Personal Phone free porn video

This is a FigCaption - special HTML5 tag for Image (like short description, you can remove it)

You were just sitting in class like usual, with your eyes glued to your phone to pass the time, until your phone froze with a notification showing a progress bar and text shifting from 'scanning app use', 'scanning search history','scanning storage' and so on.

After scanning all of your personal data, the progress bar was at 100% and you got a new notification explaining how your phone would be undergoing an experimental update shortly and that it would allow you to experience a much more personalized phone experience with it physically transformed to fit your needs.

That notification was also followed by three tips which were:

The phone could be reverted on command; if the personalized functions didn't match the user's immediate needs for a basic cellphone. The new personalized phone could be made to merely look as it did prior to all non-users in private mode by altering brain waves with cellphone signals; so that the user's private information isn't indirectly exposed by guessing why the phone adapted a certain way. The update can be passed down by pairing phones; so the experiment can be proven successful through an exponential growth of users.

With that last notification tapped out of, you saw a countdown of when the update would take effect and you used this time to think of how your phone would adapt to suit you, and given how your in the middle of class you hoped that it would start in private mode given how it already read your search history.

You're a horny 18 year old senior, so it goes without saying that if it truly adapts for you and your browsing history then your phone will become an incredibly sexy bimbo to properly fit your needs, so the only question is how else it might adapt additionally.

0
0

13.03.2023
15
0

The Rape of Persephone

2 years ago
0
56
0

Boris meets Goddess Persephone

2 years ago
0
64
0

GoddessChapter 2 Persephone

3 years ago
0
41
0

Same as Personal phone Videos

GoddessChapter 12 The Rape of Persephone

THE TRILL CAME TOO LATE for me to save Persephone. Early that morning I'd opened my eyes to see Hebe, her face inches away, her smile an open invitation. In answer I rolled onto her and settled myself in the cradle of her hips and entered her with a single stroke. She grunted and locked her legs around my butt. "Don't wait for me, Sam," she whispered. "I'm right on the edge." She was. After I finished I slid down and used my tongue to give her a little vibrato of my own. She shoved...

Persephone

Sometimes I loved being a professor. Most of the time, really. My class is such that usually students don't take it if they aren't serious about it. Classical Mythology is not on the general education list so there are no general education credits for taking it. Teaching a specialized subject typically meant mature and dedicated students.This semester, however, my Thursday evening class had a handful of miscreants in it, one miscreant more troubling than the others. It seemed Blake...

Lesbian

Nights of Alsitor Hades Persephone

Hades gritted his teeth, fingers twitching at his side. He was panting, drips of sweat running down his bare back, his shoulders, his forehead, soaking the blindfold. It annoyed him, though it was fine silk, he fought the impulse to take it off. He had been preparing for this night, deep in the caves that span the foundations of the Alsitor mountain range, and his role as [prisoner/guest/slave/student] was not one he had volunteered for without heavy consideration. He didn't blame his beloved...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

TGPersonals

One thing about traditional dating sites is that they are not wholly inclusive. Let’s face it, transgendered people face a lot of stigma and stereotype and coming out to date in the public is a bit tricky for them. Many of them live in fear of being victimized and judged and finding a dating site specifically suited for transgender dating is not entirely straightforward. Luckily, I’ve spent lots of ungodly hours looking for the best solution, and like the determined motherfucker I am, I come...

Hookup Sites

MegaPersonals

Mega Personals sound like a much bigger version of regular personals, so I wonder if I’ll meet any fat chicks on there. That’s all I’ve been banging on Tinder lately, plus I think I may have caught the coronavirus off that last chick. I’m hoping the Mega in the name refers to their overall caliber of service and available broads, not to their girth or vagina circumference. There’s only one way to find out, right?MegaPersonals.eu may have an EU in the link, but they’ve got personal classified...

Escort Sites

BDSMpersonals

Everyone who is looking for a kink partner, whether you are dom or a sub, you have them all neatly listed in a subreddit called r/BDSMpersonals/. This is a platform where all the naughty people of Reddit can post their wants and needs, who they are trying to find, and what turns them on. You can basically do the same, or you can respond to some of the things you see here.I think that this place is rather self-explanatory, but there are some shits that you might be confused by. So, if you want...

Reddit NSFW List

Personalising My Personal Assistant

kris is my former student whom i know her since age 18. she was my favourite. about 3 years ago, i had the opportunity to work with her in my office when when she was did an internship with me. i mentored her personally and i know i am also her favourite mentor. kris was a young lady who has the fire and idealism in her. she is a highly confident girl who knows what she want. she is an achiever in every sense. kris is now employed as my personal assistant. fresh from university, she is half my...

