It was a sea of gray, beige, tan, and brown. Here and there, Robert
spotted a suit in navy blue or black. But those were an exception. As if
these accountants before him wanted to further their vocation's image as
being boring. And, without a doubt, Robert knew it would be dull.
Conventions for accountants always were.
"Bob!"
The shout made him turn around and spot Aden Shea walking toward him.
Dressed in a not quite tasteful pastel pink suit. A bold choice and
certainly it made him stand out in the sea of blandness.
"Aden. Good to see you." Robert shook his friend's hand. "Has it been a
year again?"
"Guess so. Must have slept through it," Aden joked. "Like your suit. But
something is missing."
Robert smoothed out non-existent wrinkles in his powder blue suit. Then
opened his briefcase. "Of course, something is missing!" He pulled out a
classical sleeping cap in a matching blue color. Pointy tip and bobble
included.
"Slumber Squad!" Aden shouted as he pulled out a matching cap in pink.
Placing it on his head.
They shared a laugh as Robert did the same. "Where is the rest of the
squad?"
"Wyatt's company sent someone else this year." Aden scratched his head.
Making the bobble of his cap bounce around with it. "And you remember
Hunter telling us he had a fiance last year? Well, they are married now.
And he put a bun in her oven. So, he declined to come this year."
"Peter's company pulled a surprise audit," Robert clued his friend in on
the fate of the last member of the slumber squad. "Doubt we will see him
this year too. Shall we head inside?"
"Of course," Aden shouted. "Time to catch a little nap."
Robert grinned, but it wasn't quite as big as his friends. It all was
falling apart. The first time he got sent to one of these conventions,
it bored him to death. But his company kept sending him. Then he had met
Aden and the rest of the Slumber Squad. They shared a twisted sense of
humor and together, they had at least a little fun.
"There. B-Three," Bob said and pointed out the room the first
presentation was held in. Pushing in and taking their seat, Robert was a
little surprised. There were double the security guards than usual.
Shrugging, he leaned back. "What's first on the agenda?"
"A nap?" Aden volunteered. "Oh, you mean the schedule? Something about a
change in the legislature and the impact of-" He mimicked falling asleep
mid-sentence. It earned him a chuckle.
As the room filled up, Robert got his laptop out. He might joke around,
but this was still a work gig. His boss expected a report at the end of
the day.
"You know what I could really use right now?" Bob asked his friend.
"What?"
Robert gave a sardonic grin. "Midlife crisis. High time for one."
"For you and me both," Aden agreed.
More banter was cut short as the lights dimmed and a woman walked onto
the stage. She looked young and smartly dressed. Certainly a change to
the usual portly man who opened up the convention.
"Welcome everyone," she spoke into the mic at the podium. "My name is
Rose Parker and I fear I have bad news. The usual speaker had a little
accident. I am here to fill in. Now, today's first - and only - topic
will be the financial impact of Fashion Witch generated merchandise."
Something about that struck Robert as wrong. He got up. "I'll go ask
someone what is going on," he assured his friend. Then shimmied out of
his row. Hurrying to the end of the room. However, as he tried to open
the double doors, they remained firmly shut. That was not normal. And
against code. There always had to remain a way open in case of
emergencies.
Panic shouting made Robert turn around. He saw men stand up in a hurry.
Only for their suits to explode off them and their human bodies replaced
by tall white pillows. Immediately, Robert jumped behind the chairs of
the last row. This was bad. This Rose Parker must be a Fashion Witch.
One of the modern boogie men. He always had known it was possible he
could run into one. But statistics said it was less likely than being
killed in a car crash.
From behind his cover, Robert witnessed the mayhem. The wave of
explosion continued. More pillows remained. A few tried to attack the
witch, but the security guards stepped in. It was hopeless. For a brief
moment, he saw Aden in his pastel pink suit. Then it exploded and only a
pillow remained of his friend.
A sudden silence settled over the room as all the attendees had been
transformed. All but Robert, who cowered behind the last row of seats.
Making himself as small as possible. Still, he had to look. Had to
witness the fate of his friend.
The security guards went to work. Some went into the rows. Plucking up
the pillows and bringing them to the stage. Throwing them on a pile.
Others brought in cardboard boxes and a strange machine. Clueing Robert
in that this was planned from the start.
One by one, the pillows were brought before Rose. Now, Robert got a
better guess on their size. These pillows were nearly as tall and wide
as the Fashion Witch. Once presented, Rose looked at a sheet of paper.
Then the pillow changed. Robert wasn't sure, but he could swear the
pillow had now a full-sized picture of a woman on them. The pillow was
rolled up and placed inside the strange machine. It came out the other
end vacuum sealed and ready to be shipped. Placed in a box, the sheet of
paper was put inside, and then taped shut.
Again and again, Robert witnessed this process repeated. Until one box
remained and no pillow. "One is missing!" Rose shouted. "Find him or one
of you takes his place."
Robert cursed under his breath. They had the attendance sheet. This was
even more organized than he had feared. The security guards spread out.
Checking rows one by one. It was only a matter of time before they found
him. His fate was sealed. It was just a matter of time.
A sudden calm settled over him. Robert stood up. Losing his tie, he
walked over to the closest security guy. Probably not even real
security. Raising his fist, they both knew what would happen. The smirk
on his opponent said all. Marking Robert as an easy target. The smirk
vanished as Robert advanced quickly and broke the guy's nose with a
quick vicious jab.
Of course, it was futile. The other guards closed in on him. Robert got
a few more jabs in, but then they had him pinned. One heavy punch to the
stomach and it was over. Dragging a wheezing Robert to the stage.
"Not bad, oldtimer," Rose remarked, but then gave an overdone pout. "But
did you have to waste my time? Seriously?"
Options flashed through Robert's mind. Curse her out? One last witty
remark? Maybe he should try spitting in her face. Like they did in
movies. But it was too late. His clothes exploded off him and he was not
human anymore. Just something soft and squishy. Rose looked once at a
sheet of paper and then made a gesture at Robert. A short tingling
sensation swept through his new fluffy body. Then, he was roughly rolled
up and placed inside the machine. It compressed him further and trapped
him in plastic. Not that he could have moved without it.
Placed in a box, a sheet of paper landed on him. Then the box closed up.
