe has a homepage filled with thumbnails that aren't all....uh....equally represented, I guess? Some take up half the screen. Some are very small, and so on. Then, there's the "porn videos" section that has been divided into four smaller sections. First off, there's the section where all the "recommended HD" porn is stored, and then there's yet another one, called the "newest porn" section.
There are two others, and one of them is called "popular videos," and you should give this one a shot only if you think you have a very vanilla taste that many people share, but if you're a kinky motherfucker, then it's best to stay away from this section. Then, there's a section called "top rated" videos where you get to see what the people of XCafe.com think about the porn that's being posted here. Catch the best movies in here. You surely won't regret watching them!
Then, the "categories" tab is there, too. It's a neat little tab filled with tons and tons of categories, as it is expected. All kinds of porn can be seen here, starting with the regular categories where you get to see mommies giving it up for their step-sons, videos of gorgeous young girls getting it on with men their age, porn where two mature folks have sex, and then, there's tons of "old and young" porn in here as well. Oh yeah, there's also a whole lot of Japanese pornography as well. It's usually not interracial porn, though, so if you want to see some Japanese people in porn, you're probably going to see them fucking other Japanese people, and that's about it. There are also some rather vague categories such as "punishment" laying around on the website, but that's perfectly fine.
Then, you also get to see categories such as "big pussy" that don't really make that much sense, seeing as pussies can't exactly be big, can they? Pussies can only have big pussy lips and shit like that, but a literal "big" pussy makes no sense. There are also all kinds of categories where racial fetishes are involved, such as the "Thai" or the "British" category, but there are also Russian people fucking here as well. All in all, there's a little bit of something for everyone on the page, which is quite nice.
So, am I happy with XCafe?
Yes, in fact, the porn dude is delighted with the content of XCafe, seeing as this cafe, has all the things I like. While I am not a huge fan of coffee, I am a huge fan of free porn that has been sorted out into a bunch of categories, and I am indeed a fan of porno websites with little to no ads. All in all, it's a great page.
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