Erotic

Personals

Personals…My name is Ian. I am a six foot two, twenty- nine year old white male. I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday. I take good care of my body I eat well and have good hygiene. I have dated lots of women. But they all lack something. The sex is fair, we connect but I feel something missing from them. In my latest escapade for that special someone. The woman was everything I’d want. Legs that didn’t quit, ample breasts, shapely figure, athletic, smart, funny and had a seductive look...

Personals

Personals...My name is Ian. I am a six foot two, twenty- nine year old white male. I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday. I take good care of my body I eat well and have good hygiene. I have dated lots of women. But they all lack something. The sex is fair, we connect but I feel something missing from them. In my latest escapade for that special someone. The woman was everything I'd want. Legs that didn't quit, ample breasts, shapely figure, athletic, smart, funny and had a seductive look...

BDSM

Those Naughty Spanking Phonecalls

On Susan Major’s desk the telephone rang. She glanced at it with a frown. That was all she needed. Didn’t the world and their ape know that she was up to her eyebrows in work and with a never-ending pile of more work that stretched to the dim and distant horizon to be done? Why is there never a temp around when you need one? Hopefully, whoever it was would just go away if she ignored it. The telephone rang again – this time it sounded more insistent as if complaining to her that ‘Hey, you’re...

The Dictaphone

The man appeared out of the blue, right in the middle of the street, with a strange sparkling sound. Nobody saw him, as the night was dark and the good people sleeping. Except the small barks of a dog in a nearby garden, the street was perfectly quiet, and the man smiled as he went to the closest mailbox. Rummaging through one of the pockets of his huge coat, he finally found a small package, and muttered something before putting it in the mailbox. Looking at the house in front of him, he made...

Fetish

Daddy Watches Laceys Phonefucking

"Hey Daddy -- I'm gonna just go up and fuck on the computer for a while, okay?"My father, whom I still call "Daddy" but whom everyone else calls Robert, looked embroiled in a pile of spreadsheets and thick contract papers on the kitchen table. He usually brings work home from the office, so that he and I can have dinner together and, you know, spend our quality time together and stuff. Now usually he doesn't get to his work until well after dinner, because he and I usually can't stop from...

Forgetting The Phonecall

Forgetting the Phonecall By Solon Plorry Forgetting the phone call, though it was easily more important then anything else! Nuit wasn't good at this, but then again, he had little experience. A couple more calls after one o'clock failed to locate her wayward husband, and wrath replaced her earlier heartsickness. She knew he would call; what the hell was he doing? Getting his jollies at a strip club probably, or maybe watching a porn movie with one of his chums, maybe drinking...

Dirty Spanking Phonecalls

Dirty Spanking Phonecalls. On Susan Major's desk the telephone rang. She glanced at it with a frown. That was all she needed. Didn't the world and their ape know that she was up to her eyebrows in work and with a never-ending pile of more work that stretched to the dim and distant horizon to be done? Why is there never a temp around when you need one? Hopefully, whoever it was would just go away if she ignored it. The telephone rang again - this time it sounded more insistent as if...

PhonErotica

While the content of this site is not that weird, I still think that phonerotica.com is one of the weirder sites I have visited so far. I understand now that this site is made for the phone users who enjoy browsing for pornographic content on their phones, but that was not the first thing I thought about when I opened this place… probably because I visited this site on my PC before I did on my phone.I think that it was quite obvious that the site is meant for your phone, or other similar...

Free Porn Tube Sites

AdultPhoneChat

Adult Phone Chat! Are you lonely tonight? Don’t want to get on a cam site and show your tiny penis to everyone? Prefer not to meet someone in real life and disappoint them, even if you’re compensating them for their time? Well, I have a low-tech solution for you: phone sex!If you think phone sex belongs in the last century, get the fuck out of here! Phone sex is actually alive and well. It’s always in style. Now, if you live in the UK, you might as well consider the self-proclaimed best phone...