Plunging Bob into darkness. This was it. Game over. He had lost. Doomed
to an existence as a sentient pillow. Yes, he wanted a change in his
life, but this was not the midlife crisis he had envisioned.
****************************************
Endless darkness was punctured by some rattling of his box or muted
talking now and then. Then, finally, a slit of light appeared. His box
was opened up. After how long, Bob couldn't tell. Most of the time he
had zoned out. Which was better than the alternative. To lose his mind.
The top of the box was folded up and the sheet of paper was removed. A
guy looked down at Robert and the paper. He looked young. In the
twenties, Bob guessed.
"Let's get you out of there."
Finally, Robert was freed from the box and endless darkness. The young
man clawed at Bob's plastic wrapping until it gave away. A tear appeared
and was used to free Bob completely. Without the shrink wrap, Bob
unfolded. Not that it helped him much. He couldn't move or talk. Just
lean against the furniture he had fallen against.
"Okay. Hi. I am Roman. Roman Haney," Bob's new owner introduced himself.
"You must be confused. I am not sure you even know what happened to you.
I am afraid you have become the victim of a Fashion Witch."
That much was obvious, but Bob couldn't voice out the sentiment.
"Let's see." Roman looked down at the paper that had accompanied Bob.
"Jennifer Tillerman. Age eighteen. Senior and cheerleader. Hi, Jennifer.
Wish we had met under better circumstances."
Jennifer? Robert was furious. Not just had that witch robbed him of his
body. She had taken his identity too. How evil does one have to be to
walk the path of a Fashion Witch?
"Look, I am not here to abuse you," Roman continued. "I saw your auction
and had to prevent you from falling into the hands of some creep."
"Like yourself?" Bob wanted to shout, but his mental anguish remained
unvoiced.
"They turned you into a Dakimakura," Roman continued his monologue.
"It's a Japanese term. You could translate it into body pillows or even
Waifu pillows. Do you know what a Waifu is?"
Great. Now this Roman was talking gibberish. Bob would have excused
himself in any other situation, but that wasn't an option right now. He
had to endure.
"Perhaps, it is best to show you."
Roman picked up Bob with ease. His new pillowy body appeared to be very
light. He was then dragged in front of a mirror. The sight made Bob want
to curse. The reflection showed Roman holding up the tall pillow that
Bob had become. Drawn on in a cartoonish style was a girl. Raven hair
and blue eyes. She wore a cheerleading uniform that was on the skimpy
side. Probably for summer months or warmer climates. A short skirt and
pompoms rounded off the uniform. Seeing himself reduced to this, Bob
felt ashamed. And there was nothing he could do about it.
"I am afraid, it gets worse."
Roman turned Bob around. Confused by what the point of turning him away
from the mirror was. But with a little concentration, he could shift his
view to the backside of his pillow body. Bob immediately wished he
hadn't. His backside portrayed the same cheerleader. This time in a more
lewd pose. The top had been lifted over her breasts and revealed them in
their naked glory. They appeared too large for a small frame like hers.
At least in Bob's opinion. The pompoms were missing. Instead, one hand
of the girl pushed down the hem of her skirt and the other pulled aside
her panties.
Bob hadn't just been reduced to an object. He had heard of what Fashion
Witches did. Transforming people into clothing for them to wear. But
this was worse, he decided. Yes, he wasn't something to be worn. Instead
of just stripping his identity as all the other objects, he had been
given a new one. It was a twisted and vile one. Worse, this fool named
Roman thought it was real. That he held a transformed cheerleader in his
arms. And Bob could do nothing to correct him.
Roman walked back to his living room. Placing Bob on the couch and
taking a seat on a nearby chair. "Now, not all hope is lost, Jennifer. I
am a part of a group that rescues people like you. In fact, you aren't
the only one we brought. We try to keep you out of the hands of
perverts."
"Like yourself?" Bob wanted to ask again, but couldn't. He wasn't buying
what Roman was putting on the table. Rescued? It was probably a story
Roman told himself to feel better. Or maybe some twisted game he was
about to play with Bob. What stood really on that printout? Was it the
fictive Jennifer? An innocent girl transformed to be sold to perverts.
Or was Bob's name on there and Roman just pretended it was different?
"But there is more," Roman continued. "We are working to find a witch
that can turn you and other victims back to humans. Maybe with enough
financial incentive, one might go for it. So, Jennifer, not all hope is
lost."
That sealed it, for Robert. All hope was lost. Either Roman was a
twisted pervert who told tall tales for sadistic reasons, or he was a
naive boy who believed in fairytales. As if there were fashion witches
who weren't black to the core of their hearts. If they still had hearts.
Yes, he had heard of rumors of people being turned back to humans. But
he had never seen the evidence. Not a single TV interview or picture in
the newspaper. All hearsay. Buying up transformed people might be good
on paper too, but Bob knew better. One way or another, the fashion witch
who had transformed him had gotten richer.
"Until then, Jennifer, I'll take care of you."
Bob wanted to roll his eyes. But as with everything else, it was denied
to him.
****************************************
"I am home!"
Bob didn't answer. Even if he could, he wouldn't. It was his third day
that he stayed in Roman's apartment. To say it was boring, was an
understatement. But Robert was used to boredom or even boring tasks.
Maybe the two decades in his job helped him out. For some reason, he
could space out and just let time flow by. Provided he wasn't distracted
by anything. Like an overeager twenty-something with nothing better to
do.
Bob didn't have to wait long until Roman joined him in the living room.
As most of the time, Bob was propped up on the couch. Instead of going
for the usual tasks, Roman came over. Holding a familiar sheet of paper
in his hand.
"I am so sorry, Jennifer." Roman even looked sorry. Either he was a very
good actor or the naivety spoke volumes. Robert still hadn't decided
between the two. "So, I met with the rest of the group. Well, our local
cell. And I did you wrong. For that, I truly apologize. The others
educated me that it is very important to keep you mentally healthy. That
means talking to you more. Maybe even do things that you like. Well,
sort of for you."
Bob wanted to groan. If Roman could do one thing, then it was talking
endlessly. So much for spacing out and skipping all of that. How could
this get any worse?
