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There’s something about T-Escorts that makes them special, isn’t there? Maybe it’s the way they put off such feminine energy while shaking their ding-dongs, or maybe it’s the way they can get a boner while servicing your own. Some would say the magic of a tranny hooker has something to do with her hot breath in your ear as she whispers sweet nothings, and others would say it’s all about the boobies, the fishnets and the red lipstick leaving kisses on your wiener. Honestly, though, there’s one single and obvious factor in all of these encounters that you ain’t going to get with a traditional cis woman: these chicks have dicks.
That’s what you’re here for, right? I mean, if you’re in the mood for an escort but you aren’t into the whole TS penis aesthetic, I’ve got a whole, long-ass list of Escort Sites here at ThePornDude, most of which will serve you better than the one we’re about to look at today. As most of you with more than a couple braincells left have already guessed, T-Escorts.com is a transgender escort directory. They call themselves “The Transgender Escort Directory of 2022,” adding an exclamation point for emphasis, but is it true? Well, 200,000 monthly visitors are a good indicator of quality, but I needed to take a look for myself.
Where My Well-Hung Hookers At?
Like many escort directories, T-Escorts offers up a pretty bare bones front page. It’s almost entirely text, with a few stray icons here and there. The logo is simple but effective, simply displaying the site’s name next to a rainbow flag. If you don’t have an adblocker running, there are a couple webcam ads near the top and bottom of the screen. You won’t see that shit at all if you’ve taken even some basic precautions. (Check out my section on Useful Software for some recommendations!)
At the top of the screen, there’s a dropdown menu to select your city and a search bar if you’d like to enter some keywords. The rest of the page is a breakdown of the countries, provinces, states, territories and cities that the directory serves. You’re out of luck if you’re in a Latin American country or Africa, but they’ve got listings all across the USA, Canada, Europe and Asia. Obviously, the pickings are going to be slim in a lot of the listed places, depending on the political and social climates, but I appreciate that they’ve built the infrastructure for nearly worldwide escort ads.
So, where are you trying to get laid? T-Escorts.com has listings in Edmonton, Alberta and Halifax, Nova Scotia. You can bang a shemale in Bloomington, Indiana, get blown by a tranny in Modesto, California, or have a t-girl step on your face and balls in Abilene, Texas. They’ve got transgender sausages in Vienna, Austria, friendly girl dicks in Nice, France, and Czech TS hookers in Prague. I was going to make a joke about getting yourself a ladyboy in Bangkok, Thailand or a legit futanari in Tokyo, but Japan ain’t on the list. Sorry, weebs!
There’s no distance filter, which is kind of a bummer. While they’re pretty fucking thorough listing cities, distance filters can make your search a whole lot easier since most of you are willing to travel across a town or two to have a shemale slob on your knob. Hell, if you’re in some backwoods shithole, driving to the nearest metropolitan area might literally be your only shot. As it is, you’ll just have to peruse the listings in every city within driving distance.
Tranny Escorts by the Numbers
By T-Escort.com’s own numbers, they’ve got over 120,000 independent transgender escort ads. A site like this is only as strong as its database of big-dicked sluts, so that’s a mighty fine number to see. You can design a world-class directory with all kinds of bells and whistles, but it won’t count for shit if that directory doesn’t actually point to anything. That’s one of the reasons why all those PornDude knockoffs are such garbage even when they straight-up steal my whole design, and arguably why T-Escorts is better than its competitors, even when the other websites get flashy with the presentation.
I’m out in the Chicago burbs today. Since there’s no distance filter and they don’t list a ton of the smaller cities, I began my search for a T-Escort in the Chicago section. That turned out to be a good starting point, because I immediately found ads posted by 775 local TS and shemale escorts. As a modern man, that’s the kind of selection I want! It must have been terrible in the old days having to settle for whatever ugly toothless tranny you found selling neck behind 7-11.
One of the first things you’ll notice is that there’s a nice variety of tranny escorts. Chi Town’s got a lot of ebony shemales, but there are also Asian ladyboys, mature transexuals, exotic shemales and badass BDSM dominatrix bitches with cocks bigger than yours.
You have to look out for fake profiles on any escort site. They’re often obvious because they’re using pro pics. I couldn’t help laughing at a recent T-Escorts listing that used a handful of older photos of Bailey Jay, who is arguably one of the internet’s most famous trannies.
T-Escorts.com has some profiles with a little Verified badge, so I looked into the FAQ to see how they proved these escorts were real. What I found wasn’t promising. “Premium, VIP and Verified ads only have to do with placement of the ads on the site,” they write. “T-Escorts.com is not affiliated in any way with these posters nor can it make any guarantees about which ads are safer.” It sounds like that Verified badge is just something you can buy, so it’s up to you to do your own due diligence, just like with any other escort site--shemale or otherwise.
Show Me Your Boobies and Ding-Dong
Once I started looking through the ads, trying to find one who would be a good match for my particular needs tonight, I made a few observations. For one thing, T-Escorts.com allows explicit listings. That means you’ll see a lot of dicks and a lot of titties, and women will straight-up tell you they’re selling blowjobs and GFEs and the whole shebang. Some escort sites make everyone speak in code and only post SFW images, but the setup here takes a lot of the guesswork out of the process.
Another thing I like is that contact info is plainly listed right there in the ads. You don’t have to register an account to see anything, which is good news for the johns worrying about leaving a paper trail their wife or their future ex-wife’s lawyer might find.
Of course, if they had some kind of user registration, it might be useful for implementing a review system. Reviews are something I always look for on escort sites nowadays, since I really prefer to buy things when I can hear a third-party’s opinion on the matter. That applies to tranny butt sex as much as it applies to electronics, so I was disappointed to find that these guys do not currently have a review section. Come on, get with the times!
Ultimately it was a thick, big-titty ebony TS escort who caught my eye. According to her ad, she does in call and out call for a couple hundo a throw, offering anal, oral, long body massages and car dating. She’s smoking hot in the pics, but I’m going to ask her to send a couple more before I meet up. You know, due diligence and all. Don’t be a fucking dumbass and you can have a really fun time.
The lack of reviews is really my biggest issue with T-Escorts.com, and it’s something they could easily remedy. Even without user reviews, though, the site succeeds in that they’ve got such a huge and varied database of ads all around the whole goddamn world. I can’t guarantee there are any TS hookers selling BBJ in your neck of the woods, but it definitely wouldn’t hurt to check out the site and see who’s posting nearby. Who knows? It could be the start of a beautiful business relationship where you get to ejaculate in a shemale’s mouth on the regular.
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