Sex Chat Sites

Personals Slave II

What started out as a simple dom-sub story is starting to take on a life of its own. Im not sure right now where this is going, but this chapter contains a flashback for Cass, and is also a continuation of the first story. Enjoy and please comment – politely. What has gone before: I found a young girl, 18-year-old Cass, through a personals advertisement looking for someone to be my slave for a year. When we first met, she was hesitant, but agreed to a one-week trial of submitting to me. I...

personals pussy

i have always been attracted to women, but i guess i didn't begin to accept it until i was in my 20's. i had a few lesbian encounters then, but after them, i would feel guilty and never call or talk to them again. this story is going to be about one of those times. i was home for the summer and was bored out of my mind. there was nothing on tv, all of my close friends lived in other states and my mother drove her car to work so, i was stranded. i went to the kitchen thinking maybe i'd have a...

Personal Trainer

PERSONAL TRAINERChapter 1Nicole didn’t know what to make of the man in the three-piece suit who had just walked into the diner and sat at the counter. He was certainly not like her usual clientele who drifted in for a coffee during the wee hours of the morning. As she took his order, he regarded her with a cold scrutiny. She felt it unnerving to stand before him as his eyes followed the curves of her body. He asked about the menu, but his attention never returned to the printed page. There...

Personal Assistant

The dank, gray gloom was lifting as I pulled into the parking lot outside the mist-shrouded warehouse in Edinburgh. The snow was still falling heavily, swirling snowflakes had reduced visibility to a few feet by the time we reached our destination. Even though we had managed to outrun the blizzard, it would be difficult getting back this afternoon. Beside me, Fiona pulled the black trench coat tightly around her breasts and shivered slightly in spite of the warmth from the heater. I had picked...

Straight Sex

Personal Assistance

Personal Assistance By: Cindy Renee' Anderson [email protected] My life with Rick had become mundane, ordinary, if not predictable. It wasn't that Rick wasn't a good catch. In fact from the moment that we first met after being introduced by mutual friends, I found Rick's intelligence and sensitivity a major attraction. Rick was laid back, almost care free, soft spoken with hints of sarcastic political humor. We though alike when...

Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant James Mason was an unemployed recent college graduate. With nothing more than a degree in English Literature and the money he had received as graduation gifts, James moved to the big city with high hopes but no immediate prospects. He moved his few possessions into a cheap SRO hotel in an area of the city which had seen better days. He had been in the city for three weeks, sending resumes and checking with employment agencies, but thus far had not even gotten an...

Moms iPhone

I never had an idea, or at least on a concious level that moms various styles of half-glasses got me turned on, maybe it was the feminine look with her glass beaded neckchain, I don't know but I do like the looks of a serious older lady. Well one day Mom asks if I could come over before I went to work the afternoon shift to let her Pug out for a walk. Sure, no trouble. I had been reading sex stories on the internet and some were from this guy called Edison3wire and his stories were about...

Personal Best Part 2

We snuggled up together again on the couch. “Have you always liked girls’ juice so much?” I asked a little shyly. “Well, to be honest, I didn’t like it much at first,” he said. “I did it first just to try. But the girl I was sucking adored what I did to her and kept begging me to do it to her again.” “And you were a perfect gentleman,” I said giggling. “Japanese girls are so beautiful when they come. So whole-hearted … so sincere. And they make such lovely sounds: whimpering, squealing,...

Straight Sex

PERSONAL ASSISTANT

PERSONAL ASSISTANTI heard that you are looking for a new personal assistant since yours has been promoted. I would love to have the opportunity to have the position but I know that I don’t have the skills. I’ve always wondered if the rumors that you were screwing your PA were true but no one ever knew for sure. I am surprised that you call me into your office. I’m just a receptionist and you’ve never really had a need to give me work. When I come into your office you’re waiting at the door...

Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant By Carmenica Diaz Every time he heard voices outside the door, he felt panic rise in his throat. What if it wasn't her? What if someone else walkedinto his office and found him in this humiliating position? Kneeling by his desk, actually tethered to it by his military striped tiein such a way that his cheek was pressed against the leg. With his trousersand underwear down around his ankles, he was in a very humiliating position.Anyone walking in would assume he had tied...

Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant. Is that even a real job? I click on the ad just for fun. To my surprise there is a lengthy and professionally written description.Hours: Monday through Friday, weekend overtime available.Compensation: $15 per hour and up.Duties: house cleaning, errands, pet sitting, paperworkHmmm. It seems too good to be true. The ad has been posted for two weeks. It says to text the number provided to set up a phone interview.Text Corinne. I dial the number into my phone and click "new...

Lesbian

PERSONAL TRAINER

PERSONAL TRAINER©By: Dana15.22My name is Dana and I am a 36 year old lesbian, personal trainer and sports psychologists in Baltimore, MD. I have known I was a lesbian since I was 15. I am a very self-confident person and always have been so, I am not looking for a life partner or to same sex marry. I quickly tire of any kind of routine, especially having sex with the same partner over a long period of time. Some may say I am a predator of mature women, but I consider myself more of an...