"Let's see what your hobbies are." Again, that cursed sheet of paper
twisted Bob's fate. "It says you are cheerful and emphatic. A good
person. Glad to be on the same page. You like sewing and stitching in
your free time. I am afraid I won't be very helpful with that. Hmm, you
spent a lot of time volunteering in retirement homes ever since your
grandma died. I am so sorry to hear that. Oh, I can help with this. You
like Mexican Telenovelas? Not my cup of tea, but I am sure we can find
you some."
Robert was sure of it. In his last life, he must have done something
terrible. Tortured puppies or the like. Every time he thought it
couldn't get worse, it did.
Roman sat down uncomfortably close to Bob. He reached for the remote but
didn't switch the TV on yet. "Okay, the next thing is awkward. According
to the studies we have found, it helps keeping you mentally healthy if
you are used for your intended purpose. I will not do something lewd to
you. I swear. Not gonna sleep with you either. That just seems wrong.
Well, some use body pillows for comfort. You know. As something to
relieve their loneliness. Talking to them. Hugging them. I think that's
okay, right?"
Robert braced himself for the inevitable. Now, Roman would show his true
colors. Hugging and squeezing him all in the name of comforting
Jennifer.
Roman scooted closer. Then tenderly laid an arm around Bob. Giving only
a slight squeeze of a hug. "How's that, Jennifer? Okay? I hope so. Now,
let's find you a Telenovela to watch."
As Roman flipped through channels, Robert had to admit it wasn't as bad
as he had feared. It even gave him a small measure of comfort. A fact
that surprised him to no end.
"Look, Jennifer, it's Desierto-Rosas De La Pasi?n. Your favorite
Telenovela. I hoped you didn't miss too many episodes."
Right. Just when Robert let his guard down a little, life found a way to
push again. But there was still a silver lining. Maybe Roman would shut
up for a while.
****************************************
"I'm home!"
The shout from the hallway tore Robert out of his stupor. Once again, he
had been lost. Not even in thoughts. Just spaced out. It happened most
of the time when there was nothing to do. The first week flew by as
Robert didn't even register most of it. Then, Roman figured out how to
program the TV to automatically turn on and off again. Now, Robert got
to witness Jennifer's favorite Telenovela and a few others.
Honestly, it wasn't that bad. Yes, the Telenovelas were kinda trashy. So
we're B-movies. If one took them in the same spirit, they weren't that
bad. Even kind of funny at times.
"Welcome home," Robert replied in his best Jennifer impression. Not that
Roman could hear him. But one thing Roman had said was true. Robert
craved interaction. Even if it was pretending on his part. It wasn't
that hard to make Roman's monologue into a pretend dialog. The young man
talked a lot, but left plenty of breaks in between.
"You'll never guess what happened at work today."
Robert did his best to slip further into the mindset of Jennifer. "Oh?
Tell me." Of course, it was logical for Robert to pretend he was
Jennifer. Even if it was only in his mind. Roman talked to Jennifer and
if Robert wanted to be part of it, he had to become her. Either it was
perfectly reasonable or the Telenovelas turned his head into mush. Well,
his was already kind of fluff. So, not too far off.
"So, this customer came in-"
In the beginning, Robert hated the chattiness of Roman. Now, he hadn't
just gotten used to it. He depended on it to stay sane. At least, a form
of sanity. Now, when Roman retold yet another mundane story, Robert
listened and made commentary. In the way, he thought an attentive
girlfriend might do.
Soon, Roman carried Bob into the kitchen. It nearly always was torture
for Bob to witness what followed.
"No, the potatoes aren't done yet." Or. "The pasta is more than al dente
by now." Of course, none of Bob's remarks made it into Roman's ears.
Robert couldn't claim he was a great cook, but living nearly three
decades on his own taught him a few things. Was he ever as hapless as
Roman? Probably, but it was too long ago to remain a vivid reminder.
If only Jennifer could show Roman a few tricks around the kitchen. She
would happily do so if it meant she'd return to human form.
Robert mentally shook himself. If he could return to being human then of
course as his male self. Not as Jennifer. Where had that come from?
Those Telenovelas did a number on his head. Or his little mental role-
playing was to blame.
After dinner, Roman had another surprise in store. "I think you need
another wash, Jennifer."
"You don't like Eau De fried bell pepper?" Robert joked in his best
Jennifer impression. As always, his jokes fell flat. No one was
listening and that made for a poor audience.
"After your favorite Telenovela, of course," Roman promised. "Wouldn't
want you to miss it."
To Robert, it made no difference. Being washed always left him kind of
loopy. His mind and memories jumbled. It took a few hours for them to
return to normal and Bob never felt quite the same as before. Yet, there
was nothing to do but accept his fate. Who knew that it was possible to
get stoned on detergent? Bob could have done without that knowledge.
Being plucked up and placed on the couch, Bob was ready for what was to
come. As always, Roman laid an arm around Bob. By now, it felt
comforting. Like a light squeeze or hug. Bob could even feel a little of
Roman's body heat radiate into him. That felt nice too. And so, Bob
settled down. For yet another evening spent before the TV and in the
arms of Roman.
****************************************
"Morning Jennifer."
Jennifer snapped awake. No, that was quite right. She didn't sleep. Most
of the time she just spaced out. Sometimes, she had daydreams. Those
were usually very vivid. She imagined how it would have been growing up
as Jennifer. To be a little girl. Then a teenager. To hang out with
friends at a mall. Having fun with a BFF. Everything she never had.
Because she was also Robert. It was the core of her. He had childhood
memories and so much more. Jennifer knew she was like a sock puppet. She
might portray herself as a young woman, but it was Robert's hand that
animated her. Except, nothing about her was animated and most often she
forgot that there was someone else inside of her.
After four months of being spoken to as Jennifer and playing the part in
her mind, it had become easier to slip into the mindset. To become
Jennifer. Sometimes, she forgot that she was supposed to be Robert. To
stop pretending she was real. Jennifer wondered if one day she would
forget about ever being Robert.
"Morning Roman," she greeted back as Roman came to her assistance. It
was silly. Jennifer slept on the couch. At least, Roman made it up to be
like that. Every evening he would make up the couch and tuck her in.
Blanket and pillow included. And despite the silliness, she loved this
little gesture. An acknowledgment that despite being a body pillow, she
was still a human inside.
