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When I think Reddit, Perfect Tits don’t always come to mind. Maybe it’s an unfair characterization of its users, but I always picture the average Redditor as a dude with huge moobs stretching out his food-stained Dragon Ball Z t-shirt while crumbs dribble from his unkempt neckbeard. The site is big enough and popular enough that I know its userbase can’t consist entirely of virgin weebs, and perhaps this next sub is evidence that some actual women do post on the platform. The truth is, you can fap to this stuff whether it’s posted by beautiful women or lonely, angry incels.
The r/PerfectTits subreddit has been around since 2014, which was like a century ago in internet years. That kind of longevity alone tells you something about its popularity, though the current level of activity is always the best indicator on Reddit. With 131k members and a steady stream of daily content, this is a hopping hive of amateur porn with a focus on flawless jugs. I like pretty girls, boobs, and DIY content, and to be honest, I clicked the Join button years ago. Let me tell you about the boobies I’ve been cranking it to.
Who Else Loves Perfect Tits
Whenever I review a subreddit, I wonder how much of a refresher on Reddit.com I need to give. With billions of visitors per month, they’re literally one of the most popular websites in the world. As much as I like to brag about all the visitors I get here at ThePornDude and other projects like PornDudeCasting, it’s chump change compared to what Reddit is pulling. Most sites really just can’t compare in terms of sheer numbers.
If you just got out of a long prison stint and have never heard of it or checked it out for yourself, I’ll sum it up: Reddit is a massive, sprawling message board with conversations about damn near everything under the sun. I’ve got a whole, long-ass list of NSFW Subreddits that I’ve ranked and reviewed, though most the site is arguably SFW. When you’re done jacking off, you can find people talking about whatever you’re into, whether that’s waifu pillows, Gundam model kits, anime dating simulators, lifelong virginity, fedoras, or even shit that normal people are interested in.
Which brings us to PerfectTits. With the volume of daily visitors Reddit.com gets, there are plenty of X-rated subs, though they ain’t all created equal. This one in particular, though, is fucking thriving. There’s a pretty much non-stop influx of fresh titty posts hitting the sub, day and night. I’m writing up this review on a Monday morning, and there have been about a dozen posts in the last couple hours alone.
There are sex subreddits with a lot of chitchat, but this ain’t one of them. The posts here are devoted to those titular Perfect Tits, with every image featuring at least one pair of them. Two minutes ago, a tatted blonde wearing nothing but ribbons posted a selfie titled My Nipples Are Hard As a Rock. A few minutes before that, it was a slim, headless shot of a chick lifting her shirt to expose her own Perfect Tits. That came after a nerdy girl with her tits out, a thicker babe with her sweater pulled up, and a porno-looking blondie posing naked on a couch.
“Perfect” is certainly a subjective term in the world of smut, and so it goes in PerfectTits. The chicks are consistently beautiful, but I appreciate the range of breasts that are getting the Perfect label. There are big naturals, perky little racks, surgically enhanced monster boobs and everything in between. Well, perhaps “everything” ain’t quite accurate, because I don’t see any lopsided titties, deflated balloons or chicks with the wrong number of tatas. Nah, if the mods are doing their job, you’re only going to see Perfect Tits.
The About blurb for the subreddit sums it up perfectly: “Best tits on a planet! Big, small, fake, natural, perky, huge, tinny, juicy… we love them all!” As a boob guy, I definitely feel like I’ve come to the right place, and that I’m in good company. Who’s with me?
Let’s All Gawk at Perfect Tits
As much as I like to riff on the high levels of virginity and neckbeardism on Reddit, I know it ain’t all dweebs and dorks. One of my constant refrains as I review these subs is just how much high-quality amateur porn is spread all over the platform. I think this is a natural result of Reddit’s popularity, and the fact that they allow NSFW discussions.
One of my favorite elements of r/PerfectTits is that it’s full of good homebrew smut, often posted by the creators themselves. If you click through to a poster’s profile, you’ll typically find links to a model’s OnlyFans page and other socials. I mentioned a blonde chick wearing ribbons who posted a few minutes ago; she’s got a fapworthy post history of nude selfies, as well as a link to her OF, just in case you need more.
In case you’re wondering, PerfectTits doesn’t have a rule against OnlyFans models posting their content. This has become a somewhat controversial point around Reddit.com, where a lot of subs have banned social media chicks from posting their own content. Personally, I don’t really mind it. While you may fall down the rabbit hole of paid content while perusing through profiles, I don’t feel like the sub itself is spammy. Anyway, would you rather jack off to boobie pics posted by fat guys or by the photo subjects themselves? I’m not sure it matters to most people.
I actually took a few minutes to look at the profiles and post histories of a bunch of today’s r/PerfectTits posters. Without exception, every one of them had premium content to offer elsewhere. If you’re the sort of weird wanker who gets so offended by promotional content that you can’t get a boner, you’ll have to go elsewhere. Fortunately for you, I’ve got a whole-ass list of NSFW Subreddits to peruse at your raging hard leisure.
It's crazy that I have to point this out, but when women are posting their own nudes, it usually means you can see more of them for free. If it’s just some nerd posting his favorite pics, his post history will be a grab bag of his own fantasies. On the other hand, whenever I see a pair of Perfect Tits of PerfectTits, I can find a lot more of the chick in her history. It ain’t rocket science, my dudes.
The Top, Most Perfect Titties
On the really active subreddits like PerfectTits, I prefer to sort by New so I can see everything. That said, if you’re in a hurry to rub one out before the boss gets back to the office, I recommend sorting by Hot. Doing that right now, I see MILFs with massive racks, younger chicks with perfect natural melons, and a really beautiful chick asking if her areolas are too big. (Spoiler alert: nobody in the comment section seems to think they’re anything but perfect, just like it says in the sub’s name.)
Overall banter is pretty minimal on the sub, though you do get a handful of dudes here and there telling the girls how hot they are and what they’d like to do to those Perfect Tits. You know, the usual comment sections for adult content. For what it’s worth, the models will actually see your comments here, unlike any random free tube, porn forum or paysite. I’d tell you to keep that in mind before you make a fool of yourself, but it may be a little late if you’re a regular Redditor.
As I wrap this up, it dawns on me that although most of these chicks are promoting paid content, there really isn’t much in the way of spam. Your mileage is going to vary in this respect, with more ads for mobile users, but my adblocker always keeps things nice and clean when I’m browsing Reddit on my laptop.
If you’re looking for something to occupy your time on Reddit.com that ain’t anime-related weeb shit, r/PerfectTits offers a seemingly endless volume of that titular product. It’s simple, unpretentious amateur porn with a focus on your favorite body part, with fresh photos hitting the sub every few minutes. Click that Join button to interrupt your usual boring feed of video games, cat memes and political rants with some worthwhile content to shake your dick at.
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