Personal

Copyright© 2003 by Carlos Malenkov "You're what? How old? Eighteen? And you've never had a date?" Beth knew she was hopeless. Grossly overweight and ugly. Totally inept when it came to dealing with people one-on-one. Maybe she should resign herself to living the rest of her life without companionship. Finally dying as a dried up old maid. Alone. Forever. Freshman English Comp was one of the few classes she enjoyed. The instructor, Professor Wilmington ("Just call me Prof."), calmly...

Personal Trainer

I looked to the clock and saw that my 2:00 client would be arriving at the gym soon. I have been a personal trainer for a few years now and it has helped my image and confidence. I am 6’3” 220 pounds with almost no body fat on my body, which helps me get a lot of clients. I was dressed in my usual tight tank top that accentuated my large chest and revealed my strong arms, along with a pair of shorts that my ripped legs could barely fit in and my 8-inch cock constantly tried to push through. As...

Erotic

Personal Cocksucker

“Relax, Melanie,” I told the young woman sitting on the other side of the desk. “You’re doing fine. I’m very impressed with your skill set and the way you carry yourself.”“Thank you, Mr Morecock.”“That said, I have to tell you that there are a number of applicants who are more or less at your level. In the end, it will probably come down to who I’m confident will provide something a bit special, that little bit extra.”Melanie blinked. Her full, cerise coloured lips parted as the cogs whirred....

Oral Sex

Personal Cock Slut

Sometimes our sex is soft and tender, making love. However, sometimes it’s rough and raw, hot fucking. I received a text on Friday mid-morning from my man at work. He wrote, “I’m horny. I need my cock sucked and fucked. Some woman will have my cock in her mouth and pussy this afternoon. Are YOU interested?” I replied, “Yes, I am. I want your cock, I need your cock! Just tell me where and when.” He then wrote, “Hmmm, doesn’t sound like you want it badly enough. I’ll have someone else do it.” I...

Hardcore

Personal Secretary Cum Sugar Baby

Hi all, it is good to be back in the writing space. This time it’s about my personal secretary. Thank you for the amazing response to my previous story. If you haven’t read it yet, you can read it . Coming to today’s story. After I left the corporate world, I decided to start a business of my own. Having enough knowledge and expertise in the software domain, I decided to set up my own company. Since I was always interested in doing it big, I set up branches at Hyderabad and Bangalore. Since it...

Personal Cock Slut

Sometimes our sex is soft and tender, making love. However, sometimes it’s rough and hot fucking! I received a text on Friday mid-morning from my man at work. It said: He wrote, “I’m horny. I need my cock sucked and fucked. Some woman will have my cock in her mouth and pussy this afternoon. Are YOU interested?” I replied, “YES I am! I want your cock, I need your cock! Just tell me where and when.” He then wrote, “Hmmm, doesn’t sound like you want it badly enough. I’ll have someone else do it.”...

Erotic

Personal Maneuvers

Driving is not exactly the sexiest pass time in the world especially for some one whose only experience of it was with a lecherous instructor with a personal hygiene problem and an obsession with dirty jokes. Yes this did happen to me. Looking back I now realise that all the warning signs had been there but being so young I had not seen them, not until it was to late. At eighteen I was very impressionable and even now I shudder at the thought of what happened. His odour -ridden clothes and...

Personal secretary

My self JK..Hi all, Here is my another story…I am 27 years old and was in search of a job. I had sent many applications for job and was waiting for an interview call from any of the firms to which I had sent my job application. One day I got a call from a company to attend an interview at their office. The post that I had applied for was of Personal Secretary. Now I went to attend the interview. When I reached their office I came to know that the company was into manufacturing & distribution of...

Personal Trainer

Justin was a personal trainer. He demanded the very best out of all the people he worked with. If they did not meet expectations, he passed them onto another personal trainer. He had noticed over the years how he seemed to get more women than men to help train. He found the woman to be more motivated and willing to work harder than the males. The men always seemed to think they knew so much more than he did. They did not.The person that Justin enjoyed helping train the most was a busty Asian...

Quickie Sex

Personal Massage With Matured Women Turned Into Sex

Hi readers, this is my first story ever and its a true incident happened in ma life. Myself leo working as a fitness coach and as a masseur in Coimbatore, hope you all know that a job of masseur is quite romantic but we get used to it and do not find any interest on women cos we do that every day and we get see females with different ages and problems since its a club there will be a female masseur also so there will be no chance to mislead. But one fine day a women aged 50 came to our parlor...