It had taken her a while to admit it, but there was only one way she
liked to spend her night more. Now and then, on a late-night movie
marathon, Roman would fall asleep against her. Hugging her close and
share more of his body heat with her. It felt intimate, but even more
so, it felt right. As if her reason for being alive was fulfilled at
that moment.
"I am sorry, Jennifer, but I can't spend a lot of time with you today."
Roman looked worried and it worried Jennifer in turn. He rested a hand
on her pillowy body. "I know I promised to spend the weekend with you,
but something has come up. One from our group has found a lead. A
fashion witch that might not be completely evil. We'll drive out to find
her. I am not trying to get your hopes up for nothing, but this might be
it, Jennifer. A way back into human form."
"You idiot!" she wanted to shout. Reason with a fashion witch? That was
madness. It was an unnecessary risk and he could end up like her. Just
an object to the world. Who would take care of him? And without Roman,
who did she have? Would she space out forever? Sold in an apartment
liquidation to someone who had no clue who she really was?
"Don't go," she pleaded. "I rather stay like this than risk you."
"I'll be back by evening," Roman promised. Unaware of Jennifer's inner
turmoil. "All your Telenovelas are programmed in. So, hopefully, you
don't grow too bored without me."
"Come back," she pleaded once more as Roman let go. Then again, as he
left the apartment. Again and again. Like a prayer. Even when her
Telenovelas started to run, her mind was with Roman.
****************************************
"Still, nothing new," Roman said as he turned away from the PC. Three
times now, he had chased that illusive fashion witch that might or might
not exist. Who could be good or just evil in disguise.
Roman sat down next to her. "I asked around on all the websites that try
to reconnect transformed people with their loved ones. None have heard
of a Jennifer Tillerman or reported you missing." Roman pinched the
bridge of his nose, then rubbed his eyes. "To be honest, I sometimes
wonder if that fashion witch lied. Maybe she changed your name for some
reason and I've addressed you for months by the wrong name."
"Yes!" Jennifer was excited. Finally. Then, for a brief moment, she was
confused. Why was she excited? Right. She wasn't Jennifer. Well, she was
most of the time. But she had been someone else. Robert. What had been
her last name? Andrews. That's right, she had been Robert Andrews. But
for a long time, she hadn't felt like him anymore. She had all his
memories, but they were vague. Just as the fake ones she dreamed up
about herself. She knew those were the real ones, but it didn't matter
to her anymore as much as it used to.
"If so, I am sorry," Roman continued. "For now, I guess, I have to
continue calling you Jennifer."
Jennifer was glad. For a moment, she feared Roman might come up with a
third name. Her transition from Robert to Jennifer had been hard enough.
She didn't want to make another.
"I tried looking again into the company the fashion witch used at a
front for selling you." Roman leaned over to hug Jennifer. It felt as if
he needed it more than she did. Not that she minded. For quite a while
now, she savored their hugs. "No new information. The police have locked
down the building the witch used, but too late to catch her. And all
files are seized. If there are any. They aren't forthcoming to my
requests."
That was typical. Jennifer never had much faith in the police. One never
heard that the police tried to engage a fashion witch. News always
reported that the police arrived late. Even on confirmed sightings of
fashion witches. In Jennifer's book, the police were useless. At least,
when it came to fashion witches.
"I know she moved a lot of you," Roman mused aloud. "My group liberated
sixteen sentient body pillows. And that was a fraction of the overall
supply. I just wonder where she got you. I couldn't find any news of
large disappearances in high schools. I mean, there are sadly always
scattered disappearances of students. The prime hunting ground of young
fashion witches. But over a hundred students missing must have caused
waves. If only you could talk. I am hitting brick walls here."
If only she could. There were so many things on Jennifer's mind she
wanted to say. Not just about where she came from. What she used to be.
But that was wishful thinking. It was hard, but she was making her peace
with the fact, that she would never talk again.
"Sorry to be such a downer." Roman looked at the clock and appeared
shocked. "Look at the time. Desierto-Rosas De La Pasi?n is about to
start."
If only Jennifer could talk. She would give Roman an earful. Today's
episode was Paquitaxs wedding to Juan. She couldn't miss that. Jennifer
was sure the plot would derail things. Cause drama. But would it be
before or after the ceremony? She couldn't wait to find out.
Finally, Roman sat down, grabbed the remote, and leaned Jennifer against
him in his usual half hug. Now she could relax. Let the real world pass
by and escape into a world full of intrigue, drama, and revelations.
****************************************
Jennifer came to herself at rather an odd time. From the sun and
shadows, she could guess that it was about noon. A time she usually
skipped by spacing out completely. It was after her morning Telenovelas
reruns, but before the afternoon episodes aired. Roman was at work, so
what pulled her back to the present?
The slamming of the front door alerted her that she wasn't alone
anymore. Jennifer didn't have to wait long until a figure walked into
the living room. But the way she did it was strange. The young woman
walked backward. Her whole face was a mask of terror as she stared
towards the front door.
Then the woman noticed Jennifer in the worst way. Just a glance and an
immediate jump backward. Right against the wall. Collapsing against it,
she rubbed the back of her head as she cursed under her breath. Then
suddenly placed both hands over her mouth and listened. Wide-eyed again
looked to the front door.
It took minutes for the young woman to calm down, but then she relaxed
slightly. Leaning against the wall and taking a few breaths. Then, the
woman's eyes fell on Jennifer again. A nervous laugh escaped her. "What
the fuck are you? Scared the living daylight out of me. For a moment, I
thought you were a person. Great. Now I am talking to an object too.
Ain't like you are-"
The woman stopped. Her eyes narrowed. Studying Jennifer from afar. "Holy
shit, you are sentient." A new wave of nervousness hit the woman and she
looked around frantically. To Jennifer, it looked like she had one panic
attack already behind her and was on the edge of another one.
"Not a home of a fashion witch," the woman concluded. "I hope." She
looked at Jennifer again. "A cheerleader, huh? I really could use some
fucking cheering right now."
The woman nervously combed her hair before cursing again. "Ah, fuck it.
I am doomed anyway, right?" She pointed right at Jennifer who suddenly
felt strange.
A twisting and turning feeling overcame her. As if the fluff in her
inside was scrambled. Her fabric was pushed and pulled. And then, there
was a sudden flash and Jennifer took an involuntary gasp of air.
