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As soon as I heard of Miami Club Casino, I started envisioning palm trees, bikini girls, and slot machines spitting out coins by the bucketful. Being a bit of a pervert, I couldn’t resist thinking about all the good porno that comes out of the area. It’s kind of ironic because I don’t think the site is actually based in Florida. It’s a branding thing, meant to evoke precisely the images I mentioned, and to be entirely honest, it worked. I was ready to give it a shot as soon as I heard of it.
And I’m not the only one. MiamiClubCasino.im gets about half a million visitors a month. It isn’t the most popular online gambling den globally, but that’s a respectable volume of traffic. When’s the last time you saw a line like that for the neighborhood bookie, huh? Miami Club Casino is an internet casino (duh) that’s been in operation since 2012. A decade isn’t that long in the real world, but that kind of longevity isn’t a given on the internet, which means these guys must be doing something right. With that in mind, I decided to take a look for myself. Now, where did I put my wallet?
Hitting the Miami Club Casino
First things first: as an American, I was happy as soon as I saw the name. So many online casinos block players in the US from playing, but not the guys with a Florida city in their name. MiamiClubCasino welcomes American players, and their list of restricted countries is pretty slim compared to a lot of the competition. But if you’re in Canada, the UK, or Israel, you’ll have to find somewhere else to gamble away your life savings, but most countries will be able to spin those slots without any trouble.
Pulling up the front page, I liked what I saw. Some recent winnings spin by the top of the page, rattling off some huge numbers. Somebody just won $5k playing Northern Lights, and another lucky motherfucker pulled over $15k playing a Lucky 7 game. Holy shit, I must have come to the right place! Give me a piece of that!
One of the first things I look for on any casino site is a nice welcome bonus. With so many joints to choose from, they’ve got to offer good incentives, and Miami Club Casino is really hooking it up. They do a 100% match on your first eight deposits, up to $800. As usual, you’ll have to play with that money a bit before you’re allowed to withdraw, but that’s standard. Anything else, and they’d have people coming by, claiming the bonus and cashing out without doing anything. Speaking as a webmaster myself, that’s just unsustainable. (By the way, have you checked out PornDudeCasting yet? I don’t offer cash signup bonuses, but wait until you see who I’ve been banging!)
On top of that welcome bonus, MiamiClubCasino.im has got a fat set of promos worth taking advantage of. This week, there’s a 150% bonus up to $150 plus 30 spins on Magic Monkey II, and there’s an instant coupon code on the front page offering a free $20 monthly bonus for members. Click through to the Promotions page, and there’s even more, like a Daily Reload Bonus, Daily Deposit Bonus, Reward Points, Free Rolls, and Rebate Bonuses. If you don’t check the Promos page, you’re bound to miss out. That goes for most online casinos, not just Miami Club Casino.
Cash In, Play Games, Cash Out
The promos looked good, but they don’t count for shit if the banking options suck. Fortunately, MiamiClubCasino.im has a comprehensive set of deposit and withdrawal methods, both crypto and classic. Visa and MasterCard are listed at the top of the Banking page, keeping it old school, but they go on to list a lot of the more modern standards like bitcoin, bitcoin cash, Litecoin, Neteller, Skrill, Neosurf, EcoPayz, and PaySafe Card. They can even do check and bank wire if you’re the kind of old, out-of-touch grandpa who does that, but it’s slower and has some fees attached.
My point is they make it easy as hell to fund your account and start playing. If you aren’t sure yet if you want to play for real, they’ve got a surprisingly full-featured demo mode. Without even registering an account, you can play any games with a pretend stack of racks totaling $3,000. That means Miami Club Casino is fun to play even if you aren’t really gambling. Depending on your willpower, though, those fake spins may quickly end up turning into the real thing.
Arguably, the only thing that might hold you back a bit is the account verification process. But, hey, if you fuck with the legit online gambling dens, I’m sure you know the drill. They’re going to need a colored copy of your ID, plus proof of address like a recent bill or bank statement. If you’re funding your account with cryptocurrency, they also want a photo of you holding your ID next to your face. They also reserve the right to ask for further documentation, but in my experience with similar sites, that’s rarely (if ever) necessary. They don’t want this to be a complicated process because it’ll chase off too much business.
Let’s Talk About the MiamiClubCasino Games
Once you’ve got your MiamiClubCasino account funded, it’s time to get playing. Before I get into what’s available, I will point out the deficiencies because they will be deal-breakers for some of you. For one thing, there’s no sportsbook here, so you can’t bet on who’s going to win the next big fight, the next big game, or the next big match. It’s kind of a surprising omission, given how standard it has become for online gambling sites to combine a casino and a sportsbook.
The second flaw comes with the table game situation. They’ve got all the classic table games, like roulette, blackjack, and 18 variations of video poker. But the thing is, they don’t have live versions of any of them. So if you’re looking for something with a real human being as a dealer, you’re going to have to choose a different site. I know some of you prefer the computerized versions, in which case, you’re going to have a good time.
The better news is in the MiamiClubCasino.im slots rooms. They don’t have the sprawling, thousands-deep collections that you’ll find on some of the bigger sites, but there are around a hundred video slots and 3-reel slots in just about any theme you can think of. I’m eager to get into some of the ones I saw flipping by out front with the big payouts some users are pulling.
The handful of games in the Progressive section are some of the most appealing if you want my humble opinion. The jackpots go up every time somebody plays, and they list the current jackpot right beneath the game. For example, the pot for Crazy Cat Lady is $425.02, which is fine, but holy living mother of fuck, I’ve got to play Mega Money Mine just as soon as I finish banging out this review. The current jackpot is up to $101,969.32, making my mouth water and my dick hard. Usually, that only happens when I’m reviewing actual porno, the kind with beautiful naked girls getting railed in every single hole.
I get it now. When I started going through the games, I wondered how MiamiClubCasino.im could get so much attention even with a relatively slim collection of games compared to the competitors. However, even with the limited selection and the absence of live games, the payouts, bonuses, and promos will appeal to anybody who enjoys winning money, which includes pretty much every gambler. Hell, that includes pretty much every human being except your hippy uncle, who lives in the trees and eats from the trash.
If you absolutely need a sportsbook, a live dealer, or an absurdly deep collection of slots you’ll never be able to play all of, MiamiClubCasino isn’t going to cut it. If, on the other hand, you’re just looking for some relatively basic casino fun with decent odds, there’s plenty to keep you entertained here. And if you aren’t convinced by those fat payouts flashing all over the place, check out the demo mode and see what keeps you clicking.
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