The mobile phone

The mobile phone. By Sleep walker. This story is a work of fiction, and is intended for adults only. It is a fictional biography, and conforms to all legal statutes and is protected… The mobile phone. By Sleep walker. This story is a work of fiction, and is intended for adults only. It is a fictional biography, and conforms to all legal statutes and is protected under the Byrne Convention. This can be a little bid fantasy and the truth, U can decide. Thanks to a Wonderful Woman, She know...

Incest

Phone

In the early afternoon, the sun set behind the mountains casting Jenna’s house into the shade. The narrow valley was tucked between mountains on the east and west side so that even on the longest summer days, the valley was in the sunlight for only about six hours. The rest of the time became a gentle mix of twilight and early darkness. It was only about 3 in the afternoon and Jenna was still waiting. She was waiting for the telephone man and her first telephone. Jenna’s house was very old and...

Personal Touch

Chelby waited for the ferry on the docks of Seattle that took her across the waters to the ship yard on the far side of Puget Sound. The evening was chilly and she could tell autumn was here. The sky was clear the air crisp and the stars sparkled overhead. She leaned over the side of the ferry to gaze into the water as the ferry chopped through it, she loved the wind in her face, and the way it caused her hair to fly wildly. It had been a long time since she had taken the journeys she would...

Personal Best Part 1

The morning sun was streaming through the window when I woke. We must have forgotten to draw the curtains last night, I thought. I was alone in the big bed, and as I stretched out my naked body I experienced that wonderful feeling of perfect well-being that comes to a girl who has slept well after being comprehensively fucked. I didn’t remember much about the previous evening, but it had obviously been really good. I became aware of a pleasant funky smell. I stroked my body and investigated a...

Straight Sex

Personal Faggot Slave Letter

>>> My name is Ryan. I am nineteen now and I am the personal faggot slave to a bunch of jocks at at well known Midwestern University. Some of you have read my story up to now, but for the rest of you, here is a quick account of how my horror started. I am smooth bodied and small of stature. I am a Freshman and was still eighteen years old, rather naive and shy. Let me make this perfectly clear to you, I was and am still straight. Although I must admit, I hardly know what that means anymore. I...

Personal sexual mentoring for my personal assistant Part 2

Kris wanted a second night with me. after a long day, she came to my room and was ready for more. she shyly confessed that she was eager to learn more about sex and she felt very safe and comfortable with me. she requested that my mentorship for her to include sex and practical experience. Boldly, she took the initiative to undress me, caressed my cock to full erection. she then undressed herself and begged me to show her how to have good intercourse. my expertise is in sucking nipples which...

Erotic

Victoria Justice PIcs On Her Phone

“Damn, damn, damn,” Victoria Justice cursed as she dug through her purse looking for her phone so she could go home. When she couldn’t find it in her purse she rummaged through her dressing room in every possible corner where she might have set it down, but came up empty.As she went through her day the last time she could remember using it was when Ariana had texted her when she was at lunch with her mom. She had set her phone down on the table and then must have forgotten about it when the...

The Phone

“Damn, damn, damn,” Victoria Justice cursed as she dug through her purse looking for her phone so she could go home. When she couldn’t find it in her purse she rummaged through her dressing room in every possible corner where she might have set it down, but came up empty. As she went through her day the last time she could remember using it was when Ariana had texted her when she was at lunch with her mom. She had set her phone down on the table and then must have forgotten about it when the...

Not While Im On The Phone

I have Sabrina half naked, her skirt and panties removed, abandon somewhere in the living room, when the phone rings. It’s her husband. ‘Hi,’ she says leaning into the phone, her silk blouse looking as immaculate as it did when she arrived at the office this morning. ‘Just stopped by to grab a bite to eat,’ she says. I’m standing in the hallway within earshot of the master bedroom, impatiently waiting naked and with a hard on. ‘You’re kidding me,’ she says. ‘Again?’ She’s beside the bed, over...

Not While Im On The Phone

I have Sabrina half naked, her skirt and panties removed, abandon somewhere in the living room, when the phone rings. It's her husband. "Hi," she says leaning into the phone, her silk blouse looking as immaculate as it did when she arrived at the office this morning. "Just stopped by to grab a bite to eat," she says. I'm standing in the hallway within earshot of the master bedroom, impatiently waiting naked and with a hard on. "You're kidding me," she says. "Again?" She's beside the bed,...