Something she hadn't done in months. Then it dawned on Jennifer. She was
human again. At once, she tried to look at herself but found she had
trouble moving right. How does one operate a human body again? Which
limb did what? A half year and it all felt strange to her.
"Tada!" The woman proclaimed. Drawing attention from Jennifer. "So, how
about, as a fucking thank you, a little cheer routine for me?"
Now it was Jennifer's turn to panic. Her limbs didn't obey her very
well. Her mouth was a little better. "I would, but I can't move my-"
"Of course, you fuckin' can't," the woman groaned. Letting her head rest
against the wall. "How long?" she asked without looking at Jennifer.
Not immediately punished, Jennifer took a second to calm down and think
it through. "Half a year at least. Seven or eight months, maybe."
"Great. Just great. Can't even get-" She started to cry. Big tears
rolled down her face and there was no stopping it.
Jennifer felt bad. Her mind said that this woman was a magic user.
Probably even a fashion witch. She should hate her. But her heart saw
only a scared woman. Maybe half her age. Early twenties at best. Scared,
desperate, and utterly broken.
Jennifer got up from the couch. No, standing and walking was a no-go.
Her control of her limbs improved, but it was minuscule at best.
Crawling. That, she could do. It was slow, but she got closer. Halfway
to her target, the woman noticed. Half-hearted she tried to move away,
but she was backed against the wall.
"You hate me, right? What I am." The sobbing woman gave Jennifer a weak
challenging stare. "Alright. Give it your best shot. Come on. Hit me. I
deserve it."
Jennifer sat up beside the woman. Slightly swaying as she tried to keep
her balance. She raised both arms. Then hugged the woman. Drawing her in
and spending comfort. The woman melted in her arms as the sobbing
returned. Jennifer took it all as she softly rubbed the woman's back.
"I can't cheer very well, but I can hug," Jennifer whispered. "What's
your name?"
"They- They call me Kahina. Called. They are all gone now. It used to
be- Doesn't matter anymore." Kahina squeezed back more tightly. But more
than tears, words now quelled forth. "It was all Pedro's idea. So
stupid. Let's learn magic, he said. No other gang will mess with us.
Yeah. That worked out fine. Just a little snag. We awoke to magic smack
middle in the territory of a fashion witch. A powerful one."
Kahina must be part of a gang, Jennifer deduced. It explained her
strange outfit. Leather vest with studs. Bandanas tied towards it in
strange places. Pants that screamed punk with all the added patches and
buttons.
"You couldn't leave?" Jennifer asked as Kahina had another bout of big
sobs.
"Pedro. He said- We could take her. That we are nine and she was alone."
A short hysteric laugh escaped Kahina. "We weren't even close to a
match. She picked us off as if she was swatting flies. We never had a
chance in the first place."
Jennifer hadn't thought it would be possible, but she felt pity for a
fashion witch. Previously she had thought all fashion witches were evil.
Plain and simple. But Kahina was different. Just a young woman who
didn't know better and got roped into stuff that went over her head.
Maybe, Kahina could be redeemed. If Jennifer could get her to safety,
Kahina could learn from her experience. Maybe she would be willing to
turn others back. Just like she had helped Jennifer. According to Roman,
his group had plenty of sentient objects waiting to become human again.
The sound of splintering wood shocked both, Kahina and Jennifer. The
front door was half ajar and slowly swung further open. Revealing a
woman clad in all black. She looked like a domina to Jennifer. Her body
was snug in some rubber garment that gleamed under the light. Her boots
had high platforms and even higher heels. Strapped to her side was a
viscous-looking whip and between her leather-gloved hands, she held a
riding crop.
As the domina stepped in, Kahina tried to crawl further back. Yet there
was no way out. She was trapped. Just like Jennifer, who now cursed
herself. She should have gotten out while she had the chance.
"Oh, Kahina. My sweet Kahina," the woman in black purred. "Why did you
run? Do you think I'd let you go? Of all your pathetic friends, you
showed the most promise. Yet you tucked tail and ran." She stopped
before Kahina and used her riding crop to lift the sobbing woman's shin.
"And now look at you. Pitiful. Don't worry. I still have a place for
you."
The woman Jennifer was hugging suddenly slackened and when she looked,
there was no trace of Kahina left. Just her clothes and something red
poked out where Kahina's head had been. The new fashion witch crouched
down and pulled out the transformed Kahina. Standing back up, she lifted
her conquest. Giving Jennifer a good look at what Kahina had become. She
had become a shiny red catsuit with lots of paneling that gave the new
sentient garment a sleek look.
"Much better. Don't worry, I'll wear you plenty. You will grow to love
it." The fashion witch crouched down again. Completely ignoring Jennifer
as she dug through the pile of Kahina's clothing. "Not bad." Kahina's
jacket was transformed into a ring that the witch donned. The same fate
befell the five bandanas Kahina had tied to her jacket. "Mundane." She
tossed away Kahina's pants and shoes. Frowning, she picked up Kahina's
panties. "Not even sentient underwear. Oh, Kahina. What a
disappointment. You don't know what you've missed. Not that it matters
anymore."
The last few items were tossed to the side. Now, nothing was between
Jennifer and the witch. Only now, the fashion witch acknowledged her.
"And who are you?"
Should she beg? No. This was exactly how Jennifer had always thought all
fashion witches are. Cruel and evil. Begging wouldn't help. It was
inevitable. Just as she had regained her humanity, it was about to be
lost again. At least, she could state her name so the witch might use
it.
"I am-"
"You know what? I don't care." The fashion witch stood up. Towering over
Jennifer in her high-heeled boots. "Why do I even bother with small fry
like you?"
Jennifer braced herself, but the change never came. Instead of
transforming her, the fashion witch stood up and turned around. Walking
out without sparing Jennifer a second more of notice.
Just like that, Jennifer found herself alone. Back as being human and
utterly naked. Her hammering heart slowly calmed down. It was a strange
feeling now to Jennifer. To have a beating heart and to draw gasps of
air into her lungs. Thankfully, both processes were automatic. If she
had unlearned it like using her limbs, her newfound humanity wouldn't
have lasted long either.
