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GifHQ free porn video
Gif HQ is a poorly named site of epic proportions that’s here to streamline fapping like no other site has ever done before. But before I dig into how you’re supposed to fap on GifHQ, I have to first talk about Reddit. Why? Well, it’s supposed to be a bit of a mystery here, but GifHQ is nothing more than a website that aggregates porn from all the best sex-related subreddits and puts them in one giant list for you to enjoy. Now, I know what you’re thinking: There’s no need for that. Reddit is excellent for faps as it is. I see what you mean, but I beg to differ. Remember last year when Reddit image gallery preview sites started cropping up left and right? Yeah, they were taking the world by storm. These sites would show you tons of images of naked babes from all over Reddit all in one place. You could also use them for browsing singular subreddits if that was your thing.
So then, is GifHQ obsolete? Did someone already beat them to the punch? Not quite. Pump the brakes a bit because I’ve got some fantastic news for you. This website is exactly the same as those from last year, with a caveat – this website also aggregates videos. But wait, there’s more: the videos auto-play, and they auto-load. There are no pages on this site. There are also no categories. Well, there are no categories that the owner of the site curated. You can technically sort through the content, but we’ll get to that in a bit. Right now, let’s take a moment, light a candle and say a prayer for our benevolent gods, GifHQ.
Auto Scroll Plus Lube
I’ve said this before about sites that have porn, and an infinite downwards scroll optionality – you should click the middle mouse button, then drag it down just a bit so that the page starts scrolling slowly and smoothly on its own. That way, you get to experience new smut, moving, ever-changing, updating, and turning you on over and over again with increasing intensity. You can set the scroll speed depending on how far down you move the mouse after the click. I use the same trick to speed read nudie mags that come in PDF format. You get the gist of it. You’re supposed to fap on this site by scrolling down and watching the best content from around the globe all in one place, without being redirected once. You don’t have to press a single button - the porn is literally fucking infinite. That’s absolutely astounding.
There are literally tens of thousands of sex-related subreddits out there, and it would appear that whoever made this site actually took the best subreddits straight from my list, or they just happen to have the same good taste that I have. From what I can tell, none of the extra weird subreddits are featured here, even though they technically have a chance of popping up. First of all, this website is clearly aimed at men and also lesbians. There are tons of chicks, is what I’m trying to say. There are dudes on here too, but only when they’re fucking chicks. There is no gay shit on this site. That’s, well, good, I guess. It would be neat if the website had a gay switch, though.
Videos and Images
Speaking of switches, they have a top navigation bar that you can use to start the action. You can choose the time frame for the “best of” results, that is, how far back you want to peek at the porn. Honestly, it barely even matters. I’d roll with the 24 hours though if you keep coming back to the site. That way, you’ll never see the same video twice.
The videos are the mainstay of the website, but there is the option to swap over to an image view, and there’s nothing particularly wrong with that. You can fap to images if you’re not a fan of videos. However, I noticed that 99% of the images feature pornstars for some fucking reason. They’re perfectly serviceable photos, don’t get me wrong. I’d love nothing more than to masturbate to photos of Mila Azul or Adriana Chechik. I just don’t understand why they mixed in professional porn with amateur porn.
99% of Reddit is Quality Smut
The whole point of Reddit pornography is that 99% of it is actually “gone wild” shit. These are real people posting themselves for the internet to see. Then again, with the advent of OnlyFans and similar sites, even free amateur porn is a shill for what is basically professional pornography. They’re just cutting out one degree of middle-manning. So, Adriana Chechik is no different than some random whore on Instagram. Everyone’s a professional pornstar now, baby. That’s the way the cookie crumbles - they got to pay the bills somehow.
Back to GifHQ. I keep getting distracted by all these Reddit technicalities. What do you expect? The site was initially intended as a forum for people to exchange ideas with one another. Who could have possibly foreseen that it would become one of the greatest smut dens of all time? Not me, that’s for sure. But a smut den it has become, and sites like GifHQ are here to make it easier to fap.
Reddit’s Design is Shit – GifHQ Fixes That
One thing I’ve always hated about Reddit is that for a site that prides itself on traffic and the free exchange of information and opinions, it is fucking difficult to navigate, especially when you’re trying to take in a ton of information at once. Whether it’s porn or cooking recipes, browsing Reddit feels like scrolling through yellow pages. So I’ve gotten pissed off before, trying to fap on Reddit by accessing the site directly.
That’s why I now use GifHQ for my Reddit fapping purposes. I wouldn’t say they’ve got the best image gallery layout, but the videos can’t be beaten. That much is clear. As for the images, I’ll give them the gold star when they actually align the images left to right across the screen so that I can see roughly ten images at a time while I scroll. There’s no reason to align the images above one another. There’s more than enough room on my screen for multiple pairs of tits at a time.
Fap on This Site, Now
Beyond that, I don’t really have much to say about GifHQ. It’s one of the newest and greatest websites of all time. It’s sleek, simple, fast, and above all, it’s free to use. That’s the part that really gets me. You have all of this quality pornography at your fingertips, and it’s all perfectly free. To this day, I still don’t understand how the porn industry keeps making money when there’s so much free porn out there. Then again, on average, porn is always in higher demand than food, so I guess my job is safe. Am I right, or am I right? This takes me back to that scientific experiment they did once on rats when they gave them a choice between eating food and stimulating the pleasure centers of their brains. They pleasured themselves to death. I guess humanity is doing the exact same thing. We’re all just rats in a maze, and the only way to pass the time is to jerk ourselves off to death.
You should get with the program and jerk off like the rest of us, and when the time comes for you to choke your chicken, get yourself over to GifHQ. It’s a fascinating website with a ton of high-quality content that just keeps coming in. It is externally sourced, after all. Plus, if you click on any of the tags on the site, which by the way, are loaded indirectly from the subreddit names, you can see content from said subreddit exclusively. So, if you’re into lesbian sex, you’ll only see lesbian sex. If you’d prefer to see cum sluts, you’ll only see cum sluts.
I can’t give any more of a glowing recommendation to this fantastic website that quite literally shovels infinite pornography onto your screen for free. No matter your preference, as long as you’re straight, you’ll find something to jerk off to on GifHQ. I’ve always thought that the hottest bitches can be found on “gone wild” style subreddits, so it’s nice to see there’s a website that aggregates all of their content in one place. That way, you don’t have to go searching, and you certainly don’t have to go paying. And, who knows, you might discover some bitch who deserves that you sign up for her OnlyFans. You might find your next favorite slut on this site. Happy fapping!
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