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Splat Bukkake free porn video
SplatBukkake slid into my DMs this morning, and I immediately dug out my raincoat and a pair of safety goggles to protect the ol’ peepers. Just from the name alone, I knew this was going to be a messy one. I’m not sure there is such a thing as clean, well-contained bukkake, but I guess that’d be a hell of a gimmick if anybody could ever pull it off. On the other hand, the SPLAT in the title here hints at an extra sloppy, cum-drenched extravaganza of ejaculation that sounds a lot hotter than group sex without the mess. Who out there has a cum fetish?
Some sites only give hints in their titles as to what you’re getting, but this one’s a bit more on the nose, and I mean that in more ways than one. SplatBukkake.xxx is a premium bukkake site where British chicks get hosed down with spunk by whole rooms full of dudes. They’ve been around for a few years now and they’re part of the ukXXXpass porn network, so we’ve got a lot to unpack and take a look at today. You might want to put on some gloves or something, because everything around here is covered in a sticky, glossy sheen.
Putting the Splat in Splat Bukkake
Can I talk about the title for another minute? I really love the visceral feel you get from the onomatopoeia of Splat. It comes from that classic comic book repertoire of written sounds along with the Zip, the Pow, the Boom and the Bang! The word Bukkake is sure to conjure up its own filthy, wet images, but Splat brings to mind not just the images, but the sounds as well. Even before I’d loaded up the front page, I could practically hear that man milk splashing all over naked lady flesh.
Sure enough, that’s exactly what I found when I checked it out for myself. There’s a montage playing at the top of the landing page. Though silent, it’s hard not to imagine those squishy, slippery, splashy sounds as the pretty girls get sprayed with sperm. Besides the din of Splat Bukkake, you’ll also imagine other sounds, like the giggles coming from smiling mouths and the moans coming from oh faces.
Since they’re a UK site, you don’t get the big-name American pornstars you’d find on a site like CumBang. You do get a beautiful crop of sexy British amateurs and pornstars. I’ve been shaking my dick at a lot of big group sex sites lately, and I recognize a few chicks from their experience in these social matters. Gigi Rouge is smiling pretty out on the front page, reminding me of the video I just watched on CumPerfection where she drinks a condom full of human mayonnaise. She’s a naughty gal, so I’m eager to see more of her.
SplatBukkake.xxx lets visitors watch a handful of free previews before they cut you off, kind of like at Costco but without security telling you to put your pants back on. I saw a few smoking hot young ladies posing for a photo together in the thumbnail for Lusty Trio Of Lovelies Enjoy A Bukkake, so I checked out the trailer. It’s a minute of girls eagerly sucking and stroking every cock in their vicinity with the ferocity of truly ravenous sluts, and it simply wasn’t long enough for me. I guess I’ll have to go inside and watch the full version.
Get Some Bukkake with Your Bukkake
SplatBukkake.xxx costs $35 a month for the standard monthly membership, with cheaper rates on longer subscriptions. That’s a few bucks more than most paysites, which honestly ain’t unusual for a site specializing in scenes with a dozen or so participants. What is a bit more unusual is the stack of bonuses you get with Splat Bukkake, because you ain’t just signing up for one site here.
Membership gets you access to the full ukXXXpass network. On top of SplatBukkake, you also get UKPornParty, which also focuses on big group scenes. SexyUKPornstars is a bit more of an everything-goes paysite with smaller configurations of partners, though there’s still a fair amount of group sex there, too. What I’m saying is that you’ll find a lot of people fucking, all together like.
Porn paysite networks are a great way to milk the very last bang out of your buck, and ukXXXpass is certainly no exception to that rule. It’s always good to look at the numbers with these things, though. If you’re mainly after the content of just one site on a network, you can sometimes end up disappointed by the overall lack of representation for that brand.
That shouldn’t be the case for bukkake fans on this network, though. There are around 700 movies on ukXXXpass, including 280 Splat Bukkake films. They are relatively short by paysite standards, typically clocking in between ten and twenty minutes, but I’d say they make up for that in volume. If you ain’t done fapping by the end of one, just pull up the next.
SplatBukkake typically gets two or three updates per month, with a new video hitting the network every couple days. Honestly, for a bukkake site, three updates a month isn’t bad. My usual standard for paysites is one update per week, but the sites with huge groups just don’t have the manpower for that, literally. By the numbers, SplatBukkake.xxx ain’t a bad deal on its own, but the ukXXXpass really fattens up the package.
Watching Mandy Get Jizzed On Again
Once you get signed up and logged in, you’ll be dropped off in the Splat Bukkake section of the ukXXXpass Members area. Faced with hundreds of sloppy sex party scenes, where was a professional masturbator like me supposed to start? I figured I’d make it easy and just begin with the very latest flick on the site. Teen Cum Slut Gets Her First Splattering was released about a week ago, and both the title and the thumbnail excited me.
It’s only a 12-minute scene, but it’s got this chick Mandy Foxxx, who I enjoyed beating off to the other day when I reviewed UKPornParty. She starts alongside this brand-new chick who calls herself XTeenCumSlutX, an interesting choice for a first-timer. After a brief introduction, the scene cuts to XTeenCumSlut, already on her knees with a dick in her mouth, another in her hand, and a whole room full of dongs aimed at her face. Mandy’s on her knees in the background, doing the same thing.
I’m not sure if I believe this is XTeenCumSlutX’s first time, because she seems totally at home surrounded by dicks. She moves eagerly from one to another with her mouth and hands, bobbing her head, sucking and stroking. Then we cut to Mandy, talking about how she’s a unicorn before going deep and gagging up some lube, which she uses to slurp on another dude’s dick. I think Mandy’s super fucking sexy, with a pretty face, killer body, fun attitude and an insatiable appetite for sausage. She ain’t the same Mandy Foxxx on Pornhub or OnlyFans, though, so ukXXXpass may be the only place to see her work!
Downloads are included in the ukXXXpass membership price, and this one might be worth a slot in your permanent spank bank. While you can only stream in resolutions up to 1080p, the downloads go all the way up to 4K. Go ahead and feast your depraved eyes on super crisp, crystal-clear images of beautiful women being splish-splashed with sperm.
I’d recommend checking out SplatBukkake.xxx if you’re a fan of orgies, bukkake, cum fetishism or just watching a whole lot of people getting down at the same time. The brand is a nice example of the genre, offering hundreds of well-shot group sex movies starring hot British chicks. While the membership is a few bucks more than your typical paysite, they more than make up the price difference by including full access to the entire ukXXXpass network. The free previews out front offer a nice taste of what’s inside, so go get yourself a bite.
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