What now? Jennifer took stock of her surroundings. Not much hinted at
what had transpired just now. A few discarded garments from Kahina.
Jennifer doubted any of them were sentient. She discarded the notion of
wearing them anyway. It still would be creepy. And there was the door to
Roman's apartment. Wide open and everyone passing by might see inside.
Jennifer decided to do something about that. She might not be able to
close the door. The door frame was busted after all. But she could at
least create the illusion of privacy.
Getting to the door was awkward. She still didn't trust her legs to
stand up or even walk. It resulted in more crawling. This time awkwardly
towards the door. Nearly there, something caught her attention in the
small hallway that connected the living room and front door. Roman had
hung a full-sized mirror here and Jennifer now couldn't help but stare
at it.
It was her. How she always had imagined herself as flesh and blood. A
young athletic body. Cute nose, blue eyes, and raven black hair. It was
all there. For the first time, she saw herself. With it came the
realization that Kahina hadn't turned her back into Robert. Because, why
should she? Kahina had never known Robert or how he looked. She had only
seen the cartoonish depiction of Jennifer on her pillowy body. Now, she
was human again but stuck as Jennifer once more. And for the life of
her, Jennifer couldn't feel bad about it.
Looking back, she saw Robert in a new light. Pushing fifty, one could
say he had been past his prime. His job was a dead end and boring
anyway. No one significant had been in his life and he barely had any
friends either. Jennifer hadn't noticed back then. When she still had
been Robert. There hadn't been much going for him. Now, she was
Jennifer. Young again and with a new outlook on life. She could start
over. Do things better. Maybe this time find someone to share her life
with.
She needed to contact Roman. Pushing the front door closed as best as
she could, Jennifer contemplated how to do that. There hadn't been a
moment when Roman told her his number. Just in case a one-in-a-million
chance left her human again. Maybe there was something on his computer
she could use.
Trying to get up again, she did better. As long as Jennifer hugged the
wall, she slowly managed small little steps that brought her forward. It
was a small odyssey. Despite that the computer nook was only a few
meters away. Sitting down on the chair, she nearly keeled over. There
was something called body tension she had all forgotten about when she
had been a pillow.
Roman's PC booted up just fine and left her on the main screen. There
wasn't even a password required. She would have to talk about it to him.
Safety was important. Even if the lack of it currently helped her out.
Opening up the browser, Jennifer's mission to find a way to contact him
derailed. Two tabs automatically opened up and Jennifer saw they both
belonged to the same site. A forum for reconnecting sentient objects
with their loved ones. For quite a while now she had suspected Roman had
been honest with her. That he tried to get her back to being human for
real or, at least, try to get her back to her loved ones.
Now, she had the opportunity to see if she had been right. The original
post showed - Jennifer - in her pillow form. A picture of the sheet of
paper with her details was also uploaded. In the text post, Roman
detailed everything he knew about Jennifer. All lies, but he hadn't
known that. The threat was long. Roman and others had speculated where
Jennifer might be from. Analyzed the cheerleading uniform in detail in
hopes of clues about where she might have gone to school.
Jennifer leaned back. Roman had been honest with her. It filled her
heart with warmth. She had guessed before, but now, she knew for sure.
That last little bit of cynic denial that was left by Robert was washed
away.
Given the opportunity, Jennifer couldn't help but snoop. She opened up
the other tab. It showed another thread in the forum started by Roman.
This time, he was looking for someone. A Sarah Haney. That last name
sounded familiar. Wasn't that Roman's family name? Reading further,
Jennifer's guess proved right. Roman had lost his little sister to a
fashion witch. She and nearly all of her friends in the drama department
of her school had been taken. The long thread detailed Roman's search
for his sister. Never giving up.
It explained so much. Roman had lost his sister. He couldn't help her,
but he could help others like her.
"Police!" The loud shout nearly made Jennifer fall from the chair. "Come
out with your hands held high."
Jennifer glanced at the PC's clock. Nearly twenty minutes had passed
since the fashion witch had left with Kahina in her grasp. Of course,
the police were way too late. By now, the witch might be blocks away or
further.
"I am coming!" Jennifer shouted. She was still naked, but that wasn't
something she could change right now. "Just, hang on." Again, she hugged
the wall to get back to the front door. In her hurry, she slipped and
fell halfway toward the door.
"What happened?" the police officer shouted. "Do you have trouble
walking?"
How did he know that she had stumbled and fallen? He couldn't see her,
right? And why didn't he enter? "Yes!" Honesty was probably best in this
situation. "I haven't used my legs in a while."
"I am coming in." The officer sounded not thrilled about the prospect.
"By law, I have to state the following. Do not move. Should you be a
fashion witch be aware that if anything happens to me, you are toast.
Two of my teammates have you in their crosshairs and loaded shots that
shred through walls like paper. Understood?"
Jennifer was sure, but she thought the man was scared. Now that she
thought about it, confronting fashion witches can't be a good thing for
one's own health. The poor lad had probably drawn the short straw if he
had to make contact. Maybe Jennifer had misjudged the police. These men
and women might be just as scared of fashion witches as the rest of
them. After all, what good is a kevlar vest against magic?
"I am not a fashion witch," Jennifer stated just to be sure. "I will
comply."
Roman's front door was kicked open. It had been broken beyond repair
before, but no door deserved such abuse. Sentient or not. The officer
pushed in. Clad from head to toe in heavy gear. She didn't see much
uncovered beside his eyes. But she could make out a nameplate - A.
Ramirez - and the writing that made him part of a SWAT team.
Ramirez only hesitated a split second before leveling his rifle on
Jennifer. "Why are you naked?"
Jennifer mentally cursed. She had noticed Ramirez wore fingerless
gloves. The same fingers squeezed his weapons so much, they turned
white. She was one twitchy finger away from splattered against the wall.
"I was an object," Jennifer hastened to say. "Not a half hour ago. I've
been a victim of a fashion witch a couple of months ago. I was liberated
and someone took care of me here."
The muzzle of Ramirez's gun never wavered. Seconds drew by as Ramirez
made a decision. Then, he slightly lowered his rifle. "Explain. How did
you turn back?"
