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Give Me Pink free porn video
Givemepink.com! That's what I call a clean page! A proper balance of dirty and clean, tailor-made for everyone who doesn't need to see a hardcore ass-drilling scene to get a boner. Today, I want to show the world that I am able to appreciate erotica, although givemepink.com is not something that I would necessarily describe as erotic. I mean, the absence of pulsating dongs doesn't make things any less naughty, especially when chicks live by that "everything's a dildo if you are horny enough" rule.
Looking fine, but it's far from inspiring
Not a single ad on the page. That's the first thing that my keen eye spots, as well as the absence of a proper logo. Give Me Pink in pink letters looks and sounds like yet another uninspiring idea, and the letters are somewhat blurry. The thumbnails look ok, I guess, showing an image preview, but there's a lot more to thumbnails than it initially looks. I'll come back to that part a bit later, as soon as I am done with shitting on the plain-looking design.
Another decent but meh section - About us, revealing that givemepink.com is a part of an adult network named Sapphic Erotica. Actually, there are loads of identical websites, all having the same layout and similar content, that seem to be connected in some odd, lesbian way, but I am too horny to waste my time on some trivial shit. I've heard about some crap that Sappho was actually some ancient Greek poet who nurtured the mythical, elegant writing style. The dude was from Lesbos, so this Sapphic Erotica site thought that naming a porn joint where tarts rub their clits by a poet is appropriate.
Nothing poetic about clit-rubbing, let alone double-dildoing, but I guess that givemepink.com wanted to send a clear signal to all future members not to expect any cocks doing the drilling. If you are fine with that, continue reading this review!
Let's dig deeper inside the porn stash
The oldest clip on givemepink.com dates back to 2004, the year when I was wanking my dong off to sweet Jenna and her The Masseuse masterpiece! Each thumbnail shows the number of comments and likes, but what I found interesting is the drop-down menu that shows stuff like running time, the number of pictures in the gallery, and so on. So, the oldest clip was obviously not HD, but it still looks fine, featured one gaping twat, a speculum, and some lingerie, and it took place in a living room.
Plenty of newer releases are high-definition, and the total number of videos in givemepink.com's collection is around 400. Far from impressive, especially when you take into consideration that givemepink.com was launched back in the days when Jenna was still rocking on top of cocks. I am not sure what the hell happened since it's obvious that new videos are added to givemepink.com every week. It's probably one of those "remove the old and crappy and add the popular, hot ones" cases.
The list of filters is fucking amazing!
69, peeing, kissing, licking, ass toys...just a couple of things I saw in the categories list. A pretty big list for such a small library of porn. Fuckers can also choose whether they want to watch masturbation scenes taking place in a living room, bathroom, outdoor, beach, pool, office, and so on, like it matters. Who the fuck is peculiar enough to care about a bunch of shit? Face type filters are another thing that is useful for both filtering and cracking me up - next-door, glamorous, fashion model, butch, or baby face. What's the difference between an average and a next-door face? Hit me up if you have a sane explanation!
Hair color, hair type, eyes, skin tone (you can actually choose if you want tan lines), pubic hair. While staring at the filtering tools, I kinda got the vibe that givemepink.com was a website made for chicks. What kind of guy knows the difference between medium labia and meat curtains or apple and pear butt? Who the fuck cares? Since when is silky skin a body type, and why does it matter if a chick wears a bra?
I appreciate the list, don't get me wrong, but I refuse to believe that any man would waste his time choosing some filters to find a video among 400 flicks. You can actually combine tags - I wanted to see chicks peeing in a pool and was surprised to see five pages of such porn. It looks like givemepink.com is kinkier than it looks!
Where have all the pornstars go?
314 models in total! The list of models is almost as big as the list of videos, which is good and bad at the same time! If your approach is to open a list of models and work your ass off trying to remember if you have ever seen any of them anywhere else and thinking that you'll fall in love or find a way to use the list as a filtering tool, you are a complete idiot. Yeah, the truth is that I am too lazy and too busy to look at every single chick in the givemepink.com's list and browse their bios on the web, but I am pretty sure that all of them are amateurs. All of them are European. You should know that.
For a site that expects people to actually pay for the membership, I think that the models' page should have looked way better. No bios whatsoever, only some basic info like nationality and measurements. Far from enough, looking lazy as fuck! The list can be filtered, too, by the A-Z approach, by rating, and by a number of videos on givemepink.com. Maybe the model index below the thumbnails is a neater way to get to see the full list of models without having to browse 27 pages. Just an idea!
Time to discuss the membership prices
Here comes the real deal! Everything up till now was one big MEH, but you are gonna like what you are gonna read next! First of all, you get to unlock the whole Sapphix network for the price of one membership! The network boasts four websites, 2K exclusive scenes, 4K videos, and regular updates. You won't have to worry about the picture quality, regularity of updates, or diversity because you will have a total of four exclusive websites to fap off to. I got your attention, right?!
The first option is to choose a membership plan and unlock all of the content. $2.95 is the price for a three-day trial but bear in mind that trials often don't unlock the whole network but provide members with limited access. The monthly membership is $29.95, the three-month one is $69.95, and the yearly subscription plan is gonna cost you $119.95.
If going with the membership plan is too much of a commitment, you can purchase single movies. To do so, you'll have to sign-up, buy some tokens for real money, and then spend the tokens on the video/videos of your liking. The price for 25 tokens is $39.95, and you'll have to spend $69.95 to get 55 tokens. The videos you purchase are downloadable and stay in your naughty little collection forever.
The membership plans unlock Sapphix.com, Fist Flush, Sapphic Erotica, and Give Me Pink. Remember me saying about a couple of websites looking identical? That's it! 24/7 customer support, responsive pages looking good on all devices, and downloadable galleries are a big plus for many members who read my review, although I can't seem to understand why anyone would wank off to goddamn pictures! Your right is to stroke your willy to whatever you want, and my right is to judge you!
Final thoughts
Givemepink.com is a fine page, and I think that the adjective "fine" is the most suitable one to describe this joint. It's not over the top, superb, mind-blowing, and surely not unforgettable, but it does bring a dose of luxury and erotica to the whole cunt rubbing ordeal. If you don't care about the absence of cocks, and are on the softer side of the XXX world, my advice is to give this place a shot. Don't forget about the bonus content and a shitload of filtering tools. Truth be told, despite the slightly boring design, givemepink.com really has something to offer!
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