Wife Lovers

The old cell phone

Well I’ll tell you right up front, the names in this story have been changed, pretty much where I felt like it. For starters, I am “the other woman” and no I do not feel bad about it one bit. By the time I figured out that I really wanted to “steal” the man that I married I already was divorced and knew that my new mans wife had spent the last 8 years of their marriage sleeping in the living room to avoid him. All while refusing to work and maxing out credit cards. Yes, I am telling the...

I Managed My Maid By Phone

Hi ISS readers, I think all you know me. For the new readers, at first I introduce myself. I am Moni, late 40 and 5’-7”. I was born in a middle class Bangladeshi Muslim family and serving in a public organization. I’m married and having two kids. My whole life is lustful indeed. As I gained some practical experience about sex at my childhood, I became a sex-maniac and whenever I got chance I tried to fuck any aged girls or women with many tricks without applying force or at least to peep the...

The Phone

My air conditioning went out in the middle of the night and I had awoken, sweating and disoriented. I had 3 more hours before the alarm was supposed to go off. I found a fan in my front closet and set it up. I lay staring at it, longing for sleep. I finally got comfortable and was lulled to sleep by the fan’s motor moments before my alarm went off. Work the next day was slow and dull. I felt as if I were underwater. I hung a Do Not Disturb sign on my door and avoided my coworkers as much as...

The Phone

My air conditioning went out in the middle of the night and I had awoken, sweating and disoriented. I had 3 more hours before the alarm was supposed to go off. I found a fan in my front closet and set it up. I lay staring at it, longing for sleep. I finally got comfortable and was lulled to sleep by the fan’s motor moments before my alarm went off. Work the next day was slow and dull. I felt as if I were underwater. I hung a Do Not Disturb sign on my door and avoided my coworkers as much as...

BDSM

On The Phone

No one thought anything about it. Helen and her son Mark were traveling to see Helen's parents, which was a two-day trip up to the Scotish Highlands. They had made it many times before and the routine was always the same. They always stopped at the same hotel, just of the M6 time after time. They always got a single room with two double beds. They may have been of opposite sexes, but they were mother and son. It was all perfectly innocent and natural. No one, including Helen and Mark, thought...

Senior Year Part IChapter 8 Game of Phones

Sunday September 25 I woke up because my bed moved. When we arrived at the hotel, Cindy Lewis was there with her boyfriend Kevin. He played defensive end for Ohio State and had taken to the training a little too seriously. If I had to guess, he was juicing. I shuddered to think of him looping around a tackle with me in his sights. Cindy wanted to go to a party, but I begged off. The last time I’d seen Cindy, she’d talked me into a threesome with her and Kevin. I didn’t want to do that to...

Personal Foul

Synopsis: Everything seemed to be going Danny's way as he went off to celebrate his college football team's latest victory; that is, until he began to change into a girl at a crowded bar. This story is set against the background of the Ohio State football season of 2002. Personal Foul By Julie O Edited by Amelia R. Author's note: The football games in this story are the actual games played by Ohio State University in their 2002 season. Chapter 1 Saturday November 2,...

My Broken Phone

I bought my new phone about a month ago, but with my luck new didn't last long. I was in the hot tub and I laid it on the lid, when I got out I forgot it and closed the cover. Well my phone went to the bottom of the hot tub. I opened it jumped back in as fast as I could got it out, turned it off and dried it. Suprisingly it worked but had a few weird problems. Here is where the fun part begins... I went to the phone store to see if it was covered by the insurance policy. Walking in there were...

Doing It By Phone

"Ring, ring", Pam's cell phone began to ring at about 10:30 at night. She'd just started to get busy thinking about going to bed but since she was "on call" for her agency to use her, she was more than glad for the telephone to ring. "Hello, this is Katie," Pam said as she answered the phone with her "make believe" name that she used when she was working with the phone sex business. She thought Katie sounded a bit sexier than Pam and they'd always recommended that she not use her...

Als AddIn and the Enchanted Phone

Most people thought old McNamara's electronics store was a disorganised heap of junk. But to me, it was a cave full of secret treasure. I used to spend ages searching through his random collection of second hand gear, computer parts and old-school electronics kits. It’s fair to say that most guys my age were probably happier chasing women, but computers, electronics and science made a lot more sense to me than women. Not that I wasn’t interested in women – I thought about them all the time. ...

Humor

Porn Trends