"There were two witches. Not one." Jennifer thought that was the most
important information. "One chased the other. Kahina - one of the
witches - sought refuge here. She saw me and- I don't know if it was
guilt or some other whimsy, but she turned me back. I didn't even get to
thank her when the other witch arrived. She transformed Kahina and took
a few of her garments. Then left."
"The second one just left you?"
Jennifer shrugged. "She said I was small fry. Not worth her time."
Ramirez looked at her hard for a few seconds, then lowered his rifle
further. One hand reached up to the radio. "Clear."
He crouched down just as another person stepped into the doorframe. Just
like Ramirez, the officer had lowered his gun, but Jennifer noticed that
they still pointed in Jennifer's general direction.
"What's your name, Miss?"
"Jennifer."
"That is quite the story, Jennifer," Ramirez admitted. "I believe you,
but until we can verify it, the protocol states that you remain a
suspect. That means, no sudden movements on your part. We will take you
to the police station where we need to get a full statement. Everything
you think might help. Understood?"
"Yes." Jennifer wasn't too concerned about their thoroughness or worried
as the guns were still in play. "Uhm, can you contact someone for me?"
Ramirez was hard to read, but his eyes didn't look scared anymore.
However, they remained hard and on edge. "Who would that be?"
"Roman," Jennifer volunteered. "Last name Haney. It's his apartment. He
was the one who took me in."
Another police officer arrived. This one without a drawn gun. Instead,
he offered a blanket to her.
"You said he housed you as sentient objects," Ramirez pointed out just
as Jennifer wrapped the blanket around her. "We have to get him anyway.
Protocol states we have to interview him."
"I see." Jennifer pondered her current predicament. Yes, the police were
still twitchy, but if she made it through, she was free again. And with
a human body to boot. "Officer Ramirez is it? I may need a little help
getting out of here. My walking skills are that of a toddler right now."
Ramirez gave a short chuckle. The first positive emotion she witnessed.
"A stretcher is on its way. Just hang tight."
Jennifer nodded. Human again and still, she needed help. Hopefully, not
for too long.
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To say Jennifer paced the interrogation room was an overstatement. She
slowly went step by step. Generously using the wall as a means to steady
herself. How to walk came back to her. Now and then, she managed three
steps at a time without help. Not just walking itself felt strange. The
police had provided her with some clothes and it felt strange to be
dressed again.
She nearly fell as O'Hara entered the room. For the last few hours, the
detective had interviewed her on every detail she could think of. Not
just about the incident at Roman's apartment. Every small fact that he
could recall of the Rose Parker entrapment was worth gold. With careful
prodding, O'Hara managed to squeeze out details Jennifer hadn't even
noticed she possessed. But most of her time was spent on Robert Andrews.
Her past self. To the police, it was vital that she was who she said she
was. And not, for example, a fashion witch trying to hide by pretending
to be Robert.
"Miss Andrews." O'Hara pointed at the chair Jennifer had sat in for
hours.
A little weary, Jennifer made her way to the chair. By now, she had told
every detail three or four times. Jennifer wondered if the detective
suffered from short-term amnesia. Even with writing everything down, he
had her repeat things over and over again.
"Good news," O'Hara said as he took a seat himself. "I conferred with
the higher-ups and we are reasonably sure you are indeed Robert
Andrews."
"Was Robert Andrews," Jennifer corrected. "I haven't felt like Robert
for a long time now. And let's be honest, with my new body, I can't just
go back to being him. What are the chances that I run into a beneficial
witch twice?"
"Rather slim, I agree." O'Hara pulled out a slim folder and pushed it
over to Jennifer. "In fact, we kind of speculated on that part."
Curious, Jennifer opened the folder and found a single page within. It
looked official. Had a few stamps on it too. She found her details on
it. As Robert and as Jennifer.
"What is that?"
"While rare, you aren't the first to be in this situation," O'Hara
admitted. "By now, we are prepared for it. The protocol states you get a
temporary ID. That's this document. You are required to apply for an
official ID within two months. You can choose any combination of Robert
Andrews and Jennifer Tillerman as your new official name. Though
Jennifer Andrews appears to be the obvious choice, it is up to you."
Jennifer Andrews. She liked it. It combined her new identity with a nod
to her old. "Sounds good. What happens now?"
"If you would look beneath the ID." Jennifer did and found a debit card.
"On it are five thousand dollars. To help you tide over for a month or
two. It is standard practice to freeze the accounts of suspected fashion
witch victims for two years. In other words, your savings as Robert
Andrews are safe, but inaccessible at the moment. I recommend contacting
your bank as soon as possible and unfreezing it. In the meantime, the
city will provide a hotel room or apartment."
"What if I want to stay somewhere else?"
"Mister Haney?" O'Hara guessed. As a response, he got a blush from
Jennifer. "You are free to make your own arrangements. Please note, the
city won't provide monetary compensation for whoever shelters you."
"I see." Was she that transparent? Yes, her first impulse had been to go
back to Roman. But was that the right thing to do? He had taken her in
because she had been helpless. In a way, she thought it made him feel
better for losing his sister to a fashion witch. Now, Jennifer didn't
need him anymore. At least, in the technical sense. "Is he here? Roman,
I mean. I guess I should talk to him before making any decision."
"His interview concluded an hour ago," O'Hara said but was quick to add
to it. "He's been waiting in the lobby."
The simple fact that Roman waited for her made Jennifer's heart beat
faster. "Can I go to him?"
"Yes. You are officially dismissed." O'Hara tapped on the thick folder
left before him. "We may contact you again if something new comes up or
we have further questions. If you stay with Mister Haney, please inform
the receptionist. If you choose to take the city's offer for
accommodation, the receptionist can also help you."
"Thank you, Mister O'Hara." Taking her temporary ID and preloaded debit
card, Jennifer stood up. She still swayed a little but declined
assistance from the detective. Jennifer had too long depended on the
help of others. Now, she wanted to walk on her own again.
She found Roman sitting in the lobby. Worried. Restless. But as Jennifer
walked closer, Roman recognized her. Standing half up, he asked:
"Jennifer?"
"Yes. Sort of." She gave him a lop-sided grin. "Thanks for waiting. I
hoped we could talk."
Roman got up to help her the last few meters to one of the couches in
the lobby. This time, Jennifer accepted the help. Sitting down together,
Jennifer reached for his hands.
"First, let me thank you." She gave a weak smile. Trying to overplay her
nervousness. "Taking me in was very generous of you. Especially as you
didn't know who I am."
Jennifer held up her hand as Roman was about to speak up. "Please. I
have to explain. In the last few days, you had speculated that Jennifer
might not be my real name. I am afraid that is true. You see, I used to
be double your age. Technically, still am. Jennifer was just a figment
of fiction the fashion witch spun to make better sales." Jennifer wet
her lips to steal a moment to calm down. The next part would be the
hardest. "You see, I am not a cheerleader. Never was. And I was known by
the name of Robert."
"You-" Roman stopped himself. Taking a moment to process. His inner
turmoil was plain to see for Jennifer. First, the realization set in.
Then, the shame. "I am so sorry. I hadn't-"
"Known," Jennifer finished for him. "I know that and I don't blame you
in any way. Roman, before coming to you Jennifer had been fiction. But
you made her real for me. I needed something to cling to and you taking
me seriously has helped. Going in I had not been Jennifer, but now,
there is nothing I'd rather be. Even if someone offered a way to go
back."
She saw hope blossom in Roman's eyes. "You aren't mad?"
Jennifer wanted to hug him. The impulse was there. But now, she wasn't
immobile anymore. Nothing was stopping her. To his surprise, she pulled
him into a hug. "Mad? I am grateful. For everything you have done. You
helped me through a very hard time and asked nothing in return. How can
I be mad about it?"
For a moment, they savored their shared embrace. Then, slowly, they
parted. "What now?" Roman asked. "Can you go back to your old life?
Changed as you are."
"Probably, but I don't want to," Jennifer admitted. Then took a deep
breath. "I wondered if I could stay with you. Just a little while
longer."
"Really? With me?" Roman looked thoughtful and then gave a short laugh.
"Aren't you sick of me by now?"
"Of you, never." Jennifer's lips curled into a mischievous grin. "Your
cooking? For sure."
"You never tasted my cooking," Roman protested.
"Thank God," Jennifer gasped. "I might have died of food poisoning. And
that as a pillow. How embarrassing that would be. Look, you let me stay
for a while and I'll teach you a thing or two in the kitchen."
"Fair enough." Roman offered his hand. "Deal?"
Instead of taking the offered hand, Jennifer drew him in for another
hug. "Deal."
"Wanna go home?"
"Yes." It was a long day and Jennifer just wanted to get comfy. Maybe
what a Telenovela. "Oh, no."
At once, Roman looked alarmed. "What is it?"
"Desierto-Rosas De La Pasi?n!" she exclaimed. "How late is it? Maybe we
can go back just in time."
"You actually like them?" Roman asked as he helped her stand up. "I
thought that was made up."
Jennifer leaned a little more on Roman as she might need to. "I mean, at
first I didn't. My Spanish was kinda rusty too. But when you get into
it, it is exciting. Last episode, Paquita was bitten by a venomous
snake. It couldn't have come at a worse time as-"
After a short talk with the receptionist, Roman and Jennifer left arm in
arm. A shared hug that wouldn't look wrong on a young couple in love.
The end.
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bonus end scene 1 - Kahina's fate
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A few hours earlier,
Mistress Carmen smiled brightly as she exited an apartment with the
latest trophy in her arms. A bright red catsuit with stylish paneling
that surely would enhance Carmen's look once worn.
Her boots echoed through the hallway as she walked with assured steps
toward the exit. Then there was a twitch. A little change in the magic
around her. Surprised, Mistress Carmen unrolled her latest acquisition.
"Oh, my. Kahina, what was that? Don't tell me you can still access your
magic. How unusual. And fortunate that I noticed. A sneaky witch might
be able to escape. Or worse, enchant me."
Her words had the intended response. Not only could Kahina use magic -
in much-diminished strength - but the transformed witch managed to
slightly move her latex body. A twitch here or there.
"But don't you worry," Mistress Carmen said as she rolled Kahina back
up. "I know just what to do with you. A slight mental enchantment and a
round trip to my servants with the postal service will do wonders. By
the time you get out, you'll be begging to be worn by a woman like me."
Carmen placed the rolled-up Kahina under her arm and patted it with her
hand. Then, with a big smile, she walked out of this dreadful building.
Why would anyone hide in such a boring place? She had to educate Kahina
once she came back. Not that it would make a shred of difference.
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bonus end scene 2 - Sarah says Hi
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Five weeks later,
Jennifer practically flew the last few meters to the apartment building.
Not because one of her Telenovelas would soon start. Each tiny jump made
her mini skirt move up and down. Just to tease Roman a little more.
It had been a nice day for a little walk. They had enjoyed the park,
gotten ice cream, and enjoyed a kiss on one of the romantic little
bridges. As Jennifer lost time opening the door, Roman caught up and
drew her into another kiss.
They practically fell inside. "Behave," Jennifer warned. "Just a little
longer."
"Anything for me?" Roman asked as Jennifer opened the mailbox labeled R.
Haney and J. Andrews.
"Yes, actually there is a letter for you." Jennifer frowned as she
flipped the letter a few times over. "But there is no return address.
Not even a stamp."
"Strange." Roman tore the envelope open and pulled out a postcard. The
sight made him stop and stare.
Worried, Jennifer looked over his shoulder. The postcard showed a
flooded banquet hall and a mermaid floating right in the middle of it.
But what amazed Jennifer was that the mermaid moved. Slightly bopping up
and down. A small loop that animated her and the surrounding in the
background.
Obviously, the postcard had to be magic. "Who would send something like
this to you?" Jennifer asked.
Her question broke Roman's petrification. "You don't understand." He
tilted the postcard so Jennifer could see it better. Then pointed to the
mermaid. "That's my sister."
"Sarah?"
Roman nodded. Too stunned to act, Jennifer gently took the postcard from
him. Flipping it over revealed a short message. She read aloud: "Hey,
Brother. Heard you are looking for me. I am fine now. Can't spare any
details yet. But we will talk to you soon. I promise. Love, Sarah."
"She's free?" Roman asked.
Jennifer wanted to say yes, but the fact that Sarah was a mermaid opened
up many questions.
"Hopefully," Jennifer said as she drew Roman into a hug. "Let's ask her
when we hear from her again."
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